Abandoned by the Captain of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Fishing Voyage | One Star Reviews

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @VICE
    @VICE  Год назад +21

    It’s time to set a reminder! A new episode of One Star Reviews is airing on October 22nd.

  • @DOOM-cf8xj
    @DOOM-cf8xj 5 лет назад +17397

    These guys are just pissed that people actually show up to their money-laundering business.

    • @leobowman8149
      @leobowman8149 5 лет назад +1052

      Lmao the fact that they're Italian makes this hilarious 😂

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 5 лет назад +694

      I mean I would be kind of pissed if some kid shows up with a camera crew asking for a tour and what my balls look like.

    • @grewntd
      @grewntd 5 лет назад +315

      That's a strong possibility but I've lived in NYC for 3 years and I've noticed most people are stand-offish at best and at times, kinda sociopathic.

    • @bubutitroll
      @bubutitroll 5 лет назад +84

      @@leobowman8149 there are no italians in this video 😂

    • @morganderose3491
      @morganderose3491 5 лет назад +4

      Lmfao

  • @E2theBizzle
    @E2theBizzle 3 года назад +3093

    The owner Dave seems like the kind of guy that would offer to help you move, show up and drink all the beer in twenty minutes, and then leave without lifting a single box but never let you forget that you now owe him a favor.

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 3 года назад +74

      Whilst stinking of B.O and dropping a god awful beefer and cheeky grin just before he left.

    • @alabamalockpicking
      @alabamalockpicking 3 года назад +2

      @@causetheplumstasteyum7848 lmfao 🤣

    • @rohit_banga
      @rohit_banga 3 года назад +21

      Maybe even borrow some money as soon as he came..(which he will of course not return)

    • @alexsveta5403
      @alexsveta5403 3 года назад +7

      You just reminded me of a dude in Peloponnese, Greece. Our car run out of battery and a girl called that dude to help us and he basically was just giving instructions the entire time while he was the only one not pushing the car, then he just got into his motobike and left lol

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 3 года назад +5

      Man
      I thought Willie the Junkie would be a total shithead
      Turns out it was Dave hahaha

  • @chillestplays4034
    @chillestplays4034 4 года назад +8019

    “It’s no failure, you had a nice day on the ocean that’s all. Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing.” Actually great advice

  • @JohnWick-dp6vp
    @JohnWick-dp6vp 3 года назад +4060

    That 14 year old kid probably does 80 percent of the work and makes 5 percent of the money . God bless him

    • @Saturnia2014
      @Saturnia2014 3 года назад +149

      @@yanbigtimeinc7698 The guys he's working for are most likely mafia connected 😂 they're shady as hell.

    • @domlefa1019
      @domlefa1019 3 года назад +37

      Nah he made good money. Used to live in the same town as me

    • @fifimcgee3977
      @fifimcgee3977 3 года назад +47

      That teenager seems like such a nice boy! keep it up young man!

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 3 года назад +4

      Thanks my man

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 3 года назад +5

      @@domlefa1019 nah wrd he a g

  • @darqv9358
    @darqv9358 5 лет назад +6141

    the sheer amount of awkward silence in this video concerns me

    • @Seaton1518
      @Seaton1518 5 лет назад +139

      I think they ignored him because they didn't really respect him kind of comes off as a middle school film crew, But what about these bad reviews 🙄

    • @WhisperofMarilyn
      @WhisperofMarilyn 5 лет назад +91

      Travis Ryan it’s the editing

    • @wackyruss
      @wackyruss 5 лет назад +106

      These guys are like the NYC Fishing Mafia! The awkward silence was the fat shirtless dude contemplating how he would subdue the interviewer, and grind him up for chum bait- If the camera wasn’t rolling!

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted 5 лет назад +29

      Its edited, note the first clip where he is waiting for answer but fixing his rod, then it cuts back to him and hes waiting for answer. It's funny the editing is what makes it good, but it's also kinda unfair for the business or organization getting rated

    • @kennethbryanfacun3127
      @kennethbryanfacun3127 5 лет назад +20

      One of the most awkward vid of this series!

  • @korakaly6499
    @korakaly6499 4 года назад +2750

    “I live on land, i don’t wanna be here”
    -greatest captain of all time

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 3 года назад +32

      He needs to stay on land and tend to his Tomatoes .. I feel sorry for the customers .

    • @OceanLlamaMedia
      @OceanLlamaMedia 3 года назад +52

      I kind of respect the captain for just being bluntly honest. Would never want to get on the boat with that crew though.

    • @gracie2814
      @gracie2814 3 года назад +13

      I was dying he said that lmao

    • @Wonglharke
      @Wonglharke 3 года назад +7

      At least you know hes not crazy and wants back home too

    • @jay21md
      @jay21md 2 года назад +5

      The dude was genuine. Clearly an introvert of sorts, absolutely nothing wrong with that. He’s focused on his job. He was stand-off ish at first like anyone would be if a camera randomly came up and tried to ask you a bunch of questions. Once he conversed with Taj, he realized he didn’t mean any harm and was willing to talk for a few minutes and be real with him.

  • @WXYKE
    @WXYKE 4 года назад +4598

    The 14 year old was the only one who seemed to remotely know what he was doing

    • @mollysanden6610
      @mollysanden6610 4 года назад +56

      0 customer service

    • @WXYKE
      @WXYKE 4 года назад +4

      Hell yeah he does

    • @ethan.hk3994
      @ethan.hk3994 4 года назад +40

      He did the perfect thing too, “(silence) so yea “

    • @Gorrash
      @Gorrash 4 года назад +16

      Well of course,, he is not 18 yet, so no existencial dread

    • @odakyuodakyu6650
      @odakyuodakyu6650 4 года назад +5

      labor laws in NYC?

