Michael B. Jordan & Lori Harvey Split, & A FedEx Crash Mouthful | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • The guys discuss Michael B. Jordan's split from Lori Harvey (and Steve Harvey's Twitter reaction), an oral-induced Floridian FedEx crash, bees are now fish, and the CBP's small score, tonight on the DESUS & MERO Warmup.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

Комментарии • 252

  • @jazzyw540
    @jazzyw540 2 года назад +148

    i love how these two always manage to slide in commentary about italians 😂😂 the brand is strong and consistent

  • @commaJim
    @commaJim 2 года назад +266

    just got home from the bar, and this is perfect to watch while still on that peak drunk phase

    • @SuperJohnnybravo23
      @SuperJohnnybravo23 2 года назад +29

      You at peak drunk at 9pm. Respect 🫡

    • @Nothsa
      @Nothsa 2 года назад +14

      You type good for a person that’s drunk ngl.

    • @SplashyLaflare
      @SplashyLaflare 2 года назад +2

      Was meant to be 🙌🏾

    • @free23sum
      @free23sum 2 года назад +1

      Me TOOO! Albeit a little later

    • @mohamedyusuf6479
      @mohamedyusuf6479 2 года назад +8

      @@Nothsa everyone stopped getting blackout drunk after college bro

  • @sembatimothynkalamo8986
    @sembatimothynkalamo8986 2 года назад +147

    "Damn, that ball bounces like her cheeks used to" 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @wildlavenderelle
    @wildlavenderelle 2 года назад +65

    He called the wrong friend. You aren't supposed to broadcast your homie's sadness. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @davidhurtado2725
    @davidhurtado2725 2 года назад +27

    Mero's take on old relationship photos is gold.

  • @moreolivia
    @moreolivia 2 года назад +23

    At the risk of sounding redundant, for your international fans’ sake, please bring back the art! We don’t all have access to Showtime overseas and this RUclips channel is the only way we can hear your hilarious opinions on the world. The podcast allowed us to listen to you every week and we miss it. My guts hurt🥺.

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 года назад +2

      As much as it hurts to admit, the podcast is dead, my good sis. Mero confirmed on IG Live and Twitch 😓

    • @moreolivia
      @moreolivia 2 года назад

      @@IjeomaThePlantMama oh no😭😭😭 so it’s going to be You Tube clips forever??😭😭😭 I can’t even download Showtime or even HBO here in Japan😭

  • @lawnside82
    @lawnside82 2 года назад +127

    i sure do miss the desus and mero podcast.... the bodega boys...the art.RIP

    • @CryptoFeez
      @CryptoFeez 2 года назад +11

      I miss there vice show !!! They just watched worldstar and roasted that

    • @zacharyingerman8321
      @zacharyingerman8321 2 года назад +2

      Is there really no more podcast ?

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 2 года назад +11

      @@zacharyingerman8321 they just abandoned it. And never addressed it.

    • @subversive2472
      @subversive2472 2 года назад

      Who’s the broad asking the questions and laughing over the crowd super annoying

    • @hankleepixain4283
      @hankleepixain4283 2 года назад

      @@subversive2472 nigga, u just got here ?

  • @mooshe4017
    @mooshe4017 2 года назад +23

    If you don't yell "best pee ever" at a rave at least once, you're not high enough.

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 года назад +39

    Mike B had more chemistry with Lupita! Yeah, I said it! Let's get messy 😝

    • @About_a_Bag
      @About_a_Bag 2 года назад +1

      But No, he didn't 😂

    • @jeanettesdaughter
      @jeanettesdaughter 2 года назад

      He wants a white girl yo. Please let him have one. Any Kardashians available⁉️. Oh wait. Not really white white. Let’s get him a date with’ fill in the blank.’ It’s fine. Be yourself Bruh.

  • @ISE.ENT2010
    @ISE.ENT2010 2 года назад +6

    The ‘I’ll Keep Holdin’ On’ adlib by Mero took me out 😂

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 года назад +4

    Dude... Shout out Mero for the wild E advise! "Gotta take enough"...So good. "Caught this guy going to a Phish concert" was on point too. Brand is Strong! Cheers

  • @shmegma4371
    @shmegma4371 2 года назад +19

    U want dry shrooms cuz they weigh less and have a smaller chance of making u sick the next morning. Also, I think dry r easier to eat.

