Worst Dates & Last Meals | 5 Questions w/ DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2019
  • DESUS & MERO answer audience questions about their worst dates, last meals, starting up the brand and more.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 190

  • @kayceecee-
    @kayceecee- 4 года назад +259

    Could y’all imagine if showtime actually brought in REAL hive members? Lmao, it be a riot in there! Mad Timb’s stomping everywhere, “YERRRRRR” every three seconds, and some girl running up on Desus talking bout’ I had your child 🤣🤣!!

  • @alumirati848
    @alumirati848 4 года назад +28

    The boys are legit examples of how it’s easy to be funny and inclusive at the same time like it’s literally not hard at all, even when they make fun of people you know half the time they’re laughing with them and not at them

  • @vmunoz1
    @vmunoz1 4 года назад +188

    How are guests asking questions all super serious? Where the wild ass bodega fans asking questions like, “Mero if you were fighting DJ Envy in a celebrity boxing match, how many rounds ya’ll going?”

    • @tompetty9541
      @tompetty9541 4 года назад +30

      9.5 inches..... I mean rounds!!!! rounds!!!!!

    • @vmunoz1
      @vmunoz1 4 года назад +9

      Fah Q I don’t even have a comeback for that

    • @tompetty9541
      @tompetty9541 4 года назад +10

      @@vmunoz1 no worries if he fought DJ envy he would knock him out in one round. After that he'd make him choke on that Platano.

    • @vmunoz1
      @vmunoz1 4 года назад +10

      Low key this how I know your bodega hive cuz you mad wild with the dick jokes lmao

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 4 года назад +6

      victor munoz - SEEEEE!!! This is WTF I’d be asking but them damn Showtime plants .... 🙄

  • @disposablepal
    @disposablepal 4 года назад +228

    The Brand is inclusive

  • @idkuandidwt
    @idkuandidwt 4 года назад +204

    When the last question came thru I was so nervous bout what was gonna happen lmao

    • @altitude12_
      @altitude12_ 4 года назад +40

      Yeah they handled that with absolute class

    • @chaayaje
      @chaayaje 4 года назад +19

      i was sweating too but they’re usually woke about those things

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 года назад

      SAME LMAO

    • @noxqs59
      @noxqs59 4 года назад +4

      I was waiting for something after she said her name was Karen lol

  • @LindaMitchell
    @LindaMitchell 4 года назад +92

    "Ask people what they refer to be referred as. It's pretty simple." - Serious Mero
    "It's not that hard if people try. If they want to try..." - Desus
    I love how thoughtful Desus and Mero answered the question. They deserve the title, Ultimate Ally. 💕

    • @homiiciidalkiitten6650
      @homiiciidalkiitten6650 4 года назад +22

      They are a good example of how comedians can be edgy and spicy yet still mindful.... love these guys

    • @darlingnickyta
      @darlingnickyta 4 года назад +10

      The Boys stay woke!

    • @evexlyn
      @evexlyn 4 года назад +10

      Yeah loved their answer!

  • @Slappysan
    @Slappysan 4 года назад +569

    Suge joke went right over their heads. SMH

    • @isaacthompson7966
      @isaacthompson7966 4 года назад +75

      All of NY getting gentrified, even the audience now lmao

    • @IllKIDfromTHEbx
      @IllKIDfromTHEbx 4 года назад +1

      Nah it ju

    • @Jen-ok6os
      @Jen-ok6os 4 года назад +11

      @@isaacthompson7966 I'm a white girl from the UK and I got it. What's happening?

    • @DaBearz-wt7xp
      @DaBearz-wt7xp 4 года назад +1

      Slappysan just about to comment that man lol.

    • @Raidou10
      @Raidou10 4 года назад +14

      This audience wild gentrified

  • @floridaman2567
    @floridaman2567 4 года назад +67

    Was I the only one that got way too hyped a lil too early thinking this new lmao 😂.....

