Moist Meter | Eminem - Kamikaze
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- Опубликовано: 31 авг 2018
- Kamikaze (2018 Hip Hop Album), by Eminem, as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest.
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Игры
Careful Charlie, you gon be on kamikaze 2.
Hahaha
Lol Charlie is gonna get moisted back
Can a Kamikaze have a sequel?
Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooo
Baconleaf Mmmm best comment
Fantano better watch out, there’s a new music critic on the block
Melon meets Moist.
Fantano is a queef basket
What counts is who's got better teeth
@@rezwanul99 or more testosterone.
about to get smack back to the boomdocks
im no hardcore eminem fan but im pretty sure many of eminem's classics were him throwing shade at other celebrities
That's pretty much it. He battle rapped and was notorious for diss tracks and ending people
The hit "real slim shady" threw shade at celebs and I still listen to that. Hell, I still listen to quitter, nail in the coffin and bully. All of which are great songs and diss tracks.
eminem hasn’t changed at all. the only difference is that he’s gotten faster and grown towards more trap beats. he’s always taken jabs at rappers and politicians. his lyrical content has not changed at all
100th like
Brayden well yeah, but that's unfair. nowadays EVERYONE is being called out all the time.
In Venom, Eminem actually says "venom, i got that adrenaline momentum, venom." Not "venom venom venom" lol
Doesn’t make it any better
I know
@@soggywater3117 trust me it does😂
@@thenegotiator1630 it does bro 😂
Oop I actually really like venom lmfao
fantano must be shaking rn
Lmfao
Fantano is a queef basket
He’s quaking
Fantano bad
Revival got hit with a kamikaze
@Čx I found Revival impossible to listen to tbh
+Čx That's why it was bad, it was too many pop songs and cashouts
The Derp Chaos Nice bots buddy
F the revival
Yeah tried it with some friends in the car. After 2 minutes I said if we could listen to something else. Nobody disagreed.
Unsubbing from the Melon
Now subscribing to the Moist
Do not unsub from the melon.
Not allowed.
this is it chief
@@hellofbsondnsk acceptable
Moisthony Metertano
Im gonna tell on you.
Diss tracks age poorly? Uh, try listening to idubbbz's ricegum diss track sweaty
indeed, charlie sweats profusely especially from his asshole
Idk know why people are constantly talking about that. It wasn't even good. It was just good for the diss and it fit well on the video.
On point
No Vaseline.
You make me sad
This is my favourite Beastie Boys album.
FINALLY someone else points it out
There's a starman waiting in the sky HAHA YESSSS THE BEASTIE BOYS ALBUM COVER
I was so confused when I saw that album cover and Eminem as the artist lol
Hoodedini I see by your profile pic you’re a big music fan. ;)
Adam Yauch didn't die for this shit
Revival got spawn killed by kamikaze
2:51 This is the only piece of editing Charlie has done in his entire life
OMGGGGGGG
i hated venom when i heard it the first couple of times, but tbh i grew on me. his pronunciation and the flow of the hook really shows his vocabulary is almost limitless
"pronunciation" has gotta be the wackest compliment for a rap song ever lol
I liked the verses but the chorus not so much
4:57 that looks like 50%
Ich dance mit der gänse
lmao. was thinking that too
Summarized : Old man angry about today's rap and his album not being as big as he expected it to be.
Versaucey I thought the same, till it was big.
old man shout at a (sound)cloud
He did tell the media to fuck off like the old eminem which is why I like the album
Dude is in his twentys
He said multiple times, it's enjoyable to listen too lol. But his rap album is pretty bad from a critic standpoint
Moistony Critikano
I really liked the album, mostly because it felt like Em had something to write about.
If we're being honest the reason his music isn't as meaningful anymore is because he's finally clean of drugs. He doesn't have any real problems with his life anymore except for other rappers ruining something he cares about, which is music. That and we're in an age of drama where everyone wants to complain about each other and talk shit. Eminem just doesn't it best.
