Abandoned by the Captain of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Fishing Voyage | One Star Reviews

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2019
  • Taji was born and raised in New York, but only recently became aware of a robust fishing community right on his doorstep.
    As a landsman curious about life at sea, Taji took to Yelp to find one of the worst-rated fishing boats to experience the open water for himself. He stumbled across Captain Dave, whose reviews accuse him and his crew of “false advertising”, “filthy” conditions and worst of all… allegedly torturing sharks.
    So off Taji went for a day voyage out at sea with the crew - only to be abandoned by Captain Dave himself right before the boat’s departure. A One Star Reviews first!
    It is Taji’s duty to the people to address negative reviews with the business owner… but who was in charge of the ship?!
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  • @VICE
    @VICE  8 месяцев назад +9

    It’s time to set a reminder! A new episode of One Star Reviews is airing on October 22nd.

  • @darqv9358
    @darqv9358 4 года назад +6022

    the sheer amount of awkward silence in this video concerns me

    • @Seaton1518
      @Seaton1518 4 года назад +137

      I think they ignored him because they didn't really respect him kind of comes off as a middle school film crew, But what about these bad reviews 🙄

    • @xxlizziezxxful
      @xxlizziezxxful 4 года назад +88

      Travis Ryan it’s the editing

    • @wackyruss
      @wackyruss 4 года назад +107

      These guys are like the NYC Fishing Mafia! The awkward silence was the fat shirtless dude contemplating how he would subdue the interviewer, and grind him up for chum bait- If the camera wasn’t rolling!

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted 4 года назад +27

      Its edited, note the first clip where he is waiting for answer but fixing his rod, then it cuts back to him and hes waiting for answer. It's funny the editing is what makes it good, but it's also kinda unfair for the business or organization getting rated

    • @kennethbryanfacun3127
      @kennethbryanfacun3127 4 года назад +20

      One of the most awkward vid of this series!

  • @E2theBizzle
    @E2theBizzle 3 года назад +2939

    The owner Dave seems like the kind of guy that would offer to help you move, show up and drink all the beer in twenty minutes, and then leave without lifting a single box but never let you forget that you now owe him a favor.

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 3 года назад +70

      Whilst stinking of B.O and dropping a god awful beefer and cheeky grin just before he left.

    • @alabamalockpicking
      @alabamalockpicking 2 года назад +2

      @@causetheplumstasteyum7848 lmfao 🤣

    • @rohit_banga
      @rohit_banga 2 года назад +22

      Maybe even borrow some money as soon as he came..(which he will of course not return)

    • @alexsveta5403
      @alexsveta5403 2 года назад +7

      You just reminded me of a dude in Peloponnese, Greece. Our car run out of battery and a girl called that dude to help us and he basically was just giving instructions the entire time while he was the only one not pushing the car, then he just got into his motobike and left lol

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 2 года назад +4

      Man
      I thought Willie the Junkie would be a total shithead
      Turns out it was Dave hahaha

  • @JohnWick-dp6vp
    @JohnWick-dp6vp 3 года назад +3892

    That 14 year old kid probably does 80 percent of the work and makes 5 percent of the money . God bless him

    • @Saturnia2014
      @Saturnia2014 2 года назад +145

      @@yanbigtimeinc7698 The guys he's working for are most likely mafia connected 😂 they're shady as hell.

    • @domlefante1690
      @domlefante1690 2 года назад +36

      Nah he made good money. Used to live in the same town as me

    • @fifimcgee3977
      @fifimcgee3977 2 года назад +47

      That teenager seems like such a nice boy! keep it up young man!

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 2 года назад +4

      Thanks my man

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 2 года назад +5

      @@domlefante1690 nah wrd he a g

  • @spaghettibird5135
    @spaghettibird5135 3 года назад +2085

    “Oh the boat! This is Willie the Junkie. Now we are ready to departure”
    Best tour ever

  • @DOOM-cf8xj
    @DOOM-cf8xj 4 года назад +17256

    These guys are just pissed that people actually show up to their money-laundering business.

    • @leobowman8149
      @leobowman8149 4 года назад +1042

      Lmao the fact that they're Italian makes this hilarious 😂

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 4 года назад +682

      I mean I would be kind of pissed if some kid shows up with a camera crew asking for a tour and what my balls look like.

    • @grewntd
      @grewntd 4 года назад +314

      That's a strong possibility but I've lived in NYC for 3 years and I've noticed most people are stand-offish at best and at times, kinda sociopathic.

    • @bubutitroll
      @bubutitroll 4 года назад +83

      @@leobowman8149 there are no italians in this video 😂

    • @morganderose3491
      @morganderose3491 4 года назад +4

      Lmfao

  • @chillestplays4034
    @chillestplays4034 4 года назад +7891

    “It’s no failure, you had a nice day on the ocean that’s all. Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing.” Actually great advice

  • @groovyb5188
    @groovyb5188 3 года назад +843

    Captain Dave’s selective hearing is one of the strongest I’ve seen

  • @NCSUPackfan
    @NCSUPackfan 3 года назад +2178

    “Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing” was actually a half decent piece of advice lmao

    • @skateandfingerboard1
      @skateandfingerboard1 3 года назад +30

      Exactly what my dad told me day one, I've been fishing for 15 years now. I've taken a couple people fishing the first time and always pass that along lol

    • @mew9345
      @mew9345 3 года назад +8

      Fishing’s always good but sometimes the catching sucks

    • @ianrjm969
      @ianrjm969 3 года назад +3

      All about the journey because that's all there is; everything else is an illusion!

