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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 343

  • @Rushil69420
    @Rushil69420 4 года назад +448

    18 minute warm up put it directly in my veins

  • @vampire_workday
    @vampire_workday 4 года назад +444

    they really let desus go out there with the vest on backwards lmao

    • @willmothSandanis98
      @willmothSandanis98 4 года назад +10

      It's for the bit my guy.

    • @allgemini05
      @allgemini05 4 года назад +10

      im dying.....they let my man go a whole 7+ minutes...lmao

  • @jujutaylor2186
    @jujutaylor2186 4 года назад +229

    He called Kylie Sgt. Flavor. I died lmao

  • @brothers1222
    @brothers1222 4 года назад +218

    Julia is like a substitute teacher that lowkey thinks the two badass kids in detention are funny so she just has a conversation with them. Rewatch this from that perspective and it’s somehow even funnier 😂

  • @kjdnyhmghfvb
    @kjdnyhmghfvb 4 года назад +366

    "I got money in a Nike Box, that don't fluctuate...unless my kids find it."

    • @the_gratefulgamer
      @the_gratefulgamer 4 года назад +21

      In a better rap era. We'd be hearing lines like this weekly.

    • @abergs-dp2ob
      @abergs-dp2ob 4 года назад +1

      yeah that's a bar

    • @bongs1995
      @bongs1995 4 года назад

      that got me too

    • @truestdude
      @truestdude 4 года назад

      Facts!!!

    • @truestdude
      @truestdude 4 года назад

      @@abergs-dp2ob hip-hop quotable

  • @JoeMenjivar
    @JoeMenjivar 4 года назад +351

    Desus doesn't do fashion, he does art

  • @tristanchuey
    @tristanchuey 4 года назад +178

    Lmao 😂 Julia about to throw hands over that Zara comment

    • @SUPERxDARIO
      @SUPERxDARIO 4 года назад +4

      Tristan Chuey it’s pronounced Zur-rah

    • @sfrussell999
      @sfrussell999 4 года назад

      Ask a new Yorker to say Saucony, they think it's Italian or some shit.

  • @gulfside13
    @gulfside13 4 года назад +214

    Confident ass Mero: "I'm Corona free. There's no cases of Corona in NJ by the way."
    Mike coming thru with the immediate knowledge dart: "That's not true." 😂😂😂

    • @kongming66
      @kongming66 4 года назад +3

      Facts, Meros lives right by NJ's ground zero I think

    • @Kevin-ne5yq
      @Kevin-ne5yq 4 года назад

      4 cases in Jersey at the moment, all pussy

    • @Kevin-ne5yq
      @Kevin-ne5yq 4 года назад +3

      @Torchy Brown that's what happens when you go to a hospital in Hackensack. Played himself.

    • @shane-o-matic
      @shane-o-matic 4 года назад +1

      Immediamente🤣

    • @genericstaticshock705
      @genericstaticshock705 4 года назад

      Michael Anthony? 🤣🤣🤣
      (Edit: Thats who I thought you were talking about until I finished the video) 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

  • @crashdiditable
    @crashdiditable 4 года назад +171

    The dolezel reference is spot on.

  • @theplourde
    @theplourde 4 года назад +27

    Mero saying Kylie is “the Great Value Beyoncé” I am 🤣🤣👌🏻💀

  • @KidAstronaut
    @KidAstronaut 4 года назад +70

    “That’s the difference between Dr. Pepper and..Sergeant Flavor” LMAOOO

  • @hotbluflame2933
    @hotbluflame2933 4 года назад +50

    The Great Value Beyonce 😂😂😂

  • @vealchop2490
    @vealchop2490 4 года назад +251

    Desus those fits are wylin my guy... had the shit on backwards and couldn’t even tell

  • @screwballprotagonist4381
    @screwballprotagonist4381 4 года назад +99

    Desus looking like the hood Solid Snake

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣Get out🤣🤣🤣🤣Lol!!!

