Gollum Game Is Awful

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024
  • streamed at / moistcr1tikal

Комментарии • 559

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn Год назад +411

    That was a mercy crash. A final warning if you will.

    • @curiosityman1194
      @curiosityman1194 Год назад +23

      This game is horrid man. It's more fun to just sleep.

  • @Rosskles
    @Rosskles Год назад +741

    The continuous desecration of Tolkien's work in modern media platforms has me enraged.

    • @ulfhedinn79
      @ulfhedinn79 Год назад +9

      I didn't watch Rings of Power, was it pretty bad?

    • @michaelkelley1787
      @michaelkelley1787 Год назад +75

      Rings of Power? In terms of the correlation to Tolkiens work yeah it was very bad.

    • @jonnust6236
      @jonnust6236 Год назад +59

      ​@Ulfhedinn 79 LOTS of people hate it, and I've heard the staff of the show was very disrespectful to Tolkien

    • @toastytoast9800
      @toastytoast9800 Год назад +23

      @@ulfhedinn79 horrific

    • @--_--_--_--_
      @--_--_--_--_ Год назад +26

      @@ulfhedinn79 its disgusting, worse than literal fanfics

  • @petergieg4560
    @petergieg4560 Год назад +226

    Wow! This game really makes you FEEL like Gollum (i.e. completely miserable forever).

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Год назад +7

      Honestly goated comment ngl

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 Год назад +11

      “Immersive experience. 10/10” - IGN

    • @DocDocGoose15
      @DocDocGoose15 Год назад +2

      True

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 7 месяцев назад

      As if I need help with that.

    • @levithebaddest2369
      @levithebaddest2369 5 месяцев назад

      @@sean8102get help dawg

  • @rattledskull9999
    @rattledskull9999 Год назад +923

    Imagine paying 1000s of dollars for an up to date gaming setup only for this to be the type of game you can play

    • @i_282
      @i_282 Год назад +86

      I paid over 1k to build my pc and I don’t even have the minimum specs to play the game 😭

    • @thavrisco1632
      @thavrisco1632 Год назад +38

      @@i_282 Thank god

    • @sk3tzopt68
      @sk3tzopt68 Год назад +25

      I paid 2,200$ 2019 and can't run this game

    • @xinf3ctdx
      @xinf3ctdx Год назад +13

      ⁠@@i_282Right? I was just thinking “Imagine doing all of that and still not being able to play the game.”

    • @Deeeeeeeee1
      @Deeeeeeeee1 Год назад +7

      So the Switch wasn't a bad investment after all.

  • @austinfisher4069
    @austinfisher4069 Год назад +586

    This game should be prescribed by doctors for people with insomnia

    • @helio68
      @helio68 Год назад +38

      It actually did just pass fda testing and is going to start being prescribed to people

    • @TUSKD
      @TUSKD Год назад +26

      @@helio68 wow thats actually pretty cool

    • @wallrrusslord4779
      @wallrrusslord4779 Год назад +28

      @@helio68FDA fast-tracked it, my doctor prescribed 20 minutes before bed and I’ve had 8 hour nights for the past few days!

    • @mrlihin6062
      @mrlihin6062 Год назад +11

      Thanks gollum

    • @mikael5079
      @mikael5079 Год назад +6

      This helps me sleep more than any other treatments. I have never finished watching this videos, and Ive been watching for the past 3 nights

  • @a_cats
    @a_cats Год назад +301

    You won't last 5 minutes playing Lord of the Rings: Gollum

    • @aerus3446
      @aerus3446 Год назад +9

      Ppl that finish this game should be awarded USD $1 Million by MrBeast himself in person with a video uploaded in every Social Media, then sent into a casino buffet with five free deluxe buffet passes per week, then own Scarface's Mansion with next-gen security technology, a bunker and a safe room of the size that you would find in a Payday 2 heist. Then have infinite N-word passes, a personal 1000 robot army that do every chore in the house and manage everything else, then you own a replica life-sized city of the entirety of The Lord of the Rings world with assistants and all.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 Год назад +27