    • @waynemarshall5194
      @waynemarshall5194 3 года назад +2

      😂 lmao

    • @mr.animemystery60
      @mr.animemystery60 3 года назад

      🤣🤣😂😂

  • @4-Twenty
    @4-Twenty 4 года назад +4926

    Owner refuses to speak until he’s paid.
    *gets paid*
    Alright I’m staying on land

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 4 года назад +10

      Right!!

    • @backwoodyben4360
      @backwoodyben4360 4 года назад +110

      New Yorks finest

    • @Homelander-tp7iv
      @Homelander-tp7iv 4 года назад +5

      Where is the problem with that? He does own it... The problem is that he doesn't have reliable people making sure everything works good

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 4 года назад +81

      @@Homelander-tp7iv that's not what hes saying, The problem is he said he'd talk on camera once he got paid then as soon as he got paid he pegged it

    • @thomashooper9828
      @thomashooper9828 4 года назад +2

      Just sayin my like made it 1.1k very satisifiying

  • @korakaly6499
    @korakaly6499 3 года назад +2691

    “I live on land, i don’t wanna be here”
    -greatest captain of all time

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 3 года назад +33

      He needs to stay on land and tend to his Tomatoes .. I feel sorry for the customers .

    • @OceanLlamaMedia
      @OceanLlamaMedia 3 года назад +54

      I kind of respect the captain for just being bluntly honest. Would never want to get on the boat with that crew though.

    • @gracie2814
      @gracie2814 2 года назад +13

      I was dying he said that lmao

    • @Wonglharke
      @Wonglharke 2 года назад +6

      At least you know hes not crazy and wants back home too

    • @jay21md
      @jay21md 2 года назад +5

      The dude was genuine. Clearly an introvert of sorts, absolutely nothing wrong with that. He’s focused on his job. He was stand-off ish at first like anyone would be if a camera randomly came up and tried to ask you a bunch of questions. Once he conversed with Taj, he realized he didn’t mean any harm and was willing to talk for a few minutes and be real with him.

  • @brokentombot
    @brokentombot 3 года назад +658

    I always wondered how weird, crappy businesses like this exist. Then I learned about money laundering.

    • @WhillztahHD
      @WhillztahHD 2 года назад +18

      100% 🤣

    • @adammiller9179
      @adammiller9179 2 года назад +12

      I was thinking the same thing. How can this business possibly still exist?!

    • @sidda7085
      @sidda7085 2 года назад +7

      @tony gal everyone’s crappy business does have a right to exist 🥴

    • @ledumpsterfire6474
      @ledumpsterfire6474 2 года назад

      @@sidda7085 Imagine thinking that only certain people should be afforded the right to start a business. Only people I've ever met who thought like that were literal Soviet ideology worshipping Communists.

    • @yung_megafone
      @yung_megafone 2 года назад +1

      Ahh yes, the only way to guarantee your business stays alive in the American economy. A true 'American Dream' if you will.. Nothin like coke and strippers on the weekends amirite?
      Money laundering is grea- I mean horrendous!

  • @JohnCrisostomo
    @JohnCrisostomo 3 года назад +263

    That kid sounds like he's older than everyone in that fishing trip hahaha

  • @WXYKE
    @WXYKE 4 года назад +4549

    The 14 year old was the only one who seemed to remotely know what he was doing

    • @mollysanden6610
      @mollysanden6610 4 года назад +54

      0 customer service

    • @WXYKE
      @WXYKE 3 года назад +4

      Hell yeah he does

    • @ethan.hk3994
      @ethan.hk3994 3 года назад +39

      He did the perfect thing too, “(silence) so yea “

    • @Gorrash
      @Gorrash 3 года назад +15

      Well of course,, he is not 18 yet, so no existencial dread

    • @odakyuodakyu6650
      @odakyuodakyu6650 3 года назад +5

      labor laws in NYC?

  • @bagofish4784
    @bagofish4784 4 года назад +3235

    “Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing”
    *best words ever spoken*

    • @SplashinOnYourFace
      @SplashinOnYourFace 4 года назад +21

      BagOfish name checks out

    • @natelandherr5202
      @natelandherr5202 4 года назад +39

      It's pretty true tbh.

    • @blakebarbee7224
      @blakebarbee7224 4 года назад +5

      Not in some places with perfect fishing aka Captiva Florida.

    • @jblps
      @jblps 4 года назад +6

      One star mentality

    • @XEXMONEY
      @XEXMONEY 4 года назад +2

      BagOfish you have to feel it you have to ... wait .

  • @shrimuyopa8117
    @shrimuyopa8117 3 года назад +688

    Captain Dave had a great opportunity to get some free advertising but he just blew it all up.

    • @Relax0kay
      @Relax0kay 3 года назад +91

      Yeah I think they’ve been very generous with the 5 stars also. Only the kid was nice but they deserved the one or maximum 2 stars for being so damn rude.

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa 3 года назад +70

      @@Relax0kay Yeah his review was bullshit. With the amount of attitude these guys were showing, a 1 star review was absolutely warranted.

    • @SamSlugg456
      @SamSlugg456 3 года назад +2

      The entire time I was thinking the same

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 3 года назад +65

      There's a 90% chance this is just a laundering front so I doubt he wants any attention.

    • @fairlanewhip79
      @fairlanewhip79 2 года назад +8

      Captain Dave is a complete douchebag

  • @rvpstudioscanada3991
    @rvpstudioscanada3991 2 года назад +503

    I'm surprised Taji gave them a 5 star review. With that Captain's attitude, it would of bumped him down to at least a 3 star.

    • @Larpushka
      @Larpushka 2 года назад +35

      I think you mean at most

    • @jackuniverse8925
      @jackuniverse8925 2 года назад +15

      Taji is not a Karen, you don't know what's Tajis series at all

    • @marumomoloto4455
      @marumomoloto4455 2 года назад +3

      He gets that's alot

    • @Jetashii
      @Jetashii 2 года назад +11

      Not everyone gets offended from "attitude" people have lives and for the most part they were friendly what makes you think he has "attitude" because he told him to leave when he was busy? You're peak Karen right now, whats next is someone a transphobe for not instantly knowing your pronouns?