  • @athoughtfulape
    @athoughtfulape 4 года назад +16

    Desus saved the duo on that last question. I’ve been following these dudes since 2014 and Desus’ quickness with it still surprises me. Salute!

  • @staticsight
    @staticsight 4 года назад +78

    Mad rspect as a trans member of the hive

    • @CVVK2501
      @CVVK2501 4 года назад +12

      Yo all of us are the hive. Come thru and let's enjoy this chopped meat as one fam

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 3 года назад +4

      We got u

    • @ajt7899
      @ajt7899 2 года назад +1

      @@CVVK2501 this made me tear up thank u

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 4 года назад +134

    Damn Mero just said his worst date was because of the girl being ugly, even though Mero has tons of wild date stories lmao

    • @jerb1102
      @jerb1102 4 года назад +7

      Seems like he kinda lost the crowd after that.

    • @Max25670
      @Max25670 4 года назад +18

      @@jerb1102 even Desus was like "aight Mero....."

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 года назад +8

      I respect the honesty. It was a blind date.

    • @Andysnyc
      @Andysnyc 4 года назад

      I don't think it's bc the girl was ugly, but since it was a blind date, he didn't really know what he expecting.

    • @jendee5566
      @jendee5566 4 года назад +2

      Maybe she was wild ugly

  • @jonathanjay7458
    @jonathanjay7458 4 года назад +86

    Whew, I almost messed up and renewed my SHOWTIME subscription early when I saw this lol

  • @DRUMPLAY
    @DRUMPLAY 4 года назад +55

    what in the industry plant of a last question was that 😂

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 4 года назад +15

    *LOL. the way Mero's voice changed when he got asked that trans question haha* 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Benm701
    @Benm701 4 года назад +65

    "Watch me dribble for 23 seconds."

  • @stassiiiiiiaa3799
    @stassiiiiiiaa3799 4 года назад +131

    Damn they audience missing soo many jokes. How she miss the first time long time reference. They don’t listen to the podcast 😂😂😂😂 they not real fans they just there takin up space 😂😂😂😂

    • @sweetleaf634
      @sweetleaf634 4 года назад +5

      showtime plants

    • @kdeem93
      @kdeem93 4 года назад +1

      Bruh that shit deadass had me tight

    • @hotcumodity7777
      @hotcumodity7777 4 года назад +1

      Exactly because if u listen 2 the podcast trust thief is so much content 2 pull from 💅🏾💯

  • @mysticalquilava
    @mysticalquilava 4 года назад +13

    The BRAND is inclusive

  • @Another14-
    @Another14- 4 года назад +20

    These two ALWAYS brighten my mood 😊😊😊 never fails

  • @fhdk227
    @fhdk227 4 года назад +80

    Mero you mean the negotiator starting samuel jackson😂😂

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 4 года назад +2

      passndatorch - ❤️seriously wonderful reply 😂😊 literally read that in SLJ voice

    • @alwaysxnever
      @alwaysxnever 4 года назад

      Cool. You typed it so I don't have too. Lol

    • @RocB215
      @RocB215 4 года назад

      I was looking for this comment lmao. Correct😂

  • @Onserio.
    @Onserio. 4 года назад +46

    The brand is running for office

  • @imanimartin6876
    @imanimartin6876 4 года назад +3

    Lmao Mero bocce did get calm and serious on the last questions. I was surprised but it shows just how open minded and respectful him and Desus are. They really are great allies.

  • @LiveLoveLaugh_44
    @LiveLoveLaugh_44 4 года назад +3

    I’m pretty sure I’ve listened all these guys podcast at least 5x each and laughing like it was my first !!

