[Violet]: I am an alien, Me and my team are just trying to save the universe from -ÛPŠ1D3DØWÑ-. He is always trying to do something crazy. We are not dominating earth, Ever
I think he dropped info about where he gets his masks and stuff from a while ago... like a LONG time ago when he was first starting to do this kind of content. They are really high quality as you can see, so they are quite expensive...
Thank you so much Mr rift. I've been watching and falling asleep consistently to your videos for a couple of years now. Thank you for all your efforts and amazing imagination. Love from the 🇬🇧 😊😊
In this universe aliens are literally capable of traveling through space(-time?), yet are dumbfounded by concepts such as pencils and hats. How did they reach such a level of technology?
I mean, there's no reason to assume an alien species has to follow the same technological path as ours. They could have developed photographic memory at an early evolutionary state so they wouldn't have had the need to invent any kind of writing utensils. A thicker/sturdier skin would also make hats and umbrellas unnecessary.
@@aguyonyt1 It's possible their society is built differently and fashion isn't important, removing the need for vanity. Maybe being wet is a good thing. There are so many factors that go into it
you should make an entire fucking universe, and connect it all together after a few years (minimum 2) with a completely new part. heck, maybe it can even become an ARG
I get my masks from the same place you do, and I gotta say, MAD respect for tolerating the heat in those things as long as you do with a FULL BEARD AND LONG HAIR. I rock a mohawk and a shaven face, and I still overheat after an hour in my goblin mask. You're a trooper
I swear to god ER is creative as heck with his asmr videos. I never would've expected an alien talking about human ingenuity as an asmr. Real creative. Thank you Gnortz very cool 👍
I have the pen from the thumbnail picture - I think it’s from Bic and it’s pretty ok for a multicolour ballpoint pen. Not as smooth as a gel pen but good enough.
@@Saol.Alainn ER already does videos like that, besides, in this context it would be a funny video about an alien's basic and sometimes flawed understanding of human society
bro chill, some people are horrible and selfish yes but at the vast majority of us are and compassionate and caring and do want to make the world better. hopelessness is your enemy, not your community.
"it has been 12 years since I crash-landed on Earth-" Ephemeral Rift's channel says he joined RUclips in 2011. AKA twelve years ago The continuity... it hurts...
Ahhh my alien husband is back again!! His job as the Arkham Sanitarium janitor went well!! And as you can tell, his fashion sense has massively improved thanks to his work buddies!! Thank you ER for bringing my lovely alien husband back to me!!!
@@Jesty.r oh how could I forget, silly me!! Must be the sleepiness I get from my husbands voice, so sorry to mistake that!! Thank you for correcting me!!
i emailed this to NASA and SETI and NASA got back to me saying to not show this to anyone because of national security, and they are shocked by this footage
I noticed the alien says he doesn’t experience ASMR when he’s talking to his colleagues, but when he’s talking to the abducted human in the previous video, he says he experiences it. Deceptive little fellow, isn’t he.
Archaeological finds date the first spoon back to 1,000 BC. This specimen was likely to have been intended primarily for ornamental or religious uses. In their pioneering tradition, the ancient Egyptians are known to have first used spoons made out of wood, flint and ivory.
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If ER did come out as an actual alien, I don't think anyone would be all that surprised.
ER phone home
"Tool of self defense"-tabufala
Starseed
I would be surprised if he is not an alien.
Aged like wine
The lore drop that this video serves as is insane. He really knows how to tie absolutely everything together
I'm fairly new to this channel and have no idea what is going on, but I'm relaxed, so I'm here for it 🤷♀️
he's got a whole universe of lore. the Rift Verse.
welcome to the rift verse, friend :)
It's the greatest, welcome to our Uncle E fan club
You’re gonna love it
Welcome. And yes, this type of content is normal LOL
It's nice to see Gnortz branching out into other video genres.
This is what he does when he's not chillin with Vinny.
at this point I can see the crossover happening lol
*gnorts (it’s supposed to be spelled “strong” but backwards)
I can sleep easy knowing that Bic pens are universal and used by aliens too.
