In my game as fascist Germany, i had 500+ divisions, succesfuly defeated France and UK was too busy in its own shit to stand against me. Then i declared war on USSR. All went well. But then my own fucking army rebeled and declared Kaiserreich in Austria, Czechia and southern germany, along side Normandy. I only had 5 generals, 2 marshals, and 200 divisions left. Needles to say, i found out how one can go oppose hitler path while declaring rhineland
S.U.S - Secret Underground Service Lets also appreciate how he put Luftwaffe field units under Albert Kesselring, a Airforce and Army person. +50 points
"Improve relations with Argentina" "Subscribe or Göring will empty your fridge" "HIHIHIHA" from Clash Royale, FNaF sounds, Among Us intro song... I feel like in these videos there is the whole Internet meme culture 😂
It seems to me that AI has not brought adaptation for new additions. This is the first time I've seen Computer Joseph perform the Defense of Moscow. Usually he is engaged in some kind of game from the category of an attack on Iran with Afghanistan or the development of naval bases in the Far East
Winning as Germany is so easy, I lacked equipment, was late to ww2 (i declared on poland in 1940) and I barely had 100 divisions, I somehow managed to defeat France and Poland within 6 months, then I realized I forgot to do molotov-ribbendrop and ussr declared war on me, with only like 90 divisions I pushed them out of Belarus, Ukraine and Baltics, capitulated uk with 10 divisions and eventually manged to capitulate ussr with only 125 divisiond
Funny it's so easy to win as Germany sometimes I switch to the USSR or Britian and give them extra manpower or equipment just to make it interesting the only thing I can complain about is how slow the game gets
You can cap Poland,the Benelux,France,Britain,Norway and Denmark. Use tanks as spearhead in Poland.After you broke trough the line in the center,just encircle and snake trough Poland.After that you send everyone from Poland to the West.Declare war on the Netherlands first and overrun them with tanks.After that you get your troops ready on the border to belgium.All the tanks to the tile on the coast.Be fast so that belgium doesn't has so much time to redeploy troops itself.One in position you declare war on Belgium and mirco your tanks along the coast until you reach France while the Infantry starts to battleplan trough beligum.Once the tanks reach France you should have a bit of time with no troops in your way.Mirco to the big cities like Lille,Dunkirk,Calais,Paris and Reims.Together with one or two collab governments this should cap France.After that you set up a few port guards and deal with Luxemburg.You also get troops ready to conquers Denmark.You should also prepare a naval invasion from Wilhelmshaven to Britain.Be sure to research the second naval transport tech before that.If you do it before completing the focus for Weserübung you get a bonus for the third transport tech.For the landing spot you should choose the whole coast line from Hull to Newcastle or even up to Glasgow.Use at least 24 divisions.To this point you should have also finished the navy that was in production at the beginning of the game and produce submarines.The airforce should also be in an ok size.Get everything in navy and airforce the north sea and birtish east coast.One everything is ready,just send start the mission for the navy and airforce for sea and air dominace,not before the Invasion or britain will send ships and stuff.Now the Invasion should go off.When trying to Land you should also use a Chiffre,this also could help in France.Once you landed,start snaking to the Liverpool and stuff in the middle to cut Britain in half.While that you should send in another 24 divisions.I usually don't send tanks because of the risk of them being sunk.Send a few divisions to the north and snake around possible enemies.mains push should be to the south so Britain doesn't have the chance to Set up a defense.Also after your troops landed in Britain and you captured Denmark,you should Set a up naval invasion for Oslo and capture it before Britain caps so you get Norway in the peace Deal.You don't need Italy or others for the whole thing.After you're done you have everything you need to beat everyone.