  • @MrsLegalDiva
    @MrsLegalDiva 2 года назад +3

    Lol…”all 4 of them, marriages or books? “ 😂😂😂

  • @peterirungu4083
    @peterirungu4083 2 года назад +6

    2:03 I love Mero 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thabangpule6642
    @thabangpule6642 2 года назад +5

    Love this show. Greetings from South Africa.

  • @woodley91406
    @woodley91406 2 года назад +8

    Was Mero singing Holding Back The Years by Simply Red? Respect!

  • @montague2362
    @montague2362 2 года назад +6

    When you at baggage claim and it’s taking more than 5 minutes for your suitcase to come out. Lmao FACTS

  • @brendasdumpsterbaby867
    @brendasdumpsterbaby867 2 года назад +8

    BRING BACK THE ARTTTT

  • @NatoJacobs
    @NatoJacobs 2 года назад +2

    "we caught a guy going to a phish concert" lmaoooo

  • @taylorg8509
    @taylorg8509 2 года назад +5

    Mero almost fell lol i woulda died laughing

  • @youngandincharge
    @youngandincharge 2 года назад +6

    Omg this is hilarious.

  • @Weekendwavves
    @Weekendwavves 2 года назад +25

    Lori is the girl version of Future 🐐

  • @maddenbeer2111
    @maddenbeer2111 2 года назад +3

    I'm 100% Italian and it's one of my favorite imitation besides the ghetto chic an dope head Michael lol always keeping it a thousand

  • @adriandones6962
    @adriandones6962 2 года назад +8

    She belongs to the STREETS!!!

  • @ellobo4290
    @ellobo4290 2 года назад +4

    did
    did
    desus just quote the guy from the maze runner?

  • @3666atv
    @3666atv 2 года назад +2

    The Western Bumblebee be Crip Buzzing around

  • @dereckallen1856
    @dereckallen1856 2 года назад +3

    id rhyme mero with green arrow and his eye is on the sparrow like im drunk like jack sparrow with will ferrell

  • @seemslegit2412
    @seemslegit2412 2 года назад +4

    I just noticed the $10 ATM fee. Got me fucked all the way up 😭

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 года назад +12

    Steve is lying his ass off on his tweet, he's probably crying for his daughter. 🤣🤣

    • @sinamen516
      @sinamen516 2 года назад +4

      Nahh based on how he was clowning Mike on the radio, he's happy

    • @MsmissesOfficial
      @MsmissesOfficial 2 года назад

      @@sinamen516what did he say?

    • @purplepuffs2095
      @purplepuffs2095 2 года назад

      Crying for what? Her not staying in a relationship she no lomger wants?

  • @T.H.E.O.R.Y.
    @T.H.E.O.R.Y. 2 года назад +2

    Hatless Desus? WTF? We doing new things this season huh 🤣

  • @BloopinDaThird
    @BloopinDaThird 2 года назад

    Desus like “Jesus” & Meru like “Marrow - Bone Marrow” 😅🤣

  • @finessedmyself
    @finessedmyself 2 года назад

    my guts hurt so bad I need the art that uncut that raw that pericooooo

  • @ninjawatcher6955
    @ninjawatcher6955 2 года назад +2

    Mero! Tu está comiendo bien mano! 👍🏽✊🏾

  • @obuswolf
    @obuswolf 2 года назад

    "Top in the minivan goes up and down, up and down, up and down. The top in the minivan goes... AHHHHHH!"

  • @kriettamarley3175
    @kriettamarley3175 2 года назад

    Mero's "you never do!" is so cute

  • @design1of470
    @design1of470 2 года назад

    LOL "Yo, Deysus - I fuck with the show."

