Man Sues Twitch for $25 Million Because He Can't Stop Masturbating

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @celticwarrior8574
    @celticwarrior8574 4 года назад +15008

    Even The Onion would have never thought of this.

    • @torrent8446
      @torrent8446 4 года назад +813

      "NASA scientists plan to approach cute girl by 2018"

    • @-hitman-9103
      @-hitman-9103 4 года назад +20

      Lool

    • @broccolitomato1085
      @broccolitomato1085 4 года назад +276

      Their best work was the “clothing line for kids, by kids” it was fucking amazinggg

    • @chaseosu7608
      @chaseosu7608 4 года назад +31

      I literally came to this video from an onion video😂

    • @whofuckingcares420
      @whofuckingcares420 4 года назад +110

      I read the title before the uploader and I thought it was an onion article. Then i saw it was Charlie and i got worried.

  • @Mr1worldin
    @Mr1worldin 4 года назад +37471

    As a law student i have wet dreams about getting a client like this and taking the meme to court

    • @loomster4521
      @loomster4521 4 года назад +1853

      I bet you would win 😼👍

    • @agenta3570
      @agenta3570 4 года назад +372

      BRUH

    • @FRanger92
      @FRanger92 4 года назад +234

      LOL he was pro-se too.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +702

      Then make a best with your colleagues that you will spend the whole session without breaking down in laughter

    • @rob4419
      @rob4419 4 года назад +37

      😂😂

  • @AyaHadil_it_is_me
    @AyaHadil_it_is_me 4 года назад +23641

    plot twist :
    he wants Twitch to add a gender filter so he could choose "female only ".

    • @jaspergregorio9774
      @jaspergregorio9774 4 года назад +472

      duh

    • @ismail_i5073
      @ismail_i5073 4 года назад +228

      Damn that made me laugh

    • @revvyie
      @revvyie 4 года назад +53

      lol.

    • @lukecrawford1215
      @lukecrawford1215 4 года назад +81

      How dumb , otherwise me and billions of men should be able to sue too

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer 4 года назад +368

      he followed 800 women and no men and complained about seeing women on his twitch page.

  • @wozing
    @wozing 3 года назад +2891

    I'm a little late to the party here, but at the end of the lawsuit, it says "pro-se" which means Erik is defending himself rather than using an attorney. So you were probably right when you said it seems like he wrote the document himself.

    • @excalzgo6601
      @excalzgo6601 3 года назад +187

      I pray there's courtroom footage of him defending all of his claims against a professional team of lawyers that work for Twitch. I'd pay a hefty amount of cheddar for that footage

    • @clifford_2zero7
      @clifford_2zero7 3 года назад +29

      I'm even later and i am paused at the point where it shows the writing because i am in disbelief that an actual lawyer would even entertain this idea in court. I mean shits crazy out here but people that make outlandish lawsuits like this should be punished. I mean seriously... and if a lawyer actually represents it he should loose his lawyers license 😅🤦‍♂️

    • @StreetwizeJJ2
      @StreetwizeJJ2 2 года назад +13

      @Charlie Exactly. The proper term is _representing_ himself. That said, filing a lawsuit pro se never means that a lawyer cannot be obtained later. Usually such is done to get a lawsuit within the statute of limitations.

    • @CherrrrBear
      @CherrrrBear 2 года назад

      100%

    • @MaskedGamer10001
      @MaskedGamer10001 2 года назад

      @@excalzgo6601 parmajohn

  • @nickolasguidry2304
    @nickolasguidry2304 4 года назад +15353

    Most people experience post nut depression, but this man just ascended.

    • @pannenkoekspek
      @pannenkoekspek 4 года назад +604

      Post nut clearity

    • @kurtishendrix
      @kurtishendrix 4 года назад +464

      @@pannenkoekspek Clarity.....

    • @walidassali
      @walidassali 4 года назад +29

      LMAO

    • @Nemerson74
      @Nemerson74 4 года назад +150

      post nut HOLY RETRIBUTION

    • @DeathDustDespair
      @DeathDustDespair 4 года назад +51

      Nickolas Guidry - he unlocked *U L T R A I N C E L* he’s a champion of the Gods

  • @HexingtonBunz
    @HexingtonBunz 4 года назад +5292

    This is just reverse psychology. This man truly wants a gender filter so he doesnt have to see the men. Genius

    • @ManTehLemons
      @ManTehLemons 4 года назад +92

      lmao

    • @antpaste
      @antpaste 4 года назад +64

      Absolutely

    • @justanormalpairofshoes4408
      @justanormalpairofshoes4408 4 года назад +88

      Oh yeah Big Brain time.

    • @YeviCoulson
      @YeviCoulson 4 года назад +119

      Imagine this lawsuit works and creates a new bread of simp: Mega Simp since it's easier to find wamen the simps can simp over more more efficiently

    • @suclox12yearsago56
      @suclox12yearsago56 4 года назад +11

      yevi Coulson Revolutionary simp tactics!

  • @nate6360
    @nate6360 4 года назад +23632

    Erik Estavillo sues the legal system, claiming he "can't stop filing lawsuits".

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 3 года назад +3058

    Every time I feel like a total loser, I remember this guy exists and I feel better about my life.

    • @billyjoe8185
      @billyjoe8185 3 года назад +74

      Actually though. If you ever feel useless, remember this guy exists

    • @greatdayforpizza6974
      @greatdayforpizza6974 2 года назад

      Not just this guy tho there are 100 of losers like this dude

    • @chronictimewasterdisease
      @chronictimewasterdisease 2 года назад +1

      yesterday i was feeling like a complete trash for mastubating 2 times in a day, but this guy probably did that 40 times a day

    • @njnexgen
      @njnexgen 2 года назад +55

      If I ever feel useless, I remember I exist and then I don't feel so useless after all because I can't possibly be worse than myself; it's illogical.

    • @toastedjawa3620
      @toastedjawa3620 2 года назад +50

      @@njnexgen I'm just going to stop trying to rationalize that before I give myself an aneurysm.

  • @Cam-ds8oh
    @Cam-ds8oh 4 года назад +3822

    “... due to his obsessive compulsive disorder that makes him obsessed with sex and compulsions...” - definitely a lawyer

    • @beefjiggler5665
      @beefjiggler5665 4 года назад +306

      Ah yes. The floor is made out of floor.

    • @doritozmilk8035
      @doritozmilk8035 4 года назад +18

      @@beefjiggler5665 me too man, me too.

    • @Alex-ju4gj
      @Alex-ju4gj 4 года назад +38

      @@doritozmilk8035 ur a floor 2?

    • @DerFabian
      @DerFabian 4 года назад +119

      it is not a lawyer. he is representing himself. he literally wrote all of this by himself

    • @snowy_aura
      @snowy_aura 4 года назад +1

      @@Alex-ju4gj yeah man

  • @llj9042
    @llj9042 4 года назад +4969

    Plot twist: He wins the law case and donates the money to pokimane

    • @lutin_mi06
      @lutin_mi06 4 года назад +451

      And then sues pokimane for donating money to them

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 4 года назад +232

      So that's what he meant by "to God"

    • @gavinm7611
      @gavinm7611 4 года назад +54

      I mean, he said he was donating to god, I don’t see how this is a plot twist,

    • @General_Boo
      @General_Boo 4 года назад +24

      @@lutin_mi06 making it an infinite cycle

    • @jackfrost9341
      @jackfrost9341 4 года назад +2

      Yoooooooo

  • @o_man7899
    @o_man7899 4 года назад +2433

    This is gonna be the greatest copypasta of all time

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 4 года назад +122

      If it ends up becoming a copypasta. Then that man will have become a godtier troll

    • @zekeram129
      @zekeram129 4 года назад +16

      of All Time*

    • @mustardflavoredramen9612
      @mustardflavoredramen9612 4 года назад +6

      Have you forgotten about the bee movie?

