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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @shapeturtle
    @shapeturtle 11 месяцев назад +230

    Yet another moment where ER has caused me to sit upright in bed, uncontrollably laughing by his sudden use of "fuck." The last one was the Christmas Kidnapping. Thanks, Uncle E! Always brings a smile to my face.

    • @purehonda23
      @purehonda23 11 месяцев назад +10

      Seriously I absolutely died 😂

    • @JetlifeFCtwitch
      @JetlifeFCtwitch 9 месяцев назад +4

      😂 wasn’t expecting it at ball. Legend.

  • @youtubebigbrainedmike
    @youtubebigbrainedmike 11 месяцев назад +301

    When uncle rift swears you know you messed up, I better get to sleep. 😭

    • @sem5296
      @sem5296 11 месяцев назад

      And you better feel splen-fucking-tastic in the morning

    • @keystud2
      @keystud2 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @aldux4971
      @aldux4971 6 месяцев назад +2

      Where?

    • @etern8teez
      @etern8teez 5 месяцев назад

      @@aldux4971 0:19 - 0:50

    • @CrystalRaccoon
      @CrystalRaccoon Месяц назад

      For real bro😭🙏

  • @SpilledChocoMilk
    @SpilledChocoMilk 11 месяцев назад +156

    “It’s time. . .for you. . .to go. . .the fuck. . .to sleep.”
    Best line I’ve ever heard. I laughed way too hard hearing that.

  • @iMustBro
    @iMustBro 11 месяцев назад +625

    Been watching this guy since I was 8 years old with his first few videos.
    Insane to think that it's been 10 years I've watched this guy

    • @Strand_Of_DNA
      @Strand_Of_DNA 11 месяцев назад +79

      10 Years and you are still watching? You are more Loyal than Loyal can be, Yo girl lucky asf

    • @YinIsInfinite
      @YinIsInfinite 11 месяцев назад +38

      10+ years and only 1.1M a damn shame

    • @Strand_Of_DNA
      @Strand_Of_DNA 11 месяцев назад +51

      @@YinIsInfiniteFor ASMR thats pretty good

    • @YinIsInfinite
      @YinIsInfinite 11 месяцев назад

      I know but if I was decicated to this shit and 10+ years in the run and I've barely achieved 1M subs and the videos views are low i'd be pressed ngl@@Strand_Of_DNA

    • @iloveguitarhero8081
      @iloveguitarhero8081 11 месяцев назад +2

      HUSHHH

  • @HeartfireAce21
    @HeartfireAce21 11 месяцев назад +174

    I did not anticipate that first “go to sleep”
    I am slightly shooketh

    • @g3thetiger100
      @g3thetiger100 11 месяцев назад +8

      I was dying 💀

    • @elijahhill6602
      @elijahhill6602 11 месяцев назад +12

      Samuel L. Jackson would be proud.

  • @pingpong2309
    @pingpong2309 11 месяцев назад +315

    2 am here rn and having uncle E immediately confront me on why I’m still awake is the type of immersion I watch for

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  11 месяцев назад +79

      i aim to please!

    • @primalboi96
      @primalboi96 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@EphemeralRiftwell you a sniper!

    • @Hunt3r2k
      @Hunt3r2k 11 месяцев назад +2

      i just found his video today at 1:52 am xD

    • @alistercollgn9613
      @alistercollgn9613 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Hunt3r2kx) same here

    • @luke_the_fraser855
      @luke_the_fraser855 11 месяцев назад +2

      6:21 am for me 😭😭

  • @alleru1369
    @alleru1369 11 месяцев назад +99

    Just opened this at more than 3am with 4 hours of sleep left, this is perfect! Instant like

    • @Facekick48
      @Facekick48 11 месяцев назад +11

      As someone who has to wake up in 2.5 hours, I am jealous

    • @captaincashew5291
      @captaincashew5291 11 месяцев назад +5

      Welcome to the ERU

  • @LovedThatPart
    @LovedThatPart 11 месяцев назад +315

    Loved that part when I went to sleep.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  11 месяцев назад +76

      i did that too!

