This game is truly a Return To Form for Byeware. Btw the lead writer for this masterpiece is now working on Mass Effect 5 so expect that to be another GOTY.
I'm playing inquisition on nightmare and beat one of the dragons. It was level 13 I was 18 and it was an epic back and forth battle. My whole party was bloodied by the end of it.
The biggest issue is writing... this is bc they had a limited time to fix it ... Corrine busche was hired in 2022. He had 2 years to take what was designed for live service, and make it single player. Instead of changing stuff they focused on story and polish. Kept all other accounts... its obvious if you look at it No previous choices matter because it was to be multi-player and how can you do a story shared by people and keep the singular choices each player made... you can't! You spawn into a map and do a mission. Like in live service You cannot control companions because it was designed to be you and other players. Faction based rep/loot system A random loot pool with upgrades relying on luck and rng Boring and quick tutorial type dailogue to deliver a story point and not be immersion at all. A singular ending. your choices change who lives and dies but the game ends with solas losing... no matter what. Companions aren't meant to be in the game... that's why they have no health bars and u use them 1 time and they are useless for 40 seconds. You can no longer combo off your own abilities, you must work with other players. Its so obvious when you look at EVERYTHING. Combat is really annoying to me because I literally have no way to farm materials and upgrade gear... I have to hope I get lucky and grab duplicates to finally make a build only to find that I have 5 hours of the game left.
This game isn't baby's first RPG, it's baby's first self-insert/bad fan fiction. Or if you want even more direct, baby's first Hollywood flop in video game form. Take your pick, after all, this game is made by people who hate video games for people who hate video games.
Last night I was reading through what the Bioware writers have been saying after this disaster of a game got released, and I got gaslit so hard that I was like "ok you know what I'm going to try to play it again, maybe I just couldn't see what was so good about the story the first time I tried to play it". I am not joking when I say it only took until I reached the Lighthouse to immediately get a visceral reaction to the terrible writing and have to skip through all the dialogue. I couldn't stand it. You're absolutely right that this could be used as a torture method.
I removed this atrocity from my Wishlist today, since I'll not be buying it, even if on sale in the future. This is NOT a Dragon Age game, no matter what anyone calls it, and I dont want this in my library. Even mods won't be able to fix this junk. I can only hope there's repercussions for the studio destroying such a beloved franchise. Thanks for literally NOTHING BioWoke. 🤡
"We have watched and waited for the darkspawn to return. But those, who once called us heroes, have forgotten. We are few now, and our warnings have been ignored for too long. It may even be too late, for I have seen with my own eyes what lies upon the horizon. Maker help us all". -Duncan "Nobody likes being a woman" -Taash What in the holy hell happened to writing, nuiance, and character depth in the last 10 years ? 😢 I am so glad I didn't purchase this trash fire. I did replay DA:O, though.
If I were rich, I would buy rights to Dragon Age and Mass Effect, and give them the justice both franchises deserve - not this awful crap. I salute you for playing this game.
I'm still persisting playing the game, and there are some lore changes/revelations that I really want to run by an expert. The whole "my blight is better than yours" is like "my force babies are better than yours". Veilguard is "The Acolyte" of Dragon Age.
The franchise is ruined. The lore has been totally destroyed as well. Every mystery there was is going to get the most basic explanation and it is so lame. This game was made to cut the original fans off and to reboot the series. If you are a Dragon age fan from the previous games, it is time to let go now.
I remember playing helldivers 2 yesterday and that game is the definition of anything can go wrong but its how your adapt to the situations. Also psuedo awkafina is a good example of whats wrong with this game. Excessive handholding
You know what the interesting thing is? It's kinda a spoiler btw, if you care I watched vid about veilguard endings and the "worst" one, where everyone dies, is the best one, or more like it feels just right.
Taash and Bellara are unbearably annoying while the rest are boring AF. They couldn't even allow you to have a cool or interesting Player character either, he/she feels like some random generic boring NPC
To think Varric died for this. And not even a good heroic one, but a pointless suicide mission he should not be leading in the first place; helped by the dumbest Main Character I've ever seen in RPGs.