  • @otherpeoplevideos
    @otherpeoplevideos 4 года назад +4

    Desus worst date had me crying 😭😭😭 If he just lets me love him, he won’t have anymore bad dates 🤣🤣 Nah but when he said he was going to walk in front of the train, I felt that. That whole night was trash.
    Also I loved the response to the last question because you can tell that it was genuine. They aren’t pretending to be some super woke guys but just two Bronx dudes that know you have to respect people choices in life, period. Also they talked about PC culture before when it comes to comedy and they always give the best answer because they are always true to themselves.

  • @Milah803
    @Milah803 4 года назад +3

    I needed this

  • @RealLegendUnitedFC
    @RealLegendUnitedFC 4 года назад +13

    Real bodega hive remembers the desus date story from eaaaarly in the podcast

  • @cc_isgreat671
    @cc_isgreat671 4 года назад +1

    Everyone in these comments deserves to be in the audience! It would be twice as lit!

  • @Alex-ew5tp
    @Alex-ew5tp 4 года назад +1

    Love it mad serious questions like wide spectrum

  • @tappingtheglass
    @tappingtheglass 4 года назад +1

    6:17 desus waiting for mero to fuck it up lmao

  • @macmizzo9028
    @macmizzo9028 4 года назад +1

    I love my Bros man! Y'all keep me going

  • @mikeman1709
    @mikeman1709 4 года назад +4

    Was having a shit day. Thank God desus and Mero came thru with that laughter therepy. 😌

  • @djlexington1
    @djlexington1 4 года назад +9

    So queso fresco mangu salchichon aka a Dominican breakfast...lunch....dinner

  • @y.o.s6000
    @y.o.s6000 4 года назад +55

    Their pc game strong, super strong.
    Can’t slip up and let them try to cancel.

    • @AvarusSpurius
      @AvarusSpurius 4 года назад +8

      i mean i don't think Mero has a problem or anything, just that it's outside of his interests as a dude who's into STEM and shit like that, while Desus is the media-trained journalistic type of dude who just by the references he uses during the show or the podcast you know that he looks into it to be familiar with it, so he's more comfortable when he talks about it

    • @shawnbennett1975
      @shawnbennett1975 4 года назад +27

      Oorrrrrr they could just like being nice people....

    • @DaBearz-wt7xp
      @DaBearz-wt7xp 4 года назад +2

      Listen to their podcast💀💀💀💀💀

    • @shawnbennett1975
      @shawnbennett1975 4 года назад +13

      DaBearz1027 lolll episode 132 of their podcast with Jonah hill they talk about doing comedy while still being respectful. It was really fucking good

    • @kyrathedestroyer_
      @kyrathedestroyer_ 4 года назад +16

      or maybe they’re just respectful of people 🤷🏾‍♀️ always a thought.

  • @cohesivedivide299
    @cohesivedivide299 3 года назад +1

    Desus n Mero remind me of 2 goofy niccas from my high school back in the day named Rico and George. If they coulda got paid back then like yall 4 doing nuthin'😘😜

  • @sufferationist
    @sufferationist 4 года назад +3

    "I'd ask Suge Knight to get me out of my contract first." *o*m*g*

  • @unruliilion
    @unruliilion 3 года назад +1

    Each letter in LGBTQIA being equivalent 2 the infinity stones💥💥😂🤣😂✊🏾👑 THE BRAND😎

  • @aaronesquibel7543
    @aaronesquibel7543 4 года назад +1

    We need ya'll on every night!! 🔥🔥

  • @ghxstkennedy3637
    @ghxstkennedy3637 4 года назад +4

    The Negotiator starred Samuel L. Jackson bro lol

  • @yanmilenezubieta461
    @yanmilenezubieta461 4 года назад +2

    Lol Mero got that sun kissed glow

  • @vybezD
    @vybezD 4 года назад +3

    More clips!

  • @irakest
    @irakest 4 года назад +11

    Wait... The choach in Staten Island was a blind date!?

  • @lizzybrandani5182
    @lizzybrandani5182 4 года назад +1

    The Negotiator with Danny Glover, lmao

  • @drey536
    @drey536 4 года назад +1

    I knew Mero was gonna say mangu the brand gotta stay strong !

