I love that his first response to being not human is “ I have internal organs” like a space alien instead of saying “what are you talking about I’m a human”
As a hairdresser, it kind of can. If you are too depressed to wash your hair or go out in the sun, it will look darker and duller. Camera settings and lighting is always a factor besides that. The reds and oranges are very pronounced with this camera it feels like.
@@wumpusmcgrumpusesquire6965 I do worry about jerma and liquid based refreshments and foods. Drowning is no laughing matter. Every time I see him with a drink on stream I can't watch.
For real, most interesting streamer and youtuber I've seen, after 10+ years, still entertaining as the 1st time. Can make anything funny. Thanks for a ''real'' comment
29:30 really tender moment here. I really felt like I was a husband, standing by my Jerma wife as he's getting an ultrasound and we see our baby for the first time
I don’t see Jerma’s comb streams as an excuse to spew psychotic drivel about whatever subject he wishes, but more as a failed attempt to prove to his audience that he actually has the basic tools necessary for grooming himself
As a person recently diagnosed with fibromyalgia after years of random, unexplained pain, it makes me so happy to see him doing what works for his body. It’s so easy to convince yourself that you just need to work harder because your pain is “not that bad”. Streaming twice a week is more than enough and I’m glad that he can recognize what his limits are.
Yeah, many men insist they are fine even if they are literally on the verge of dying. My friend's dad can hardly walk and refuses to see a doctor or get state funded insurance. My fiance's dad insisted he was having allergies during the covid lockdown, fainted in his car and then died the next day. Good friend's dad took it all out on the family, refused help even when he would crawl across the floor because he couldn't use his legs right. Society has raised our men to think they need to take all suffering in silence and that they aren't a real men if they are suffering. We're seeing that change, which is good! I respect any dude who takes care of his health when he can.
@@luvhair255 They dumped too much shit on the men of previous eras. I get it. You had to fight a war, work on a field, and then build everything from beds to houses. It's okay to admit that we got spoiled from great men carrying the world on their backs.
its going to shatter me when Jerma calls it quits. I've been watching him since his tf2 days and I feel like hes a part of my family. I always check in to see what my crazy Uncle Jerma is up to and its always amazing. His live streams are in my heart forever as the most creative cool streams I've ever seen.
It sad to see people fall under his complete mind domination and not even know they are being manipulated. Hope you can disconnect from the hive mind, I will include you in my prayers
Jerma is the type of guy to listen to his scream and fart compilation with no headphones on the plane, unbuckle when the seatbelt light is on, and bang on the captain's door when even the slightest turbulence happens for "disturbing his peace"
As a a Beginner Jerma viewer (about 3-5 months) I feel like his is a good stream to introduce people to Jerma, it really shows what happens most streams. Him worrying/talking about his future, he’s joking around and getting annoyed at his chat for bong understanding things, and he talks about his appearance.
love how the first thing he was worried about after getting attacked by a literal bat was not being bit and getting infected with rabies or something like that, but proving to the people watching him being attacked that he's not psychotic and there actually was a bat
I wish Jerma was my dad. Those occasions when he takes a minute to speak genuinely on some of the struggles of being a young adult bring me genuine comfort. I have probably spent more time "with Jerma" (parasocially) in the last few years, than I ever got to spend time with my dad as a kid before the divorces. My dad didn't even welcome me to Jermacraft Episode 1. Like a big brother, Jerma is always showing me the coolest games, sharing laughs, and encouraging me when I'm down. Jerma is even better than my real big brother because he didn't marry my ex girlfriend and have kids with her at permanent cost to our relationship. He has threatened to kill me though, so that's spot on.
The Skyrim Undeath mod(when I played in 2017) let you become a full fledged necromancer, being able to summon entire armies of skeletons and eventually, after an elaborate plotline, become a lich. Some of the most fun I had with any Skyrims
Great stream, but finding out the "hourglass head" bit at the start was an excuse for after chat noticed Jerma had been replaced with a younger, imperfect clone due to The Horror incident was a little bit odd.
My brother has sent me discord messages on an account that, until recently, I couldn't access; and he writes up what should be tweets or diary entries about his opinions on food, ruminations on the passage of time, and how much he loves szeth videos.
