For real though! The second someone tries to tell me their pronouns or calls themself a they, an it or a goddamn fairy, I'm turning around, leaving, and throwing myself into a very deep hole because hell is better than this nonsense 😂😂
24:08 She just got finished ranting about how annoying the companions are how they would keep yapping about mundane crap about their environment no one cares about. Then they immediately prove her right lol 😂
Solas abhors blood magic? I see no one who was a part of making DAI had a hand in making this game. This was a game to crap on DA and than expect us to buy the game? The dev's have truly gone insane.
The arguing of emnerich and Harding over books while camping. Top shelf cringe. I don't drink anymore but God damn I wanted a bottle of Jack and just turn it up
5:12 It's the head size again! Since the heads are so big the whole things proportions are off, like with the neck. As for the army... I think they are longer than they should be as well but I'm not 100%.
I will explain to you the problems with creating female elves, humans and dwarves in this game. 1) I looked at the skin closely. There is a setting for "skin texture". There, in the beard growth area, the skin seems to have pores. Not soft, smooth like a woman's, but like after shaving. And because of this, this area is a little darker, so the shadows are poorly placed on the female faces. There is no female skin there. Only male skin. 2) I don't remember who, but some famous comic book artist once said, "What makes a drawn man a man and a woman a woman? The chin. Just look at those chins, you could crack nuts with them. 3) The shape of the lower jaw and cheekbones. It is absolutely impossible to create soft and rounded facial features. 4) Heavy foreheads and brow ridges. 5) Too deep nasolabial folds = additional unnecessary shadows. And I'm tired of writing this comment. Result: You can create only Corinne Bushe. Literally. Just look at this women, all them and you will see who was the base for them.
I mean, continue playing this game and you not only get to see Mommy Morrigan ruined, you get to see Mommy Isabela ruined as well. So Nuhre, I understand the reluctance to play this game. I mean, I am reluctant to even acknowledge this game exists. You know what, just treat me like that father who says he is going out for milk and never return. That's basically what Dragon Age in current day has driven me to. Sad.
Witcher 3 “Kings Die, Realms Fall, But Magic Endures" Xenongears “Childish ideals pale when placed before reality." FF7 “No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can only go where the tracks take it." Dragon Age veilguard “I’m non binary. Means I don’t identify as a man or woman”
Remember when Sera could joke about "ice tittles" and Blackwall would indulge her and Vivienne would chime in about them being in fashion? *sigh* Good times.
The character creator made me refund the game and my man made fun of me for not listening to him. Joined him and his friends on the monster hunter beta, yelled at him for monster hunter not having a tit slider.
We call this new attraction to clowns as known by the phenomenon of Clussy fever. In all seriousness, dont apologize when the jerks try to bully you because youre absolutely right.
It tracks perfectly though. We deal with an entire generation that grew up with Pixar movies and Harry Potter and wrote and drew LG-HD- fanfic on TUMBLR. These people now are a major part of the media environment anbd somehow I doubt we will be able to completely purge them from media and entertainment. We will have to deal with these people until they pass on. Fun times...
This game isn't an RPG it's a horror survival game! The best jump-scare is when the plot moves forward! 😱 I did finally understand Dragon age the Veilgaurd!
Difficulty was always a problem with DragonAge and MassEffect tbh. I distinctly remember having played all 3 ME games on the hardest difficulty and not having any problems even once. BTW: Your Qunari looks REALLY quite nice. Surprised you can make appealing looking characters. 9/10. Would.
idk if anyone said so i'll say it, it looks weird cuz that's a man's neck. That's the Mike tyson female version neck. Ronda Rousey's neck and head aren't even that wide. like... lmao. These ppl trying to subliminally make u attracted to non-females
To be honest, I managed to make a very pretty looking human woman character (talking about face only, the body options are atrocious) using the Asian woman with long black hair present. But now my Rook be looking like a bae from Final Fantasy or a himbo Ada while all the other npc characters look like…well…you know. I’m cracking up. About all the other stuff…well the execution of everything is just lazy. What also digged me is that cause I love music in OG I pay close attention to it. And here…it’s just…random orchestral music? No main theme, no recognisable melody. Also bards on the streets just play inquisition bard songs without even voiceover? Damn such a cheap move. Also I hate that we can’t kick characters from the party. Neve has such an annoying monotone voice deliveries that I wish I never had to hear her again.
