FaceApp, Scrapbooking & White Claw Love | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 17 июл 2019
  • DESUS & MERO chat about the FaceApp that gave all of their info to Russia, old age, seeing eye dogs and scrapbooking.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 316

  • @willsintheair
    @willsintheair 5 лет назад +581

    “No salt. He’s got that hypertension.” That’s some best friend shit right there.

  • @coltonford45
    @coltonford45 5 лет назад +409

    "Sight Seeing" Dog lmfao

    • @vitasunshine
      @vitasunshine 4 года назад +6

      She said... "ummmm..." LOL

    • @ajt7899
      @ajt7899 2 года назад

      desus was quick! “so over here we got the uhh..”

  • @ashleybochicchio5950
    @ashleybochicchio5950 5 лет назад +137

    "I'm not high"
    "I AM!" 😂😂😂

  • @T.H.E.O.R.Y.
    @T.H.E.O.R.Y. 5 лет назад +43

    Bro, Mero COOKED Julia, Anna, and all of white womendom in that section!. My mans was on a roll lmfao. #TAGGED #HoldDat

  • @blackamerica213
    @blackamerica213 5 лет назад +265

    She know good and god damn well she is Anna Kendrick.

    • @donp3857
      @donp3857 5 лет назад +2

      Wait is she? Lol

    • @TotalTennisGeek
      @TotalTennisGeek 5 лет назад

      lol!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @JohnPaton3
      @JohnPaton3 5 лет назад

      I swore she sounded like the white girls around here, what do I find out? She's from my area.

    • @officialroxxmusic
      @officialroxxmusic 4 года назад

      John Paton 207?

    • @mudvayne940
      @mudvayne940 4 года назад +7

      Mero dreams of tonguing Anna Kendrick's ass (so do I).

  • @alm764
    @alm764 5 лет назад +46

    These 2 be having more fun in one day, than my entire week 😂😂😂

  • @eduardoespinosa5392
    @eduardoespinosa5392 5 лет назад +120

    Camera man messy putting desus on blast

  • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
    @Myunsolicitedthoughts 5 лет назад +91

    Julia got tight about that face filter son😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @solitaruslupus7557
    @solitaruslupus7557 5 лет назад +32

    Mero has fun all by himself

  • @davidmondejar201
    @davidmondejar201 5 лет назад +66

    Mero with the old face app looks like the old grandma in the tree from Pocahontas

  • @Rushil69420
    @Rushil69420 5 лет назад +100

    sight seeing dog is my favorite thing

  • @coltonford45
    @coltonford45 5 лет назад +209

    Mero is SUUUUPER SMACKED!!!

    • @Max25670
      @Max25670 5 лет назад +5

      lol and that's news how?

  • @Jem9010
    @Jem9010 5 лет назад +6

    The sightseeing dog with an umbrella passing people through lmaoooooo I’m fucking dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JVVLOG
    @JVVLOG 5 лет назад +53

    Julia : pick out my wedding dress even though I’m not engaged
    Desus : shakes his head

  • @probarth9657
    @probarth9657 5 лет назад +204

    i legitimately get my 2 year chip tomorrow! lol not from scrapbooking tho

    • @aka_DADA
      @aka_DADA 5 лет назад +32

      ProBarth congratulations man keep up the good energy 👌🏾🙌🏾

    • @RandRam
      @RandRam 5 лет назад +12

      Congratulations

    • @Selinas223
      @Selinas223 5 лет назад +12

      Congratulations 🥳❤

    • @NotAlwaysWhatYouExpect
      @NotAlwaysWhatYouExpect 5 лет назад +7

      Congrats!

    • @alumirati848
      @alumirati848 5 лет назад +5

      Congrats keep it going!!

  • @disposablepal
    @disposablepal 5 лет назад +75

    "people know i eat butt" - that's gonna be on his gravestone

    • @samirahstanford432
      @samirahstanford432 5 лет назад

      Eric Ways-Ayala Epic gravestone

    • @barih4prez
      @barih4prez 4 года назад +4

      His gravestone’s gonna be shaped like some cheeks

  • @shotbynolan1705
    @shotbynolan1705 5 лет назад +21

    A sight seeing dawg lmaoooooo that liq hitting Mero quick

  • @spooky_electric
    @spooky_electric 5 лет назад +40

    Mero looking like Don Francisco in a fitted cap.

  • @neoskull13
    @neoskull13 5 лет назад +354

    YOOOOOO WHY DID THEY PUT THE CAMERA ON DESUS WHEN SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT ENGAGEMENT

    • @SugeKnate
      @SugeKnate 5 лет назад +38

      allan garcia you messy

    • @towel5691
      @towel5691 5 лет назад +94

      @@SugeKnate camera man messy

    • @Anamer22
      @Anamer22 5 лет назад +47

      They read our comments.