Again, I really liked the album. But its different because he's doing well. Every other album he's done minus revival, he's been going through some shit.
Braxton McMullen-Adair Yeah plus he’s 45 now with a lot of money and I’m sure he’s not in the streets of Detroit anymore having a tough time
Braxton McMullen-Adair Why do you think Revival did poorly? I enjoyed it personally but i can get why it wasnt his best but i dont get why everyone dislikes it so much.
@@edgargarcia604 a lot of people just think it was half-assed. I liked the album as far as music goes but there was choppy flow, times where em didn't say a word for seemingly 10 seconds. The P!nk song was dope but he only had one verse. That and he got really political with it, and since his fan base is pretty 50/50 for political left and right, 50% of his fan base didn't like it by default because of his jabs at Trump and Congress.
Mmlp2? Ig you could say his old house being torn down
Agreed
The thing about Eminem is he still sells, he is still doing numbers, Kamikaze is the best selling hip hop album of this year in pure sales and that was just a surprise album with ZERO promotion......
Astroworld
@@stalememes6458 No.
First reviewbrah, now critikal, who will be next to challenge the melon's rule?
Cupcake-kun huh? What rule?
You know it's just his opinion, right?
He’s still the best teeth in the game
Edwyn Martinez boku no pico
All disstracks? How about stepping stone lol
1 out of 12 other songs or something
@@norseca542 and lucky you?
@@norseca542 it's a diss album. Thats the whole point of it
at least you tell the inevitable truth
Still a great album that kinda brings eminem back from revival. But he needs to come out with another album that isnt about dissing or trump
RIP Charlie in the next Eminem diss track
Edit: when did this almost get 300 likes lol
Chase Hallmark Ayyyyy another hog fan!! We suck so much dick this year 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rip Eminem in the next Charlie diss track
*You gave DAMN a 7 but Kamikaze a 60%?!*
Damn is better than kamikazi...
Damn is a better album tho
i got it
Damn sucks ass
ThatGuy Reiji this is an Anthony fantano joke....
You're like Anthony Fantano if he was more edgy and actually had some hair on his body
JmeyN So a music reviewer. That similie wasn't 100%
Anthony Fantano is a queef basket
only fourth best, actually
Idk I find myself listening to his songs multiple times. He doesn’t just diss specific people but the state of hip-hop. I think this album is going to be important for years to come
This should be your first and last album review.
Agreed.
Facts 💀 I think critikals funny but bruh , please don't review Eminem again , and how can you call revival sh*tty , is it cause it's emotional ?
@@storm4167 I think revival was perceived bad because it has less of eminem and more mainstream popstars
@@cry8964 that's a dumb reason tbh , my favourites of the album are believe , bad husband, walk on water , river , castle , arose , in your head , offended and framed , 90% of these are deep songs why hate on Em
inb4 Charlie gets diss'd in Kamikaze II
Diss tracks age like political statements tbh
Except for Eminems his are hands down the best there is
sorry Luke, they are fine, but not great
Unless your Nas.....then every diss track that’s good is called an “ether track” after
Boi If You Wipe Me Off The Screen Ether and No Vaseline are still the best diss tracks of all time easily.
Policeman Planet Tupac “Hit em Up” Notorious B.I.G “What’s Beef”
stepping stone was probably the most important track on Kamikaze.
He admits in "Lucky You" that he took an L over that album. I think you've missed a large part of what's going on.
what does took an L mean?
buttercrap a loss.
RadRapper4Life 3:54 DONT question the beard god. He knows what talking about.
Insert Anthony fantano joke here
Melon
Moisthony Metertano
cant wait for melon to justify my opinion on this album being shit
7/10
Orange Flannel, 5/10
i sometimes still listen to idubbz disstrack on ricegum
Idubbz > Eminem
Bling-Bling Boy I have it downloaded still
Bling-Bling Boy I love your username
I always considered Idubbbz the eminem of youtube
HitlerNr 2 edgy
Hey dude, You made a mistake. He doesn't just say venom in the chorus, he just says it weirdly. The actual lyrics are.