So it's what a game made for the 'modern audience' looks like. That's probably why combat is easy even against bosses and it's so linear. We all know the modern audience don't play games and when they do they can't stand loosing.The story feels a bit less than average which is not typical for a Dragon Age game. I think they put so much money and efforts on the character creator they didn't have enough to have a better story and gameplay lol. Kudo to you for all the efforts you put into your costume and into the game. You already played longer than the modern audience would have. 👍
Solas in Failguard: "I was not destroying the world!" *Spoilers* Solas in Trespasser: "I will save the elven people, even if it means this world must die." Also remember that if he had obtained the orb, he would've used it to tear down the veil and let the world burn in the raw chaos. Why is Varric able to struggle against this Elven God when the last time we saw him, he was petrifying people with a flicker of his eyes? I hate this game so much.
8:20 you are a god, why didn't you put a barrier, or repel, or a repulsion glyph or something, even mediocre mages can do it. why are you physically wrestling for the dagger like a primate?
The dialogue is plagued by a problem known as Mouth Diarrhea where they just endless talk without reason. They needed a trimmer editor to come in and check the script. The other issue is Useless Text where they reinforce an obvious or already said point in the same conversation multiple times or just say something entirely pointless all together. Finally unprompted dialogue where all of a sudden dialogue that was not asked about or even relevant is suddenly now the conversation which comes out as forced. The stupid part is all of these are basic level issues that would result in a script being handed back in college or University from a professor saying try again without them even bothering to grade it.
Steam is lying about the "mostly positive reviews" i have scrolled over 15 mins and i'v counted more negative reviews than positive reviews, for each positive review, there were 4-5 times more negative, there is no way in the world that it's not mixed reviews at best, and at worse mostly negative reviews on steam.
OOOh he IS dead?! I fucking KNEW it!! I figured it was a Demon, but yeah. that was depressingly transparent. Re the combat is so bad that Wolfheart played an entire battle with his eyes closed and his character moonwalking INTO A WALL - as a warrior. He STILL did the bulk of the damage with his character and killed the mobs. On hard mode. It's a fucking train wreck and it warms my heart the year+old BG3 is beating concurrent player scores consistently on steam.
Nuhre dressed as clown was the most uplifing the spirits thing on that stream. That game is a joke. If it came after year of development or from indie studio, it would have been descent to pass with curcumstances given. But Bioware is AAA studio with budget of one and they had 10 fucking years to make great game. They barely made anything apart pronoun lectures. Put inquisition and Veilguard side-by-side and inquisition wins on every point even if it's 10 years old
Got veilguard from green steam and made Cuno from Disco Elysium as dwarf rogue because only the most dangerous 12 years old on drugs can survive this shit.
Player: I want to make an attractive character Game: Nuh-huh! Player: I want to make an unbelievably cursed creature with inhuman proportions Game: sure, go right ahead
You're probably the only person I could watch play this, the amount of complaint is the right amount for me to tolerate the dialogue, it's healing my soul. Keep up the good work!
There's a post somewhere that said the reason the characters look off is because the head sizes are enlarged. They show how it would look like with smaller heads and it was night and day. The characters look like bobbleheads. Its right before the uncanny valley so your brain knows something is off but it just can't pinpoint it
So, I've tried this game. When i created my elf rogue, he had small tits. I was a bit confused, but i assumed Bioware fucked up and left all the male elves with gynecomastia. Few hours into the game i get to the mirror and finally realise this was a woman the entire time, male elves don't have boobs, and i initially chose a female character i thouth was male. I swear that wasn't intentional.
Reason you cant change the neck or arms is because its MEANT to be a male character that is trying to pass. But fails because the shoulders are a giveaway, the neck is a giveaway, not having ta tas is a giveaway, not getting a booty is a giveaway, your character is meant to take the transgender dialog. Its canon
7:03 That model has a 5 o'clock shadow, doesn't it? LMAO I KNEW you couldn't be a female in this game. You can be a masculine male, or a feminine male, but not a female.
