I Tried a 1-Star Cruise

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @tanmayrohira4661
    @tanmayrohira4661 Месяц назад +4829

    “Bro is an introvert’s nightmare.”

    • @Alex-pc5jv
      @Alex-pc5jv Месяц назад +139

      100%

    • @georgioszygogiannis5427
      @georgioszygogiannis5427 Месяц назад +54

      😂😂😂 absolutely

    • @Flask777
      @Flask777 Месяц назад +84

      As a introvert yes this would be horrible but I have a feeling I could make the most of it :)

    • @Radictor44
      @Radictor44 Месяц назад +39

      @@Flask777 See you at the silent disco.. 🤣

    • @pablopablo3834
      @pablopablo3834 Месяц назад +13

      Yeah I'd really like to try it but I don't think I would enjoy it so I bet this is why its got loads of bad reviews because its peoples first cruise who think they won't like it and don't like it but also don't want to pay a high price. I'd probably try out one like this ship because its cheap and I'd be less annoyed if I wasted £200 than £300+.

  • @Wilki2708
    @Wilki2708 Месяц назад +4397

    'Why are they on my bed' ...... I was expecting to see Bald and Backpacker Ben laying there 😂😂😂

  • @RashyAnus
    @RashyAnus 27 дней назад +1083

    "When does the disco end mate?"
    "People keep dancing, I keep playing." Realest DJ ever

    • @markusmilesdigweed
      @markusmilesdigweed 15 дней назад +12

      Straight up! Caught that too lol

    • @lewi3_whufc
      @lewi3_whufc 14 дней назад +18

      Its actually a old cruise tradition! To keep playing till the last person leaves.

    • @mollyjo17
      @mollyjo17 13 дней назад +5

      Your name is hella uncalled for 🤣

    • @Ryan78900
      @Ryan78900 13 дней назад +2

      i tooted and poo fell out down my leg haha

    • @RichieI
      @RichieI 12 дней назад +1

      @@Ryan78900lol

  • @blob0000
    @blob0000 18 дней назад +233

    Social anxiety is scared of this guy

    • @ess2870
      @ess2870 7 дней назад +4

      I'm sitting on my couch debating taking a Xanax. Dude can't NOT talk to everyone. He's my doppelganger.

    • @smackhead
      @smackhead 5 дней назад

      @@ess2870 If he's your doppleganger you don't need Xanax. Get real. Xanax is for a true medical condition.

  • @blockhousebay2
    @blockhousebay2 25 дней назад +748

    The friendliest British tourist of all time, confusing the shit out of everyone and setting the level way to high for the rest of us.

    • @bobbastian760
      @bobbastian760 17 дней назад +1

      Scouse is easy to understand what do you mean...

    • @tomhall-jt8zv
      @tomhall-jt8zv 17 дней назад +8

      @@bobbastian760welsh*

    • @SchwanziniDeKarotta
      @SchwanziniDeKarotta 16 дней назад

      since noone likes british tourits, if you friendly you better than 90%

    • @Home.Barissta
      @Home.Barissta 15 дней назад +3

      @@bobbastian760scouse 😂😂 you’ve heard some weird accents

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 15 дней назад +4

      North Welsh is a mix of welsh & scouce 😂

  • @Ivansky1
    @Ivansky1 Месяц назад +2087

    11:05
    “Are you good?”
    “No, I’m Federic.”

    • @piotrkucybala
      @piotrkucybala Месяц назад +44

      😂😂

    • @pinakkoladaa
      @pinakkoladaa Месяц назад

      @@piotrkucybala😅😅😅😅

    • @lenniedavis1294
      @lenniedavis1294 Месяц назад +15

      lmao

    • @Agur.A
      @Agur.A Месяц назад +31

      That was epic 😅

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 29 дней назад +21

      Well, it is a daft question. He's not even American. If someone asked me that, I'd say, "That's not really for me to say. I try my best."

  • @pbjtime0
    @pbjtime0 Месяц назад +810

    A bad day on a cruise is always better than a good day at work

    • @pbjtime0
      @pbjtime0 Месяц назад +39

      Well unless you get a stomach virus 😂

    • @yeahme8367
      @yeahme8367 27 дней назад +27

      ​@@pbjtime0or sink 😂

    • @sarge6870
      @sarge6870 24 дня назад +4

      @@yeahme8367 Oh brother...dramatic much???

    • @Robin_S78
      @Robin_S78 24 дня назад +1

      Or when your work is worse than Costa and Msc

    • @arnabsen8633
      @arnabsen8633 24 дня назад +4

      unless the cruise sinks

  • @bryanmcdonnell6899
    @bryanmcdonnell6899 Месяц назад +572

    Watching Simon's videos gave me the confidence to solo travel and its easy to see why. He clearly demonstrates multiple times in this video how to make conversations with strangers.

    • @Klynch111
      @Klynch111 25 дней назад +2

      I don't travel solo like he does bad a few trips over to England, but I do go to a lot of conventions etc solo and it's not too hard finding people to talk to, saying that I do find it easy enough to strike conversations up with ransoms, although I do have the gift of the gab so it just comes normal for me 🤣

    • @Bea.Sted.
      @Bea.Sted. 25 дней назад

      ​@Klynch111 basically, you use common sense

    • @gastongeneral6861
      @gastongeneral6861 25 дней назад +5

      @@Klynch111 What's your usual 'ransom' price? ;=)

    • @johny5400
      @johny5400 24 дня назад +8

      Yea, you can have conversation with strangers, that is the easiest thing to do. But that is where it ends. You saw few moments with a small talk....I can assure you that 98% of time you'll be on your own, alone

    • @bryanmcdonnell6899
      @bryanmcdonnell6899 24 дня назад +6

      @@johny5400 it depends on the environment you meet them in. Sometimes conversations could range from 2 mins to an hour. I've solo travelled and met people in bars and spent the evening chatting to them but then again you don't win every battle.