He looks younger in this stream, but not in the way he actually looked 5 or 6 years ago, but like there was a flashback in his tv show and they put a bunch of makeup on the elderly jerma to make him look 20
I swear, one day someone’s gna point out that we’re all just watching 2 white doors on a stream and we’ll realize that we’ve been having a shared hallucination of this creature
My best friend and i have watched jerma since his early tf2 days when we were still literal children. We've spent so much time watching him that he shaped our senses of humor in a lot of ways. Its weird, because Ive never been much of a fanboy for anything, but he feels like family to me even though weve never met.
Yo i didnt know jerma struggled with chronic pain, im sorry you have to deal with that, i know how frustrating it can be and how much it wears on you mentally. Do whats best for you, we appreciate you no matter what.
23:34 that's so real I could not handle the rejection. I keep getting told I'm not getting the jobs I'm applying for and it's killing my ego lmfaooo. I'm fr Pearl when she's told she's not getting on the dance team.
Accurate reference, Jerma would be like Pearl irl. But in his story he’d just turn into an pulsating mass and slaughter half the livestreaming audience after his ‘kara-te’ joke gets -2’s
I just researched the 9 types of angels that exist in the bible because I like teaching people. Power angels are described as purplish-red bulbs. Mcdonald's Grimace must be a warrior angel.
unsolved medical issues really sucks and i really empathize. i have a lot of medical issues, including severe back pain that keeps me bedridden for a week about 5 times a year and its really hard to keep a consistent schedule. i have lupus, aps, and hEDS which really makes it hard for me to function, on top of mental health issues. i rlly hate that for you man and i hope you find a cause, especially since its so hard and overwhelming when its this nameless thing hanging over you
i once had to go from toronto to kathmandu and it literally takes two days. the airplane food made me sickly on the way there so on the way back i just survived off pocket pretzel bags
Jerma is essentially that red bird that laughs like weuweuweuweu then stares into your soul. Someone one guys him in chat, Jerma laughs and then he says something about a meatgrinder while looking straight into our souls.
I took a 16 hour flight once. They turn the lights off to let you sleep at the same time night is at the destination. Really weird but helps with jetlag.
Приколы
SANE streamer talks CALMLY and REASONABLY
(No zey don't.)
UNHINGED streamer FREAKS OUT about HIS DELUSIONS
ON STREAM
WITHOUT PANTS!?!
WATCHING ZORN
I love that his first response to being not human is “ I have internal organs” like a space alien instead of saying “what are you talking about I’m a human”
Sounds like rationalization that his victims aren't human if he makes their organs EXTERNAL
Sorry to be a buzzkill but chat was just talking about how they heard his stomach so contextually it makes sense
Internal monologue: "Fuck, I prepared all these internal organs for nothing!"
Invader Zim streamer
he refuses to sleep on a plane because it's too public, but he is willing to broadcast his stomach gurgles to tens of thousands of people
This guy can make anything exciting on stream
He should look directly into the camera for 3 hours without blinking
@@kingding9542 he already did that though
@@kingding9542 that was yesterday
@@kingding9542 He already did this for two hours in the "eyeless" stream
I read this as "This guy can make anything but an excited stream", 10/10
Just listening to him talk makes 30 minutes feel like 10. How does one person have so many interesting things to say
How the fuck was that 30 minutes?
Thing is nothing he says is actually interesting but he has a way of presenting ANY normal situation that makes it entertaining
I mean, most 40 year old dudes can present simple stories like it's a blockbuster.
He IS... the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty, my friends.
thats the thing, he’s an ai, hes not a person.
Why do I feel like jerma's hair color changes based on emotional state, like a chameleon in a kids animated movie?
As a hairdresser, it kind of can. If you are too depressed to wash your hair or go out in the sun, it will look darker and duller. Camera settings and lighting is always a factor besides that. The reds and oranges are very pronounced with this camera it feels like.
Maybe not hair, but his face definitely changes color based on rage
slightly unrelated but why the fuck are his teeth glowing
@@troyhadge8300 his face literally changes shape.
Chameleons IRL change their colour based on their emotions. They use is more to communicate than for camouflage
He will have a large porridge for dinner.