2:15 Dood I can feel your seething rage. It's palpable, hilarious, and I am glad you are using your fury over this p.Regressive cult nonsense for our entertainment 😊
Gaming(RPG's) used to be great. I used to enjoyed beyond belief games like Gothic 2, Mass Effect 2, BG2, VTM Bloodlines, DA Origins, KOTOR, Deus Ex1, Morrowind. Now days many games are so bad you basically torture yourself playing if you wanna finish the game. Sad thing to see. Hoping gaming recovers.
I had brain surgery at the start of this year, and it sucks just to look at despite still having literal brain damage.. I legit wouldn't play it for free.
I actually managed to have fun side questing and looking for treasure, but the game threw in a random NPC that couldn't not mention he was non-binary. Catapulted me right out of the game.
Bellara is the marketing team checkbox character. Her sole purpose is to provide cosplay material for cute Chinese cosplayers wanting for a kawaii asian genki Mass effect Tali/Peebee quirky-shy-nerdy girl. So smart. So cute. So handy!!! I rolled my eyes with Peebee, but here, I'm looking at the back of my head rn. Also talking about lazy ass game design. I had to stop playing for a while and go touch grass after the Treviso cutscene where we take a boat to the underwater prison. "How do we get in? You'll see!" Blackout, cue us being in, fast travel style, not seeing a thing. 10 years in the making. GOTY candidate.
thanks for doing your part to combat the misinfo from the armies of EA and MS shills and f'n crazy ppl that maintain bs awful games like this and barfield are GOTY.
Watch them go from "You can't judge a game till you played it" to "Well, you still played the game, so you must like it 🤷" literally can't win, I swear....
Veil Guard should have stayed dead. It is genuinely insulting how bad this game is. Like Dragon Age used to be one of my favorite franchises and I loved Origins and Dragon Age 2 even with all its faults. I hated Inquisition but Inquisition was still a Dragon Age game. Veil Guard isn't a Dragon Age game. It is embarrassing how awful this game is from the graphics, the U.I. the combat, the art direction, the lore breaking every five minutes, the companions being just so insufferable. All of that and it's barely a roleplaying game. You can't be even slightly disagreeable along with the amount of times the game just ruins past player choices and world states. Veil Guard is worse than a slap in the face of Dragon Age fans. Veil Guard is worse than the Mass Effect 3 ending controversy. It doesn't get enough hate and it's been a punching bag since release.
I've been playing this game and legit the only way to keep going is to completely turn your brain off. I recline my chair, relax, put the difficulty on story mode and forget what I'm even playing. As soon as you turn your brain on, the game is dumpster juice trash.
I recently found a good powerful weapon after a strange conversation with this weird old elf lady spirit Harry Potter horcrux type situation. Forgot I had another skin on the weapon and when I went to check it out all excited… it’s a glittery rainbow knife. Just give me the Great American Challenge after spending time with Madame Meredith from Cyberpunk 2077. If I’m going to be d**ked around just full ham it: why do I need cushions for my knees jfc. There’s gay and then there is corporate shill gay. There is a difference and you can still have gay characters and LGBTQ+ themes without making it the entire identity of the molecules of the world. Everything is gay but some things need gay style. I wonder how much time the writer of this game has spent outside in their lifetime? Two hours? Three? No one speaks like the characters in this game. Unless you are heavily sedated, but even then, I’m pretty sure your anesthesiologist would still treat you as an adult and not a meat puppet.
Finally someone who's shitting on this game properly. 😝The worse the game, the more fun it is to watch people ripping it apart in their videos. I doubt that companies like BioWare will learn their lesson though. For some reason they keep putting out this crap until, hopefully, they go down eventually. Nice video!
Please make it to the end with the worst outcome. It was miserable until that point, but seeing all these annoying companions die I can't talk back to the whole game was the only great experience.
I am still shocked at the beautiful qunari you were able to make. I tried hard and mine still came out like Cara Delevingne, pretty but quite androgynous.