Ah yes, Gnorts, mr Alien
1:19:17 It's back again, and I can rest easy once more. Thank you for bringing back my favorite trigger.
Love the idea that his transition from nature asmr to his current style is because of him being taken over by an alien
DEEPEST LORE
Your human disguise looks vaguely familliar. Like an old friend/favorite-est patient of mine.
Sounds like something a fishmen/deep one would day
ethan hawke if he went looking for a deep sea creature on a little boat and got sucked into the abyss
I was told that he was the only agent on Earth, i could possibly be misinformed, though.
With all the news about aliens recently, it would be amazing if they just turned out to be the harbingers of tingles!
they turned out to be 🍰
ASMRtists are just aliens
Hearing an alien describe something as "scrunchy" makes me feel good inside and I don't know why
Probably because it’s cute asf.
Autismo
@@ligma212 your mother.
@@LuckyArceus matismo
Stunads
If aliens wanted to test human intelligence I can promise you they wouldn't abduct ME.
you always need a control group i suppose
😂
I would be an New experiment all together
They would just hover over me fr
But they will subscribe to ER
I love this little alien guy, I hope they succeed in all their alien ways. Even if it includes dominating earth.
[Violet]: I am an alien, Me and my team are just trying to save the universe from -ÛPŠ1D3DØWÑ-. He is always trying to do something crazy. We are not dominating earth, Ever
@@MrPlunger777is bro tryna roleplay in RUclips comments?
Can't be worse than current management.
@@MCSorryit’ll most likely be just as bad 😂
Love the alien vids. The transition in the beginning wasn't bad 😂
Yes!! I loved the last Alien video you made and this one looks to be just as good! Thank you Uncle E!
but collector, you ARE an alien!
I find everything that the alien describes to sound so cute and innocent, I can't.
I love how the aliens refer to their spacecraft as an IFO - an _identified_ flying object. 😂🤣
Everyone's laughing about ER being an alien until he deletes this video then uploads an apology saying he uploaded this video to the wrong place
oh uncle e
Jokes aside, this alien suit looks so freaking awesome ngl
I think he dropped info about where he gets his masks and stuff from a while ago... like a LONG time ago when he was first starting to do this kind of content. They are really high quality as you can see, so they are quite expensive...
I wonder if the costume has a strap on probe
@@NotoriousSRGEXCUSE ME???
NO! *BONKS you on the noggin*
First time seeing an alien in a cozy sweater and I like it.
YES, HE'S BACK! I MISSED YOU TAPUFALA
I think it’s spelled tabufula. 😅
Oh 😅
@asuicuneontheobx823well that’s quite rude
@@atongulg9128but not inaccurate
@@galacticdiamondz6425I think I got that one
Gonna be honest I was getting worried since Rift hasn’t dropped a character vid in a while
Then he drops this absolute heater🔥🔥🔥
I don't even question if this is lore or real life anymore.
*don’t
was typing on phone XD. thanks tho@@LuckyArceus
Thank you so much Mr rift. I've been watching and falling asleep consistently to your videos for a couple of years now. Thank you for all your efforts and amazing imagination. Love from the 🇬🇧 😊😊
In this universe aliens are literally capable of traveling through space(-time?), yet are dumbfounded by concepts such as pencils and hats. How did they reach such a level of technology?
I mean, there's no reason to assume an alien species has to follow the same technological path as ours. They could have developed photographic memory at an early evolutionary state so they wouldn't have had the need to invent any kind of writing utensils. A thicker/sturdier skin would also make hats and umbrellas unnecessary.
@@SteveDice21hats could be for looks, and umbrellas are for not getting clothing wet
@@aguyonyt1 It's possible their society is built differently and fashion isn't important, removing the need for vanity. Maybe being wet is a good thing. There are so many factors that go into it
@@ISTHATAJOJOSREFERENCE theyre not compaining about having dry clothes on tho
Woa. This is like out of this world that he used his old videos as reference for story. Pretty cool!
