Lazy Grandpa Joe
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Do you dislike Grandpa Joe like me? Do you feel indifferent about him and want to be persuaded to feel otherwise? Then check this video out! A short collage created from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that sheds a new kind of light of the "beloved" character of Grandpa Joe.
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This made me realise that Grandpa Joe sat in bed for all those years and let his family wallow in poverty. Then he hops up just to go to a damn candy factory.
What a dick
You got that from a meme
@@adewilson132 Pretty much yes. I'm quoting the meme.
Also how did he get that chocolate bar he bought with tabacco money if he never got out of bed 🤔
I like how it rymes
I like when he does his little dance routine. It’s like he’s mocking Charlie’s mother to her face.
How would he know the floor was cold hmmmMMmM?
What a scumbag
Bus Ted
sneaking around taking smoke breaks!
Using his palms lol
1:35 Charlie: "It says I could take somebody with me!"
*Charlie's Mom, the worthiest choice, steps forward*
Charlie to Grandpa Joe: "I wish you could go"
*Charlie's Mom steps back* 😂
🤣
That part really bothered me as a kid.
Never understood why Charlie didn't ask his mom.
As Mom's we often take a backseat in our children's lives
@@smokeybear5460 If the mother went instead then who would've been home to take care of the others? Not grandpa Joe as he's "bedridden".
Love how he's brazen enough to insinuate that his poor, put-upon daughter-in-law has somehow caused the floor to be cold.
His daughter by blood and that what makes it more heartbreaking 💔
And that’s what’s kept him in bed. Lazy fucker
Wtf surley you guys are not serious
@@doinksinamish5297 Don't call me Shirley
I think lots of men picked out what they wanted to become and that is grandpa Joe who is living off his daughter.
“MAYBE IF THE FLOOR WASN’T SO COLD”
HE HAS TERMINAL LUMBAGO
IT'S VERY SERIOUS
/r/grandpajoehate
Humanity would have made more than 1000 years of progress if the floor wasn't so cold.
Grandpa Joe seeing the television: Turn it off
Grandpa Joe complaining: Soon as I get my strength back, maybe if the floor wasn't so cold
Grandpa Joe later: Cause I've got a golden ticket.
Who made a bedridden commander the boss?
Even though Charlie bought the chocolate with his own money he worked and earned. What is Grandpa Joe contributing to that gave him the entitlement of having a twinkle in his eye?
Imagine what Charlie would have said if he said to Grandpa Joe, "No, I want my mom to go"
Grandpa Joe: You spoiled, ungrateful little shit! You'll share that chocolate, your luck, your winnings, and your wealth and experiences with your bedridden family! You're taking me and that's final!
No but he got the ticket FOR grandpa Joe. So it's really all thanks to him.
Think you're taking it a bit too seriously lol
This is a masterpiece
Joe: I'm tired of eating cabbage water!
Mom: Maybe if you could help a little bit, Joe.
Joe: Maybe if this floor wasn't so cold!
Mom: Sigh
Maybe if your heart wasn't so cold!
Was he barefoot in tge wonka factory or could he have had a pair of shoes beside the bed.
0:16 she just roasted grandpa Joe 😂😂
And he roasted her back. "Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold."
That was great! I say all the time about how it seems like grandpa Joe is a fraud. you should add in how at the end he was gonna give Slugworth the everlasting gobstopper
That doesn't look comfortable for all four of Charlie's grandparents to be sleeping in the same bed and on opposite ends of the same blanket.
Looks like you have your strength back Grandpa, now time to get a job you bum.
Grandpa Joe isn't all that infirm. He's just too lazy to get out of bed and makes excuses every time and just gets up to celebrate exciting things he likes.
I love the way you edited this video! You definitely earned my like for this video!
Yes, definitely an interesting way to edit!
Grandpa Joe: what is that?
Willy Wonka: it's a work boot you freeloading piece of shit
Yeah grandpa lays and smokes his fucking tobacco while everyone eats cabbage water.
Those bed sheets must be disgustingly dirty and stinky!
Guarantee when he got back from the factory he was like “awww man I can’t walk no more…damn I was just about to get a job too”
This videos like an acid trip
Maybe if the floor wasn’t so cold
the part where Charlie forgets to take his lithium
Reminds me of my uncle
20 years and can suddenly stand up to go to a Chocolate Factory with no leg issues…ever hear of atrophy?
I like the dig at the Mom too, snoozing away while she says "not enough hours in the day".
ahahaahah funniest thing ive ever seen
It’s even worse in the Tim Burton movie. At least here it’s shown to take a bit of determination and willpower on his part.
