What If The Ningen Were Real?

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024

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  • @gokublack9379
    @gokublack9379 6 лет назад +882

    Ningen

  • @lashawndelgado98
    @lashawndelgado98 6 лет назад +436

    I just came for the zamasu references, wasn’t disappointed

  • @BigRig97
    @BigRig97 6 лет назад +440

    Then Zamasu will kill us all.

    • @gokublack9379
      @gokublack9379 6 лет назад +26

      THIS IS FOR OUR UTOPIA!!

    • @the_scarlet_emperor
      @the_scarlet_emperor 6 лет назад +8

      Goku Black Can I join the utopia? Khajiit has wares

    • @izzyreal1068
      @izzyreal1068 6 лет назад +1

      Goku Black me too

    • @ibrahimns.4358
      @ibrahimns.4358 6 лет назад +1

      Dang it, I literally was about to comment the exact same words😂

    • @ibrahimns.4358
      @ibrahimns.4358 6 лет назад

      Dang it, I literally was about to comment the exact same words😂

  • @Chwarzerd
    @Chwarzerd 6 лет назад +375

    Came here expecting Ningen spam from the Dragonball community and I was not disappointed

  • @christianross3137
    @christianross3137 6 лет назад +1169

    Ningen are real we're all lowly pathetic ningens according to zamasu

  • @izzyreal1068
    @izzyreal1068 6 лет назад +333

    What if Zamasu was Real

  • @Lordxzamasu
    @Lordxzamasu 6 лет назад +364

    Ningen are real but not for long

  • @thegrimreaper4648
    @thegrimreaper4648 6 лет назад +354

    I just see so many Dragon Ball Super jokes XD and stop going threw the comments....

  • @tokosenpai5241
    @tokosenpai5241 6 лет назад +519

    If there is a Ningen there is a Zamasu.

    • @imnotryan2149
      @imnotryan2149 6 лет назад +4

      Trevor Manning why do you keep sending that video? It's like an anime drug trip

    • @Theglitch-kt9po
      @Theglitch-kt9po 6 лет назад +2

      Sasuke Uchiha goku?

    • @lainalue_
      @lainalue_ 6 лет назад +2

      Sasuke Uchiha I prefer Naruto or kiba .

    • @dokkae-bae4386
      @dokkae-bae4386 6 лет назад

      Yep

    • @skeptic40
      @skeptic40 5 лет назад

      Zamasu is all

  • @GT-wj3gl
    @GT-wj3gl 6 лет назад +109

    Zamasu: *TRIGGERED*

  • @cleanwater3378
    @cleanwater3378 6 лет назад +499

    But humans are real!

  • @mariofan1ish
    @mariofan1ish 6 лет назад +499

    Somewhere, deep in the cosmos, there's a myserious planet. On on that planet, I can guarantee you that a green man with pointy ears and a white Mohawk is insanely triggered at the mere existence of this video's name.

  • @Artwolf007
    @Artwolf007 6 лет назад +229

    Zamasu disliked this video.

    • @FectoStyle4433
      @FectoStyle4433 6 лет назад +7

      How did you know

    • @melissaleslie5414
      @melissaleslie5414 6 лет назад +1

      ArtWolf 59 I'm a forst demon and kill the ningen

    • @dokkae-bae4386
      @dokkae-bae4386 6 лет назад +1

      I thought he would since Ningen

    • @spideyboigamingyt6571
      @spideyboigamingyt6571 3 года назад

      @@melissaleslie5414 you mean frost demon as in Frieza’s race??? Ningen is more on the Zamasu topic than the Frieza topic.

  • @robertomontano4371
    @robertomontano4371 6 лет назад +85

    When I saw the title u thought of dragon ball super/ Zamasu

  • @parrisbrandon5553
    @parrisbrandon5553 6 лет назад +42

    Zamasu: Filthy Ningens

  • @justvibing2738
    @justvibing2738 6 лет назад +119

    Ningen also means "human" haha. We do exist don't we?