    • @LazySkeptic23
      @LazySkeptic23 4 года назад +13

      Nothing will beat "What the fuck did you just say to me..."

    • @jonathanche6553
      @jonathanche6553 4 года назад

      Imagine combining both of them.

  • @missnintendochick
    @missnintendochick 2 года назад +508

    Imagine going to jury duty and THIS is the case you have to sit through.

    • @quackk4111
      @quackk4111 2 года назад +24

      No jury in civil court

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 2 года назад +11

      There is no jury duty since it is a civil case

    • @chocolatelover9121
      @chocolatelover9121 Год назад +30

      Imagine joining to law school and going through everything etc to become a judge and then you keep getting cases like these

    • @kota9087
      @kota9087 Год назад +3

      I would love it if that happened

    • @NekoNekoKyuu
      @NekoNekoKyuu Год назад +5

      I would genuinely love my job if that was the case

  • @simpleston
    @simpleston 4 года назад +15455

    His post nut clarity was on another level

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 4 года назад +565

      Con: it only lasts for 10 secohds

    • @someasiankid6323
      @someasiankid6323 4 года назад +45

      lmaoo

    • @maxiipad-8860
      @maxiipad-8860 4 года назад +8

      Csyk 10 milliseconds.

    • @1mrsheep
      @1mrsheep 4 года назад +55

      He's seen the future and has the cure for super-covid 28

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao.
      Joe rogan refrence?

  • @jacksonflood9344
    @jacksonflood9344 4 года назад +2659

    Man: follows over 700 female twitch accounts
    Twitch: recommends more female streamers
    Man: >:(

  • @mynamechegg7939
    @mynamechegg7939 4 года назад +1900

    "His obsessive compulsive disorder gives him an obsession to compulsions."

    • @Mouseinthewalls
      @Mouseinthewalls 4 года назад +174

      Chegg Stiddles *checks word count* “ah good, that’ll do nicely”

    • @BaronRemy99
      @BaronRemy99 4 года назад +99

      "Hmm yes, the floor here appears to be made out of floor..."

    • @betheone4837
      @betheone4837 4 года назад +6

      We have been hoodwinked.

    • @BK-xg3mw
      @BK-xg3mw 4 года назад +19

      As someone with OCD I approve this message

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 4 года назад +4

      Can't argue with that...

  • @viking8796
    @viking8796 3 года назад +342

    It's like the Onion leaving the confines of fiction and busting out into real life. This shit is golden.

  •  4 года назад +1888

    if he is suing Twitch for $25 million then I can only imagine how much he will sue Pornhub for

    • @murdakt6992
      @murdakt6992 4 года назад +57

      Everything they got

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 4 года назад +14

      69 likes

    • @emredonger2832
      @emredonger2832 4 года назад +157

      WTF? I can't even browse Pornhub without them shoving down literal PORN down my throat. This is just unacceptable.

    • @XXXTentaclez
      @XXXTentaclez 4 года назад +14

      Karman Bassi he wouldn’t win cause that’s what that place is used for unlike twitch
      R/wooooooshed ima hang my self now

    • @bad_boyz6824
      @bad_boyz6824 4 года назад +1

      420 likes

  • @quaishan5628
    @quaishan5628 4 года назад +4964

    “I can’t stop seeing women because of twitch.”
    “I follow over 700 women and no men.”
    🤔

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 года назад +201

      I don't know about you, Erik, but I think I see your problem...

    • @AndrewP0
      @AndrewP0 4 года назад +74

      A real head scratcher

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop 4 года назад +66

      Don't think for a second that if Eric was only following men he wouldn't be beating his dick to them

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 года назад +21

      @@AndrewP0 *BIG THONK* 🤔

    • @fbiagent6744
      @fbiagent6744 4 года назад +7

      And who's that Mr mvp simp

  • @grayoptional2452
    @grayoptional2452 4 года назад +9121

    I have an eating disorder. What this guy did is the equivalent of me going into a restaurant, ordering a food I know I can't handle, and then suing the restaurant for $25 million when my dumb ass gags on the first bite.

    • @largesquids
      @largesquids 4 года назад +164

      this is such a good analogy as someone who has also suffered w an eating disorder

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 4 года назад +32

      This made me laugh, i’ll subscribe.

    • @shuasapphic
      @shuasapphic 4 года назад +9

      LMAO SAME

    • @docholliday9382
      @docholliday9382 4 года назад +54

      Didn't a woman sue McDonald's over her dropping coffee on herself so I wouldn't be surprised

    • @foxfriendly5337
      @foxfriendly5337 4 года назад +152

      @@docholliday9382 Lol that was a legit smear campaign by McDonald's. She sued them because the coffee was 90 degrees Celsius and she suffered 3rd degree burns from it.
      Edit: Got the temperature way too high so thanks to the people who corrected me

  • @lelandpayne1522
    @lelandpayne1522 2 года назад +36

    2 years late, but it’s ironic that the “montage” is the most replayed section of this video.

    • @i10i60
      @i10i60 Год назад +1

      Mild irony ?

  • @danieldon9838
    @danieldon9838 4 года назад +2220

    The joker being his profile picture and header is the least surprising thing ever

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 года назад +170

      He lives in a society

    • @ValosRR
      @ValosRR 4 года назад +147

      Edgelord by day and meat beater by night

    • @cyberpolice3813
      @cyberpolice3813 4 года назад +42

      He *blames* society

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @ShitOwl
      @ShitOwl 4 года назад +4

      people with joker profile picture is basically just r/im14andthisisdeep person ever

  • @GoldenDonut984
    @GoldenDonut984 3 года назад +11854

    “Following 786 female streamers and 0 male streamers”
    im pretty sure thats HIS fault

    • @unlikeablecarl4258
      @unlikeablecarl4258 3 года назад +339

      That guy's next level simp

    • @Haastuur
      @Haastuur 3 года назад +463

      He's a expert in gender differentiation

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 3 года назад +149

      @@Haastuur he knows the ins and out of that field

    • @theindestructibleone483
      @theindestructibleone483 3 года назад +50

      Judging by your pfp, you might actually not have common sense. Now jokes aside, how do you actually choose to follow... so god damn many female streamers and not a single male, like you must actively be looking out for a new female face in order to got to so many, jesus...

    • @enthusiasticallydry
      @enthusiasticallydry 3 года назад +13

      Ya don’t say

  • @starstreakalex7372
    @starstreakalex7372 4 года назад +3732

    Depression, OCD, PD, Agoraphobia, and Crohn's... my guy's got the all inclusive package deal

    • @CapybaraMan78
      @CapybaraMan78 4 года назад +281

      The disability starter pack

    • @Haastuur
      @Haastuur 4 года назад +172

      The fuck-me-up-fam package deluxe edition

    • @pippat73
      @pippat73 4 года назад +80

      The reddit moment package

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 4 года назад +12

      @@pippat73
      Having disorders make you a redditor?.