  • @groovyb5188
    @groovyb5188 3 года назад +879

    Captain Dave’s selective hearing is one of the strongest I’ve seen

  • @kylek9684
    @kylek9684 5 лет назад +2856

    Lmao
    "Give me the tour.."
    "This is Willy the junkie"
    "Ok were ready for departure "
    🤣

    • @ashkon916
      @ashkon916 5 лет назад +2

      Kyle K 😂😂

    • @kylek9684
      @kylek9684 5 лет назад +15

      @gjaddajg it's still funny

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 5 лет назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 5 лет назад +3

      @gjaddajg yeah right I'm sure that's exactly how it played out!

    • @ThatProdigyJudar
      @ThatProdigyJudar 5 лет назад

      I would like but you have 777 likes so let this be my appreciation

  • @bagofish4784
    @bagofish4784 5 лет назад +3255

    “Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing”
    *best words ever spoken*

    • @SplashinOnYourFace
      @SplashinOnYourFace 5 лет назад +21

      BagOfish name checks out

    • @natelandherr5202
      @natelandherr5202 5 лет назад +39

      It's pretty true tbh.

    • @blakebarbee7224
      @blakebarbee7224 5 лет назад +5

      Not in some places with perfect fishing aka Captiva Florida.

    • @jblps
      @jblps 5 лет назад +6

      One star mentality

    • @XEXMONEY
      @XEXMONEY 5 лет назад +2

      BagOfish you have to feel it you have to ... wait .

  • @spaghettibird5135
    @spaghettibird5135 3 года назад +2130

    “Oh the boat! This is Willie the Junkie. Now we are ready to departure”
    Best tour ever

  • @NCSUPackfan
    @NCSUPackfan 3 года назад +2213

    “Fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing” was actually a half decent piece of advice lmao

    • @skateandfingerboard1
      @skateandfingerboard1 3 года назад +30

      Exactly what my dad told me day one, I've been fishing for 15 years now. I've taken a couple people fishing the first time and always pass that along lol

    • @mew9345
      @mew9345 3 года назад +8

      Fishing’s always good but sometimes the catching sucks

    • @ianrjm969
      @ianrjm969 3 года назад +3

      All about the journey because that's all there is; everything else is an illusion!

    • @waynemarshall5194
      @waynemarshall5194 3 года назад +2

      😂 lmao

    • @mr.animemystery60
      @mr.animemystery60 3 года назад

      🤣🤣😂😂

  • @ሽ፞
    @ሽ፞ 5 лет назад +4978

    Owner refuses to speak until he’s paid.
    *gets paid*
    Alright I’m staying on land

    • @sheamarcelle
      @sheamarcelle 5 лет назад +11

      Right!!

    • @backwoodyben
      @backwoodyben 5 лет назад +112

      New Yorks finest

    • @Homelander-tp7iv
      @Homelander-tp7iv 5 лет назад +5

      Where is the problem with that? He does own it... The problem is that he doesn't have reliable people making sure everything works good

    • @toogaytolift9176
      @toogaytolift9176 5 лет назад +84

      @@Homelander-tp7iv that's not what hes saying, The problem is he said he'd talk on camera once he got paid then as soon as he got paid he pegged it

    • @TomHoops04
      @TomHoops04 5 лет назад +2

      Just sayin my like made it 1.1k very satisifiying

  • @finejustgivemeaname
    @finejustgivemeaname 5 лет назад +5162

    The 14 year old was less awkward than the host.

    • @jorgecervantes3268
      @jorgecervantes3268 5 лет назад +53

      finejustgivemeaname that’s the point 😂

    • @MossyNutz
      @MossyNutz 5 лет назад +81

      Around 7:20 he just shook his head yeah for like 20 seconds.

    • @placeholder2836
      @placeholder2836 5 лет назад +15

      finejustgivemeaname their was something wrong with that 14 year old

    • @noguardrails47
      @noguardrails47 5 лет назад +60

      That little kid had the best customer skills by far. But then Captain "pay up" set the bar pretty low.

    • @noguardrails47
      @noguardrails47 5 лет назад +9

      @Sound Money Who said they did ?

  • @BL4CK-L1ST
    @BL4CK-L1ST 5 лет назад +3327

    Only person that looked like an adult in that boat: a 14 yr old kid

    • @ChiTownGuerrilla
      @ChiTownGuerrilla 5 лет назад +93

      I'm not going to lie he's pretty cool the way he flipped that knife in his boot.

    • @NikkiC777
      @NikkiC777 5 лет назад +62

      The only one acting like a adult. Lol

    • @dmorris4460
      @dmorris4460 4 года назад +10

      someone check on him please

    • @vietcongpornsurfers
      @vietcongpornsurfers 4 года назад +27

      pretty sad to think they were all that boy at one point, before the alcohol :(

    • @ChiliSkwertz
      @ChiliSkwertz 4 года назад +7

      That kid is straight out of A Bronx Tale

  • @brokentombot
    @brokentombot 3 года назад +680

    I always wondered how weird, crappy businesses like this exist. Then I learned about money laundering.

    • @WhillztahHD
      @WhillztahHD 3 года назад +18

      100% 🤣

    • @adammiller9179
      @adammiller9179 2 года назад +12

      I was thinking the same thing. How can this business possibly still exist?!

    • @sidda7085
      @sidda7085 2 года назад +7

      @tony gal everyone’s crappy business does have a right to exist 🥴

    • @ledumpsterfire6474
      @ledumpsterfire6474 2 года назад

      @@sidda7085 Imagine thinking that only certain people should be afforded the right to start a business. Only people I've ever met who thought like that were literal Soviet ideology worshipping Communists.

    • @yung-megafone
      @yung-megafone 2 года назад +1

      Ahh yes, the only way to guarantee your business stays alive in the American economy. A true 'American Dream' if you will.. Nothin like coke and strippers on the weekends amirite?
      Money laundering is grea- I mean horrendous!

