Blac Chyna’s Mom Tokyo Toni Needs a Man ASAP | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 26 июл 2024
  • Blac Chyna's mom Tokyo Toni is in search of a boyfriend on her new reality dating show.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 551

  • @oreeleeyudonsae6363
    @oreeleeyudonsae6363 4 года назад +1174

    A glaring example of why older doesn't necessarily mean wiser...

    • @jazzingirl
      @jazzingirl 4 года назад +7

      AMEN

    • @TotalTennisGeek
      @TotalTennisGeek 4 года назад +7

      Amen. Just A-MEN.

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 4 года назад +3

      @Evette Robinson Trash TV is pretty nonpartisan though.

    • @saintzayan8205
      @saintzayan8205 4 года назад +6

      Usually the older people are supposed to be the wiser individuals but the bitch in the video is just a few of those bad apples that are just no good and lack proper home training when she was young

    • @Abstract444
      @Abstract444 4 года назад +4

      Amen

  • @tomkvideo
    @tomkvideo 4 года назад +679

    “Low key I might be on this shit next season.”

    • @nhlanhlamala2381
      @nhlanhlamala2381 4 года назад +32

      "Jamaican nigga!"

    • @saintzayan8205
      @saintzayan8205 4 года назад +1

      Because you have low standards🙄

    • @bubbastevegarcia2459
      @bubbastevegarcia2459 4 года назад +2

      Saint Zayan you’re a fucking idiot

    • @Marz2727
      @Marz2727 4 года назад +2

      @@saintzayan8205 This comment is a Desus quote in the clip...

    • @saintzayan8205
      @saintzayan8205 4 года назад +3

      @@Marz2727 ah my bad. I noticed it was in quotations. I read too fast

  • @iman4137
    @iman4137 4 года назад +487

    highkey...I would pay large sums of money to see them react to each episode

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 4 года назад +9

      SAMEEE

    • @QuiaNeHia
      @QuiaNeHia 2 года назад +4

      they need to bring back people's couch and have them on it.

    • @dma69nyc
      @dma69nyc 2 года назад +1

      @@QuiaNeHia YES!!! I miss The People's Couch 🛋

  • @piratethugs984
    @piratethugs984 4 года назад +641

    I can’t believe after all these years that BLAC CHYNA was the normal one in the family😂😂

    • @diva1675
      @diva1675 4 года назад +6

      That’s sad

    • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
      @WeaponOfMyDestructio 4 года назад +11

      I guess when you think about somebody had to spell China like that

    • @Merrybandoruffians
      @Merrybandoruffians 4 года назад +4

      Explains a lot

    • @CooknBimbo
      @CooknBimbo 3 года назад +16

      I watched the Tokyo Toni show and yeah.... this is the truest statement lol. Totally worth watching for the three times Blac Chyna shows up because you can tell even she thinks her mom is being too messy with this.

    • @geechavvy06
      @geechavvy06 2 года назад +1

      And smart apparently 😂

  • @queerlybelovdd
    @queerlybelovdd 4 года назад +341

    all the uncles showed up i'm💀😂😂

    • @rainrainlsn
      @rainrainlsn 4 года назад +26

      'All Type uh Uncles', tonight on showtime.

  • @tiabia8839
    @tiabia8839 4 года назад +793

    “I give you unlimited data” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @KingN8Boogie
    @KingN8Boogie 3 года назад +169

    Man, I came back to this video a year later and I swear I can’t get through the first 30 seconds without crying 😭. Their reactions are priceless when she starts talking

  • @Shrimpslider
    @Shrimpslider 4 года назад +607

    “Mami look, I do like this to you” 😂

    • @ibedatnexgangsta420
      @ibedatnexgangsta420 4 года назад +64

      his Dominican accents be the funniest shit

    • @STAKBUNDLES
      @STAKBUNDLES 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @DuncanUdaho67
      @DuncanUdaho67 4 года назад +35

      Mero can say anything in that accent and it’ll have me rolling lmao.

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 4 года назад +21

      “I give you unlimited data!”

    • @tinabaygboe6879
      @tinabaygboe6879 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thegumbonetwork1421
    @thegumbonetwork1421 Год назад +33

    Back after the breakup. Miss these guys. Im laughing like old times lol

  • @Benm701
    @Benm701 4 года назад +280

    "She's like the worst Vice Principal."

    • @JaePhalcon
      @JaePhalcon 4 года назад +6

      I had a vice principal nearly like this too! I was like shiiiiit, Ms. Miles

  • @mikem9704
    @mikem9704 4 года назад +943

    Imagine Blac Chyna isn't the trashiest person in her immediate family.