    • @deaththegrimreaper1824
      @deaththegrimreaper1824 6 лет назад +18

      Connor Barron No we don't. Only you are, and you are dreaming right now. Soon you'll wake up, and we'll all be gone.

    • @justvibing2738
      @justvibing2738 6 лет назад +8

      Death The Grim Reaper Deep.

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 6 лет назад +4

      Connor Barron
      One day, you will wake up and discover that nothing is real....
      ....in the Twilight Zone!

    • @rogiefandino586
      @rogiefandino586 6 лет назад +9

      That is until zamasu goes on to kill us all

    • @marcuswebb9350
      @marcuswebb9350 6 лет назад +3

      You see according to the Nono bible written by zamasu himself...

  • @Mario-bd3qg
    @Mario-bd3qg 6 лет назад +170

    If ningen were real an apprentice kaioshin would travel through time take over Goku’s body just to travel back in time to team up with himself. Then the other kaioshin apprentice will wish for immortality. They will team up and eradicate ningen from the universe

    • @user-je2ox6fw7z
      @user-je2ox6fw7z 6 лет назад +5

      Mario Lorenzo subarashi!

    • @orelazic6018
      @orelazic6018 6 лет назад +2

      SAAAN GOKUUUEEE AAHAHHHHHHH

    • @aeones3436
      @aeones3436 5 лет назад +1

      And then fail.

    • @flextape2067
      @flextape2067 4 года назад +1

      @@aeones3436 they actually succeed but ok

    • @shekeler
      @shekeler 4 года назад +1

      and then get chopped in half

  • @formeradmiralkuzan4518
    @formeradmiralkuzan4518 6 лет назад +61

    What if Zamasu was real?

  • @Anony.Mousse
    @Anony.Mousse 6 лет назад +176

    When 99 percent of the comment section has watched DBS

  • @JaceAce
    @JaceAce 6 лет назад +54

    You're depicting humans wayyy too nice.
    How could we get along with the Ningens if they were real, when we can't even get along as a species

    • @marcuswebb9350
      @marcuswebb9350 6 лет назад +1

      True. Also I remember ningen being aggressive more so than curious, that's one thing right there

  • @vahideozturk1589
    @vahideozturk1589 6 лет назад +96

    Nani?

  • @bandit3062
    @bandit3062 6 лет назад +29

    Wait...no...NO ZAMASU STOP
    *DAMN NINGEEEEEEEEEEEN*

  • @FillyLoyal
    @FillyLoyal 6 лет назад +166

    NINGEN!!!

  • @tgfs238
    @tgfs238 6 лет назад +80

    I'm so happy to see all these Dragon Ball jokes in the comments

  • @DoubleBoost23
    @DoubleBoost23 6 лет назад +19

    I thought this would detail some sorta monster so I could say "We wouldn't have a problem with Zamasu"
    But dang it they'd be nice so we'd have to build a Zeno Button

  • @godhandlaw7701
    @godhandlaw7701 6 лет назад +31

    NINGEN??? YO ZAMASU DESTROY IT

  • @r.dh___8654
    @r.dh___8654 6 лет назад +231

    Subarashii

  • @doyouseeme27
    @doyouseeme27 6 лет назад +65

    Answer: Goku Black would kill them all

  • @jakeschindler1762
    @jakeschindler1762 6 лет назад +8

    Ningen have a very high possibility of existing. Our oceans are mostly unexplored and the Antarctic is the perfect place for them to live. There was a diver who worked for the US navy. Him and 5 others saw one. The ningen didn’t attack it just slowing swam farther away until they couldn’t see it any more. Not to mention the reports all seem to be random encounters and be describing the same creature.