  • @a1oilsauce
    @a1oilsauce 5 лет назад +1929

    i just realised the workers on the boat are just danny devito's personality split up into differnt people

  • @ksspook
    @ksspook 5 лет назад +714

    As long as willie the junkie is there it's an instant 5 star

  • @rvpstudioscanada3991
    @rvpstudioscanada3991 3 года назад +509

    I'm surprised Taji gave them a 5 star review. With that Captain's attitude, it would of bumped him down to at least a 3 star.

    • @Larpushka
      @Larpushka 3 года назад +35

      I think you mean at most

    • @jackuniverse8925
      @jackuniverse8925 3 года назад +15

      Taji is not a Karen, you don't know what's Tajis series at all

    • @marumomoloto4455
      @marumomoloto4455 3 года назад +3

      He gets that's alot

    • @Jetashii
      @Jetashii 3 года назад +11

      Not everyone gets offended from "attitude" people have lives and for the most part they were friendly what makes you think he has "attitude" because he told him to leave when he was busy? You're peak Karen right now, whats next is someone a transphobe for not instantly knowing your pronouns?

    • @oh.hey.2045
      @oh.hey.2045 3 года назад +10

      @@Jetashii what does being transgender have to do with this? And just because you have lives doesn’t excuse having a bad attitude especially when running a business. People like you sound so stupid. Just throwing around the work Karen like you actually know what it means.

  • @MT-gj6lh
    @MT-gj6lh 4 года назад +819

    " can you give me a tour of the boat?"
    Capt.: "Oh, Yeah! Uh, this is Willie, the junky." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mumin215
      @mumin215 4 года назад +4

      Yes I loved that💯😂👍

  • @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306
    @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306 5 лет назад +1310

    Everyone on that boat is lost. except for the kid.

    • @RxTerps
      @RxTerps 5 лет назад +65

      I bet that kid will own his own boat one day and it’s gonna be way better than this

    • @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55
      @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55 5 лет назад +14

      Rx Terps yeah he was a chill dude i would have tipped him

    • @jounaas
      @jounaas 5 лет назад +1

      @@RxTerps then this business is not aboit money laundering

    • @charlieritchie8957
      @charlieritchie8957 4 года назад +1

      That Captain was alright but still a bit of a dick

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 4 года назад +1

      Rx Terps idk it’s a hard bargain

  • @charmer4995
    @charmer4995 5 лет назад +676

    When he said “you have to be here”
    I felt that

    • @csxconductor100
      @csxconductor100 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @94FADE
      @94FADE 5 лет назад +11

      “You have to wait”

    • @dreamfpv7865
      @dreamfpv7865 5 лет назад +5

      Charmer 1st rule of fishing club

    • @glenbuyer8738
      @glenbuyer8738 5 лет назад +3

      What as in emotionally, spiritually, you mean I have to be mindful, live in the moment? No... you. Have. To. Be. Here.

  • @shrimuyopa8117
    @shrimuyopa8117 3 года назад +702

    Captain Dave had a great opportunity to get some free advertising but he just blew it all up.

    • @Relax0kay
      @Relax0kay 3 года назад +91

      Yeah I think they’ve been very generous with the 5 stars also. Only the kid was nice but they deserved the one or maximum 2 stars for being so damn rude.

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa 3 года назад +72

      @@Relax0kay Yeah his review was bullshit. With the amount of attitude these guys were showing, a 1 star review was absolutely warranted.

    • @SamSlugg456
      @SamSlugg456 3 года назад +2

      The entire time I was thinking the same

    • @aggressivelyamicable5987
      @aggressivelyamicable5987 3 года назад +66

      There's a 90% chance this is just a laundering front so I doubt he wants any attention.

    • @fairlanewhip79
      @fairlanewhip79 3 года назад +8

      Captain Dave is a complete douchebag

  • @wojtaz7433
    @wojtaz7433 5 лет назад +2059

    This boat is shady af.
    There’s the fat psychotic guy, a 14 yo and a captain that doesn’t wanna be there...

    • @scottpissed9354
      @scottpissed9354 5 лет назад +36

      Kinda weird

    • @Lankynibs
      @Lankynibs 5 лет назад +226

      It’s kind of like a weird comedy movie from the early 90s.

    • @wojtaz7433
      @wojtaz7433 5 лет назад +3

      Shen ye lol

    • @alexburke1899
      @alexburke1899 5 лет назад +124

      This is actually a strangely common scenario in my fishing charter experiences. I had an experience where the captain got drunk and just passed out like 10 miles from shore, luckily the kid knew how to drive the boat and which direction land was because it was foggy and I had no idea how to navigate or drive a boat. That was the last trip for me at least lol.

    • @doctorcatnip2551
      @doctorcatnip2551 5 лет назад +157

      The fat guy is not “psychotic”.
      Vice heavily edited the interaction with him to make him look weird.
      That’s why everybody hates the fucking media and that’s why they captain didn’t want to talk to them.

  • @ksav4330
    @ksav4330 5 лет назад +987

    "I don't wanna be here either" - Captain Andrew

  • @YThEHelLDiDIMakEThiS
    @YThEHelLDiDIMakEThiS 5 лет назад +3280

    This is 100% a mob front lmao

    • @ChrisGugliuzza
      @ChrisGugliuzza 5 лет назад +331

      @Papito Diaz No, money laundering business

    • @seb3858
      @seb3858 5 лет назад +201

      Access to the dock late at night.
      Lmao

    • @velvetbikes
      @velvetbikes 5 лет назад +73

      The fishing boat or VICE?

