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  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg Год назад +2586

    crazy to think that just hours after this, he accidentally flew his private jet into the worlds largest rocking chair in casey, illinois

    • @munchycrunchybread
      @munchycrunchybread Год назад +113

      read the first two lines, stopped at "worlds" and thought u were gonna make a 9/11 joke

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg Год назад +104

      @@munchycrunchybread barring a time traveling magic school bus style airplane, I think those are some of the few structures in the continental united states that he doesn’t need to worry about crashing into

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +10

      @@happyshanghao dammit I was going to say that but now if I say it I’ll just look like a copycat poseur.

    • @No1TypeC
      @No1TypeC Год назад +6

      "Accidentally"

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +10

      @@happyshanghao ⬆️ No.1 Type C owes you money

  • @hidoryy
    @hidoryy Год назад +585

    "I'll make sounds until i'm dead" he's so brave for standing up for such a meaningful cause

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +43

      No but for real, people (especially younger people) get extremely weird about adults having any fun or doing things they enjoy. People genuinely believe your life is supposed to be over when you hit 30 or 40

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Год назад +6

      @@DeathnoteBB What?

    • @chelronin7843
      @chelronin7843 Год назад +25

      @@kenetickups6146 jermas alt account probably

    • @heynamu
      @heynamu Год назад +10

      @@kenetickups6146 wdym? i guarantee most people over the age of 40 would think many of the things the Jerma does is immature or embarrasing and would not do it themselves. My parents or grandparents would definitely think you can't do those things unless you're a kid.

    • @KittyKrol
      @KittyKrol 3 месяца назад

      ​@@DeathnoteBB😅😅😊

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 Год назад +1320

    Jerma truly is the Jon Arbuckle of Twitch

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout Год назад +1308

    I can just imagine Jerma sitting in his room, playing New Super Mario Bros Wii with the sound off, trying to focus on every jump, eyes two feet away from the television

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai Год назад +35

      Jerma does the Koopa Troopa dance to the Bah's even when it's muted

    • @Ad-zc7tu
      @Ad-zc7tu Год назад +20

      and every time he presses the a button his hand shakes because hes holding it so tight

    • @kennynelson3189
      @kennynelson3189 Год назад +13

      He bounces slightly with every single jump.

    • @charliehigginson7990
      @charliehigginson7990 Год назад +6

      Drool leaks from the corner of his mouth

    • @SynkGD
      @SynkGD 10 месяцев назад +1

      Eyes wide open only blinking when he dies

  • @vfig675
    @vfig675 Год назад +461

    During this stream and the “Dave’s bare feet wine” bit I saw ONE comment that said “Jim’s ass cheek bourbon” and I’m still thinking about it months later.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +54

      OneGuy got you good, huh

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR Год назад +8

      Oh my god?

    • @lemonl80
      @lemonl80 Год назад +36

      the wine segment felt way funnier than it actually was. i think its the fact jerma has to repeat "barefoot wine", etc as if he was trying to comprehend its existence.

  • @chocoboofchaos
    @chocoboofchaos Год назад +901

    If I ever met Jerma in real life I would loose my sanity like the protagonists in Lovecrafts stories witnessing an unimaginable horror, but instead of killing myself I'd just go home and sit on my couch for like three weeks straight and then get on with my life

    • @sarai6569
      @sarai6569 Год назад +55

      LMFAO i mean i hate how this is barely an exaggeration i would legit feel like ive crossed to another dimension

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +85

      The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of *GAS*
      -Howard Phillips Jermacraft

    • @auto1nfanticid3
      @auto1nfanticid3 Год назад

      well you dont have to worry about seeing him in real life since he's the size of the kids in honey i shrunk the kids.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 Год назад +18

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure that's how most modern people would react to incomprehensible eldritch beings.

    • @USMCjkm
      @USMCjkm Год назад +9

      Jerma is the horrors we've peeped along the way

  • @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769
    @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769 Год назад +573

    Jerma the kind of guy to perch high on a pine-woven branch and stare blankly into the silence of the deafened winter forest

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +31

      This is both terribly slanderous and an absolute mood

    • @executivetoad
      @executivetoad Год назад +5

      beutiful

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi Год назад +7

      He would do that, wouldn’t he? He’s confessed to so many wild things, it wouldn’t come as a surprise to me if this were one of them.