      @Forrest Mcgee to the refund button

    • @rejfen714
      @rejfen714 Год назад +6

      bold of you to assume we can even play it

    • @a_cats
      @a_cats Год назад +17

      @@rejfen714 Your PC won't last 5 minutes playing Lord of the Rings: Gollum

    • @yeetusdeletus8565
      @yeetusdeletus8565 Год назад

      @@aerus3446 Don't forget the fancy spinning artifact thingy from Payday 2 aswell

  • @legendgirl101
    @legendgirl101 Год назад +66

    I think this game might have the most apathetic soundtrack I've ever heard. Even in moments that are supposed to have more tension like when Gollum is chasing the bird, the music sounds like it just does not care

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves Год назад +9

      right like so many scenes felt so dead.. i wish they just put all the cutscenes on 2x speed, would’ve felt a lot better. the bug chasing felt so needlessly sluggish

    • @JL-to9vg
      @JL-to9vg Год назад +2

      lol for just another $10 that musical magic can be all yours !

    • @DarthDuck404
      @DarthDuck404 2 месяца назад +1

      It really feels like you're in the mind of Gollum 10/10

  • @eggy7346
    @eggy7346 Год назад +260

    The streaming of this game put me to sleep faster than Redfall gameplay. That's impressive. I seriously thought nothing could top Redfall in terms of boredom

    • @schlobster3929
      @schlobster3929 Год назад +54

      The competition for worst game of 2023 is seriously heating up, and we’re not even halfway through the year yet

    • @ShaquilleOatmeal849
      @ShaquilleOatmeal849 Год назад +6

      To be fair charlie rarely talks when playing so it's ez to doze off

    • @eggy7346
      @eggy7346 Год назад +13

      @@ShaquilleOatmeal849 I mean just in general. I tried Redfall and dozed off in less than an hour. This game looks even more boring which is a hell of an achievement

    • @EddieIsGreat
      @EddieIsGreat Год назад +3

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that had to take a nap in the middle of the video.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Год назад

      @granttodd3118nah

  • @nutriit
    @nutriit Год назад +64

    As someone who did not sleep the night prior and has stuff to do today this is the greatest challenge of all time.

  • @anglepsycho
    @anglepsycho Год назад +115

    That crash was a sign of the game being like "I would rather kill myself than let you witness my bowels, please leave dude, I'm begging you-"

    • @dee_van5946
      @dee_van5946 7 месяцев назад +1

      Or it was his computer trying to cleanse the evil that Charlie unleashed

    • @SpartanGuyOfficial-7274
      @SpartanGuyOfficial-7274 4 месяца назад +1

      "LEAVE. NOW. AND NEVER. COME BACK!!!!!" - The real Gollum played by Andy Serkis

  • @ZeroNeedsCoffee
    @ZeroNeedsCoffee Год назад +274

    Had to come here to see Charlie play more of the greatest game of all time

  • @ananonymouseuser2571
    @ananonymouseuser2571 Год назад +13

    What do y'all mean "Not worth $50"?
    I started this while I was wide awake, and only 38 minutes in I'm literally dozing off. It's seven hours before my bed time, and I've only been up for seven hours as a write. Normally I need to be exhausted and have white noise in the background before I can even lay down, then I lay awake for about 45 minutes. Thanks to "Lord of the Rings: Gollum" I can finally feel what it means to take a "nap", something that I can only manage when I'm deathly ill. This game is truly a masterpiece.
    10/10, would recommend you try this before you invest in copious quantities of Xanax and black tar heroin to get a full night's rest.

  • @THExDUFFxBOMBx42777
    @THExDUFFxBOMBx42777 Год назад +25

    14:00 That’s actually a decades old Scooby Doo thunder sound effect LMAO

    • @thebryceroy6155
      @thebryceroy6155 Год назад

      At least the "instant thunder" makes sense here, looks like all the lightning strikes are just a few feet away.

    • @TheLevitatingFleem
      @TheLevitatingFleem Год назад

      you’re absolutely correct son 😭😭😭

    • @djancak
      @djancak Год назад +3

      i thought that sounded super familiar 😂

  • @angelofdarkness243
    @angelofdarkness243 Год назад +92

    It's funny that in my head charlie's video titles are narrated in charlie's voice

    • @SadDeath.
      @SadDeath. Год назад +5

      That didnt happen, but now it will🫠

    • @mrlihin6062
      @mrlihin6062 Год назад +3

      Touch grass😂😂

    • @angelofdarkness243
      @angelofdarkness243 Год назад +6

      @@mrlihin6062 Already touched it few hours ago!

