*mouth sounds* in here we only play *water ampule* tingles, tingles, and more tingles! *tapping sounds* this isn't your ordinary station! *imagine dragons starts playing*
I did the math and to answer 15 thousand calls a month each call would max out at 2.66 minutes, and that’s working 24 hours a day seven days a week. Truly what splentastic dedication to one’s job.
Which was directed by Robert Englund, Freddy Kreuger himself. 1 of 3 things he ever directed. You should check out the IMDB section for the guy who played Hoax. Aside from 976 and Fright night, his career got a little...rough
Man, getting good asmr back in the day sounds really tough. Thank goodness we’re as advanced as we are know so we can experience relaxation so conveniently
@@katelyndewey1146man it's criminal. but you can always download a vpn and put yourself in argentina. use a random address and to fill out and if done right you'll only pay about 2 dollars a month. real game right here!
This video has this amazing wibe of ER in his prime (4-7 years ago - very frequent content of Arkham Sanitarium videos, often with amazing props and editing. Those were the times).
@@EphemeralRiftyou are amazing Uncle E Never Forget that, this is now my new favorite video btw, I love the concept of over the phone asmr. You're creativity is so astounding and inspiring, keep on keepin on!👽🖖
I would like to thank Brian . I called about 7 decades In the future and he gave me the best tingles I’ve ever heard. Especially when he transformed into his natural eldritch deity form it was worth all 9.7 tacks I paid!! Thank you Brian for putting me into a 29 eon long coma which I woke up from tomorrow!!! Please give him his monthly bonus! Also if you are considering calling make sure to get the anti sleep paralysis plan!!! Oh boy my first time I didnt get it and man I was staring down the creator of the Omniverse for an unfathomable amount of time ranging on the border of 1 seconds and 1^528292927292729282018283929292179201181618107 eons!!!! Oh boy was that a doozy trust me it’s worth the thirty eight pieces of confetti.
Jesus time must work differently in the tingle office as you’re severely overworked. If you’re doing 15,000 calls and each one is around 25 minutes each. That’s 260 days of relaxing customers in a month. That better be some bonus!
Just got done with a band gig and coming home on a 4 hour bus ride and I have this playing on my tray table with earbuds in. I can’t wait for someone to look at me funny.
This one is quickly becoming a personal favorite of mine. Hope to see another one, if there’s a good idea for it! Maybe even doing 2 or more complete calls!
I remember my first video from you that caught my attention was when you were stroking corn, ever since I’ve genuinely watched your videos for content in addition to the sound. Fantastic work, thanks again for another piece of art.
@@EphemeralRiftThere’s actually a lot of videos of you and corn funny enough- it was a several minute bit that didn’t have any characters but can’t recall it either. In any case it was unique enough to burn into my brain lol.
I called 976-ASMR once back in 1989 and when my parents got the phone bill they whooped my a$$. Those by the minute charges add up. Later in the 90s I got a cell phone and used up all my minutes calling 976-ASMR. I was always waiting for the new month to get more minutes. I should have bought a calling card to save money.
Hey Paul, not sure if you read all of these, but just wanted to say that the pausing and playing with silence and anticipation is not something i’ve seen often in asmr and its so good man u gotta have it in more videos. Loved the video idea too 🙏
So .99 cents a minute, from 2:39 to 25:55 (roughly judging from when the phone was answered to when Corvus fully hung up)....so that's 23 minutes, 16 seconds. I forget how they charged, Let's say part of a minute is rounded up, so $24. That would be the equivalent of $89.34 these days. ASMR is a luxury good it seems XD
Watching one of your videos is like geting under a warm blanket theres just a air of comfort it brings it takes all the worries away a temporary reprev form the Exestenal dread of reality
i have this playing on my tv at the moment and i was looking down at my phone… you wouldn’t believe how fast i looked back up the moment i heard Corvus lol
Ephemeral Rift is so creative and brilliant. I don't know how he comes up with all these great ideas for his videos but I hope he keeps at it for a long time.
Haven’t fallen asleep to a video in a while, but this one has me waking up with my headphones on low battery! Your content never fails to entertain, even if I’m not conscious.
I did the math. In an 8 hour work day, with no breaks, and working weekends, you’d need to do about 60 calls an hour to reach the 15,000 call bonus. Given that each call takes about 30 minutes, I’m guessing you’ve been working a lot more than 8 hours a day. Good luck Brian, you’re gonna need it at that job
(At the start): Who will it be!? Who else is coming back from Arkham Sanitarium!? (After seeing him): Tabufala! (Is that how you pronounce it? Idk) So glad they’re coming back! (After seeing the others): CORVUS & KEVIN!? I’m so glad you guys are back!