    • @Sooopa_Doopa
      @Sooopa_Doopa 4 года назад +57

      If you only knew. Well before the Kardashians, Blac Chyna and her moms was hood infamous in the DC "ureah". And when I say hood infamous I mean even if you had light pockets you were good. Her moms would do you for a rock.
      It is what it is

    • @patsysadowski1546
      @patsysadowski1546 4 года назад +71

      In fairness Chyna didn’t have much of a chance did she?

    • @geocyo8835
      @geocyo8835 4 года назад

      @@Sooopa_Doopa aren't they from east of the river d.c.? or eastover or something?

    • @kongming66
      @kongming66 4 года назад +1

      @@Sooopa_Doopa ...how these bitches get 'famous' famous? smh

    • @rachelc586
      @rachelc586 4 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @vybezD
    @vybezD 4 года назад +430

    Desus and Mero need to do reaction videos for episode that show.

    • @geocyo8835
      @geocyo8835 4 года назад +21

      ON GOD

    • @silviadiaz1248
      @silviadiaz1248 4 года назад +8

      Yeeeeeeeesssss!!!! That would be hil.a.ri.ous!!!

  • @devzeppilin
    @devzeppilin 4 года назад +67

    I was yelling "yoooo chill" through the whole damn video. 💀

  • @hattorihanzo9000
    @hattorihanzo9000 4 года назад +144

    HE SAID SWIZZ BEATZ LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @taylorsimon1927
    @taylorsimon1927 Год назад +28

    I miss these guys 😢

  • @ahtzirysortega
    @ahtzirysortega 4 года назад +579

    I can’t wait until Mero finds out that Tokyo Toni was born in the Dominican Republic

    • @staceyshere
      @staceyshere 4 года назад +65

      Wait what?!

    • @AvarusSpurius
      @AvarusSpurius 4 года назад +82

      FROM SANTO DOMINGO TOO HOLY SHIT

    • @lohe592
      @lohe592 4 года назад +17

      Dammmmm

    • @Timbstep
      @Timbstep 4 года назад +73

      Lmaoo. He's definitely not claiming that 😂😂😂

    • @shinebabyshine.
      @shinebabyshine. 4 года назад +38

      Lmao she’s Dominican I can’t

  • @NyseFBaby
    @NyseFBaby 4 года назад +74

    “I bet you can’t do this on concrete!” Desus and Mero miss nothing!! 😭😂🤣

  • @LindaMitchell
    @LindaMitchell 4 года назад +46

    "Pull that foreskin back!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richbrass12
    @richbrass12 4 года назад +47

    I was choking gasping for air laughing at this s***. Wow! That first 3 seconds of that trailer had me rolling laughing

    • @richbrass12
      @richbrass12 4 года назад +3

      @Maria Gonzalez lol that's her love language

  • @tokyotank123
    @tokyotank123 3 года назад +76

    I legit watch this once a week. The clip is gold, their reactions are priceless, and the audience is loving it. This shit kills 😂

  • @bascorod
    @bascorod 4 года назад +84

    The first 15 seconds 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JayLWO
    @JayLWO 4 года назад +340

    I started out feeling bad and embarrassed to watch this and then you guys up and had me dying with laughter. Thanks. I might have to watch this show myself.

    • @Ayurveduh
      @Ayurveduh 4 года назад +3

      I hope so. I'm not even half way through and I'm bugging

    • @TheVerse101
      @TheVerse101 4 года назад +2

      Just don’t take it serious bc this is hilarious TV

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 4 года назад +2

      Niggas you ain't paying for no showtime.

    • @nirvana454
      @nirvana454 4 года назад +3

      I'd watch them watch the show...

  • @kerrajohnson3203
    @kerrajohnson3203 4 года назад +71

    Laughed from beginning to end. Nonstop. 😂😂

  • @nikibee3013
    @nikibee3013 4 года назад +57

    “I bet you can’t do this, on concrete.”

  • @DavidLaMorte
    @DavidLaMorte 4 года назад +139

    Her daughter is the voice of reason on this show 😂😂😂

    • @lmsytranscript
      @lmsytranscript 4 года назад +13

      Because she was raised by her grandmother!

  • @peanutjelly727
    @peanutjelly727 4 года назад +79

    I didn't realize how dry reality tv really was when Flavor of Love went off the air. Ratchet reality tv is finally making a comeback!

    • @scoopball4203
      @scoopball4203 4 года назад +1

      Yes and Zeus network got most of it. Lmao This and Joseline’s show are hilarious

  • @Jen-ok6os
    @Jen-ok6os 4 года назад +58

    'Sexy Squidward' had me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @chriss1875
    @chriss1875 4 года назад +59

    This is the 1st one on Showtime that felt like Viceland Desus and Mero...