    • @mrlihin6062
      @mrlihin6062 Год назад +4

      @@angelofdarkness243 good🥳🥳

    • @MalooYT
      @MalooYT Год назад

      your pfp-

  • @skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651
    @skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651 Год назад +20

    Tolkien is spinning in his grave so fast we should hook up a generator and get unlimited energy

  • @fuelcapgaming5753
    @fuelcapgaming5753 Год назад +113

    I just can't fathom the thinking behind making this. I can't even imagine diehard LOTR fans wanting a game like this. Already to general audiences, this game has Z E R O appeal or interest. And then atop of that, I feel like EVERYTHING you could have chosen to make a game of in LOTR, you choose.... This. Why.
    If you wanted content on gollum so bad, then make it a comic or short animated series or something that'll inevitably flop. Not a full fledged game. Good god.

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Год назад +19

      Honestly no idea either why shit like this got greenlighted when they could have made another Shadow of Mordor style game or maybe remake some old LOTR games from PS2 era. Hell, even something like Third Age would be awesome.

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 Год назад +2

      I think it looks cool, enjoyed the whole playthrough so far. Guess I'm in the minority.

    • @gamersdigester
      @gamersdigester Год назад +20

      @@lukasg4807 bruh what.....

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 Год назад +7

      There's a good market for stealth/puzzle games, the concept was not great from the get go but good and compelling gameplay could've saved it.

    • @James_Sunderland_
      @James_Sunderland_ Год назад +5

      never got into LOTR but know the gist of it and even i was like gollum? why? out of everything that universe already offers you pick him?

  • @Mr_SpiderFace
    @Mr_SpiderFace Год назад +87

    Fell asleep while he was live. Woke up to mid game, went back to sleep.

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 Год назад +20

      God imagine doing that and having gollum dreams because of it

    • @2oqh
      @2oqh Год назад +5

      @@legojay14 subjecting yourself to this game is a more horrifying idea

  • @jupiterputnam9016
    @jupiterputnam9016 Год назад +21

    Pretty crazy that the movie this is based off from 2001 has better graphics than a video game in 2023

    • @jorgeloredo100
      @jorgeloredo100 Год назад +5

      ​@@forrestmcgee7631You literally can, modern games specially AAA games are closer to movies than any other artform.

    • @jupiterputnam9016
      @jupiterputnam9016 Год назад +8

      @Forrest Mcgee i can and i am especially when theres a 20 year gap and the later project comes out looking worse than the source material, if it was 2d maybe theres an excuse there but a 3d triple A game in 2023 from a franchise as big as lotr needs to be held to a higher standard than what is visually being presented as a finished product

    • @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd
      @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd Год назад

      The movies have better graphics even than a proper triple a game like shadow of war.
      I don’t think this is crazy at all.

  • @GetShadowBlasted
    @GetShadowBlasted Год назад +32

    I don't think anyone is shocked by the fact it's bad.

  • @fedredora
    @fedredora Год назад +9

    This is why there's no reason to get a beefed up gaming rig. There are barely any good games that require such expensive specs

  • @TheRab101
    @TheRab101 Год назад +27

    how the fuck does charlie burp so much without ever actually seeing him eat anything or drink any fizzy drinks!!

  • @gibbygibson3409
    @gibbygibson3409 Год назад +21

    "My precious" definitely was not worth the $70 price tag 😪

  • @meathandsmans
    @meathandsmans Год назад +19

    Starts here btw
    8:12

  • @DeadOGChannel
    @DeadOGChannel Год назад +18

    One thing I enjoy about Charlie is that he goes out of his way to play shitty games for our entertainment. Thank you Mr.Moist, your service is not in vain.