    • @primalboi96
      @primalboi96 11 месяцев назад +3

      Time stamp?

    • @Jesty.r
      @Jesty.r 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@primalboi9600:02

    • @rvs2677
      @rvs2677 2 месяца назад

      Discontinued now

  • @yosher
    @yosher 11 месяцев назад +250

    Damn, the start of this video seemed like an attack more than anything. Those shrugs seemed so full of emotion

    • @ggnmsn
      @ggnmsn 11 месяцев назад +2

      Wtf? How soft are you?

    • @yosher
      @yosher 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@ggnmsn damn bro chill, I wasn’t actually offended. I thought the shit was funny, and the acting was good.

    • @ggnmsn
      @ggnmsn 11 месяцев назад

      @yosher ok cool. I was thinking, man kids these days need to put the phones down and go touch grass.

    • @wolflypackucus1543
      @wolflypackucus1543 11 месяцев назад +32

      @@ggnmsnI think you need to go touch grass if you got that upset so fast…

    • @zirotwu
      @zirotwu 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@ggnmsn the irony

  • @MakoMusic_
    @MakoMusic_ 11 месяцев назад +68

    I've been awake for a few eons because corvus wouldnt stop replacing body parts at random. This video helped

  • @iloveguitarhero8081
    @iloveguitarhero8081 11 месяцев назад +35

    Woah, was not expecting him to start it off like that but I love it,

  • @marmara_edits
    @marmara_edits 11 месяцев назад +79

    Hello Rift. Thank you for leading me to the sleep.

  • @ticket2heavenn
    @ticket2heavenn 11 месяцев назад +14

    To think if I never clicked on the video of a humanoid rhino doctor seven years ago I would've never been able to experience such relaxation, comedic relief and world building as I have so far with you Uncle E; thank you for being you!

  • @slimyslimer2642
    @slimyslimer2642 11 месяцев назад +1250

    I tried to go to sleep without the map and i got lost, now i'm stuck in a laboratory with a plague doctor, and i'm his experiment subject.
    If i don't answer, it's because my brain has been placed somewhere else.

    • @MrPlunger777
      @MrPlunger777 11 месяцев назад +30

      Is it Corvus?

    • @bulldozer2550
      @bulldozer2550 11 месяцев назад +13

      How the hell, were you kidnapped by him?😅

    • @lisku7892
      @lisku7892 11 месяцев назад +21

      I know how you feel I got lost too and I find myself in the 15th century library with map in my hands

    • @magnushenry9
      @magnushenry9 11 месяцев назад +25

      Bro you always have to take the second door on the right when you get to the laboratory. Just don't. Don't. Don't. Take the third on the right. Please don't.

    • @niccolocansu
      @niccolocansu 11 месяцев назад +17

      Don’t worry, he is pretty chill

  • @omoriomoli
    @omoriomoli 11 месяцев назад +26

    It's always a snoozetastic night when uncle E makes a new video🙏🙏

  • @corgiblud
    @corgiblud 11 месяцев назад +7

    I've slept approximately four hours in the past three days so thank you for this mercy, sleep at long last, huzzah!!

  • @susiebit
    @susiebit 11 месяцев назад +29

    I love videos on any topic of yours, but whispered are always the best.

  • @coopers1716
    @coopers1716 9 месяцев назад

    adding string as a prop for the worry extraction process is such a nice touch.

  • @scottgeraci5751
    @scottgeraci5751 11 месяцев назад +9

    I haven’t slept right since Monday night 😮‍💨 I will need this video tonight after work

  • @crxpitus9070
    @crxpitus9070 2 месяца назад

    Hey E, thank you for always posting high quality and relaxing asmr videos. I have really bad insomnia caused by my anxiety and your videos have always helped me sleep. So thank you.

  • @ThorHammer88
    @ThorHammer88 7 месяцев назад +2

    My dude is the Jedi Master of ASMR.