    • @pikitat
      @pikitat Год назад +12

      he's so used to the quiet of the forest, that's why he can't stand background music in games

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Год назад +6

      Owl streamer

  • @termion
    @termion Год назад +144

    "*train whistle*lightning strike*flatline sound" -Jerma985's final words

    • @Channeldyhb
      @Channeldyhb Год назад +5

      "chugga chuga choo choo crshshs beep beep beeeeeee*

    • @tehdmanvids3
      @tehdmanvids3 Год назад

      The implication that he makes the flatline sound himself is CRIMINAL

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta Год назад +76

    On the Garfield Without Garfield thing... Say what you will about Jim Davis, but the dude EMBRACED that meme. Instead of being a jerk and C&Ding the people doing the comics, he teamed up with them and did a book compilation of them next to the originals. That is legitimately really cool.

  • @Dabednego
    @Dabednego Год назад +40

    His obsession with his own mortality is like his Shakespearean flaw

    • @Howlinmadd
      @Howlinmadd 3 месяца назад

      its his hamartia

  • @gold_hev_suit
    @gold_hev_suit Год назад +90

    as someone who watches jerma live sometimes, i ASSURE you that 99.9% of chat was spamming "LEFT/RIGHT BRAIN IS FAKE" and he just chose not to read it

  • @lorenw1428
    @lorenw1428 Год назад +141

    Short-time viewer, shorter-time fan. Very sad to see him leave. So young, too soon.

    • @iamthestoat
      @iamthestoat Год назад

      this guy is 50 and a psycho im surprised they lived this long

  • @jrodd2459
    @jrodd2459 Год назад +279

    I owe my adulthood and childhood to jerman.

    • @No1TypeC
      @No1TypeC Год назад +36

      is it because he's your dad or because he's so far shown you mercy and spared you?

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ Год назад +20

      You owe your past and continued existence to Jerma985, so you'd do best to type his name correctly.

    • @angelicentity1401
      @angelicentity1401 Год назад +5

      Jerma is life

    • @northpenguins
      @northpenguins Год назад +11

      Jerma986 will not show us the same mercy

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Год назад +3

      for real. 10 years of jerman feels like a fever dream

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Год назад +279

    Why did you cut out the part where he spent like 17 minutes hobbling around his room like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, snickering, tossing quarters on the ground and muttering “rainy day fund” to himself over and over

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 Год назад +48

      This is one of those comments where I wonder how someone could even come up with this

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Год назад +30

      @@isky6541 jerma's audience will never cease to amaze me in their ability to roast him

    • @isky6541
      @isky6541 Год назад +7

      @@Wabajak13 oh, same. In every video I find a new one. Fascinating to witness, really

  • @giantenemycrab5596
    @giantenemycrab5596 Год назад +102

    Jerma should do a 48 hour desert bus stream, he’d just be going on the wildest most insane fucking tangents with no gameplay to distract him, gradually his mental state deteriorating with no outside stimulation except for chat, it would be beautiful.

    • @flask223
      @flask223 Год назад +31

      That might kill him

    • @connorbrown2194
      @connorbrown2194 Год назад +22

      even just the regular 8 hour run would be catastrophic

  • @rac-fc1wj
    @rac-fc1wj Год назад +134

    rest in peace jerma, you will always be my favorite fictional character

  • @TheJollySoviet
    @TheJollySoviet Год назад +35

    Sometimes I think about how lucky we are that there's a hidden camera in Jerma's wall, otherwise we'd never get to see jerma talking to himself for hours at a time multiple times a week. I feel bad for his family, watching him from the doorway with only concern on their faces.

  • @tharwab
    @tharwab Год назад +127

    So sad that Jerma had a stroke and died after capturing the tiger slime 😢

  • @no-lifenoah7861
    @no-lifenoah7861 Год назад +236

    it's impossible! jerma is an immortal lich powered by car accidents that cannot die! he'll _never_ stop streaming!

    • @d1scordia
      @d1scordia Год назад +1

      😱😟😥😰😨😨😰😥😱😬😰😟😳

    • @dreamydreary
      @dreamydreary Год назад +8

      what if they ban cars tho

    • @pyritepanx
      @pyritepanx Год назад +5

      @@dreamydreary plane crash

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Год назад

      @@pyritepanx With no breadwinner

  • @no-lifenoah7861
    @no-lifenoah7861 Год назад +20

    32:47 absolute PSYCHO STREAMER forgets to turn off MICROPHONE and BEATS innocent person SENSLESS in front of HIS ENTIRE STREAM

  • @no-lifenoah7861
    @no-lifenoah7861 Год назад +87

    0:57 this is actually the unused soundtrack to the secret Bloodborne boss called Lord of The Meat-Grinder, shocking how accurate Jerma got it

    • @ItsRyanHello
      @ItsRyanHello Год назад +7

      You were at my side all along.... My guiding meatgrinder....