Eyes closed, that crinkly plastic made me imagine I was a test patient in a room draped in plastic, being experimented on by a Professor spiralling into madness. I could almost see the Professor slowly circling my chair and taking notes, and hear his footsteps on the crinkly floor. ...must have been in another life...
You forgot the 1-900 prior to the number. Great video idea, Paul! I hope you do a series with ALL of your characters calling this hotline over the year. Marvelous! 🤘🤘
Ah another sanitarium vid, time to be trnsported to a dreaming cityscape of cyclopean design and witness untold angles of reality only to wake realize i've been asleep for a week. Yknow the basic ephemeral rift experience.
10:07 - This is my favorite type of trigger which could be used for an entire video. You could mix in that evil incantation of the creature at -2:17- of "Intro to Dungeons & Dragons (5e) Part 3." Still my favorite, though the "Blanket Fort" is a close 2nd. 🤘🤘
Wow, this combination of traditional ASMR relaxation and tingles contrasting with the overall background vibes of anxiety from Corvus talking so slowly at $.99 a minute and the complete pauses in talking was next level for me. 😳 Well done! (also that occasional growl coming through during the soft spoken bits really did something new to me that I really wasn’t expecting… 🫢)
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"You're listening to 97.6 ASMR, The Rift. Only the freshest tingles."
You’ve been in the dark for way to long, it’s time to look into the light and accept your fate in open arms
ASMR radio is actually a banger idea
@@satisfyingvideos3426 *starts playing imagine dragons*
Only the most ephemeral of tingles
*mouth sounds*
in here we only play
*water ampule*
tingles, tingles, and more tingles!
*tapping sounds*
this isn't your ordinary station!
*imagine dragons starts playing*
Such an honour to see Dr. Corvus again! Great to see he's doing well all these years back, or forward!
I think thats the universe that is 3 to the left, then 1 up, which means it would be in the future, with cowboys and all that good stuff
I did the math and to answer 15 thousand calls a month each call would max out at 2.66 minutes, and that’s working 24 hours a day seven days a week. Truly what splentastic dedication to one’s job.
Employee of the month!
Dude doesn’t sleep just to help others sleep
Thats a legend right there
I too did some math. This call was about 30 minutes. That means that there are roughly 3125 Earth days in that ASMR patients month
For the younger viewers, 976 is a reference to the 1980's movie '976 EVIL', which is about a haunted telephone switchboard. Pretty fun film.
i just know it by the deftones song LMAO
I thought it was just some number to have in the title
Which was directed by Robert Englund, Freddy Kreuger himself. 1 of 3 things he ever directed. You should check out the IMDB section for the guy who played Hoax. Aside from 976 and Fright night, his career got a little...rough
@@bootz8775 Mechanics bi Day, Lube Job bi Night
Not to be that guy, but this video and 976 directly reference the 976 numbers back in the day. 976 EVIL actually is a reference to those numbers.
Man, getting good asmr back in the day sounds really tough. Thank goodness we’re as advanced as we are know so we can experience relaxation so conveniently
Now it’s 18.99 a month for premium asmr without the ads!
"advanced"
@@katelyndewey1146man it's criminal. but you can always download a vpn and put yourself in argentina. use a random address and to fill out and if done right you'll only pay about 2 dollars a month. real game right here!
@@katelyndewey1146thankfully er doesn’t have ads on his vids one of the reasons he’s the goat
@Trace-zn4el even though he doesnt choose ads youtube still puts them when you click on the video sometimes though
I never thought i'd see the day of Corvus having a full on conversation with someone who isn't the viewer directly like this, wow.
This video has this amazing wibe of ER in his prime (4-7 years ago - very frequent content of Arkham Sanitarium videos, often with amazing props and editing. Those were the times).
He still makes amazing videos now, if not even better. No doubt about it
his first video to whenever his last is is his "prime"
appreciate it. i may not have the physical energy i once did, but i still have the mental, so i'm trying to make the best of it while it lasts LOL
@@EphemeralRiftyou are amazing Uncle E Never Forget that, this is now my new favorite video btw, I love the concept of over the phone asmr. You're creativity is so astounding and inspiring, keep on keepin on!👽🖖
I would consider that more of the “golden age” of the ER channel. ER is still in his prime
As a rifter and call center commander, this video has me feeling some kind of way. ❤
This video's cinematography is truly out-of-this-universe
You explaining the Corvus roleplay to Corvus makes life okay
The silence & then pocket button pocket button!!! I actually got emotional with the silence have no idea why. Thank you for all that you do ❤❤
I would like to thank Brian . I called about 7 decades In the future and he gave me the best tingles I’ve ever heard. Especially when he transformed into his natural eldritch deity form it was worth all 9.7 tacks I paid!! Thank you Brian for putting me into a 29 eon long coma which I woke up from tomorrow!!! Please give him his monthly bonus! Also if you are considering calling make sure to get the anti sleep paralysis plan!!! Oh boy my first time I didnt get it and man I was staring down the creator of the Omniverse for an unfathomable amount of time ranging on the border of 1 seconds and 1^528292927292729282018283929292179201181618107 eons!!!! Oh boy was that a doozy trust me it’s worth the thirty eight pieces of confetti.