  • @purolover
    @purolover 11 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you, benevolent creature. For providing such an excellent pillow

  • @_Tea_Tea_Tea_
    @_Tea_Tea_Tea_ 11 месяцев назад +14

    ER: Its time for you to go the f to sleep
    Me: *goes to sleep*

    • @rryan01
      @rryan01 11 месяцев назад +1

      This comment is using to much internet please edit as there isn’t enough to go around

    • @_Tea_Tea_Tea_
      @_Tea_Tea_Tea_ 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@rryan01 I am sorry and I truly understand your issue here but Im using the internet 2.0 and it seems to be using more space than the internet you're using on the planet you live. I would recommend contacting your ISP and change to version 2.0

  • @persephone9084
    @persephone9084 9 месяцев назад +5

    When rift drops the F-bomb in the first minute of the video, you know it's gonna be a good one

    • @thepardigon178
      @thepardigon178 7 месяцев назад

      "whooooaaaa he said the frick word"

  • @deloera1294
    @deloera1294 11 месяцев назад +38

    As a sleep resident, I approve this map.

  • @GrandRezero
    @GrandRezero 11 месяцев назад +21

    I'm doing splen-terrible.. but you know a Rift video goes a long way.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  11 месяцев назад +21

      i don't think it gets worse than splenterrible

    • @bigbeast103
      @bigbeast103 11 месяцев назад +4

      Horrifitastic, perhaps is a close 2nd

  • @marcusreacts6764
    @marcusreacts6764 11 месяцев назад +18

    Thank you Uncle E, now i can rest and sleep

  • @fishy299owo
    @fishy299owo 11 месяцев назад +13

    Kinda weird that I've been falling asleep to your voice for six years now.

  • @TheGhostRonin
    @TheGhostRonin 11 месяцев назад +2

    Id love another ASMR quest giver video like the first one you did, that one is one of my favorites!

  • @intodarkness-jy6mp
    @intodarkness-jy6mp 11 месяцев назад +12

    The man the myth the legend, just know your one of the top dogs in this community. You’ve never had a subscriber count to aling with your video content and true creativeness. You the best Rift!!!

  • @ChernoDida
    @ChernoDida 11 месяцев назад +13

    Best ASMR intro EVER

  • @Zac15Setter
    @Zac15Setter 11 месяцев назад +3

    Been watching your vids since 1987!!
    -posted from my Sony Playstation 1

  • @gannonpatton2858
    @gannonpatton2858 10 месяцев назад

    ER, I don't know what it was with the "Sound of your Thoughts" portion, but I was wide awake enjoying the video one moment and just absolutely knocked out the next. Gotta have that trigger again!

  • @GriffinLKVW
    @GriffinLKVW 11 месяцев назад +5

    The intro made me chuckle, ngl

  • @Mikepap33
    @Mikepap33 11 месяцев назад +92

    My map for sleep
    Get a shower
    Get to bed
    Get comfortable
    Open phone
    Put my ear phones
    Open A Rift video
    Go to sleep 💤

    • @pennylover1999
      @pennylover1999 11 месяцев назад

      who tf showers before bed

    • @rafael3787
      @rafael3787 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@pennylover1999clean people.

    • @pennylover1999
      @pennylover1999 10 месяцев назад

      i shower in the morning when i wake up@@rafael3787

  • @crylune
    @crylune 11 месяцев назад +16

    You will truly never run out of ideas.

  • @AndiEliot
    @AndiEliot 11 месяцев назад +1

    Always the same.. but never the same. Same concepts, but never the same approach. My man is a true definition of what originality and creativity means. No one delivers like Paul.

  • @Lucianato2
    @Lucianato2 11 месяцев назад +11

    Paul, I was very excited about the 'Paper Cups' section. It reminded me of the beginning of your May 20, 2016 video "Intro to Dungeons & Dragons (5e) Part 3" which is still one of my favorites, solely because of the first 10 minutes. Thanks for recycling some old, relaxing concepts. 🤘

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  11 месяцев назад +15

      kudos to you for even remembering that! i just know it's been awhile since i did the cups..