    • @djvortix
      @djvortix 4 года назад +1

      Srsly want a game like this now 😂

    • @jayvang7490
      @jayvang7490 3 года назад

      Big Boss is just his deadbeat Dad and Liquid is a half-brother or cousin 😂

  • @uzuvert7542
    @uzuvert7542 4 года назад +108

    this show only works bc there’s no direction or prompter. just pure improv and off the dome. like sitting with the homies

    • @OLLIE-ILL
      @OLLIE-ILL 4 года назад +8

      Hot takes on a warm up with the crowd with graphics cued up isn't improv. The rest of the show is 100% scripted and you can tell by how Desus trips on his words when reading. Mero does exaggerated announcer voice when he reads. Also every comedic talk show I've ever heard of has a crowd warm up, but this is the first I've ever seen that actually shows it.

    • @uzuvert7542
      @uzuvert7542 4 года назад +3

      Ollie Ollie ok dude

    • @MrKrystalMethod
      @MrKrystalMethod 4 года назад

      they’ve said there’s a prompter before im pretty sure, and they have bts where they are clearly reading from a prompter for their promos

  • @frazierlori89
    @frazierlori89 4 года назад +24

    I caught that... Mero was getting ready to as “Is that Julia’s hand?” Before he could get Julia out..Desus said “NO!”💀💀💀

    • @shayboogie3682
      @shayboogie3682 4 года назад +1

      frazierlori89 We should discuss Thisssssss!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤣

  • @halomasterthrasher3331
    @halomasterthrasher3331 4 года назад +60

    Every Warm Up should be 15 min or more

  • @allgemini05
    @allgemini05 4 года назад +14

    When the bullet proof vest says "one size fits all"....they lyin!

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 4 года назад +29

    Damn Kylie, you gotta buy Ivy Park like the rest of us! Bey ain't sending you any special deliveries! 🤣

  • @sarak8996
    @sarak8996 4 года назад +23

    Listen. I died watching this. ZahRah. Somebody come revive me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kriskenard
    @kriskenard 4 года назад +10

    the warm-ups are mini podcasts and i love it

  • @jerminfestedmedia
    @jerminfestedmedia 4 года назад +88

    famous last words "i'm carona free" fade to black n white - Mero in memoriam

  • @spaceboogie9333
    @spaceboogie9333 4 года назад +44

    "ZUHRAH!!"

  • @nycmachinegun
    @nycmachinegun 4 года назад +73

    Yoooo almost 18 mins!!! Thats wassup!

  • @LindaMitchell
    @LindaMitchell 4 года назад +68

    We need Mero's sister on the show.

    • @mia21281
      @mia21281 4 года назад +4

      In scrubs! 🤣

    • @danielynpetion
      @danielynpetion 4 года назад +3

      She's been in the audience (the emoji episode)

    • @kparker905
      @kparker905 4 года назад

      @Danielle P Wait, really?

    • @kparker905
      @kparker905 4 года назад +3

      Seriously, they've been talking about her for years, and I'd love that

    • @moneymaker3208
      @moneymaker3208 4 года назад +4

      Linda Mitchell yes and to tell us some embarrassing Mero stories lol (ones that he doesn’t voluntarily tell us himself)

  • @jemarrebrown836
    @jemarrebrown836 4 года назад +50

    I don't know what we would do without Julia

  • @ContactBrand
    @ContactBrand 4 года назад +3

    8:03 “the only original” he was about to say Caitlin Jenner 😂🤣

  • @bettywoop575
    @bettywoop575 4 года назад +29

    Kylie Dolezal 😂😂

  • @DutchessG
    @DutchessG 4 года назад +30

    No lie...I get a bit miffed when the podcast is late, I have a stressful job so I need y’all to get me through the morning.