Sad clown hours indeed. It was sad chat hours, too. Was not overly entertaining watching our clown shill of a streamer die inside further every 30 seconds
Wish the game was about the Inquisition again, plus the same character designs. It’s barely recognisable now. Heads are big, and the characters look cartoony. Even the dialogue is dull. Sad.
The intro for Inquisition was better. The freaking sky was open and demons were escaping and killing everyone. I was instantly curious by Solas and what was gonna on. The companion banter. Watching this game is making me tired.
I just finished the game myself, the amount wreck con of lore and story writing made me so mad. Also, some how got the bad ending which makes me more mad because of the hours I wasted on this shit.
The game's combat gets so much worse when you start looking at enemy animations. To hell with the awful redesigns, this game wouldn't work without all the indicators. Because the animation work is garbage. There are AoEs and line projectiles that will do damage to you with no visual indicator. It's just so bad, I hate it.
The worst thing about the combat is that the warning signs last too long. The parry icon pops up almost a full second before the actual attack lands. Takes far too long to get used to.
Hola Nuhre i really enjoy your criticism and i understand the anger,the only people i feel sorry for is the voice actors for the cringy ,stupid slock dialogues...i bet they wherent so happy to do the task but money is money.
I cant for the life of my understand, how someone cal look at these characters and "story telling" and consider this even remotely a worthy successor of Dragon Age 1,2 ......
This game is a mental health issues simulator and I was legit glad you stopped playing it. This whole thing is like baking a cake, but putting in a tablespoon of shit. Sure its still a cake, but it probably just tastes like shit.
This game is an insult to Dragon Age, the characters' conversations make you sleepy, it looks like a Discovery Kids cartoon, regardless of your choice there are no serious consequences in the conversations, the graphics are from cell phones, the combat is boring, and now there's a icon that shows where you should go because they made this game for 5 year olds, the colors of this game and the menus are all purple and bright, this isn't dark fantasy either here or in the Andromeda Galaxy!!!!
When are you all gonna just admit that BioWare MARKETED this game to DA fans but MADE the game for children? It answers literally 100% of every gripe. The writing is juvenile. The graphics are juvenile. The jokes are juvenile. The characters are juvenile. The puzzles are juvenile. The party elements are juvenile. (all party members share ONE cooldown lmao) The crafting is juvenile. The skill tree is juvenile. The skill setup is juvenile. The combat is juvenile. The whole game is frickin' juvenile. The game is not FOR You. Sure, they want you to BUY it, but they want your kids to play it.
I can't find anything about blood magic whatsoever in this game that's set in Tevinter where mages rule supreme, and in 3 other games, we constantly hear they don't mind blood magic? Is it even a thing anymore? This was the perfect place for it to BE used. If no one uses it, was everyone in the past games just lying to us? Also, where is Fenris? He was literally IN Tevinter, and yet he is nowhere to be seen, yet Varric is there for no reason. I love his character, but why the hell is he even here? His story had a fine wrap up, in my opinion
Just noticed, in the caracter creation, why does the caracter looks like they have an after-shave glow? Below the nose is a lighter skin tone than the rest of the face. With the thick nect, no curve unless it's your stomach, it's not a caracter creation, it's build your own Frankenstein. Also, I suspect they wouldn't change the range of glutes and well anything remotely conventionaly attractive as the male gaze is so dangerous; and they've been told, it would be transphobic to increase the curves as apparently trans-women can't be curvy? IDK, seems quite transphobic to me, though, they went ful circle
You definitely put more effort into that clown costume than the devs put into the game.
Joker: The Veilguard.
Devs did put effort into the game, but It is just so bad. When you put woke into the game.
@@ShuraBeem Never said they didn’t. Just that she put in more.
@@Kylesico912x no kidding
She dressed up as a Bioware employee. Mad props. That's bravery. 🤘🏾
*barvery you mean?
@@danielschiman767 🤣right my bad. Now I gotta pull one. lmao
@@danielschiman767You should do one just for that pun alone 😂
"Why the clown outfit?"
"Am the modern audience"
18:03😂
"I stopped you from cooking breakfast!"
"I was NOT cooking breakfast!" - that is the way children write dialog. "You did this" - "No I didn't!"
Gen Z writers… fresh from liberal arts college.
I used to be scared of clowns. Now I’m attracted to them.