  • @maddenbeer2111
    @maddenbeer2111 2 года назад +1

    Literally laugh out loud when I watch... been down 4 a minute a a half

  • @kongming66
    @kongming66 2 года назад +1

    Yo Mero SMACKED 😂

  • @OrgnlProductions
    @OrgnlProductions 2 года назад +6

    Lori is the female Future

    • @MyKeeP81
      @MyKeeP81 2 года назад

      They dated so it makes sense

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 2 года назад +3

    Nooooo not trans-Bees🤣 Imitation crab getting ready like we up next!

  • @bigchill5835
    @bigchill5835 2 года назад +1

    How tf did these guys get a show

  • @industryliaison
    @industryliaison 2 года назад

    Extra funny wrap up

  • @Divine10Barca
    @Divine10Barca 2 года назад

    Shoutout to desus for the huf sweater

  • @zaynaelaine
    @zaynaelaine 2 года назад +1

    Dylan O'Brien said WHAT?! 🤣🤣

    • @victoriamukasa8853
      @victoriamukasa8853 2 года назад

      Also I didn't understand correctly

    • @KHWendy28
      @KHWendy28 Год назад

      On his Twitter last summer he said he was in his slut era it was funny.

  • @tmlocalone
    @tmlocalone 2 года назад +1

    Bronx STRONG

  • @terigiese1322
    @terigiese1322 2 года назад +2

    Yikes!!Multi sensory?!!😅

  • @About_a_Bag
    @About_a_Bag 2 года назад +20

    "N95 just chafing you while your gettin top" is fkn crazy 💀 Mero was getting his shit off 😂😭😭

  • @bigdeboatl23
    @bigdeboatl23 2 года назад

    To the whole streets hahahaha

  • @darylshackelford3673
    @darylshackelford3673 2 года назад

    Nice recovery Mero

  • @kingvan143
    @kingvan143 2 года назад +2

    Yall keep forgetting Michael B Jordan is an actor smh. I'm sure he can fake sadness

  • @ZuDega
    @ZuDega 2 года назад +2

    YEEERRR!

  • @themusicaljunkie37
    @themusicaljunkie37 2 года назад +1

    Idk why they keep putting the * to remind us this is not part of the actual show. It's common knowledge to us, casual viewers and it's also called "warm up" therefore another indication that's It's not in the showtime broadcast.

  • @mmb628jr2
    @mmb628jr2 2 года назад

    Lmao😂 I ageee with Desus half bitten is way worst.

  • @kbscott923
    @kbscott923 2 года назад +2

    Damn he starting to look like Steve

  • @trace7870
    @trace7870 2 года назад +25

    So Michael B Jordan goes out with a friend to enjoy a playoff game & he's the one hurt while Lori Harvey sending thirst traps fresh out of a relationship isn't?

    • @kerrajohnson3203
      @kerrajohnson3203 2 года назад +1

      Well the story is that he wanted something that she didn't. So yeah. He hurt. 🤕

    • @trace7870
      @trace7870 2 года назад +1

      @@kerrajohnson3203 the whole world knows Lori belongs to the streets. Sadly she'll seduce her way into another celebrity relationship. Loose as hell

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 2 года назад

      @@trace7870 you sound dumb. He's 10 years older than her and she's in the prime of her life. Why should she have to settle down and get married if she doesn't want to? People break up. That's life.

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 2 года назад +2

    Julia try Mero like tarot (cards). Kinda works. Cheers

  • @jimflipz4774
    @jimflipz4774 2 года назад +1

    Without bees we’ll all be dead in 5 years

  • @sneakybloke
    @sneakybloke 2 года назад +6

    No podcast episode since November. Whats the deal? Bring Bodega Boys back!

    • @Divine10Barca
      @Divine10Barca 2 года назад +1

      Listen to the old ones again let them cook!!

  • @moirahalloran2703
    @moirahalloran2703 2 года назад

    I just make the sign of the cross and say Desus ( head) Merro (heart) And the holy Gondleman (shoulder to shoulder cause he's sweet and embracing like a pashmina).

