The Gollum Game Just Gets Worse

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @hotcosby4249
    @hotcosby4249 Год назад +168

    The story was written
    The code was coded
    The animation was animated
    Truly one of the games of all time

    • @RockLou
      @RockLou Год назад +16

      I'm not 100% sure the code was coded

    • @hotcosby4249
      @hotcosby4249 Год назад +3

      @@RockLou coded by an AI

    • @eugenegrindfor5090
      @eugenegrindfor5090 Год назад +2

      the story is actually pretty good if you are paying attention to it,it makes you feel so sad for smeagol and knowing his character into much more depth.
      i feel like if they took 1 more year with the same story but different gameplay the game wouldn't had been bullied. also the parkour is good but it needed more moves.
      voice actors did splendid also,so if you dont jump into the hate of this game you can see some great things in it like the story

    • @kimmydune
      @kimmydune Год назад +1

      @@eugenegrindfor5090 10:32

    • @pattycakes2723
      @pattycakes2723 Год назад

      this made me laugh harder than it should have lol. thank you, I needed it

  • @elam3654
    @elam3654 Год назад +117

    They really should have just had Gollum tripping balls 24/7. Like... the world through his eyes is some unhinged insanity where the guy isn't even 'holding on by a thread' the thread freakin' snapped and he's been in free fall ever since.

  • @FellixNoAmatsu
    @FellixNoAmatsu Год назад +379

    9 out of 10 doctors reccomend this game to insomniacs across the world.

    • @valyshknee4203
      @valyshknee4203 Год назад +5

      Only 4 likes? Let me change that.

    • @mikewite1478
      @mikewite1478 Год назад +18

      And the other 1/10 passed out

    • @turnbull832
      @turnbull832 Год назад +7

      I genuinely just put this video on to fall asleep to because it worked with the first part.

    • @cronkus
      @cronkus Год назад +4

      @@turnbull832 same I put on the long play with no commentary to try and put me to sleep instead of using melatonin and it put me to sleep in the first 10 minutes

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Год назад +2

      lol I already had plans to use this video to fall asleep too.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +214

    Gollum is the type of game that will be remembered for generations to come due to its life-changing experience

    • @_M41KU_
      @_M41KU_ Год назад +8

      Waltuh

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga Год назад

      or life ending due to boredom

    • @disc0naps
      @disc0naps Год назад +2

      Just like Death Stranding, literal history

    • @sardoniclysane
      @sardoniclysane Год назад +1

      The thing is you’re not wrong. You’re vague enough that literally anything could be inferred from it. Well done.

  • @JayGC
    @JayGC Год назад +71

    *2023’s Lord Of The Rings - Gollum is the latest Gollum.* Players get to jump into the shoes of John Gollum as he performs a series of Gollums to Gollum out of his location.
    The Gollum introduces several intriguing Gollum mechanics such as movement, couching, a Gollum bird, and an innovative new Gollum system - Where your Gollum is completely up to you.
    How you choose to navigate Gollum in this innovative Gollum world will leave you wanting Gollum and more.
    With features such as Gollums eyes, hair and movement, gamers will surely be talking about *this* Gollum for many to come.
    It Gollums without saying, this is an early contender for Gollum Of The Year.

    • @Coggies84
      @Coggies84 Год назад +16

      But does Gollum have what it takes to really Gollum above the rest⁉️

    • @sbirkkk
      @sbirkkk Год назад +6

      Truly one of the Gollums of all time

    • @malachi2887
      @malachi2887 Год назад

      Gollum

  • @bigblue207
    @bigblue207 Год назад +13

    4:05 dude what a great start. The immediate death by jumping too far, the basketball sound, the classic abrupt death screen

  • @donthebandruid3625
    @donthebandruid3625 Год назад +37

    This is 2006 mandatory stealth section game design.

  • @OfficerDok1996
    @OfficerDok1996 Год назад +43

    A bad game is never late, Charlie White. Nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to.

  • @Denly1990
    @Denly1990 Год назад +9

    If there's one key thing I've learned about developing video games from this, it's that, if your game relies on dialogue, put the dialogue before the load checkpoint of a failable section of the game so you don't hear the same paragraph of conversation on repeat.

  • @rudolfmorvai5824
    @rudolfmorvai5824 Год назад +50

    Gandalf's "Too much about too little" line sums up this game very well.

    • @deathbombs
      @deathbombs 11 месяцев назад

      That's deep. Nice

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 Год назад +7

    1:23:26 And of course the “crate” is just two assets grafted together

  • @niravathu7353
    @niravathu7353 Год назад +6

    The Orc armor in this game is so hilariously terrible, like what orc wears a gigantic dome hat as tall as itself?

  • @Deltarious
    @Deltarious Год назад +22

    brother you *came back* to the Gollum game? Curse you, curse you because now I feel compelled to finish watching it to suffer as you did.