    • @MrLanzac
      @MrLanzac 5 лет назад +213

      Right got serious mob vibes from the crew.. wonder how many bodies they've dumped in the harbor

    • @patrickzhu9121
      @patrickzhu9121 5 лет назад +18

      @@velvetbikes both

  • @zerovisdiver
    @zerovisdiver 3 года назад +268

    That kid sounds like he's older than everyone in that fishing trip hahaha

  • @MichaelBoggess
    @MichaelBoggess 4 года назад +1190

    “I live on land too, I don’t wanna be here”😂😂😂

    • @IIIIIIllllIk
      @IIIIIIllllIk 4 года назад +8

      Michael Boggess wtf I read this as he said it 😂

    • @ximbabwe0228
      @ximbabwe0228 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @killed2deth736
      @killed2deth736 3 года назад +1

      @@IIIIIIllllIk saaaame

    • @VengefulHater
      @VengefulHater 3 года назад +7

      That’s just his 9to5 he tryna do the time and get tf off

  • @octavianhagihagi4148
    @octavianhagihagi4148 4 года назад +2183

    That big boi seems like a very wise tortoise. He doesn’t say much because he doesn’t need to.

    • @themonopolyguy8126
      @themonopolyguy8126 4 года назад +90

      Octavian Hagi Hagi yeah heroin will make you seem very zen like

    • @bipolarfanatic3617
      @bipolarfanatic3617 4 года назад +4

      Octavian Hagi Hagi yeah the tortoise from kung fu panda

    • @justicewarrior9187
      @justicewarrior9187 4 года назад

      He can't

    • @andrewneel7411
      @andrewneel7411 4 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @repliedreplied5552
      @repliedreplied5552 4 года назад +12

      @@jonbarron8049 are you fried😂? What does every heroin user including rock and roll look like 10 years later? And does he look like he's into rock and roll?😂😂 That was a very stoopid thing to say🤐

  • @mitchr4655
    @mitchr4655 5 лет назад +1121

    The way this dude handles awkward social interactions is priceless

    • @CasiodorusRex
      @CasiodorusRex 5 лет назад +15

      Grown men shutting down a kid. That's what it was. Men don't play drama.

    • @therealcloroxbleach9408
      @therealcloroxbleach9408 5 лет назад +3

      Mitch R not as good a Philip solo

    • @Ew4ya
      @Ew4ya 5 лет назад +1

      I chuckled

    • @stephenh4747
      @stephenh4747 5 лет назад +8

      He makes them awkward

    • @noguardrails47
      @noguardrails47 5 лет назад +6

      @@CasiodorusRex Yep. Real grown men don't worry about things like customer concerns or opinions....what use are those to an alpha male? They just need to be able to shout down paying customers so that they shut their yappers.

  • @c.r.5106
    @c.r.5106 3 года назад +83

    "Fishing ain't catching, it's fishing" is probably the wisest thing I've heard in a while

  • @DARKDYNASTYK9S
    @DARKDYNASTYK9S 4 года назад +1898

    those awkward moments are EVERYTHING! lmfao!! been down with a tooth ache watched this whole series EPIC haha love it!

    • @bom8255
      @bom8255 3 года назад +1

      @Ann Carr u too kind why are you kind in YT nobody is kind here 🤔

    • @92GreyBlue
      @92GreyBlue 3 года назад +2

      Damn same exactly.

    • @maxw5733
      @maxw5733 3 года назад +5

      I don’t understand are you saying a tooth ache is debilitating

    • @thatoneguy1092
      @thatoneguy1092 3 года назад +12

      @@maxw5733 very debilitating lmao literally the worst pain I've ever had to deal with. And I've had 8 broken bones along with appendicitis and so many stitches and staples I cant remember how many I've had. Their brutal fam especially when they become abscess

    • @jessica.m.thornhill2300
      @jessica.m.thornhill2300 3 года назад +3

      @@bom8255 people are kind here, just watch wholesome videos.

  • @jaystriff
    @jaystriff 5 лет назад +636

    i would’ve rated that 1 star too everyone was being a douch and they just wanna grab your money

    • @FHL-Devils
      @FHL-Devils 5 лет назад +4

      @reddeadcodvidz182 - Yeah, that was a 2-Star, at best. He gave the EXPERIENCE 5*... Well, you can get that same experience from anyone, without all the super-douche and apathy around it.

    • @frankythekid2770
      @frankythekid2770 4 года назад

      Everyone sucked except the kid

    • @skeleton1765
      @skeleton1765 4 года назад

      @William Moody This isn't fishing, its customer service.

  • @CarlosCamilo
    @CarlosCamilo 4 года назад +274

    “You have to feel it, you have to wait.”
    - Willy the junkie.

    • @KUBKO17
      @KUBKO17 3 года назад +11

      This phrase together with “It’s fishing, not catching.” Are two most powerful quotations about fishing I ever heard.

    • @60kai_57
      @60kai_57 3 года назад +2

      @@KUBKO17 tak tady bych Čecha nečekal xdd

  • @aleccastro4761
    @aleccastro4761 3 года назад +66

    "You want the tour? waddaya wanna know?"
    "Just tell me about the boat?"
    "Ohhh the boat. Here's Willie the junkie."

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg 4 года назад +2955

    That big (Russian?) dude has definitely taken at least one life, I think.

    • @Brett.1984
      @Brett.1984 4 года назад +143

      Hes a heartattack in the making

    • @stevepurcell5883
      @stevepurcell5883 4 года назад +37

      True. I also believe he is a junkie

    • @dirg3music
      @dirg3music 4 года назад +150

      That dude has lifeless shark eyes. The engines running but no one's behind the wheel. Lmfao

    • @ronnyt2793
      @ronnyt2793 4 года назад +23

      A real life Gru

    • @shock1official750
      @shock1official750 4 года назад +54

      I think it's safe to say that he ate the body.

  • @JohnDoe-hn2uy
    @JohnDoe-hn2uy 3 года назад +448

    that 14 y/o kid is solid- he has potential idk about any of these other people

    • @keith2860
      @keith2860 3 года назад +15

      They honestly were probably like the kid at one point then as time went on they realized this work sucks after years of doing it. And 100% of the time it’s because of the miserable bastards you work with or sometimes bring fishing.

    • @thuranz2773
      @thuranz2773 3 года назад +4

      @@keith2860 Hopefully he'll one day be able to own a boat and business himself.