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I’m
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the-)
(Source: Genius genius.com/Eminem-venom-music-from-the-motion-picture-lyrics)
no one gave a shit
@@v3dansh998 lmao
Sneak peak to gagnam style 4
Bed
I didn't expect the Moist Meter to review music too. You outdid Fantano, you now are the Internet's busiest music nerd and have the best teeth in the game
This also makes him a vegan melon boi
**insert bomb joke here**
north korea
Hiroshima
Two buildings were standing still and.....
A fat arab
The bomb in that marathon.
I wouldn’t say Revival had no enjoyable moments
River was actually quite good: so were Castle and Arose
Framed and Offended were the best ones imo. They are awesome!!
@@LiegeNorth yeah and walk on water too. People didn't liked it because they simply didn't understood the lyrics lol
And nowhere fast and believe and like home....
I liked remind me
Eminem has changed his music style which I personally think is really good and personally I think kamikaze was very good
You gave it 60 % as you say people won't listen to the songs again but I disagree on this one
Fucking bitch
This thread never should've ended😂
@@zanthiumz8454 that's his opinion
zanthium z it’s a fucking RUclips video not a movie nigga you acting like he just spoiled the ending to 6th sense or some shit
Glad to see the new Beastie Boys album did so well on the moist meter ❤
Yes! Someone is talking about it
This album was VERY good I seriously love "Lucky You" it's so good
This is the first "Moist Meter" I've watched, and I'm glad I started here. I'm stoked to see/hear that someone else CRITICALLY listened to this album. Even the people who recommended it to me said that they didn't actually listen. Contrary to what you said, I've listened to this album 4 or 5 times already, and every time, notice a new line that cracks me up.
Yo, if metal resonates more with you then talk about one. I'd love to hear your thoughts about a newer metal album.
I know, I love metal. It would be interesting to hear him critique/praise various genres of metal.
My favourite metal is scandium
quintonis1 \M/
I don't know if he likes them, but Thrice has a new album coming out on the 14th which would be some good timing if he does
Check out Inferi - Revenant. It's a recent heavy hitter. It's technical death metal.
Absolute huge fan of eminem here, I completely resonate with everything you’re saying, but personally I think kamikaze is purely a diss track album and a sort of catch up album to let people know what he’s thinking about at the moment. I enjoyed him speaking on revival because I listened to it and thought “how does em actually feel about this” but either way enjoyed the meter as usual, stay great Charlie.
I really enjoyed this music review!
KEEP 'EM COMING CHARLIE
I think the album was called kamikaze because these are one hit tracks that target others.
Like a kamikaze pilot.
This is his surprise throw away album.
*My favourite song is Sonata A# Minor "Bethoven Diss Track LOL" by Mozart.*
Smiley the Smile yeah man, Mozart’s lyrics are even better than Eminem’s
yeethoven*
y'all dumb best song is *Midnight Snack by Beethoven (Mozart diss track lmao got him)*
TacoTacoTacoTaco He means B-flat Minor
This album was as suprising as my hemorrhoids
Funniest comment
I love this album
I feel that this is Eminem going back to his former self: the same guy who would fight back against criticism against him
I actually find some of the songs that have disses on them to be kinda catchy
Like Not Alike and Fall
I actually really like Venom Idk why everybody hated it but for the most part I agree friend
I loved the song venom
Yea me too
Make metal album reviews please.
yeah especially niles new album when it comes out
He should review the new Tool album when he's dying of old age
omg yes
That would not be pleasant
God yes
I did not know he did moist meters for music. That means this must be either REALLY good or REALLY bad. Either way, I'm moist with anticipation.
psychotrip and it was average, also he said this was his first time doing a moist meter on music.
