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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 265

  • @Rushil69420
    @Rushil69420 5 лет назад +307

    "Composting.... ah ah ah" is one of my favorite things now

    • @unruliilion
      @unruliilion 4 года назад

      💥💥😂🤣😂✊🏾👑

    • @unruliilion
      @unruliilion 4 года назад +3

      "Chobani on chill... fruit @ the bottom... look @ the flick of the wrist"💥💥😂🤣😂

    • @ezwiderbeatz5590
      @ezwiderbeatz5590 3 года назад +1

      Thank nyc

    • @jayn9559
      @jayn9559 2 года назад

      Just got on that train,

  • @weizhe8
    @weizhe8 5 лет назад +301

    Julia's weak "ah ah ah " lmao

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 5 лет назад +12

      Her laugh is so annoying tho

    • @elawson1991
      @elawson1991 5 лет назад +92

      jamarus jackson you not bout to come for Julia

    • @leethacker6947
      @leethacker6947 5 лет назад +37

      Eric Lawson yeah dont disrespect Desus’s girl like that 😤🤣

    • @diegoruiz2325
      @diegoruiz2325 5 лет назад +12

      If I find a girl that laughs at my jokes like Julia does, I’m fucking marrying her on the first laugh.

    • @artisunknownart
      @artisunknownart 4 года назад +6

      I love her laugh! Makes me laugh!

  • @teesherese7849
    @teesherese7849 5 лет назад +416

    Yo I thought he had Chris Evans confused until they pulled the receipt 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WilsonMourino
      @WilsonMourino 5 лет назад +4

      I need to buy those seasons.

    • @spooky_electric
      @spooky_electric 5 лет назад +31

      Poor Desus. He finally got a white person correctly and Mero went and got him confused again.

    • @termitered
      @termitered 5 лет назад +7

      That'd be very Mero tbh lool

  • @diko5000
    @diko5000 5 лет назад +313

    Desus and Mero acting like John Oliver dont want smoke. I hope Oliver responds and beef is activated. Even if coordinated. Would be too funny.

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 5 лет назад +1

      Why what happened between them and John oliver

    • @iancrane5705
      @iancrane5705 5 лет назад +30

      jamarus jackson One of their producers or writers used to work there. Also he wins the Emmy every year, so of course they’re gonna take shots at him

    • @kickorsidumain6140
      @kickorsidumain6140 5 лет назад +8

      On some
      “I’m about a dollar who the f_uck is 50 cents” type ish

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 5 лет назад +1

      @@iancrane5705 thanks fam

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 5 лет назад +133

    "What're you gonna do on your summer break Julia?"
    Desus.

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 5 лет назад +202

    Desus frontin like he's not spending his vacation with Julia, time to meet the family!

    • @TravisHouze
      @TravisHouze 5 лет назад +18

      sam lol he really is. Desus faking like he don’t know he will be there

    • @brotherdandy
      @brotherdandy 5 лет назад +4

      Travis Houze Facts

    • @iamalahna9526
      @iamalahna9526 5 лет назад +1

      @@TravisHouze hey you!!!

    • @AmaniJmud21
      @AmaniJmud21 4 года назад +1

      Thought the same thing but was like nahh

  • @MDhaliwal27
    @MDhaliwal27 5 лет назад +106

    “I don’t want to be alive yoo the feelings mutual every time I hear this song” damn they went after Logic 😂

  • @Ihssixers14
    @Ihssixers14 5 лет назад +462

    They’re gone for a month??? 😭😭😭 time to cancel showtime for August
    As top comment I would like to sit front row for the first show back from vacation

    • @johancorrales6537
      @johancorrales6537 5 лет назад +13

      Darrion Talalele time to give free trials a rest

    • @vaniset
      @vaniset 5 лет назад +2

      For sure like wtf

    • @youngsuit
      @youngsuit 5 лет назад +1

      Good thinking

    • @termitered
      @termitered 5 лет назад +7

      You joke but.....

    • @djchayan
      @djchayan 5 лет назад +1

      showtime already charged me for august fml.

  • @shockadelica8661
    @shockadelica8661 5 лет назад +14

    “Bodega Blunder” 😂😂 can’t wait for that tell-all from their publicist.

  • @JAE_LENS
    @JAE_LENS 5 лет назад +112

    The Bronx collectively has beef with the whole NY lmao

  • @LisaSmith-tt5hx
    @LisaSmith-tt5hx 5 лет назад +84

    Mero to John Oliver: this is America! Speak English! Lol.

  • @marvinwalkerjr.9223
    @marvinwalkerjr.9223 5 лет назад +13

    “Today we’re gonna talk about Logic.”
    I literally LOL’d like a madman in public.