  • @javellk400
    @javellk400 4 года назад +14

    Desus wants to be a resident evil protagonist so bad😂😂😂

  • @timothysichone4109
    @timothysichone4109 4 года назад +27

    You say Que Lo Que, I say CDC😂😂😂

  • @KindaJadedish
    @KindaJadedish 4 года назад +16

    Yes delivery was still available in China for the most part except for the initial mandated quarantine in Wuhan. Postmates recently added a feature to specify if you want delivery to be left in front of your door

  • @KylinBrady
    @KylinBrady 3 года назад +2

    Whoa.... watching this a year later.... telling. #hindsight #Corona19
    I am obsessed with these guys. 🙌🏿

  • @ashinkledinkle
    @ashinkledinkle 4 года назад +19

    Za rah is Hilarious! Imma call it that 😭😭😭

  • @earthtojat
    @earthtojat 4 года назад +5

    Mero was just chillin with a wet hand😂😂😂

  • @youngmoney8713
    @youngmoney8713 4 года назад +13

    It's the like the difference between Dr. Pepper and Sgt. Flavor lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @apajpap
      @apajpap 4 года назад

      Is sgt. Flavor real I know about Dr. Choice never of sgt flavor

    • @youngmoney8713
      @youngmoney8713 4 года назад

      @@apajpap idk I've never heard of it either

  • @La_vida_del_campo_es_organica
    @La_vida_del_campo_es_organica 4 года назад +6

    funny how Desus mentions tom hanks and he was the first hollywood celeb to get it. crazy!!!

  • @kparker905
    @kparker905 4 года назад +4

    The way they brought up Tom Hanks without even knowing he has the Coronavirus

  • @gilj7622
    @gilj7622 4 года назад +7

    "Great Value" Beyonce'..... I can't with these guys ROFL!!!

  • @Keithnicity
    @Keithnicity 4 года назад +3

    Yo Mero deserves an Academy Award for not ROASTING Desus during the refitting of his vest. Out here lookin’ like skinny Fiddy lol.

  • @Khronogi
    @Khronogi 4 года назад +14

    Desus with the Division shoutout!

  • @jayfelix7026
    @jayfelix7026 4 года назад +10

    18:00 min warm up , y'all too good to us

    • @TehStylishone
      @TehStylishone 4 года назад

      This is a warm up? Do they post all of them. I like the improv

  • @anthonymaher3395
    @anthonymaher3395 4 года назад +37

    Yooo that’s a carhart yankees fitted... desus gear is fire

    • @5280PolotheKid
      @5280PolotheKid 4 года назад +2

      Theirs a hat brand called 47 tgat has em... i got a raiders one

    • @dokebi4502
      @dokebi4502 4 года назад

      @@5280PolotheKid RAIDER NATION RISE UP

  • @GoldenBlissWithin
    @GoldenBlissWithin 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for the extended cut! 👊🏾

  • @faserferserfevfsg6407
    @faserferserfevfsg6407 4 года назад +20

    desus out here looking like a 7 year old baseball catcher

  • @hanaj
    @hanaj 4 года назад +13

    It took me a few minutes to figure out they were saying Zara

  • @Queenofsole100
    @Queenofsole100 4 года назад +4

    It's funny that they referenced Tom Hanks.

  • @moneymaker3208
    @moneymaker3208 4 года назад +1

    Loved Mero getting the Kartrashians together. I would like more of it.

  • @BlntFrceTrma
    @BlntFrceTrma 4 года назад +27

    THIS ONE EXTRA WARM

  • @ExodusDB
    @ExodusDB 4 года назад +4

    1:54 this man can predict the future

  • @ss11111ss
    @ss11111ss 4 года назад +3

    lol desus had his jacket on backwards

  • @Brainstorm1000
    @Brainstorm1000 4 года назад +6

    “Dr.Pepper & like Sgt. Flavor” I only drink the real Dr no bootleg great value shit unless I’m struggling & really want it 😂

  • @Rocksmylocs
    @Rocksmylocs 4 года назад +71

    Who styled Desus bruh.. someone played with him lmaoo

    • @Yowley
      @Yowley 4 года назад +15

      "You don't know fashion, I'm sorry"

    • @coolcousin2154
      @coolcousin2154 4 года назад +3

      😂😂 that's that I got money shit

    • @melissan.246
      @melissan.246 4 года назад

      It didn’t work in the 80s and it still doesn’t work!those pants-nO

    • @ArashiKageTaro
      @ArashiKageTaro 4 года назад

      Melissa magiC Okay, Melissa. Thanks for your useless input.