    • @wholesome2758
      @wholesome2758 4 года назад +46

      @@clashoclan3371 No, but tbh it seems like it...

  • @dusyyyyy
    @dusyyyyy Год назад +18

    why am i just getting recommended this, this is beautiful.

  • @jaykee2752
    @jaykee2752 4 года назад +11394

    I don't understand how Charlie can straight up just say something like this with a straight face and 100% seriousness.

    • @count1572
      @count1572 3 года назад +244

      His videos are so anecdotal and opinionated and it goes so well with his emotionless and monotone expression 😂

    • @Nuts58-t9x
      @Nuts58-t9x 3 года назад +100

      Because he jesus himself

    • @p_owlow
      @p_owlow 3 года назад +64

      I wouldn’t be able to read cause I’d die of laughter

    • @mrpenis3625
      @mrpenis3625 3 года назад +6

      More like 80% seriousness

    • @trollgejr2984
      @trollgejr2984 3 года назад +4

      @@p_owlow Same lmao

  • @Kj_Crunch
    @Kj_Crunch 4 года назад +6685

    I’ve seen a lot of weird fetishes but a law suit fetish is a new one.

    • @FatesRemix
      @FatesRemix 3 года назад +31

      Underated

    • @YutaOkkotsu3-7
      @YutaOkkotsu3-7 3 года назад +115

      Now i can't even compare Yoshikage Kira's hand fetish and this guy's fetish.
      They're both terrifying and shit.

    • @ballistictip9301
      @ballistictip9301 3 года назад +10

      @@YutaOkkotsu3-7 the *what?*

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 3 года назад +67

      @@ballistictip9301 If a hand fetish is surprising to you, then I don't know what to say.

    • @lazydelibird
      @lazydelibird 3 года назад +30

      There's a fetish for watching someone ruin their own lives. It's how a certain mukbanger somehow has an onlyfans.

  • @tuckerwilliams849
    @tuckerwilliams849 4 года назад +17531

    He’s probably just doing this because he found out his favorite streamer has a boyfriend

  • @kaiderhai86
    @kaiderhai86 11 месяцев назад +31

    2:02 that aged like warm milk.

  • @LikeSnoop
    @LikeSnoop 4 года назад +4643

    Don’t act like you don’t have the same problem, Charlie.

    • @T.O.P.YeahBB
      @T.O.P.YeahBB 4 года назад +7

      what how

    • @lucasgoldman2066
      @lucasgoldman2066 4 года назад +118

      Didn't*. Hes a recovered man now haha

    • @SeddyAm
      @SeddyAm 4 года назад +37

      He was busy with anime and hentai stuff
      He move on
      Pretty straight forward though

    • @ThebaldZ
      @ThebaldZ 4 года назад +3

      Ahhh yes..... Charlie... *cough*

    • @theapochrypheofthedevilsgu3981
      @theapochrypheofthedevilsgu3981 4 года назад +2

      @@SeddyAm Is this serious?

  • @theremedy9171
    @theremedy9171 4 года назад +8645

    It's like an alcoholic suing a store for selling them alcohol. Ridiculous.

    • @kuromi987
      @kuromi987 3 года назад +110

      yep, good analogy

    • @ianism1103
      @ianism1103 3 года назад +235

      @@reikia How about literally blocking the website? Aren't there like a lot of parental control softwares that his parents or his friends can use?

    • @michaelto9647
      @michaelto9647 3 года назад +22

      dont start giving them ideas now,

    • @michaelto9647
      @michaelto9647 3 года назад +11

      dont start giving them ideas now,

    • @Reverendcosmotologist
      @Reverendcosmotologist 3 года назад +21

      @@reikia it isn't twitches fault

  •  3 года назад +6988

    Don't miss the next chapter: Every single woman in the planet, yes, every single one, is sued for being too attractive for our protagonist to handle. It's gonna be an exciting adventure, be sure to check it when it's out

    • @3company394
      @3company394 3 года назад +239

      Eric wants to be a catholic priest but can’t handle all the nuns

    • @afonsomiguel6160
      @afonsomiguel6160 3 года назад +12

      Ksp nostalgia

    • @mirianrivera2991
      @mirianrivera2991 3 года назад +74

      Damn even your mother??

    • @elimhorn3308
      @elimhorn3308 3 года назад +10

      First moral billionaire

    • @_tda
      @_tda 3 года назад +94

      I would be flattered if I was being sued for being attractive

  • @qtclone
    @qtclone Год назад +48

    2:02 This didnt age well

  • @alexanderhowardcomposer
    @alexanderhowardcomposer 4 года назад +1594

    The look on the judge's face would be truly priceless in this situation... lol.

    • @michaelk9279
      @michaelk9279 4 года назад +16

      Imagine having to hold in so much laughter just to keep your job

    • @okbutwhocares
      @okbutwhocares 4 года назад +11

      I just hope this has the same coverage as OJ's case, I wanna see every possible camera angle of the jury and judge in this case

    • @sanketpatel1870
      @sanketpatel1870 4 года назад +1

      @@okbutwhocares this wouldnt even make it to a trial lmao. will be thrown straight outta the court

    • @brendankendall41
      @brendankendall41 4 года назад +5

      Bonus points if it's an old, staunchly Christian judge. The judge's poor Christian ears would shrivel and fall off

  • @aureus79
    @aureus79 4 года назад +2017

    "He has 700 female streamers followed and 0 male." "I cANt StOp sEeInG FeMaLeS whaT tHe hElL TWItcH"

    • @billyjoe8185
      @billyjoe8185 4 года назад +4

      George Pt. 💀

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 4 года назад +15

      He ain’t wrong, twitch has fucking simps everywhere

    • @rdmz135
      @rdmz135 4 года назад +55

      @@mik3191 and he's the biggest simp of them all

    • @Ok-gd3jl
      @Ok-gd3jl 4 года назад

      @High Definition i don't follow any females and i constantly see semi naked women on twitch being recommended to me.

    • @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
      @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 4 года назад

      @@Ok-gd3jl I only see dudes and strong man stuff. Maybe 1 girl but issa horror genre and man I love horror games.

  • @Azerrz
    @Azerrz 4 года назад +28234

    You're literally the funniest person on this website

    • @skankhunt4207
      @skankhunt4207 4 года назад +341

      Azerrz ok

    • @SutGard
      @SutGard 4 года назад +156

      Yo azerrz i watch u

    • @Qancir
      @Qancir 4 года назад +62

      5 likes 3 comments

    • @m0dp1g21
      @m0dp1g21 4 года назад +437

      Sup Brazzers

    • @Bahle_Gaji
      @Bahle_Gaji 4 года назад +97

      @@m0dp1g21 lmfao 💀

  • @kontinued5823
    @kontinued5823 3 года назад +47

    "I'm addicted to drugs but that's because my drug dealer keeps selling me drugs"

  • @joeyruggiero7645
    @joeyruggiero7645 4 года назад +2769

    For clarification's sake: Pro-se, Pro-per means he is representing himself - so this wasn't written by a lawyer.

    • @guts2044
      @guts2044 4 года назад +35

      Thats whats up foe

    • @guts2044
      @guts2044 4 года назад +11

      Daamn bro them likes climbing fast cuz

    • @anthonylisi5634
      @anthonylisi5634 4 года назад +83

      @@guts2044 why are you typing like that

    • @motivusthesage
      @motivusthesage 4 года назад +43

      Thank you Ace Attorney

    • @overheaven6625
      @overheaven6625 4 года назад +8

      @@anthonylisi5634 because he can

  • @squinto4542
    @squinto4542 4 года назад +2850

    He's probably gonna try to sue you if he finds out about this vid.