  • @membu
    @membu Год назад +14

    "I'm- I'm gonna be, I don't care. I'm gonna make sounds until I'm dead."
    iconic

  • @Infestedhobo1
    @Infestedhobo1 Год назад +32

    It's finally happened, I've watched so much jerma that his rants are looping back in on eachother. He has 100% talked about the video game music shit before

  • @2plus4times5
    @2plus4times5 Год назад +118

    i cant believe jerma is dead

    • @jestersagetooth3666
      @jestersagetooth3666 Год назад +6

      He died?

    • @Dorelaxen
      @Dorelaxen Год назад

      @@jestersagetooth3666 No, he didn't.

    • @dinkeykong
      @dinkeykong Год назад +37

      @@jestersagetooth3666 Yeah, just last night. A viewer called a SWAT team on him and they shot him on sight. I feel almost numb myself, it's really hard.

    • @halo7oo
      @halo7oo Год назад +32

      @@jestersagetooth3666 yeah, these are just the sounds made by the gasses releasing.

    • @BeeEmpress
      @BeeEmpress Год назад +24

      @@Dorelaxen clearly you’re just some Ludwig-Viewing troll. All jerma fans are honest good faithed Christians who would never lie as something as severe as the untimely death of our favorite streamer. For shame

  • @JoJo-tt8xz
    @JoJo-tt8xz Год назад +32

    3:48 as someone who has only watched a few of your streams, but basically all your RUclips videos. I can say that if I’m still alive.. I would 200% tune into that stream, and tell everyone I know.

  • @nick-playercharacter8583
    @nick-playercharacter8583 Год назад +11

    I never thought the "succulent Chinese meal" video could ever get funnier, but, somehow, Jerma finds a way without even trying.

  • @Ramonatho
    @Ramonatho Год назад +16

    Glad to see we got yet another person with the Why Do They Call It Oven.

  • @binja_
    @binja_ Год назад +12

    cant wait for the deathbed stream

  • @butterbee8193
    @butterbee8193 Год назад +7

    Psycho stearmer asks if chat wants to see his LIMP ZENIS on stream

  • @McDoubleFunny
    @McDoubleFunny Год назад +8

    It's whenever he plays the mind-numbingly easy games does he have the most amount of shenanigans with chat. Easy to be distracted I suppose, and I am all here for it.

  • @TheWoodlandBeast
    @TheWoodlandBeast Год назад +17

    one of the first jerma videos i saw was him playing with otto with otto removed without knowing that the footage was edited and i thought this guy was crazy and i still do

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727
    @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 Год назад +45

    So every version of Jerma streams indefinitely until Slime Rancher 2, then passes the torch to the next Jerma to play the same games in the same order. 3rdJerma will upload a video on Doom 2016 tomorrow

  • @ryank09
    @ryank09 Год назад +25

    truly is sad to see jerma forced to retire at the age of 46

  • @digipetz
    @digipetz Год назад +11

    Jerma is the type of guy to watch Dave the Barbarian on the Disney Channel.

  • @dead1097
    @dead1097 Год назад +15

    RIP Jerma, you were somehow never there when we needed it, but also always there watching us

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth Год назад +8

    "There's nothing to explain." 5 seconds later, proceeds to explain.

  • @alexanderramirez3025
    @alexanderramirez3025 Год назад +4

    the fucking end of this is such a poetic coup de gras with jerma beating the shit out of his PC and left a barren husk of a man only to drop the facade and take a smiling bow

  • @shuem_
    @shuem_ Год назад +4

    When jerma is like 70 he just does the old man impression when he talks and never speak with his normal voice when there are people around.

  • @clyax113
    @clyax113 Год назад +15

    Jerma has done an Among Us stream, and now he talks about his death. The End Of Jerma is coming true as ordained by the prophecy.
    (Context: Jerma said he'd be done streaming once he does an Among Us stream and walks away with his million dollars in streamer money)

  • @italiannomario
    @italiannomario Год назад +35

    congrats to jerma (the 985 one) new permanent internship on Nevada's Southern Mental Hospital!!!!!!!