Am sick of that and this girl is the cure.
❤ Hahaha
You have unlocked fetish dialog options!
I also used to be scared of clowns, but then I became one
Clussy fever
@ haha damn straight. There’s a new kink in town and it’s clown shaped.
Her honk and optimism: gone
Those are the type of people I purposefully avoid in real life. Why TF would I want to spend a single moment in a game full of them?
For real though! The second someone tries to tell me their pronouns or calls themself a they, an it or a goddamn fairy, I'm turning around, leaving, and throwing myself into a very deep hole because hell is better than this nonsense 😂😂
24:08 She just got finished ranting about how annoying the companions are how they would keep yapping about mundane crap about their environment no one cares about. Then they immediately prove her right lol 😂
Solas abhors blood magic? I see no one who was a part of making DAI had a hand in making this game. This was a game to crap on DA and than expect us to buy the game? The dev's have truly gone insane.
11:30 I love how the bad guy looks like a typical 2024 white businessman
Veilguard is not a game, is a madness inducing machine
I would more say a pronoun education slide show with 5 second gameplay to pass as a game...
maybe the real cosmic horror was the HDTV+ propaganda they were trying to shove down our throats all along
That dialogue & writing.... I feel your pain.
The arguing of emnerich and Harding over books while camping. Top shelf cringe. I don't drink anymore but God damn I wanted a bottle of Jack and just turn it up
Your computer is going to have monkey pox after this.
Thank you for your sacrifice! You did the Veilguard "joining" for us 😅
Lmao I remember the 30 mins of clown music at the beginning of the stream 😭
5:12 It's the head size again! Since the heads are so big the whole things proportions are off, like with the neck.
As for the army... I think they are longer than they should be as well but I'm not 100%.
The elbows might be in the wrong place making long forearms.
I will explain to you the problems with creating female elves, humans and dwarves in this game. 1) I looked at the skin closely. There is a setting for "skin texture". There, in the beard growth area, the skin seems to have pores. Not soft, smooth like a woman's, but like after shaving. And because of this, this area is a little darker, so the shadows are poorly placed on the female faces. There is no female skin there. Only male skin. 2) I don't remember who, but some famous comic book artist once said, "What makes a drawn man a man and a woman a woman? The chin. Just look at those chins, you could crack nuts with them. 3) The shape of the lower jaw and cheekbones. It is absolutely impossible to create soft and rounded facial features. 4) Heavy foreheads and brow ridges. 5) Too deep nasolabial folds = additional unnecessary shadows. And I'm tired of writing this comment. Result: You can create only Corinne Bushe. Literally. Just look at this women, all them and you will see who was the base for them.
It’s called a 5 o clock shadow.
I mean, continue playing this game and you not only get to see Mommy Morrigan ruined, you get to see Mommy Isabela ruined as well. So Nuhre, I understand the reluctance to play this game.
I mean, I am reluctant to even acknowledge this game exists. You know what, just treat me like that father who says he is going out for milk and never return. That's basically what Dragon Age in current day has driven me to. Sad.
And Dorian gets mangled as well.
Morrigan is when I left the stream. It went from maybe on a sale to no chance. But why try to sell it to me I've only got all 3 games
@@batboy555 Same, but we're 'tourists' according to the devs
Witcher 3 “Kings Die, Realms Fall, But Magic Endures"
Xenongears “Childish ideals pale when placed before reality."
FF7 “No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can only go where the tracks take it."
Dragon Age veilguard “I’m non binary. Means I don’t identify as a man or woman”
the score of this game is equal to Nuhre total height. If you need the number, its 4.2
I shouodn't have told you guys about my height
@@nuhre It's ok, just keep adjusting the camera angle :)
Remember when Sera could joke about "ice tittles" and Blackwall would indulge her and Vivienne would chime in about them being in fashion? *sigh* Good times.
These are some of the driest VA's I've heard in a while. And IGN gave this a 9?
The character creator made me refund the game and my man made fun of me for not listening to him. Joined him and his friends on the monster hunter beta, yelled at him for monster hunter not having a tit slider.
I didnt know i had a phobia of clowns until the dancing with ominous circus music.
We call this new attraction to clowns as known by the phenomenon of Clussy fever.