  • @SpaceTeamEnterprise
    @SpaceTeamEnterprise 5 лет назад +22

    Bodega Blunder: a memoir 🤣🤣

  • @djakadt
    @djakadt 5 лет назад +245

    Yeah Logic is biracial, but did you know Desus & Mero are from the Bronx? 😂

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +16

      Wait really?? Lmao, but yea...by Logic saying he's biracial every time is beyond equivalent to D&M mentioning "we from the Bronx ah ah ah ah" every other sentence.

    • @shockadelica8661
      @shockadelica8661 5 лет назад +3

      Ah, ah, ah!

    • @raymondwilliams6878
      @raymondwilliams6878 5 лет назад +3

      Aight...good point, lol!

  • @yvettemckinzie9082
    @yvettemckinzie9082 5 лет назад +32

    "Shout-out to Ann!"☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @vipy4309
    @vipy4309 5 лет назад +30

    Best part of the show the warm up.

  • @tvguyofnature
    @tvguyofnature 5 лет назад +3

    I like how Desus sets up the topic and Mero just spits ideas. They are such a great combo

  • @RodWasOnU
    @RodWasOnU 5 лет назад +31

    Julia funniest disembodied voice on tv

  • @20deepini
    @20deepini 5 лет назад +102

    basketball shorts no boxers? yeah definitely wylin 💀💀

  • @MrJRDOT1
    @MrJRDOT1 5 лет назад +31

    What he said about Jamaicans(Caribbeans) is so true. My parents worked hecka hard and I don’t feel comfortable without at least 2 jobs.

    • @shockadelica8661
      @shockadelica8661 5 лет назад +4

      In Living Color had a running skit with a Caribbean family and they all had mad jobs. 😂😂

    • @sufferationist
      @sufferationist 5 лет назад

      You know us Jamaicans...all we got more of than jobs is families

  • @jypsywith_a_jae7575
    @jypsywith_a_jae7575 5 лет назад +21

    I 👏🏽need 👏🏽full 👏🏽warmup👏🏽 every 👏🏽week

  • @flow8100
    @flow8100 5 лет назад +5

    I LOVE HER LAUGH FOR W.E REASON😂😂😂😂

  • @tonythepokemonguy751
    @tonythepokemonguy751 5 лет назад +11

    That early response for the email just hit my soul

  • @stormblade9720
    @stormblade9720 9 месяцев назад +1

    Crazy that desus and mero is vintage now

  • @MikeKoz11
    @MikeKoz11 5 лет назад +3

    Julia's laugh makes this even better

  • @imakethingsilike7285
    @imakethingsilike7285 7 месяцев назад +2

    Damn I miss this show

  • @Jai_BestLife
    @Jai_BestLife 5 лет назад +61

    Y'all out for a month?!? 😱😱😱AAAAHHHH!!!

  • @ikeikerson7329
    @ikeikerson7329 5 лет назад +35

    Why are desus and mero their own warm up act?

  • @LiveLoveLaugh_44
    @LiveLoveLaugh_44 5 лет назад +1

    Well deserve time off guys ! Thank you for all the laughs and smiles.

  • @Jay-if2hg
    @Jay-if2hg 5 лет назад +6

    The Kyrie bit has me weak 😂😂😭

  • @stillhungry77
    @stillhungry77 Год назад +1

    Man do I miss this!!!😢

  • @Postell
    @Postell 5 лет назад +29

    Chobani on chill lmao 😂

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 5 лет назад +102

    Dam a whole month?? 😢.... ima just numb the pain with rewatching everything. They deserve it tho 😑

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 5 лет назад +5

      They JUST came back from a vacation.

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +2

      El Rey Del Mundo say less 😔

    • @TravisHouze
      @TravisHouze 5 лет назад +1

      Anica Latrice just rewatch the Vi****nd re-runs

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +4

      @@TravisHouze haha you a real one for that but yea....when I say "rewatch everything" I literally mean V******d vids, the podcast, and Showtime. At this very moment, I'm listening to the "Just Facts" episode for like the 4th time...so I'll be good. But a month man, that's just rough.....ugh.

    • @RamosDominicano
      @RamosDominicano 5 лет назад +2

      These old podcasts are good come in clutch during this month

  • @ksanders249
    @ksanders249 5 лет назад +3

    8:11 crip & orange nets fitted ohhhh helll nahh 😯

  • @krockettr1
    @krockettr1 2 года назад +1

    Yoooo we need Sherry to release Bodega Blunders now!

  • @SuperSpecialk13
    @SuperSpecialk13 5 лет назад +6

    Hopefully we still get the podcast during this hiatus.

  • @joepenalvert7776
    @joepenalvert7776 5 лет назад +1

    Mero putting that sticker on the bottle like we don't know is Brugal

  • @begevt
    @begevt 5 лет назад +65

    Has Natasha Lyonne been on the show? She should.