  • @jamielee9350
    @jamielee9350 24 дня назад +224

    Fun Fact .... This ship is the Costa Fascinosa. It can carry 3780 passengers. It is the newest ship in the fleet. 3:00 When you said "This place is literally dead" , over 3000 people had already embarked. Best thing about Costa's cheap cruises is that they are full of people like yourself , no one trying to be someone they are not , just honest folk having a good time.

    • @yarcoPenfold
      @yarcoPenfold 21 день назад +14

      Me and the wife went on the Costa victoria back in 2003. 1 week around the med. £350 each. All inclusive Flights to Italy included from the uk. Was one of the best holidays I had back then. Better than the 1 star you're saying.

    • @jamielee9350
      @jamielee9350 18 дней назад +3

      @@yarcoPenfold I am not the one giving the review , giving it a "1 Star rating" ..

    • @nazul9502
      @nazul9502 13 дней назад +3

      @@yarcoPenfold he never said 1 star?

    • @larsnielsen1852
      @larsnielsen1852 13 дней назад +5

      And the cruises are cheap because they make money on everything else you spend like 129 euro massage etc.

    • @Lauternfelix1
      @Lauternfelix1 11 дней назад +5

      Fascinosa is one of the oldest...get your facts straight

  • @GenX80sKid
    @GenX80sKid 23 дня назад +211

    The people that gave 1 star reviews are the type of people that will never be satisfied with anything no matter how good something is....reviews are to be taken with a grain of salt these days whilst most reviews are posted by complaintive brats.

    • @Tommygreycj1990
      @Tommygreycj1990 10 дней назад

      Yes I agree there all over 50 got more money then they can spend and up there own posh arses. Eny slight swearing thay cry and eny interacting with people thay don't know thay turn there nose upto and cry. This cruise and the people on it are amazing and kind that's what separates us to them.

    • @lgnlint
      @lgnlint 9 дней назад +4

      Not really. It's just that people are far more inclined to go and leave a review when they have a bad experience rather than a good one. Like if you have such a horrible experience with something that you'd consider it 1 star you'd probably be upset enough about it to go and leave these reviews. Meanwhile, when people just enjoyed themselves or had no problems they're a lot less likely to go and leave reviews because they just don't have a strong enough reason to.

    • @CJG2006
      @CJG2006 4 дня назад +1

      Death leprosy profile picture , based.

  • @ukdavepianoman
    @ukdavepianoman Месяц назад +369

    Love Simon's energy and how he interacts with everybody/anybody. Seemed reasonably ok for a 1 star cruise.

    • @jbsprojects8186
      @jbsprojects8186 23 дня назад +18

      The looks from the cruise workers as he interrogates them and follows them around was little creepy

    • @mauriceridesout
      @mauriceridesout 19 дней назад

      ​@@jbsprojects8186not really.

    • @RainBitcoins
      @RainBitcoins 18 дней назад +11

      Lol, thats because he assumes everyone enjoys his presence.

    • @Mirozenx
      @Mirozenx 17 дней назад

      ​@jbsprojects8186 christ how miserable are you?

    • @stevegarside2471
      @stevegarside2471 16 дней назад

      I'd find him to spend overpowering, just about made it through the video.

  • @jason5047
    @jason5047 Месяц назад +675

    If everyone was a bit like Simon we'd all be friends lol He can chat away and get on with everyone he speaks to, another great video!

    • @guitaristssuck8979
      @guitaristssuck8979 Месяц назад +29

      Most of them weren't interested in having a conversation

    • @OohRight
      @OohRight Месяц назад +9

      ​@@guitaristssuck8979 yeah literally trying to walk away

    • @SpicyRikers
      @SpicyRikers Месяц назад +15

      @@OohRight Everybody is so closed off in the modern day lol, Was very common a long time ago to erupt into conversation to passers by and be social in my opinion!

    • @anonymous77173
      @anonymous77173 29 дней назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 27 дней назад +9

      As long as I got the unlimited drink package, I think I could keep up with Simon’s energy

  • @hathbenali
    @hathbenali 29 дней назад +162

    Best thing about you Simon that you are polite and friendly with everyone and consistent in that. Very genuine. Good on you man

  • @poorwotan
    @poorwotan 20 дней назад +28

    Long time cruiser with over 30 cruises from 2nd tier cruises (old Pullmantur) to high end luxury (Silverseas). Best advise is do your research on each line. Then, temper expectations or have realistic expectations. If you go to a Holiday Inn don't expect Ritz Carlton service/amenities. A "cheap" cruise line can easily surprise you with just a small extra touch making your (expected) experience fantastic!!! A high end cruise line can quickly disappoint by missing just one little thing of the expected.

    • @teijaflink2226
      @teijaflink2226 12 дней назад +1

      Honestly if you don't pay that much you wont have much expectations either, easier to feel satisfied about smaller things.