I hope it isn't human porridge
"eh yeah, and the Lady will have one too... That's two large porridges for our dinner tonight... yep, just making sure." - Jerma talking to his butler
I wonder if he enjoyed his porridge 🤔 it was probably too large for him, bless
@@marti5420 Jerma jumps into his porridge and swims around in it with his mouth open. He says it's "the most efficient way".
@@wumpusmcgrumpusesquire6965 I do worry about jerma and liquid based refreshments and foods. Drowning is no laughing matter. Every time I see him with a drink on stream I can't watch.
i can't believe he's quitting twitch to be a stand-up comedian in hollywood tomorrow
@@wtfisthisthingdude a year after tomorrow
@@cristianyt1828nearly there
I will actually cry when he streams for the last time
I finnaly found a comment that isn't joking about how jerma isn't a person
@@Beengus i meme and joke too most of the time i have to admit though
@@maryfreegirl2029 yeah
For real, most interesting streamer and youtuber I've seen, after 10+ years, still entertaining as the 1st time. Can make anything funny. Thanks for a ''real'' comment
honestly, same
29:30 really tender moment here. I really felt like I was a husband, standing by my Jerma wife as he's getting an ultrasound and we see our baby for the first time
whopper
@@sulociou7846 😟
jermamites are horrifying creatures
His hair is so beautifully rendered
I don’t see Jerma’s comb streams as an excuse to spew psychotic drivel about whatever subject he wishes, but more as a failed attempt to prove to his audience that he actually has the basic tools necessary for grooming himself
While also trying to prove he can hold a normal conversation without being utterly weird. Hard mode for him
Been busy Zinger
"Originally streamed/recorded on July 6th, 2022" you could've told me this was from 2016 and I'd have believed it
he looks younger and younger every stream
You can tell when a jerma video was made simply by looking at the structure of his face
So what does this video tell us?
@@SealofApprovalTWU Jerma is looking structurally sound
Up to code 👍
As a person recently diagnosed with fibromyalgia after years of random, unexplained pain, it makes me so happy to see him doing what works for his body. It’s so easy to convince yourself that you just need to work harder because your pain is “not that bad”. Streaming twice a week is more than enough and I’m glad that he can recognize what his limits are.
was be diagnosed with fibromyalgia?
Chronic Pain Andy (relatable)
I got diagnosed with the same thing this year, life is so much less depressing now that I know what was wrong
Ive never felt so uncomfortable looking at a thumbnail until now..
Its very soothing
Un-comb-fortable
Search up Zerma’s rise to stardom and it’ll become the 2nd most uncomfortable thumbnail you’ve seen.
@@Ghajlalalala Atleast that one is kinda funny, this one is just weird and awkward
Yes, he looks strange in that lightning
Jerma is truthfully a strong and powerful man for dealing with the chest and back stuff for real
Yeah, many men insist they are fine even if they are literally on the verge of dying. My friend's dad can hardly walk and refuses to see a doctor or get state funded insurance. My fiance's dad insisted he was having allergies during the covid lockdown, fainted in his car and then died the next day. Good friend's dad took it all out on the family, refused help even when he would crawl across the floor because he couldn't use his legs right. Society has raised our men to think they need to take all suffering in silence and that they aren't a real men if they are suffering. We're seeing that change, which is good! I respect any dude who takes care of his health when he can.
@@luvhair255 They dumped too much shit on the men of previous eras. I get it. You had to fight a war, work on a field, and then build everything from beds to houses.
It's okay to admit that we got spoiled from great men carrying the world on their backs.
@@luvhair255 A major part of the issue is with what reactions men get when they "complain". Most men learn this through experience, since boyhood.
@@_Lumiere_ Big agree.
its going to shatter me when Jerma calls it quits. I've been watching him since his tf2 days and I feel like hes a part of my family. I always check in to see what my crazy Uncle Jerma is up to and its always amazing. His live streams are in my heart forever as the most creative cool streams I've ever seen.
It sad to see people fall under his complete mind domination and not even know they are being manipulated. Hope you can disconnect from the hive mind, I will include you in my prayers
Love Jerma's ability to be completely serious and then follow it up with banter about it.