    • @spooky_electric
      @spooky_electric 5 лет назад +6

      They can just have Judy on, it'd be the same conversation.

    • @okyeah4sure
      @okyeah4sure 5 лет назад +1

      begevt oh hell yeah

  • @iamhexoronii
    @iamhexoronii 5 лет назад +2

    “Yo I’m open! I’m Open!!!!”
    ...”yea me too!” 😂

  • @astronaut4291
    @astronaut4291 5 лет назад +50

    a month?! damn, my guts already hurt

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +2

      Michael Anthony...is that you?

    • @darquenite
      @darquenite 5 лет назад +1

      @@allgemini05 bahahhaha

  • @gyanchudasama4412
    @gyanchudasama4412 5 лет назад +50

    Why wasn't Desus Timoune and Mero Pumba?? That would be the ultimate john oliver clapback

    • @GrownUpKid94
      @GrownUpKid94 5 лет назад +1

      Gyan I was saying that’s who they should have been casted.

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn 5 лет назад +5

      @@GrownUpKid94 they been talking about that

  • @PushinPlays
    @PushinPlays 5 лет назад +21

    A month off!? That news hit me like a family member going to jail ah man I need a drink

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel 5 лет назад +14

    Yo that's the softest "ahh ahh ahh" ever!! 6:13

  • @mistaTHIRTEEN
    @mistaTHIRTEEN 5 лет назад +1

    Yo hometown shout out! Ann Arbor gang here! The college kids are gone but it's still moderately lit up here.

  • @esskaykid
    @esskaykid 5 лет назад +51

    composting! ah ah ah!!!!

  • @bandilen7598
    @bandilen7598 5 лет назад +6

    😹😹😹" compost ah ah ah"

  • @shotbynolan1705
    @shotbynolan1705 5 лет назад +9

    “New Logic”
    “By the way did you know he’s mixed”

  • @blockrocka225
    @blockrocka225 4 года назад +1

    As a citizen of Ann Arbor, I can agree that we are indeed into Birks and vegans here. Although we were a Sanders town in the primaries.

  • @ryangilbertson8203
    @ryangilbertson8203 5 лет назад +4

    Shoutout to Mero with the first day of school fit on😂😂😂

  • @moniion7415
    @moniion7415 5 лет назад +15

    "Yo we're from the Bronx, we wake up angry"
    By that logic, I am from the Bronx. BX represent.

  • @frankietubbs6042
    @frankietubbs6042 5 лет назад +6

    When a customer comes in the store 2 minutes before my shift is over
    Me: 8:42

  • @LOLAALICE71
    @LOLAALICE71 5 лет назад +3

    That really is the “drop” in every Logic song

  • @CM-vi9px
    @CM-vi9px 5 лет назад +47

    Logic fans punching air

    • @FrankDickerstein
      @FrankDickerstein 5 лет назад +11

      Logic is my 11th favorite white rapper and my 45th favorite black one.

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 5 лет назад

      @@FrankDickerstein LOL

  • @megothefabulous
    @megothefabulous 5 лет назад +18

    smoke rated e for everyone

  • @GeorgesOpinion
    @GeorgesOpinion 5 лет назад +3

    Bangers & Mash does sound like a USA series😂

  • @victoriarobinson8532
    @victoriarobinson8532 5 лет назад +1

    Yeeeeees a late night host debate!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaas

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 5 лет назад +24

    Fun fact: Ann Arbour is home of Iggy Pop and the Stooges

  • @mshalls7614
    @mshalls7614 5 лет назад

    Mero on fuego!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Jaddictive69
    @Jaddictive69 5 лет назад +1

    Yo, when they said people from the Bronx wake up angry😂😂😂 Straight Facts on that! And you take it with you! I from the BX, lived in Philly for 14 years came back to the BX and its the same...except when I'm on vacay!😂😂

  • @chicagomade3198
    @chicagomade3198 5 лет назад +2

    Carbondale is in southern Illinois!! I went to SIU. I caught that!

  • @Mary_Jacobs
    @Mary_Jacobs 5 лет назад +4

    Don't catch those British fists from John Oliver 😂

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 5 лет назад +6

    White claw gang!? We out here!? Ah ah ha!? Ain’t no laws

  • @turnoffthestove7894
    @turnoffthestove7894 5 лет назад +10

    ima miss y’all

  • @msandrews87
    @msandrews87 5 лет назад +54

    A lot of these jokes were missing the problematic light lol. The audience was not catching on.

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 5 лет назад +2

      Read this as he said: “I don’t want to be alive” 🤣🤣. The light was BLARING 😂😂!!