    • @oh.hey.2045
      @oh.hey.2045 2 года назад +10

      @@Jetashii what does being transgender have to do with this? And just because you have lives doesn’t excuse having a bad attitude especially when running a business. People like you sound so stupid. Just throwing around the work Karen like you actually know what it means.

  • @kylek9684
    @kylek9684 4 года назад +2832

    Lmao
    "Give me the tour.."
    "This is Willy the junkie"
    "Ok were ready for departure "
    🤣

    • @ashkon916
      @ashkon916 4 года назад +2

      Kyle K 😂😂

    • @kylek9684
      @kylek9684 4 года назад +15

      @gjaddajg it's still funny

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 4 года назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 4 года назад +3

      @gjaddajg yeah right I'm sure that's exactly how it played out!

    • @judar4896
      @judar4896 4 года назад

      I would like but you have 777 likes so let this be my appreciation

  • @finejustgivemeaname
    @finejustgivemeaname 4 года назад +5137

    The 14 year old was less awkward than the host.

    • @jorgecervantes3268
      @jorgecervantes3268 4 года назад +53

      finejustgivemeaname that’s the point 😂

    • @MossyNutz
      @MossyNutz 4 года назад +81

      Around 7:20 he just shook his head yeah for like 20 seconds.

    • @placeholder2836
      @placeholder2836 4 года назад +15

      finejustgivemeaname their was something wrong with that 14 year old

    • @timmyinthewell1
      @timmyinthewell1 4 года назад +60

      That little kid had the best customer skills by far. But then Captain "pay up" set the bar pretty low.

    • @timmyinthewell1
      @timmyinthewell1 4 года назад +9

      @Sound Money Who said they did ?

  • @c.r.5106
    @c.r.5106 3 года назад +78

    "Fishing ain't catching, it's fishing" is probably the wisest thing I've heard in a while

  • @thebaddestogre-3698
    @thebaddestogre-3698 3 года назад +272

    The big guy talks so little that he had to take a minute to switch all of his brain power over to "small talk" mode... and still failed.

    • @emilemil1198
      @emilemil1198 3 года назад +1

      Haha youre comment is too funny

    • @TheGreatMoonFrog
      @TheGreatMoonFrog 3 года назад +13

      I also think his English wasn't great.

    • @mattbot5167
      @mattbot5167 3 года назад +15

      I mean he probably didn’t speak English

    • @5d512
      @5d512 2 года назад +3

      He said all that needed to be said ... "feel it and wait".

    • @NikoMoroz
      @NikoMoroz 2 года назад +2

      eastern european immigrant didn't want to speak with a journalist big surprise

  • @a1oilsauce123
    @a1oilsauce123 4 года назад +1906

    i just realised the workers on the boat are just danny devito's personality split up into differnt people

  • @BL4CK-L1ST
    @BL4CK-L1ST 4 года назад +3272

    Only person that looked like an adult in that boat: a 14 yr old kid

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 4 года назад +91

      I'm not going to lie he's pretty cool the way he flipped that knife in his boot.

    • @NikkiC777
      @NikkiC777 4 года назад +62

      The only one acting like a adult. Lol

    • @dmorris4460
      @dmorris4460 4 года назад +10

      someone check on him please

    • @vietcongpornsurfers
      @vietcongpornsurfers 4 года назад +25

      pretty sad to think they were all that boy at one point, before the alcohol :(

    • @ChiliSkwertz
      @ChiliSkwertz 4 года назад +7

      That kid is straight out of A Bronx Tale

  • @aleccastro4761
    @aleccastro4761 3 года назад +61

    "You want the tour? waddaya wanna know?"
    "Just tell me about the boat?"
    "Ohhh the boat. Here's Willie the junkie."

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 3 года назад +80

    Post that kids name, and I'll hire him for a charter the moment he gets his captain's license. Hell, the moment he gets hired as mate.

    • @salmaahmed8574
      @salmaahmed8574 4 месяца назад +1

      his name is daniel i have his contact.

  • @YThEHelLDiDIMakEThiS
    @YThEHelLDiDIMakEThiS 4 года назад +3210

    This is 100% a mob front lmao

    • @ChrisGugliuzza
      @ChrisGugliuzza 4 года назад +330

      @Papito Diaz No, money laundering business

    • @seb3858
      @seb3858 4 года назад +198

      Access to the dock late at night.
      Lmao

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes 4 года назад +71

      The fishing boat or VICE?

    • @MrLanzac
      @MrLanzac 4 года назад +210

      Right got serious mob vibes from the crew.. wonder how many bodies they've dumped in the harbor

    • @patrickzhu9121
      @patrickzhu9121 4 года назад +18

      @@velvetbikes both

  • @charmer4995
    @charmer4995 4 года назад +667

    When he said “you have to be here”
    I felt that

    • @csxconductor100
      @csxconductor100 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @94FADE
      @94FADE 4 года назад +10

      “You have to wait”

    • @dreamfpv7865
      @dreamfpv7865 4 года назад +5

      Charmer 1st rule of fishing club

    • @glenbuyer8738
      @glenbuyer8738 4 года назад +3

      What as in emotionally, spiritually, you mean I have to be mindful, live in the moment? No... you. Have. To. Be. Here.

  • @isaacbrown617
    @isaacbrown617 3 года назад +53

    The “regular” with no shirt looked like someone out of “The Marvelous Misadventures of FlapJack” that would come on Cartoon Network.