    • @Ricky-vs4cq
      @Ricky-vs4cq 5 лет назад +15

      Tea report

    • @kanyestrest
      @kanyestrest 5 лет назад +48

      one day it's going to happen and we're not going to know what to do

  • @kerrajohnson3203
    @kerrajohnson3203 5 лет назад +9

    *"So like if you look over here we got the Apollo."* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Levels2sucio
    @Levels2sucio 5 лет назад +31

    Start watching this at .5 x speed. It's beautiful. Also 7:20 desus reaction to Julia wedding comment

    • @mazsax999
      @mazsax999 4 года назад +4

      Bruh, game changer!!!!

    • @hurricanev6
      @hurricanev6 4 года назад +6

      I didn't realize I had been going through life dead inside until this comment. A whole new WOOOOORRLLD!

  • @fhdk227
    @fhdk227 3 года назад +3

    09:26 the look you give your homie when he starts beeing too funny around your girl lmao

  • @MunchyRelue
    @MunchyRelue 5 лет назад +59

    My gramma had like 7 poodles throughout her life and they all ended up blind. Blind and gay. It never failed.

    • @Anamer22
      @Anamer22 5 лет назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣 I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

    • @brotherdandy
      @brotherdandy 5 лет назад +7

      Munchy Relue All poodles go blind. That’s one of the certainties of a poodle’s life.

    • @dariamorgendorffer1650
      @dariamorgendorffer1650 5 лет назад +2

      Munchy Relue blind and gay 🤣

  • @danielthompson7788
    @danielthompson7788 5 лет назад +221

    My friends blue nose pit named kilo went blind because the breeder lied and inbred so they went and got him another blue nose from another breeder named him gram and trained him to be a seeing eye dog for the other.. kilo and gram

    • @fredpaulis8774
      @fredpaulis8774 5 лет назад +24

      Daniel Thompson that was probably the best comment I’ve seen yet.

    • @danielthompson7788
      @danielthompson7788 5 лет назад +7

      @@fredpaulis8774 and its completely true as far fetched as it sounds

    • @iancrane5705
      @iancrane5705 5 лет назад +11

      Is your friend Pusha T?

    • @jdizzy2012
      @jdizzy2012 4 года назад

      @@danielthompson7788 😁

    • @davidmendez5933
      @davidmendez5933 3 года назад

      For realz????

  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 5 лет назад +32

    NOOOOO!!! The old Desus and Mero look like the dudes that hung out at my grandparents' juke joint! 🤣 #Southerners💛

  • @thetrickisirarelyrespond5945
    @thetrickisirarelyrespond5945 5 лет назад +7

    That Sightseeing Dog bit was gold 😂😂

  • @kamaumau
    @kamaumau 5 лет назад +20

    The brand "its nationwide baby"... lol

  • @CharmagneChaCha
    @CharmagneChaCha 5 лет назад +15

    Mero is on one today, and Im For It. 🙌😂

    • @jacobsixkiller7546
      @jacobsixkiller7546 5 лет назад +1

      Meros in his prime state when he's being extra af!😂

  • @otf7171
    @otf7171 5 лет назад +26

    Never sharing a drink with mero 😂

  • @derrelltisdale2631
    @derrelltisdale2631 5 лет назад +43

    That I'm not engaged had A lil malice behind it desus

  • @StaticShockNene
    @StaticShockNene 5 лет назад +7

    "it's not even three minutes in" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 лет назад +36

    That FaceApp pic looks like Life 2 clearly needs to get made with Desus and Mero.

    • @jayr2138
      @jayr2138 5 лет назад +1

      Damnnnnnn what a reference. I'm gonna go watch life now.

  • @BlackJesus2047
    @BlackJesus2047 5 лет назад +5

    Had no idea Julia was lil white shorty from wild n out! Lol

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 5 лет назад +10

    Sightseeing dog had me fuggin DEAD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't lie, you know you imagined having 1...mine would be a nightmare and a half...be at the Lincoln memorial erryday at o'dark 30 talmbout gotdamn walkies 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 4 года назад +6

    3:07!
    "Would you get a dog?"
    "Like a sightseeing dog?"
    Pffthahahahahahaha!

  • @InvictusRed1911
    @InvictusRed1911 5 лет назад +153

    Wait that's not Anna Kendrick in the background?

    • @owlie14
      @owlie14 5 лет назад +14

      Contrary to popular belief, no...