    • @fishingaddicts4739
      @fishingaddicts4739 2 года назад

      @@keith2860 Bro charter boat people in Florida are actually happy and make good money

  • @RickosaurusRex
    @RickosaurusRex 5 лет назад +164

    Taji: thank you so much for allowing me-
    Dave: where’s your credit card?

  • @thebaddestogre-3698
    @thebaddestogre-3698 3 года назад +276

    The big guy talks so little that he had to take a minute to switch all of his brain power over to "small talk" mode... and still failed.

    • @emilemil1198
      @emilemil1198 3 года назад +1

      Haha youre comment is too funny

    • @TheGreatMoonFrog
      @TheGreatMoonFrog 3 года назад +13

      I also think his English wasn't great.

    • @mattbot913
      @mattbot913 3 года назад +15

      I mean he probably didn’t speak English

    • @5d512
      @5d512 3 года назад +3

      He said all that needed to be said ... "feel it and wait".

    • @NikoMoroz
      @NikoMoroz 3 года назад +2

      eastern european immigrant didn't want to speak with a journalist big surprise

  • @mykemyers6488
    @mykemyers6488 4 года назад +119

    As a fisherman someone should tell that kid to say in school, maybe give him a hug. Seems like the kind of boss thats nice enough to split the kids tips with him....

  • @2cents186
    @2cents186 4 года назад +1246

    The 14 year old kid sounds like a Fallout NPC.

    • @tomtucker9426
      @tomtucker9426 4 года назад +42

      Lmfaoooooooooo stood there for mad long like when your choosing your next dialogue

    • @onestopgamechannel7846
      @onestopgamechannel7846 4 года назад +9

      If you put npc dialogue music over that it’d be perfect

    • @onojRX3
      @onojRX3 4 года назад +11

      You sound like a 14 year old NPC from the comments section of RUclips that repeats the same comment all the time for likes

    • @djy5645
      @djy5645 4 года назад

      This is perfect 😂

    • @pinchevulpes
      @pinchevulpes 3 года назад

      @@tomtucker9426 💀💀💀💀

  • @lencao4515
    @lencao4515 5 лет назад +678

    When Taji passes away: Reviewing the worst rated funeral service

    • @smol9832
      @smol9832 5 лет назад +2

      Cao Len 😂😂😂

  • @darkgolden7069
    @darkgolden7069 3 года назад +31

    This editor is freaking master, He turns everything into a star.

  • @GhostRider-hy9zt
    @GhostRider-hy9zt 4 года назад +466

    The kid will make a great business owner. He’s the best one there.

  • @mattychristian
    @mattychristian 5 лет назад +163

    The junkie: “You have to be here, you have to feel it, you have to wait.. you have to wait.” 👌🏼

    • @Handlebarrz
      @Handlebarrz 5 лет назад +1

      The opposite of what this guy did. Worrying about everybody else's past experiences he didn't sit and make something out of his

  • @savagenative959
    @savagenative959 5 лет назад +804

    Obviously that Russian guy is wise beyond his years 💯

    • @SpaseGoast
      @SpaseGoast 5 лет назад +25

      The Russian guy is only 25 though, he's seen some shit.

    • @cjbotts
      @cjbotts 5 лет назад +39

      That dudes absolutely 100% taken a human life. Might have been justified, might not. But I’d bet the house on it

    • @matthewavilez318
      @matthewavilez318 5 лет назад +13

      His words are few, for the rest of his words go to contemplating the fall of the glorious Soviet Union. But the words he does speak are wise beyond his years

    • @Voidroamer
      @Voidroamer 5 лет назад +3

      @@cjbotts you can see the soul he took in his eyes

    • @monstertyler2010
      @monstertyler2010 5 лет назад +1

      SpaseGoast there’s no way he’s 25 he looks like he’s 55

  • @IsaacDolo619
    @IsaacDolo619 3 года назад +57

    The “regular” with no shirt looked like someone out of “The Marvelous Misadventures of FlapJack” that would come on Cartoon Network.

  • @joshchapman4753
    @joshchapman4753 5 лет назад +332

    “I live on land too, I don’t want to be here” captain Andrew

    • @jayknight139
      @jayknight139 5 лет назад +2

      Quote of the day. LMAO!!

    • @respecttheface7152
      @respecttheface7152 5 лет назад

      OHHHHHHHH HELL NOOOOOOO

    • @CristinaF210
      @CristinaF210 5 лет назад

      @@wojtaz7433 I'm so dead w your comment, wish was right on top😀

  • @thatonecarguy3755
    @thatonecarguy3755 5 лет назад +452

    I’m glad this is Vice’s story rather than Buzzfeed’s.

    • @AnecdotalPoet
      @AnecdotalPoet 5 лет назад +7

      ThatOneCarGuy 3 either way, they’re just as shitty as each other

    • @thatonecarguy3755
      @thatonecarguy3755 5 лет назад +23

      Thot Slayer I definitely agree, but Vice has some bigger balls when it comes to third-world countries riddled with the entrails of war.

  • @proonguice8386
    @proonguice8386 5 лет назад +324

    “This is Willy the Junkie”
    I’m out

  • @sceadugenga735
    @sceadugenga735 2 года назад +4

    "you have to be here, you have to feel it. you have to wait... you have to wait."
    is the most perfect, philosophical encapsulation of the joys of fishing I've ever heard

  • @Anythingelse125
    @Anythingelse125 4 года назад +132

    “You have to... wait”. Literally changed my life

  • @Hashdollars
    @Hashdollars 5 лет назад +43

    3:46 a 14 year old kid says “everyday I wake up and I say to myself today’s gonna be a new story” that’s a whole story in itself.

  • @olowinneolo
    @olowinneolo 5 лет назад +821

    this did NOT deserve a 5 star whatsoever

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 5 лет назад +95

      He didn't want to get whacked by the monster running the gig...