  • @MichaelBoggess
    @MichaelBoggess 4 года назад +1191

    “I live on land too, I don’t wanna be here”😂😂😂

    • @IIIIIIllllIk
      @IIIIIIllllIk 3 года назад +8

      Michael Boggess wtf I read this as he said it 😂

    • @ximbabwe0228
      @ximbabwe0228 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @killed2deth736
      @killed2deth736 3 года назад +1

      @@IIIIIIllllIk saaaame

    • @VengefulHater
      @VengefulHater 3 года назад +7

      That’s just his 9to5 he tryna do the time and get tf off

  • @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306
    @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306 4 года назад +1293

    Everyone on that boat is lost. except for the kid.

    • @RxTerps
      @RxTerps 4 года назад +65

      I bet that kid will own his own boat one day and it’s gonna be way better than this

    • @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55
      @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55 4 года назад +14

      Rx Terps yeah he was a chill dude i would have tipped him

    • @jounaas
      @jounaas 4 года назад +1

      @@RxTerps then this business is not aboit money laundering

    • @charlieritchie8957
      @charlieritchie8957 4 года назад +1

      That Captain was alright but still a bit of a dick

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 4 года назад +1

      Rx Terps idk it’s a hard bargain

  • @darkgolden7069
    @darkgolden7069 2 года назад +29

    This editor is freaking master, He turns everything into a star.

  • @JD-xg8zi
    @JD-xg8zi 2 года назад +35

    Willie the junkie seems more like a fishing junkie than any other kind of junkie. He would probably be a good friend; quiet, eats good food, drinks beer, nobody will mess with him.

    • @giblets4510
      @giblets4510 Год назад

      Willie is on some opioids, JD

  • @ksspook
    @ksspook 4 года назад +700

    As long as willie the junkie is there it's an instant 5 star

  • @MuscularFemaleRoegadynEnjoyer
    @MuscularFemaleRoegadynEnjoyer 4 года назад +1011

    “Everyday I wake up and I say to myself, today’s gonna be a new story”
    I felt that, wise young man

    • @L00tzPk
      @L00tzPk 3 года назад +48

      ...and yeah.

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 3 года назад +2

      "I felt that" what a feminine geek

    • @yttis3257
      @yttis3257 3 года назад +28

      The editor holding on that shot did him dirty. Tried to make it awkward.

    • @justacarguy1072
      @justacarguy1072 3 года назад +3

      @@yttis3257 The editing made this whole clip very awkward even the host for this lol at certain points I was like dude walk away before you really are out at sea😂 but man I wouldn't be able to deal with that captain.

    • @user-enchanted
      @user-enchanted 3 года назад +1

      @@beenrue5672 huh??

  • @sceadugenga735
    @sceadugenga735 Год назад +4

    "you have to be here, you have to feel it. you have to wait... you have to wait."
    is the most perfect, philosophical encapsulation of the joys of fishing I've ever heard

  • @nikib3002
    @nikib3002 3 года назад +13

    Taji the type of person you have to say "were done here" at the end of every conversation. lol

  • @ksav4330
    @ksav4330 4 года назад +981

    "I don't wanna be here either" - Captain Andrew

  • @MT-gj6lh
    @MT-gj6lh 4 года назад +817

    " can you give me a tour of the boat?"
    Capt.: "Oh, Yeah! Uh, this is Willie, the junky." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mumin215
      @mumin215 3 года назад +4

      Yes I loved that💯😂👍

  • @moataziraqui6425
    @moataziraqui6425 2 года назад +7

    Hands down, this is the best review I've ever watched. I keep coming back to watch it all over again! I love it!

  • @mitchr4655
    @mitchr4655 4 года назад +1117

    The way this dude handles awkward social interactions is priceless

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex 4 года назад +15

      Grown men shutting down a kid. That's what it was. Men don't play drama.

    • @therealcloroxbleach9408
      @therealcloroxbleach9408 4 года назад +3

      Mitch R not as good a Philip solo

    • @LetGoNoControl
      @LetGoNoControl 4 года назад +1

      I chuckled

    • @stephenh4747
      @stephenh4747 4 года назад +8

      He makes them awkward

    • @timmyinthewell1
      @timmyinthewell1 4 года назад +6

      @@CasiodorusRex Yep. Real grown men don't worry about things like customer concerns or opinions....what use are those to an alpha male? They just need to be able to shout down paying customers so that they shut their yappers.

  • @octavianhagihagi4148
    @octavianhagihagi4148 4 года назад +2187

    That big boi seems like a very wise tortoise. He doesn’t say much because he doesn’t need to.

    • @themonopolyguy8126
      @themonopolyguy8126 4 года назад +91

      Octavian Hagi Hagi yeah heroin will make you seem very zen like

    • @bipolarfanatic3617
      @bipolarfanatic3617 4 года назад +5

      Octavian Hagi Hagi yeah the tortoise from kung fu panda

    • @justicewarrior9187
      @justicewarrior9187 4 года назад

      He can't

    • @andrewneel7411
      @andrewneel7411 4 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @repliedreplied5552
      @repliedreplied5552 3 года назад +12

      @@jonbarron8049 are you fried😂? What does every heroin user including rock and roll look like 10 years later? And does he look like he's into rock and roll?😂😂 That was a very stoopid thing to say🤐

  • @Blackbird7766
    @Blackbird7766 3 года назад +14

    "fishing ain't catching" is actually good advice

  • @The-three-eyed-Prophet
    @The-three-eyed-Prophet 11 месяцев назад +3

    That 14 year old kid seems to be the only one who cares about the customers and what they feel like i realy hope he wont lose his pation for all of this and will one day be in the position to deliver a great expierence to his future customers while also being his owb boss he whas thge most wholesome part of the video respect for you if you ever read this just know that we all love how much passion you put in the things you love #Respect #Greatings From #Germany

  • @duggiescarfo3555
    @duggiescarfo3555 4 года назад +730

    dat 14 year old is more of a salesman than a fisherman.