Problably the only rpg more easy is final fantasy 15, but at least if you whant play hard that game you can not use the lucis ring and potions... And is just boring, i did the adamantoise whiout lucis ring, 2 hours and 30 minut, easy, but boring, onestly after nioh 1 and 2 every game seems easy, artificial difficulty on side. But ehy, at least here you have the endurance difficulty of not close the game 😂
when I hear it's hard. I expect souls difficult. Dark souls 3, elden ring. Hell thymesia looks harder than this(great game btw) Like I said on your char. I dunno how you dud this, id scratch me eyes out. What's your name on twitch? I'll sub to you. I watch the live when I don't have to do this thing called work ugh. Damn bills
You poor soul, drunk gaming is immediately recognisable. "Drragoon Agshe". Yeah, you kind play this shit sober, hope you got drunk enough to forget it.
Now they easily just ditched Dragon Age to die by the street and working on the next franchise to kill that is Mass Effect. I'll say it now. RIP too Mass Effect. They have massacre Dragon age without any remorse. Looks like Mass Effect is next in line...
The game is mostly positive on Steam. Seems people love slop and mobile gaming. I get deaply offended when I see that atrocious UI, so much color and it's in your face all the time. Is it made for adderal children scrolling tiktok all day?
This game is painful. As a dragon age fan this is painful… But I have been here before with Star Wars and Lord of the rings..so strap in folks, this is going to be nothing but pain. Watching another franchise that I love being taken out like this, is both heartbreaking to watch and makes my blood boil at the same time. By the time that they realise that they need the core fans, no one is going to be there. Because they have alienated everyone..😤 Thank you for your sacrifice and service Nuhre 🫡
Queen Clown 🤡😂👑
Thank you for your sacrifice🙏🏼
These therapy sessions are going to be pricey
This game is truly a Return To Form for Byeware. Btw the lead writer for this masterpiece is now working on Mass Effect 5 so expect that to be another GOTY.
Corrine Bestie is going to work it's magic again
Hopefully Exodus will be the Mass Effect we really want.
This entire game should be considered a war crime.
Distant, faint sounds of sad honking can still be heard to this day... or so the legend goes.
Neve's voice actress sounds like she was being paid 5 bucks and a sandwich.
Thank you for your sacrifice. There is no way I am playing this game, watching you is the closest I’ll come to playing. Keep up the amazing content.
The worst part is that Taash and her mom isn't a side quest, it's a main line story quest. Her companion quest IS the main story line.
I'm playing inquisition on nightmare and beat one of the dragons. It was level 13 I was 18 and it was an epic back and forth battle. My whole party was bloodied by the end of it.
Honestly, I remember those days too. I need to get back into the inquisition. It was such a good dragon age much better than this woke age vanguard
7:16 is the most I have empathized with a clown experiencing pain. I have never seen a clown work so f*cking hard in my life.
The amount of times characters repeat themselves is one of the core tenants of BAD WRITING. Did they hire a 14 year old?!!!?
The biggest issue is writing... this is bc they had a limited time to fix it ...
Corrine busche was hired in 2022.
He had 2 years to take what was designed for live service, and make it single player.
Instead of changing stuff they focused on story and polish. Kept all other accounts... its obvious if you look at it
No previous choices matter because it was to be multi-player and how can you do a story shared by people and keep the singular choices each player made... you can't!
You spawn into a map and do a mission. Like in live service
You cannot control companions because it was designed to be you and other players.
Faction based rep/loot system
A random loot pool with upgrades relying on luck and rng
Boring and quick tutorial type dailogue to deliver a story point and not be immersion at all.
A singular ending. your choices change who lives and dies but the game ends with solas losing... no matter what.
Companions aren't meant to be in the game... that's why they have no health bars and u use them 1 time and they are useless for 40 seconds.
You can no longer combo off your own abilities, you must work with other players.
Its so obvious when you look at EVERYTHING.
Combat is really annoying to me because I literally have no way to farm materials and upgrade gear... I have to hope I get lucky and grab duplicates to finally make a build only to find that I have 5 hours of the game left.
This game isn't baby's first RPG, it's baby's first self-insert/bad fan fiction. Or if you want even more direct, baby's first Hollywood flop in video game form.
Take your pick, after all, this game is made by people who hate video games for people who hate video games.