@@the_abstractt yeah but if you make destroyers with good anti sub tech i think its not much problem and also i dont think U boats are good for naval invading anyone
it's way more fun than paradropping into paris and use their fleet to invade Britain before puppeting the whole siberia in preparation for the 10 minutes invasion of U.S from unitary canada because all their troops are in the Philippines
My Hoi4 tactics for division as Germany: Make less but strong divisions. I also give more importance to Panzers. Making more but weak divisions doesn't make you win WW2 its just manpower loss lol. Edit: btw i call Italy to war after i conquer france in 1940.
I only play as small countries because I never bothered learning how to draw up battle plans. Looks too complicated. i just micromanage everything like in previous games.
Just do operation Seelöwe. You cannot have a full-scale war with Russia with enemies behind your back. In-game and IRL the British home guard had 0 chance if only a few german battalions could have reached the islands. Focus on torpedo bombers and submarines.
Bruh at least you managed to conquer France. I tried it many times but like it's the strongest military power in the game I put 5 armies on their border but they don't move forward.
Little update: I did manage to conquer France but I wanna know how you guys do it with tank/motorized/mechanized divisions. I did it with one infantry army group but I want to play historically. The problem is that every time I try to do that I need like 5k tanks and even tho I put like 25 mils on tanks it still goes like 2-3 a day.
Well in my case I did the impossible you know maybe it wasn't a good idea to give the soviets free manpower and equipment for the sake of making Barbarossa more authentic
my game i don't think i will loose but i'm super bored to continue so i will probally retry from 0 because even if i win i think it will be too much of a grind
POV: It's your first time playing Germany Now need a video of taking out Poland by 1938 then Britain and France by 1940, followed by casually rolling the Soviets by 42.
the funny thing ab playing germany is is that if you want to just play it on easy mode, just by hand justify on belgium first, and after that france. france will never join the allies after being annexed, you win. lol (though winning ww2 in 3 months is funnier imo)
love how he improved relations with argentina
no
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, SOMETHIN AIN'T RIGHT 🤨🤨😳😳
Hell nah💀
suii
can you explain what does happen when you do it is it for rp
Gotta improve relationships with South America for the perfect vacation spot!
Of course
xD😂
Ah yes,we all know where the germans are going to go,do we?
@@less2480 in me😳😳
@@less2480 🇦🇷
The moment when you invade Russia and the next time you look west the allies have finished liberating Paris.
In my game as fascist Germany, i had 500+ divisions, succesfuly defeated France and UK was too busy in its own shit to stand against me. Then i declared war on USSR. All went well. But then my own fucking army rebeled and declared Kaiserreich in Austria, Czechia and southern germany, along side Normandy. I only had 5 generals, 2 marshals, and 200 divisions left.
Needles to say, i found out how one can go oppose hitler path while declaring rhineland
Не в Россию, а в СССР
Not Russia-USSR
@@Кан-ъ9б Russia
@@hgkjghkhj93,USSR was in this time.Not Russia. You understand?
POV: Steiner didn't attack
DER ANGRIFF STEINER WAR BEFÄHL!!!
Now this
DAS WAR EIN BEFEHL!
@@The_Little_Earth*Power of Pencil of Doom*
S.U.S - Secret Underground Service
Lets also appreciate how he put Luftwaffe field units under Albert Kesselring, a Airforce and Army person. +50 points
Soviet Union Spies
@@avgVar lmao
@@avgVar lol
@@avgVarlmaooooo
Goring was the imposter
3.5 imposters remain(himmler,heydrich,speer,schorner)🤣
I cracked up when Kurdistan joined the Allies.
Ndjdhddodusdke8
@nyksnn8590 FÜZYONLASTIM AQ
@NyksNN WTF
Those pesky Nazis will never see the Kurds coming!
Because, you know... The fascists kind of already lost.
@@segundacontado_pixelwhat did he do?
The improving relations with Argentina had me dying 😂
hey
Bro I've been waiting for another one of these! Fantastic work!
Thanks
-Secure a holiday spot in South America
-Recruit Steiner
-Lose Berlin
Got it, now I know how to speedrun losing in hoi4.