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +7

      Yeah, those walls sure _are_ bouncy; glad you like em!

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan Год назад +2

      AKA Las Vegas

  • @Mustache985
    @Mustache985 Год назад +6

    Come for the slime rancher, stay for the delusions

  • @stupidshiba
    @stupidshiba Год назад +15

    1:47 Jerma acts like this is unreasonable. You don’t HAVE to make chickadee noises

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Год назад +9

      _Ordinary_ men do not have to make chickadee noises.

  • @lukelmaooooo
    @lukelmaooooo Год назад +2

    i like how garfield-less jon comics are just about the life of jeremy

  • @MugMan---
    @MugMan--- Год назад +11

    I love Mug Root Beer

  • @TheSeabornGaming
    @TheSeabornGaming Год назад +1

    Y’know, I think 40 or so years from now, I’ll still remember Jerma; he is such a unique individual

  • @behindthestaff3551
    @behindthestaff3551 Год назад +16

    Zerked to breakcore a little too hard

  • @ilovepepperpizza3152
    @ilovepepperpizza3152 Год назад +32

    Jerma the type of guy to team up with duolingo

  • @CzlowiekDrzewo
    @CzlowiekDrzewo Год назад +3

    That death noise 2:43

  • @Sefcear
    @Sefcear Год назад +17

    RIP jerma, he will be missed 😢😭😭🙏🙏

  • @ghoti3070
    @ghoti3070 Год назад +1

    Great impression of Godrick the Grafted's theme at the beginning.

  • @carlll7596
    @carlll7596 Год назад +10

    RIP yerma

  • @GamerSnep
    @GamerSnep Год назад +4

    Finally, with the resignation of everyone's favorite little meow meow Trumanesque blorbo i am freed from the perpetual cycle of death and rebirth

  • @prostrateconstantly
    @prostrateconstantly Год назад +2

    The immortal moment where Jerma dubs a Liveleak video ON STREAM

  • @herbertwestirl
    @herbertwestirl Год назад +11

    i cant believe jermas leaving forever :(

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming Год назад +9

    I vividly remember eating dinner during the Dave's Barefoot Kombucha argument and just sitting at the table saying "Jerma please for the love of God STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS" viewers here don't understand he was talking about feet kombucha for like 10-15 minutes straight I was losing my mind. I definitely yelled at my phone when he finally took the L and then tried to make it about DAVE'S FART BREAD. He's a fucking lunatic

  • @ThatOneGuy0006
    @ThatOneGuy0006 Год назад +1

    R.I.P. Jerma. He was almost 40.

  • @ChrisNinjaEagle
    @ChrisNinjaEagle Год назад +1

    23:30 Auto captions are a wonderful thing.

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen Год назад +2

    He finally peeped the horror irl. RIP.

  • @PikaBolaChan
    @PikaBolaChan Год назад +3

    i’m so happy that his final stream was slime rancher 2, i was worried that i’d never get to see his before jerma’s retirement

  • @lezombie1456
    @lezombie1456 Год назад +8

    i feel like jerma could start an arg and get away with it

  • @ICallSnax
    @ICallSnax Год назад +2

    i love how jerma just uploads a video of a game but it's really mostly him looking at other random shit completely unrelated to the game

  • @triggerphase
    @triggerphase Год назад +1

    24:35 the way he just completely crumbles here is *chef' kiss*

  • @MFFNL
    @MFFNL Год назад +3

    Goat cheese sucks. Don't feel gaslit. You are not alone.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Год назад +4

    This video has taught me about the existence of Creamed Corn. It looks and sounds like the best thing I've never eaten
    Also, Jerma as portrayed by Tim Curry is amazing

  • @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769
    @thesightthesoundthefeeling8769 Год назад +14

    Great highlight, but why did you cut out the part where Jerma stared blankly into the distance before his hair comically poofed up, his eyes bugged out of his head, and he yelled "YAAAAAAH!", before immediately returning to normal and staring blankly into the distance?

  • @Hoodles321
    @Hoodles321 3 месяца назад +1

    Fuck yes Jeremy, I will be there- I will do everything in my power to reach that stream.

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 Год назад +1

    True, I've never heard of that word "Statistics". You made it up!