THE GRANDPA LOOKS LIKE MY FRIEND'S PSYCHIATRIST
I think he threatened the other grandparents when the mom and Charlie wasn’t home. They probably saw him walk around plenty of times when Charlie and his mom weren’t home. Too lazy to do get a job so he makes his grandson and his daughter to all the work.
This video and title cracks me up lol!
this is a really weird video
That's because you're from Cuba.
Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold
@@CenobiteBeldar huh
Top 10 cursed videos
Delightfully so
Grandpa Joe reminds me of the worst roommate ever
SIGN AWAY CHARLIE, I...I mean WE got nothing to lose.
haha!! wtf
guys its a movie!😂
LMAO 😂 😂😂 this is hilarious!!
The hell did kinda “remix” did I just see?..
What about the other 3 grandparents?
I don't see a commode anywhere, so how do they piss and shit? Does Charley have to wipe their arse each time? Maybe he rolls them over to the other bed with the other grandparent while mum changes the covers every time they piss themselves.
It seems to me though that Grandpa Joe is being unfairly singled out because he's louder and more personable than the others? They're all just as lazy.
We're all thinking of them as if they're normal people. Fact is, they're all very old, frail and retired and should probably be in care homes. They could be 90+ years old with all kinds of medical conditions. Grandpa Joe dances around the room, but he's probably in a lot of pain.
Nice try, Grandpa Joe
That’s the _REAL_ chocolate factory.
So uh, how'd they go to the bathroom?
Grandma joe won’t be getting no more esa now or pip
They shouldn't have killed Mr. Bucket.
When I was a kid i loved reading this book and I hated this guy & it made me so angry that he didnt pick his mom
It's a movie guys haha
The only just punishment for grandpa Joe in hell would to make him work a real job for the rest of eternity.
I like the other grandpa Joe better
Where are these geezers shittin’
I know! WTF
In their britches
My girlfriend said “that’s why the wash water is so dirty” lol
:D LOLOLOLOL
It's funny how people hate on uncle Joe don't even actually watch or pay attention to the movie.........
Grandpa Joe. The typical Democrat.
It’s funny how people are complaining about an 20 year bedridden man being suddenly able to walk in a film where a girl turns into a blueberry and geese can lay chocolate eggs. It’s called fiction for a reason guys. 😂
As for not helping the family if he could walk, where there any jobs available for a old man during that time period?
lol thanks for making me spit my beer all over my computer, I'm laughing so hard.
Whether he could find a job or not, he could at least help with housework…
@@TheMahonj Tim Burton Joe at least helped w/ the housework after returning home from the factory, while OG Joe only asks Wonka what's in it for *him* once Charlie won the factory.
he was old dont hate on an old man
But good as new when charlie wins a ticket
Maybe if the floor wasn’t so cold
Takes a lot of work
Not enough hours in the day
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Soon as I get my strength back, I'm going to get out of this bed and help him.
M A Y B E I F T H E F L O O R W A S N T S O C O L D
Help himself to some chocolate 🍫
dad, in all the years you’ve been saying you’ll get out of that bed, i’ve yet to see you set foot on the floor
Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold.
Sure you will Grandpa Joe. Sure you will... 🥺
The other granparents are in on his fraud. You can tell he walks around when charlie and his mom are out because his legs clearly havent atrophied the way the would after 20 year not walking
Lol XD its because it’s a movie lol
@@airicaxoxo It's because Grandpa Joe is a disgusting wretch of a man, that's why.
@@Dustyoo10 lol XD
The other grandparents are too senile to know what’s going on.
@@airicaxoxo maybe if the floor wasnt so cold
But how could he be in bed for 20 years and hop up with full strength, must've been a miracle, how could this man discreetly exercise with all those other bed ridden geriatrics.
I want to know, after 20 years how did they use the toilet? 🚽
its called make believe. a movie about fighting depression/laziness.. etc and finding success plain and simple
Everytime they leave the olds be dancin around tho hous
@@danielt8960 Their last name is bucket.
@@dannigro8794 and there’s a bucket under the bed too
How would he know how the floor was cold
Also, he jumps and dances around like fred friggin astaire as soon as there's free chocolate available
That's like someone faking they have covid and once they drop the vaccine mandate, they just rush to the cinema or something
He reached down and touched it with his bony, old finger.