"Improve relations with Argentina" "Subscribe or Göring will empty your fridge" "HIHIHIHA" from Clash Royale, FNaF sounds, Among Us intro song... I feel like in these videos there is the whole Internet meme culture 😂
Thats why i watch them
4:49 Literally every peace treaty since 1906
It seems to me that AI has not brought adaptation for new additions. This is the first time I've seen Computer Joseph perform the Defense of Moscow. Usually he is engaged in some kind of game from the category of an attack on Iran with Afghanistan or the development of naval bases in the Far East
Or puting half of the army in the Japan side, wich there is no war there
Yep paradox scripted things in Hoi2 for solving stupidities. But after 2 they gave Up and just FAP with the unbrained ussr.
@@FireFly969 or guarding asian borders, mongolia, siberian coasts, finnish border post winter war etc.
1 like equals 1 new focus for nordics
Did I predict this shit or what
Winning as Germany is so easy, I lacked equipment, was late to ww2 (i declared on poland in 1940) and I barely had 100 divisions, I somehow managed to defeat France and Poland within 6 months, then I realized I forgot to do molotov-ribbendrop and ussr declared war on me, with only like 90 divisions I pushed them out of Belarus, Ukraine and Baltics, capitulated uk with 10 divisions and eventually manged to capitulate ussr with only 125 divisiond
Funny it's so easy to win as Germany sometimes I switch to the USSR or Britian and give them extra manpower or equipment just to make it interesting the only thing I can complain about is how slow the game gets
🤓
@@Vancofe ?
You can cap Poland,the Benelux,France,Britain,Norway and Denmark.
Use tanks as spearhead in Poland.After you broke trough the line in the center,just encircle and snake trough Poland.After that you send everyone from Poland to the West.Declare war on the Netherlands first and overrun them with tanks.After that you get your troops ready on the border to belgium.All the tanks to the tile on the coast.Be fast so that belgium doesn't has so much time to redeploy troops itself.One in position you declare war on Belgium and mirco your tanks along the coast until you reach France while the Infantry starts to battleplan trough beligum.Once the tanks reach France you should have a bit of time with no troops in your way.Mirco to the big cities like Lille,Dunkirk,Calais,Paris and Reims.Together with one or two collab governments this should cap France.After that you set up a few port guards and deal with Luxemburg.You also get troops ready to conquers Denmark.You should also prepare a naval invasion from Wilhelmshaven to Britain.Be sure to research the second naval transport tech before that.If you do it before completing the focus for Weserübung you get a bonus for the third transport tech.For the landing spot you should choose the whole coast line from Hull to Newcastle or even up to Glasgow.Use at least 24 divisions.To this point you should have also finished the navy that was in production at the beginning of the game and produce submarines.The airforce should also be in an ok size.Get everything in navy and airforce the north sea and birtish east coast.One everything is ready,just send start the mission for the navy and airforce for sea and air dominace,not before the Invasion or britain will send ships and stuff.Now the Invasion should go off.When trying to Land you should also use a Chiffre,this also could help in France.Once you landed,start snaking to the Liverpool and stuff in the middle to cut Britain in half.While that you should send in another 24 divisions.I usually don't send tanks because of the risk of them being sunk.Send a few divisions to the north and snake around possible enemies.mains push should be to the south so Britain doesn't have the chance to Set up a defense.Also after your troops landed in Britain and you captured Denmark,you should Set a up naval invasion for Oslo and capture it before Britain caps so you get Norway in the peace Deal.You don't need Italy or others for the whole thing.After you're done you have everything you need to beat everyone.
@@SurvivalPlaying oh god why did I read 3/4 of this
4:08, as an argentinian this part was so good
otro argentino aca que grande
Imagine já ter sido a maior economia da América do Sul e hoje não contribuir nem com 30% do PIB sul-americano
@@SulistaComunista y bue, asi es la vida
@@SulistaComunista y bue que se le va hacer
@@SulistaComunista y bue todo un tema
When they did the 'improve relations with Argentina' I fucking lost it 😂
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
That's why you should always invade great britain first as germany.