Last night I was reading through what the Bioware writers have been saying after this disaster of a game got released, and I got gaslit so hard that I was like "ok you know what I'm going to try to play it again, maybe I just couldn't see what was so good about the story the first time I tried to play it". I am not joking when I say it only took until I reached the Lighthouse to immediately get a visceral reaction to the terrible writing and have to skip through all the dialogue. I couldn't stand it. You're absolutely right that this could be used as a torture method.
Nuhre have you heard the rumors going around about Veilguard’s sales numbers? Supposedly it’s only sold 500K 😂
500k too many. I'm convinced the majority never even played Origins.
by all predictions it's not going above 1 million sales, so it's a flop. Can you believe this game is a flop? I'm shocked
On Steam it had 200+K refunds.
I removed this atrocity from my Wishlist today, since I'll not be buying it, even if on sale in the future. This is NOT a Dragon Age game, no matter what anyone calls it, and I dont want this in my library. Even mods won't be able to fix this junk. I can only hope there's repercussions for the studio destroying such a beloved franchise.
Thanks for literally NOTHING BioWoke. 🤡
"We have watched and waited for the darkspawn to return. But those, who once called us heroes, have forgotten. We are few now, and our warnings have been ignored for too long. It may even be too late, for I have seen with my own eyes what lies upon the horizon. Maker help us all".
-Duncan
"Nobody likes being a woman"
-Taash
What in the holy hell happened to writing, nuiance, and character depth in the last 10 years ? 😢 I am so glad I didn't purchase this trash fire. I did replay DA:O, though.
If I were rich, I would buy rights to Dragon Age and Mass Effect, and give them the justice both franchises deserve - not this awful crap.
I salute you for playing this game.
I'm still persisting playing the game, and there are some lore changes/revelations that I really want to run by an expert.
The whole "my blight is better than yours" is like "my force babies are better than yours".
Veilguard is "The Acolyte" of Dragon Age.
The franchise is ruined. The lore has been totally destroyed as well. Every mystery there was is going to get the most basic explanation and it is so lame. This game was made to cut the original fans off and to reboot the series. If you are a Dragon age fan from the previous games, it is time to let go now.
I remember playing helldivers 2 yesterday and that game is the definition of anything can go wrong but its how your adapt to the situations.
Also psuedo awkafina is a good example of whats wrong with this game. Excessive handholding
You know what the interesting thing is?
It's kinda a spoiler btw, if you care
I watched vid about veilguard endings and the "worst" one, where everyone dies, is the best one, or more like it feels just right.
7:15 lol. Bellara is definitely the worst of all the companions in this game.
Bellara was the worst supporting character i have ever met, but then i met Tash.... Tash is game stopper for me
Taash and Bellara are unbearably annoying while the rest are boring AF. They couldn't even allow you to have a cool or interesting Player character either, he/she feels like some random generic boring NPC
The best result of this for me is that, as an Origins Supremecist, I no longer have to think about the other two games.
🤡🤡🤡 WHAT 🤡🤡🤡????? When the hell did this happen 🤡🤡🤡 My queen 🤡🤡🤡
To think Varric died for this. And not even a good heroic one, but a pointless suicide mission he should not be leading in the first place; helped by the dumbest Main Character I've ever seen in RPGs.
Bellara is so annoying.
I can appreciate quirky characters occasionally. But her character is like a parody of all quirky characters coming together.
She's Merrill except all of her flaws are on steroids.
@redram6080 but Merril had some very dark traits to balance out quirkiness to be fair.
2:15 Dood I can feel your seething rage. It's palpable, hilarious, and I am glad you are using your fury over this p.Regressive cult nonsense for our entertainment 😊
What's the clown gettup in this stream? You cosplaying as the devs or something? 😂
I dressed up as a shill for Halloween
@@nuhre You're quickly becoming everyone's favorite RUclipsr with this demolition job, ngl.
Freak like the devs back in the day would be working in a freakshow circus. Literally getting invaded with clown ass freaks and they have politics too
5:47 giraffe segment
Gaming(RPG's) used to be great. I used to enjoyed beyond belief games like Gothic 2, Mass Effect 2, BG2, VTM Bloodlines, DA Origins, KOTOR, Deus Ex1, Morrowind. Now days many games are so bad you basically torture yourself playing if you wanna finish the game. Sad thing to see. Hoping gaming recovers.