What a handsome young man, I'm sure he'd never chop multiple people up and put them in a meat grinder.
This is Jerma’s version of a stand-up comic doing a crowdwork-only show. It’s absolutely my favorite type of content from him
I can't believe a bat killed Jerma 😢
at least it took responsibility and started streaming in his place 😔
Competitive movie watching is such a goddamn Jerma thing to think of.
7:42 i'm zonked out rn and thought he ripped one here before he raised the comb. I almost screamed in terror
Diarrhoea Andy
I ate 3 combs during this
Wow mine and jerma’s stomachs started rumbling at the same time as if there was a gastronomical bond between us 🥰
"non-descript dog on a leash" sounds like something from a text-based adventure game
Listening to jerma talk about chronic illness is so relatable it hurts, ouch!
lol
Jerma is the type of guy to listen to his scream and fart compilation with no headphones on the plane, unbuckle when the seatbelt light is on, and bang on the captain's door when even the slightest turbulence happens for "disturbing his peace"
As a a Beginner Jerma viewer (about 3-5 months) I feel like his is a good stream to introduce people to Jerma, it really shows what happens most streams. Him worrying/talking about his future, he’s joking around and getting annoyed at his chat for bong understanding things, and he talks about his appearance.
love how the first thing he was worried about after getting attacked by a literal bat was not being bit and getting infected with rabies or something like that, but proving to the people watching him being attacked that he's not psychotic and there actually was a bat
I wish Jerma was my dad. Those occasions when he takes a minute to speak genuinely on some of the struggles of being a young adult bring me genuine comfort.
I have probably spent more time "with Jerma" (parasocially) in the last few years, than I ever got to spend time with my dad as a kid before the divorces. My dad didn't even welcome me to Jermacraft Episode 1.
Like a big brother, Jerma is always showing me the coolest games, sharing laughs, and encouraging me when I'm down. Jerma is even better than my real big brother because he didn't marry my ex girlfriend and have kids with her at permanent cost to our relationship. He has threatened to kill me though, so that's spot on.
It's like the Pool of Insanity from Breaking Bad but it's the Comb of Psychosis
You know the stream's gonna be fucked when it shows up
I can’t believe he’s retiring tomorrow
what
giggling and kicking my feet rn
love how he hates 11 hours in the plane but 12 of stream is a piece of cake
18:27 Jerma saying he couldnt watch the movie when he literally couldve just skipped ahead a tiny bit is very much jerma behavior
“Fittingly, because they’re pill-shaped, the Minions work best in small doses.”
So does Jerma
How can you dislike him? He's so genuine and funny
Me and my dad determined that grimace is a clogged artery
The Skyrim Undeath mod(when I played in 2017) let you become a full fledged necromancer, being able to summon entire armies of skeletons and eventually, after an elaborate plotline, become a lich. Some of the most fun I had with any Skyrims
I thought this was an old stream but no it's from this year. he looks younger.
clashing with the foe known as ballfondler ages a man
he looks cute and fabulous in this new camera
I love it when Jerma just talks to chat. Idk if I’m crazy, but Jerma really just seems like a cool guy
Great stream, but finding out the "hourglass head" bit at the start was an excuse for after chat noticed Jerma had been replaced with a younger, imperfect clone due to The Horror incident was a little bit odd.
My brother has sent me discord messages on an account that, until recently, I couldn't access; and he writes up what should be tweets or diary entries about his opinions on food, ruminations on the passage of time, and how much he loves szeth videos.
I like that he kept sending them
a comb stream is the most unhinged psychotic idea but in reality he just kinda talks to the camera
He looks younger in this stream, but not in the way he actually looked 5 or 6 years ago, but like there was a flashback in his tv show and they put a bunch of makeup on the elderly jerma to make him look 20
I want access to all his Twitter drafts. I want to read this man's diary
Describing grimace as, "biblically accurate" is fucking hilarious
Jerma is so personal and I love him for it. I could listen to jerma rant on about things for days.
I just watched the saw 2 vod and he was so obviously high, his jokes were family guy tier, even chat called him out on it, it was great
Genuinely wishing Jerma the best good vibes and luck with his pain. I have experienced it and I know how hard it can be.
