Poland in Hoi4 be like...
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- When Poland does the asskicking.
Music:
Slav (instrumental):
• SLAV (Instrumental Ver...
Let's get ridiculous-Sonic Mine Remix (looped):
• Redfoo-Let's Get Ridic...
Polish National Anthem:
• Poland National Anthem...
Thank you for expanding Poland to
It’s natural borders
Our natural borders end with Kamchatka
No natural polish borders end at Vladivostok
@@shakeem444 both Vladivostok and Kamchatka Peninsula
@@jakub2088 from anchorage Alaska, to the falklands, to the kamcatcha peninsula the sun never sets on the polish empire
The Slavic people must be united.
Need to go south and west in order to fully reunite.
Finally, he won
Lol even then people are gonna complain that I battle planned.
Still lost Danzig tho
@@jordanasparadoxproductions8401 It's called Gdańsk, not danzing 😑
@@Bs_bg 🤓Uhg actully it's called Gdańsk. Dude okay i understand but i don't have a polish keyboard
WE
Poland: *kicks yugoslavia from faction*
Yugoslavia: *proceeds to join the allies*
thanks, i didn't see the video
@@thetman1097 yw
Poland feels like that one dude that thinks he is the main character when hes not
@@Memedude_L1 yeah lol
@@Memedude_L1 *ekhm ekhm vienna 1613, Polish bolshevik war 1919, Monte casino and battle of britain *ekhm ekhm
1:13 yep, that's what happens if you mess with the germans.
Meanwhile the soviet generals: Stalin are we so fraking weak that the poles decide to attack us in order to avoid the germans?
wehraboo
@@NSPAEX he is right tho, Germany is god damn op and so broken in HOI4, you really don't have time to prepare a fight against Germany before 1939 Danzig or war.
@@JollibeeEnjoyer69 but i defeated germany before they even annexed austria. its hard but not impossible
@@QWERTY-gp8fd what difficulty you played as USSR?
@@JollibeeEnjoyer69 not ussr.
i played as poland on elite difficulty.
chwała wielkiej polsce od bałtyku do władywostoku jest nieskończona
Czołem Wielkiej Polsce!
Мечтать не вредно
@@belyash7632 joking is neither 🤡
TAK
Polska W góre POLAND WYGRA
as Polish guy, i can say great Poland is wanted Poland
It is quite irony to see him won as a weak nation in this game but he always loses when he plays as a powerful nation.😂😂
That’s how it goes.
bruhs editing style is actually hilarious
this channel is such a gem glad I found it.
me too lol
*Międzymorze moment...*
The equivalent to building a tower in 3 milliseconds when ur ab to die in fortnite
this is the most entertaining shit to watch on youtube i swear
I allways wondered why poland players never try to get along with Germany. Maybe they want it to be Hardcore.
when you pick poland in hoi4, you dont play poland, poland plays you
1:15 my w polsce nie znamy pojęcia pokoju z wszelką cenę
Dokładnie
This reminded me that when you chose peace over war in Turkey, we were declared traitors.
Our day has finally come,thank you friend for unleashing power of Polish Soul
Take this Wódka and Pierogi as a gift
Thanks
last time I played Poland the germans lost about 600 000 manpower trying to take fort 4 city of cracov. this was sad to watch as germans continued attack with divisions without org
Top quality content. Video will be bigger than Kingdom of Poland-Romania
Thanks for doing Poland! :D
Fun fact Poland, probably one of the hardest nations to play has one of the easiest focus trees in the game, go communist and join the Russians, Germany will attack you and with the help from the red army and Germany inevitably also starting a war with the Allies it’s usually a easy win even for a noob like me
thank u for making my country op
"The kingdom of romania has declared war on Romania"
Romanian moment
As a romanian i can confirm.
I bet Talpperi can't can't pin this comment. lol
Bet
W-wait I didn't mean it like that lol
@@talpperi Lol you are baited so easily
sike
Mongolia and Tuva just chilling
Nothing to see here
Comintern what's that haha?