Looking back, Grandpa Joe was a bit of a right piece of work, really. He really could have been helping his daughter or his over-worked grandson support the family instead of sitting in bed like a slacker, only to get up and dance about at the prospect of free candy. It showed he was capable to do it. His daughter should have twonked him one if she wasn't so nonchalant and forgiving. And he was the one who encouraged Charlie to steal the lifting drinks (which nearly killed him and his grandson), get pissed off when Willy Wonka rightfully denied them their prize because of their crime, deny agreeing to any rules when he knew they did agree to them and be prepared to betray Willy with the gobstopper after throwing a hissy fit. At least Charlie was a good boy and had a conscience and returned to it, which led to him getting the prize in the end. He got away with so much here and the film made the audience feel like that all the things Grandpa Joe was doing was okay because he was portrayed as lovable and twinkly-eyed. I must remember this is Roald Dahl and not to taken too seriously. Jack Albertson sure knew how to portray naughty characters who got anyway with everything. Grandpa Joe is just like a live-action Amos Slade from "The Fox and the Hound", who Jack also portrayed. That character nearly, and probably, should have been killed by the bear who was simply protecting her territory and possibly cubs, if the fox had not had the conscious to come to his rescue.
That is the most intricate dissection of that character that I think anyone has ever or ever will give. Bravo lol
hahhahahah
I idolized your comment. May we please start a cult together?
Twenty years in a bed. Always hoping for more for little Charlie but wouldn't lift a finger. What a miracle he got his strength back when he got that free pass to Wonka's.
If Phil can do 20 years in the can Grandpa Joe can too
@@pottytheparrot310 Same with Jared Fogle
This video makes me so angry. Grandpa Joe is the worst human in history
Worse than Hitler or Weinstein? Bad choice of words dude.
mcrfan343 What about Wolfenstein?
No, he's just an "introvert" with "social anxiety" and therefore can't work. Lol. At least that's what he'd be in today's world. And we wouldn't be allowed to judge and condemn him but give him our love, support, and respect lol
@@SomethingSomethingg you probably still use the insult "snowflake" unironically
@@SomethingSomethingg I don't get why the laziest generations hate him so much, he should be a hero to them. Chill in bed and then wait to win the lottery, sounds like a great plan to me!
Yeah, Grandpa Joe is like the worst part about this movie.
more like the best
Every so often I rewatch this and it makes me laugh so hard. Thank you
I wish I’d be able to watch this more often.. maybe if the floor wasn’t so cold.
this brought tears to my eyes. a true cinematic masterpiece.
🥲
Imagine how bad it smells in that room
Yep, smelling like nasty, funky feet, old butt, piss, old, and new, and once again butt.
It's a shame Charlie didn't take his mother to the factory. I have a ton of sympathy for Mrs Bucket. This video does a flawless job at explaining why there's so much shade thrown and hate on Grandpa Joe. Although Jack Albertson did a phenomenal job portraying the bad characteristics of Grandpa Joe. I must give him credit. I get why everyone felt bad for the mom when she wasn't asked to go to the factory. She was the one who bent over backwards for making ends meet as the steady breadwinner in the family and how selfish, childish, lazy, immature, deceitful, and manipulative Grandpa Joe really is. Examples include, the banquet bread scene asking the unthinkable question of what difference does it make of how Charlie got the 🍞 setting an abysmal example and exposing bad role modelling for his grandson, able to get out of bed singing I've got a Golden Ticket, (Charlie should have sung that. 😤) the strength to go to the factory without a cane, the fizzy lifting drink scene with Joe naively thinking they will get away with it without thinking twice of possible surveillance cameras in every room in the factory with Willy Wonka possibly taking a quick glance at the duo drinking the lifting drink, having fun floating then touching the fan with possibly unsanitary hands and perverted Mrs Teavee. I wasn't born in the 70s, but those that saw the whole movie 35 years later innocently thinking that Grandpa Joe was an elderly man with good intentions and wants the best for Charlie like younger children did seeing the movie in 1971 that are over 50 with a different mindset. After seeing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory so many times growing up, I looked at so many conspiracy theories as to why Grandpa Joe is the hidden and real main antagonist of the movie. I can't agree more with those who portray Grandpa Joe in a negative way.
The amount of craft and care that went into this...never ceases to completely amaze me. Been quoting this with my partner for years now. Thank you for this God honest treasure to the history of our planet.
Partner huh
@@denisechappell3325 grow up
It's 4:12 am and I literally have tears running down my face.
I was waiting for my gf to come out and tell me to STFU and didn't care.I just made a Reel life scenario video of what would happen when Charlie won the Golden Ticket.I pray that I can get people to laugh as much as u made me.Thanks.✌🏾
"There's not enough time in the day.",
😆😆😆😭😭😭😆😆😆😆
how is gonna buy tobacco is he cant get out of bed?
Likely has money aside for it...and he even said he'd give up the habit to help the household get some extra cash.