  • @yohannes.painsaba2867
    @yohannes.painsaba2867 2 года назад

    Deeze Nuts and Merovingian Nuts

  • @turkhawkins4619
    @turkhawkins4619 2 года назад +1

    Salute Micheal.b he knows he got shit to do now let's get back to the bag finish out the summer..old chic old news true player shit

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 года назад

    She looks like jiminy Cricket. 🤣🤣

  • @skylimitkt
    @skylimitkt 2 года назад +1

    Now he have to watch her getting together with another ninja, cause everyone will post it smh

  • @remywhite4377
    @remywhite4377 2 года назад

    You can't do shit with them shrooms.😂

  • @deeransom
    @deeransom 2 года назад

    Damn that wasn’t even a $100 bust 😂😂😭 They just wasting time and money

  • @joseledesma3703
    @joseledesma3703 2 года назад +1

    AHH AHH AHH

  • @EazyMoneyBrodie74
    @EazyMoneyBrodie74 2 года назад

    Early Gang!!! YERRRRRRR

  • @mmb628jr2
    @mmb628jr2 2 года назад

    No way.. no pills.

  • @anthonyhenriquez1354
    @anthonyhenriquez1354 2 года назад +3

    Yerrr

  • @bryanwilliams2464
    @bryanwilliams2464 2 года назад

    Yeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrsssdaaaaaaay!!!!

  • @thakiddx
    @thakiddx 2 года назад

    Dafuq this air on here b4 showtime on prime app?

  • @phishtix452
    @phishtix452 2 года назад

    RIP Trouble

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 года назад +9

    Michael B didn't want to be alone that night, so he invited the friend that most looked like Steve's daughter.

  • @ianpyle6670
    @ianpyle6670 2 года назад

    Now it makes since when they say you're not going to crash right? Idk shorty that depends on you lmao

  • @Skysdalimit247
    @Skysdalimit247 2 года назад +1

    This is exactly why I never bring any type of edible through any border. Because being black while traveling I know I'll get stopped. And I do and have. Where is my friend who's Asian and carries a crap load of edibles on him, vapes and all kinds of other things skates right through immigration through every country without fail and never gets caught. It's infuriating. Because he does it all the time. And never gets stopped.

  • @ImYourHostVick3
    @ImYourHostVick3 2 года назад +4

    Dear Showtime,
    Can y'all give Desus and Mero a budget for a barber they look like they shave one another.

  • @ptolemeeselenion1542
    @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад +1

    Rejoice yourselves in fulfilling your lives, black men and eventually, you'll met some woman who is not going to exploit you nor to dump you "for fun" . Act smart and let these weird fun girls be... for as these broads doomed themselves for a life of bitterness and delusions much like the Lizzos, Vivica Foxes, Amber Heards and Jadas of this world.

  • @wakandaflockaflame932
    @wakandaflockaflame932 2 года назад

    🎨🎨🎨

  • @tmcbride9435
    @tmcbride9435 2 года назад

    Is he lying about the streets? It seems like she’s been given that characterization.

  • @joannhorton4813
    @joannhorton4813 2 года назад

    If your daughter came to you for counseling and advise what you have told her to do?

  • @andrewmarshall360
    @andrewmarshall360 2 года назад

    Obviously de & me got a lot of time to talk garbage’ since the net’s and knicks got booted .

  • @jsouthside2780
    @jsouthside2780 2 года назад

    She is lmao

  • @joshuawilliams4385
    @joshuawilliams4385 2 года назад

    Nah ninja! Nah dont try ta hand wave that shi away. Mero we all saw you almost trip on the stage you aint slick ninja ... NAH! Im done

  • @latenitecaptain
    @latenitecaptain 2 года назад

    How gud was the head? What can I say, the giver wrecked it.