*intense sweating*
Main Mission: Survive
Extra XP Mission: Survive with more land.
This song makes me dance like is the end of the 80's
could you do soviet union in Hoi4 be like please? like to make it read👇👇👇
Poland can into empire
Love it
What is that dlc where you can play poland as monarchist anyway congraatulations for winning with poland i hope there will more of these funny videos so thanks
No Step Back gives Poland the big focus tree
Thanks
W vid
next: luxemburg experience
If Ukraine will win the war, Poland should demand from Russian their lost lands of Vladivostok
Hahahaha, Ukraine will not win, in any case, Russia has a bunch of trump cards that it did not use, for example, a blow to the general staff will paralyze the army of Ukraine, strikes on railways will remove weapons supplies, and mobilization in full mobilization in Russia will trample Ukraine, + you forget that Russia is becoming stronger in the war, according to the facts 1-the military-industrial complex has been increased several times 2- the most experienced army in the world on a par with Ukraine 3- the disposed old equipment is being changed to a new one, 4-they identified bad generals and changed them to more competent ones 5 - they took samples of NATO howitzers and made their own better with this calculation 6-they honed their mobilization skills and actually deprived them of their shortcomings. Therefore, now Poland will have to look at the new Russian army, by the way, for this reason, if Russia wins, the Russian army will become number 1 in the world, and Poland will have to reckon with it, I'm not saying that the Poles are enemies of Russia, although historically it is, but listen, Russia will never attack Poland,, and it's not because of NATO, so let's live amicably)))
This aged well.
Don't show how Poland-Romania destroy Germany:
- Report the channel.
- racism
A bit excessive, but understandable
Very good! This channel is awesome consider me subscribed
*leaked stalin footage* bro i died
XD
any guide on how to do this?
The whole strat is to surpass France with manpower in the field, mills, civs and dockyards to become a major.
1. Start by building alternating between civs and mills
2. Assemble the regency council and do the next focus after it
3. Rush agrarian reform to get rid of the peasents strike
4. Start training 48 cheap divisions, like cavalry
5. Unite with Romania and merge governments
6. Do industrial focuses and clamp down on danzing. Build ports if necessary to surpass France and deploy the 48 divisions (convert them to infantry)
7. If youre quick, you should be able to become a major in April/May 1938. Then you can do the between the seas focus.
8. After making the faction, finish the kingdom path by demanding slovakia and puppeting hungary.
9. You should have some time to do the 35 day focuses to invite countries to your faction. I made it to Turkey before Germany demanded Danzig.
From there you’re free to take on the germans or direct your attention east and later strike west (which I recommend, because otherwise the soviets will demand eastern poland)
The "Kingdom of Poland-Romania"? And that FLAG?!
That's some classic Paradox insanity 😂👌
then the winged hussars arive!
But, where is the fall of berlin ?
Polska górą
pov. tymczasem ludzie z Polski:
you know its gonna get real when Talpperi doesnt turn on iron man mode on
Polish Lithuanian dreams
Pollak wegry dwa bratanki!🇭🇺🇵🇱
Nareszcie, po latach ciężkiej pracy i służby, ojczyzna i ojczyzna należą do POLSKI
Let's go pooland! 🥳🥳
me just destroy germany playing as Poland-Romania without Internatium and Hungary
Do not never afraid because of war with Hitler
0:52 прикольный момент
Me a german rooting for Poland :P
We still have East prussia and i'm quite sure the polish are satisfied as well.
Now i can go to sleep thats enough internet for today
Bruh I suck at playing HOI4 so much that when I was playing with germany and attacked poland i've lost 😭
I love Poland
Why
I love poland@@Astrokauza
@@attila57 shut up
(I mean the lyrics of the song, not the insults)
pa pa poo poo@@Astrokauza
I love driving by my car@@attila57
I'm so pro that when playing Poland two times I destroyed my country by civil war before WW2 even started
Man Poland does this in AoC2 all the time. They either fall to the germans or they take over the soviet union. I’m sick of seeing it.