  • @victorstephens7361
    @victorstephens7361 Год назад +3

    Adpocalypse? If you mean ads every 5 minutes of a 3 hour video, then yeah.. Adpocalypse

  • @taylorsnider5809
    @taylorsnider5809 Год назад +6

    "It hurt... it hurt its feelings" great improv out of mispeaking, well done charlie

  • @Chaka2225
    @Chaka2225 Год назад +28

    "There's no way the game can be that awful"
    Titles video this game is awful

  • @christianjade5145
    @christianjade5145 Год назад +34

    What was even the point of releasing this game lmao not even the most hardcore LOTR fans were asking for this

    • @rances4418
      @rances4418 Год назад +13

      Honestly like they picked the character who had the least likely chance to make a decent game over characters like legolas

    • @broopdefloop
      @broopdefloop Год назад +10

      If they followed gollum after he got the ring, then his path to the misty mountain and his decent further into insanity it could've been interesting. Playing as smeagul and watching him go from the hobbit who just killed his sibling(or cousin I don't remember which,) to the insane half naked gollum under a mountain and having to make moral choices throught the game only for any moral choice you make to not matter in the end due to the ring's influence could be cool

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 Год назад

      Honestly I think it looks cool, enjoyed the entirety of the video

    • @christianjade5145
      @christianjade5145 Год назад +5

      @@broopdefloop this game would have been okay if it wasn't a stealth adventure game and it was not for $70. the one you described but it was like life of strange or a telltale like game would be great.

    • @RhysCallinan-wc9fi
      @RhysCallinan-wc9fi Год назад +1

      Probably because Gollum might've been the cheapest character they could get from the Tolkien IP.

  • @XENON3120
    @XENON3120 Год назад +6

    this is an awesome example that graphics are not what demands high end system requirement and its all bullshIt

  • @jaycestaszak7577
    @jaycestaszak7577 Год назад +124

    What a perfect showcase of what top of the line hardware is capable of these days. Incredible!
    Is what I might have said if this came out back in 2005

    • @TheRealBillix
      @TheRealBillix Год назад

      its the game not hardware

    • @meathandsmans
      @meathandsmans Год назад +16

      ​​@@TheRealBillix he knows. He's saying the game isn't taking advantage of the hardware

    • @Lego_hq_21
      @Lego_hq_21 Год назад +1

      i would rather play pac man on a arcade machine then this garbage

    • @dontassociate
      @dontassociate Год назад +1

      @@TheRealBillixbrain damage

    • @TheRealBillix
      @TheRealBillix Год назад

      @@meathandsmans did I disagree?

  • @duncanedgin9433
    @duncanedgin9433 Год назад +8

    Charlie should use this game for the next 10,000 dollar speedrun competition

    • @MegKnightus
      @MegKnightus Год назад

      "If you can figure out how to speedrun this fucking horrific garbage, you get $10,000."

  • @Nostalgik64
    @Nostalgik64 Год назад +22

    this is definitely something i would have to watch on youtube rather then play. it just seems like a drag to play all the way especially with how sleepy you looked. finish it for us charlie lol

  • @jadajohnson5733
    @jadajohnson5733 Год назад +2

    The cinematic in the beginning had me like hey maybe the scheme will be good and now I'm just over here full of sleep

  • @samual8299
    @samual8299 Год назад +52

    If this was a $25 indie game and wasn’t 69 terabyte in size, I wouldn’t be mad at it

    • @ceroscentauri7045
      @ceroscentauri7045 Год назад +24

      Let’s not kid ourselves. There are cheaper and more expensive indie games better than this. Even free indie games made with passion are better than this. :(

    • @samual8299
      @samual8299 Год назад +5

      @@ceroscentauri7045 it blows for sure but I don’t think it would be offensively bad if it wasn’t $70 lol

    • @xinf3ctdx
      @xinf3ctdx Год назад +11

      I would. Inexpensive indie game or not, the game is garbage.

    • @gusbart5856
      @gusbart5856 Год назад

      ​@@samual8299 its 50

    • @gusbart5856
      @gusbart5856 Год назад +2

      ​@@xinf3ctdx yes Budget does Not excuse Bad design

  • @WitheredDayZz
    @WitheredDayZz Год назад +35

    I've seen clips of the game and it legitimately looks unfinished

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred Год назад +5

      It is lmao

    • @jd1800
      @jd1800 Год назад +5

      There's no sense in polishing a turd so I can't really blame them.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Год назад +1

      No polishing can save this trash, it would still be boring

  • @levidunton483
    @levidunton483 Год назад +7

    What a huge smack in the face to gamers with this price tag

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Год назад

      It definitely isn’t worth it but at least they had the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit of foresight to charge $50 (or $60 on ps5) instead of the full 70

  • @tashofthefuture3526
    @tashofthefuture3526 Год назад +13

    0:45 "There's no way this game's that awful."