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 4 года назад +39

      If that kid cut his hand he would bleed NY.

    • @mainlinemitch
      @mainlinemitch 4 года назад +17

      No bullshit, that fool said "heartwarming"

    • @jonthomas5595
      @jonthomas5595 4 года назад +34

      He probably tells his friends to smell his fingers all the time after handling all the fish.His friends think he’s smashing everyday

    • @PolntBlank
      @PolntBlank 4 года назад +2

      @@jonthomas5595 LOL

    • @robert558
      @robert558 4 года назад +1

      @@jonthomas5595 Bruuuh lol

  • @thatcrazykid762
    @thatcrazykid762 4 года назад +1604

    Worst rated gun range

    • @freikorps7799
      @freikorps7799 4 года назад +17

      Dentist*

    • @MyNameIsZehn
      @MyNameIsZehn 4 года назад +2

      777Dubliner that’s true with a lot of ranges, but some are just awful. Whether it’s customer support or just the design of the range isn’t safe or very well thought out. It’s always annoying when the employees don’t know what they’re doing yet suppose to help people who are new shooters or aren’t the best at easing new shooters into certain guns or calibers. I only shoot at one range here where in live or our PD range when for work

    • @glowrm
      @glowrm 4 года назад +15

      So just any American public school?

    • @DrunkenSkittlez
      @DrunkenSkittlez 4 года назад +4

      @@glowrm fuck you i wanted to say that

    • @itsthecanadian2491
      @itsthecanadian2491 4 года назад +1

      😂😂🔥

  • @jasonsmith6758
    @jasonsmith6758 2 года назад

    Ive been watching loads of these vids absolutely love your sense of humour, love the video editing too. Great work!

  • @robbyfiveboy4862
    @robbyfiveboy4862 2 года назад +4

    Three things. The first time I ever went fishing I was ten. We went from Sheepshead Bay. Same place. We caught nothing. The older guy who took me said heres what fishermen do - we bought fish at a market. My mother thought I was a hero. I was hooked for life.
    My son once asked me - Papa how come we arent catching anything? I told him: That's why they call it "fishing" and not "catching".
    By ending this piece the way he did - it became a very warm poignant mini study of (New Yorker) human behavior and basic truths. Great stuff.

  • @joshchapman4753
    @joshchapman4753 4 года назад +329

    “I live on land too, I don’t want to be here” captain Andrew

    • @jayknight139
      @jayknight139 4 года назад +2

      Quote of the day. LMAO!!

    • @respecttheface7152
      @respecttheface7152 4 года назад

      OHHHHHHHH HELL NOOOOOOO

    • @CristinaF210
      @CristinaF210 4 года назад

      @@wojtaz7433 I'm so dead w your comment, wish was right on top😀

  • @mattychristian
    @mattychristian 4 года назад +159

    The junkie: “You have to be here, you have to feel it, you have to wait.. you have to wait.” 👌🏼

    • @Handlebarrz
      @Handlebarrz 4 года назад +1

      The opposite of what this guy did. Worrying about everybody else's past experiences he didn't sit and make something out of his

  • @Cff920
    @Cff920 2 года назад +14

    Wow, I’m surprised he gave them 5 stars.

    • @mariafoteini
      @mariafoteini 2 года назад +3

      They definitely didn't deserve them.

  • @vinnymongru
    @vinnymongru 2 года назад +1

    Was fishing today with my lady on the Dave. The mates are really helpful and kind. Dave was in the cockpit, I am not aware of he was driving.
    This vid was a poe. The crew was amazing and the regulars in the video were there and were fantastic.
    Daniel is still a mate and was awesome.

  • @wojtaz7433
    @wojtaz7433 4 года назад +2046

    This boat is shady af.
    There’s the fat psychotic guy, a 14 yo and a captain that doesn’t wanna be there...

    • @scottpissed9354
      @scottpissed9354 4 года назад +37

      Kinda weird

    • @ShenJones
      @ShenJones 4 года назад +225

      It’s kind of like a weird comedy movie from the early 90s.

    • @wojtaz7433
      @wojtaz7433 4 года назад +3

      Shen ye lol

    • @alexburke1899
      @alexburke1899 4 года назад +125

      This is actually a strangely common scenario in my fishing charter experiences. I had an experience where the captain got drunk and just passed out like 10 miles from shore, luckily the kid knew how to drive the boat and which direction land was because it was foggy and I had no idea how to navigate or drive a boat. That was the last trip for me at least lol.

    • @doctorcatnip2551
      @doctorcatnip2551 4 года назад +155

      The fat guy is not “psychotic”.
      Vice heavily edited the interaction with him to make him look weird.
      That’s why everybody hates the fucking media and that’s why they captain didn’t want to talk to them.

  • @Hashdollars
    @Hashdollars 4 года назад +42

    3:46 a 14 year old kid says “everyday I wake up and I say to myself today’s gonna be a new story” that’s a whole story in itself.

  • @01doubledog
    @01doubledog Год назад +1

    I work on charter boats like this and let’s just say when you have almost 60 people on the boat at a time (most of which have no clue how to even hold a fishing pole) every single day it can be very frustrating. Those who know what backlash or a birds nest is can only imagine the pain the mates go through when you tell the customers to keep their thumbs on the reels and don’t. None the less I love my job so much and the kid is right. Everyday you meet new people from all over the world and get to learn a lot about other professions and just people in general. I have definitely worked with captains like Dave and mates like junkie.