  • @FraserAtSea
    @FraserAtSea 19 дней назад +40

    I was so happy to see you were positive about the room. I cruised twice with Costa last year, and found them to be wonderful from an overall value point of view!

  • @jakemorrison8507
    @jakemorrison8507 Месяц назад +83

    Simons interactions are absolutely amazing, always, fair play 😂
    It's what makes him so standout so much from the crowd

  • @paulLFC93
    @paulLFC93 Месяц назад +635

    The slightly foreign accent you put on when talking to foreign people cracks me up 😂

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 25 дней назад +76

      quite natural a lot of people do this without noticing

    • @robhood8218
      @robhood8218 24 дня назад +38

      @@viiperbiite100% 😅. I spent several years dispatching semi trucks in the US, and most of my fleet are Cuban, and I found myself code switching frequently and would often say things in a Cuban accent. You also speak in simpler English, and structure your sentences differently. I found I didn’t use conjunctions as much either. Like “can not” instead of “can’t,” or “there is” instead of “there’s.”

    • @piratesswoop725
      @piratesswoop725 24 дня назад +8

      I notice myself doing this too! I am a teacher and have students who speak Russian and I find myself sometimes giving my voice a little accent as I pronounce their names!

    • @rastaman5354
      @rastaman5354 20 дней назад +4

      Helps them understand better I think. I also do it 😂

    • @minimeee04
      @minimeee04 19 дней назад +5

      Reminded me of Steve Mclaren when he managed in Holland.😂

  • @anythingroam2423
    @anythingroam2423 29 дней назад +192

    Avid cruiser here. Looks very similar to a carnival cruise ship just with different colors. For the price you paid I am glad you agree on the value they offer for a nice weekend at sea.
    I am honestly floored you got a balcony room for your price. Usually thats an inside room at the bow of the ship hahaha.

    • @aleksilindstrom1694
      @aleksilindstrom1694 26 дней назад +12

      Costa Cruises is a subsidiary of Carnival and they operate similar vessels with different branding and colours.

    • @ConnorLipke
      @ConnorLipke 25 дней назад +8

      @@aleksilindstrom1694 explains why I had these thoughts as well. I'm immune to carnival PTSD after cruising 30 times lol. I was like "this doesn't look all that bad"

    • @Abboman111
      @Abboman111 25 дней назад +2

      He prob paid more and only did 1 night for sure.

    • @MTGWithMike
      @MTGWithMike 25 дней назад +9

      @@Abboman111 ? No - you can literally find deals on cruises as low as $125 for 3 days some times.
      I can literally go to the bahamas right now for $175 4 days - took me less than 20 seconds to find.

    • @Abboman111
      @Abboman111 25 дней назад +1

      @@MTGWithMike not what I’m saying at all, I know those deals exist, I’m just saying don’t believe everything you watch online ;-) do you think he did 3 days?

  • @mutenzockt1214
    @mutenzockt1214 15 дней назад +9

    shoutout to Leon being the most sympathetic and motivated guy I've seen in this video

  • @jennifersmith4657
    @jennifersmith4657 5 дней назад +3

    The fact that you engage with everyone will always make any adventure awesome, especially with crew members. They will tell you everything you need to know! I would love to travel with you. It's what travel is truly about. Getting to know people!

  • @jonnyhawkins7744
    @jonnyhawkins7744 Месяц назад +259

    Something so simple as a High Five will make that guys day a little bit better. Shows you appreciate his work. Another great video Simon

    • @BOOSETO
      @BOOSETO 26 дней назад +13

      Kindness is the greatest currency there is.
      And it's absolutely free.

    • @djemsonc1339
      @djemsonc1339 18 дней назад +6

      @@BOOSETO I work 5 years for one river cruise company and i can tell u that u are totally right, there is no tips which can pay for being an asshole, so being normal and nice is best tips for us 😀

  • @Shoulderdevil2023
    @Shoulderdevil2023 29 дней назад +42

    nice one mate- i would consider going on a budget cruise ship now. Filipinos which make up most of service workers on ship are best and most hospitable people always!

  • @RossAlexFlips
    @RossAlexFlips Месяц назад +344

    This is why I take reviews with a grain of salt. This cruise has everything the other cruise’s have and actually looks really nice! For $200 you can’t lose. NCL and RC cruises can go for over a grand. Plus, you even got a balcony!

    • @trigun442
      @trigun442 Месяц назад +16

      Thats an excellent price. My wife and I recently went to Alaska on an 8 day cruise with celebrity and we paid more than $5,000.

    • @Remianen
      @Remianen Месяц назад +17

      Reviews are often done by people who are extremely experienced and thus, set in their ways. I always tell people (clients or not) that it all depends on what you want to do on the ship or on the trip in general. If you just care about the ports, the ship isn't really that important. You can take a small ship without all the bells and whistles (Viking, for example) and have a great time. If you want the ship to be the destination, that's what you can pay (and pay and pay and pay and pay some more) for. My friends who book with me that want to party as much as possible take a ship that isn't the newest (say, 10-15ish years old, Radiance or Freedom class with RCCL as an example) and buy the biggest drinks package and pay in advance for the signature restaurants and only cruise in certain areas (with ports they've partied in before, so don't need to go ashore at). The friends who want the best value tend to go for even older ships (or a few of MSC's options) or niche ships like Margaritaville or Costa and spend their money onboard (drinks package in advance though) or in port. If you want both, THAT is when you get into the upper tiers in pricing. If you want it all, you have to pay for it all.