    • @cocainecowboy_
      @cocainecowboy_ 4 года назад +22

      it's honestly not that bad compared to how bad it could be cause its a no bullshit fishing thing for experienced fishers

    • @jacobcharlebois8950
      @jacobcharlebois8950 4 года назад +4

      I think the thing in question is the service of the employee and owner and not the fishing part.

    • @crixy..
      @crixy.. 4 года назад +2

      I mean at the end of the day it’s literally his opinion and feeling on why he rated it, not what you say on a edited video

    • @Matthew-cw3gn
      @Matthew-cw3gn 4 года назад +8

      @@cocainecowboy_ that's actually a really good point. looking at all those russian(?) guys like the fat dude who was a regular, it probably is a business that tries to cater more towards gruff dudes who just wanna go fishing but live in the city and have no way to do that. no doubt that the owner is a prick, but Andrew is probably just not looking to deal with beginners and tourists.

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 3 года назад +83

    Post that kids name, and I'll hire him for a charter the moment he gets his captain's license. Hell, the moment he gets hired as mate.

    • @salmaahmed8574
      @salmaahmed8574 Год назад +1

      his name is daniel i have his contact.

  • @1017KushNoLove
    @1017KushNoLove 5 лет назад +375

    “We gotta get this microphone on you”
    “Just right up the shirt”
    *sigh* 🙄🙄🙄

  • @billythecooljoe
    @billythecooljoe 5 лет назад +268

    whoever edits these videos needs a raise and an award

    • @ash3rr
      @ash3rr 5 лет назад +5

      Some Indian on Upwork.

    • @theypeedonmyrug
      @theypeedonmyrug 5 лет назад

      Why‘s that? He already earns 600 grand a year and rides a Chiron.

    • @charlstephen
      @charlstephen 5 лет назад

      I swear

    • @dbrammall66
      @dbrammall66 5 лет назад

      He’s one of the owners of vice

  • @peterking8465
    @peterking8465 4 года назад +711

    I see Shia LaBeouf and Ethan Klein had a kid with the attitude of Oliver Tree.

    • @CoVid-tv8zh
      @CoVid-tv8zh 4 года назад +15

      Omg...spot on dude

    • @StevnxFemto
      @StevnxFemto 4 года назад +9

      For some reason he reminds me of Jeff from American Dad

    • @TheHumanSpirit
      @TheHumanSpirit 4 года назад

      I don't 2 out of the 3 you mention, but still funny.

    • @ArdeliaMaurel
      @ArdeliaMaurel 4 года назад

      This is so accurate

    • @LittleLoLo7
      @LittleLoLo7 4 года назад

      This is the comment I was looking for

  • @nikib3002
    @nikib3002 3 года назад +13

    Taji the type of person you have to say "were done here" at the end of every conversation. lol

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 5 лет назад +123

    “Oh the boat”
    “ *THIS IS WILLY THE JUNKIE* “ 😂😂

  • @duggiescarfo3555
    @duggiescarfo3555 5 лет назад +730

    dat 14 year old is more of a salesman than a fisherman.

    • @phillylove7290
      @phillylove7290 5 лет назад +39

      If that kid cut his hand he would bleed NY.

    • @mainlinemitch
      @mainlinemitch 5 лет назад +17

      No bullshit, that fool said "heartwarming"

    • @jonthomas5595
      @jonthomas5595 5 лет назад +34

      He probably tells his friends to smell his fingers all the time after handling all the fish.His friends think he’s smashing everyday

    • @PolntBlank
      @PolntBlank 5 лет назад +2

      @@jonthomas5595 LOL

    • @robert558
      @robert558 5 лет назад +1

      @@jonthomas5595 Bruuuh lol

  • @TeamoJr
    @TeamoJr 4 года назад +1245

    “Everyday I wake up and say to myself, today’s gonna be a new story”
    Nods awkwardly.

    • @BPrime-jy6vf
      @BPrime-jy6vf 4 года назад +29

      *awkward silence*

    • @evettevane-tempest2000
      @evettevane-tempest2000 4 года назад +23

      The awkwardness... it’s real.

    • @tylereccles4219
      @tylereccles4219 4 года назад +3

      TeamoJr yea

    • @loolu3636
      @loolu3636 4 года назад +20

      i laughed so fucking hard

    • @skinder842
      @skinder842 4 года назад +48

      The damn journalist made it awkward by not saying anything and just staring at him. This journalist was pretty awkward all around, it's no surprise no one wanted to talk to him.

  • @JD-xg8zi
    @JD-xg8zi 3 года назад +38

    Willie the junkie seems more like a fishing junkie than any other kind of junkie. He would probably be a good friend; quiet, eats good food, drinks beer, nobody will mess with him.

    • @giblets4510
      @giblets4510 2 года назад

      Willie is on some opioids, JD

  • @JosePineda-jn8jk
    @JosePineda-jn8jk 5 лет назад +102

    “Everyday I wake up and I say to myself today’s gonna be a new story... and yeah” damn at 14 realizing he is already stuck. That shit is the most depressing part lol

    • @dylanmounsey7515
      @dylanmounsey7515 5 лет назад +16

      Nah that kid is the only one there with potential. He actually gives a fuck about how he’s spending his time long term

    • @cooorsbanq4226
      @cooorsbanq4226 5 лет назад +5

      you're depressing mate

    • @sk33t_38
      @sk33t_38 5 лет назад

      @@cooorsbanq4226 capitalism is depressing mate

    • @stephen8996
      @stephen8996 5 лет назад +1

      @@sk33t_38 capitalism is what you make it. If you don't want it to be depressing then you don't have have to run in a hamster wheel at a 9 to 5. That is the beauty of it. Use your head and do whatever you want

    • @stephen8996
      @stephen8996 5 лет назад

      How did you even get that from his statement?