  • @brotherdandy
    @brotherdandy 4 года назад +253

    This is possibly the best dating show ever.

    • @odysseymack9122
      @odysseymack9122 4 года назад +7

      Flavor of Love and I love New York hands down are the best dating/comedy shows of all time.

  • @laurastrong4337
    @laurastrong4337 4 года назад +59

    VH1 called, wants their 2008 Reality TV shows back 😂😂😂

  • @rachelc586
    @rachelc586 4 года назад +30

    Swiss beats 😂😂😂 I fell of my couch 🛋

  • @cocoapeach
    @cocoapeach 4 года назад +32

    I got a headache from laughing so hard at this.

  • @reydelacosa
    @reydelacosa 2 года назад +19

    This still makes me cry laugh🤣🤣🤣

  • @Squidbaby
    @Squidbaby 4 года назад +64

    How does mans forehead got waves 😂

  • @TheLion377
    @TheLion377 4 года назад +28

    Tokyo adrift😂 u guys are killing me

  • @kirstenflorence59
    @kirstenflorence59 4 года назад +394

    How strong is the brand? The video gets a like before I even start it.

  • @stardustmeatbag
    @stardustmeatbag Год назад +4

    I cry laughing at Mero's "what channel is this?!"

  • @lawofgravity1979
    @lawofgravity1979 4 года назад +29

    “What is Swizz Beatz doin here?” -Mero 2019

  • @marcosnunez5873
    @marcosnunez5873 4 года назад +42

    2:32, That white guy looks like Ron Jeremey 😂😂😂

  • @sammay1
    @sammay1 4 года назад +276

    I was sitting here thinking nothing could ever beat the washed dudes from "I love NY"
    But, here I sit wrong again as always

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 4 года назад +10

      sammay1 they were so washed 🤣🤣

    • @lmsytranscript
      @lmsytranscript 4 года назад +3

      Or Flavor of Love

    • @swimmer7189
      @swimmer7189 4 года назад +12

      Put some respect on Mr. Boston 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ayeebarkley
      @Ayeebarkley 4 года назад +5

      Hey I love NY gave us chance 😂😂😂 and that dude was hilarious

    • @aaronjohnson8490
      @aaronjohnson8490 4 года назад +6

      Will it be Tango or Chance??

  • @SylenaAnelyesTopaz55
    @SylenaAnelyesTopaz55 4 года назад +21

    'I bet you can't do this, on concrete' 😭😭💀💀💀

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 4 года назад +40

    "Ahhh, look at Sexy Squidward" 😂🤣

  • @7solseven
    @7solseven 4 года назад +39

    Tokyo Toni sounds like my kind of broad !! I obviously have no business dating 😍😆😂

  • @DarthFurie
    @DarthFurie 4 года назад +14

    It's been a month and this is still the best TV show promo trailer I've ever seen. I mean my god lmao

  • @straightblacksah5272
    @straightblacksah5272 4 года назад +39

    I'm SO surprised that fork didn't melt when she licked it.

  • @kalvin9479
    @kalvin9479 4 года назад +111

    So they got clearance for this one huh 😂

    • @kayceecee-
      @kayceecee- 4 года назад +20

      Kalvinツ right? When this shit aired on the show I said: NO WAYYYY they get clearance for RUclips 🤣

  • @EddieDropkick
    @EddieDropkick 4 года назад +37

    They even got Jack the snake Roberts on this.

    • @davidstrange6759
      @davidstrange6759 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean he needed somewhere to go after DDP kicked him out, so...

  • @eugeniageneva
    @eugeniageneva 4 года назад +69

    Is this the Drake’s dad look a like contest?

  • @shanafehr
    @shanafehr 2 года назад +14

    I keep coming back to these videos, to laugh my ass off... This one in particular kills me every time. Hilarious!!

  • @b1gbuck
    @b1gbuck 4 года назад +6

    the way Desus' eyes were so red and teary after cutting to his face again hahahaha

  • @crulio
    @crulio 4 года назад +31

    If I had a time machine, the first thing i'd do is go back to my senior year in high school, and make my yearbook quote. "Would you tell your mom that you have a girlfriend called Tokyo Toni that twerks , likes to smoke blunts and fvck all day"

  • @kayceecee-
    @kayceecee- 4 года назад +12

    This was THE BEST SEGMENT on their show 🤣🤣!! I remember watching this LIVE and I ran tf’ OUT 😫💀!!
    “The medication Lyrica?” 💀💀😫🤣
    “All kinds of niggas..” 💀💀😫🤣💀
    “What is Swizz Beats doin’ here?” 😫😫🤣
    “You know i been locked up forever..” 💀💀🤣😫
    Bruhhhh... BEST SEGMENT EVER!!