    • @RustyVaperGameplay
      @RustyVaperGameplay 26 дней назад +17

      @@Remianen People are quicker to make a bad review than a good one.

    • @blackoutgstar9949
      @blackoutgstar9949 26 дней назад +1

      you missed the part at the start about the concordia
      and look what happened to the titanic
      you definitely can lose

    • @Drew-py8kg
      @Drew-py8kg 26 дней назад +1

      @@blackoutgstar9949 how is it to live in fear ? 🤣🤣

  • @RenaceHighblue
    @RenaceHighblue 25 дней назад +25

    I've cruised on that ship Costa Fascinosa in May this year i spent 2 weeks on that ship and i totally loved it!
    The ship is beautifull not to big and not to small!
    You have lots of entertainment onboard and lots of food choices!
    And above all of that the crew members are so friendly and always ready to help you with something you need! And my cabin was cleaned everyday and they did an amazing work cleaning and you also get everyday new towels to shower! So those people complaining are probably just white snobs! I really recommend going on a cruise with Costa Fascinosa or any other ship on Costa Cruises!
    I have videos on my channel in this amazing ship!

  • @chadhero37
    @chadhero37 24 дня назад +68

    I worked for Carnival, Royal and Celebrity as a singer. I loved the old Carnival ships because not many corporate people onboard, so we had more fun!

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 16 дней назад +5

      That’s awesome. My friend, her ex-husband used to play the saxophone on different cruise ships. He was Wayne Newtons saxophone player.

    • @kyoakland
      @kyoakland 12 дней назад

      I remember u!!!

    • @chadhero37
      @chadhero37 12 дней назад +1

      @@kyoakland prove it lol, how do you remember me? Give me details lol

    • @matthewvaughan8192
      @matthewvaughan8192 7 дней назад

      Carnival do legit do some banger cruises tbf. Not always a fan of them, but that one I did

    • @tlslawncare
      @tlslawncare 4 дня назад

      Nice. I was the sound guy on the Magic, Victory and Spirit for a couple of years. Had an amazing time.

  • @TIstompsUout
    @TIstompsUout Месяц назад +214

    The night club cut scene was brilliant

  • @DanRobards
    @DanRobards Месяц назад +289

    Fair play. £200 that's brilliant. 1 night in my nearest Premier Inn is £180!

    • @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357
      @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357 Месяц назад +16

      I paid similar for a night in London and the hotel was about as bottom tier as you can get.

    • @madaboutsnooker147
      @madaboutsnooker147 Месяц назад +1

      and knowing the state of the hotel , free drinks should fkn follow that price too :D

    • @jimmy6283
      @jimmy6283 Месяц назад +8

      If the migrants didn't beat you, their 😅

    • @HassanKhan-vt6zb
      @HassanKhan-vt6zb Месяц назад

      @@jimmy6283😂😂😂

    • @spooders8424
      @spooders8424 Месяц назад +2

      @@ramborambokitchenkitchen6357well you were in London

  • @joshchilds91
    @joshchilds91 28 дней назад +23

    pure class simon! I worked for Norwegian Cruiseline for 5 years in their kids and teen centres. you gave such a great tour and brought back many memories. I was impressed with this one star ship!

  • @SaiyanABlazeNinja
    @SaiyanABlazeNinja 10 дней назад +10

    6:50 Seeing that couple warmed my heart. Even if it's a one star liner you can tell they're enjoying it as if they're in the greatest place in the world!

    • @ChromeDestiny
      @ChromeDestiny 2 дня назад +1

      Often it's not where you are it's who you're with.

    • @Ahmed-m4y6c
      @Ahmed-m4y6c 21 час назад

      They could have spent months saving up for it, maybe their first holiday in a long time! Always nice to see people enjoying things

  • @bigstackD
    @bigstackD 18 дней назад +35

    1 star cruise!!! No Way , Looks like a 4 star Cruise to me minimum, but only with the drink package 👊🏻

    • @Confessor555
      @Confessor555 9 дней назад +1

      Yeah I got a drink ticket for 15 drinks a day, lmao! Top shelf stuff, huge drinks...4 or 5 was enough for this alcoholic

  • @arronblack67
    @arronblack67 Месяц назад +117

    Simon you are genuinely one of the nicest guys ever. Absolute gem of a guy

  • @ValentinSt
    @ValentinSt Месяц назад +91

    I like Simon how at the beginning complaining there is nobody, claiming it's dead, it's empty, no one is gonna be there and in the very next moment is like "Oh my god it's packed full, for sure it has at least couple of thousands of people, it's crazy" :D :D

  • @danielnanino
    @danielnanino 27 дней назад +186

    I'm 23 years old, I'm Italian, I did about 15 cruises with msc, royal Caribbean, celebrity cruises, and Costa, also this ship in Greenland last year. I really don't think it's a one-star ship/company and I already find the title mooing. If you are travelling in bad weather or no shining sun I can assure you that whatever the ship is, the experience is not at its best. The food was really great, the ship was recently renovated, and it has all the common comforts. The only note was perhaps the organisation of excursions, logistics and customer service.

    • @hughw2377
      @hughw2377 25 дней назад +5

      Msc or royal carribbean, which one is better?

    • @elusivelectron
      @elusivelectron 24 дня назад +16

      People are review bombing it to keep it cheap.

    • @Robin_S78
      @Robin_S78 24 дня назад

      @@hughw2377Msc is a cheap zoo experience, except when you stay in the Yacht Club.