You are awesome. Thanks for taking us back to the 80s (those of us who were in there then) so I’ll make a fanart of you
Its crazy how this video was foreshadowed in the last video, when Margaret talks about the ASMR hotline while using the phone on the stimulus board.
When you did the pausing bit 😍 genuinely amazingly tingly
major props for being able to record two separate videos and have the conversation flow so smoothly!!
So glad to see the old characters. I hope you keep it up for this year. Rift world is my favorite part about this channel.
i'll try! i have plans..
The ending is so...
ethereal
Meta af
This might honestly be the best and my favorite asmr video of all time.
Seeing your flushed out Characters interact with each other makes me so happy.
heheh i try!
Jesus time must work differently in the tingle office as you’re severely overworked. If you’re doing 15,000 calls and each one is around 25 minutes each. That’s 260 days of relaxing customers in a month. That better be some bonus!
$5 homie!
Just got done with a band gig and coming home on a 4 hour bus ride and I have this playing on my tray table with earbuds in. I can’t wait for someone to look at me funny.
This one is quickly becoming a personal favorite of mine. Hope to see another one, if there’s a good idea for it! Maybe even doing 2 or more complete calls!
Brian has definitely saved lives
I remember my first video from you that caught my attention was when you were stroking corn, ever since I’ve genuinely watched your videos for content in addition to the sound. Fantastic work, thanks again for another piece of art.
stroking corn? haha i don't remember that at all. sure that was me? maybe a 2 minute tingle video? hmmm
@@EphemeralRiftThere’s actually a lot of videos of you and corn funny enough- it was a several minute bit that didn’t have any characters but can’t recall it either. In any case it was unique enough to burn into my brain lol.
I LOVE❤ this! Love the nostalgia flavor...🥰 Thank you Uncle E❤🇮🇹
Fratm
There’s gonna be a point where you actually summon something with those chants you do 😂
lol
Who's to say he hasn't already?
"Hi I've been trying to reach you about yout cars extended warranty!"
I called 976-ASMR once back in 1989 and when my parents got the phone bill they whooped my a$$. Those by the minute charges add up. Later in the 90s I got a cell phone and used up all my minutes calling 976-ASMR. I was always waiting for the new month to get more minutes. I should have bought a calling card to save money.
Honestly, a hotline for the best late night ASMR sounds a lot more fun and gratifying than certain other numbers advertised after dark.
rift makes the best asmr videos hands down, love how creative he is.
Hey Paul, not sure if you read all of these, but just wanted to say that the pausing and playing with silence and anticipation is not something i’ve seen often in asmr and its so good man u gotta have it in more videos. Loved the video idea too 🙏
yeah there's so many dif triggers to keep track of i often forget! lol i should probably keep a little list
I love these. You are so talented at what you do!! You could've been a voice actor or a regular actor even. :)
That was great man, always love your content and always makes me fall asleep (in a great way)
I like to imagine that we, the viewer, have a lifetime subscription to 976 ASMR because we can listen to the ASMR for hours on end
This is by far the most creative one yet, I love it!
For real, everytime Ephemeral Rift does a story based ASMR, it is always cheff Kiss.
So .99 cents a minute, from 2:39 to 25:55 (roughly judging from when the phone was answered to when Corvus fully hung up)....so that's 23 minutes, 16 seconds. I forget how they charged, Let's say part of a minute is rounded up, so $24. That would be the equivalent of $89.34 these days. ASMR is a luxury good it seems XD
Bridge card
Pleaseeeee make this a series!!!
Watching one of your videos is like geting under a warm blanket theres just a air of comfort it brings it takes all the worries away a temporary reprev form the Exestenal dread of reality
Need to see dr Corvus calling the asmr hotline and getting a role play of himself
Such a perfect video! Still haven't made it all the way through to the end without falling asleep. AMAZING!!
Yo this one is lit. Feels like an avenger meet up.
you know your going to sleeping in even when your not when uncle E uploads
This just might be the best one yet🔥
That poor alien spent (at least) $3,564 and didn't even fall asleep until afterwards. I hope the currency man can get him a good deal!!
i have this playing on my tv at the moment and i was looking down at my phone… you wouldn’t believe how fast i looked back up the moment i heard Corvus lol
I love how even though it's set in the 80's, Corvus still uses an ancient phone.