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 Год назад +2

    As a fairly recent stream viewer, I’m surprised to see videos that I remember seeing in this channel

  • @beavisorganics5781
    @beavisorganics5781 Год назад +1

    this was a fantastic stream chat +2 and nominated for jermawards 2022

  • @josephstumbo
    @josephstumbo Год назад +1

    Dave's killer bread was something I had years ago, an "everything" style bread made by a guy named Dave who was in prison for murder. I was terrific.

  • @Adachie11
    @Adachie11 Год назад +3

    Jerma you should poison the Orlando city water supply

  • @zumpalu8511
    @zumpalu8511 Год назад +1

    great video again!

  • @memeolade9079
    @memeolade9079 Год назад +5

    We definitely should do a 50th Anniversary social

  • @woods2305
    @woods2305 Год назад +1

    Jerma talking about sounds in a video game immediately brings me back to the Simpsons Hit and Run stream

  • @bowenmason4529
    @bowenmason4529 Год назад

    Thanks for being my fav RUclips man guy, you really are as legendary as Tim and Eric and the holy dharma

  • @jeff-qo4ld
    @jeff-qo4ld Год назад +3

    love the slime rancher series beautiful game

  • @sonicinator
    @sonicinator Год назад +10

    jerma can you address the rumours of you sending my family and friends photoshopped pictures of you in a casket for the past 3-4 months please

  • @pancakechild2603
    @pancakechild2603 Год назад +1

    Beautiful put this in the louvre

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg Год назад +1

    I'll never get tired of jerma saying I'm not gonna do x, followed by smashcut of him doing it

  • @aperture87
    @aperture87 Год назад +2

    Ive not once watched this video the whole way through. I doubt i ever will. But every few weeks i watch the chikadee bit and i go on my day.
    Chikadeedeedeedeedee. Chikadeedeedeedeedee.

    • @aperture87
      @aperture87 11 месяцев назад

      Im back

    • @EndorJedi985
      @EndorJedi985 5 месяцев назад

      Watch the whole thing please. For me.

  • @williamswyers1031
    @williamswyers1031 Год назад

    i would've loved if the clip in the beginning cut to the ambulance outside the house right after John hit the ground.

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk Год назад +1

    This 1984 Dictator laughs upon realizing his chat is oppressed at nearly 1000% of the ratio he had thought they were being

  • @redlightu
    @redlightu Год назад

    That Chinese Meal wrong caption segment had me rolling

  • @razmerry
    @razmerry Год назад +1

    He sure does make sounds

  • @langam7017
    @langam7017 Год назад +1

    8:30
    Jerma talks about his brestor area.

  • @promiseistrying
    @promiseistrying Год назад

    Bold of Jerma to think he’d make it to 100 years old

  • @RealAnimeHours
    @RealAnimeHours Год назад

    That second image is nightmare fuel.

  • @Krsh9640
    @Krsh9640 Год назад

    felt like timeouts going to be a badge of honor in his channel

  • @stiddleficks4044
    @stiddleficks4044 Год назад +2

    every jerma video: “Today I Will Play A Kid’s Game and Make All These Noises Your Dog Hates The Most”

  • @menchitetsuo6425
    @menchitetsuo6425 Год назад +1

    this background music take man was awwwwwwfuuuuuuulllllll

  • @bigsaucegreene4152
    @bigsaucegreene4152 Год назад

    You were a good one Jerma. Bless up.

  • @Overthyme
    @Overthyme Год назад +2

    Rip jerma..Fly high 🙏 😢 💔

  • @Axolotine
    @Axolotine Год назад +2

    Thanks to Jerma for the tip! Turned off my music in dark souls and first tried Champion Gun Deer.

  • @mcsquilliam3978
    @mcsquilliam3978 Год назад +1

    The reason no music in dark souls (and most other games generally) makes it feel a little easier, is because rhythms are known to affect your timing tendencies

  • @svante4578
    @svante4578 Год назад

    we would all be here jerma

  • @TheSmegPod
    @TheSmegPod Год назад +1

    that "Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter fix it" video thumbnail that popped up after the Chinese Meal video is subtly cursed content for a Jerma stream

  • @bloopahVIII
    @bloopahVIII Год назад

    local streamer dies in wiggly slime game and loses it

  • @shadowoflasalle8831
    @shadowoflasalle8831 Год назад +1

    Zychopath admits he's illiterate on stream

  • @konatea
    @konatea Год назад

    It’s a miracle Austin survived

  • @skimbeeble357
    @skimbeeble357 Год назад

    him dubbing the chinese meal video just reminds me of reading shakespeare