  • @Borahborah9139
    @Borahborah9139 4 года назад +1

    Protect them at all cost ❤

  • @tiffgibbs_
    @tiffgibbs_ 4 года назад

    I love Desus so much 😫

  • @rustyjames2202
    @rustyjames2202 4 года назад +8

    The Negotiator starred Samuel Jackson not Danny Glover.

  • @planetox1940
    @planetox1940 4 года назад +6

    dark desus @1:43

  • @Thatkenyannigga
    @Thatkenyannigga 4 года назад +5

    The brand is media trained

  • @spooky_electric
    @spooky_electric 4 года назад +23

    Goddamn, still a month to go? 😭

  • @JayFamo718
    @JayFamo718 4 года назад +2

    Desus will always have more money than mero since he doesn’t have 4 mouths to feed😂

  • @loganknox7
    @loganknox7 3 года назад +2

    They won 21. Desus set his bar TOO high 😭😭

  • @maryrubalcaba3135
    @maryrubalcaba3135 4 года назад

    Kingsssss

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 года назад

    Nets just got harden lol 🤣

  • @Charles_N
    @Charles_N 4 года назад

    Yeeeerrrrr! from the 916!

  • @l-dogthegreat4746
    @l-dogthegreat4746 4 года назад

    I miss them 😢😢😭

  • @robs6383
    @robs6383 4 года назад

    They really got mero with the makeup

  • @B-Free619
    @B-Free619 4 года назад +1

    I feel like my connect said he was gonna be back on Monday and nigga that was month ago, come on man I’m feeding for some new episodes lol

  • @jessealava7747
    @jessealava7747 4 года назад

    Hit em with the tres golpes

  • @msh104utube
    @msh104utube 4 года назад

    When Season 2 starting?

  • @Kmfbrowne
    @Kmfbrowne 4 года назад +2

    You need a friend like desus to call you out when you being fraud like he did on that last question lol

    • @willieadams3376
      @willieadams3376 4 года назад

      BZ why you’re voice so low? Lol that shit had me dying

  • @drockafella132
    @drockafella132 4 года назад +2

    I can’t wait until they bust out, Mr. Fun Fun. 😂😂 that shit might get them kicked off showtime though. Side note, I’m glad they dropped a new podcast last week. The brand is mad brolic!!💪🏽

  • @padrescott2047
    @padrescott2047 4 года назад

    That's what's up

  • @kevboogie1
    @kevboogie1 4 года назад +14

    Danny Sam Jackson Glover?

  • @Faaade_
    @Faaade_ 4 года назад

    How do I get tix for this show!? my bday is next month and I want to go.

  • @musicalmelodies3595
    @musicalmelodies3595 3 года назад +1

    Mero know that date was in DR...not that long ago...lol *allegedly*

  • @markteague49
    @markteague49 4 года назад +1

    That escalated quickly

    • @robinsonshe06
      @robinsonshe06 4 года назад

      Mark Teague - The eleven YO like “SMD” at 8AM right? Or the Knicks question- both them responses was... A LOT

  • @tonythepokemonguy751
    @tonythepokemonguy751 4 года назад +2

    The negotiator comment just aged me

  • @tanyakborden331
    @tanyakborden331 4 года назад +2

    I wish I had cable😔😢CUZ😁 Y'ALL R SO DAMN AWESOME LEE FUNNY😂🤣😂👋🏽👏🏽& U'r so DAMN cute too🤗😍😋😋😋😋😙

  • @raqueldeshow9678
    @raqueldeshow9678 3 года назад

    You guys should have 'Monet x Change and Bob the dragqueen on! Xx

  • @jerze456
    @jerze456 4 года назад +1

    NPR mero Lmao

  • @evangeline6
    @evangeline6 4 года назад

    Last meal mangú!