    • @shadowarmy229
      @shadowarmy229 4 года назад +76

      "Seriously? He just said that? I'm gonna sue this guy."

    • @dmitrypetrenko545
      @dmitrypetrenko545 4 года назад +73

      he's gonna try to sue Charlie if he finds this channel, he'll nut on the first video he click

    • @TheRamThatReviewsShiz
      @TheRamThatReviewsShiz 4 года назад +22

      He's going to sue you for this comment

    • @Baltr
      @Baltr 4 года назад +19

      it's fine, he only watches females

    • @rize2161
      @rize2161 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @JacobMeza-pro-footballer
    @JacobMeza-pro-footballer 4 года назад +4846

    Imagine doing a mock trail of this for debate class

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 года назад +64

      Y E S

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 4 года назад +68

      If someone did this i want a link

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 4 года назад +22

      RN

    • @blakeprato8554
      @blakeprato8554 3 года назад +6

      I bet I didn’t have any of this’d!)&&’mmmhebsdiebruqr was
      Idek

    • @danksinatra5054
      @danksinatra5054 3 года назад +25

      I was in mock trial in highschool I wish we got a case like this. I would play the plaintiff

  • @vatrapperman7482
    @vatrapperman7482 7 месяцев назад +15

    Truly, this man was ahead of his time 😔

  • @someinternetuser33
    @someinternetuser33 4 года назад +6607

    He is the kind of person that gets mad at a streamer for not calling his name when he donates $1

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 4 года назад +231

      I'd get mad at that, unless you are pewdiepie or something, least you can do is read their name and say thanks.

    • @西宮硝子-k8l
      @西宮硝子-k8l 4 года назад +111

      @@lukasg4807 bruh atleast donate $25 if u wana get ur named called

    • @exstee
      @exstee 4 года назад +131

      Or donating $100 like a simp

    • @xandergonzo4853
      @xandergonzo4853 4 года назад +74

      @@西宮硝子-k8l this is the world...

    • @3.cstasy
      @3.cstasy 4 года назад +68

      *YOU DIDNT READ MY DONO* 😡😤🤬

  • @SpagEddie8113
    @SpagEddie8113 4 года назад +3828

    This is like sueing Kroger for selling liquids because you’re an alcoholic

    • @brianjones8899
      @brianjones8899 4 года назад +141

      Good idea! I think I'll draw up the paperwork now.

    • @BrennanWest85
      @BrennanWest85 4 года назад +33

      I work at Kroger 😂😂😂

    • @possiblynamedtoby
      @possiblynamedtoby 4 года назад +19

      @@BrennanWest85 me too 😎

    • @TheFederalBerau
      @TheFederalBerau 4 года назад +1

      Brennan West Well well is this true?

    • @sleepy_Kasai
      @sleepy_Kasai 4 года назад +7

      No that would mean that twitch is actually doing this on purpose

  • @ayyachris
    @ayyachris 4 года назад +4087

    Plot twist: He’s gonna win and buys Belle Delphine’s OnlyFans.

  • @CatOnDeWall
    @CatOnDeWall 8 месяцев назад +16

    bro was trying to warn us

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 года назад +2797

    "I have no self control, therefore I am owed money."
    Only in America

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 4 года назад +162

      So, I'm on mobile, and since the screen is smaller, it's hard to see your pfp well
      I had to open your image in another link just to check if I was right because I was appalled RUclips would let someone with such a pfp
      So... I thought your pfp was some naked guy and a loli in a cardboard-box in a very suspicious-position
      Then I realized it's just a reference to darling in the franxxx
      It's 7AM out here, and you made my morning much worse than it needed to be
      Thank you

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm 4 года назад +19

      @@thecoolguy9364 yo we live 12 hours apart

    • @krishnaj2618
      @krishnaj2618 4 года назад +71

      @@Rise65487 you're saying that as if darling in the franxx isn't just some naked guy with a loli on a questionable position

    • @XanderYTV
      @XanderYTV 4 года назад +10

      GOD BLESS THE USAAAAA

    • @ghanaria7996
      @ghanaria7996 4 года назад +7

      Rise65487 i like his banner. Very anime and memey.

  • @guap3228
    @guap3228 4 года назад +1778

    It was written by himself. He doesn’t have a lawyer and is representing himself in the lawsuit

    • @theholyhavel97
      @theholyhavel97 4 года назад +50

      Well it was gonna get thrown out regardless but that just seals it don't judges just hate it when you represent yourself

    • @emiliomonroy7929
      @emiliomonroy7929 4 года назад +5

      Why is that not surprising

    • @gregortheoverlander4122
      @gregortheoverlander4122 4 года назад +50

      @@theholyhavel97 It's not that they hate it. It's that you really can't represent yourself. For the law to be fair it has to be complex so you need a lawyer to represent you.

    • @yatomii2140
      @yatomii2140 4 года назад +1

      Seriously?

    • @thesystempunk
      @thesystempunk 4 года назад +7

      So that's why the entire thing reads like a satire.

  • @TheSilentWalkerz
    @TheSilentWalkerz 4 года назад +3366

    Gees I bet that guy has like 40 computer monitors with a different female streamer on each screen

  • @DarkElvishChick98
    @DarkElvishChick98 3 года назад +27

    This is the best humor in the fucking world 😂😂😂

  • @MrSuupar
    @MrSuupar 4 года назад +2047

    He propably did write all this shit himself since the lawsuit is pro se. Meaning he is representing himself without a lawyer

    • @cadinle2135
      @cadinle2135 4 года назад +93

      no lawyer would support him

    • @josephmenditto9380
      @josephmenditto9380 4 года назад +50

      He actually did write himself he has no lawyer

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 года назад +8

      That always ends well...

    • @bmo1428
      @bmo1428 4 года назад +1

      Or he is his own lawyer.

    • @chaosneto1
      @chaosneto1 4 года назад +8

      Meaning his iq cant be very high. We should have a lawsuit filter. Just like we need a twitch gender filter.

  • @Gladwin777
    @Gladwin777 4 года назад +2474

    Erik files a lawsuit against the lawsuit for not winning the lawsuit.

    • @slim8756
      @slim8756 4 года назад +61

      Lawsuits 100

    • @pochakajeoi8943
      @pochakajeoi8943 3 года назад +6

      @@slim8756 lol

    • @theindestructibleone483
      @theindestructibleone483 3 года назад +46

      At this point he might file a lawsuit against himself and win

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 года назад +16

      @@theindestructibleone483 stonks

    • @SamwiseIWStan
      @SamwiseIWStan 3 года назад +14

      Plot twist. The judge was female.
      He's now suing the high court.

  • @sittinggolem4729
    @sittinggolem4729 4 года назад +2522

    My ads on twitch: *GFUEL*
    His: "Are you really watching twitch all by yourself?"

    • @paradox7689
      @paradox7689 4 года назад +115

      NOOO. I'm with the science team!