    • @danielnanino
      @danielnanino 24 дня назад +9

      It depends, for entertainment, shows, itineraries and services...royal Caribbean. For food, tranquillity, class, elegance... Msc...but it all depends on the ships you choose, the period if it's in season or not...however in principle the newly launched ships or the companies like those mentioned offer more or less the same experience! I now prefer to give importance to the itinerary and excursions... leaving the ship in the background..

    • @lucalucaluca
      @lucalucaluca 22 дня назад +7

      15 crociere a 23 anni? dimmi che sei un figlio di papà senza dirmi che sei un figlio di papà

  • @matttweed8961
    @matttweed8961 25 дней назад +11

    Nothing wrong at all with this cruise it looks pretty good to be fair, cheap and loads to do

  • @jamesaspinall9248
    @jamesaspinall9248 23 дня назад +8

    No matter where or what, there will always be 1 star reviews, deserved or not.

  • @maestromaster8702
    @maestromaster8702 Месяц назад +27

    Simon's friendliness (and the fact we're both Welsh) makes his videos the perfect thing to watch.

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 16 дней назад

      I’m part welsh now I know where my friendliness comes from 🤣

  • @joshua4302
    @joshua4302 Месяц назад +377

    8:50 “Jason der ist bekannt” which translates to “Jason, he is famous” 😂😂

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 Месяц назад +47

      See! The Germans DO have a sense of humor!

    • @FrEeWaY7k
      @FrEeWaY7k Месяц назад +12

      more like well-known but fair enough

    • @markuskuhl1376
      @markuskuhl1376 Месяц назад

      @@mason96575 That´s what we are famous for

    • @pablopablo3834
      @pablopablo3834 Месяц назад +22

      The Jason dude sounded English or learned from an actual English person.

    • @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357
      @ramborambokitchenkitchen6357 Месяц назад +8

      @@pablopablo3834People who are in German families but lived abroad as a kid speak English like this. My friend is German but grew up in England so he can flip between perfect German accent and sounding like a native Brit lol.

  • @pablopablo3834
    @pablopablo3834 Месяц назад +42

    Simon gets PTSD about the Costa Concordia every time he see a life jacket lmao.

  • @ricklepick9148
    @ricklepick9148 24 дня назад +4

    Just got back from a Norwegian cruise, this seems a lot nicer. Also, as near as I can tell, the entire country of the Philippines works on cruise ships.

  • @OscarScheepstra_Artemis_
    @OscarScheepstra_Artemis_ 16 дней назад +4

    Im actually impressed, everyone is so nice and the boat looks pretty decent! It’s by no means a luxury cruise but everything looks pretty okay. It is basic, a bit old, tacky… but it doesn’t deserve one star.

  • @bradpoole3943
    @bradpoole3943 Месяц назад +62

    Would love to see Simon visit Tbilisi! Not enough content from there, lived there for a bit and it’s such an awesome place with GREAT food that Simon will actually eat!

    • @Psiilocybe
      @Psiilocybe Месяц назад +12

      Georgia is a beautiful country, with great culture, delicious wine and cusine. And nice people. Tbilisi also is a very young and modern cool city. Underrated indeed.

    • @astroboirap
      @astroboirap Месяц назад

      nah

    • @HarryFlashmanVC
      @HarryFlashmanVC 17 дней назад

      Georgian wine.. hugely under rated

  • @John-cn9bq
    @John-cn9bq Месяц назад +140

    Love a cheeky little monday eve vid from wilson

  • @grsl4026
    @grsl4026 Месяц назад +503

    13 mins in. There’s fuck all wrong with that cruise like

    • @cocoomalov3r
      @cocoomalov3r Месяц назад +78

      i thought it looked great, he wants to try the newcastle to amsterdam ferry if he wants propper 1 star 😆 a hive of scum and villiany

    • @MrClayJohn
      @MrClayJohn Месяц назад +5

      Guess it depends how much you've paid for it!

    • @grsl4026
      @grsl4026 Месяц назад +23

      @@MrClayJohn I would have paid for the drinks and food. Even 500 quid for 3 days is pretty decent.

    • @alrightdave6135
      @alrightdave6135 Месяц назад

      ​@@MrClayJohn£200

    • @MrClayJohn
      @MrClayJohn Месяц назад +3

      @@alrightdave6135 that's what Simon paid but we don't know what the 1 star reviewers paid

  • @soli_soli
    @soli_soli 16 часов назад +4

    funfact: within 24 hours he managed to shake hands with all 1000 passengers..

    • @JHizzleinthebizzlePNW
      @JHizzleinthebizzlePNW 14 часов назад +1

      After seeing this comment it's all I'm noticing now and I hate it lol

    • @soli_soli
      @soli_soli 2 часа назад

      @@JHizzleinthebizzlePNW hahaha.. excellent!

  • @richardnelson3507
    @richardnelson3507 24 дня назад +3

    You have a LOT of reviewers that love to simply tear these ships apart. If it's what you do for a living, you notice every tiny little thing, and they end up building mountains out of molehills. You can NOT beat the value of this cruise. I would honestly say it's a 3 star cruise, and for 200 bucks? That's fine. Especially if you want to take the kids or if you're paying for a group of people.

