Summer Vacay, Brooklyn Nets & Beef w/ Everybody | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 31 июл 2019
  • DESUS & MERO talk about Brooklyn Nets' new lineup, their plans for summer hiatus and having beef with a ton of people.
    #DESUSandMERO
    #BodegaHive
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 265

  • @Rushil69420
    @Rushil69420 5 лет назад +307

    "Composting.... ah ah ah" is one of my favorite things now

    • @unruliilion
      @unruliilion 3 года назад

      💥💥😂🤣😂✊🏾👑

    • @unruliilion
      @unruliilion 3 года назад +3

      "Chobani on chill... fruit @ the bottom... look @ the flick of the wrist"💥💥😂🤣😂

    • @ezwiderbeatz5590
      @ezwiderbeatz5590 2 года назад +1

      Thank nyc

    • @jayn9559
      @jayn9559 2 года назад

      Just got on that train,

  • @teesherese7849
    @teesherese7849 5 лет назад +417

    Yo I thought he had Chris Evans confused until they pulled the receipt 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WilsonMourino
      @WilsonMourino 5 лет назад +4

      I need to buy those seasons.

    • @spooky_electric
      @spooky_electric 5 лет назад +32

      Poor Desus. He finally got a white person correctly and Mero went and got him confused again.

    • @termitered
      @termitered 5 лет назад +7

      That'd be very Mero tbh lool

  • @diko5000
    @diko5000 5 лет назад +312

    Desus and Mero acting like John Oliver dont want smoke. I hope Oliver responds and beef is activated. Even if coordinated. Would be too funny.

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 5 лет назад +1

      Why what happened between them and John oliver

    • @iancrane5705
      @iancrane5705 5 лет назад +30

      jamarus jackson One of their producers or writers used to work there. Also he wins the Emmy every year, so of course they’re gonna take shots at him

    • @kickorsidumain6140
      @kickorsidumain6140 5 лет назад +8

      On some
      “I’m about a dollar who the f_uck is 50 cents” type ish

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 5 лет назад +1

      @@iancrane5705 thanks fam

  • @weizhe8
    @weizhe8 5 лет назад +301

    Julia's weak "ah ah ah " lmao

    • @jamarusjackson334
      @jamarusjackson334 5 лет назад +12

      Her laugh is so annoying tho

    • @elawson1991
      @elawson1991 5 лет назад +92

      jamarus jackson you not bout to come for Julia

    • @leethacker6947
      @leethacker6947 5 лет назад +37

      Eric Lawson yeah dont disrespect Desus’s girl like that 😤🤣

    • @diegoruiz2325
      @diegoruiz2325 5 лет назад +12

      If I find a girl that laughs at my jokes like Julia does, I’m fucking marrying her on the first laugh.

    • @artisunknownart
      @artisunknownart 4 года назад +6

      I love her laugh! Makes me laugh!

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 5 лет назад +134

    "What're you gonna do on your summer break Julia?"
    Desus.

  • @Ihssixers14
    @Ihssixers14 5 лет назад +464

    They’re gone for a month??? 😭😭😭 time to cancel showtime for August
    As top comment I would like to sit front row for the first show back from vacation

    • @johancorrales6537
      @johancorrales6537 5 лет назад +13

      Darrion Talalele time to give free trials a rest

    • @vaniset
      @vaniset 5 лет назад +2

      For sure like wtf

    • @youngsuit
      @youngsuit 5 лет назад +1

      Good thinking

    • @termitered
      @termitered 5 лет назад +7

      You joke but.....

    • @djchayan
      @djchayan 5 лет назад +1

      showtime already charged me for august fml.

  • @MDhaliwal27
    @MDhaliwal27 5 лет назад +106

    “I don’t want to be alive yoo the feelings mutual every time I hear this song” damn they went after Logic 😂

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 5 лет назад +203

    Desus frontin like he's not spending his vacation with Julia, time to meet the family!