    • @KingN8Boogie
      @KingN8Boogie 5 лет назад +10

      It’s the white girl Julia from Wild n Out

  • @That70sHeidi
    @That70sHeidi 4 года назад +5

    This is hands down my favorite clip. It's on point from start to finish. Hysterical.

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 2 года назад +1

      Honestly same. The “sightseeing” dog bit gets me every time😂😂😂

  • @kanyestrest
    @kanyestrest 5 лет назад +11

    when Mero began that spoken word segment, I got really worried

  • @CARATMom
    @CARATMom 5 лет назад +84

    What FaceApp they use? The D&M staff must have set the age setting at 100+.

    • @Anamer22
      @Anamer22 5 лет назад +22

      That picture was the first time that Black cracked.

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 5 лет назад +31

    Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking the claws!?

  • @roebusone730
    @roebusone730 5 лет назад +3

    Mero lickin his lips while talking about the brown eye, lol

  • @yams7377
    @yams7377 5 лет назад +4

    Yooo Desus knows whats up... Spaghetti at the beach!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DopeSoleRed
    @DopeSoleRed 5 лет назад +3

    Watching this before watching the episode is perfect. Showtime really making the Brand BROLIC rn

  • @mlmcgill84
    @mlmcgill84 5 лет назад +3

    That shirt Desus is rocking is dope.

  • @mrj5695
    @mrj5695 5 лет назад +4

    Desus said aw man after the wedding dress comment

  • @ebz3001
    @ebz3001 5 лет назад +2

    that girl is WAAAAY funnier then what we get to hear... sometimes she leans in = always fire...

  • @dancerchickk
    @dancerchickk 5 лет назад +33

    That shirt Desus has on is fiiiire. 🔥🔥Anyone have any info what it is for me?

    • @Divaxi
      @Divaxi 5 лет назад +2

      I know right? I googled pic'd it and everything. #NeedThis

    • @mknm3
      @mknm3 4 года назад +1

      Look up
      MCQ Alexander McQueen Large Monster Tee

  • @K_patts8370
    @K_patts8370 5 лет назад +25

    They look like they 2 seconds from the grave in that pic 😳

  • @ozziethebunny
    @ozziethebunny 5 лет назад +4

    I pray the success does not ruin their friendship. Right now it's perfect. I want them to have a Letterman run. Real talk.

    • @BGNay
      @BGNay 4 месяца назад

      😔💔

  • @almamarisoul
    @almamarisoul 5 лет назад +4

    I can’t waiiitttt! I can’t wait to see them in LA!

  • @JohnPaton3
    @JohnPaton3 5 лет назад +3

    When Desus gets his two year chip, he's gonna wanna scrap book about it. What a cruel double edged sword.

  • @biggmonie
    @biggmonie 5 лет назад +1

    Mero is so TAN! LOL After his vacay

  • @chrismc7698
    @chrismc7698 5 лет назад

    Love the warm-ups!

  • @k_a_y_l_e_e
    @k_a_y_l_e_e 4 года назад +4

    i had surgery on my ankle a few years ago and had to use those scooters to go grocery shopping and, i'll be honest, i would have felt more dignified crawling on my hands and knees pushing a basket around on the floor than i did riding in that scooter lol

  • @JulianBrokenPoet
    @JulianBrokenPoet 4 месяца назад

    These was the vibes

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 4 года назад +2

    This is my favorite clip

  • @marinemccord1059
    @marinemccord1059 5 лет назад +1

    Every time Julia laughs into the mic, shots 🙌🏽

  • @vs89vs
    @vs89vs 5 лет назад +1

    Why is this basically a date between Julia and Mero while Desus sulks in the background as a jealous suitor LOL

  • @Divaxi
    @Divaxi 5 лет назад

    That blackteeshirt is AWESOME. OMG,

  • @TheDiabeticGamer_
    @TheDiabeticGamer_ 5 лет назад +2

    That thumbnail is everything 😭😭😭

  • @Gzus69able
    @Gzus69able 5 лет назад +1

    They need to do a daily segment showcasing their kicks... Mad 🔥

    • @Tacconi757
      @Tacconi757 5 лет назад +1

      desusbloodyshoes on IG...they got you

  • @3rdwarddove
    @3rdwarddove 5 лет назад +1

    mero old ass with the raf’s LMAO

  • @s.d.clinton4429
    @s.d.clinton4429 5 лет назад +4

    My dog is blind. I am his seeing eye person … LOL

  • @josburkholder10
    @josburkholder10 4 года назад +6

    She got poor circulation... I'm weak!!