    • @TJtheEskimo
      @TJtheEskimo 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@EphemeralRiftOne of the most relaxing ASMR vids imo, can't quite put my finger on it but all the sounds just hit the spot

    • @Lucianato2
      @Lucianato2 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@EphemeralRift - Many of your older videos are expressive gold as you were just trying it out but you were naturally good at it. 'Oldie but Goodie'

  • @urgot-chan4703
    @urgot-chan4703 11 месяцев назад

    It's 3 in the morning and that stern dad face really gave me a guilty conscience. Thanks.

  • @hamham545
    @hamham545 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ah uncle E, your like the dad I never had, thanks for looking after us for all these years ❤

  • @benfrost1361
    @benfrost1361 11 месяцев назад

    had a pounding 12+ hour covid headache, was a nightmare. this video helped me fall asleep and now its gone. thank you Paul

  • @MrAlekoukos
    @MrAlekoukos 11 месяцев назад +2

    Would love to see the Cave of Agony! Lovely theme.

  • @AlexDoubleAU
    @AlexDoubleAU 11 месяцев назад +8

    It's uncanny how perfectly timed this was to my actual bedtime

  • @Pablo_2828
    @Pablo_2828 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bro said the fuck to sleep 😂 that shit had me so off guard I was damn near asleep, now I’m laughing 🤣

  • @weebiporey
    @weebiporey 10 месяцев назад +4

    rift swears so rarely its kind if off putting when he does 😂

  • @pollyyaneva3688
    @pollyyaneva3688 4 месяца назад

    My favourite ASMR artist ever!

  • @Swirl_man
    @Swirl_man 11 месяцев назад +4

    When he said, "It's time to go the fuck to sleep" I was caught off-guard and was laughing a good while
    Keep up the good videos man

  • @WaywardGrimm
    @WaywardGrimm 11 месяцев назад +7

    Ok uncle E I guess I'll sleep now. Thanks for the help good sir.

  • @andrewestes4999
    @andrewestes4999 11 месяцев назад +2

    The beginning was the perfect way to use running thumbnails for this 👌

  • @foreverme3078
    @foreverme3078 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is relaxing me so much. I would love a video where you pretend you are behind the person. When I was in school, I would get major, MAJOR tingles when the kid sitting in back of me would read under his breath.

  • @salahedinalghoul5740
    @salahedinalghoul5740 11 месяцев назад +4

    That intro caught me way the hell off guard but im here for it

  • @sevadali2353
    @sevadali2353 11 месяцев назад +2

    The first 48 seconds of this video is exactly word by word what I tell myself every hour of the night. 😓

  • @zacharyflatt
    @zacharyflatt 11 месяцев назад +5

    I was so relaxed until "it's time... for you.. to go..... the FuCk.. to sleep" I busted out laughing it sounds so wrong hearing him cuss I love it 😂

  • @blockman1994
    @blockman1994 8 месяцев назад +2

    holy shit the pillow patting was top tingles

  • @generik6926
    @generik6926 11 месяцев назад +5

    0:35 was not expecting that tbh 😂

  • @nickdrumgool3416
    @nickdrumgool3416 11 месяцев назад +13

    I don't think I've ever been told to go the fuck to sleep so aggressively and somehow gotten sleepy 😂

  • @mikemezz7448
    @mikemezz7448 10 месяцев назад

    I don't know why it always makes me smile and laugh a bit when you cuss there's just something about it

  • @NotoriousSRG
    @NotoriousSRG 10 месяцев назад

    This hits different after working out in the morning

  • @HeWhoSoars.
    @HeWhoSoars. 11 месяцев назад +6

    "You must walk the path of pain." This sounds like something Friedrich Nietzche would get behind. A very smart man imo

    • @HeWhoSoars.
      @HeWhoSoars. 11 месяцев назад +2

      I feel like Nietzche would get like a lot of your steps to sleeping. I really vibe with the steps too

  • @Wcusandy
    @Wcusandy 11 месяцев назад +3

    Paper cups together!!!!! Best

  • @AaronIL91
    @AaronIL91 11 месяцев назад +2

    Came to sleep.
    Left with magic.

