Michael B. Jordan & Lori Harvey Split, & A FedEx Crash Mouthful | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- The guys discuss Michael B. Jordan's split from Lori Harvey (and Steve Harvey's Twitter reaction), an oral-induced Floridian FedEx crash, bees are now fish, and the CBP's small score, tonight on the DESUS & MERO Warmup.
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#BodegaHive
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
i love how these two always manage to slide in commentary about italians 😂😂 the brand is strong and consistent
They got Julia doing it too.
Ayee Oooo
Wow this comment did not age well
The Brand is over 😔
just got home from the bar, and this is perfect to watch while still on that peak drunk phase
You at peak drunk at 9pm. Respect 🫡
You type good for a person that’s drunk ngl.
Was meant to be 🙌🏾
Me TOOO! Albeit a little later
@@Nothsa everyone stopped getting blackout drunk after college bro
"Damn, that ball bounces like her cheeks used to" 😭😭😂😂😂
Brooo
He called the wrong friend. You aren't supposed to broadcast your homie's sadness. 🤦🏽♀️
Mero's take on old relationship photos is gold.
At the risk of sounding redundant, for your international fans’ sake, please bring back the art! We don’t all have access to Showtime overseas and this RUclips channel is the only way we can hear your hilarious opinions on the world. The podcast allowed us to listen to you every week and we miss it. My guts hurt🥺.
As much as it hurts to admit, the podcast is dead, my good sis. Mero confirmed on IG Live and Twitch 😓
@@IjeomaThePlantMama oh no😭😭😭 so it’s going to be You Tube clips forever??😭😭😭 I can’t even download Showtime or even HBO here in Japan😭
i sure do miss the desus and mero podcast.... the bodega boys...the art.RIP
I miss there vice show !!! They just watched worldstar and roasted that
Is there really no more podcast ?
@@zacharyingerman8321 they just abandoned it. And never addressed it.
Who’s the broad asking the questions and laughing over the crowd super annoying
@@subversive2472 nigga, u just got here ?
If you don't yell "best pee ever" at a rave at least once, you're not high enough.
Mike B had more chemistry with Lupita! Yeah, I said it! Let's get messy 😝
But No, he didn't 😂
He wants a white girl yo. Please let him have one. Any Kardashians available⁉️. Oh wait. Not really white white. Let’s get him a date with’ fill in the blank.’ It’s fine. Be yourself Bruh.
The ‘I’ll Keep Holdin’ On’ adlib by Mero took me out 😂
Dude... Shout out Mero for the wild E advise! "Gotta take enough"...So good. "Caught this guy going to a Phish concert" was on point too. Brand is Strong! Cheers
U want dry shrooms cuz they weigh less and have a smaller chance of making u sick the next morning. Also, I think dry r easier to eat.
Lol…”all 4 of them, marriages or books? “ 😂😂😂
2:03 I love Mero 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love this show. Greetings from South Africa.
Was Mero singing Holding Back The Years by Simply Red? Respect!
Yes
When you at baggage claim and it’s taking more than 5 minutes for your suitcase to come out. Lmao FACTS
BRING BACK THE ARTTTT
"we caught a guy going to a phish concert" lmaoooo
Mero almost fell lol i woulda died laughing
Omg this is hilarious.
Lori is the girl version of Future 🐐
Sorry Steve
And they dated before 😆
I'm 100% Italian and it's one of my favorite imitation besides the ghetto chic an dope head Michael lol always keeping it a thousand
She belongs to the STREETS!!!
did
did
desus just quote the guy from the maze runner?
The Western Bumblebee be Crip Buzzing around
id rhyme mero with green arrow and his eye is on the sparrow like im drunk like jack sparrow with will ferrell
I just noticed the $10 ATM fee. Got me fucked all the way up 😭
Steve is lying his ass off on his tweet, he's probably crying for his daughter. 🤣🤣
Nahh based on how he was clowning Mike on the radio, he's happy
@@sinamen516what did he say?
Crying for what? Her not staying in a relationship she no lomger wants?
Hatless Desus? WTF? We doing new things this season huh 🤣
Desus like “Jesus” & Meru like “Marrow - Bone Marrow” 😅🤣
my guts hurt so bad I need the art that uncut that raw that pericooooo
Mero! Tu está comiendo bien mano! 👍🏽✊🏾
"Top in the minivan goes up and down, up and down, up and down. The top in the minivan goes... AHHHHHH!"
Mero's "you never do!" is so cute
LOL "Yo, Deysus - I fuck with the show."
Literally laugh out loud when I watch... been down 4 a minute a a half
Yo Mero SMACKED 😂
Lori is the female Future
They dated so it makes sense
Nooooo not trans-Bees🤣 Imitation crab getting ready like we up next!
How tf did these guys get a show
Extra funny wrap up
Shoutout to desus for the huf sweater
Dylan O'Brien said WHAT?! 🤣🤣
Also I didn't understand correctly
On his Twitter last summer he said he was in his slut era it was funny.
Bronx STRONG
Yikes!!Multi sensory?!!😅
"N95 just chafing you while your gettin top" is fkn crazy 💀 Mero was getting his shit off 😂😭😭
To the whole streets hahahaha
Nice recovery Mero
Yall keep forgetting Michael B Jordan is an actor smh. I'm sure he can fake sadness
YEEERRR!
Idk why they keep putting the * to remind us this is not part of the actual show. It's common knowledge to us, casual viewers and it's also called "warm up" therefore another indication that's It's not in the showtime broadcast.
Lmao😂 I ageee with Desus half bitten is way worst.