    • @aroundtheworld8196
      @aroundtheworld8196 4 года назад +45

      @@paradox7689 poor innocent soul, doesnt understand the reference

    • @schlefft6381
      @schlefft6381 4 года назад +24

      @@aroundtheworld8196 Projekt Melody intensifies

    • @Asutoro
      @Asutoro 4 года назад +7

      *Smack* *Smack* *Smack*

    • @loadings3819
      @loadings3819 4 года назад +16

      @@aroundtheworld8196 who doesnt get the joke?

  • @FromTheRootsToTheCrown
    @FromTheRootsToTheCrown 3 года назад +126

    This is basically like saying I'm one step away from being a sexual predator so I'm suing you

  • @pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877
    @pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877 4 года назад +1010

    He found out his favorite egirl has a boyfriend. Rip

    • @VenomWorks
      @VenomWorks 4 года назад +6

      To most people, that doesn't even matter.

    • @Beavadeus
      @Beavadeus 4 года назад +11

      Turns out it’s a dude

    • @VenomWorks
      @VenomWorks 4 года назад

      @@Beavadeus oh.....😂

    • @soulsearcher7077
      @soulsearcher7077 4 года назад +2

      genkia guy gamer Huh? I’m stupid as fuck please help me out

    • @elasticity150
      @elasticity150 4 года назад

      She didn’t show him her feet at twitch con

  • @voltaixlux1697
    @voltaixlux1697 4 года назад +2661

    This is like suing Ben and Jerry’s for selling ice cream because you’re on a diet.

    • @Citex61
      @Citex61 4 года назад +89

      Wtf dude twitch is not pornhub lmfao

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 года назад +19

      Or McDonalds for becoming fat & unhealthy.

    • @P.Lorenz
      @P.Lorenz 4 года назад +36

      @@cypresswillow2591 If you saw Supersize me - there were teens who tried to sue mc donalds for attracting them with their shiny adds - they got fat cause they were basically FORCED to eat it :^)

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 4 года назад +2

      geez don't give them ideas like that

    • @Astrid-bd2ef
      @Astrid-bd2ef 4 года назад +9

      Eating Ben and Jerry’s and suing because ur lactose intolerant

  • @thatanimedude9118
    @thatanimedude9118 4 года назад +1931

    Imagine if that man went to his family gathering and his female family members were there

  • @christopherxgordon
    @christopherxgordon 3 года назад +24

    I hope the judge instantly throws out the case. This guy is absurd. So, he's wasting all this money on legal fees just for clout and because he's lonely?

  • @shen-qf9mc
    @shen-qf9mc 4 года назад +1015

    “there’s no way to filter out female streamers!” the man complained, purposely taking action to press the follow button of 700 female streamers and to avoid any and all male streamers

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 года назад +46

      To be fair, but if you went on twitch after you cleared your cookies and used a vpn and went so far as to accidentally click on a female streamer, twitch will relentlessly force feed other female streamers to your recommendations

    • @Ghetto-Man-20
      @Ghetto-Man-20 4 года назад +24

      Frank Merker This is true, almost like google once you look one thing up you get ads for them an all that other jazz

    • @sixsrampage5895
      @sixsrampage5895 4 года назад +5

      The mans already a living filter.

    • @stanleyc2978
      @stanleyc2978 4 года назад +1

      @Garrett McBride Google 100% doesnt use information that old. Probably not even things a week old from my experience. Typically, you get ads for things you looked up minutes or hours after. Not years.

    • @MrYelly
      @MrYelly 4 года назад

      Thats not how a compulsive disorder works...

  • @nashjonas
    @nashjonas 4 года назад +1184

    If Twitch adds a male/female filter, won't this guy just keep males permanently off and only choose to see females???

    • @RogerBLEU
      @RogerBLEU 4 года назад +165

      Some people actually go on Twitch for entertainment and not just to masturbate, believe it or not

    • @ShadowPersona0
      @ShadowPersona0 4 года назад +87

      Rusty Shackleford Yes but actually no. That was the old twitch where it used to be a platform for gaming, now it’s a platform for simps to waste their money on female streamers. Also twitch favors women over men.

    • @RogerBLEU
      @RogerBLEU 4 года назад +109

      @@ShadowPersona0 The vast majority of successful streamers on Twitch are men. I'm not saying there isn't a market for the so called simps on the platform but come on, there is more to Twitch than just that.

    • @solarfreak1107
      @solarfreak1107 4 года назад +1

      Yeah that's what I thinking too.

    • @cookiemonster59263
      @cookiemonster59263 4 года назад +8

      I wonder if he'd complain that filtering out women and only getting men recommended to them would be sexist and ableist because his sex addiction requires him to look at women and Twitch is causing him mental harm by denying him access to female streamers >:((

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 4 года назад +2921

    Suing Charlie for ruining my life by causing me to fall in love and become obsessed with him. All I do is stare at my phone, watching his videos and neglect to eat, sleep, and work. My social life has also been destroyed after I tried imitating him by growing out my hair, spending my life-savings on adult toys, and breaking the bones in my legs to appear shorter which caused my friends and family to abandon me because I "scared" them.

    • @magnesjberg24
      @magnesjberg24 4 года назад +176

      i hope you get out of these dark times, i relate alot.

    • @rubberducky2664
      @rubberducky2664 4 года назад +136

      I thought I was the only one. Thank you sharing your story, soldier.

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 4 года назад +93

      That legs bit got me good

    • @magnesjberg24
      @magnesjberg24 4 года назад +64

      @@rubberducky2664 #metoocharlie dont be afraid to share your story

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 4 года назад +14

      Suing you for taking him away from me

  • @cameronstangler1383
    @cameronstangler1383 2 года назад +6

    Jesus I feel strange commenting sometimes, I watch so much Charlie that I have to find 2-6 yr old videos for new content and then I’m late to the convo 😂

  • @Rustyshackleford752
    @Rustyshackleford752 4 года назад +2875

    Wonder if just him typing the words “porn hub” makes him bust instantly

    • @rosaunolalintino
      @rosaunolalintino 4 года назад +206

      All he needs is to type the "p" and he's half-way there.

    • @Drain_Life_Archive
      @Drain_Life_Archive 4 года назад +103

      He probably explodes on the front page of Chaturbate before even clicking on any of the streams.

    • @indridcold9593
      @indridcold9593 4 года назад +44

      it makes him impulsively call his lawyer

    • @abstract0407
      @abstract0407 4 года назад +21

      I can't imagine the anticipation and adrenaline that goes through his body

    • @dmitrypetrenko545
      @dmitrypetrenko545 4 года назад +53

      his hand is already shaking when he opens the anonymous tab

  • @jayamiheiyang1602
    @jayamiheiyang1602 4 года назад +2023

    Can't imagine how much he must have sued PornHub for

  • @laffyleo120
    @laffyleo120 4 года назад +1437

    The real shame here is that Charlie wasn’t included in the lawsuit

    • @noble6978
      @noble6978 4 года назад +33

      I can sue Charlie cus I “go off” every time he’s on screen ;3

    • @MidasButSilver
      @MidasButSilver 4 года назад +21

      you better change your profile picture, before he starts suing youtube as well lmao

    • @bazzmusic4952
      @bazzmusic4952 4 года назад

      He was but they couldn't include a picture of him because of the sexual nature of his streams

    • @robng9064
      @robng9064 4 года назад

      He was the judge

  • @LemonDrip
    @LemonDrip 6 месяцев назад +8

    come on guys, really? _that's_ the most replayed part? my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @Gnolazco7
      @Gnolazco7 5 месяцев назад +1

      I noticed that too dam

  • @notproductiveproductions3504
    @notproductiveproductions3504 4 года назад +1560

    The evolution of Charlie: helmet hair, keto John Wick, melted Dave Grohl, homeless Dracula

    • @guacamolenipe2992
      @guacamolenipe2992 4 года назад +5

      um, he does not in fact look like Adam Sandler from hotel Transylvania

    • @addkeifspsdcvl
      @addkeifspsdcvl 4 года назад +4

      How does he look homeless when he’s at home?