  • @talhazac
    @talhazac 6 лет назад +13

    Scrolling down to read the Zamasu comments

  • @husseinsobh274
    @husseinsobh274 6 лет назад +333

    What if there was no United states

    • @KiraTheChad
      @KiraTheChad 6 лет назад +20

      Help me Get 10,000 subs with no videos! Fat people wouldn't happen

    • @grayrinog25gbk44
      @grayrinog25gbk44 6 лет назад +2

      Good question.😊😊

    • @paperclips3866
      @paperclips3866 6 лет назад +5

      Help me Get 10,000 subs with no videos! I would be fine I'm in japan

    • @RK.apathetic
      @RK.apathetic 6 лет назад +14

      Would’ve most likely lost WW2

    • @yourgrandpa2233
      @yourgrandpa2233 6 лет назад +16

      Nazis everywhere

  • @kristopherawojobi7745
    @kristopherawojobi7745 6 лет назад +23

    Pleased with the ningen comments.

  • @nickVVV
    @nickVVV 6 лет назад +20

    Here we go with zamasu comments

  • @gld1013
    @gld1013 6 лет назад +8

    Ningen... Now that's a word I thought i'd never hear again

  • @artisan1800
    @artisan1800 6 лет назад +21

    "What if spongebob was real?"

    • @spideyboigamingyt6571
      @spideyboigamingyt6571 4 года назад +1

      Krabby Patties would exist!!!😁👍😎👌
      FREE FOOD!!!!!!🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

  • @GamingMasterAnthony
    @GamingMasterAnthony 6 лет назад +3

    Uhhh you mean mortals? Yeah we exist. YOU HEAR THAT ZAMASU! YOUR PLAN FAILED! AHAHAHAH! *proceeds to get completely wiped out by Zamasu*

    • @yaboicode8593
      @yaboicode8593 6 лет назад

      Gaming Master Anthony Karma am I right

  • @darienmurray5253
    @darienmurray5253 6 лет назад +10

    Where is Zamusu, oh wait...

  • @user-nj8tb3zu6s
    @user-nj8tb3zu6s 6 лет назад +1

    Zamasu: Then I will purify this worlds water, Ningen!!! BE PURRIFIED !

  • @bandit3062
    @bandit3062 6 лет назад +34

    We have trained for this day fellow weebs...he said ningen...ZERO NON-WEEB COMMENT PLAN GO!

  • @Chaos-Devil51
    @Chaos-Devil51 6 лет назад +1

    I would probably be overwhelmed with Fascination and curiosity.

  • @blankd5179
    @blankd5179 6 лет назад +10

    Zamasu:NINGEN!!!!!!

  • @badlandz6200
    @badlandz6200 6 лет назад +13

    ZERO NINGEN PLAN

  • @Theproducea
    @Theproducea 6 лет назад +42

    What if Baba Yaga was real? (Russian urban legend)

    • @animationtv426
      @animationtv426 6 лет назад +14

      Ekonomix then u better not kills his dog

    • @Theproducea
      @Theproducea 6 лет назад

      AnimationTV her* and I believe it’s a wolf.

    • @animationtv426
      @animationtv426 6 лет назад +8

      No its John Wick

    • @snake98eating
      @snake98eating 6 лет назад

      AnimationTV he didnt the reference, leave him to figure it out lol

    • @Red-yw3ic
      @Red-yw3ic 6 лет назад

      Tbh i thought he was talking about john wick

  • @hellrider22393
    @hellrider22393 6 лет назад +2

    I think this is the first cuteish monster ever asked about on this channel :)

  • @souljacrank8936
    @souljacrank8936 6 лет назад +11

    Damn it zamasu

  • @starface2178
    @starface2178 6 лет назад +1

    I got you a perfect idea for you!
    It's "What if Sushi striker: the way of sushido was real?" A game about the main character trying to bring sushi to the world (even if I don't know that much or like that game)
    Or even better!
    "What if Yo-kai watch was real?"
    or you could do
    the What if:
    Splatoon was real?
    Mario was real?
    Megaman was real?
    Legend of zelda was real?
    Or you could just do "What if Yugioh was real?"

