Blac Chyna’s Mom Tokyo Toni Needs a Man ASAP | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2024
- Blac Chyna's mom Tokyo Toni is in search of a boyfriend on her new reality dating show.
#DESUSandMERO
#BodegaHive
Subscribe to the DESUS & MERO RUclips channel: goo.gl/MRjgEi
DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
A glaring example of why older doesn't necessarily mean wiser...
AMEN
Amen. Just A-MEN.
@Evette Robinson Trash TV is pretty nonpartisan though.
Usually the older people are supposed to be the wiser individuals but the bitch in the video is just a few of those bad apples that are just no good and lack proper home training when she was young
Amen
“Low key I might be on this shit next season.”
"Jamaican nigga!"
Because you have low standards🙄
Saint Zayan you’re a fucking idiot
@@saintzayan8205 This comment is a Desus quote in the clip...
@@Marz2727 ah my bad. I noticed it was in quotations. I read too fast
highkey...I would pay large sums of money to see them react to each episode
SAMEEE
they need to bring back people's couch and have them on it.
@@QuiaNeHia YES!!! I miss The People's Couch 🛋
I can’t believe after all these years that BLAC CHYNA was the normal one in the family😂😂
That’s sad
I guess when you think about somebody had to spell China like that
Explains a lot
I watched the Tokyo Toni show and yeah.... this is the truest statement lol. Totally worth watching for the three times Blac Chyna shows up because you can tell even she thinks her mom is being too messy with this.
And smart apparently 😂
all the uncles showed up i'm💀😂😂
'All Type uh Uncles', tonight on showtime.
“I give you unlimited data” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Shit had me DEAD 😂😂😂😅😅😅
Tia Casey 😂😂
LMAO 😂😂😂
"I put my sunglasses on my dick"!!!😂🤣🤣
Man, I came back to this video a year later and I swear I can’t get through the first 30 seconds without crying 😭. Their reactions are priceless when she starts talking
“Mami look, I do like this to you” 😂
his Dominican accents be the funniest shit
😂😂😂😂
Mero can say anything in that accent and it’ll have me rolling lmao.
“I give you unlimited data!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Back after the breakup. Miss these guys. Im laughing like old times lol
"She's like the worst Vice Principal."
I had a vice principal nearly like this too! I was like shiiiiit, Ms. Miles
Imagine Blac Chyna isn't the trashiest person in her immediate family.
If you only knew. Well before the Kardashians, Blac Chyna and her moms was hood infamous in the DC "ureah". And when I say hood infamous I mean even if you had light pockets you were good. Her moms would do you for a rock.
It is what it is
In fairness Chyna didn’t have much of a chance did she?
@@Sooopa_Doopa aren't they from east of the river d.c.? or eastover or something?
@@Sooopa_Doopa ...how these bitches get 'famous' famous? smh
Lmfao
Desus and Mero need to do reaction videos for episode that show.
ON GOD
Yeeeeeeeesssss!!!! That would be hil.a.ri.ous!!!
I was yelling "yoooo chill" through the whole damn video. 💀
HE SAID SWIZZ BEATZ LMFAOOOOOOO
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! 😆😂🤣😭
2:21 LOL
hattorihanzo I caught that 🤣🤣
I miss these guys 😢
I can’t wait until Mero finds out that Tokyo Toni was born in the Dominican Republic
Wait what?!
FROM SANTO DOMINGO TOO HOLY SHIT
Dammmmm
Lmaoo. He's definitely not claiming that 😂😂😂
Lmao she’s Dominican I can’t
“I bet you can’t do this on concrete!” Desus and Mero miss nothing!! 😭😂🤣
"Pull that foreskin back!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was choking gasping for air laughing at this s***. Wow! That first 3 seconds of that trailer had me rolling laughing
@Maria Gonzalez lol that's her love language
I legit watch this once a week. The clip is gold, their reactions are priceless, and the audience is loving it. This shit kills 😂
The first 15 seconds 😂😂😂😂😂
I started out feeling bad and embarrassed to watch this and then you guys up and had me dying with laughter. Thanks. I might have to watch this show myself.
I hope so. I'm not even half way through and I'm bugging
Just don’t take it serious bc this is hilarious TV
Niggas you ain't paying for no showtime.
I'd watch them watch the show...
Laughed from beginning to end. Nonstop. 😂😂
“I bet you can’t do this, on concrete.”
Her daughter is the voice of reason on this show 😂😂😂
Because she was raised by her grandmother!
I didn't realize how dry reality tv really was when Flavor of Love went off the air. Ratchet reality tv is finally making a comeback!
Yes and Zeus network got most of it. Lmao This and Joseline’s show are hilarious
'Sexy Squidward' had me rolling 😂😂😂
This is the 1st one on Showtime that felt like Viceland Desus and Mero...
FACTS
This is possibly the best dating show ever.
Flavor of Love and I love New York hands down are the best dating/comedy shows of all time.
VH1 called, wants their 2008 Reality TV shows back 😂😂😂
Swiss beats 😂😂😂 I fell of my couch 🛋
I got a headache from laughing so hard at this.
This still makes me cry laugh🤣🤣🤣
How does mans forehead got waves 😂
Tokyo adrift😂 u guys are killing me
How strong is the brand? The video gets a like before I even start it.
Everytime!!😂
I cry laughing at Mero's "what channel is this?!"
“What is Swizz Beatz doin here?” -Mero 2019
2:32, That white guy looks like Ron Jeremey 😂😂😂
I was sitting here thinking nothing could ever beat the washed dudes from "I love NY"
But, here I sit wrong again as always
sammay1 they were so washed 🤣🤣
Or Flavor of Love
Put some respect on Mr. Boston 😂😂😂😂
Hey I love NY gave us chance 😂😂😂 and that dude was hilarious
Will it be Tango or Chance??