In all seriousness, dont apologize when the jerks try to bully you because youre absolutely right.
Shame what this franchise turned into.
It went from dark gritty fantasy to rpg Fortnite
It tracks perfectly though.
We deal with an entire generation that grew up with Pixar movies and Harry Potter and wrote and drew LG-HD- fanfic on TUMBLR.
These people now are a major part of the media environment anbd somehow I doubt we will be able to completely purge them from media and entertainment.
We will have to deal with these people until they pass on.
Fun times...
This game isn't an RPG it's a horror survival game! The best jump-scare is when the plot moves forward! 😱
I did finally understand Dragon age the Veilgaurd!
The CC was made specifically for you to only create trans characters.
Difficulty was always a problem with DragonAge and MassEffect tbh.
I distinctly remember having played all 3 ME games on the hardest difficulty and not having any problems even once.
BTW: Your Qunari looks REALLY quite nice. Surprised you can make appealing looking characters.
9/10. Would.
"the breasts are lackluster" for some reason this cracked me up.
We live in a society
I thought this is how all the shills looked like anyway.
That thumbnail lmao, I felt the pain...
Veilguard really putting people into the mouth of madness, love to see it
and he doesn't die!" next moment later "commercial Get NFL tickets today!" damn I can't afford premium RUclips
idk if anyone said so i'll say it, it looks weird cuz that's a man's neck. That's the Mike tyson female version neck.
Ronda Rousey's neck and head aren't even that wide. like... lmao. These ppl trying to subliminally make u attracted to non-females
The game director and the head writer have some vested interest in normalizing females that look like a man
Remember when games were fun?
Pepperidge farm remembers
The passion and effort you put into mocking these clowns was more than the effort Bioware put into that abomination lol
To be honest, I managed to make a very pretty looking human woman character (talking about face only, the body options are atrocious) using the Asian woman with long black hair present. But now my Rook be looking like a bae from Final Fantasy or a himbo Ada while all the other npc characters look like…well…you know. I’m cracking up.
About all the other stuff…well the execution of everything is just lazy.
What also digged me is that cause I love music in OG I pay close attention to it. And here…it’s just…random orchestral music? No main theme, no recognisable melody. Also bards on the streets just play inquisition bard songs without even voiceover? Damn such a cheap move.
Also I hate that we can’t kick characters from the party. Neve has such an annoying monotone voice deliveries that I wish I never had to hear her again.
Dragqueen Age taught nuhre to never skip neck day
So it's what a game made for the 'modern audience' looks like. That's probably why combat is easy even against bosses and it's so linear. We all know the modern audience don't play games and when they do they can't stand loosing.The story feels a bit less than average which is not typical for a Dragon Age game. I think they put so much money and efforts on the character creator they didn't have enough to have a better story and gameplay lol.
Kudo to you for all the efforts you put into your costume and into the game. You already played longer than the modern audience would have. 👍
The new Joker movie looks promising.
Solas in Failguard: "I was not destroying the world!" *Spoilers*
Solas in Trespasser: "I will save the elven people, even if it means this world must die." Also remember that if he had obtained the orb, he would've used it to tear down the veil and let the world burn in the raw chaos. Why is Varric able to struggle against this Elven God when the last time we saw him, he was petrifying people with a flicker of his eyes? I hate this game so much.
Thank you for suffering for our entertainment! You are a hero :)
8:20 you are a god, why didn't you put a barrier, or repel, or a repulsion glyph or something, even mediocre mages can do it. why are you physically wrestling for the dagger like a primate?
Now i need angry chimp screams dubbed over solas and varric fighting for the dagger
Maybe this game was the real Joker 2 because you sure feel like a clown after wasting money on it.
This digital garbage not even worth pirating.
12:33 "What do you mean, that's it not a Varric we know? but it's not a Varric" 🤡 👑 🤡👑 🤡 /s
The dialogue is plagued by a problem known as Mouth Diarrhea where they just endless talk without reason. They needed a trimmer editor to come in and check the script.
The other issue is Useless Text where they reinforce an obvious or already said point in the same conversation multiple times or just say something entirely pointless all together.
Finally unprompted dialogue where all of a sudden dialogue that was not asked about or even relevant is suddenly now the conversation which comes out as forced.