  • @whocareslololol
    @whocareslololol Год назад +33

    kudos to charlie for being determined to finish a game no matter how dogshit it is

  • @TheMissingDislikeButton
    @TheMissingDislikeButton Год назад +23

    Game of the year , the only game that helps you sleep

  • @frenchfries1696
    @frenchfries1696 Год назад +6

    Thank you for uploading these full streams to youtube 🙏 I'm having difficulties watching through twitch since it sometimes buffers (I rarely ever buffer on youtube / netflix 1080p so I dont think it's because of my connection), I'll get 20-30+ of the same ads from only 1 stream (if the ads varies I can bear it, but only transformer ads for a month 💀), and I cant watch it in 1.5x speed on twitch mobile app.
    So once again thank you charlie and team!

  • @Slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Год назад +6

    This is the 2023 version of the ET game from the Atari

  • @gluttonyfang6674
    @gluttonyfang6674 Год назад +8

    2005 PS2 Madagascar game's stealth mission in the night of the zoo is much better than the entirety of this excuse of a "game".

    • @DBZpfpguy
      @DBZpfpguy Год назад

      I remember that level all too well, that Madagascar game was so fun. This game, however, is ONE big joke!

    • @PainAndJizzstain
      @PainAndJizzstain 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@DBZpfpguy You mean you don’t like passionless games made by charlatans masquerading as game devs? You mean that you don’t want to spend $60 on a game that is worse than most $30 indie games? That’s insane.

  • @kdawg2468
    @kdawg2468 Год назад +28

    I like how shmeagol just keisters the key after the owl grabs it. Pretty immersive prison simulator tbh

    • @duncanedgin9433
      @duncanedgin9433 Год назад

      Keester** would be a more appropriate spelling my good sir.

    • @navciv
      @navciv Год назад +5

      @@duncanedgin9433love that you correct him to the incorrect spelling of the word💀

    • @duncanedgin9433
      @duncanedgin9433 Год назад

      @navlagrotciv it was a more correct version than keyster* which he had up there first 💀

    • @navciv
      @navciv Год назад

      @@duncanedgin9433 valid

    • @kdawg2468
      @kdawg2468 Год назад +1

      @@duncanedgin9433 don't you have anything better to do tho?

  • @DerpyDerpums
    @DerpyDerpums Год назад +7

    I hope the developers find different jobs like flipping patties. Cus asset flips on Steam are more enjoyable

  • @patrickstar110
    @patrickstar110 Год назад +2

    THE main game mechanic: 'find the white ledge'

  • @juggernautz181
    @juggernautz181 Год назад +7

    world design is the only decent part of the game

  • @Coggies84
    @Coggies84 Год назад +49

    Looking forward to watching more of this trainwreck later lol. Thank you for doing Gods work buddy. 😂

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 Год назад +1

      "Buddy" 🤓

    • @delskif1425
      @delskif1425 Год назад +13

      ​@Red Marine don't be so protective about it that is a term of endearment if you aren't insecure

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 Год назад

      @@delskif1425 I am not insecure I wad just bored🤷

    • @wildlastname5814
      @wildlastname5814 Год назад +1

      ​@@redmarine2717 *was

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 Год назад

      @@wildlastname5814 if you correct me one more time I swear to god

  • @jordangarcia465
    @jordangarcia465 Год назад +7

    This game will be on the news for being the cause of the incoming global wave of narcoleptic attacks and explosive diarrhea in a couple weeks

  • @rose4961
    @rose4961 Год назад +5

    All of these facial animations are so fucked up. They animated them to talk but then they snap back to their default state immediately after the line. It's so awkward.

  • @GloryOfBarbelo
    @GloryOfBarbelo Год назад +8

    i commend Charlie's tenacity pushing through with this absolute poop ball.

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man Год назад

      He plays a lot of games and I mean a lotttt I don't these days I rather hang out with girls

  • @sleepisthecousinofdeath7395
    @sleepisthecousinofdeath7395 Год назад +6

    Officially the hardest game to watch fully

  • @LukeReborn1195
    @LukeReborn1195 Год назад +6

    i feel like the drake ai lyrics decribe perfectly how lord of the rings fans feel about gollum

  • @vicevilla9949
    @vicevilla9949 Год назад +18

    looking forward for gollum speedruns

    • @vicevilla9949
      @vicevilla9949 Год назад +2

      gollum speedrun scene will be the dawn of humanity and everyone will become insane

  • @Tribleman247
    @Tribleman247 Год назад +8

    Its bad that the best part of this game is the achievement art 😂

  • @jasoncoleman7654
    @jasoncoleman7654 Год назад +12

    These Graphics are top notch exactly what you would expect from 2023

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Год назад +1

      And a game that recommends something like a RTX 3070 (using DLSS quality mode) lol

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi Год назад +5

    Did a full on "WOOOO" when I saw this upload, man this game is like watching a car crash in slow motion. Way better than even the best sleeping pills!

