Batman Creates his New Villain (feat. Shezi Sardar as Superman)
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- Опубликовано: 27 мар 2022
- The Man Who Laughs... at poor people. Featuring Shezi Sardar (you get bonus points if you know which Marvel hero "took care" of him).
(Warning, this one gets loud)
Big thank you to Odd Fox (oddfoxcoffee.com) for letting us use their coffee shop for this sketch, and Beyond Bespoke Tailors for altering the tight fitting kevlar mesh suit (www.beyondbespoke.com). 
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Just give him his round sunglasses already!
It would get real dark, real quick
@@calvinandhabs is that a pun?
Ahhhh... Batman
@@tomster7574 not a pun but in a series they made calvin can put on round sunglasses and he would become a villan
here is a link ruclips.net/user/shortsoNU3OZ2yPEU?feature=share
Problem would be that he becomes a Nazi with those sunglasses and he is not motivated by those ideals, the motivation here is EAT THE RICH
New villain: "The milkman"
"Once I'm finished batman, there will be nothing dairy free in Gotham at all!"
That’s almost too evil
The Milkman's special ability
Makes your dad disappear
@@QuinoLising No, the his real special ability is that he IS your father.
@@lenaschneider7706 so he can disappear at will!
A vegan's worst nightmare
Batman just seems to get shorter and shorter 🤣
Low center of gravity, makes it harder for the villains to push him over
This must be specifically the Dark Knight. He doesn’t get tall again until he Rises.
@@richardbourton4523 Highly underrated joke
Batman just needs a rest, we're here for you batman.
He needs some time in the Bat Spa
true
If we give him the round sunglasses then Batman can have his new enemy. No training needed. We can call him ratman for obvious reasons.
Batman and the Villain battle for The Spear of Longinus
imagine he wears round sunglasses and returns😂
"AHHHHHHH DR JOOOOONES!"
The crossover nobody needs but might just happen now
"The sons of Judas will destroy Gotham"
@@calvinandhabs That’s the crossover EVERYONE needs! Please, please, please do this.
"Class warfare, fuck you"
The hero we need
“Beating up pickpockets, and junkies gets boring real quick.” Someone’s been playing Arkham Knight
Mmmm, dark full-bodied roasted and French pressed vengeance.
Thank you so much for having me!! Loved playing Clark Kent to Calvin’s Batman 🔥❤️
You’re the best Shez! Thank you so much for your help!
The loud sipping killed me! 😭😭😭 “I’m not a b*tch”
*menacingly slurps hot beverage*
These guys are too good , different concepts each time
*Hello Citizen!* 😂🤣
That's what in the end got me...
I like how it got into a serious argumentation when he said that there must be a reason in the increase of villains, then at the end we see that it's just batman getting bored
I was laughing right from the start! The height difference, the gruff voice, the slurping, Habs' growing disgust at Batman, the step off the soapbox, the Batman monologues, and the twist at the end! But wait, there's more... Superman came by too! Lol 🤣 You guys are 👌🏾👌🏾 The roles really suited you both.
Barman and Batman.
"You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain"
this is gold. 😂
The last sentence !! *yes I am super dark* made me spill my tea.
I love your skits.
We love you
2:00 ..... or so.
You have made a very powerless enemy.
My sinuses. My nightstand, the items upon it.....
Chock full of nuts with half n half .....
EveryWHERE!!
Nice job.
Nobody: People faking depression: "Yes, I'm super dark"
Tom Cruise as the Batman
The flag on the right of superman's framing ♥️
As a villain he should just add dairy to all the foods and drinks in the city xD
A true DC fan would recognize that’s not Batman… it’s Batmite 😏
🤣🤣🤣
batman: get off your soap box
storekeep: I am happy to oblige
batman: muhaha i have the power - so you have chosen death
storekeep: Boiling inside thinking of what they want to do and say to batman.
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great skit. :p
The billionaires (and therefore Batman) were the villains all along !
Calvin makes a great badman 😂 reminds me of the old college humor videos
Ich schwöre ich liebe euch beide hahahaha
Bat with the 4d chess moves
"your shirts showing" incredible
Great video with very creative roles, love it! ❤️
This reminded me of the old Pete Holmes 'Badman' sketches - but I loved the fact that it's so different. But then those lip movements from 1:13 - they're _so_ Pete Holmes' Batman that it makes me think there must just be a single comedy Dark Knight character that everyone accesses from some collective subconscious.
"the sons of Judas will take over Gotham to find the bat mobile"
All this time I never knew Batman was lactose intolerant…the more you know
This is amazing👍 lmao
"Oh get off your soapbox" *steps down*
I still believe the perfect Antipart to Batman would be Sonic.
Danke für der Gelächter Calvin und Habs.
(Ich habe zum Teil wegen dir Deutsch gelernt)
(I have been learning German in part because of you)
Sooo funny 😂
Oh my god the slurping 🤣
It's like Batman watched too much Freakazoid 😂😂
Also, Calvin makes a hot Batman!
Literally getting off the soapbox killed me lmao
Mr. Roundsunglasses needs a comeback!
Amazing Sketch
Class warfare!!! Hahaha. Love this so fckng much!!!
Love ur Vida guys
I need to see more of this tbh
amazing acting performance by Calvin.
I got a heart from Calvin & Habs. WOW. Thank You.
@Calvin & Habs Just discovered your channel and love what you guys are doing 😆 Reminds me a lot of Julian Smith skits. Keep it up guys. I’ve really missed this kind of humour 😃
I loved that!
The horse from the never ending story got me rolling bro 😭💀
i thought Calvin is some kid lol
HILAROUS!
I'm crying 😂 the horse from the neverending story 😂😂😂 stahp
Please make this a series
The back story of round sunglass man.
ich liebe deine Videos
Who else is here from a notification
The barman has a point though-
🔥
Burning the Batman... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sehr gutes Video
Batman not having enough money is like A homeless man having Million dollars
Batman looks a lot shorter in person…
Funny and based at the same time. Love you guys.
3:02 ngl but Batman be spitin real facts
Bat dad also created a new villain.
hum... so... it's cannon that Batman walks around with live crash.
like, real currency, probably currencies.
so... he did that because he wanted another enemy to fight with.
You guys should do a free guy parody!
Ahhhhh… dr Batman give me the map of Gotham
lmaoooo
Pls say there's a part two-
you are hiring new team members, where do i sign up? you dont even have to put my name up, even. i could be the joker but i look more like the penguin.
ps, the rocky version of penguin loves round sunglasses too
Super dark
He went to the cafe and ordered a coffee supposedly with no money on him. Was this just him or part of his plan to create a super villain? We may never know.
The sunglasses please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Im slurpman... 😂 Deal with it.
ngl I thought superman was Harry Potter in the thumbnail
he needs the bat therapist. poor batman.
Lolololololololololol u guys are good
the evil mr jonz villain guy vs batman ????
And with this we can safely deduce that Amber Heard is an avid fan of german children’s stories
I agree with batman about the junkies
Hey... Bruce Wayne, show the poor those deep pockets of yours. Superman is better!
I had no idea what a jerk Batman was.
"Fuck off superman"
Calvin...ehm, Batman machts richtig ... schlürft sein heißes Getränk ... auf echte deutsche Art ... ehm, auf österreichische Art 😁
lol
Hipster Habs.
How do you make that batman noise :D
Hot caffee helps I guess.
do you want to know his secret identity?
Oh man loved it .. Batman is a prick from now for me.
Bruce Wayne will pay for it. lmao
Get off your soapbox 😆 🤣 🤣
😂😂😂😂
2:40 ,heheh
sequel?
Nett