Damn he starting to look like Steve
So Michael B Jordan goes out with a friend to enjoy a playoff game & he's the one hurt while Lori Harvey sending thirst traps fresh out of a relationship isn't?
Well the story is that he wanted something that she didn't. So yeah. He hurt. 🤕
@@kerrajohnson3203 the whole world knows Lori belongs to the streets. Sadly she'll seduce her way into another celebrity relationship. Loose as hell
@@trace7870 you sound dumb. He's 10 years older than her and she's in the prime of her life. Why should she have to settle down and get married if she doesn't want to? People break up. That's life.
Julia try Mero like tarot (cards). Kinda works. Cheers
Without bees we’ll all be dead in 5 years
No podcast episode since November. Whats the deal? Bring Bodega Boys back!
Listen to the old ones again let them cook!!
I just make the sign of the cross and say Desus ( head) Merro (heart) And the holy Gondleman (shoulder to shoulder cause he's sweet and embracing like a pashmina).
Deeze Nuts and Merovingian Nuts
Salute Micheal.b he knows he got shit to do now let's get back to the bag finish out the summer..old chic old news true player shit
She looks like jiminy Cricket. 🤣🤣
Now he have to watch her getting together with another ninja, cause everyone will post it smh
You can't do shit with them shrooms.😂
Damn that wasn’t even a $100 bust 😂😂😭 They just wasting time and money
AHH AHH AHH
Early Gang!!! YERRRRRRR
No way.. no pills.
Yerrr
Yeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrsssdaaaaaaay!!!!
Dafuq this air on here b4 showtime on prime app?
RIP Trouble
Michael B didn't want to be alone that night, so he invited the friend that most looked like Steve's daughter.
Now it makes since when they say you're not going to crash right? Idk shorty that depends on you lmao
This is exactly why I never bring any type of edible through any border. Because being black while traveling I know I'll get stopped. And I do and have. Where is my friend who's Asian and carries a crap load of edibles on him, vapes and all kinds of other things skates right through immigration through every country without fail and never gets caught. It's infuriating. Because he does it all the time. And never gets stopped.
You already know🧐
Dear Showtime,
Can y'all give Desus and Mero a budget for a barber they look like they shave one another.
Rejoice yourselves in fulfilling your lives, black men and eventually, you'll met some woman who is not going to exploit you nor to dump you "for fun" . Act smart and let these weird fun girls be... for as these broads doomed themselves for a life of bitterness and delusions much like the Lizzos, Vivica Foxes, Amber Heards and Jadas of this world.
🎨🎨🎨
Is he lying about the streets? It seems like she’s been given that characterization.
If your daughter came to you for counseling and advise what you have told her to do?
Obviously de & me got a lot of time to talk garbage’ since the net’s and knicks got booted .
She is lmao
Nah ninja! Nah dont try ta hand wave that shi away. Mero we all saw you almost trip on the stage you aint slick ninja ... NAH! Im done
How gud was the head? What can I say, the giver wrecked it.
Mushrooms are supposed to be dry af unless you want mold with them like a crust on bread....
🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
They finna get people poisoned saying dumb shit like that.
Unless they refrigerated (12 hrs max) you got about 2 hrs from harvest, at most.
Eating partially rotten mushrooms n shit talking bout, "do drugs right" 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Easy there walter white no one is taking their advice and if they are they deserve to get sick
I’m Ctffuuu Julia Had To Cut The Gettin Head In A Car I Know They Went Off & It Was Supa Funny. Cuz They Wil’d Out On This One
The Game Was A Distraction
why they alway try to make dudes like they sad and they lost but the woman move on and happy he rich and got multiple woman lots of woman delete men photos quick
That oral sex story is old news bruh catch up
Aww I thought the guys name actually was Mike Crotch! 😂 disappointing
I’m so sorry but the show was soooooo much better on the other network before Showtime ruined it and remade it over for white folks. The show USED to be like hot spicy chili and now it’s salt-free miso soup. Ugh. I used to rock with the show HARD but now I can’t even watch it any more… 😩 and the one thing I hated the most about the show on the other network is amplified on Showtime: that annoying girl Julia! Ugggggh
That girl’s voice is annoying
That boi look fruity as hell
Why would you go with some what future had
Them girls for the trenches.....
This was terrible - yuck.
10th🤷🏾♀️
I’m here to start a petition to bring back the bodega boys podcast, The hive is on life-support at the moment. ☠️🗽🌃🏥🤕
The pod is over, Mero confirmed on Twitch and IG live
@@MrGNugget damn, rip to the realest 🤦🏻♂️😞😔
At least they tested their pills for fenty before they got popped.
MERO: “SHE BELONGS TO THE STREET!”
EVERYONE: 👀👀👀
Where’s the lie tho!? 😂
Mero is a savage, he don't give a fuck. I think Mero knows he ain't never running into Steve but Desus might.
I mean, but she was in a relationship for over a...
Nevermind. I realise yall still mourning Cinco de Die-o 🙏🏾
What street though? Asking for a friend.
@@jamesonhardgrave4615 lmfao
Desus shining with the baldy. Mero needs to take his hat off so we can get the Baldega Boys
sounds like a good rebrand hahaha
Ayyyyyooooo pause
@@Adam_K14 bruhhhh make me edit my comment and shit 😂😂
@@Adam_K14 bruhhhh make me edit my comment and shit 😂😂
Love yalls show but please talk to Showtime about adding captioning. Having and auditory processing disorder makes it hard to listen sometimes and we should make everything as accessible as we can!