Maybe a friend buys it for him. The newspaper man does know him.
@@mcrfan343 grandpa joe has no friends
so grandpa joe claimed the floor was too cold to get out of bed, but he had slippers under the bed and a cane the whole time and waited til his grandson won a free tour to a chocolate factory to ask for them?
makes sense 😂
20 years in bed
Charlie: I won the golden ticket
Grandpa Joe: alright I’m outta this bed let’s go
Me: WTF now he is out of the bed
I suppose one could argue that Grandpa Joe could hop out of that bed because of the Proverb " pleasant words are like a honeycomb, sweetness to the soul and health to the bones." Proverbs 16:24
But I doubt in this case with Grandpa Joe
Look 👀 at the sun ☀️ ! (From that “Golden Ticket” 🎟 🎧). LOOK 👀 at the SUN ☀️?? That’ll burn 🔥 my eyes 👀
Yeah, popcorn and candy time, and maybe some real food, besides cabbage stew, and the smell of 3 old fogies laying in bed with him for over 20 years, bed pans and all.
"Look at me....look at me....up and about.......maybe if the floor wasn't so cold". LMAO
1:06 her own words are ringing in her mind as she sleeps. lol.
In my opinion Grandpa Joe while not evil is actually a minor villain sort of. Sure he and Charlie are close to each other and he can be fatherly but he is really a jerk. He spends 2 decades in bed and claims he is not fit enough to get out of bed. And yet he does just to go to the chocolate factory. He could had helped his daughter to the housework and look after his wife, George and Georgina as well as Charlie but he is to lazy. I think he just faked his ‘illness’ to not do any work at all.
That sounds pretty evil to me.
yeah we watched the video too
Lol I can’t stop laughing at all the comments about grandpa joe hate 😂
Soon as I get my strength back I'm gonna mute this video
I've yet to see you set foot on the volume🎚
Jack Albertson who played Grandpa Joe was 63 years old when this movie was filmed. That means Grandpa Joe was laying around in bed all day since he was 43…
His character was supposed to be like 90 years old in the book. So he was lying in bed for like 20 years. So thats since he was 70.
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 That makes more sense, but in the movie he doesn’t look anywhere near 90 so the whole 20 years thing comes across as sounding kind of extreme. Like we need some answers why you were in bed since you were a middle aged man lol
@@TheMahonj Say what you want about the Tim Burton version, but his Grandpa Joe at least was 90 like in the book, not to mention 2005 Joe DID have a job w/ Wonka but got laid off due to the thieving secret recipe spies.
Smokes Tobacco all the time (more than Food) stays in bed for literally 20 years, lives off poor family
Sounds familiar 🤔
He gave it up.........
It's so funny that most of these comments are saying Grandpa couldn't get out of bed to get a job, but could get up and dance because of something special that he would love. What people don't realize is that Joe here did get a job a few years later and owns a garage in an East Los Angeles barrio.
say whatever You want about the remake, bur the Grandpa Joe in remake seems more likable then the original.
His mom should’ve gone with him to the factory
Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold there would be enough hours in the day to get this family going
This over really can't and doesn't happen.
Bet they smell... ngl
This whole movie is so weird to me 😂
LMFAO
🤣
Too lazy to even get up to use the bathroom 🤨
Bed ridden for 20 years but grandpa joes looks no older then 80 so this dudes been faking it in his 60s when he could’ve been working.
Grampa Joe is the biggest crook in this movie more that willy Wonka himself
he was on the fucking rob, claiming decades worth of giros and sickness benefits, suddenly up and dancing like he's on swedgers
To be fair, the book's Grandpa Joe was a walking pile of skin on a skeleton. This JOe looks at least a bit healthier...if needing a chain. Perhaps he's had an old injury that made it harder for him to work? They could have at least explained that.
...also, for those that ignored this bit, he wanted to GIVE UP TOBACCO so they could save money. -_- His daughter was the one who said he can keep the bad habit, so she's just enabling him.
R.I.P. Jack Albertson
RIP all 4 bedridden grandparents
Socialism summed up
Grandpa Troll
You want compromise for 20 years? How’s this 20 years in the can. I wanted manicotti I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.
I'm fuckin high bruh, what you did at 0:31 fucked me up for a bit there lmao
I think lots of men picked out what they wanted to become and that is grandpa Joe who is living off his daughter.
can you imagine spending 20 years in bed? talk about a boring and wasted life
Everytime I see this scene the first thing that always comes to mind is how bad that bed must smell...
How could the floor be that cold in the summertime?
I feel like Jack Albertson would've made a great marvel villian