  • @jdizzy2012
    @jdizzy2012 4 года назад +1

    Those 12's on Mero 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @haf8458
    @haf8458 5 лет назад +2

    A sight seeing dog would be awesome

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi 5 лет назад +1

    No joke - I had to look up White Claw, because I've never heard of it. Wow

  • @kittysheppard6512
    @kittysheppard6512 3 года назад

    bro I’m fried dying off this, a sight seeing dog 🤣🤣

  • @pistachioperson
    @pistachioperson 2 года назад

    mero is on fire here

  • @youtuubba010
    @youtuubba010 5 лет назад +4

    Old Mero look like a tan Bill Murray

  • @FATTY202DGAF
    @FATTY202DGAF 5 лет назад +8

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @bubbastevegarcia2459
    @bubbastevegarcia2459 5 лет назад +1

    Yo that thumbnail got me trippin hahaha

  • @matoscu
    @matoscu 5 лет назад

    "Sight seeing dog" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaefraz
    @jaefraz 5 лет назад +3

    we in here

  • @Raidou10
    @Raidou10 5 лет назад +9

    Sometimes I ain't even understand tf Mero saying looool

  • @tatekelly2939
    @tatekelly2939 5 лет назад +1

    Lmaoo mero is wild smacked this ep

  • @ninthundertow
    @ninthundertow 5 лет назад

    Hahaha this was great.

  • @JM-mc9os
    @JM-mc9os 5 лет назад +1

    @8:00 "its nationwide baby" - julia

  • @fhdk227
    @fhdk227 5 лет назад +3

    Mero didn’t have to flex on us like that 😤😤

    • @Divaxi
      @Divaxi 5 лет назад

      Where can u find that shirt. #Hotness

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 5 лет назад +11

    Mero is SMACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @yvettemckinzie9082
    @yvettemckinzie9082 5 лет назад +2

    How they take one thing and create a whole set!!!

  • @MrNiiice1
    @MrNiiice1 5 лет назад

    You guys should do an outdoor episode at electric zoo in NYC this summer!

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado7529 5 лет назад +5

    I thought guy on the left was Red Sanford for a sec

  • @yaboivybez
    @yaboivybez 4 года назад

    "keep ya brown eye open too" lmfao

  • @mudvayne940
    @mudvayne940 4 года назад +1

    I'm gonna put you back on the deli slicer ........
    Mero shopping for milk: "Hey girl, you got rump roast...... Naw, girl... I like it raw"( While demonstrating Gene Simmons tongue movement).

  • @emilioaveli
    @emilioaveli 5 лет назад +4

    Old Mero kinda looks like Bill Murray low key

  • @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241
    @dontlookmeinmyeyeswhenudan5241 5 лет назад +1

    Desus spits that hot 🔥

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces 5 лет назад +26

    When Desus is embarrassed by how much fun they're making of whypipo, you know it's gone too far.

    • @Max25670
      @Max25670 5 лет назад +12

      cuz Mero was disrespecting Desus' white queen lmao

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 4 года назад +2

      Isn't Mero's wife white? He may have a free pass.

  • @2Tube22productions
    @2Tube22productions 5 лет назад

    Mero’s fucking laugh lmfaoooo

  • @robbincaprio8149
    @robbincaprio8149 5 лет назад

    Michaels Gang-gang! Shout out to replenishment holding shit down!!😂😂

  • @drewhenni2277
    @drewhenni2277 4 года назад +1

    Michael’s is international.... I live in Vancouver Canada.... and I’ve spent several hundred dollars at Michael’s in one trip. They sell memorabilia display cases. Each case is $50-$100..... I have a lot of memorabilia!!🤷‍♂️

  • @the1ging123
    @the1ging123 4 года назад

    2:19 hey mero my fiancé is incredibly thankful for your influence on my life

  • @emjay1845
    @emjay1845 5 лет назад

    I used to have a blind dog. He got out one day and we never saw him again. Not on the side of the road, not at the pound, not anywhere around the neighborhood, just gone.

  • @javisx2554
    @javisx2554 5 лет назад +1

    Mero smacked 😂😂

  • @simiselodlabantu5731
    @simiselodlabantu5731 5 лет назад +1

    Like a sight seeing dog😅😅

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 4 года назад

    No salt that's so cute

  • @candigirrl003
    @candigirrl003 4 года назад

    filters are amazing...side one without filter is plan hat - shirt and shoes. side two with filter is like a uptown hat-new york shirt-and red and blue shoes that say air 1.

  • @marcusnelson7026
    @marcusnelson7026 4 года назад

    I love arts and crafts

  • @r.porter1300
    @r.porter1300 5 лет назад

    Desus t-shirt too fuckin fire

  • @winleel
    @winleel 4 года назад +1

    Yo!!!!!! My stomach is hurting.