    • @TravisHouze
      @TravisHouze 5 лет назад +18

      sam lol he really is. Desus faking like he don’t know he will be there

    • @brotherdandy
      @brotherdandy 5 лет назад +4

      Travis Houze Facts

    • @iamalahna9526
      @iamalahna9526 4 года назад +1

      @@TravisHouze hey you!!!

    • @AmaniJmud21
      @AmaniJmud21 4 года назад +1

      Thought the same thing but was like nahh

  • @djakadt
    @djakadt 5 лет назад +246

    Yeah Logic is biracial, but did you know Desus & Mero are from the Bronx? 😂

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +16

      Wait really?? Lmao, but yea...by Logic saying he's biracial every time is beyond equivalent to D&M mentioning "we from the Bronx ah ah ah ah" every other sentence.

    • @shockadelica8661
      @shockadelica8661 5 лет назад +3

      Ah, ah, ah!

    • @raymondwilliams6878
      @raymondwilliams6878 5 лет назад +3

      Aight...good point, lol!

  • @JAE_LENS
    @JAE_LENS 5 лет назад +113

    The Bronx collectively has beef with the whole NY lmao

  • @shockadelica8661
    @shockadelica8661 5 лет назад +14

    “Bodega Blunder” 😂😂 can’t wait for that tell-all from their publicist.

  • @LisaSmith-tt5hx
    @LisaSmith-tt5hx 5 лет назад +84

    Mero to John Oliver: this is America! Speak English! Lol.

  • @yvettemckinzie9082
    @yvettemckinzie9082 5 лет назад +32

    "Shout-out to Ann!"☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @SpaceTeamEnterprise
    @SpaceTeamEnterprise 5 лет назад +22

    Bodega Blunder: a memoir 🤣🤣

  • @20deepini
    @20deepini 5 лет назад +102

    basketball shorts no boxers? yeah definitely wylin 💀💀

  • @RodWasOnU
    @RodWasOnU 5 лет назад +31

    Julia funniest disembodied voice on tv

  • @marvinwalkerjr.9223
    @marvinwalkerjr.9223 5 лет назад +13

    “Today we’re gonna talk about Logic.”
    I literally LOL’d like a madman in public.

  • @vipy4309
    @vipy4309 5 лет назад +30

    Best part of the show the warm up.

  • @Postell
    @Postell 5 лет назад +29

    Chobani on chill lmao 😂

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 5 лет назад +102

    Dam a whole month?? 😢.... ima just numb the pain with rewatching everything. They deserve it tho 😑

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 5 лет назад +5

      They JUST came back from a vacation.

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +2

      El Rey Del Mundo say less 😔

    • @TravisHouze
      @TravisHouze 5 лет назад +1

      Anica Latrice just rewatch the Vi****nd re-runs

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +4

      @@TravisHouze haha you a real one for that but yea....when I say "rewatch everything" I literally mean V******d vids, the podcast, and Showtime. At this very moment, I'm listening to the "Just Facts" episode for like the 4th time...so I'll be good. But a month man, that's just rough.....ugh.

    • @RamosDominicano
      @RamosDominicano 5 лет назад +2

      These old podcasts are good come in clutch during this month

  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 5 лет назад +61

    Y'all out for a month?!? 😱😱😱AAAAHHHH!!!

  • @thaelectricfeel
    @thaelectricfeel 5 лет назад +14

    Yo that's the softest "ahh ahh ahh" ever!! 6:13

  • @ikeikerson7329
    @ikeikerson7329 5 лет назад +36

    Why are desus and mero their own warm up act?

  • @jypsywith_a_jae7575
    @jypsywith_a_jae7575 5 лет назад +21

    I 👏🏽need 👏🏽full 👏🏽warmup👏🏽 every 👏🏽week

  • @begevt
    @begevt 5 лет назад +65

    Has Natasha Lyonne been on the show? She should.