  • @connordennis1381
    @connordennis1381 Год назад +6

    So is this the start of "The Star Wars treatment."?

  • @aceghost1074
    @aceghost1074 Год назад +18

    I get the not using original actors if you can't. I can even somewhat forgive the awful designs.
    But what is wild to me, is the...actual words?(idk how to explain it) are entirely a different character.
    The candor, the different personalities, the language he uses. Is completely a 180.
    I've read everything Tolkien put out, watched damn near every piece of content from thesis of themes of the works, to documentary's on his life.
    Idk maybe just I think too much about a fandom that really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but the man was the father of modern fantasy.
    There's a certain amount of respect you have to have when dealing with the characters for the fans to accept. You can make new stories in the world and it will be accepted we seen it Alot with the shadows of Mordor with the majority of that being supplemental content. And personally i enjoy that story, not so much the game.
    But I'm 5 minutes in, and immediately disappointed with the handling of this.
    Idk, I know it's not that deep, but fuck all if I just hate it.

    • @plaguepandemic5651
      @plaguepandemic5651 Год назад +7

      Don't worry, you're right on the money. It's a classic case of really amateur writing and a lack of understanding of the source material. I think the bird companion is the greatest example of this. Gollum eats birds raw, he doesn't order them around to solve puzzles🤦‍♂️

    • @jadajohnson5733
      @jadajohnson5733 Год назад +5

      I think you're completely valid in how you feel like you grow attached to these characters and world and you're even open a different interpretations but when a completely desecrates the imagination of tolkkinen and makes his characters look like jokes like I can see why you'd be mad

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell Год назад +3

      You're 100 percent justifiable. Tolkien literally created the fantasy world, and this is the payback he gets? It sickens me, and I'm not even a die hard fan.

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Год назад +1

      @@DemonPrinceofHell I agree. At the same time tho Talkien has other things to focus on these days so I doubt he cares lmao

    • @RhysCallinan-wc9fi
      @RhysCallinan-wc9fi Год назад

      And they chose Daedaelic, a company that specialises in point and click games. I even heard it was a stripped down team, so they didn't even start with a full team.

  • @Boba19423O
    @Boba19423O Год назад +4

    I saw a critic review that said they wouldn’t even recommend if it was free lol.

  • @yeetusdefetus-9998
    @yeetusdefetus-9998 Год назад +2

    I can't get Invader Zim cosplaying as Smeagol out of my head

  • @Nothingtotheleft
    @Nothingtotheleft Год назад +15

    Lord of the Toilets: Return of the Shitter

  • @Radical1777
    @Radical1777 Год назад +2

    I dont even want this game to touch my PC, I've never felt this way about a game before

  • @m_alchemist
    @m_alchemist Год назад +16

    Wow, I have never seen those crazy mechanics before, actually blows my mind, what a group of creative and talented designers.

    • @hordyaba
      @hordyaba Год назад +2

      I know I dont get the hate. Its a great game imo

  • @BarksyPoo
    @BarksyPoo Год назад +13

    So happy this was the first stream I tuned in for game was stupendously silly to look at

  • @TheQwopChampion
    @TheQwopChampion Год назад +4

    This feels so much like one of those PS2 games that'd come bundled with the console

  • @KidVermin
    @KidVermin Год назад +3

    I normally don’t buy into negativity around new games, I think a lot of the time it just comes down to people overhyping or over expecting so the game can never live up to what people imagined, but I’m genuinely shocked by how bad this game looks, visually, performance and gameplay wise too, I don’t mind a little jank but jeez!

  • @jackkellycollectionvideo6148
    @jackkellycollectionvideo6148 Год назад +3

    Imma keep it a buck, this has got some of the worst designs for orc armour I have ever seen

  • @boahblank9644
    @boahblank9644 3 месяца назад +1

    why tf did a orc tell this dude gollum "breeding" at 40:21 like did we miss something?

  • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
    @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Год назад +5

    They made him into a fucking funko pop. I just can't anymore.