Yes
How too lmao
i mean against any player
British navy stronk
@@fausthanos6947 U-boot *exist*
@@the_abstractt yeah but
if you make destroyers with good anti sub tech i think its not much problem
and also i dont think U boats are good for naval invading anyone
@@fausthanos6947 idk but when i play singleplayer its ultra easy to invade uk by sea.
4:52 the void country joined a allies
0:31 jesse we need nukes
0:09I can barely breath because of the laughter🤣
Wat da germany doin
1:19 1:23 My Favourite Memes Are Which I Forgot The Name Of
If only the AI was this competent
Why ? The AI is as competent as this player (no offense).
Imagine playing Vanilla lol.
@@cat_city2009 🤓
The Argentina thing was honestly really funny haha
si, lo fue
imagine loosing to the hoi4 ai as historical germany lmao
Basically my first like 10 games of hoi4 lmao
He is still having more fun then you
rhineland demi before economy focuses - complete noob
it's way more fun than paradropping into paris and use their fleet to invade Britain before puppeting the whole siberia in preparation for the 10 minutes invasion of U.S from unitary canada because all their troops are in the Philippines
He may not be very good at the game but he is very entertaining
My Hoi4 tactics for division as Germany: Make less but strong divisions. I also give more importance to Panzers. Making more but weak divisions doesn't make you win WW2 its just manpower loss lol.
Edit: btw i call Italy to war after i conquer france in 1940.
I only play as small countries because I never bothered learning how to draw up battle plans. Looks too complicated. i just micromanage everything like in previous games.
Too conplicated? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@Basterd22021
Yes. I've started using battle plans a little bit, but I always end up micromanaging a lot because the AI is incredibly stupid.
2:46 oh no! Everybody, hide all your food!!!
Just started laughing when Göring stepped in
3:50 i love how he managedd to get his all army in a single pocket
i love the choice of music :)
1:19 1:23 My Favourite Memes Are Which I Forgot The Names Of
Nice you added a minecraft creepy ambient sound nice work talperri
When you play as non-historical 3:59
1:41 no achievement O_o
"If art school says nein then europe shall be mein!! " 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Не передать словами, как это круто. Ты сделал смешное видео :D Can't put into words how cool this is. You made the funniest video :D
When they clicked Stalingrad I was like
Goodbye Germany
his tank is so op it has 2 radios? XD
Germany: Puts on Patton's 3 star helmet. 'Surrounded? Great now we can attack from every direction!'
Bro as a kurd i laughed, it was so unexpected 4:52 😂
I'm new to hoi4 but i fkn love this video. Masterpiece editing and sound effects
"Operation Sea Lion, That's All I'm gonna say."
2:50 that is no longer Unternehmen Barbarossa, it is now Fall Rot.
If i was played for Germany in Hoi4,my dad kill me💀
i have no idea whats going on put ill still watch all ur videos
i love how in reality i try to get danzig and the whole allies are already causing a civil war
Playing HOI4 in Nutshell Spain:CIVILWAR
And goering is still leading germany after ww2. Classic hoi4 peace conferences
Just do operation Seelöwe. You cannot have a full-scale war with Russia with enemies behind your back. In-game and IRL the British home guard had 0 chance if only a few german battalions could have reached the islands. Focus on torpedo bombers and submarines.
Yea I know it’s super easy to naval invade Britain when against AI.
I like how he deliberately played soo bad so he makes it to 45 and capitulates 😂
you must have lost because goring ate all of the war supplies
Yeah I though it was the reason too.
Germany: target locks Stalingrad
Romania: this is fine
2:41 Got Me Rolling Down In The Deep 💀💀💀
3:09 песня "Катюша"
*Chooses Steiner as general.*
*Berlin falls*
"DER ANGRIFF STEINER WAR BEFEHL!"