    • @mrlardtard6552
      @mrlardtard6552 4 года назад +10

      @@addkeifspsdcvl That's a shelter if I've ever seen one

    • @AnSi_di
      @AnSi_di 4 года назад +13

      He's Jesus.

    • @Josh_ua
      @Josh_ua 4 года назад +7

      Eventually we will reach hobbit Gandalf.

  • @TEHSTONEDPUMPKIN
    @TEHSTONEDPUMPKIN 4 года назад +3976

    This dude is the living "Coomer" meme. Im not sure if its hilarious or sad people are actually like that.

    • @spike7032
      @spike7032 4 года назад +7

      Hello gordon!

    • @alexbertil2756
      @alexbertil2756 4 года назад +5

      He isnt jayman079

    • @lukecrawford1215
      @lukecrawford1215 4 года назад +3

      How dumb , otherwise me and billions of men should be able to sue too

    • @cecilia927
      @cecilia927 4 года назад +29

      @@lukecrawford1215 billions?? you realize theres only 3 billion men on earth right

    • @lukecrawford1215
      @lukecrawford1215 4 года назад +3

      @@cecilia927 well you knoe what I mean , I did mean specifically but there are probably a billion also man on the planet that don't get sex

  • @ericgarrity6555
    @ericgarrity6555 4 года назад +2604

    Man sues grocery store for selling things with salt in them because he's addicted to sodium and asks that the store separates salted and unsalted foods for him because he has no self-control.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 4 года назад +71

      Need to get the salted foods behind a salt addict filter in the back of the store with bouncers that beat him any time he tries to enter. Then he'll get addicted to being beat up and sue them for not keeping him away from the bouncers by distracting him with salted foods

    • @denimdinofan9
      @denimdinofan9 3 года назад +2

      100th like congrats

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +17

      Sorry that you have to share a name with him

    • @theiridiumgamer5225
      @theiridiumgamer5225 3 года назад

      Well he does have OCD

    • @sanic5382
      @sanic5382 3 года назад +1

      Ur name is Eric…

  • @snickers7494
    @snickers7494 Год назад +9

    bro straight a South-Park character

  • @tony_5156
    @tony_5156 4 года назад +786

    This guy is on another level, he’s destroying the shit that destroys him, he’s hitting twitch and then the hub. What a plan!

    • @maxmacdeath
      @maxmacdeath 4 года назад +2

      nah, that guy is just leeching money

    • @saddogofwisdom8103
      @saddogofwisdom8103 4 года назад +2

      some guy already tried to sue porn hub for not seeing subtitles because he’s deaf

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 года назад +3

      more like a depressive nymphomaniac trying to blame someone else for his problems.

  • @ajwott
    @ajwott 4 года назад +437

    He wrote this himself, he signed it pro se at the bottom, meaning he’s representing himself. Just let that sink in.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 года назад +68

      Man, I really wish a lawyer had to put up with his BS

    • @randomhero6365
      @randomhero6365 4 года назад +13

      It's not as funny once you learn hes a known troll who's done similar stuns before.

    • @SapkaliAkif
      @SapkaliAkif 4 года назад

      It's been waiting for hours now!

    • @HJKampe
      @HJKampe 4 года назад +2

      @@bluewuppo This would've been a lawyer's dream case. Charge the guy and be paid hundreds of dollars an hour to write nonsense.

    • @hakoria8909
      @hakoria8909 4 года назад +2

      @@randomhero6365 It's funnier knowing it; he's been dedicating some free time on/off to this stuff over more than the past decade and lots are gonna expect to hear more of him eventually just like back then.

  • @jojow.877
    @jojow.877 4 года назад +2756

    “His obsessive compulsive disorder makes him obsessed with compulsions” Why did I laugh

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 4 года назад +143

      This is the line where one should immediately know it is a joke.

    • @mrkglsr
      @mrkglsr 4 года назад +207

      When you gotta hit the word count in your essay

    • @FreeWolfeh
      @FreeWolfeh 4 года назад +50

      His compulsion is being compulsed to disorders

    • @dolphidelaware
      @dolphidelaware 4 года назад +34

      Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @staryskullz
      @staryskullz 4 года назад +36

      As someone who has OCD that sentence took 2 years off my lifespan

  • @NODIRTACCEPTED
    @NODIRTACCEPTED 2 года назад +4

    Just found your channel my guy, i know im a little late..but you are making gold here..keep up the great work!

  • @memecat2000
    @memecat2000 4 года назад +2133

    This is that episode of Family Guy when Quagmire discovers the Internet.

    • @sonofsparda3767
      @sonofsparda3767 4 года назад +12

      🤣🤣

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 4 года назад +32

      Quagmire turns into a toilet with a water fountain in the toilet

    • @Shrando
      @Shrando 4 года назад +10

      He discovered tinder didn’t he? 😂 I forgot that

    • @chris-pw5ck
      @chris-pw5ck 4 года назад +2

      lmao now imagine this guys right arm :'D

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K 4 года назад +1

      @@yinyang1217 that's a good point

  • @Chroniclilskip27
    @Chroniclilskip27 4 года назад +658

    This is sad but imagining professionals discuss this in court is hilarious

    • @cheezesmoker8851
      @cheezesmoker8851 4 года назад +80

      The defendant played with his junk until he blasted off onto his computer, your honour

    • @fauzanaziz6365
      @fauzanaziz6365 4 года назад +37

      It's like fighting a battle you know you're not winning. So you're just bullshiting through it as much as you can.

    • @GTAmaniac1
      @GTAmaniac1 4 года назад +9

      @@fauzanaziz6365 tbh, I trust my bullshitting more than my actual abilities

    • @MrCODEmaster00
      @MrCODEmaster00 4 года назад

      @@cheezesmoker8851 accuser/prosecutor but yeh.

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 4 года назад +2

      Twitch kinda does have this problem though. But this guy is still nuts with who he follows.

  • @SgtJager00
    @SgtJager00 4 года назад +1828

    Plot twist: he doesn’t have these disorders, it’s an elaborate way to ban Alinity

    • @gamessportsandmore3371
      @gamessportsandmore3371 4 года назад +66

      She can't be banned.

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 года назад +126

      ​@@gamessportsandmore3371 Yup, full immunity and control. She can freely ask to get banned or unbanned. Beating animals? No problem. Confessing to marriage fraud? No problem. Force-feeding your pet vodka? No problem. Why? Because Twitch mods are fucked up perverts who probably donate to her more than anyone else.

    • @lolfestman
      @lolfestman 4 года назад +3

      @@Misanthropolis holy shit mega incel

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 4 года назад +43

      @@lolfestman idk man. Even many other girls get done for shit that alinity never would

    • @finnley905
      @finnley905 4 года назад +12

      Yeah she has clearly broken a shit ton of rules.

  • @hamishfox
    @hamishfox 3 года назад +18

    Wow this is one of the most genuinely sad things I've ever heard. I really hope he gets the help he needs.