The stupid part is all of these are basic level issues that would result in a script being handed back in college or University from a professor saying try again without them even bothering to grade it.
It's not even fun to make fun of it. It's not just bad, its a boring slog.
Steam is lying about the "mostly positive reviews" i have scrolled over 15 mins and i'v counted more negative reviews than positive reviews, for each positive review, there were 4-5 times more negative, there is no way in the world that it's not mixed reviews at best, and at worse mostly negative reviews on steam.
OOOh he IS dead?! I fucking KNEW it!! I figured it was a Demon, but yeah. that was depressingly transparent.
Re the combat is so bad that Wolfheart played an entire battle with his eyes closed and his character moonwalking INTO A WALL - as a warrior. He STILL did the bulk of the damage with his character and killed the mobs. On hard mode.
It's a fucking train wreck and it warms my heart the year+old BG3 is beating concurrent player scores consistently on steam.
Nuhre dressed as clown was the most uplifing the spirits thing on that stream.
That game is a joke. If it came after year of development or from indie studio, it would have been descent to pass with curcumstances given.
But Bioware is AAA studio with budget of one and they had 10 fucking years to make great game.
They barely made anything apart pronoun lectures. Put inquisition and Veilguard side-by-side and inquisition wins on every point even if it's 10 years old
finally, someone dressed for the occasion, we live in clown world, we should all dress the part
Got veilguard from green steam and made Cuno from Disco Elysium as dwarf rogue because only the most dangerous 12 years old on drugs can survive this shit.
"Bapapapa ñiiiii 🎵, bapapapa ñiiii🎵"
The game looks so terrible... Policing of the pronouns is disgusting.
Have not gotten far yet
Player: I want to make an attractive character
Game: Nuh-huh!
Player: I want to make an unbelievably cursed creature with inhuman proportions
Game: sure, go right ahead
You're probably the only person I could watch play this, the amount of complaint is the right amount for me to tolerate the dialogue, it's healing my soul. Keep up the good work!
The clown costume is such a strange introduction to your channel but I'm instantly a fan 😂😂😂 good shit, u funny af lmao
"I don't know why she's so muscley" because woman STRONG, woman INDEPENDENT, woman MAN wait what?!
There's a post somewhere that said the reason the characters look off is because the head sizes are enlarged. They show how it would look like with smaller heads and it was night and day. The characters look like bobbleheads. Its right before the uncanny valley so your brain knows something is off but it just can't pinpoint it
Soooo... I can't kill companions? now I'm sad...
THEY DID WHAT TO VARRIC????
Dear lord, like I needed more reasons to hate this crap...
Making sure that all companions die is the only way to play this game.
It should have been the inquisitor. Everything going on in this game should have been the inquisitor going through it.
I feel so sorry for everyone who hoped the next game in the series will be good.
So, I've tried this game. When i created my elf rogue, he had small tits. I was a bit confused, but i assumed Bioware fucked up and left all the male elves with gynecomastia. Few hours into the game i get to the mirror and finally realise this was a woman the entire time, male elves don't have boobs, and i initially chose a female character i thouth was male. I swear that wasn't intentional.
Reason you cant change the neck or arms is because its MEANT to be a male character that is trying to pass. But fails because the shoulders are a giveaway, the neck is a giveaway, not having ta tas is a giveaway, not getting a booty is a giveaway, your character is meant to take the transgender dialog. Its canon
I had a ton of fun on the stream. Too bad that cute makeup was one-time-only. :(
xD
The Hey you guys from goonies would easily complete these puzzles.
Man i thought inquisition was bland, generic and bad but bioware somehow digged a deeper pit of mediocrity
7:03 That model has a 5 o'clock shadow, doesn't it?
LMAO I KNEW you couldn't be a female in this game. You can be a masculine male, or a feminine male, but not a female.
Even the armor in the game looks bad. How did they mess up the blood dragon armor...
Sad clown hours indeed. It was sad chat hours, too. Was not overly entertaining watching our clown shill of a streamer die inside further every 30 seconds
Wish the game was about the Inquisition again, plus the same character designs. It’s barely recognisable now. Heads are big, and the characters look cartoony. Even the dialogue is dull. Sad.