  • @davidomara1142
    @davidomara1142 Месяц назад +38

    'tell you what, £200 for this and you get a slide' 😂

  • @martymcfly256
    @martymcfly256 Месяц назад +81

    Been on 27 cruises with 7 different cruise lines. While I've never sailed with Costa, that style of ship is the same as Carnival's Conquest class, and it's my favourite kind. Not too big, not too small. I don't care for the mega ships.

    • @pickensburgh386
      @pickensburgh386 Месяц назад +7

      Congrats

    • @greenidguy9292
      @greenidguy9292 Месяц назад +3

      I’m so relieved…

    • @Therealprinceofcobh
      @Therealprinceofcobh Месяц назад +1

      It’s the Concordia class not conquest class they’re custom built for Costa

    • @remirez2k3
      @remirez2k3 Месяц назад +2

      im actually on the carnival conquest in 39 days

    • @martymcfly256
      @martymcfly256 Месяц назад +4

      @@Therealprinceofcobh I know they are. But Carnival owns Costa, so many of the ships are very similar in decor and layout. The Concordia class is quite similar to Carnival ships like the Conquest, Valor, Liberty, Splendor, etc.

  • @Remianen
    @Remianen Месяц назад +11

    Simon, Simon, Simon. If I could tell you how many clients I've had who were just like you (but they were on Carnival which is *_significantly_* more packed). I had one client FaceTime me from the Mardi Gras, asking me where to find stuff on the ship. No, I'm not kidding. You are at least extremely extroverted so you have no problems asking people for help. Simon looks like the prototypical cruise newbie. "What's goin' on in there?!" at the photography studio.🤣LOVE IT! High fiving everyone is HILARIOUS! Never change! Oh, one thing: it's bad etiquette on cruises to talk about the Titanic or Concordia or the ship sinking in general. It's like getting into a car and saying, "This is a good day for a redline head-on" (translation: This is a good day for a head-on collision at maximum speed). Not something you want to put out into the universe. Yes, gambling in international waters means you're not governed by any one nation's gambling laws. Slots are different, except in certain areas (Middle East, for example). In those theaters, the casino wouldn't even open until the ship was in international waters. Leon is GOOD PEOPLE. You find a lot of those on the lowest rated cruises because of the price point. Working people who can't justify spending an eighth of their annual take home on a 3-5 day vacay (like Utopia of the Seas charges). Lot of my clients are like that.
    But this entire cruise is proof positive that sports can truly unite people. Liverpool and AC Milan (as well as Napoli) should hate each other since they often meet with the biggest stakes (Champions League usually, Europa League at worst) but they do business with each other every single day.

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 13 дней назад +2

      It’s like saying Bomb on a 🛬😂

  • @linda1937
    @linda1937 День назад +1

    Hi there Simon just found your channel you’re such a nice guy and so friendly.watching from Australia 🇦🇺 cheers

  • @Ryzilience
    @Ryzilience 20 дней назад +5

    The Costa Cruise liners don't look very pleasing exterior wise but they are so nice, sleek inside! It reminds me of the Imperator class ocean liners back in the 1900s that looked slightly unattractive by exterior but had amazing interiors!

  • @Joshua89
    @Joshua89 Месяц назад +23

    I actually did this exact same cruise/days/cities around 6 years ago on a company trip. Had nothing to complain about besides that I personally dont like to be stuck on a ship and have limited time to visit the cities. But the services and food were in my opinion very good

  • @ChaCha-ry8qb
    @ChaCha-ry8qb 26 дней назад +34

    I’ve just found this channel I LOVE how he talks to EVERYONE whether they want to or not!!

  • @nikkielmersonrosales412
    @nikkielmersonrosales412 Месяц назад +27

    Goosebumps a lot Filipino seafarers there! 🇵🇭 Proudly pinoy here! ❤️

    • @Before-GTA6
      @Before-GTA6 29 дней назад +4

      No wonder it's 1 star

    • @CarbonatedTurtle
      @CarbonatedTurtle 24 дня назад +6

      Cruise companies take advantage of cheap labour by hiring most of their crew from the Philippines and India. I'm Canadian and I felt pretty guilty making 3x as much as my Filipino coworkers for doing the same amount of work.

    • @rlsid
      @rlsid 21 день назад +7

      @@Before-GTA6 what the hell is that supposed to mean?

    • @tw25rw
      @tw25rw 17 дней назад

      ​@@Before-GTA6take a Cunard cruise and you'll find many Filipino crew as well.

  • @leo21211
    @leo21211 16 дней назад +4

    This is a cruise you take to get away for a while, thats it. No frills, nothing shiny, just "I'm on a boat and I'm ok with that".

  • @mcgon
    @mcgon 7 дней назад

    Your must video in ages Simon. Love it! I wish i had this social manner. Bro is so happy in his own skin. It's class

  • @TheDigitalblue
    @TheDigitalblue Месяц назад +15

    Anybody eles feel dizzy watching simon walking around the ship :)

    • @Freespeech141
      @Freespeech141 18 дней назад +1

      Yes! He walked though all those bars but didn’t sit for a single drink! 😹

  • @MinerBot
    @MinerBot Месяц назад +40

    i thought it was gonna be swans made of towels on the bed not lifejackets haha

    • @piotrkucybala
      @piotrkucybala Месяц назад +3

      Could've been bald and backpacker ben

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 16 дней назад +1

      Better than finding life jackets made of towels!

