Soviet Union in Hoi4 be like...

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @theironmarshal2868
    @theironmarshal2868 Год назад +626

    Germany: *takes Moscow
    Japan: *takes Vladivostok
    USSR: DIDN’T HEAR NO BELL!!!

    • @AoH_player
      @AoH_player Год назад +28

      USA: what the fu-

    • @Kenedienz
      @Kenedienz Год назад +3

      @@AoH_player Car: VROOOOOOM

    • @Kenedienz
      @Kenedienz Год назад +1

      @@AoH_player Canada: what the actual fu-

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 8 месяцев назад +1

      Germany. *Grabs Stalingrad and Leningrad as well as that one place in the caucuses with all the oil AKaksh somethin.
      USSR:Blyat

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 4 месяца назад +2

      *ending: Osmk Sirens Pop up with Scared Song.*

  • @andyschannel8246
    @andyschannel8246 Год назад +899

    can we just appreciate this mans time to make videos he records for hours and cuts it down to five minutes thats what i like to call a legend

  • @wingrr8943
    @wingrr8943 Год назад +185

    4:07 Broooo, Im dead💀

    • @Walter_Wide69
      @Walter_Wide69 Год назад

      Suka blyat blyat America blyat *heavy snowfall*
      Fuck no you can't have *heavy snowfall*

  • @raiden5181
    @raiden5181 Год назад +356

    I love how the first 3 years are identical to my first playthrough as the ussr

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 Год назад +4

      hey

    • @raiden5181
      @raiden5181 Год назад +3

      @@EnergeticSpark63 hello

    • @PrussianNationalist474
      @PrussianNationalist474 Год назад +2

      how to play ussr i only learn to play germany and usa

    • @raiden5181
      @raiden5181 Год назад +8

      @@PrussianNationalist474 youll have to rush down the political tree and get all the great trials donew which would remove the paranoia system from the game, then do what you want