The intro for Inquisition was better. The freaking sky was open and demons were escaping and killing everyone. I was instantly curious by Solas and what was gonna on. The companion banter. Watching this game is making me tired.
Wow! When I saw that puzzle I was so perplexed! I didn't think I'd ever be able to solve it but you solved it in an instant! 😂
I just finished the game myself, the amount wreck con of lore and story writing made me so mad. Also, some how got the bad ending which makes me more mad because of the hours I wasted on this shit.
For the dialogue, I'm sure they hired Tommy Wiseau to review the script
Thank you for your sacrifice and for making me feel better with Origins after this 😊
Man, I came here to watch nuhre, not the game director him/her/theyself
Ah, my favourite clow...Wait what
That clown outfit is nothing short of iconic. 10/10
The game's combat gets so much worse when you start looking at enemy animations. To hell with the awful redesigns, this game wouldn't work without all the indicators. Because the animation work is garbage.
There are AoEs and line projectiles that will do damage to you with no visual indicator. It's just so bad, I hate it.
The worst thing about the combat is that the warning signs last too long. The parry icon pops up almost a full second before the actual attack lands. Takes far too long to get used to.
This is how Jokers are made
Jonkler escaped from aslume and is playing veilguard
Hola Nuhre i really enjoy your criticism and i understand the anger,the only people i feel sorry for is the voice actors for the cringy ,stupid slock dialogues...i bet they wherent so happy to do the task but money is money.
I am sure the voiced lines were edited to fit the agenda change of nice nice and nicer.
I cant for the life of my understand, how someone cal look at these characters and "story telling" and consider this even remotely a worthy successor of Dragon Age 1,2 ......
I think we need Pebbles back next Halloween or maybe earlier
So glad you played it for us. The Cringe alone is through the roof Thank You Nuhre for doing the work for all of us!
This game is a mental health issues simulator and I was legit glad you stopped playing it. This whole thing is like baking a cake, but putting in a tablespoon of shit. Sure its still a cake, but it probably just tastes like shit.
I cannot believe you wore your good clothes for this game! Did your dolphins dress up too?! :P
This is the actual Joker 2, sorry for what you had to sacrifice for this role Nuhre 😔
I think they've actually managed to regress from Andromeda with these character animations and dialogue.
This game is an insult to Dragon Age, the characters' conversations make you sleepy, it looks like a Discovery Kids cartoon, regardless of your choice there are no serious consequences in the conversations, the graphics are from cell phones, the combat is boring, and now there's a icon that shows where you should go because they made this game for 5 year olds, the colors of this game and the menus are all purple and bright, this isn't dark fantasy either here or in the Andromeda Galaxy!!!!
When are you all gonna just admit that BioWare MARKETED this game to DA fans but MADE the game for children?
It answers literally 100% of every gripe.
The writing is juvenile.
The graphics are juvenile.
The jokes are juvenile.
The characters are juvenile.
The puzzles are juvenile.
The party elements are juvenile. (all party members share ONE cooldown lmao)
The crafting is juvenile.
The skill tree is juvenile.
The skill setup is juvenile.
The combat is juvenile.
The whole game is frickin' juvenile. The game is not FOR You. Sure, they want you to BUY it, but they want your kids to play it.
I can't find anything about blood magic whatsoever in this game that's set in Tevinter where mages rule supreme, and in 3 other games, we constantly hear they don't mind blood magic? Is it even a thing anymore? This was the perfect place for it to BE used. If no one uses it, was everyone in the past games just lying to us? Also, where is Fenris? He was literally IN Tevinter, and yet he is nowhere to be seen, yet Varric is there for no reason. I love his character, but why the hell is he even here? His story had a fine wrap up, in my opinion
Just noticed, in the caracter creation, why does the caracter looks like they have an after-shave glow? Below the nose is a lighter skin tone than the rest of the face. With the thick nect, no curve unless it's your stomach, it's not a caracter creation, it's build your own Frankenstein. Also, I suspect they wouldn't change the range of glutes and well anything remotely conventionaly attractive as the male gaze is so dangerous; and they've been told, it would be transphobic to increase the curves as apparently trans-women can't be curvy? IDK, seems quite transphobic to me, though, they went ful circle
I started playing origins