O7, people will remember your sacrifice 😂
Should be the regular stream attire, definitely helps light the stomach when you have nothing but cringy game dialogue to feast on.
good job Pebbles
The game gets better the more you turn your brain off
im thinking if you got a lobotomie this game would be a 10/10 xD
I had brain surgery at the start of this year, and it sucks just to look at despite still having literal brain damage.. I legit wouldn't play it for free.
ah, that explains the barking.
I actually managed to have fun side questing and looking for treasure, but the game threw in a random NPC that couldn't not mention he was non-binary. Catapulted me right out of the game.
Dragon Age became Kindergarten Age.
Bellara is the marketing team checkbox character. Her sole purpose is to provide cosplay material for cute Chinese cosplayers wanting for a kawaii asian genki Mass effect Tali/Peebee quirky-shy-nerdy girl. So smart. So cute. So handy!!! I rolled my eyes with Peebee, but here, I'm looking at the back of my head rn.
Also talking about lazy ass game design. I had to stop playing for a while and go touch grass after the Treviso cutscene where we take a boat to the underwater prison. "How do we get in? You'll see!" Blackout, cue us being in, fast travel style, not seeing a thing.
10 years in the making. GOTY candidate.
New vid. Here's a like. Keep up the great work.
Thanks!
Bro you are encouraging self Hxxm😂
It is even more wicked way than good ol Iron Maiden😏 Only worth of that EA Pro Sub with generous thought 🤫
1:50 😂😂 I love this so much. ❤
This whole world needs a Captain Titus (SpaceMarine 2) really, really bad. Only hammer and bolter can fix this
Somehow a full clown costume feels like the correct way to try and playthrough this mess, also the horn is "honking" perfect 🤡
Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
We all appreciate your sacrifice for doing this
thanks for doing your part to combat the misinfo from the armies of EA and MS shills and f'n crazy ppl that maintain bs awful games like this and barfield are GOTY.
The game is Definelly hard to play but not because its dificult, its because its Horrible.
Watch them go from "You can't judge a game till you played it" to "Well, you still played the game, so you must like it 🤷" literally can't win, I swear....
I had to go to work during this stream so I’m glad I can see your reaction
This game deserves to fail and take BioWare with it. Ya get what ya deserve
Still think you should have made you second attempt character look like you with the clown makeup.
I fucking love the honk honks bro
Veil Guard should have stayed dead. It is genuinely insulting how bad this game is.
Like Dragon Age used to be one of my favorite franchises and I loved Origins and Dragon Age 2 even with all its faults.
I hated Inquisition but Inquisition was still a Dragon Age game. Veil Guard isn't a Dragon Age game. It is embarrassing how awful this game is from the graphics, the U.I. the combat, the art direction, the lore breaking every five minutes, the companions being just so insufferable.
All of that and it's barely a roleplaying game. You can't be even slightly disagreeable along with the amount of times the game just ruins past player choices and world states.
Veil Guard is worse than a slap in the face of Dragon Age fans. Veil Guard is worse than the Mass Effect 3 ending controversy. It doesn't get enough hate and it's been a punching bag since release.
Channel ur inner Kotaku Journalist and you'll get thru this Ara😂
Thank you for your sacrifice
I've been playing this game and legit the only way to keep going is to completely turn your brain off. I recline my chair, relax, put the difficulty on story mode and forget what I'm even playing. As soon as you turn your brain on, the game is dumpster juice trash.
I recently found a good powerful weapon after a strange conversation with this weird old elf lady spirit Harry Potter horcrux type situation. Forgot I had another skin on the weapon and when I went to check it out all excited… it’s a glittery rainbow knife. Just give me the Great American Challenge after spending time with Madame Meredith from Cyberpunk 2077. If I’m going to be d**ked around just full ham it: why do I need cushions for my knees jfc. There’s gay and then there is corporate shill gay. There is a difference and you can still have gay characters and LGBTQ+ themes without making it the entire identity of the molecules of the world. Everything is gay but some things need gay style. I wonder how much time the writer of this game has spent outside in their lifetime? Two hours? Three?