  • @CharmagneChaCha
    @CharmagneChaCha 4 года назад +157

    I started watchin this shit after this aired... i regret it but im also not finna stop watchin it 😭😭😭😭 someone help

    • @jzsson2283
      @jzsson2283 4 года назад +2

      what channel?? lmfao

    • @padrescott2047
      @padrescott2047 4 года назад +21

      It's too late. You're in the sunken place

    • @YungRasputin
      @YungRasputin 4 года назад

      chacha rane yo where does it air?

    • @nigeriannerdygirl
      @nigeriannerdygirl 4 года назад

      Omgggggggg me tooo 😂

    • @CharmagneChaCha
      @CharmagneChaCha 4 года назад +8

      @@jzsson2283 its on an app called Zeus. Its $4 a month lol

  • @justanotherdude4168
    @justanotherdude4168 4 года назад +35

    We need a damn series on this show alone lmao

  • @thenyhernandez499
    @thenyhernandez499 Год назад +8

    Please bring desis and Mero backkkkk

  • @evangeline6
    @evangeline6 4 года назад +30

    Tokyo should be a guest on the show

  • @mraverybrown4621
    @mraverybrown4621 4 года назад +18

    "I give you unlimited data!" Haaaa! Lol! - 😂

  • @mraverybrown4621
    @mraverybrown4621 4 года назад +16

    The first minute alone, has me crying-laughing! Desus & Mero are hilarious... "Where's the clean version?!" Lmao! -- 😂😂

  • @grant242
    @grant242 4 года назад +11

    3:39 yo so you telling me that ain’t Jeezy 😂😂

  • @supacyanide4442
    @supacyanide4442 3 года назад +15

    One year anniversary of this great video. Prob my fav segment from the showtime show.

  • @dougsimpson3292
    @dougsimpson3292 4 года назад +135

    I can only imagine this happening:
    Tokyo Toni - "N***a 3 and N***a 7, I only have one woodtipped black & mild left to give away. Who ever I give this shit to stays in the competition for the chance to blow my back out. The other goes back to the halfway house."

  • @Charles_N
    @Charles_N 4 года назад +6

    4:08 how she say that with a straight face!? LMFAO!

  • @DorisClay
    @DorisClay 4 года назад +23

    I'd watch with their commentary.

  • @100pcntreal
    @100pcntreal 4 года назад +5

    Unlimited data killed me 💀💀💀

  • @EazyMoneyBrodie74
    @EazyMoneyBrodie74 4 года назад +33

    Is that Sammy Sosa @ 2:57?

    • @FFmaxxx
      @FFmaxxx 4 года назад +7

      Nah he aignt white as a ghost

  • @GorgonDrageil
    @GorgonDrageil 4 года назад +10

    I CANT BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @MsAlequin
    @MsAlequin 2 года назад +8

    This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrickmartin3180
    @patrickmartin3180 4 года назад +20

    The brand is Soo strong!! I laughed so hard

  • @kadrope
    @kadrope 4 года назад +6

    every single one of desus' facial expressions in this video was priceless

  • @jeredsteadman4160
    @jeredsteadman4160 4 года назад +10

    You is that one cat Norm Macdonald with a mustache

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 4 года назад +13

    Everytime I try to watch this clip I watch it three times. It's magnificent in so many ways.

  • @eatyourveggies_
    @eatyourveggies_ 4 года назад +20

    YOO! They got the mans from Blue Bloods up in there??? the budget is crazy

    • @nathanielbaxter533
      @nathanielbaxter533 4 года назад +4

      Don't disrespect Magnum PI like that.

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 4 года назад +2

      I laughed too hard at this.

  • @Adwoa1
    @Adwoa1 4 года назад +10

    I've got SO much respect for Blac Chyna loool, she didn't stand a chance 😭😭😂😂

  • @Drip4Less_
    @Drip4Less_ 4 года назад +183

    Where can i find this trash??? I'm tuning in asap lol.