  • @AdamL1411
    @AdamL1411 28 дней назад +11

    jason and leon id have stayed on the drink with them two 😂 looked like good lads

  • @beccabrace2525
    @beccabrace2525 15 дней назад +2

    Aww I love the way you get people chatting , the cruise appeared alright to me

  • @igormendes8643
    @igormendes8643 11 дней назад +1

    Costa cruises are very common on summer in Brazil, and they are usually great. If you compare to Royal Caribbean most modern ships, of course it's a little bit outdated, but that's not bad. A lot of ports cannot hold these gigantic ships, and Costa has some great options

  • @rhcp9009
    @rhcp9009 29 дней назад +9

    Now I understand why older people take cruises. They might as well hop from one cheap cruise to another instead of paying 1000’s to a retirement home or a house. Just keep cruising until you actually get old enough to need hospice.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 16 дней назад +4

      My mother bought a bunch of consecutive timeshares all in the same Mexican beach resort. So 4 months a year she spent there, every couple of weeks moving to a new unit in the same building. Lovely weather, good food, helpful and friendly staff (didn’t hurt that she tipped well) and everything in the resort. Far nicer than an assisted living place.

  • @pinkmagiclala
    @pinkmagiclala Месяц назад +36

    Simon is sunshine in human form 🥰

  • @monikaunterwegs7960
    @monikaunterwegs7960 Месяц назад +22

    other prepare for their cruises months before departure. Mr Wilson goes on the cruise without any clue at all 😂

  • @carlerickson74
    @carlerickson74 24 дня назад +2

    One star?! Lol😂 it looks a lot nicer than some Carnival cruises! lol! You boarded with an open, positive attitude, good vibes, good karma in return!🤗

  • @normahS
    @normahS 2 дня назад

    RUclips just randomly suggested this video. I'm not disappointed. Love the format. Great job.:-D

  • @MrUmpalumpa99
    @MrUmpalumpa99 Месяц назад +42

    I swear Simon said he was there for 3 days. Seemed like it was just 1

    • @djprotege
      @djprotege Месяц назад +11

      seemed like the video just ended half way thru editing lol

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 Месяц назад

      It was, where he got off was just a port of call

    • @Imjonjones2024
      @Imjonjones2024 Месяц назад +6

      @@a_goblue2023I think what most people are complaint about is he didn’t show the last two days and the video ended abruptly

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 Месяц назад +2

      @@Imjonjones2024 yeah but my point was that he ended the video on the second day of the cruise so maybe he plans to upload another part

    • @crowdavidson
      @crowdavidson 25 дней назад +1

      Yeah the way he ended it like “And that’s it. Costa Cruise done” it sounds like there won’t be a part 2 or 3

  • @nicolethomson1868
    @nicolethomson1868 Месяц назад +379

    Do you have any more challenges coming up I miss them

    • @EdwardRock1
      @EdwardRock1 Месяц назад +34

      RIP punctuation.

    • @blr8980
      @blr8980 Месяц назад +35

      @@EdwardRock1 Cant say RIP to your virginity if this bothers you sadly.

    • @ogbkballa
      @ogbkballa Месяц назад +1

      Might be a bit too old for them now unfortunately lol

    • @jodieharris388
      @jodieharris388 Месяц назад +1

      I second this! Loved the challenges

    • @SimonWilson12
      @SimonWilson12  Месяц назад +98

      👀

  • @dangerzone24
    @dangerzone24 Месяц назад +18

    Looks like Simon forgot his 2 pound cruise LOL

  • @rosstravels.official
    @rosstravels.official 24 дня назад +1

    Simon, this was my first video I’ve watched of yours and I’m already a fan👏🏾😂. Just your energy and outlook on everything is awesome and you’re absolutely hilarious as well! What a cruise that was and hey, not bad for £200 🤷🏽‍♂️ I may have to do one myself👀

  • @dandrakenholt5455
    @dandrakenholt5455 19 дней назад +1

    This was actually really funny. It was really entertaining. Love it!!!!!

  • @qlmnauyjvewrh1542
    @qlmnauyjvewrh1542 Месяц назад +13

    Simon whilst eating:
    "I don't know if I'm supposed to pay for this"
    🤦‍♂🤣🤣

  • @Markmeister1989
    @Markmeister1989 Месяц назад +26

    Next up should be a "Booze-cruise" with Viking Glory or Silja Serenade/Silja Symphony from Sweden to Finland! :D

    • @KimmyJongUn
      @KimmyJongUn Месяц назад

      Silja Baltic Queen is also good to Tallinn, paid €15 for a bed

  • @SlickArt126
    @SlickArt126 Месяц назад +40

    3 days? Looks like you were on there for 18 hours.

    • @crowdavidson
      @crowdavidson 25 дней назад

      Yeah definitely. I can’t think what else he can film on the ship to make an entertaining part 2 or 3 though.

  • @pauldad1
    @pauldad1 16 дней назад +1

    Love your positivity, really nice vibe.

  • @cnik7802
    @cnik7802 17 дней назад

    Thank you for approaching cruising with a positive attitude! I've seen other first-timer videos, and they seem determined to have a lousy time if it kills them. So now that you've tried a 1-star cruise, you might want to check out the world's largest cruise ship, Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas.