    • @verialonbia
      @verialonbia 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@PrussianNationalist474 im a bit late but here's my take:
      FOCUS TREE
      first, rush down the political tree, ignore everything else because the centre political focuses reduce paranoia. when you finished the military conspiracy then focus on either army or the internal affairs. while you're at it, click the decisions to purge the navy and "forge satisfactory production reports" it reduces a considerable amount of paranoia
      after you got the politics dealt with, go with either army or economy. for army, rush down to rehabilitated military(experts in camouflage is optional). if you go economy, you can rush the third year plan(i personally don't do that) or rush down the ussr academy of sciences(pls take "foreign experts") for the extra slot. then go to the army and rush down the other slot. after that would be when the germans attack you, you can either micro in poland or fall back to the dneipr, it doesnt matter.
      please do not do any of the territorial focuses because it's a huge waste of time imo
      ARMY ORGANIZATION
      now, this is very complicated, so i just put them in one big army group, then delete all motorized and tanks for free equipment and it also reduces your gun deficit. next, you wait until you have 50pp(or 48? i dont remember) then justify on turkey. after that, you can do either:
      - split the mountaineers into one army, and split 72 infantry units into 3 armies. the first army will guard the turkish border along with the mountaineers, the rest will guard the romanian's.
      - split all nkvd divisions off the army(provided you havent switched them) and put them on the turkish border, the mountaineers and 1 army will guard the romanians.
      whatever you do doesn't matter, but you MUST extend the war until ~1938. it gives you a lotta experience and also allows you to do "war economy"(hey it's 120 pp saved). then kill both romania and turkey(you should've been in ankara or crossed the river on the border with romania by then) you get 2 free puppets(you can also annex turkey, but i dont want to micro the italian islands)
      now if you're in 1941, stack all of your army on the german border. the mountaineers on the hungarian one, and you should've the planes up to date by now. make a plane with 3x4 heavy mgs or 1x2 cannon and 2x4 heavy mgs, with sealing tanks and either 1 drop tanks and 1 extra fuel tanks or 2 extra fuel tanks. make a cas with 2 bomb locks and 1 bomb bay(small) and either 1 drop tanks and 1 extra fuel tanks or 2 extra fuel tanks. you MUST have atleast 600 fighters by the time the germans come knocking(cas can wait). then you can watch as their airforce of 4000 melt because the ai is so dumb. stay at the polish border or the dneipr line until 1943, at which you can do 2 things:
      if you're on the polish border, try to start an offensive with your tank divisions and 2000 cas, either capture warsaw and then encircle koenigsberg, or all out offensive with TANKS to kill 'em all. your casualties should be no lesser than 2m.
      if you're on the dneipr, MAKE SURE you have kiev in your hands(build some forts there) and then start an offensive that captures 10 tiles west of it. then start another offensive with your tanks until you reach the lithuanian border, trust me, you will have an instant dopamine boost if you manage to cut all of the germans at the border.
      after that, it's over.
      PRODUCTION
      first and foremost, delete trucks, tanks, fighter and strat bombers, then set infantry equipment and support equipment to 15 and 10 factories respectively. if you had any remaining factories then assign them all to arty
      if you have a 40k+ surplus of guns and 6k+ surplus of support in 1939, you have essentially won the game. now what you want to do is start researching planes ahead of time. you should have planes rolling by 1940. if you have a 80-120k surplus of infantry and 10-14k surplus of support, then cut both of them to 5 factories, invest the rest into either towed anti air and fighter or towed aa and med tanks(more on them later). you should have 12 tanks divisions in training when the germans attack. adjust accordingly as you see fit.
      TEMPLATES AND DESIGNS
      now, i have said a thing or two about the planes, so we arent going back to it. you should have your arty and aa up to date, your tanks ahead of time(1940 tanks in 1939 is good enough).
      your med tank should be:
      -main gun
      + howitzers or main cannon if you see too many tank divisions
      -turret
      + honestly, either two man or three man turret(i prefer two because the breakthrough is nice and it doesnt suffer from speed penalties of three man)
      -everything else
      + best radio you can fit, easy maintenance(replace with wet ammo storage if you doesnt have maintenance company researched), 2 heavy mgs(if you want reliability, replace one mg with easy maintenance and add wet ammo storage). for suspension... do whatever you want, i prefer christie because speed is speed. keep riveted armor because its cheaper, and keep gas engine because its balanced. make sure your armor is at least 60 and speed is at least 8km/h. you should have a tank that costs 11-15 production cost.
      for templates. you would want to do 9/1 or 9/2 depending on your preferences, i personally do 9/1(9 infantry and 1 arty) with logistics, engineer, support arty and aa, and rangers(elevate the mountaineers). the mountaineers itself should be smth like 8/3(8 mountaineers, 3 arty) with logistics, engineer, support arty and aa, and rangers. your tanks should have 30-40 combat width(to do that, you can do 10 tanks 10 motorized or 10 tanks 5 motorized(8 tanks 8 motorized is very good too) with logistics, engineer, support arty and aa, and MAINTENANCE(not rangers) this makes sure you don't get speed capped at 6.4km/h because rangers stuff.
      GENERALS AND XP GAINING
      you can do either:
      + attack turkey and romania in 1937
      + attack turkey and romania in mid-1937(allows you to farm spain for a while)
      + focus on spain only(might give you a puppet should you win). remember to send 2 tactical bombers air wing with IL design bureau
      you can breed a lvl 1-2 general into a lvl 6-7 by the time germany strikes. i prefer markian popov(he has infantry officer, cold resistance(lol), brilliant strategist and is lvl 2) he can be really good to defend the hungarian border when germany strikes(yes put him on mountaineers). for the tanks, put them under a lvl 1 tank general that starts with dmitry.
      GOVERNMENT
      this is very self explanatory, you will:
      +rush partial mob
      +get the industrial expert for extra civ construction(do not grab any other)
      + grab the popular figurehead or army reformer(again, do not grab any other ones because they will get purged to death)
      + assign your general you breed somewhere infantry specialist so you get a bonus to infantry
      + do positive heroism in focus tree for armor genius
      + get limited conscription
      + go limited exports
      + buy all of the allied rubber
      + get the cas reduction guy
      that's it. good luck with your games

  • @CCCPRusRus
    @CCCPRusRus Год назад +102

    I like how he reloaded the game because he didn't want to fight the Allies

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 10 месяцев назад

      More than likely he just wasn't ready to fight the allies

  • @dymkot
    @dymkot Год назад +115

    the desire to play hoi4⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

  • @2033-u6q
    @2033-u6q Год назад +86

    These videos are god level. Happy that encountered this channel

  • @eaocat9710
    @eaocat9710 Год назад +64

    "Stalin has declared that the Soviet Union must be protected at any cost"

  • @XxxLibertyyyXx
    @XxxLibertyyyXx Год назад +7

    1:40 NO STEP BACK!