Turns out Cthulhu and I have the same pillow case, neato.
Man he does
LETS GOOOOOO!!!
Alien guy and a phone so far can’t wait for what’s after these first 3 minutes
At $0.99 per minute with the first minute free, the alien at the beginning spent $359 for his tingles.
🤑
this looked very hard to create this is a very impressive and great creation good job
Nah this a goated premise
Ephemeral Rift is so creative and brilliant. I don't know how he comes up with all these great ideas for his videos but I hope he keeps at it for a long time.
Honestly could listen to the gray alien for hours while he relaxes on the couch 😅
This is amazing always love the creativity and splendtastic tingles paul thank you!
Haven’t fallen asleep to a video in a while, but this one has me waking up with my headphones on low battery! Your content never fails to entertain, even if I’m not conscious.
Fantastic tingles as always
The videos lately have been insanely high quality production wise, they’re so impressive
Lovely concept
we require another of these, i must hear what the futuristic travel agency was
I did the math. In an 8 hour work day, with no breaks, and working weekends, you’d need to do about 60 calls an hour to reach the 15,000 call bonus. Given that each call takes about 30 minutes, I’m guessing you’ve been working a lot more than 8 hours a day. Good luck Brian, you’re gonna need it at that job
When he first put the paper bag over his head and began speaking in tongues, I lost it.🤣
You are my favorite RUclipsr, I love the content and I look up to you, love ya
The "techical term" for the parts that stick up on a comb are the TEETH!
haha yeah it popped into my head afterwards
That ending got me a few seconds before going to sleep
(At the start): Who will it be!? Who else is coming back from Arkham Sanitarium!? (After seeing him): Tabufala! (Is that how you pronounce it? Idk) So glad they’re coming back! (After seeing the others): CORVUS & KEVIN!? I’m so glad you guys are back!
Eyes closed, that crinkly plastic made me imagine I was a test patient in a room draped in plastic, being experimented on by a Professor spiralling into madness. I could almost see the Professor slowly circling my chair and taking notes, and hear his footsteps on the crinkly floor.
...must have been in another life...
I have returned from my isolation just in time to see my boy Corvus! And few other videos from earlier! Uncle E spoils me!
The way you introduced Cthulhu made me giggle
Zogthrip callback too! Maybe another edition of that roleplay is in store for us
In another universe where the internet didn’t take off this is totally happening somewhere.
Clicked faster than Rift could say Good Now!!
I think that's the code to Margaret's busy board.
Please do more of these😊
i'll try!
"Think I'll sleep with my eyes open"
Too relatable
Amazing video uncle E
Glad to see your sense of creativity is alive and well
I was so concerned about your hands in the opening sequence 😂
lol
Beautiful
roleplays the best always
You forgot the 1-900 prior to the number. Great video idea, Paul! I hope you do a series with ALL of your characters calling this hotline over the year. Marvelous! 🤘🤘
haha we'll see!
Great vid!
This is the type of video that I subscribed to this channel for❤
Another high quality ASMR videos from Uncle E😴
Uncle E uploads this vídeo, other ASMR content creators: ✍️📝
This one is amazing🎉, gives me a nostalgia tingle like there's no tomorrow!
I’ll be a monkeys uncle if this isn’t the most clever concept for ASMR
At this point uncle E is truly ASMR godfather
Ah another sanitarium vid, time to be trnsported to a dreaming cityscape of cyclopean design and witness untold angles of reality only to wake realize i've been asleep for a week.
Yknow the basic ephemeral rift experience.
10:14 - I died 😂😂😂
keep up the good work ephemeral rift love your content!!!
common ephemeral W
05:48 Yes! I love non sequitir stuff.
10:07 - This is my favorite type of trigger which could be used for an entire video. You could mix in that evil incantation of the creature at -2:17- of "Intro to Dungeons & Dragons (5e) Part 3." Still my favorite, though the "Blanket Fort" is a close 2nd. 🤘🤘
Amazing work as always rift
Thank you so much...
I was here before the Mr. McChicken person
I still hope to this day, that one day ER will get a film theory video (hopefully before mat pat retires)
this is best tingles if I ever seen
Wow, this combination of traditional ASMR relaxation and tingles contrasting with the overall background vibes of anxiety from Corvus talking so slowly at $.99 a minute and the complete pauses in talking was next level for me. 😳 Well done! (also that occasional growl coming through during the soft spoken bits really did something new to me that I really wasn’t expecting… 🫢)
Ok the more he does these videos the more I feel like this is multiversal omniversal or outerversel
multiomnioutereverywhereversal
Gotta be honest forgot Corvus has a middle name and as a one piece fan my heart stopped when he said “Corvus D. Clemmonds”