  • @TaylordSpirit
    @TaylordSpirit 4 года назад +53

    As long as no one comes back to life or reanimates after corona virus death, humans will survive this...

    • @c0wboys4life
      @c0wboys4life 4 года назад +6

      I hear you on that but even if they come back if they them slow walking motherfuckers we should still be good. Too many movies, games and etc for us not to be ready that type of stuff....but if they Dawn of Dead fast it's over 😅

    • @gdup2009
      @gdup2009 4 года назад +1

      @@c0wboys4life World war Z fast. Dawn of the dead they learned. So I'm not mistakenly throwing stuff out. Dawn of the dead the zombie learned how to shoot the rifle.

    • @c0wboys4life
      @c0wboys4life 4 года назад +3

      @@gdup2009 Naw I'm talking about the Dawn of the Dead when they was in the mall not the one with the zombies figuring out weapons. But yea them World War Z or just any that run like a wide receiver out here it's over....the slow walking ones man I gotta work in the morning just kill some zombies on the way* 😅

    • @victoriahall1404
      @victoriahall1404 4 года назад +6

      @@c0wboys4life If they world war z fast imma just kill myself. Them first round draft pick zombies were a problem

    • @Teddyhive16
      @Teddyhive16 4 года назад

      -Sir WESLEE- dawn of the dead they was track runners on there

  • @gelatobaker9679
    @gelatobaker9679 4 года назад

    wen they said make some noise if you got the coroni's i would of shouted "AHHH AHHH WUU"!!!!😂

  • @KingKilla7245
    @KingKilla7245 4 года назад +1

    Bro I was itching for this. Kept refreshing the channel lmao

  • @inaj27
    @inaj27 4 года назад

    “@myself wtf” love it 😂

  • @oscartrillo8966
    @oscartrillo8966 4 года назад +21

    "That's not true!"

  • @leonellujan8562
    @leonellujan8562 4 года назад

    Desus with the division reference, love it!

  • @rainrainlsn
    @rainrainlsn 4 года назад +2

    7:52 is the realest Mero ever. We do hate to see it, papi.

  • @Contrerasj1337
    @Contrerasj1337 4 года назад +1

    18 minutes for the warm up!??
    This episode finna be good

  • @Lord_Fried
    @Lord_Fried 4 года назад +2

    "Jeff Bezos with the dented can of tomatoes" Desus wilding 😂😂

  • @Nala-xf6rz
    @Nala-xf6rz 4 года назад +4

    I really enjoy Julia on this show. Plus she's actually funny...

  • @talaveraleonardo
    @talaveraleonardo 4 года назад

    The last but was the cherry on top lmao

  • @jenniferjuarez3016
    @jenniferjuarez3016 4 года назад +1

    Those Jordans are lit my guy.

  • @ThomasChurchill3
    @ThomasChurchill3 4 года назад

    bruh pouring the rum before the dap holy shit lmaooo

  • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
    @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 года назад +12

    I'm definitely in the pocket of Big Jerkoff.

  • @SUPERxDARIO
    @SUPERxDARIO 4 года назад

    “That’s not true..”🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lcoop1980
    @Lcoop1980 4 года назад +1

    Dis Neegah said "she GREAT VALUED Beyonce🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sharkishark2094
    @sharkishark2094 4 года назад

    NY wit the Carhartt logo and color is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @youngsuit
    @youngsuit 4 года назад +9

    Desus really trying to flex about that vest but came out wearing it the wrong way like a kid putting his footie pajamas on backwards