No one speaks like the characters in this game. Unless you are heavily sedated, but even then, I’m pretty sure your anesthesiologist would still treat you as an adult and not a meat puppet.
The name of the game is how much pain can you tolerate
We live in a society.
A game being hard is a microaggression. It's evil. We can't do this to our trans Rooks out there. Baby's first RPG. LOL. Made my day.
Finally someone who's shitting on this game properly. 😝The worse the game, the more fun it is to watch people ripping it apart in their videos. I doubt that companies like BioWare will learn their lesson though. For some reason they keep putting out this crap until, hopefully, they go down eventually. Nice video!
Please make it to the end with the worst outcome. It was miserable until that point, but seeing all these annoying companions die I can't talk back to the whole game was the only great experience.
Ayo, in New York darkspawn were also in the walls.
Thanks for making me a smile and laugh.Keep up all the good work and GOD BLESS!!🤣
BioWare should make a new Bad Rats game, they are amazing at that genre
Veilguard sell number is doing terrible and people are asking for refund
Poor Nuhre Amiga when i saw you sad face and your suffering ,Guts theme started to play ...
I am still shocked at the beautiful qunari you were able to make. I tried hard and mine still came out like Cara Delevingne, pretty but quite androgynous.
Problably the only rpg more easy is final fantasy 15, but at least if you whant play hard that game you can not use the lucis ring and potions... And is just boring, i did the adamantoise whiout lucis ring, 2 hours and 30 minut, easy, but boring, onestly after nioh 1 and 2 every game seems easy, artificial difficulty on side. But ehy, at least here you have the endurance difficulty of not close the game 😂
Ya no es Dragon Age, es Drag Age Transveil 😂
The writing is sooo bad.
when I hear it's hard. I expect souls difficult. Dark souls 3, elden ring. Hell thymesia looks harder than this(great game btw)
Like I said on your char. I dunno how you dud this, id scratch me eyes out. What's your name on twitch? I'll sub to you.
I watch the live when I don't have to do this thing called work ugh. Damn bills
You poor soul, drunk gaming is immediately recognisable. "Drragoon Agshe". Yeah, you kind play this shit sober, hope you got drunk enough to forget it.
Can we just get another Inquisition dlc where killing solas is an option?
This game is perfect for the gaming media. It's easy, stupid and Woke.
Great video 🎉
Now they easily just ditched Dragon Age to die by the street and working on the next franchise to kill that is Mass Effect. I'll say it now. RIP too Mass Effect. They have massacre Dragon age without any remorse. Looks like Mass Effect is next in line...
This game is so bad it created a new joker, it was that bad and traumatic. Even Arthur fleck didn't suffer this much.
Nice! Keepin it real! xD
Lo mejor de esto es que esa basura vendio como 500 mil copias nada mas, tremenda mierda. Buen video.
You look like my poor Inquisitor Lavellan when at the end of act 2 is showed a certain thing about Solas past 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Just think it's not canon. That's how I suffered through 10 hours before getting so bored I quit.
Oh hell naw they Artstationed the Blight, talentless hacks
How do you plan on getting your sanity back after all of this is over?
Garbage Of The Year nominee.....
Besides SW Outhouse, Unsold 9, Contort, and Dustbin
But but they all said it is so good and stuff...
Pero disfrute este stream me hiciste morir de reir 😂😂😂
Can you kick companions out of the group?
i know what you mean
Props 😂😂😂
The game is mostly positive on Steam. Seems people love slop and mobile gaming. I get deaply offended when I see that atrocious UI, so much color and it's in your face all the time. Is it made for adderal children scrolling tiktok all day?
It seems steam are deleting negative reviews so many "positive" reviews are actually critical
could you use the "huh" from roblox for your censor sound?🐬🐬🐬🐬
This game is painful. As a dragon age fan this is painful… But I have been here before with Star Wars and Lord of the rings..so strap in folks, this is going to be nothing but pain.
Watching another franchise that I love being taken out like this, is both heartbreaking to watch and makes my blood boil at the same time.
By the time that they realise that they need the core fans, no one is going to be there. Because they have alienated everyone..😤
Thank you for your sacrifice and service Nuhre 🫡