  • @jessemach5817
    @jessemach5817 Год назад +3

    I didn't think it could get worse then redfall but this made me question my decision

  • @RexingtonPlays
    @RexingtonPlays Год назад +4

    Anyone else genuinely use this whole play thru as sleep aid? It’s perfect 😆

  • @arushsharma42
    @arushsharma42 Год назад +2

    My game ended up glitching so the orc would get alerted but the animation wouldnt get triggered of them catching me wouldnt occur easy speedrun

  • @KS-gf2hn
    @KS-gf2hn Год назад +8

    This game looks like it should cost $10

    • @toi_let954
      @toi_let954 Год назад +2

      i'd say less, I bought some great indie games for less than 10

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz Год назад +2

    Best review i read was
    *i think the game designer mixed up Dobby the house elf with Smeagol*

  • @desukedo
    @desukedo Год назад +2

    This isn't the same voice as in the movies right? It sounds more like Herbert from Family Guy than Smeagol

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist Год назад +10

    Who in their right mind went, "what if we made a Gollum's game, that would be fun, i bet" and who were the goofs who approved it. why. this game shouldnt exist. at most it should be a visual novel with maybe some rated 18+ scenes of Gollum showing that sexy boney ass.

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Год назад +3

      Hold on you might be on to something

  • @TheLi0nc0urt
    @TheLi0nc0urt Год назад +2

    The real question is why would I want to play as gollum? Make a legolas game, as ranger game, a hobbit game. Literally anything else.

    • @djancak
      @djancak Год назад +1

      i want to play as fangorn treebeard the ent

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Год назад +1

      @@amadeus.7436 Gollum is a hobbit lmao

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Год назад

      That’s exactly how i feel, this game was marketed to nobody 🤣

  • @Boba19423O
    @Boba19423O Год назад +4

    Who wanted this? Like literally nobody. Looks awful and gollum sounds awful, knew right away it would be bad

  • @realMoMoPuFF
    @realMoMoPuFF Год назад +6

    There must have been someone who asked for this game, otherwise I cannot imagine why did they think it is a good idea to invest time and money into it...

    • @muhd.aminns
      @muhd.aminns Год назад

      They think every LOTR fan love gollum

    • @realMoMoPuFF
      @realMoMoPuFF Год назад +2

      @@muhd.aminns I love him, but not this much lol

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell Год назад +4

      There's not a lot of video games that enable you to play as a wretched, pathetic creature so I would have enjoyed this if it was actually fun.

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Год назад

      He’s a great character in the films but in no way would i ever wanna play a full game as him 🤣

    • @DutyStalker357
      @DutyStalker357 Год назад

      I hate Gollum as a person. He’s repulsive, violent, greedy, and pathetic. I think he’s a fantastic character, but I wouldn’t want to play as him in a game for hours on end

  • @brandonjones3345
    @brandonjones3345 Год назад

    2:23:18 "What if I told you it EXCEEDED the hype, would you believe me?" So perfect that Charlie looked away and an NPC just got stuck walking into Gollum as he said this. Encapsulates this game so nicely.

  • @kingsleyshewchuk1519
    @kingsleyshewchuk1519 Год назад +16

    Holy shit this game is amazing. Its amazing like red fall, watch dogs legion, fast and furious, and saints row. This has such complex writing it puts that garbage elden ring to shame. Golem really goes through such crazy emotions and inner dilemmas within in himself. Rivaling characters like thorfin and light yagami. So much nuts to buts action, puting shonen to shame. This is gods game. He will bless us all with smeagal. Everyone old and young, red or blue , alpha or sigma, black or white should experience this magnemoupous. This game had crying on the floor questioning life making me realize i should be just like golem. You know if we were all like golem life wouldnt be so bad. Just stupid little trogaladikes going around calling shit our precious. You know if we weren't so diffrent the animals wouldnt be leaving, the goverment wouldnt be spying on us, the fire nation wouldnt have attacked and god wouldnt have abandoned us for our unholy sins. Join me brotheren. In my new society i strive to create. Where everyone is equal and stupid. Crawling around like a gremlin coverd in shit. Be like smeagal. And mayby god will return and 5g wont kill us all in 5 years. Y3k wont happen. And reptillians will go extinct.

    • @youraveragebirdfreak
      @youraveragebirdfreak Год назад +2

      our new society is my precious. all hail the precious.