I seriously can't take seeing an alien pull out a literal assault rifle out of nowhere seriously.
Putting comedy into his videos is one of his strong points. 😅
Only now did I see someone mention it, I was suprised
This was out of this world🤫 very good idea for a role play I might have to do something like this!
it's not a role play anymore,rifts been attacked by tha aliens😱
you should make an entire fucking universe, and connect it all together after a few years (minimum 2) with a completely new part. heck, maybe it can even become an ARG
I get my masks from the same place you do, and I gotta say, MAD respect for tolerating the heat in those things as long as you do with a FULL BEARD AND LONG HAIR. I rock a mohawk and a shaven face, and I still overheat after an hour in my goblin mask. You're a trooper
Drop the site name, or place name? 😮
"the greatest sign of intelligent life in the universe is that it's never tried to contact us." - Calvin and Hobbes
The ability to tie a nature video from like 10 years ago into the ERU lore is genius storytelling.
This would be a great running series! Thank you for your endless creativity!
finally !! I've been eagerly awaiting the return of tabufala, and here it is, it was worth it
The cable knit sweater really ties this all together for me 🤌
Damn that human disguise was so realistic!
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So glad to see this “Tebufala” character back. This guy is by far my favorite of all your acts. Keep doing more, please!
I swear to god ER is creative as heck with his asmr videos.
I never would've expected an alien talking about human ingenuity as an asmr. Real creative.
Thank you Gnortz very cool 👍
That transition in the beginning tripped me out😂 I smoked some weed and it’s like 2:30am, I blinked and you were an alien 👽
i think this is the best quality of an alien sighting video
Great video as always rift, thanks again!
What a great ASMR RUclipsr, I sure hope he doesn’t destroy his career in the next 2 weeks.
I have the pen from the thumbnail picture - I think it’s from Bic and it’s pretty ok for a multicolour ballpoint pen. Not as smooth as a gel pen but good enough.
Thank you for this info
it is the best doodling tool imo!
Theres something about Aliens wearing sweaters like this that just makes so much sense for no reason
Despite not having as massive of an intellect, human being really are brilliant. Such amazing inventions
This is great! You should do a video where an Alien tries to explain human society and how bad and primitive it is.
[Violet]: Hey dude, Even I’m an alien and I don’t think humans are primitive
That's all we need, bring politics into a video made to help us relax lol
@@Saol.Alainn ER already does videos like that, besides, in this context it would be a funny video about an alien's basic and sometimes flawed understanding of human society
@@Saol.Alainnif you watch ER, that wouldn’t be new lol. He makes it fun.
bro chill, some people are horrible and selfish yes but at the vast majority of us are and compassionate and caring and do want to make the world better. hopelessness is your enemy, not your community.
I'd like to think that ER didn't even check the footage and just assumed that he was recording an asmr video and uploaded it
Chuckled a bit when you took out the brain... Love this video, such fantastic worldbuilding!
Flawless transition Uncle E 😂🙌
Finally, some “normal” rift content
one of my favourite characters in the multiverse. love 'em with the top, bottom, front, back and sides of my heart. :)
I love this!!! Part 2 would be cool!!
Hey uncle Rift! Loved this vid! I’d love to see a revisit to those solving lock combination videos!
I love how bizzare you are & how you let yourself be yourself.
Lmfao if aliens were this amazed by spoons and peanut butter I wouldn’t be too worried about them
i would carry exactly 23 peanut butter jars and spoons on me if i met aliens
Took him long enough to do a face reveal
When you said 12 years but put up 6 fingers, holy I was crying laughing 🤣 that killed me idk why
Another work of art uncle Rift
Creativity jesus is back at it again
i can't believe Rift has been an alien all these years!
quite exciting news! 👽
Hey, love your videos ! The ones that I like the most are the guessing random things about you! Can you make an other one please?