@Rondo Balthasar 69%
tat is the sex number
...Dude, obviously. This comment was made the second the video was uploaded, and I was just talking about my expectations and anticipations. Was that not obvious?
psychotrip it’s the first time he’s done music
Stepping Stones from Eminem is my new favorite song :)
Gonna have to disagree with you here, I liked it much more than a 60%, and I do think that although many tracks are diss tracks, they will will still be relevant for some time
Stepping stone is definitely the best song on the album
The album in your profile picture is much better. JME the goat.
lol no, the ringer is
Lucky you is the best song IMO
J to the M to the E Ringer or Lucky You is
Least worst*
3:31 I HAVE AN IPOD TOO
Skylar? Same dude. They always ask me why I don't just use my phone but that's annoying asf when people call you.
The most advanced piece of technology?
Facts they hold much more music at a pretty good price, i got my pod for like $30
SAME, IPODS ARE SO UNDER APPRECIATED
I own four and three of them are filled.
i love how trapped in time you are charlie, love u
This video was awesome. Pls keep up the music reviews
Ive listened to it over ten times already and I still love it
Old man yells at (sound)Cloud The album
And Tyler the Creator for some reason
Nathan Shlapobersky He went after Tyler the Creator because Tyler has been saying he’s shit for the past 5 years. So he went after Tyler basically saying you can’t judge someone when you’re not even on his level.
I haven't heard that before. Or maybe I did a million times. I don't know.
The chorus in Venom is a throwback to classic superhero theme songs - think of the classic cartoon theme songs for Spider Man and Batman. And he only does the part you sang for a second. There’s a lot more to the chorus than just repeating “venom.”
_Moist Meter just went VI-RAL!_
_Dis-tracks aren't good for survival_
*Neither was the album revival*
Stepping stones tho. Lol
Honestly I liked the album but I do see your points.
Right ? How did he forget it ?
Can't wait for hear his music in Venom! It's going to be so EPIC 😎😎😎
Well you don't have to wait lol you could already listen to it, it's on the album on Spotify
Love how no one gets you're being ironic
Oh my god, this is so epic.
Cotticker it’s pretty obvious
Cotticker dude, thats so not epic.
Also diss tracks that are replayable exist, back to back, 1985, for example
1985, by Bowling for Soup? Never thought that was a diss track. What part of the lyrics am I missing?
Solar Freak no, by J.Cole, yeah I thought of that as well
Ah thank you for the info! Much appreciated.
No Vaseline
Venomous Vince yup
Reading the comments in videos about music makes me love how everyone presents their musical opinion as fact
Venom isn't a diss track
I feel like you only listened to the album once. Yeah, he calls out names in a few of the songs, but as it’s usually a few lines out of 60 or more, it’s unfair to say they’re all diss tracks.
@@braydenlawson5369 He's not even complaining though lmao. He's literally calling out the people who slimmed through it and reviewed it regardless.
Most of the lines he’s literally just rhyming words that have no correlation to each other
Brayden Lawson considering Charlie’s knowledge of hiphop is feel-good music, his content is targeted to video game nerds, and from his incorrect reciting of the ‘Venom’ chorus, one could safely assume that most of this comment section isn’t well-versed in hiphop either. It sounds like he and you could only get the references that were direct disses. This album is so full of content. He doesn’t complain about the album doing bad either. He gives a middle finger to everyone who shat on him for it. Sounds like you only listened to it once, too. If Charlie wants to do music reviews, he should stick to metal, a genre he may actually know more about. It’s okay to not like it, but to say this album is only diss tracks is false and not a difference of opinion.
Baby Bentley That's the point. I can't recall which song it is, but he rhymes a load of words and phrases together that have no connection. Why? Because he is using them as a way of saying how little he has in common with these other rappers. He also uses this same technique to show how easy it is to rhyme random words, and show how it could be catchy. He literally says he doesn't like the style, but is able to see how it could be popular. And I think that's exactly why he's using the style. Because in the modern day, it's catchy and will stick in people's heads.
Probs listened to the ringer about 100 times at this stage. Still picking up lines I missed over the last couple of years.