    • @spooky_electric
      @spooky_electric 5 лет назад +6

      They can just have Judy on, it'd be the same conversation.

    • @okyeah4sure
      @okyeah4sure 5 лет назад +1

      begevt oh hell yeah

  • @flow8100
    @flow8100 5 лет назад +5

    I LOVE HER LAUGH FOR W.E REASON😂😂😂😂

  • @MrJRDOT1
    @MrJRDOT1 5 лет назад +31

    What he said about Jamaicans(Caribbeans) is so true. My parents worked hecka hard and I don’t feel comfortable without at least 2 jobs.

    • @shockadelica8661
      @shockadelica8661 5 лет назад +4

      In Living Color had a running skit with a Caribbean family and they all had mad jobs. 😂😂

    • @sufferationist
      @sufferationist 4 года назад

      You know us Jamaicans...all we got more of than jobs is families

  • @esskaykid
    @esskaykid 5 лет назад +51

    composting! ah ah ah!!!!

  • @tvguyofnature
    @tvguyofnature 4 года назад +3

    I like how Desus sets up the topic and Mero just spits ideas. They are such a great combo

  • @bandilen7598
    @bandilen7598 5 лет назад +6

    😹😹😹" compost ah ah ah"

  • @astronaut4291
    @astronaut4291 5 лет назад +50

    a month?! damn, my guts already hurt

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 5 лет назад +2

      Michael Anthony...is that you?

    • @darquenite
      @darquenite 5 лет назад +1

      @@allgemini05 bahahhaha

  • @gyanchudasama4412
    @gyanchudasama4412 5 лет назад +50

    Why wasn't Desus Timoune and Mero Pumba?? That would be the ultimate john oliver clapback

    • @GrownUpKid94
      @GrownUpKid94 5 лет назад +1

      Gyan I was saying that’s who they should have been casted.

    • @delinseurn
      @delinseurn 5 лет назад +5

      @@GrownUpKid94 they been talking about that

  • @tonythepokemonguy751
    @tonythepokemonguy751 5 лет назад +11

    That early response for the email just hit my soul

  • @PushinPlays
    @PushinPlays 5 лет назад +21

    A month off!? That news hit me like a family member going to jail ah man I need a drink

  • @shotbynolan1705
    @shotbynolan1705 5 лет назад +9

    “New Logic”
    “By the way did you know he’s mixed”

  • @Jay-if2hg
    @Jay-if2hg 5 лет назад +6

    The Kyrie bit has me weak 😂😂😭

  • @KozCollects
    @KozCollects 5 лет назад +3

    Julia's laugh makes this even better

  • @megothefabulous
    @megothefabulous 5 лет назад +18

    smoke rated e for everyone

  • @iamhexoronii
    @iamhexoronii 5 лет назад +2

    “Yo I’m open! I’m Open!!!!”
    ...”yea me too!” 😂

  • @moniion7415
    @moniion7415 5 лет назад +15

    "Yo we're from the Bronx, we wake up angry"
    By that logic, I am from the Bronx. BX represent.

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 5 лет назад +24

    Fun fact: Ann Arbour is home of Iggy Pop and the Stooges

  • @joepenalvert7776
    @joepenalvert7776 4 года назад +1

    Mero putting that sticker on the bottle like we don't know is Brugal

  • @theconman5540
    @theconman5540 5 лет назад +10

    YO CHRIS EVANS WAS TRASHED!!!! Lmaooooo

  • @RactupusRex
    @RactupusRex 5 лет назад +10

    That Jimmy Fallon joke! Mero messy as hell!

  • @frankietubbs6042
    @frankietubbs6042 5 лет назад +6

    When a customer comes in the store 2 minutes before my shift is over
    Me: 8:42

  • @Mary_Jacobs
    @Mary_Jacobs 5 лет назад +4

    Don't catch those British fists from John Oliver 😂

  • @ryangilbertson8203
    @ryangilbertson8203 5 лет назад +4

    Shoutout to Mero with the first day of school fit on😂😂😂

  • @CM-vi9px
    @CM-vi9px 5 лет назад +47

    Logic fans punching air

    • @FrankDickerstein
      @FrankDickerstein 5 лет назад +11

      Logic is my 11th favorite white rapper and my 45th favorite black one.