  • @austinpearlfinancialplanne3780
    @austinpearlfinancialplanne3780 3 года назад +4

    Great video. As a native long islander who grew up fluke fishing, this brought tears to my eyes... and also made me spit out my coffee several times.

  • @lencao4515
    @lencao4515 4 года назад +676

    When Taji passes away: Reviewing the worst rated funeral service

    • @smol9832
      @smol9832 4 года назад +2

      Cao Len 😂😂😂

  • @eazyc404
    @eazyc404 4 года назад +456

    dude built like mike off monsters inc

    • @Youpeeipay
      @Youpeeipay 4 года назад +3

      eazyc404 sack of taters on matchsticks

  • @harrysatin5110
    @harrysatin5110 2 года назад +5

    Props to the young first mate. Big props, one day he’ll have his own boat.

  • @chrisgarcia7926
    @chrisgarcia7926 3 года назад +2

    “Fishing ain’t catching its fishing” hahaha! That was actually good advice.

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg 3 года назад +2961

    That big (Russian?) dude has definitely taken at least one life, I think.

    • @Brett.1984
      @Brett.1984 3 года назад +143

      Hes a heartattack in the making

    • @stevepurcell5883
      @stevepurcell5883 3 года назад +38

      True. I also believe he is a junkie

    • @dirg3music
      @dirg3music 3 года назад +150

      That dude has lifeless shark eyes. The engines running but no one's behind the wheel. Lmfao

    • @ronnyt2793
      @ronnyt2793 3 года назад +23

      A real life Gru

    • @shock1official750
      @shock1official750 3 года назад +54

      I think it's safe to say that he ate the body.

  • @JohnDoe-hn2uy
    @JohnDoe-hn2uy 3 года назад +445

    that 14 y/o kid is solid- he has potential idk about any of these other people

    • @keith2860
      @keith2860 3 года назад +15

      They honestly were probably like the kid at one point then as time went on they realized this work sucks after years of doing it. And 100% of the time it’s because of the miserable bastards you work with or sometimes bring fishing.

    • @thuranz2773
      @thuranz2773 2 года назад +4

      @@keith2860 Hopefully he'll one day be able to own a boat and business himself.

    • @fishingaddicts4739
      @fishingaddicts4739 2 года назад

      @@keith2860 Bro charter boat people in Florida are actually happy and make good money

  • @unwavering_sightseer7818
    @unwavering_sightseer7818 3 года назад +9

    “Fishing ain't catching it’s fishing okay.” -Captain Andrew

  • @LocaJBiggs
    @LocaJBiggs 2 года назад

    Ahhhh taji I’ve been waking up watching you for the past few weeks. Thank you, always count on you for a good laugh and raise my spirits in the morning 🤣

  • @gustavs5237
    @gustavs5237 4 года назад +627

    I feel bad for this guy, he would have 2-3 million subs in a month if he went solo with these videos

    • @chochoproductions5720
      @chochoproductions5720 4 года назад +38

      He is just stealing phillipsolotv's idea

    • @mainlinemitch
      @mainlinemitch 4 года назад +29

      He is creepy as fuck, like who raised this soy blooded, spineless incel? I feel terrible knowing that someone born with a penis on this earth can act like he does. Definition of cringe.

    • @bookoolicks2355
      @bookoolicks2355 4 года назад +140

      Lil Lighter Thief you sound like an egotistical pussy

    • @lim3lif3
      @lim3lif3 4 года назад +24

      Vice has the money to pay for everything. And I think you underestimate what goes into these.

    • @MMcCoy-yh4ho
      @MMcCoy-yh4ho 4 года назад

      Agreed

  • @MegaXkillerxx
    @MegaXkillerxx 4 года назад +636

    i would’ve rated that 1 star too everyone was being a douch and they just wanna grab your money

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils 4 года назад +4

      @reddeadcodvidz182 - Yeah, that was a 2-Star, at best. He gave the EXPERIENCE 5*... Well, you can get that same experience from anyone, without all the super-douche and apathy around it.

    • @frankythekid2770
      @frankythekid2770 4 года назад

      Everyone sucked except the kid

    • @skeleton1765
      @skeleton1765 4 года назад

      @William Moody This isn't fishing, its customer service.

  • @flightmasterr231
    @flightmasterr231 3 года назад +5

    "It ain't catching. It's fishing." Words to live by

  • @russellkasprzyk4934
    @russellkasprzyk4934 2 года назад

    I love when he just stands there blinking and staring

  • @DARKDYNASTYK9S
    @DARKDYNASTYK9S 3 года назад +1898

    those awkward moments are EVERYTHING! lmfao!! been down with a tooth ache watched this whole series EPIC haha love it!

    • @bom8255
      @bom8255 3 года назад +1

      @Ann Carr u too kind why are you kind in YT nobody is kind here 🤔

    • @CuttySobz
      @CuttySobz 3 года назад +2

      Damn same exactly.

    • @maxw5733
      @maxw5733 3 года назад +5

      I don’t understand are you saying a tooth ache is debilitating

    • @thatoneguy1092
      @thatoneguy1092 3 года назад +12

      @@maxw5733 very debilitating lmao literally the worst pain I've ever had to deal with. And I've had 8 broken bones along with appendicitis and so many stitches and staples I cant remember how many I've had. Their brutal fam especially when they become abscess

    • @theprocrastinatorinator8451
      @theprocrastinatorinator8451 3 года назад +3

      @@bom8255 people are kind here, just watch wholesome videos.

  • @2cents186
    @2cents186 4 года назад +1246

    The 14 year old kid sounds like a Fallout NPC.