  • @aleexk949
    @aleexk949 4 года назад +2940

    i wanna be this mans friend, he takes actual financial hits just to entertain all of us 🥺

    • @orangeman3220
      @orangeman3220 4 года назад +166

      A clown we all respect

    • @brycebarkdull1487
      @brycebarkdull1487 4 года назад +45

      He'd sue your ass for anything you do or say to him

    • @Ty-kz5np
      @Ty-kz5np 4 года назад +5

      Same I feel his pain

    • @daxx4001
      @daxx4001 4 года назад +69

      He doesn’t take a financial hit, he has no lawyer so he doesn’t pay any legal fees LMAO. Basically free trolling..

    • @EBTwitts
      @EBTwitts 4 года назад +47

      @@daxx4001 If he loses any cases, he may have to pay for the defendant's lawyer's fees. If a company is feeling particularly ruthless, they can counter sue for essentially wasting their time. Just because he himself doesn't have a lawyer doesn't mean there wouldn't be a financial hit to these dumb lawsuits.

  • @mrchain5565
    @mrchain5565 4 года назад +940

    I like when a fleshlight is brought up in the story, Charlie goes full fleshlight connoisseur.

    • @sherberttrebrehs7935
      @sherberttrebrehs7935 4 года назад +39

      Well he is. He has to exercise his ultra fleshlight instinct

    • @myrkhosh
      @myrkhosh 4 года назад +6

      You underestimate his power

    • @ludhotte3440
      @ludhotte3440 4 года назад

      A real *connaisseur

    • @antismo9998
      @antismo9998 4 года назад

      The man has 4 sex toy world records, after all

    • @cattree1784
      @cattree1784 4 года назад

      I feel like charlie would be that one roommate who doesn't wash the dishes .

  • @zrosix2240
    @zrosix2240 4 года назад +8654

    The lawsuit is heavily flawed, he has a horrible lawyer lmaoo. “Twitch does not give an option to choose between male and female”
    Then goes on to say “my client follows 700 female streamers with 0 male streamers” showing that the client has no intention of trying to control his addiction, if anything, he would simply choose the female only option

    • @mohamedalhusni6255
      @mohamedalhusni6255 4 года назад +81

      No shit zoo wamama he is so obviously trolling and doing this for fun,do you actually think he got necrosis from too much fleshlight fucking ?😂😂😂😂its a troll jesus

    • @Tezwah
      @Tezwah 4 года назад +256

      @@mohamedalhusni6255 seems like a hefty price tag for a troll

    • @HypaspistOrange
      @HypaspistOrange 4 года назад +383

      He signed it with "pro se, pro per" which means he is representing himself. I doubt any lawyer had any part in writing this or even reviewing it. Not to mention the numerous grammatical errors (Black Lives Matters, etc.).

    • @zrosix2240
      @zrosix2240 4 года назад +1

      Zeldi Yakzo I don’t think it’s real. I think if he’s gonna spend the money he should put in the effort

    • @aaronwright9665
      @aaronwright9665 4 года назад +11

      @Hotburn 05 if you don't know you're probably too young to be told

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 3 года назад +124

    Yeah, I feel bad for him, but this dude needs to find another way of garnering attention for himself that doesn't waste everyone at the companies' and courts' time.

    • @SM-nz9ff
      @SM-nz9ff 2 года назад +1

      Why do you feel bad for him

    • @mekofox3528
      @mekofox3528 Год назад +11

      @@SM-nz9ff probably cause it's clearly an addiction and this man needs actual help, like banned from the internet-get an offline hobby-and a therapist help
      Maybe I'm just too soft but like people like these ain't gonna stop without an intervention

    • @ydlkomorebe426
      @ydlkomorebe426 Год назад +4

      ​@@SM-nz9ffcalled compassion if u ever want a girlfriend your gonna need it but that's not a reality for you

  • @capnsmashem3284
    @capnsmashem3284 4 года назад +609

    It all started when he sued his only childhood friend because they hung out too much, which resulted in missing homework and receiving poor grades.

  • @slouch186
    @slouch186 4 года назад +1230

    This guy is an anti-simp icon. Time to stop donating and start getting paid.

    • @jonathanbeltran8656
      @jonathanbeltran8656 4 года назад +48

      So you can donate more money

    • @jjjjj8455
      @jjjjj8455 4 года назад +57

      Patswan Creations and incels are closeted simps it goes full circle lol

    • @shimmycocopuffs8687
      @shimmycocopuffs8687 4 года назад +6

      He's taking on the simp army

    • @senpie-i1f
      @senpie-i1f 4 года назад +28

      @@PaddySwan simp spotted

    • @bigfella9034
      @bigfella9034 4 года назад +14

      @@senpie-i1f he has a point though

  • @ceedee4datd721
    @ceedee4datd721 4 года назад +2667

    I love how this guy actually believes that this isn’t his fault

  • @LuciDreamer91
    @LuciDreamer91 Год назад +9

    Wait til he finds out about porn

  • @mekhi4744
    @mekhi4744 4 года назад +852

    my mans said if he somehow wins he doesnt even want the money

    • @michaelk9279
      @michaelk9279 4 года назад +8

      skOsH Guys named Jesus are gonna have a field day.

    • @RogerBLEU
      @RogerBLEU 4 года назад +5

      His lawyer probably already told him he has no chance of winning so of course he would say that

    • @FUNKOfilms
      @FUNKOfilms 4 года назад +19

      He would probably just give it all right back to the E girls anyway.

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 4 года назад +1

      A fellow clone wars fan

    • @stoneapollyon8313
      @stoneapollyon8313 4 года назад +1

      200 iq

  • @ryo2812
    @ryo2812 4 года назад +345

    Twitch girl: *turns around*
    Eric: *_N U T_*

    • @cum8015
      @cum8015 4 года назад

      Doesn't matter which way the girl is facing tbh

    • @1SimonTheKid
      @1SimonTheKid 4 года назад +24

      @@cum8015 youre supposed to be in the sock

  • @rakkatytam
    @rakkatytam 4 года назад +478

    He's agoraphobic, how is being forced to stay home for entertainment even an issue?

    • @damianskiii4728
      @damianskiii4728 4 года назад +13

      doesnt have to mean that he enjoys staying at home

    • @rakkatytam
      @rakkatytam 4 года назад +72

      @@damianskiii4728 Well if he is agoraphobic then there is a high chance he likely spends a lot of time at home anyways, so blaming this on Covid really isn't valid. That's like saying just because someone is arachnophobic doesn't mean that they enjoy not being around spiders.

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 года назад +6

      I get how this is a joke but if youve ever had a phobia you'd know how real that shit feels. Im guessing by his backstory that he doesnt leave his house and games much anyway, but I can only imagine that he would have gone to therapy and/or have at least went out more before covid??
      Edit: also my boyfriend has chrohns, adhd, and is agoraphobic and often if you have an auto immune disease then of course youre agoraphobic. My bf actually is terrified to leave his house because of covid and his mom was in the hospital for a bit and he used to go out a LOT before covid.

    • @beaglezip
      @beaglezip 4 года назад +4

      Being agoraphobic doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't enjoy leaving his home generally. I have agoraphobia. It's more so I can't handle being in the jumble of people in stores when they are busy, but I love going out and doing stuff. I hate being stuck at home. I'm just afraid of the crowds and afraid that I'm going to mess up while in those crowds which gives me such immense anxiety.