    • @seanwilson8168
      @seanwilson8168 5 лет назад

      @@FrankDickerstein LOL

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 5 лет назад +6

    White claw gang!? We out here!? Ah ah ha!? Ain’t no laws

  • @LiveLoveLaugh_44
    @LiveLoveLaugh_44 5 лет назад +1

    Well deserve time off guys ! Thank you for all the laughs and smiles.

  • @blockrocka225
    @blockrocka225 3 года назад +1

    As a citizen of Ann Arbor, I can agree that we are indeed into Birks and vegans here. Although we were a Sanders town in the primaries.

  • @msandrews87
    @msandrews87 5 лет назад +54

    A lot of these jokes were missing the problematic light lol. The audience was not catching on.

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 5 лет назад +2

      Read this as he said: “I don’t want to be alive” 🤣🤣. The light was BLARING 😂😂!!

  • @macmizzo9028
    @macmizzo9028 5 лет назад +13

    Composting ah ah ah!

  • @GeorgesOpinion
    @GeorgesOpinion 5 лет назад +3

    Bangers & Mash does sound like a USA series😂

  • @SuperSpecialk13
    @SuperSpecialk13 5 лет назад +6

    Hopefully we still get the podcast during this hiatus.

  • @turnoffthestove7894
    @turnoffthestove7894 5 лет назад +10

    ima miss y’all

  • @mistaTHIRTEEN
    @mistaTHIRTEEN 5 лет назад +1

    Yo hometown shout out! Ann Arbor gang here! The college kids are gone but it's still moderately lit up here.

  • @des8893
    @des8893 5 лет назад +12

    ♥️ julia

  • @thatoneguy4150
    @thatoneguy4150 5 лет назад +2

    That logic drop lmfao

  • @LOLAALICE71
    @LOLAALICE71 5 лет назад +3

    That really is the “drop” in every Logic song

  • @Jaddictive69
    @Jaddictive69 5 лет назад +1

    Yo, when they said people from the Bronx wake up angry😂😂😂 Straight Facts on that! And you take it with you! I from the BX, lived in Philly for 14 years came back to the BX and its the same...except when I'm on vacay!😂😂

  • @ksanders249
    @ksanders249 5 лет назад +3

    8:11 crip & orange nets fitted ohhhh helll nahh 😯

  • @TeamWickedOpinion
    @TeamWickedOpinion Год назад

    Bodega Blunder! LMAOOO

  • @davidhues1304
    @davidhues1304 5 лет назад +12

    I hope y’all got unaired episodes on deck. Gonna need that fix

  • @stormblade9720
    @stormblade9720 3 месяца назад +1

    Crazy that desus and mero is vintage now

  • @mshalls7614
    @mshalls7614 5 лет назад

    Mero on fuego!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @elreydelmundo1343
    @elreydelmundo1343 5 лет назад +10

    A whole month? Yall go on vacation too much. Dont get me wrong, I get it, but shit bro, this the only tv show I watch.

  • @stephrose8535
    @stephrose8535 5 лет назад +3

    Come on late night host debates!!!!! Hilarious

  • @victoriarobinson8532
    @victoriarobinson8532 5 лет назад +1

    Yeeeeees a late night host debate!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaas

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 5 лет назад

    The logic slander is hilarious.... and I fuck with him. 😂

  • @Hiphop4life7083
    @Hiphop4life7083 5 лет назад +2

    This was bar far the best Warm Up ever!!!!
    The brand is brolic!!!! Ah Ah Ah!!