    • @tomtucker9426
      @tomtucker9426 3 года назад +42

      Lmfaoooooooooo stood there for mad long like when your choosing your next dialogue

    • @onestopgamechannel7846
      @onestopgamechannel7846 3 года назад +9

      If you put npc dialogue music over that it’d be perfect

    • @onojRX3
      @onojRX3 3 года назад +11

      You sound like a 14 year old NPC from the comments section of RUclips that repeats the same comment all the time for likes

    • @djy5645
      @djy5645 3 года назад

      This is perfect 😂

    • @pinchevulpes
      @pinchevulpes 3 года назад

      @@tomtucker9426 💀💀💀💀

  • @migsyp4292
    @migsyp4292 2 года назад

    "everyday is gonna be a new story...............................& Yeah!"
    LMFAO that was hilarious

  • @artymenzies
    @artymenzies Год назад +3

    The big shirtless guy, what a legend; without that guy you don't have a proper fishing boat.

  • @billythecooljoe
    @billythecooljoe 4 года назад +270

    whoever edits these videos needs a raise and an award

    • @ash3rr
      @ash3rr 4 года назад +5

      Some Indian on Upwork.

    • @brocanova
      @brocanova 4 года назад

      Why‘s that? He already earns 600 grand a year and rides a Chiron.

    • @charlywood
      @charlywood 4 года назад

      I swear

    • @dbrammall66
      @dbrammall66 4 года назад

      He’s one of the owners of vice

  • @savagenative959
    @savagenative959 4 года назад +806

    Obviously that Russian guy is wise beyond his years 💯

    • @SpaseGoast
      @SpaseGoast 4 года назад +24

      The Russian guy is only 25 though, he's seen some shit.

    • @cjbotts
      @cjbotts 4 года назад +39

      That dudes absolutely 100% taken a human life. Might have been justified, might not. But I’d bet the house on it

    • @matthewavilez318
      @matthewavilez318 4 года назад +13

      His words are few, for the rest of his words go to contemplating the fall of the glorious Soviet Union. But the words he does speak are wise beyond his years

    • @Voidroamer
      @Voidroamer 4 года назад +3

      @@cjbotts you can see the soul he took in his eyes

    • @alekseimigushov
      @alekseimigushov 4 года назад

      but who was Russian?

  • @moderndaysurvivor91
    @moderndaysurvivor91 2 года назад

    That suspenseful tone got me 😆

  • @nokisgp
    @nokisgp 2 года назад

    u should continue these series theyre good

  • @RickosaurusRex
    @RickosaurusRex 4 года назад +159

    Taji: thank you so much for allowing me-
    Dave: where’s your credit card?

  • @kmusic160
    @kmusic160 4 года назад +2426

    Wtf..Haha he just keeps doing crazier and crazier shit...Officially only watching vice because of this guy now...GET YOUR OWN CHANNEL!!!

    • @harisbijedic1379
      @harisbijedic1379 4 года назад +27

      You should check out Philip Solo he does similiar stuff

    • @idontwantone132
      @idontwantone132 4 года назад +3

      @@harisbijedic1379 Soto

    • @iansmith573
      @iansmith573 4 года назад +7

      It'd be better if he had a set of balls 🤣

    • @Aaronius_Maximus
      @Aaronius_Maximus 4 года назад +6

      Lol I gotta be honest and admit he won me over on the last episode with the therapist 🤣

    • @dubstep101angu
      @dubstep101angu 4 года назад +4

      kmusic he had a channel. Vice practically bought him off

  • @MookBaylock
    @MookBaylock 2 года назад +1

    Taji and this kid youngin was elbow bumpin pre-covid @ 3:30
    Pioneers man

  • @LeftvsReich
    @LeftvsReich 3 года назад +11

    As someone who loves fishing, that "fishing ain't catching, it's fishing" line really hit home. Best fishing advice I ever heard.

  • @CarlosCamilo
    @CarlosCamilo 3 года назад +274

    “You have to feel it, you have to wait.”
    - Willy the junkie.

    • @KUBKO17
      @KUBKO17 2 года назад +11

      This phrase together with “It’s fishing, not catching.” Are two most powerful quotations about fishing I ever heard.

    • @60kai_57
      @60kai_57 2 года назад +2

      @@KUBKO17 tak tady bych Čecha nečekal xdd

  • @rspswhatup8187
    @rspswhatup8187 4 года назад +341

    “It’s called fishing, not catching.” Thats truuuuuu

  • @toddschannel3358
    @toddschannel3358 2 года назад

    This is the first one of these I've watched. Quite delightful. Our intrepid Vice explorer is a cool kid. Great sense of humor.

  • @KowitaG
    @KowitaG 3 года назад +2

    Ah, so the famous elbow corona-greeting originates from Taji's fishing adventure. Good job Captain Dave III @3:30

  • @Logan-zf3cn
    @Logan-zf3cn 4 года назад +324

    Fishing ain't catching it's fishing..

    • @erikku4739
      @erikku4739 4 года назад +64

      you have to be here
      you have to feel it
      you have to wait...
      you have to wait .
      you have to... know how to catch fluke.

    • @MTips18
      @MTips18 4 года назад +1

      @777Dubliner Guides and charters are totally different things. Charters are for when you just want to catch something. Guides are for when you know what you want to catch.

  • @AwXo
    @AwXo 4 года назад +316

    Getting shot by yelps worst rated gunman...

    • @FrenchyAU
      @FrenchyAU 4 года назад +9

      Or alternatively being run over by Yelps worst rated getaway driver

    • @AwXo
      @AwXo 4 года назад

      Lfren38 Hahahaha, exactly!

    • @ahsan4339
      @ahsan4339 4 года назад +1

      You won’t even get hit so it’ll be perfectly fine

  • @maxdiverse
    @maxdiverse 2 года назад

    I love the transitions between scenes it reminds me of Tim and Eric show😂😂

  • @rachelruff7221
    @rachelruff7221 Год назад

    I can't get enough of these one-star reviews!! Taji is my favorite reporter by FAR! He's so socially awkward at times and it's HILARIOUS!! He's soo cute!