  • @eimantas314-rblx
    @eimantas314-rblx Месяц назад +6

    When simon posts my day gets 100% better

  • @wolverine1.
    @wolverine1. Месяц назад +19

    Monopoly series returns
    A dream 😂

  • @5pastnein83
    @5pastnein83 Месяц назад +12

    A Simon Wilson video will make you happy, trust me

  • @jbiz6626
    @jbiz6626 25 дней назад +10

    Simon Wilson = hectic editing gives you a head ache watching it

  • @PostcardAndAPint
    @PostcardAndAPint 21 день назад

    Great video. A couple of our subscribers told us about you. We took them to Wrexham last week and they said you're from there! Thanks for your honestly on Costa. We travelled with them over the summer and found them excellent value! We love how you talk to everyone! Cheers 🍻

  • @nathanaeljnp9735
    @nathanaeljnp9735 Месяц назад +16

    Simon and his crazy ideas 😂

  • @drainbamage
    @drainbamage Месяц назад +86

    "Jason, der is bekannt!" 😂

  • @christinedugmore
    @christinedugmore Месяц назад +8

    Well it’s £190 a night in a travel lodge in Birmingham, so sounds like a bargain to me!!

  • @Retro2Modern_2025
    @Retro2Modern_2025 Час назад

    Awesome video and everyone you encounter was so chill and friendly and from all over the place

  • @Nobruc
    @Nobruc 16 дней назад +1

    I know it's a 1-Star cruise, but the crew seemed super polite and nice!

  • @briansweeney2291
    @briansweeney2291 Месяц назад +48

    Wow 3 days went fast Simon 😂

    • @a_goblue2023
      @a_goblue2023 Месяц назад +4

      That was only the first day, he got off in Genoa which is the first port of call

    • @Martin_V8
      @Martin_V8 Месяц назад

      @@a_goblue2023 if you’ve paid to go on a cruise, you should have stayed on it for the duration because things might have looked good at the start but anything could’ve gone downhill!

    • @beardedlonewolf7695
      @beardedlonewolf7695 Месяц назад

      @@a_goblue2023 Have you seen the end of the video? "Costa cruises done"

  • @cryptomaniac7655
    @cryptomaniac7655 26 дней назад +4

    who needs companions when you're friends with everyone?

  • @RedMachineKieran
    @RedMachineKieran Месяц назад +11

    That's unbelievable value for what you get

  • @ChelsyLewandowski
    @ChelsyLewandowski 6 дней назад +1

    8:00 I’m only 8 minutes into the first video I’ve ever seen if yours and am an instant fan! You’re awesome

  • @anadraham2995
    @anadraham2995 19 дней назад

    This is the first video I've watched of yours - holy fuckin shit brotha! You do such an amazing job giving us all the info we need while also being entertaining aF 👍💯🎯 Can't wait to watch more‼️‼️‼️

  • @oliveryorke5142
    @oliveryorke5142 Месяц назад +5

    You should go on Celebrity Cruises! Great Video

  • @Imjonjones2024
    @Imjonjones2024 Месяц назад +16

    Pretty abrupt ending 😂 could have shown us the last two days and maybe more of the food!

    • @benedward8559
      @benedward8559 Месяц назад

      don't think he stayed for the last two days

  • @MihailSmirnov-dw9qq
    @MihailSmirnov-dw9qq Месяц назад +24

    Loved every moment of this content! You did amazing!

    • @phehibs
      @phehibs Месяц назад +4

      Really? His quality of video has gone downhill.
      3 days, poor editing for me and seemed rushed.

    • @minisnee
      @minisnee Месяц назад +7

      ​@@phehibsyou are reacting to a bot haha

    • @reggie933
      @reggie933 Месяц назад

      Bot

    • @phehibs
      @phehibs Месяц назад +1

      @@minisnee I was still correct though ha

    • @minisnee
      @minisnee Месяц назад +1

      @@phehibs yeah def agree haha

  • @simonebaldazzi
    @simonebaldazzi 17 дней назад +1

    I performed my shows on Costa for 4 years (2014-2018). I was on 12 ships of the fleet and I've only got beautiful memories. What happened with Schettino is unforgivable, but that doesn't mean that the company is bad.

  • @ApexHerbivore
    @ApexHerbivore 20 дней назад +2

    4:34 hahahah what happened there????? Did she think you were gonna punch her? Looked like she was gonna fist bump you, until she flinched lmao

  • @longlivefreedom9853
    @longlivefreedom9853 Месяц назад +10

    Ha Ha You should have put the life jacket on and walked around the ship..... lol

  • @remmost9688
    @remmost9688 Месяц назад +13

    Hahahahahahahahahahah 26:27 minute mark…… too funny!!!!!

  • @anthonyduncalf-uk
    @anthonyduncalf-uk Месяц назад +14

    If that's 1 Star my town is minus 15 because that ship is better than where I live.

    • @danielfelmingham1876
      @danielfelmingham1876 23 дня назад +1

      It's really a 4 star ship,this is just for views and is completely incorrect.

    • @TheComputec
      @TheComputec 20 дней назад

      @@danielfelmingham1876 is that four star as in 4/5 or 4/10? Genuine question. I have no idea how cruise "ratings" work

    • @danielfelmingham1876
      @danielfelmingham1876 20 дней назад

      @TheComputec
      The star ratings go up to 6 stars, so 4 is really a pretty high standard.

  • @rachp808
    @rachp808 18 дней назад

    This was so cool to watch! You make me wanna book a cheap ass cruise now 😂😂 love your vids Simon, come to New Zealand one day man✌🏼💯

  • @mathewp3416
    @mathewp3416 22 дня назад +2

    16:46 Actually this is one of the main reasons all the bigshots in many countries own yachts and big boats. Basically its a floating casino for them.