  • @malachi2887
    @malachi2887 Год назад +3

    why tf do the cutscenes look worse than the gameplay💀

  • @mikehorb9485
    @mikehorb9485 Год назад +2

    It’s one of those games where I can tell that not even a single person even tried to put a personal touch on it. Not a single person even tried to push a single aspect of this turd. Not the voice acting, character design, art development, scenery, level design. Not a single person on the project stood out like they cared.

  • @FellixNoAmatsu
    @FellixNoAmatsu Год назад +24

    Another great clip Charlie, love the short clip format videos you been making like these.

  • @VampyKitsune
    @VampyKitsune Год назад +5

    Damn! Tak has fallen on hard times ever since he lost the power of juju

  • @PitchFate
    @PitchFate Год назад +11

    surprised u didnt fall asleep

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314
    @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314 Год назад +6

    I honestly don't see the problem with this game, it doesn't look too bad for a Ps3 tech demo!

  • @JCDenton205
    @JCDenton205 Год назад +6

    this might be the worst game of the year

  • @gerrymc6714
    @gerrymc6714 Год назад +7

    you always make me smile even through gameplay’s of terrible games you rock charlie 🎉

  • @igotjinxed2994
    @igotjinxed2994 Год назад +2

    2 hours 15 minutes that looks like straight from Crash Bandicoot warped lol.

  • @auriumis
    @auriumis Год назад +3

    This game already need a remaster

  • @blackvetteface
    @blackvetteface Год назад +4

    Who else had a laughing fit whenever Charlie died 😂

  • @rolf6266
    @rolf6266 Год назад +2

    I was looking forward to this game keyword being “was” glad I didn’t pick it up

  • @ademisc
    @ademisc Год назад +1

    Gollum: Gymnastics Champion. Just waiting for the ribbons.

  • @sp00-EKy
    @sp00-EKy Год назад +15

    Charlie has suffered so we do not have to, Amen Ripped Jesus🙏

  • @Blackemperess
    @Blackemperess Год назад +1

    Hang on. What does it matter if they go to The Shire? Frodo is already gone. They won't find him there. WTF would it matter if he told them?

  • @arcojin-carlosh.9435
    @arcojin-carlosh.9435 Год назад +1

    honestly the Ice Age 3 cash grab game for PS2, in my memory, was less sleep inducing than this game. Yeah it was almost the same game at times, but it had variety and the character being good at acrobatics made sense

  • @knighter1209
    @knighter1209 Год назад +1

    the one dude talking about ricegum LOL

  • @Num1koolaidman
    @Num1koolaidman Год назад

    NGL these VODS are my new sleep therapy/ASMR lol.

  • @pellesmith986
    @pellesmith986 Год назад

    i love how charlie said in the first clip he uploaded that he def not gonna finish it, when some1 from chat asked him haha

  • @Shaxii__
    @Shaxii__ Год назад +1

    This version of Gandalf reminds me of the Wizard101 Wizard.

  • @DeadOGChannel
    @DeadOGChannel Год назад

    41:11 - 41:17 - This is how you know he's played too much Gollum

  • @deanismonke5096
    @deanismonke5096 Год назад +1

    I think that smaegal has been trustworthy to people because since he's technically a hobbit, he has luck on his side since hobbits have that ability

    • @matthayes4128
      @matthayes4128 Год назад

      Is that why they never die unless old age or a hobbit is killing another hobbit?

    • @deanismonke5096
      @deanismonke5096 Год назад

      @@matthayes4128 I just heard that hobbits were lucky at least it's some explanation for smeagal getting away. Also not only are hobbits killing another balancing it out since luck couldn't be on both sides

  • @Dartnitt
    @Dartnitt Год назад +1

    Considering the fact so many people are talking about that game I thought there are more people that were interested in it, but after checking steam nobody was really interested in the game at all, which is good. I still cant believe they are selling it for 50$ tho, it looks like fanmade game made by like 5 people max, graphics look horrible and climbing mechanics were more polished in prince of persia from 2008

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Год назад

      When I checked the first day Charlie put a gameplay vid (which was the first time I've ever even heard of this game) I checked the player count on steam. All time peak was ~500.

  • @Atrium____
    @Atrium____ Год назад +6

    I don’t think he deserved a game tbh

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Год назад +3

      It's kinda funny how there's like 1000 characters in LOTR but even games that don't focus on movie characters kinda do (Third Age basically copied Gimli and mixed Boromir with Aragorn lmao)

  • @JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens
    @JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens Год назад +9

    I didn't think it was possible to make a game that was more boring than Death Stranding, but god damn have I been proven wrong

  • @eone8677
    @eone8677 Год назад

    7:51 litterally the undead npcs in wow

  • @ALIAlakber
    @ALIAlakber Год назад +6

    What a hero

  • @Obscure19
    @Obscure19 Год назад +1

    You're a brave soldier, Charlie.