  • @pastelpurpledeathbed
    @pastelpurpledeathbed 4 года назад +268

    That kid seems alright.

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 4 года назад +21

      Parvati thank you

    • @pastelpurpledeathbed
      @pastelpurpledeathbed 4 года назад +2

      @@itsjustdanny469 oh shit, that you?

    • @Squidhead
      @Squidhead 4 года назад +2

      Parvati now I’m wondering too

    • @david-bs2xo
      @david-bs2xo 4 года назад +2

      Itsjustdanny if thats you id totally smoke a spliff with you in like 2 years

    • @moepskie
      @moepskie 4 года назад +10

      So I just checked and that's actually the kid from the fishing boat! 1. Check the two wrestling videos on his channel, he's in both of them and he looks exactly like the kid in the video. 2. The wrestling events he recorded took place in New York, just like the fishing boat! (In the wrestling video there is a sign in the background that says "Marlboro middle school", and that school is in New York).

  • @peterking8465
    @peterking8465 4 года назад +712

    I see Shia LaBeouf and Ethan Klein had a kid with the attitude of Oliver Tree.

    • @CoVid-tv8zh
      @CoVid-tv8zh 4 года назад +15

      Omg...spot on dude

    • @StevnxFemto
      @StevnxFemto 4 года назад +9

      For some reason he reminds me of Jeff from American Dad

    • @bradc4277
      @bradc4277 4 года назад +8

      KillerxQueen the voice for sure

    • @TheHumanSpirit
      @TheHumanSpirit 3 года назад

      I don't 2 out of the 3 you mention, but still funny.

    • @ArdeliaMaurel
      @ArdeliaMaurel 3 года назад

      This is so accurate

  • @madcatterz5753
    @madcatterz5753 3 года назад

    Intro is best part haha
    Rewatched the trip like 50 times haha

  • @lmfaoepicgaming2454
    @lmfaoepicgaming2454 2 года назад +3

    4:53 omg this advice helped me with everything in life ❤️

  • @escotoes
    @escotoes 4 года назад +302

    This guy literally went from generally disliked to legend.

    • @JeandrePetzer
      @JeandrePetzer 4 года назад +1

      And I'm super glad for it. It means he's here to stay :)

    • @austi16
      @austi16 4 года назад +3

      Estuardo Escoto not just disliked every comment was about how terrible he was they fucking hated him day 1 taj supporter since Gino iannuchi lol

  • @JosePineda-jn8jk
    @JosePineda-jn8jk 4 года назад +101

    “Everyday I wake up and I say to myself today’s gonna be a new story... and yeah” damn at 14 realizing he is already stuck. That shit is the most depressing part lol

    • @dylanmounsey7515
      @dylanmounsey7515 4 года назад +15

      Nah that kid is the only one there with potential. He actually gives a fuck about how he’s spending his time long term

    • @cooorsbanq4226
      @cooorsbanq4226 4 года назад +5

      you're depressing mate

    • @sk33t_38
      @sk33t_38 4 года назад

      @@cooorsbanq4226 capitalism is depressing mate

    • @stephen8996
      @stephen8996 4 года назад +1

      @@sk33t_38 capitalism is what you make it. If you don't want it to be depressing then you don't have have to run in a hamster wheel at a 9 to 5. That is the beauty of it. Use your head and do whatever you want

    • @stephen8996
      @stephen8996 4 года назад

      How did you even get that from his statement?

  • @Balmore1Search
    @Balmore1Search 3 года назад

    “you have to wait” aaah im dying

  • @lochiepowell7345
    @lochiepowell7345 3 года назад

    He took one look at ur head and said nope hahah

  • @proonguice8386
    @proonguice8386 4 года назад +323

    “This is Willy the Junkie”
    I’m out

  • @loganwithlightsabers3051
    @loganwithlightsabers3051 4 года назад +235

    “Everyday I wake up and say today’s gonna be a good story”😂

    • @abeismain
      @abeismain 4 года назад +3

      Lol a sad story from the junkie guy

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 4 года назад

      This is lyfe

    • @abeismain
      @abeismain 4 года назад +1

      Mitch Jones Fragile ego lol good catch

    • @ricknaughty1016
      @ricknaughty1016 4 года назад

      Logan with lightsabers I only subscribed to vice for taji

    • @BigDickCheney
      @BigDickCheney 4 года назад

      and yeah

  • @jaytoshifty6713
    @jaytoshifty6713 2 года назад

    3:47 thought he was going spit bars 😂

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 3 года назад +39

    Bro this video was too funny. Don't you just love these seedy dirty back door type operations and people. I'm serious, they have so much character and it's so interesting. I love how you were so positive trying to talk to everybody and they were like who tf is this kid. It revealed a lot about their personalities. Some warmed up to you, others showed their true cold nature. Others were in between. Almost reminds me of arrested development at just the awkwardness of the whole situation. If you narrated it in their style it would totally be convincing as a spin off episode.

  • @leonardodavincrio2800
    @leonardodavincrio2800 4 года назад +736

    This guy looks like a young Ethan Klein

    • @trevyrleigha4292
      @trevyrleigha4292 4 года назад +6

      Leonardo Davincrio He’s not that much younger Ethan is only 34

    • @Jordan-mj9wg
      @Jordan-mj9wg 4 года назад +4

      just abt to comment this

    • @nickstar437
      @nickstar437 4 года назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one LOL

    • @markus7166
      @markus7166 4 года назад +2

      No wonder he sucked so bad then

    • @trevyrleigha4292
      @trevyrleigha4292 4 года назад

      Tyler your mom sucks