    • @folk_.
      @folk_. Год назад +1

      lmfao this made my day long time i didnt find a funny long text

  • @alexp3857
    @alexp3857 Год назад +16

    Tbh there was zero hype for this I can see why lmao

    • @DutyStalker357
      @DutyStalker357 Год назад

      @@amadeus.7436I think it could have worked if they kept it 2D like the other games they made. Some of that cutscene art actually did look pretty good, and a 2D point and click adventure with Gollum sounds leagues better than this trash

  • @mcoupe69
    @mcoupe69 Год назад +1

    Can’t wait for the gold horse armor dlc for gollum to wear

  • @Deeeeeeeee1
    @Deeeeeeeee1 Год назад +2

    He will never substitute Andy Serkis.

  • @Yeomansify
    @Yeomansify Год назад +1

    I’ve tried to watch this three times now and fell asleep every time

  • @siko-society5635
    @siko-society5635 Год назад +1

    When you're 2 hours and and realise this is the whole game

  • @Tribleman247
    @Tribleman247 Год назад +2

    I had the itch to replay Shadow of Mordor about two weeks ago, fully having no clue this game was coming out, man does that make this game look even worse than it just being a bad game

  • @SaintofFables
    @SaintofFables Год назад +10

    Just….who the fuck wants to play as Gollum….who? It’s fucking Gollum. I’d rather play Samwise Gamgee’s gardening simulator

    • @NainheddoMEEK
      @NainheddoMEEK Год назад +1

      This is my question.Who was the target demo for this game?

    • @scratch7971
      @scratch7971 Год назад

      Sam wise gamgee’s pipe weed farm

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Год назад +1

      I don’t understand why anybody would think this game was gonna be even close to good, never met anyone thats like “you know what i want a game where you play as Gollum, yea that would be lots of fun” this shit was dead on arrival once they chose this boring ass character, he is good in the films but i never would wanna play a game as him, so many good characters in the lore and they choose Gollum 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @AtlasGmng
    @AtlasGmng Год назад +2

    It blows me away that we already got another AAA release that is giving Redfall a run for its money. What a fuckin abomination.

  • @malachi2887
    @malachi2887 Год назад +1

    We need a speed run of this game

  • @KeniYT0
    @KeniYT0 Год назад +5

    This game looks like it was made for masochists and drones. And masochistic drones. And droning masochists. Yes.

  • @deathbombs
    @deathbombs Год назад

    Golllum: Experience bullying like you've never before!

  • @voigto
    @voigto Год назад +2

    Day 1 DLC for content that should already be in the game is fucking disgusting regardless of how shit the game is. Absolutely no respect for the consumer.

  • @Js-eq7yd
    @Js-eq7yd Год назад

    People be 12 hours in and still waiting for the main game to start lol

  • @alexjeno1476
    @alexjeno1476 Год назад +1

    A gollum movie would've been way better than a gollum game.

  • @maninanikittycat4238
    @maninanikittycat4238 Год назад +2

    I never really got into lord of the rings.
    But this game makes Forspoken and Redfall look like masterpieces.

    • @Pants.69
      @Pants.69 Год назад

      I would honestly recommend looking up an audiobook version of LotR next time you have a long road trip or flight. They seem really daunting beforehand but once you actually get started they really suck you in to the world

  • @Alfiy_Wolf
    @Alfiy_Wolf Год назад +3

    I will just strangle my friend on a fishing trip and get a pc that will run the game that way

  • @Hi_Just_Fred
    @Hi_Just_Fred Год назад +1

    This legit has no polish, and yet it's in the "games take so much to run nowadays" generation
    The devs of ban ban might've been just a bit ahead of their time in making mediocre games needlessly put strain on hardware.

  • @maribelph6493
    @maribelph6493 Год назад +5

    It really makes me sad to see that daedelic had made such an awful game. In my head I even was defensive, but it is truly awful and boring. I loved so many of their games in the past, especially the point and click games, and it feels like a journey has ended. Can describe this feeling. Had been a good time deadelic.

    • @vj7248
      @vj7248 Год назад +4

      Ohhh shit wait... They did Deponia series huh
      They did a project scope they couldn't handle here.

    • @blueflare3848
      @blueflare3848 Год назад +1

      What other games have they made?

    • @maribelph6493
      @maribelph6493 Год назад

      @@blueflare3848 They also made The Whispered World, Annas Quest, Randal's Monday. They really made good point and click adventures.