  • @odd8105
    @odd8105 Год назад

    This game has both me and grashneg snoozing moderately

  • @the0newhosgood
    @the0newhosgood Год назад +1

    why am i not suprised

  • @phantomfrom11
    @phantomfrom11 Год назад +2

    Dope people still have interest in the ps3

  • @ismailbadboy4476
    @ismailbadboy4476 Год назад +1

    It's too much from reptile brain I'm going to have a seizure

  • @griggletv6974
    @griggletv6974 Год назад

    The only funny thing is the rag doll on death for some of them at least breaks the insomnia

  • @matthayes4128
    @matthayes4128 Год назад

    It takes penguinz0 approximately 4 minutes to shit which is the most entertaining thing in this video

  • @donsmith1590
    @donsmith1590 Год назад +1

    Just watched this on the main channel. needed to finish it lol

  • @sean8102
    @sean8102 Год назад +1

    All time peak players on steam BTW, 758 players.

  • @xeemis
    @xeemis Год назад

    It is literally Stix.

  • @PitchFate
    @PitchFate Год назад +4

    climbing simulator fr

  • @jaxsonmiles5986
    @jaxsonmiles5986 Год назад +1

    ITS THE DAUGHTER!

  • @justinlong5892
    @justinlong5892 Год назад

    I wonder if this is going to be an ET moment for gaming

  • @jacobnelson4267
    @jacobnelson4267 Год назад +2

    Seek Jesus

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Год назад +8

      What are you talking about? Jesus is the one playing the game.

  • @BigGav12
    @BigGav12 Год назад

    does this game run well on the soulja boy console? I plan on buying it

  • @wisteria003
    @wisteria003 Год назад +1

    I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

  • @TheJrdiddykong23
    @TheJrdiddykong23 4 месяца назад

    Do people unsubscribe then when he is playing live those people resub so they can get a “Hi” from him??
    If so then that’s completely SAD

  • @rejiewednamor
    @rejiewednamor Год назад +1

    I don't get the hate. Everyone loved this game when it was with cats

  • @victorsmith11
    @victorsmith11 Год назад +3

    Why does he keep playing it 💔

  • @CombatSloth
    @CombatSloth Год назад

    Clips channel, posts full on 20min to 2 hours videos

  • @Idwhatttowritehere
    @Idwhatttowritehere Год назад

    How are you all going?

  • @nevillegear830
    @nevillegear830 Год назад +1

    Do the game awards have a category of boring game of the year i think it's gotta take 1st place!! 🖒 let's GO!!!

  • @bigjimmy3792
    @bigjimmy3792 Год назад

    I think it’s growing on him

  • @weerobot
    @weerobot Год назад

    There Best work was on The Menu Screen

  • @joosh5566
    @joosh5566 Год назад

    Why didn’t they add combat like it makes no sense, Gollum is fuckin nuts, should have various rocks and shit to use 😂

  • @jefferythibodeaux5573
    @jefferythibodeaux5573 Год назад

    How is this game boring yet games like limbo get nothing but praise

  • @feralperil
    @feralperil Год назад +1

    i liked it when Gollum said "Gollum" and Gollumed all over the place

  • @johnpickering9756
    @johnpickering9756 Год назад

    Climbing simulator?

  • @riannehoringa
    @riannehoringa Год назад

    jesus is playing his game (faith)😄😄😄

  • @funnyhaha7131
    @funnyhaha7131 Год назад

    the vril is not in this game

  • @nakiawilliams4057
    @nakiawilliams4057 Год назад +3

    hey charlie i love your videos !!

  • @Doncr4nk
    @Doncr4nk Год назад +2

    This game is goated

  • @KaiserMattTygore927
    @KaiserMattTygore927 Год назад

    God, that cart chase bit was the lamest shit i've seen in a video game for a good while.

  • @andreasschaeflein4233
    @andreasschaeflein4233 Год назад +4

    You're gonna give yourself a brain aneurysm at this rate

  • @pepperpants
    @pepperpants Год назад

    This is like prince of Persia but way more boring. Good luck

  • @jackygemme863
    @jackygemme863 Год назад

    Sleep simulator

  • @thesupremejuice
    @thesupremejuice Год назад

    dad

  • @Slim514
    @Slim514 Год назад +1

    GOTY

  • @blizzardkhaos
    @blizzardkhaos Год назад

    I love Charlie. He’s hilarious

  • @Indy_Bendy
    @Indy_Bendy Год назад

    This game looks amazing.

  • @arcojin-carlosh.9435
    @arcojin-carlosh.9435 Год назад

    the fuck was that moan at 1:30:53