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx Год назад +31

    "Today, I played 500 hours of Soviet Union, to give you 5:00 video of average USSR experience. Enjoy, comrades!"

  • @hdhdhrjhdje7557
    @hdhdhrjhdje7557 Год назад +15

    Wow I instantly suffer 2 million casualties when Barbarossa starts

  • @Fawzin1337
    @Fawzin1337 Год назад +40

    Это похвально,я горжусь тобой

  • @baconhairbacana1964
    @baconhairbacana1964 Год назад +67

    *New Talpperi video* 🙏🙏

  • @JasonParmenter
    @JasonParmenter Год назад +6

    Every Soviet game: maybe i should do something other than a Stalin playthrough...
    Ben: *NO*

  • @Chill_Goat18
    @Chill_Goat18 Год назад +3

    Funny thing is i just searched for vid like this yesterday. Good work

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад +45

    Lore of Soviet Union in Hoi4 be like... Momentum 100

  • @alforzsoldierman1989
    @alforzsoldierman1989 11 месяцев назад +1

    This shit is very accurate. Good job, Talpperi!

  • @VolkovAnarchy
    @VolkovAnarchy Год назад +9

    So you let a monarchist Yugoslavia into your Faction?
    Stalin: YES

  • @superkidwindows
    @superkidwindows 11 месяцев назад +5

    4:07: i can confirm that it completely means "Hello America can i have"

  • @starksvensk
    @starksvensk Год назад +16

    A wholly underrated RUclipsr. Good job!

  • @JACKSON298
    @JACKSON298 Год назад +8

    When we were waiting, Talpperi delivers

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault Год назад +8

    Big error: Not building a wall.
    Walls always work.

  • @Randonmn
    @Randonmn Год назад +5

    finally, hes back.

  • @Certopo_loh
    @Certopo_loh Год назад +6

    4:08 Да! Именно так мы здоровоемся с американцами.

  • @bannihop666
    @bannihop666 Год назад +14

    этот ролик войдет в историю hearts of iron 4

  • @everthirn5410
    @everthirn5410 Год назад +6

    Thank you funny baguette boy for this video 😊❤

  • @WyattGibbs-o8o
    @WyattGibbs-o8o 7 месяцев назад +1

    time traveler: *exists*
    the timeline:

  • @I_am_a_Brazilian
    @I_am_a_Brazilian Год назад +7

    Finalmente vídio novo (I am a brazilian)

    • @Menezarian
      @Menezarian Год назад

      you can't even write proper Portuguese 💀

  • @kebisiek593
    @kebisiek593 Год назад +2

    this should be a hoi4 ad

  • @buckogamer6839
    @buckogamer6839 Год назад +4

    soviets invade everywhere simulator

  • @rabidzabid6486
    @rabidzabid6486 Год назад

    Your videos are perfect bro :D

  • @moonlitpacific
    @moonlitpacific Год назад

    i love your editing man 😭😭😭

  • @RussianGeneral1905
    @RussianGeneral1905 Год назад +6

    Next suggestion: Restoring romanovs be like…

  • @MINKHANTHEIN-sd5iq
    @MINKHANTHEIN-sd5iq 8 месяцев назад +3

    Your computer become our computer got me.
    And yes, i liked my own comment.

  • @ITZ_MA7MOUD
    @ITZ_MA7MOUD Месяц назад

    Turkey: we will gain control over the black sea
    Talpperi: nuh uh

  • @barisbahceci5461
    @barisbahceci5461 Год назад +5

    nice video! what template did you used for gameplay

  • @Gabrield23413
    @Gabrield23413 Год назад +1

    Yess finally new video

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old 4 месяца назад +1

    *ending: Osmk Sirens Pop up with Scared Song.*

  • @PrinceRaygelGregorio
    @PrinceRaygelGregorio 10 месяцев назад

    Imagine this guy played for almost 2 days and just crop it into a 5 minutes video..
    What a Legend!