  • @erickbitter
    @erickbitter 9 месяцев назад +1

    Three GOATs 🐐🐐🐐

  • @eggsnbacon7122
    @eggsnbacon7122 11 месяцев назад +12

    As someone who is half eldritch abomination on my mother's side, i can read those runes for you. It says: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly...

  • @Zowiezo101
    @Zowiezo101 11 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you, haven't finished the video yet but am currently in bed with a fever and just can't sleep

  • @Bedogg25
    @Bedogg25 11 месяцев назад +7

    At first I thought you were gonna be reading the book with how you you said “go to fucking sleep” 😂

  • @KonekoNyan
    @KonekoNyan 11 месяцев назад +3

    Yes, I know what time it is. Thats why Im here...

  • @collector6457
    @collector6457 11 месяцев назад +19

    Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

  • @ArwenLeigh
    @ArwenLeigh 11 месяцев назад +9

    I'm sorry, I got distracted by the sheep I was supposed to be counting! They were so colourful and the little hats they bad were so cute!

  • @twofatchicksproductions9015
    @twofatchicksproductions9015 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love this channel and community. Long time fan

  • @KristijanH
    @KristijanH 11 месяцев назад +5

    Thanks for the instructions, funny beard man.

  • @leroyj62
    @leroyj62 11 месяцев назад +2

    Haven't seen you play a game in a while. I would enjoy another rush hour or map drawing episode.

  • @c0deg0ld78
    @c0deg0ld78 11 месяцев назад +3

    I sure like embarking on a journey to sleep, as I stare at the monitor waiting for said journey to end so I can peacefully slumber

  • @natedawe4894
    @natedawe4894 11 месяцев назад +1

    Geeked up watching this, caught me off guard 😂

  • @kennethbelton5432
    @kennethbelton5432 11 месяцев назад +1

    This video I will always relate to, when I know i need to be sleep I will forever play this and I respond to it like he’s actually talking to me 😂

  • @sugarx6687
    @sugarx6687 11 месяцев назад +1

    i have just discovered you...why?? why?? your voice is amazing ...i wish i discovered your channel before😭😭😭

  • @ReisNJake
    @ReisNJake 6 месяцев назад

    I actually clicked on this video on accident last night, right after I told myself one more video for the 5th time. I went to bed and put my phone facedown next to my bed to listen to while falling asleep

  • @stefanyshifflett8029
    @stefanyshifflett8029 11 месяцев назад +3

    After your Caddle Decapitation Vid, i suggest "Fit For An Autopsy." Specifically the song Black Mammoth. Its about the death of Native land.

  • @derpdude6374
    @derpdude6374 11 месяцев назад

    I’ve said it once and goddam I’ll say it again. There’s not a single conscious being on the planet that can match this man’s creativity

  • @LauraLanford
    @LauraLanford 11 месяцев назад +4

    I hit this video at 4:30 AM : "Why are you still awake? Don't you know what time it is?" Damn I know it, that's why I came here in the first place.

  • @underconfident_asmr
    @underconfident_asmr 11 месяцев назад +4

    Bout time we got a map. I can't even count how many floors in Arkham I've traversed, or if I was even there at all, in search of a way out of reality and into that fancy schmancy sleep place.

  • @jaegergames7042
    @jaegergames7042 11 месяцев назад

    God I've been sleeping with this man in my bedroom for a decade. Is this... is this love?

  • @FouITarnished
    @FouITarnished 11 месяцев назад +2

    Guiding others to a treasure i can not possess

  • @Dooxter.
    @Dooxter. 11 месяцев назад +2

    It's nearly 5am, I got school tomorrow but I am awake watching invincible😭 I shall sleep now

  • @beastlybruck3197
    @beastlybruck3197 11 месяцев назад +3

    Tissue packige deserves its own video lol.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  11 месяцев назад +2

      i think i did one ? like years ago?..