  • @twoodbeats
    @twoodbeats 4 года назад

    That Carhartt Yankee joint is FUEGO

  • @thephysicalreturns
    @thephysicalreturns 4 года назад

    Lol mike with the quick shut down

  • @Davinho
    @Davinho 4 года назад

    Mero realizing he bout fumble the bag at 8:05 lmffaaoo

  • @luckymfmc
    @luckymfmc 4 года назад +7

    Desus outfits 🤣🤣

  • @danac.6836
    @danac.6836 4 года назад +1

    Well that makes sense..when I was watching the episode I thought Desus had on a book bag I'm like he bronx for real 😭😭😭

  • @seanwilson8168
    @seanwilson8168 4 года назад +1

    Mero's Shoes THO

  • @johnnyc.3261
    @johnnyc.3261 4 года назад +5

    You know you drunk when you take the cap off the bottle to talk.

  • @mikaw.7972
    @mikaw.7972 4 года назад +2

    Damn I need them Js Mero got on❗🔥🔥🔥

  • @clibreros94
    @clibreros94 4 года назад +9

    Mero switching up the beard after Letterman flute soloed Desus. Lol he’s got the ill fit tho

  • @ak22196
    @ak22196 4 года назад +3

    Congratulations Robert

  • @Jobother
    @Jobother 3 года назад +1

    Desus looks like when middle school girls would walk with their backpacks on the front

  • @colemiller6529
    @colemiller6529 4 года назад +13

    18 minute warmup doesn't make up for a missing podcast 👀

  • @ms.encyclopediabrown1361
    @ms.encyclopediabrown1361 4 года назад +2

    Za Rah? Za Rah? 🤣

  • @Chris-zo4vu
    @Chris-zo4vu 4 года назад

    This fit from Desus is like a kid wearing his Pop's o.g security guard kit from the Kennedy assassination

  • @V4Vonnie
    @V4Vonnie 4 года назад

    I love Desus' style!!!

  • @halomasterthrasher3331
    @halomasterthrasher3331 4 года назад +2

    Desus mentioned Tom Hanks and now Tom and his Wife are positive for the virus

  • @josepolanco3941
    @josepolanco3941 4 года назад +22

    Why does Desus look like he just finished his second shift at home depot?

    • @moneymaker3208
      @moneymaker3208 4 года назад +1

      Because he did.

    • @jayvang7490
      @jayvang7490 3 года назад

      Looks like he picked up a job as a gun runner 😂

  • @roodick85
    @roodick85 4 года назад

    Not gonna lie..I'm bout to jump on some retro Desus and Mero I need that raw

  • @1dollardrew
    @1dollardrew 4 года назад +1

    Oh my God the Tom Hanks joke is infinitely more funny now as of March 12 2020

  • @Holla412
    @Holla412 4 года назад +1

    That carhartt NY hat is crazy

  • @bagjuicemami
    @bagjuicemami 4 года назад

    Omg change in the water bottle 😭😭😭😭

  • @ernestodeavila8076
    @ernestodeavila8076 4 года назад +2

    what the hell is that vest?? lol

  • @lautheleo
    @lautheleo 4 года назад +10

    Update: Tom Hanks has the coronavirus, so this didn't age well lol

  • @delia9277
    @delia9277 4 года назад

    Desus saying ZarAH and "ballerina flats" is sending me

  • @samirahstanford432
    @samirahstanford432 4 года назад

    MERO putting rum on his hand to give dap, was fucking EPIC!

  • @WeTheVille
    @WeTheVille 4 года назад +1

    Desus predicted Tom Hanks getting coronavirus 😂😬

  • @hazedwonderthe9988
    @hazedwonderthe9988 4 года назад

    Dat carhart yankeez fitted is 🔥

  • @tdotp1618
    @tdotp1618 4 года назад +3

    A missed opportunity. If he fist bumped Mero after he pured alcohol on his hand this would've been an instant classic!! #1 Corona virus meme...almost

  • @shotbynolan1705
    @shotbynolan1705 4 года назад

    Kylie Jenner is Sergeant Flavor 🤣🤣