  • @jesustorres2959
    @jesustorres2959 5 лет назад +24

    Julia's laugh is too much yoo

  • @nugs44
    @nugs44 5 лет назад +7

    I feel like I’m supposed to hate her laugh but I don’t lmao

  • @vegasbrit9440
    @vegasbrit9440 5 лет назад +1

    🙌🏻Yaaaas Michigan! Shoutout to Traverse City ❤🍒🍒🍒❤

  • @robrodriguez4866
    @robrodriguez4866 5 лет назад +1

    Lol the casual mushroom and yogurt reference. Pros know.

  • @markacevedo441
    @markacevedo441 5 лет назад

    Yo they were wilding on this one

  • @cadenblake8253
    @cadenblake8253 5 лет назад +2

    Conan would win the late night host debate. Desus and Mero would be a close second

  • @chicagomade3198
    @chicagomade3198 5 лет назад +2

    Carbondale is in southern Illinois!! I went to SIU. I caught that!

  • @jamesmarie
    @jamesmarie 5 лет назад

    They are wildin' on this one.

  • @ZumbaZINJPanda
    @ZumbaZINJPanda 3 года назад

    OMG I am laughing so hard in the office. Y'all are a mess :-)

  • @larurentius
    @larurentius 2 года назад +1

    Desus totally called Kyrie's stance on vaccines

  • @bigperk64
    @bigperk64 5 лет назад +4

    Julia is like Parks from the Joe Budden podcast we gonna see more and more of her. When the come back her arm gonna be on camera. Shout out to the #MurderMitten

  • @HBCrigs
    @HBCrigs 3 года назад

    Nobody:
    Desus: did you know I'm from the Bronx?

  • @c.anthonyjohnson259
    @c.anthonyjohnson259 5 лет назад

    YUERRRRRRRRRR #BODEGABOYS #AboutLastNightsoflo #showtime

  • @shainal.joseph5374
    @shainal.joseph5374 4 года назад

    That Meghan Mccain line 😂

  • @jordanragin1615
    @jordanragin1615 5 лет назад

    I love her laugh

  • @imakethingsilike7285
    @imakethingsilike7285 Месяц назад +1

    Damn I miss this show

  • @marianpena7900
    @marianpena7900 4 года назад

    Nobody:
    Desus: ah ah ah 🤟🤟

  • @stillhungry77
    @stillhungry77 Год назад

    Man do I miss this!!!😢

  • @4biz
    @4biz 5 лет назад

    gonna miss the bodega boys.been fun.

  • @Zito_muzik
    @Zito_muzik 5 лет назад

    Julia's laugh though. 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @olaleyeonikuyide7541
    @olaleyeonikuyide7541 10 месяцев назад

    Desus predicted the Kyrie/vaccine saga. Not a huge jump to make, but credit where credit is due

  • @GrinerB
    @GrinerB 2 года назад

    Them knowing Kyrie was an anti-Vaxxer before Covid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @philitoden3
    @philitoden3 5 лет назад +3

    Go Blue! As a Brooklyn born (and raised) black man living in A2 I must say the following: help.

    • @88Roshan
      @88Roshan 5 лет назад +1

      philitoden3 come visit Southfield ... the bougie hood!

  • @krockettr1
    @krockettr1 2 года назад

    Yoooo we need Sherry to release Bodega Blunders now!

  • @Buyis
    @Buyis 5 лет назад +2

    JULIA + DESUS

  • @Machomansav
    @Machomansav 4 года назад +1

    They big mad they ain't get Kyrie or Durant🤣🤣😭

  • @bkmarkham253
    @bkmarkham253 4 года назад +2

    Patiently waiting for October 14th (it's tomorrow)

    • @toyav7944
      @toyav7944 4 года назад +1

      Brian Markham tonight!!

  • @violetrose25
    @violetrose25 4 года назад

    Lmaooooo! White girl summer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @youngoldtimer9152
    @youngoldtimer9152 5 лет назад

    Look at these Newport 100s 🔥🔥💨💨😋