  • @leonardodavincrio2800
    @leonardodavincrio2800 5 лет назад +735

    This guy looks like a young Ethan Klein

    • @trevyrleigha4292
      @trevyrleigha4292 5 лет назад +6

      Leonardo Davincrio He’s not that much younger Ethan is only 34

    • @Jordan-mj9wg
      @Jordan-mj9wg 5 лет назад +4

      just abt to comment this

    • @nickstar437
      @nickstar437 5 лет назад +2

      Glad I'm not the only one LOL

    • @markus7166
      @markus7166 5 лет назад +1

      No wonder he sucked so bad then

    • @trevyrleigha4292
      @trevyrleigha4292 5 лет назад

      Tyler your mom sucks

  • @D00M6UY
    @D00M6UY 4 года назад +317

    You want a tour? That’s willie the junkie!

  • @danigl8643
    @danigl8643 3 года назад +7

    " You have to be here, You have to feel it, You have to wait." is my new mantra.

  • @paulking8124
    @paulking8124 4 года назад +387

    "Is there a trick to catching fish?"
    "The trick... is knowing the trick to catch fluke."

    • @WHYJ35
      @WHYJ35 4 года назад +6

      Careful how you phrase your wishes, the monkeys paw will grant exactly what you ask for

    • @kaleblee5386
      @kaleblee5386 4 года назад +1

      He’s right tho 🤣🤣😂

  • @kmusic160
    @kmusic160 5 лет назад +2418

    Wtf..Haha he just keeps doing crazier and crazier shit...Officially only watching vice because of this guy now...GET YOUR OWN CHANNEL!!!

    • @harisbijedic1379
      @harisbijedic1379 5 лет назад +27

      You should check out Philip Solo he does similiar stuff

    • @idontwantone132
      @idontwantone132 5 лет назад +3

      @@harisbijedic1379 Soto

    • @iansmith573
      @iansmith573 5 лет назад +7

      It'd be better if he had a set of balls 🤣

    • @Aaronius_Maximus
      @Aaronius_Maximus 5 лет назад +6

      Lol I gotta be honest and admit he won me over on the last episode with the therapist 🤣

    • @dubstep101angu
      @dubstep101angu 5 лет назад +4

      kmusic he had a channel. Vice practically bought him off

  • @gustavs5237
    @gustavs5237 5 лет назад +623

    I feel bad for this guy, he would have 2-3 million subs in a month if he went solo with these videos

    • @chochoproductions5720
      @chochoproductions5720 5 лет назад +38

      He is just stealing phillipsolotv's idea

    • @mainlinemitch
      @mainlinemitch 5 лет назад +29

      He is creepy as fuck, like who raised this soy blooded, spineless incel? I feel terrible knowing that someone born with a penis on this earth can act like he does. Definition of cringe.

    • @bookoolicks2355
      @bookoolicks2355 5 лет назад +140

      Lil Lighter Thief you sound like an egotistical pussy

    • @lim3lif3
      @lim3lif3 5 лет назад +24

      Vice has the money to pay for everything. And I think you underestimate what goes into these.

    • @MMcCoy-yh4ho
      @MMcCoy-yh4ho 5 лет назад

      Agreed

  • @moataziraqui6425
    @moataziraqui6425 3 года назад +7

    Hands down, this is the best review I've ever watched. I keep coming back to watch it all over again! I love it!

  • @mikemal4398
    @mikemal4398 4 года назад +419

    I feel like willie the junkie was in charge

  • @DanielNourii
    @DanielNourii 3 года назад +544

    "Everyday i wake up and say to myself, today is going to be a new story" - 14 years old kid.

  • @Pineyinthe609
    @Pineyinthe609 5 лет назад +1604

    Worst rated gun range

    • @freikorps7799
      @freikorps7799 5 лет назад +17

      Dentist*

    • @MyNameIsZehn
      @MyNameIsZehn 5 лет назад +2

      777Dubliner that’s true with a lot of ranges, but some are just awful. Whether it’s customer support or just the design of the range isn’t safe or very well thought out. It’s always annoying when the employees don’t know what they’re doing yet suppose to help people who are new shooters or aren’t the best at easing new shooters into certain guns or calibers. I only shoot at one range here where in live or our PD range when for work

    • @glowrm
      @glowrm 5 лет назад +15

      So just any American public school?

    • @DrunkenSkittlez
      @DrunkenSkittlez 5 лет назад +4

      @@glowrm fuck you i wanted to say that

    • @itsthecanadian2491
      @itsthecanadian2491 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂🔥

  • @robbyfiveboy4862
    @robbyfiveboy4862 3 года назад +4

    Three things. The first time I ever went fishing I was ten. We went from Sheepshead Bay. Same place. We caught nothing. The older guy who took me said heres what fishermen do - we bought fish at a market. My mother thought I was a hero. I was hooked for life.
    My son once asked me - Papa how come we arent catching anything? I told him: That's why they call it "fishing" and not "catching".
    By ending this piece the way he did - it became a very warm poignant mini study of (New Yorker) human behavior and basic truths. Great stuff.

  • @andrepilli
    @andrepilli 5 лет назад +179

    imagine being the producer and getting a sign document from all these people so that they can use this footage

    • @Janioong
      @Janioong 5 лет назад +2

      U read my mind!!!!!

    • @nachoybru
      @nachoybru 5 лет назад +4

      The answer is money

    • @tyreleriqson1032
      @tyreleriqson1032 2 года назад

      imagine being one of those idiots who says imagine.....

  • @KomaKazi
    @KomaKazi 4 года назад +302

    Love how the kid’s just pure. He just loves the boat. 🥺❤️

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 3 года назад +5

      Let's hope he becomes the captain

    • @itsjustdanny469
      @itsjustdanny469 3 года назад

      @@Randomdude1979 maybe not 😭

    • @lori69
      @lori69 Год назад

      @@itsjustdanny469 give us the inside scoop, is willie really a junkie

  • @rspswhatup8187
    @rspswhatup8187 5 лет назад +340

    “It’s called fishing, not catching.” Thats truuuuuu

  • @eazyc404
    @eazyc404 5 лет назад +454

    dude built like mike off monsters inc

    • @Youpeeipay
      @Youpeeipay 5 лет назад +3

      eazyc404 sack of taters on matchsticks

  • @Hilariousity101
    @Hilariousity101 5 лет назад +65

    “there’s no failure... fishing ain’t catching, it’s fishing” -plato, 400 bc

  • @escotoes
    @escotoes 5 лет назад +301

    This guy literally went from generally disliked to legend.