👌
Lucky You, Not Alike, Stepping Stone and Fall are probably what I'll keep listening to
This album is called Kamikaze because he's commiting career suicide
elaborate?
Ironically revival was more of a suicide attempt than kamikaze
Revival was more career suicide
@@voisinage17 hes just dissing people to stay relevant at this point because hes washed up
@@Scoreos77 washed up yet hes still better than any other rapper right now. Washed up yet every album he drops goes #1
Could you ask Tiana if she could say "Initiating moisture" for the intro?
Blizzargioga no her voice was annoying
I like this one better
Ask tetra to do it
Garbage Gang I don’t like this one tbh. I like the girl from the old one better, this one sounds kinda nasally and annoying
Idk why but I keep going back to the old diss tracks, there's just something about the energy and flow to them. And of course the fu*kin wordplay gotta love it. Thanks for the heads up Charlie :)
This was way better then every review on RUclips
Did he shout "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalmart" on the tracks? If he did not then thats why its lame
Jake TheDog that’s Jake Paul
Zing Zagger whoosh
@@zingzagger2123 r/Whoosh
You were a large part of my childhood
@@TheMan-tn4jk don't ever let your childhood die bro
my grandpa came back from the dead just to listen to this shit
Simion Usatov don’t diss Him
And was quickly disappointed
Lmao I still listen to Nail in the Coffin, Go to sleep, Canibitch and the warning, all of those are old disstracks from Slim
Nail In The Coffin..wow haven’t listened to that one in a long ass time. Used to listen to that every day for like 2 years straight.
@@platinumvideos9810 ikr it's so clever
But that's Em at his peak and this is Eminem in his lowest form yet
I have probably listened to the album about 100+ times by now. Definitely hasnt gotten old for me...
My favorite album from eminem was the Marshall Mathers LP 2. I've grown up with eminem pretty much my whole life and albums like the Marshall Mathers LP. The album was perfect in my eyes, you had a bit of his old goofy self and a bit of his newer more mature self. Both versions are good for their own reasons but the album really blew me away. My favorite songs on the album were Berzerk and Bad Guy.
Bad guy gives me goosebumps at the end every time
4:58 the meter shows a 50% 🤔
Actually wasn't expecting you to review this.
I feel like stepping stone was also a really good one, really enjoyed the sound and topic
But I still listen to Idubbz's diss track of Ricegum tho....
*EVERYDAY*
Mr. Fox did it feel good though?
Everyday bro
WITH THE DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
the one horrifying thought that keeps me up at night is that there are kids that have these youtuber diss tracks in their casual listening playlists
Same
Chris D’Elia sounded amazing on this album.
i don’t get it
@@drewskii- chris D'Elia is a living diss track
I really respect your opinion on this I think you were incredibly fair, not something I always feel watching the moist meter.
Walking to my MWF class at 5 AM wishing I were dead, when I realized there was a new M&M album.
Cr1tikal fantano
LeT SeE If YoU Do It BeTtEr...
That's a Red Line poster and it's amazing.
the lyricism blows my mind every-time
I feel like Kamikaze was something he actually wanted to make and Revival was something he had to make to say “Hey guys, I’m not dead!”
*sees that no one has commented yet*
It’s free real state
Real-estate*
What if states online are called e-states
@@Umayrica Asking the real questions.
Take me by the hand
Didn't know you were primarily a metal fan...good shit. Would be interesting to see your Playlist 🤔🤔
We need more of these
There was a kamikaze in my pants when I seen this was uploaded
Wow, 20 seconds and comments are already here.
I for one like the Venom track, the hook I didnt get until I heard it the 3rd time. I think a lot of songs Eminem does if you want to like because you think you hear a nice hook, keep giving it a listen. Nice meter today man!
The track believe on revival is actually one of the best of all times soo.. Its one of my favorites at least..
Cmon man!
Fall is pretty good
theneedledrop disstrack when
We need these moist music reviews
Noone is gonna mention how the album art is a call back to the beastie boys first album 'license to ill'?