    • @DemonPrinceofHell
      @DemonPrinceofHell Год назад

      Deponia was a gem. Rust punk is a very unique genre. I am absolutely crushed Daedaelic screwed the pooch this hard.

    • @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd
      @CaptainHindsight-xt9yd Год назад

      This is their first triple a game. They weren’t ready yet. They should have gradually increased their ambitions instead of shooting for Lotr after point and click games.

  • @tyrestyco964
    @tyrestyco964 Год назад +1

    I have never seen, such a low effort budget cut style game over animation. I only have one question. Why does this even exist? Something isn't right.. maybe some money laundering scheme.

  • @deltavagen9796
    @deltavagen9796 Год назад +2

    i hope they get sued for this

  • @lxospect4492
    @lxospect4492 Год назад +1

    The character design of Gollum alone shows how bad this is. So you stylize realism the rest then make the main character look like a cartoon. Makes sense. Two different artistic ideas mixed badly.

  • @hereticwaffle5514
    @hereticwaffle5514 Год назад +1

    I spent the first few minutes tryna figure out exactly where in the timeline it was. Like after it was confirmed he remembered Bilbo I just gave up I was like right after those events then fuck it.
    Like I failed to get invested after intentionally trying this game is ass

  • @trashl0rd
    @trashl0rd Год назад +1

    The audacity of charging $50 for this.

  • @marcosdheleno
    @marcosdheleno Год назад

    that's the developer who made the deponia games, that alone put them in a "NEVER AGAIN TRY ANYTHING THEY MAKE" list for me.

  • @goblinounours
    @goblinounours Год назад

    As soon as you see the game crash in the main menu, that's all you need to know.

  • @marcogenovesi8570
    @marcogenovesi8570 Год назад +2

    this masterpiece is worth much more than 70$, at least 120$ if not more.

  • @HeaRtllesSs
    @HeaRtllesSs Год назад +1

    This game could have been a single stealth side-quest in a normal LOTR game and most people would probably not like it.
    The devs decided to make a whole game with only that lmao what could go wrong.

  • @levithebaddest2369
    @levithebaddest2369 5 месяцев назад

    This game reeked so bad, but coming back to watch Charlie play it feels like a warm blanket protecting your toes on a cold night

  • @boopyboops
    @boopyboops Год назад +3

    I don't know why this one of my fave game streams now. I'm not a fan of LoTR by any means, but I've never seen a concept that fell so horribly short despite so much world building potential, even down to the voice acting and music. I think if it just had better puzzles and combat it might have been a interesting game, maybe a bit weird with the choice of character but I can see the idea of a stealth, puzzle game sort of thing. But instead you're just watching a small and decrepit man running around and following people for hours on end.
    The inner monologue and having to argue against yourself is interesting but it's so poorly implemented, it just comes off as cringe. In addition to the lazy af UI.
    Utterly wild how this got greenlit. It's weird. I'm very curious about the events that lead to the game's inevitable release. And then the game has the audacity to charge more than full price for it, even barring the "lore accurate" voice acting behind a paywall (if I remembered correctly).

  • @UraniumChef
    @UraniumChef Год назад

    Hey this isn’t a clip this is a nightmare

  • @Zephler7G
    @Zephler7G Год назад

    in the first minute All I hear is "Your not going to last an hour is this" ???

  • @GrimJRS
    @GrimJRS Год назад +1

    What a disgrace to drag the lotr name through the dirt.

  • @jdottdeestv8149
    @jdottdeestv8149 Год назад

    We let out the same belch at the beginning not 1 second apart.

  • @TheMadmanandy
    @TheMadmanandy Год назад

    Graphics: 3, Gameplay: 1, Narrative: -2000, innovation: 0. Guyladriel would love it.

  • @MumwaW
    @MumwaW Год назад +5

    So many bad games last couple of years

    • @Anotna
      @Anotna Год назад +3

      Fr and i who thought gaming was evolving now it is but backwards

  • @Mctorres420
    @Mctorres420 Год назад

    The fact I got a golum ad before this video

  • @wut0.o
    @wut0.o Год назад

    "Nope just the wind" 🏃💨

  • @AeriykTheRed
    @AeriykTheRed Год назад

    Charlie: “I feel there’s no way this game is that awful”
    Oh Charlie, you have no idea what’s coming.