  • @thatoneguy4150
    @thatoneguy4150 5 лет назад +2

    That logic drop lmfao

  • @vegasbrit9440
    @vegasbrit9440 5 лет назад +1

    🙌🏻Yaaaas Michigan! Shoutout to Traverse City ❤🍒🍒🍒❤

  • @stephrose8535
    @stephrose8535 5 лет назад +3

    Come on late night host debates!!!!! Hilarious

  • @bkmarkham253
    @bkmarkham253 5 лет назад +2

    Patiently waiting for October 14th (it's tomorrow)

    • @toyav7944
      @toyav7944 5 лет назад +1

      Brian Markham tonight!!

  • @Hiphop4life7083
    @Hiphop4life7083 5 лет назад +2

    This was bar far the best Warm Up ever!!!!
    The brand is brolic!!!! Ah Ah Ah!!

  • @4biz
    @4biz 5 лет назад

    gonna miss the bodega boys.been fun.

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 5 лет назад

    The logic slander is hilarious.... and I fuck with him. 😂

  • @des8893
    @des8893 5 лет назад +12

    ♥️ julia

  • @davidhues1304
    @davidhues1304 5 лет назад +12

    I hope y’all got unaired episodes on deck. Gonna need that fix

  • @c.anthonyjohnson259
    @c.anthonyjohnson259 5 лет назад

    YUERRRRRRRRRR #BODEGABOYS #AboutLastNightsoflo #showtime

  • @Zito_muzik
    @Zito_muzik 5 лет назад

    Julia's laugh though. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @RactupusRex
    @RactupusRex 5 лет назад +10

    That Jimmy Fallon joke! Mero messy as hell!

  • @jamesmarieellison
    @jamesmarieellison 5 лет назад

    They are wildin' on this one.

  • @macmizzo9028
    @macmizzo9028 5 лет назад +13

    Composting ah ah ah!

  • @markacevedo441
    @markacevedo441 5 лет назад

    Yo they were wilding on this one

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 5 лет назад

    Do it, guys! Late night show hosts show...PLEASE!!!

  • @marianpena7900
    @marianpena7900 5 лет назад

    Nobody:
    Desus: ah ah ah 🤟🤟

  • @robrodriguez4866
    @robrodriguez4866 5 лет назад +1

    Lol the casual mushroom and yogurt reference. Pros know.

  • @ZumbaZINJPanda
    @ZumbaZINJPanda 3 года назад

    OMG I am laughing so hard in the office. Y'all are a mess :-)

  • @theconman5540
    @theconman5540 5 лет назад +10

    YO CHRIS EVANS WAS TRASHED!!!! Lmaooooo

  • @jordanragin1615
    @jordanragin1615 5 лет назад

    I love her laugh

  • @TeamWickedOpinion
    @TeamWickedOpinion Год назад

    Bodega Blunder! LMAOOO

  • @kerrajohnson3203
    @kerrajohnson3203 5 лет назад

    8:23 Gators shade ☹️🐊🏈

  • @cadenblake8253
    @cadenblake8253 5 лет назад +2

    Conan would win the late night host debate. Desus and Mero would be a close second

  • @harmlessweirdo8277
    @harmlessweirdo8277 5 лет назад +1

    8:10 That's an act of war. Dolan needs to send his bass player to snip KD's other achilles

  • @shainal.joseph5374
    @shainal.joseph5374 5 лет назад

    That Meghan Mccain line 😂

  • @Carlo.WTF416
    @Carlo.WTF416 5 лет назад

    Yo I fuckin' love homegirl's laugh loll

  • @shainal.joseph5374
    @shainal.joseph5374 3 года назад +1

    Wait, did they just predict Kyree?

  • @elreydelmundo1343
    @elreydelmundo1343 5 лет назад +10

    A whole month? Yall go on vacation too much. Dont get me wrong, I get it, but shit bro, this the only tv show I watch.

  • @jesustorres2959
    @jesustorres2959 5 лет назад +24

    Julia's laugh is too much yoo

  • @HBCrigs
    @HBCrigs 4 года назад

    Nobody:
    Desus: did you know I'm from the Bronx?

  • @philitoden3
    @philitoden3 5 лет назад +3

    Go Blue! As a Brooklyn born (and raised) black man living in A2 I must say the following: help.

    • @88Roshan
      @88Roshan 5 лет назад +1

      philitoden3 come visit Southfield ... the bougie hood!

  • @youngoldtimer9152
    @youngoldtimer9152 5 лет назад

    Look at these Newport 100s 🔥🔥💨💨😋

  • @preacherduderox
    @preacherduderox 5 лет назад

    Who’s the MC woman?

  • @larurentius
    @larurentius 3 года назад +1

    Desus totally called Kyrie's stance on vaccines

  • @mhickey212
    @mhickey212 5 лет назад

    Yoo where can I cop that nets hat