Him: i gonna invade Ussr
Ussr: Hold my vodka... watch the winter come
Bruh at least you managed to conquer France. I tried it many times but like it's the strongest military power in the game I put 5 armies on their border but they don't move forward.
Might be caused by supply, lack of air, time of attacking, etc
please tell me u dont try invading france trough alsace lorraine aka the maginot
@@FrankHorrigan2077 He definitely didn't read history
Little update: I did manage to conquer France but I wanna know how you guys do it with tank/motorized/mechanized divisions. I did it with one infantry army group but I want to play historically. The problem is that every time I try to do that I need like 5k tanks and even tho I put like 25 mils on tanks it still goes like 2-3 a day.
I know this is for meme purposes but it is impossible to lose against AI as germany lol
Well in my case I did the impossible you know maybe it wasn't a good idea to give the soviets free manpower and equipment for the sake of making Barbarossa more authentic
Ai waited for your fuel to run out before launching those naval invasions.
4:50 What’s the last meme?
Oh yes, the Kurds joined the Allies.
Love how switzerland just eating popcorn in the thumbnail
3:40 он повторил ошибку Гитлера пойдя на Сталинград и попав в котел
I love how Switzerland has the popcorn and watches the europe
i literally almost died when that austrian painter you know bout him ded and there is a new leader, at 2:42, göring!!!
don't you love when you try commerce raiding uk but they somehow bring a reverse card
3:50 bro is listening katyusha playing Germany
I love how he assigned Steiner for retaking Berlin
Wow It Reached 1M Views For When You Play As Germany In Hoi4 ❤
We'll miss the old german focus tree guys. I'm very sure bout that
Did anyone see Switzerland in the thumbnail eating popcorn😂
"Subscribe or Göring will empty you fridge" xDxDxD
AHEM, HISTORICAL playing Germany. I'm playing Germany like this:
Oh hello... OH FUCK FRANCE WHY ARE YOU GETTING CLOSE TO BERLIN
imagine losing in singleplayer hoi4 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
That's Me!
@@beezy_playmaker i lost once against the Soviets when they had like +15 million and it was my first Game
my game i don't think i will loose but i'm super bored to continue so i will probally retry from 0 because even if i win i think it will be too much of a grind
bros gotta get the perfect vacation spot for his officers
Germany gameplay: i gotta build up.. I GOTTA F*CKING BUILD UP BRO
Kurdistan joined Allies💀💀💀
I’m from kurdistan
Got my flying license with the flight school in 4:03 (also, in the same aerodrome) lol
damn that's cool
4:48 is literally every game lmao
POV: It's your first time playing Germany
Now need a video of taking out Poland by 1938 then Britain and France by 1940, followed by casually rolling the Soviets by 42.
I won Barbarossa but I was losing Yugoslavia so I had to use the annex command on the Soviet Union because I was focusing on the main front
0:40 german fail moment
One of the best gameplays i seen.
1:22
If someone knows Polish, it will confirm that it is beautiful
1:50🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's funny to me is that somehow it mimicked history ...
1:36 what is that music meme effect called?
Titan tvman's red tv screen sound from skibidi toilet
@@kazakhstaneditornice joke
Me seeing how many divisions he has:
The agency name fit the video perfectly
Some body knows why doesn’t charge the map on my HOI4?
subed just because of this video. good job👍
the funny thing ab playing germany is is that if you want to just play it on easy mode, just by hand justify on belgium first, and after that france. france will never join the allies after being annexed, you win.
lol
(though winning ww2 in 3 months is funnier imo)
Kurdistan joined allies
"SUS" is now my fav name for an intel agency
bro what the heck was happening in the end of the video lol XD
2:41 what tha czechia doing
4:07 hahahahahaha😂😂
"Bro, are you know, what SUS are following us?" 💀
Random germans DC in this game....
It's a shame you didn't implement the Lebensraum Plan. The Fuhrer is disappointed