    • @Tyler-bp4md
      @Tyler-bp4md 4 года назад +5

      @@beaglezip also choosing not to go outside is much different than being forced not to. the grass is always greener, or in this case just green, and it likely causes some negative feelings.

  • @weebo728
    @weebo728 2 года назад +6

    Love how the photo album is the most replayed part of the video😂🤣

  • @yolovfx
    @yolovfx 4 года назад +2619

    This man lost no nut November before it even started

    • @ausername4487
      @ausername4487 4 года назад +9

      Cool channel

    • @yourfavouritecharismaticcu6192
      @yourfavouritecharismaticcu6192 4 года назад +37

      Would like but fortnite pfp

    • @yolovfx
      @yolovfx 4 года назад +17

      @@yourfavouritecharismaticcu6192 Ok Boomer

    • @basketball4261
      @basketball4261 4 года назад +10

      He lost the privilege to participate

    • @devilpigeon7242
      @devilpigeon7242 4 года назад +42

      @@yourfavouritecharismaticcu6192 nice ego. Maybe get past it if you want to be considered a decent person in life.

  • @mohki6973
    @mohki6973 4 года назад +2048

    woman: exist
    this guy: so anyway I started donating

    •  4 года назад +34

      The original still works.
      Him: so anyways....I started blasting. (Making jerking off motion with both hands alternating hands that he uses to beat his meat.)

    • @ssgpizzalover515
      @ssgpizzalover515 4 года назад

      Bruh

    • @3dsmaster537
      @3dsmaster537 4 года назад +7

      He owns every onlyfans

    • @rolland890
      @rolland890 4 года назад +1

      @ meanwhile city-wide blackouts in his proximity start escalating at a dramatic and unexplainable pace...

    • @johns5586
      @johns5586 4 года назад

      what a simp

  • @sumner7976
    @sumner7976 4 года назад +1209

    It’s is really fitting that his RUclips banner is the Joker

    • @VVVU2x
      @VVVU2x 4 года назад +14

      Excuse me while I vommit

    • @maddestoflads5040
      @maddestoflads5040 4 года назад +22

      It's is

    • @Loslonios
      @Loslonios 4 года назад +14

      "Forgive my lawsuit, I have a condition"

    • @saladtop8499
      @saladtop8499 4 года назад +12

      Not just that but he is subscribed to Belle Delphine

    • @Nobody-yc1qp
      @Nobody-yc1qp 4 года назад +9

      I'M THE JOKER BABY

  • @TheWither129
    @TheWither129 2 года назад +3

    Man’s not shooting ropes, he’s firing bullets. Even fuckin broke his monitor

  • @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2
    @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2 4 года назад +720

    I love how he literally follows 700 women and claims he has no choice but to see these channels he’s followed

    • @cpt.battlecock5264
      @cpt.battlecock5264 4 года назад +74

      Ah i cant get rid of these apples i keep buying.

    • @lumbacon2133
      @lumbacon2133 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, it's not like it's his fault or anything

    • @BigMacOrange
      @BigMacOrange 4 года назад +4

      @L 024 they got movies on ph?

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 4 года назад

      L 024 nope, it's for AWP guide for CSGO

    • @DM-bd9kd
      @DM-bd9kd 4 года назад +1

      @@BigMacOrange yes

  • @vBUMPERv
    @vBUMPERv 4 года назад +1355

    Based on his RUclips channel's backdrop, I'd say this:
    It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.

    • @dejay7778
      @dejay7778 4 года назад +24

      Whats the message

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 4 года назад +80

      @@dejay7778 sex

    • @dejay7778
      @dejay7778 4 года назад +11

      @@JianCB2 oh yeah i get it now

    • @jasonmarcellino1483
      @jasonmarcellino1483 4 года назад +6

      @@dejay7778 that simps exist maybe?

    • @dejay7778
      @dejay7778 4 года назад +19

      @@jasonmarcellino1483 nah he was probably trying to get rid of twitch egirls which is why him being a simp was satirical but when it backfired he just used his loss in court for clout

  • @flashbaxx
    @flashbaxx 4 года назад +650

    Imagine being the lawyer assigned to the defendant in this case.

    • @bandit8578
      @bandit8578 4 года назад +82

      Well he’s representing himself and it’s a civil case so no lawyer is assigned to it.

    • @ericamcqueen5607
      @ericamcqueen5607 4 года назад +148

      @@bandit8578 That saves a poor lawyer from years of therapy

    • @Noah-hq5rs
      @Noah-hq5rs 4 года назад +54

      @@ericamcqueen5607 Not to mention the awkward moment when the the guy and the lawyer shake hands. And not because of covid.

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 4 года назад +4

      And I thought I gave my public defender a headache

    • @shadden_x
      @shadden_x 4 года назад +3

      Hes the one accusing tho

  • @BrokenDesktop21
    @BrokenDesktop21 3 года назад +31

    I was gonna say maybe you could argue that there’s a lot of sexual content on Twitch, but it really sounds like this guy just hates women and is upset he’s afraid to leave the house and talk to one.

    • @B31NG
      @B31NG 2 года назад

      He has agoraphobia. He can’t leave his house

  • @xealzy7157
    @xealzy7157 4 года назад +1186

    Bruh that’s literally the equivalent of suing McDonald’s because ur eating too much

    • @tomcat-js2zr
      @tomcat-js2zr 4 года назад +169

      People have tried to sue McDonald’s for making them fat actually

    • @revelati_n
      @revelati_n 4 года назад

      Indoor grass stfu

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 4 года назад +123

      Or suing McDonald because you're still depressed after ordering a happy meal.

    • @bluesphere4860
      @bluesphere4860 4 года назад +38

      Well at McDonald's, you're supposed to eat the food, you're not supposed to masturbate on twitch. Saying your're suing the Hub for masturbating too much, then you've got a problem.

    • @regirock7313
      @regirock7313 4 года назад

      Wow

  • @kristianmartin9735
    @kristianmartin9735 4 года назад +948

    Can we all agree that the lawyer who has to argue this case in court is the real victim here.

    • @senseispud2197
      @senseispud2197 3 года назад +61

      I mean, the legal fees would probably be worth his while

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 3 года назад +44

      He didn't have a lawyer, he signed off with per se or something which (according to other people) means he himself wrote that

    • @if7723
      @if7723 3 года назад +17

      @@okboomerbutitsacat8050 I mean, considering the language used its either a first day in law school student or self filed.

    • @hiufuxthevideographer9877
      @hiufuxthevideographer9877 2 года назад

      Hahahahaha

  • @FerousFolly
    @FerousFolly 4 года назад +987

    "OCD which makes him obsessed with compulsions"
    Uh huh.

    • @daaaaaaanny
      @daaaaaaanny 4 года назад +106

      It's also a disorder

    • @furuko99
      @furuko99 4 года назад +27

      Like mr business man from BoJack:o he does business stuff.

    • @sheldonsykes32
      @sheldonsykes32 4 года назад +4

      @@furuko99 I heard he did a business transaction recently

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 4 года назад +31

      That's like saying ATM machine

    • @sheldonsykes32
      @sheldonsykes32 4 года назад

      @@Konpekikaminari ok, but you realise I'm making a reference to the show, right? Apparently not....

  • @googli300
    @googli300 3 года назад +13

    Charlie comparing this man's "arguments" with his own experience is next level