  • @justalex2.0
    @justalex2.0 Год назад +9

    A new video,Stalin approves!

  • @detroitdave9512
    @detroitdave9512 Год назад +2

    Love forgetting to do Desperate Measures until 1943

  • @MARCOS-dt7sq
    @MARCOS-dt7sq 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro, could you make a video with the final game? It could be very interesting to try to save the USSR

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 Год назад +2

    meta USSR , not bad , not bad at all

  • @adressfilled8173
    @adressfilled8173 3 месяца назад

    Bullyng little countries is the average soviet union gameplay

  • @No_HairGaming
    @No_HairGaming Год назад +1

    nice edit :D

  • @Aahmpower
    @Aahmpower Год назад +1

    I like the dramatism in those videos

  • @TamasGamerPC
    @TamasGamerPC Год назад

    My favourite video from you

  • @marshal_anon4522
    @marshal_anon4522 9 месяцев назад +4

    Stalin after killing everyone with an IQ above room temp because they're sus: Why are no competent officers?

  • @JACKSON298
    @JACKSON298 Год назад

    Worst part is when the allies somehow naval invade you in Crimea

  • @talibakhmed
    @talibakhmed Год назад +2

    Bro imagine not annex all just take 1 state from them

  • @_Trigger_782
    @_Trigger_782 Год назад +9

    Those german divisions be like: I think I'm strong but I get obliterated

  • @Vyacheslav69228
    @Vyacheslav69228 Год назад +1

    +1922 social credit.
    Comrade Stalin is proud of you!

  • @KkkkiJfjfjfkf-ge1br
    @KkkkiJfjfjfkf-ge1br 11 месяцев назад

    -Como de rapido quieres que vaya el video? -Si

  • @cat_city2009
    @cat_city2009 Год назад +1

    POV you unlocked the good timeline.

    • @SfghddevbnnnuArthurgds-lc1dw
      @SfghddevbnnnuArthurgds-lc1dw Год назад +1

      POV: you’re subhuman leftist filth with a low IQ who has no talent and a big ego so you blame capitalism for being a loser

    • @AFT_05G
      @AFT_05G Год назад

      POV: You're a f!cking Commie

  • @user-mx4xz4jc3u
    @user-mx4xz4jc3u Год назад

    Take it, as it's ours only

  • @bardzo_normalna_nazwa2837
    @bardzo_normalna_nazwa2837 Год назад +1

    3:18 LOL my every playtrought

  • @kizilmask
    @kizilmask 3 месяца назад

    game: soviets get turkey
    real: soviet licked hands

  • @certifiedsoupmonke
    @certifiedsoupmonke Год назад

    Am very proud mr baguette man

  • @zhivko-sr8gq
    @zhivko-sr8gq 6 месяцев назад

    Bro makes playing the ussr look like playing germany against poland

  • @ThefanaticFoxUser
    @ThefanaticFoxUser Год назад +2

    I thought it was going a bit too well for him

  • @Jody36
    @Jody36 Год назад +1

    Which texture Mod do you use?

  • @Taylor_slayss
    @Taylor_slayss Год назад

    What was the first piece of music in the video? (No it’s not a song it’s a piece)

  • @ЕленаАтрохова-и4ю
    @ЕленаАтрохова-и4ю Год назад +2

    where is the TNO mod?

  • @katify8920
    @katify8920 Год назад +2

    Me whenever a new upload

  • @ФоминЖеня
    @ФоминЖеня Год назад

    5:03 Safety rules from Fabienne Growley:
    Point 4: DON'T ATTACK MY ALLIES (USSR is a Fabienne ally)
    Germany and Japan: ☠
    (Because People's Democratic Republic of Animalia stronger that Axis)

  • @bg.mapper
    @bg.mapper Год назад

    what is the name of the music at the end of the video???

  • @TVMaim
    @TVMaim Год назад +2

    nice, ussr, gotta love it

  • @BarakObamamoment
    @BarakObamamoment Год назад +1

    Based ending !