Try Aussa Sultanate next time😆
Bro one day i was just trying to make the same borders as this video,but then i accidentaly created a civil war☠
I love diplomacy
taking soviet at early game is so easy. they have so much debuff. thats why germany is so easy
Well, I guess the only way to win is to play as poland. Poland stronk and poland can into space.
How it called the mode like dlc for having another country other like focus tree?
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to fight for danzig. Not surrender it.
jestem polakiem i POLSKA NIGDY NIE ODDAŁA BY SWOICH TERENÓW NIKOMU JASNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro imagine the tripartite German, Ussr and Usa, Rip the world.
Remember! Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła ☠️🚫 🇵🇱
Legend has it tanna tuva has become the biggest communist power ever yet
Bro the commenwealth is better. you gain Lithuania, lativia, Estonia, german, Soviet war goal
With the Poland-Romania path you can speedrun intermarium so that’s why I chose it for this run.
@@talpperi Oh. Cool
Do you create video and play Bulgaria 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬
Good for Poland. I'm always Germany so I'm always racing to get Poland before Russia. Never once did I stop and think that maybe they want to be a free country.
It's so cursed when Germany has Danzig, but no Posen... too long.
Normal for me because a majority of poles live in Poznań
@@themackie2763 I know, but the boarders just look cursed/awkward.
@@theeternalsuperstar3773 i know we should ignore culture and language and just make pretty borders
@@SLG-jt1rd don't patronize me please.
@@theeternalsuperstar3773 it’s a joke calm down
I actually won as militarist poland without the dlc so smaller focus tree, ended up invading the czechs before germany ate it and puppeted bohemia, so germany attacked me when they demanded it, they were unready for war, and I had peacefully taken the baltics army by demand before that, they all gave in, so I had a large army. ended up holding germans in stalemate, the ussr demanded east poland and I said no, ended up holding 2 fronts (somehow.) Then germany died from me and the allies, I invaded the ussr by myself, then, giga poland.
11 months of this video with shieniganes with memes this is goated
つぎはJAPANでやりしよう
Poland: Ive created the second polish lithunian empire
Poland: Ive created the second polish lithunian empire
I find you kicking yougoslavia as an isult to all yugoslav people
Pod konie mogła lecieć rota
POLISH SPIRIT
ROMANIAN KING
SLOVAK TANKS
BALTIC TROOPS
URA
Okay, I'm going to come back and one up this. I was working on it previously in R56 then it updated and I lost the save.
Was fighting the war on both fronts against the Soviets and Germans. It was a slog fest but we were grinding them down by the tens of millions.
Hm guys can't you know the name i don't know the name was?
Poalnd it's - 🎂
neighbours - 🔪🔪🔪
Can someone pls explain to me how i cancel the pleasant strike
Masterclass
fajnie ale prawdziwy Polak by nie oddał Gdańska
This is not Międzymorze,this is międzyoceanium
2:03 LMAO 🤣 Poland betrayed Yugoslavia like the Allies did to them 😂
What’s the games names guys tho?,it looks fun
i can't win the polish civil war.
"We only want Intermarum"
*Quietly* "the North American version"
How did you lose to the Nazis in 39 like that?
Хеллоу
You forgot abute destroying Germany after that
But legends say he still got clapped by world coz of history XD
W końcu koniec z ruskimi dzięki Polska gurrrrrrrrrrromm
Just like polish-lithuanian Commonwelth
How tf he lost against germany with Międzymorze💀💀💀
I managed to capitulate Germany with Falanguist Poland. I focused on an anti-Blitzkrieg army and managed (even outnumbered, a difference of 70 divisions) to capitulate Germany.
In addition to achieving this in 240 days, I manage to do this before the Soviet Union (Damn communists!) managed to justify war. It was hard 💀
Aaaahhh Poland, the greatest speed pump in history - stakuiy
When some Polish used Uno reverse card:
Next: United States of America
Oh no Germany can destroy me
(Attacking soviet)