    • @ten4k964
      @ten4k964 4 года назад +7

      RUclips @zeustv

    • @lovechildtre4961
      @lovechildtre4961 4 года назад +16

      Bearded Wavy on Zeus...but RUclips has it too...I’m ashamed to admit this but TOKYO TONI’S DATING SHOW IS 🔥😂🤣😂

    • @TaysTings
      @TaysTings 4 года назад +1

      Fr tho

  • @mscstarz7151
    @mscstarz7151 4 года назад +5

    This is the funniest, couldn't even get through the promo without yelling lmao

  • @MrAgodine
    @MrAgodine 4 года назад +4

    Yoo that blac China mom promo had me in tears. I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂😂😭

  • @allymarch7132
    @allymarch7132 Год назад +3

    i come back to this video so often this shit is one of their funniest

  • @t5dagreat
    @t5dagreat 4 года назад +6

    Tokyo Toni dating show... I'm deadass here for this!! Can you say Trainwreck?

  • @mookglenn7438
    @mookglenn7438 4 года назад +40

    Lmao..that's the most sad dating show I've ever seen. Makes all the others seem classy.

    • @AG-sd1tb
      @AG-sd1tb 4 года назад +7

      when you're on parole a job is a job

  • @yungsammysosa6201
    @yungsammysosa6201 4 года назад +3

    Im cryinnnnnggg 😂😂😂😂 the first 30 seconds fam...😂😂😂💀

  • @anthonysclafani3963
    @anthonysclafani3963 4 года назад +16

    I'm never gonna watch this show, but I will def watch Desus and Mero react to it- it's even funnier without the context 😂

  • @incrediblehonky1
    @incrediblehonky1 4 года назад +189

    That dudes forehead looks like the Joker stairs.

    • @dancemusikk
      @dancemusikk 4 года назад +15

      You called stairs that been in the Bronx for years...the Joker stairs?
      Lmao you outta line...

    • @cmwky92
      @cmwky92 4 года назад +5

      The dude's forehead look like the ripples on a beach

    • @dancemusikk
      @dancemusikk 4 года назад

      @D K no we're strong enough with the Brand to know calling it that is for trash out of towners

    • @incrediblehonky1
      @incrediblehonky1 4 года назад +2

      smokey. mcwallace Why so stair-ious?

    • @incrediblehonky1
      @incrediblehonky1 4 года назад +2

      D K smdftb foh Been watching this shyt since juice box was around poosay boi. It was another reference damn.

  • @nirvana454
    @nirvana454 4 года назад +4

    Ramen out of the package....I'm dead 🤣

  • @jay_wats_
    @jay_wats_ 4 года назад +19

    They really greenlighting anything and everything these days 😭

    • @AfroAngola
      @AfroAngola 4 года назад +1

      Seriously 🤣😂😅

  • @danamorey2422
    @danamorey2422 Год назад +4

    still sad they broke up

  • @symonejianni
    @symonejianni 4 года назад +9

    One of the funniest video reviews I’ve watched by y’all thus far 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @randyjax09
    @randyjax09 4 года назад +7

    Laughing so hard I can’t breath. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beardgangman
    @beardgangman 4 года назад +15

    This is an instant classic 😂😂😂

  • @cncn1995
    @cncn1995 4 года назад +7

    At 2:19 you can see them self censor a nipsey hussle joke.

    • @sweetleaf634
      @sweetleaf634 4 года назад +4

      yo i thought i was the only one who caught that shit

  • @Mr2000
    @Mr2000 4 года назад +3

    First 3 seconds of the promo sets the tone for the entire series!

  • @l-dogthegreat4746
    @l-dogthegreat4746 4 года назад +11

    This should be trending Number 1 Everywhere!!!

  • @kristophergracia3162
    @kristophergracia3162 3 года назад +3

    Why does dude with the multi-layered forehead look like Slappy from Goosebumps?!

  • @Morganbmoney
    @Morganbmoney 4 года назад +2

    I’m so happy you guys did this you really should do the whole blac Chyna show

  • @Yukke5569
    @Yukke5569 4 года назад +2

    4:14 shit had desus crying lmao

  • @makaveli2318
    @makaveli2318 2 года назад +2

    Y’all ain’t catch the “I bet you can’t do this on concrete” 😂😂

  • @SupermanHopkins
    @SupermanHopkins 4 года назад +7

    I don't know if I was *supposed* to laugh so hard at this that I scared the dog, but I laughed so hard at this that I scared the dog!

  • @Benm701
    @Benm701 4 года назад +6

    "And he tellin me no dancing."

  • @nectarshrub
    @nectarshrub 2 года назад +3

    I legit come back to this video for laughs all the time

  • @yourewack7043
    @yourewack7043 4 года назад +8

    2:19 mero definitely wanted to say that looked like Nipsey Hussle. Man had 2 think about it lmao

  • @peteroc4
    @peteroc4 4 года назад +12

    I'm crying through this whole shit 😂🤣😂... the brand is unstoppable!