  • @Nvr2Kozy
    @Nvr2Kozy 4 года назад +1

    I Went On A Blind Date For My Bestie Who's Dude Had A Friend In Town....Homeboy Was Missing A Whole FRONT TOOTH

  • @Afrimusican
    @Afrimusican 4 года назад

    0:15, My name is Natalie and my question is...do you guys know this fella Tony Baker?

  • @bhocolatebhipbookie3967
    @bhocolatebhipbookie3967 4 года назад +1

    Yerp!

  • @dexterdajuice6913
    @dexterdajuice6913 4 года назад +1

    The Negotiator def had Sam Jackson not danny glover lmao.

  • @AyoHAD
    @AyoHAD 4 года назад +1

    I wanna be in the audience

  • @danielmelamed8548
    @danielmelamed8548 4 года назад +2

    Get the dudes from Griselda on the show

  • @leekhold5210
    @leekhold5210 4 года назад +10

    they better hurry up before I buy a vice magazine

  • @VanGtfogh
    @VanGtfogh 4 года назад

    Shout out to violator management

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets 3 года назад +1

    It seriously isn't that hard to be inclusive. #ganggang

  • @ChristianJoyD
    @ChristianJoyD 4 года назад

    The Negotiator starring Sam Jackson not Danny Glover

  • @geocyo8835
    @geocyo8835 4 года назад

    The Negotiator starred Sam Jackson.

  • @jenificentx
    @jenificentx 4 года назад +2

    YALL THE WHITE GIRL CALLED MERO "DANIEL" SHE HAS SO MANY AKA's TO CHOOSE FROM WTH

  • @juanmartinez-ey8dp
    @juanmartinez-ey8dp 4 года назад

    Okay like I’m not tryna do all the work, but who’s the girl asking the questions??

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 4 года назад +6

    Apropo Karen, at some point you'll read this, you're fine as hell! Colormatching ear-wear and everything!

  • @r.porter1300
    @r.porter1300 4 года назад +6

    SHOdega Boys ...see what I did there lol

  • @seanmcseanson
    @seanmcseanson 4 года назад

    Danny Glover?

  • @Aclean1212
    @Aclean1212 4 года назад

    bruh said The Negotiator starring Danny Glover ?!?!?!? Da fuq

  • @biterface03
    @biterface03 4 года назад

    Ya’ll Not Fucking With Death Row?

  • @Morganbmoney
    @Morganbmoney 4 года назад +1

    NPR mero

  • @FortheLoveofMonsters
    @FortheLoveofMonsters 4 года назад

    Desus and Mero said TRANS RIGHTS!

  • @georgeislas9810
    @georgeislas9810 4 года назад

    Danny Glover, samuel l Jackson!

  • @AmberCouture09
    @AmberCouture09 4 года назад

    Fucking October 🤦🏽‍♀️😩

  • @Bayumm65
    @Bayumm65 4 года назад +1

    Yo, these are bodega hive members? They missed mad jokes lol

  • @terrehonbowden3472
    @terrehonbowden3472 4 года назад +2

    NPR Mero.

  • @hunterbaileychavez5112
    @hunterbaileychavez5112 4 года назад

    Mero wearing make up?

  • @Daniel_B79
    @Daniel_B79 4 года назад

    I really miss the days of Reggie Miller stomping all over the Knicks hopes and dreams.

  • @mattfavaloro350
    @mattfavaloro350 4 года назад

    50 dropped 50 first night no K D. Go Knicks

  • @theSuperviLLain_est
    @theSuperviLLain_est 3 года назад

    Mero's last meal would be ass

  • @davidramos5336
    @davidramos5336 3 года назад

    As long as they don’t start saying “LatinX” we good lol

  • @delberthaman9603
    @delberthaman9603 4 года назад +2

    I hate that Karen didn't get the first time long time joke. Shes a geriller. Shout out to Mike Francesa😊