    • @JeandrePetzer
      @JeandrePetzer 5 лет назад +1

      And I'm super glad for it. It means he's here to stay :)

    • @Terriblegolfer16
      @Terriblegolfer16 5 лет назад +3

      Estuardo Escoto not just disliked every comment was about how terrible he was they fucking hated him day 1 taj supporter since Gino iannuchi lol

  • @Blackbird7766
    @Blackbird7766 3 года назад +14

    "fishing ain't catching" is actually good advice

  • @billionkek
    @billionkek 4 года назад +540

    FBI's : 'We've finally found where Fat Tony and stink breathe Pauly were hiding out '

  • @NathanWayneMiller93
    @NathanWayneMiller93 5 лет назад +302

    "Everyday I wake up and I say to myself today's gonna be a new story." That had me dead 💀

  • @needmoreramsay
    @needmoreramsay 5 лет назад +39

    You are the absolute master at subtle sarcasm; which is the best kind. I tip my hat to you sir.

  • @The-three-eyed-Prophet
    @The-three-eyed-Prophet Год назад +3

    That 14 year old kid seems to be the only one who cares about the customers and what they feel like i realy hope he wont lose his pation for all of this and will one day be in the position to deliver a great expierence to his future customers while also being his owb boss he whas thge most wholesome part of the video respect for you if you ever read this just know that we all love how much passion you put in the things you love #Respect #Greatings From #Germany

  • @avernales121
    @avernales121 5 лет назад +96

    8:37 dudes whole ass just hanging out lmfao epic catch

  • @loganwithlightsabers3051
    @loganwithlightsabers3051 5 лет назад +234

    “Everyday I wake up and say today’s gonna be a good story”😂

    • @abe_ismain
      @abe_ismain 5 лет назад +3

      Lol a sad story from the junkie guy

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 5 лет назад

      This is lyfe

    • @abe_ismain
      @abe_ismain 5 лет назад +1

      Mitch Jones Fragile ego lol good catch

    • @ricknaughty1016
      @ricknaughty1016 5 лет назад

      Logan with lightsabers I only subscribed to vice for taji

    • @BigDickCheney
      @BigDickCheney 5 лет назад

      and yeah

  • @superdannny
    @superdannny 5 лет назад +71

    That kid looks like a really good kid. He speaks very formally & has lots of respects towards the people around him.

  • @harrysatin5110
    @harrysatin5110 2 года назад +5

    Props to the young first mate. Big props, one day he’ll have his own boat.

  • @austinb3560
    @austinb3560 4 года назад +268

    How to catch a fish?
    Willie the junkie: you have to be here

    • @shrimuyopa8117
      @shrimuyopa8117 3 года назад +5

      Honestly its actually great advice. If you spend enough time out on the ocean fishing, guess what is going to happen? You are going to catch fish and you'll get good at it.
      Don't expect to go out on your first trip, learn a few things, and expect the fish to start peeling drag. Now a good tour guide will put you on the fish and you will have a high likelyhood of catching something. But those tour guides are putting in a lot of work and using everything thing they know to put you in that position.

    • @MichaelSnyder1776
      @MichaelSnyder1776 3 года назад +4

      In order to catch fluke you have to know how to catch fluke

    • @dogmachine2406
      @dogmachine2406 3 года назад +2

      You have to wait

    • @disastermidi1990
      @disastermidi1990 3 года назад +1

      @@dogmachine2406 you have to wait. You have to........................................wait. Lol it’s true but Jesus what a character

    • @dogmachine2406
      @dogmachine2406 3 года назад

      @@disastermidi1990 i mean hes not wrong.

  • @AlexHand
    @AlexHand 4 года назад +349

    In the end, the real fish we caught were the friendships we made along the way.

    • @alegiu1
      @alegiu1 4 года назад +9

      with Willie the Junkie

    • @mushin111
      @mushin111 4 года назад +2

      Which we then threw unceremoniously back into the sea.

    • @MarcoDiaz-fn6xl
      @MarcoDiaz-fn6xl 4 года назад

      Stfu alex

    • @pr4nk5tr
      @pr4nk5tr 4 года назад

      I felt that

    • @IAmJacksBalls
      @IAmJacksBalls 4 года назад

      @alex hand funnier than the video lol.

  • @ethaneneliko2584
    @ethaneneliko2584 5 лет назад +106

    Homie in the beginning built like the thumb from spy kids

  • @unwavering_sightseer7818
    @unwavering_sightseer7818 3 года назад +10

    “Fishing ain't catching it’s fishing okay.” -Captain Andrew

  • @4dhumaninstrumentality789
    @4dhumaninstrumentality789 5 лет назад +99

    It’s like he figured out comedic timing, then purposely decided to not use it at all. It’s quite amusing.

  • @Dragon228833
    @Dragon228833 5 лет назад +130

    “I live on land too I don’t want to be here” 💀💀💀

  • @andrewmosley2588
    @andrewmosley2588 5 лет назад +154

    "Let me just stand here and shake my head at you in silence after you're done answering my questions, just to kick up the awkwardness factor."

  • @austinpearlfinancialplanne3780
    @austinpearlfinancialplanne3780 3 года назад +4

    Great video. As a native long islander who grew up fluke fishing, this brought tears to my eyes... and also made me spit out my coffee several times.

  • @Thetruthyaheard
    @Thetruthyaheard 5 лет назад +35

    Actually very profound, “you have to be here, you have to feel it”