    • @beastlybruck3197
      @beastlybruck3197 11 месяцев назад +2

      You did! I never noticed that. I gotta take a gander at it then.

  • @ABendzify
    @ABendzify 11 месяцев назад

    As a resident of the Rift since the days of Manly ASMR, some 9 years ago. I approve of this message. As does my cat, aka the eldritch being.

  • @Anaklusmos1234
    @Anaklusmos1234 11 месяцев назад +4

    I would so buy a pillowcase of the Elder gods.

  • @calstri
    @calstri 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love having the new profile pic watermark staring at me in the bottom right while I’m attempting to sleep

  • @cuteapoot232
    @cuteapoot232 6 месяцев назад

    It's 5:20am I deserve to watch this video

  • @drcocbloc1615
    @drcocbloc1615 11 месяцев назад +4

    Your change in pfp does intrigue me. Is it a confirmation of mood polarity? It would be an inspiration if one of my favorite creators suffered the same plight as me an my family. Godspeed uncle E

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  11 месяцев назад +1

      it is whatever you want it to be!

    • @masonbruner1239
      @masonbruner1239 11 месяцев назад

      @@EphemeralRift Perhaps I'm just too Gen Z but it looks like a reference to that one Breaking Bad meme lol

  • @SavageGuyYT
    @SavageGuyYT 10 месяцев назад +1

    Even Rift falls asleep to his own content for a moment at 47:35. XD (He blinks in a way that makes it look like he is sleeping). I know this because I paused in a convenient time.

  • @CheeseOnMyPizza
    @CheeseOnMyPizza 11 месяцев назад +2

    “Why are you still awake? Don’t you know what time it is.”
    Me who stayed up all night and it’s 8:00 AM: *yes.*

  • @Kilo-1_Actual
    @Kilo-1_Actual 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Why are you still awake?"
    Thats a great question Paul. Hell if i know.

  • @Kyndra_Jade
    @Kyndra_Jade 11 месяцев назад +8

    To my non-premium peeps on mobile, friendly reminder to jump to the ad at the end of the video, skip it, and then replay the video from the beginning so the end of video ads RUclips has forced on us doesn’t scare you awake later 🙃

    • @LadyOfMetal_666
      @LadyOfMetal_666 11 месяцев назад +1

      Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for saving my sleep ❤

    • @Kyndra_Jade
      @Kyndra_Jade 11 месяцев назад

      Yw 😊

  • @elarasky4848
    @elarasky4848 11 месяцев назад +1

    0:31 my jaw dropped, this was unexpected but welcomed haaaa

  • @JustAsmr1
    @JustAsmr1 11 месяцев назад +1

    Rift going through the the map
    Me: yeah sounds about right

  • @notabot4239
    @notabot4239 9 месяцев назад

    Sleep is the one piece that's the only logical explanation. I just hope that sleep doesn't end up being the friends we made along the way and not actual sleep.

  • @kekchamp_lel6849
    @kekchamp_lel6849 11 месяцев назад

    I was flabbergasted by the "go the fuck to sleep" to the point where I fell unconscious immediately at my desk. effective work, uncle E

  • @ryan_yasin
    @ryan_yasin 11 месяцев назад +8

    Its almost 6 am and i tune in to the video with ER asking why im still awake... Honestly , i do not know the answer to that question 😭

  • @infernokt9495
    @infernokt9495 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you for the video papa rift

  • @mzbeatsmix6673
    @mzbeatsmix6673 11 месяцев назад

    I'm trying, found you the first time I was going through cancer, did well for 4 years and now it's back and you're the only one who helps me sleep🫶

    • @RexSterlingLive
      @RexSterlingLive 11 месяцев назад

      I hope you are doing well and fully recover. Best wishes 🙏🏻