  • @sandszed
    @sandszed Год назад

    Soviet union in my game captured half of his neighbours, and they became communists

  • @Danahom_Is_Cool
    @Danahom_Is_Cool Год назад

    very good vid !

  • @holms7164
    @holms7164 Год назад +3

    BROOOOOOOOOOO i still cant beat germany as soviet union

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Год назад

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr fuck yea

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Год назад

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr yea

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Год назад

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr i just wanna see division template

    • @holms7164
      @holms7164 Год назад

      @@MatiasA.-nk9kr okay

  • @samuelrecchilongo8972
    @samuelrecchilongo8972 Год назад

    Yeeeeeeee new tallpery video

  • @guilhermebarreto9874
    @guilhermebarreto9874 Год назад +1

    that's so fcking good

  • @leopad1312
    @leopad1312 Год назад

    How do u hold against germany😢???

  • @rodrigoguerrero7626
    @rodrigoguerrero7626 Год назад

    the best video

  • @canardbelge
    @canardbelge Год назад +4

    Masterpiece

  • @notjx113
    @notjx113 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:19 💀💀💀

  • @andraniktorosyan4393
    @andraniktorosyan4393 Год назад

    Hey dude can you tell me what mod you used to get like no terrain vision so my game runs faster?

  • @El.fish.the.chocolate
    @El.fish.the.chocolate Месяц назад

    4:23 Iranian troops had seized Baku.

  • @Kohrule
    @Kohrule Год назад +1

    Grafic mod name?

  • @JimmiCHY
    @JimmiCHY Год назад

    ЭТО ШЕДЕВРАЛЬНО

  • @Flandoru_Chan126
    @Flandoru_Chan126 5 месяцев назад

    YOOOO SOVEYSKAYA~SENPAI!!!
    これを見てください!!!

  • @Xser-KJ
    @Xser-KJ 8 месяцев назад

    Satlin when he see this news 4:53

  • @Rob-zz7bq
    @Rob-zz7bq 8 месяцев назад +1

    When the communism goes so hard not even a collab government can cap the soviet union

  • @eaocat9710
    @eaocat9710 Год назад

    Next time eat a salad
    -Scout tf2

  • @bitbait6614
    @bitbait6614 Год назад +1

    4:07 Вау переводчик 1946 знает Русский)

  • @zagorovic789
    @zagorovic789 Год назад

    can i just ask you what mods do you use?

    • @talpperi
      @talpperi  Год назад

      while recording I just use FPS map mod

  • @MarcioDascal
    @MarcioDascal Год назад

    Qual o nome da música ?

  • @Aleks_BC
    @Aleks_BC Год назад

    What Division Template did you use?

  • @Ataavci
    @Ataavci Год назад

    someone plays soviet
    turkiye: MAN WE ALREADY LIFE WAR LEAVE US ALONE
    Stalib: istanbul, istanbulllll I need go isganbul

  • @Artemui-10
    @Artemui-10 Год назад +1

    5:04 БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ!!

  • @Normalobot
    @Normalobot 9 месяцев назад

    Can somebody explain why everyone just takes countries as puppets?

    • @talpperi
      @talpperi  9 месяцев назад +2

      cuz it's cool

    • @Normalobot
      @Normalobot 9 месяцев назад

      @@talpperi ok but I think it looks cleaner when the whole world is named German Reich.

  • @aileenapuhin
    @aileenapuhin 7 месяцев назад

    FOR MOTHER RUSSIA
    -a conscript

  • @LevinaEllyangeles
    @LevinaEllyangeles 2 месяца назад

    "no sus"💀

  • @zidekrichard1144
    @zidekrichard1144 Год назад

    PLS make a video about how to be a pro like you

  • @panzerskameyka01
    @panzerskameyka01 Год назад +1

    2:58 у меня тоже Китай взял Ирак

  • @orange8685
    @orange8685 7 месяцев назад

    You better annex Finland and Van

  • @janula420gigasmoker5
    @janula420gigasmoker5 Год назад

    can someone tell name of the mod on map?

  • @notjx113
    @notjx113 11 месяцев назад

    Chinese iraq.... How far the east truly extended...

  • @NP-zl3io
    @NP-zl3io Год назад

    Reference to TNO?