Dude i freaking love the alien videos
"it has been 12 years since I crash-landed on Earth-"
Ephemeral Rift's channel says he joined RUclips in 2011. AKA twelve years ago
The continuity... it hurts...
I know in many videos you said you don't like praise but your videos are so good and you got me into hp lovecraft so thank you
You deserve all the subscribers in the world❤
Ahhh my alien husband is back again!! His job as the Arkham Sanitarium janitor went well!! And as you can tell, his fashion sense has massively improved thanks to his work buddies!! Thank you ER for bringing my lovely alien husband back to me!!!
Arkham Asylum? I think you mean Arkham Sanitarium
@@Jesty.r oh how could I forget, silly me!! Must be the sleepiness I get from my husbands voice, so sorry to mistake that!! Thank you for correcting me!!
imagine if this person is actually their spouse
Keep up the good work 👍👍
I always knew ephemeral rift was an alien. Good to know he confirmed it in this video
the jungle tryant Yharim approves of this video.
As a transdimensional shape-shifting being I can appreciate this video.
Imagine next video is like 'help! An alien has been controlling me for 12 years'
this comment aged almost as good as wine
have a great day Zabufala, thanks for coming to visit us again.
Yeah! He's back! I've watched the previous alien video repeatedly, I can't wait to watch this one!
Hearing south east pennsylvania, even in a funny little alien video, is making me homesick. I moved away five years ago now as of this month :(
i still live in southeast pa (no, not philly), and injust wanna find this man and record his alien transformation
Very good trigger discipline on the ack 47 it’s called that because it’s the 47 version of it.
The transformation was actually surprising good
Here and just like in the void videos, i just kind of enjoy you reciting random numbers, I'd love to see a reading out π video or something like that
i emailed this to NASA and SETI and NASA got back to me saying to not show this to anyone because of national security, and they are shocked by this footage
Love the character!
This man is an artist
Love this character, glad to see them make a return.
Can we PLEASE have a part 2 of this
I noticed the alien says he doesn’t experience ASMR when he’s talking to his colleagues, but when he’s talking to the abducted human in the previous video, he says he experiences it. Deceptive little fellow, isn’t he.
Can’t trust him/them!
@@EphemeralRiftthis is all a part of your alien lore. The whole controversy isn’t it?
@@Cocisthebest142Doubtful
@@OMGKawaiiPsycho no it’s not. It’s most likely than him just being that wild
@@Cocisthebest142 Would he really go to the point of being cancelled?
mr alien, you've had a strand of hair stuck to your right eye for the whole hour
No?
@@LuckyArceusSTOP MAN
We need a whole video where Tabufala is whispering. Not sure what the video would be about, but I would love to see it.
i have no clue why i like these alien vids lol
Very glad to see the tissue package of the elder gods again, I’m sure they are pleased
As always a wonderful video Uncle E
Just in time for a good night sleep, thanks uncle❤❤
where do i see the next transmission?
54:54 & 56:25 sooo relaxing. Mr.Rift if you see this I’d like to kindly request a video of alien close up whispers and hand movements.
My favorite character
Dude has the coolest costumes
Archaeological finds date the first spoon back to 1,000 BC. This specimen was likely to have been intended primarily for ornamental or religious uses. In their pioneering tradition, the ancient Egyptians are known to have first used spoons made out of wood, flint and ivory.
Perfect Timing!
I'm playing The X-COM Files these days ^^
This guy is Awesome
Rift canonically being controlled by an alien makes so much sense
Eyyy I'm early. Never clicked so fast. This is gonna be fantastic, without a doubt.
Love the alien characters Rift!
Ah.. IFO. The identified flying object. Took me a minute to understand what he meant but I got it. 😂
or maybe Individual flying object, ie a craft meant for one person.
@@MarkoDash nah. He said it himself. That's how I got it. 😂
@@MarkoDashgood idea tho
He is back!!!! Yess i love this char
Love these videos
Uncle E was an alien all along? D: Let us pay respects to his fallen brothers in Mexico