'I bet you can't do this, on concrete' 😭😭💀💀💀
"Ahhh, look at Sexy Squidward" 😂🤣
Tokyo Toni sounds like my kind of broad !! I obviously have no business dating 😍😆😂
It's been a month and this is still the best TV show promo trailer I've ever seen. I mean my god lmao
I'm SO surprised that fork didn't melt when she licked it.
TEAAARS
Lol read it as she did it😞😂🤢
So they got clearance for this one huh 😂
Kalvinツ right? When this shit aired on the show I said: NO WAYYYY they get clearance for RUclips 🤣
They even got Jack the snake Roberts on this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean he needed somewhere to go after DDP kicked him out, so...
Is this the Drake’s dad look a like contest?
I keep coming back to these videos, to laugh my ass off... This one in particular kills me every time. Hilarious!!
the way Desus' eyes were so red and teary after cutting to his face again hahahaha
If I had a time machine, the first thing i'd do is go back to my senior year in high school, and make my yearbook quote. "Would you tell your mom that you have a girlfriend called Tokyo Toni that twerks , likes to smoke blunts and fvck all day"
This was THE BEST SEGMENT on their show 🤣🤣!! I remember watching this LIVE and I ran tf’ OUT 😫💀!!
“The medication Lyrica?” 💀💀😫🤣
“All kinds of niggas..” 💀💀😫🤣💀
“What is Swizz Beats doin’ here?” 😫😫🤣
“You know i been locked up forever..” 💀💀🤣😫
Bruhhhh... BEST SEGMENT EVER!!
I started watchin this shit after this aired... i regret it but im also not finna stop watchin it 😭😭😭😭 someone help
what channel?? lmfao
It's too late. You're in the sunken place
chacha rane yo where does it air?
Omgggggggg me tooo 😂
@@jzsson2283 its on an app called Zeus. Its $4 a month lol
We need a damn series on this show alone lmao
React episode by episode lmao
Please bring desis and Mero backkkkk
😢😢😢
Tokyo should be a guest on the show
"I give you unlimited data!" Haaaa! Lol! - 😂
The first minute alone, has me crying-laughing! Desus & Mero are hilarious... "Where's the clean version?!" Lmao! -- 😂😂
3:39 yo so you telling me that ain’t Jeezy 😂😂
One year anniversary of this great video. Prob my fav segment from the showtime show.
I can only imagine this happening:
Tokyo Toni - "N***a 3 and N***a 7, I only have one woodtipped black & mild left to give away. Who ever I give this shit to stays in the competition for the chance to blow my back out. The other goes back to the halfway house."
Stoppp💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭
4:08 how she say that with a straight face!? LMFAO!
I'd watch with their commentary.
Unlimited data killed me 💀💀💀
Is that Sammy Sosa @ 2:57?
Nah he aignt white as a ghost
I CANT BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂😭😭
This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣
The brand is Soo strong!! I laughed so hard
every single one of desus' facial expressions in this video was priceless
You is that one cat Norm Macdonald with a mustache
Everytime I try to watch this clip I watch it three times. It's magnificent in so many ways.
YOO! They got the mans from Blue Bloods up in there??? the budget is crazy
Don't disrespect Magnum PI like that.
I laughed too hard at this.
I've got SO much respect for Blac Chyna loool, she didn't stand a chance 😭😭😂😂
Where can i find this trash??? I'm tuning in asap lol.
RUclips @zeustv
Bearded Wavy on Zeus...but RUclips has it too...I’m ashamed to admit this but TOKYO TONI’S DATING SHOW IS 🔥😂🤣😂
Fr tho
This is the funniest, couldn't even get through the promo without yelling lmao
Yoo that blac China mom promo had me in tears. I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂😂😭
i come back to this video so often this shit is one of their funniest
Same!! Truly a classic
Tokyo Toni dating show... I'm deadass here for this!! Can you say Trainwreck?
Lmao..that's the most sad dating show I've ever seen. Makes all the others seem classy.
when you're on parole a job is a job
Im cryinnnnnggg 😂😂😂😂 the first 30 seconds fam...😂😂😂💀
I'm never gonna watch this show, but I will def watch Desus and Mero react to it- it's even funnier without the context 😂
That dudes forehead looks like the Joker stairs.
You called stairs that been in the Bronx for years...the Joker stairs?
Lmao you outta line...
The dude's forehead look like the ripples on a beach
@D K no we're strong enough with the Brand to know calling it that is for trash out of towners
smokey. mcwallace Why so stair-ious?
D K smdftb foh Been watching this shyt since juice box was around poosay boi. It was another reference damn.
Ramen out of the package....I'm dead 🤣
They really greenlighting anything and everything these days 😭
Seriously 🤣😂😅
still sad they broke up
One of the funniest video reviews I’ve watched by y’all thus far 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Laughing so hard I can’t breath. 🤣🤣🤣
This is an instant classic 😂😂😂
At 2:19 you can see them self censor a nipsey hussle joke.
yo i thought i was the only one who caught that shit
First 3 seconds of the promo sets the tone for the entire series!
This should be trending Number 1 Everywhere!!!
Why does dude with the multi-layered forehead look like Slappy from Goosebumps?!
I’m so happy you guys did this you really should do the whole blac Chyna show
4:14 shit had desus crying lmao
Y’all ain’t catch the “I bet you can’t do this on concrete” 😂😂
I don't know if I was *supposed* to laugh so hard at this that I scared the dog, but I laughed so hard at this that I scared the dog!
"And he tellin me no dancing."
I legit come back to this video for laughs all the time
2:19 mero definitely wanted to say that looked like Nipsey Hussle. Man had 2 think about it lmao
I'm crying through this whole shit 😂🤣😂... the brand is unstoppable!