  • @e-hellephant6252
    @e-hellephant6252 2 года назад

    Mushrooms are supposed to be dry af unless you want mold with them like a crust on bread....
    🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
    They finna get people poisoned saying dumb shit like that.
    Unless they refrigerated (12 hrs max) you got about 2 hrs from harvest, at most.
    Eating partially rotten mushrooms n shit talking bout, "do drugs right" 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir Год назад

      Easy there walter white no one is taking their advice and if they are they deserve to get sick

  • @BVTMVN007
    @BVTMVN007 2 года назад

    I’m Ctffuuu Julia Had To Cut The Gettin Head In A Car I Know They Went Off & It Was Supa Funny. Cuz They Wil’d Out On This One

  • @anisezettecarey2448
    @anisezettecarey2448 2 года назад

    The Game Was A Distraction

  • @TheMillionsCEO
    @TheMillionsCEO 2 года назад

    why they alway try to make dudes like they sad and they lost but the woman move on and happy he rich and got multiple woman lots of woman delete men photos quick

  • @dambaadeyemi3233
    @dambaadeyemi3233 2 года назад

    That oral sex story is old news bruh catch up

  • @leslieedwards7329
    @leslieedwards7329 2 года назад

    Aww I thought the guys name actually was Mike Crotch! 😂 disappointing

  • @IGuess...
    @IGuess... 2 года назад

    I’m so sorry but the show was soooooo much better on the other network before Showtime ruined it and remade it over for white folks. The show USED to be like hot spicy chili and now it’s salt-free miso soup. Ugh. I used to rock with the show HARD but now I can’t even watch it any more… 😩 and the one thing I hated the most about the show on the other network is amplified on Showtime: that annoying girl Julia! Ugggggh

  • @2120musiclover
    @2120musiclover 2 года назад +3

    That girl’s voice is annoying

  • @jahraster3286
    @jahraster3286 2 года назад

    That boi look fruity as hell
    Why would you go with some what future had
    Them girls for the trenches.....

  • @nicoledischiavi9884
    @nicoledischiavi9884 2 года назад +1

    This was terrible - yuck.

  • @BangNeenaWill
    @BangNeenaWill 2 года назад

    10th🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @_daddy_fat_sacks_330
    @_daddy_fat_sacks_330 2 года назад +7

    I’m here to start a petition to bring back the bodega boys podcast, The hive is on life-support at the moment. ☠️🗽🌃🏥🤕

    • @MrGNugget
      @MrGNugget 2 года назад

      The pod is over, Mero confirmed on Twitch and IG live

    • @_daddy_fat_sacks_330
      @_daddy_fat_sacks_330 2 года назад

      @@MrGNugget damn, rip to the realest 🤦🏻‍♂️😞😔

  • @OnMyWayToH3ll
    @OnMyWayToH3ll 2 года назад

    At least they tested their pills for fenty before they got popped.

  • @TSTypeR
    @TSTypeR 2 года назад +191

    MERO: “SHE BELONGS TO THE STREET!”
    EVERYONE: 👀👀👀

    • @jaymac7349
      @jaymac7349 2 года назад +34

      Where’s the lie tho!? 😂

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 2 года назад +38

      Mero is a savage, he don't give a fuck. I think Mero knows he ain't never running into Steve but Desus might.

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 2 года назад +12

      I mean, but she was in a relationship for over a...
      Nevermind. I realise yall still mourning Cinco de Die-o 🙏🏾

    • @jamesonhardgrave4615
      @jamesonhardgrave4615 2 года назад +14

      What street though? Asking for a friend.

    • @THEVIDEOARBITRATOR
      @THEVIDEOARBITRATOR 2 года назад +3

      @@jamesonhardgrave4615 lmfao

  • @Contrerasj1337
    @Contrerasj1337 2 года назад +187

    Desus shining with the baldy. Mero needs to take his hat off so we can get the Baldega Boys

    • @nasmilvalera4420
      @nasmilvalera4420 2 года назад +6

      sounds like a good rebrand hahaha

    • @Adam_K14
      @Adam_K14 2 года назад +1

      Ayyyyyooooo pause

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 2 года назад

      @@Adam_K14 bruhhhh make me edit my comment and shit 😂😂

    • @Contrerasj1337
      @Contrerasj1337 2 года назад

      @@Adam_K14 bruhhhh make me edit my comment and shit 😂😂

  • @LilChaggz
    @LilChaggz 2 года назад +22

    Love yalls show but please talk to Showtime about adding captioning. Having and auditory processing disorder makes it hard to listen sometimes and we should make everything as accessible as we can!