The part where he said what he'll do after deciding that he's done with streaming felt like having a second 'why did grandma went to heaven?' talk.
Time to go back to the classic comb stream for the millionth time
his hair is so lucious
Who else will sob at the retirement stream as Ster comes in the room and shoots jerma for real as the ultimate roast?
2:17 Human beings shouldn't be able to make that noise...
I swear, one day someone’s gna point out that we’re all just watching 2 white doors on a stream and we’ll realize that we’ve been having a shared hallucination of this creature
Ayyy Jacks back in the editor seat, always great to see!
I can't believe Jerma is retiring TOMORROW😢💔
STOP R U GUYS SERIOUS 😭
At this point I don't even believe Jerma has a brother
the older brother that would pelt him with baseballs?
Jerma reminds me of Dennis Reynolds in this video
Jerma gets attacked by a bat and what sticks out most is that his neighbors thought he was weird.
when Jerma retires we just wait few days to get Jerma986 out of a tube
25:42 the edited microphone to not get copyrighted actually improved this bit imo
My best friend and i have watched jerma since his early tf2 days when we were still literal children. We've spent so much time watching him that he shaped our senses of humor in a lot of ways. Its weird, because Ive never been much of a fanboy for anything, but he feels like family to me even though weve never met.
Glad he's still streaming even with the fibromyalgia. I really hope we have lots more Jerma to come
Yo i didnt know jerma struggled with chronic pain, im sorry you have to deal with that, i know how frustrating it can be and how much it wears on you mentally. Do whats best for you, we appreciate you no matter what.
29:35 bro literally got a chestburster 💀
thanks for this
23:34 that's so real I could not handle the rejection. I keep getting told I'm not getting the jobs I'm applying for and it's killing my ego lmfaooo. I'm fr Pearl when she's told she's not getting on the dance team.
Accurate reference, Jerma would be like Pearl irl. But in his story he’d just turn into an pulsating mass and slaughter half the livestreaming audience after his ‘kara-te’ joke gets -2’s
@@GuineaPigEveryday LMFAOOOO REAL
i love jerma so much
Hearing him talk ab “hypothetical” retirement schemes after his recent solidified retirement gives a nasty melancholic feeling
I just researched the 9 types of angels that exist in the bible because I like teaching people.
Power angels are described as purplish-red bulbs. Mcdonald's Grimace must be a warrior angel.
Absolutely right on summoning
My brain makes youtube poops of jerma in real time whenever I watch him
Glad we got more brother lore this stream
I was there, glad it got uploaded
unsolved medical issues really sucks and i really empathize. i have a lot of medical issues, including severe back pain that keeps me bedridden for a week about 5 times a year and its really hard to keep a consistent schedule. i have lupus, aps, and hEDS which really makes it hard for me to function, on top of mental health issues. i rlly hate that for you man and i hope you find a cause, especially since its so hard and overwhelming when its this nameless thing hanging over you
Jerma you should get a standing desk it might help with back pain. Chat would love for you to stand and game you'd also be able to emote.
I think the slime soap is the best noise he’s ever made
"I don't like this new camera, it makes me look weird."
He says looking like a chad.
I cannot stop looking at his head
Hey its the bohemian rhapsody bit again! I love that one
comb stream is legendary
i once had to go from toronto to kathmandu and it literally takes two days. the airplane food made me sickly on the way there so on the way back i just survived off pocket pretzel bags
The airplane rant is great.
It's really unsettling looking at jerma from this angle
ballfondler will participate in the retirement stream
the spear of long-ass-head (neon jermesis evanjermion)
Until now I didn't know Jerma had internal organs, thank GOD he clarified that
Jerma is essentially that red bird that laughs like weuweuweuweu then stares into your soul. Someone one guys him in chat, Jerma laughs and then he says something about a meatgrinder while looking straight into our souls.
I took a 16 hour flight once. They turn the lights off to let you sleep at the same time night is at the destination. Really weird but helps with jetlag.
his confessions they are so relatable
jerma puts in his 1 year notice
Terraria summoner is good too, late game you get 20 different things flying around and a dragon that destroys most enemies
"I have internal organs!" Classic Jerma
cant wait for whatever unwarranted weirdness imma see this time
He is the comb