  • @parasyteghoul_
    @parasyteghoul_ 6 лет назад +5

    I’m imagining it as a creature that evolved the same way humans did, only our ancestors never left the water and ended up evolving underwater.

  • @xanderhebert6257
    @xanderhebert6257 6 лет назад

    Cuthuluu surfaces, “don’t kill us, we have WiFi.” “Agreed”

  • @tonci2893
    @tonci2893 6 лет назад +11

    What if zamasu was real

  • @maliquedavis7719
    @maliquedavis7719 6 лет назад +1

    What if the ningen were real?
    *takes goku's body*
    Zamasu: Hold my beer

  • @Exceltiaawesome
    @Exceltiaawesome 5 лет назад +4

    Damn I wish this was real. I want a giant sentient humanoid sea-monster friend

  • @stupidhead8158
    @stupidhead8158 6 лет назад +1

    How do u guys make such high quality of videos in a day ?

  • @DarkOps4
    @DarkOps4 6 лет назад +7

    Nani? Ningen isn’t real?

  • @yancieb
    @yancieb 4 года назад +1

    I can just imagine a Ningen with some headphones on jamming out to some metal.

  • @Batman_2003
    @Batman_2003 6 лет назад +21

    What if my dad didnt leave

  • @theunsean8971
    @theunsean8971 6 лет назад +2

    *Zamasu INTENSIFIES*

  • @lieutenantnomad9198
    @lieutenantnomad9198 6 лет назад +8

    What if Canada was real?

  • @toastysama4406
    @toastysama4406 5 лет назад

    Me: Neat video
    Zamasu: *FILTHY NINGEN*

  • @delusionships
    @delusionships 6 лет назад +6

    ningen, SHINE NINGEN

  • @lukehead9784
    @lukehead9784 6 лет назад +2

    Zamasu would be proud of this video

  • @luke769animations
    @luke769animations 6 лет назад

    1:04 long legged Stewie just blew your mind

  • @enigmaticvaran6597
    @enigmaticvaran6597 5 лет назад +3

    What if the Ningen have more sophisticated technology than us and we become compelled to move underwater with them?

  • @clownthatisntscary1191
    @clownthatisntscary1191 6 лет назад

    Black Goku: Subarashii.
    Merged Zamasu: NINGEN!

  • @Tortaslayer07
    @Tortaslayer07 6 лет назад +10

    What if memes didn't exist

  • @jamesgallagher1072
    @jamesgallagher1072 6 лет назад +1

    OMG Ningens could make a real life atlantis resort underwater where humans could go

  • @stevengarcia8384
    @stevengarcia8384 6 лет назад +4

    NINGEN

  • @tyrannosaurusrex701
    @tyrannosaurusrex701 3 года назад +1

    Ningen: this is a parody

  • @ivanponce5694
    @ivanponce5694 6 лет назад +12

    Are we just gonna ignore how this translate to just “human”

  • @MHMecklin
    @MHMecklin 6 лет назад +1

    I enjoyed really this one. I’m very glad we could come to an understanding. (Assuming you’re referring to me). But you made sound a little like I’m a celebrity and I haven’t really thought of it that way. I say this because of the possible paparazzi thing. Either way it was pretty fair. 👍😄
    If you guys have an Instagram or something I might be able to help a little more. (Instagram is preferred though). And if you guys do have one, I would put the links in the description too.
    In terms of art, that kind of already happened. There is are sculpture garden of the coast of Europe, but I have also heard of sculptures being put in the ocean and pulled back up with the barnacles and stuff as part of the art. But I don’t know if they’re the same garden. There are also underwater cities in China (Lion City), and of the coast of India, Japan, and Egypt. Japan also has a WWII dumping ground where you can find old tanks and stuff but I would advice against diving there sense the bombs and stuff are still armed and, if nothing else, we don’t need any more radiation in our oceans, small amount as it may be. Or maybe it’s not so little. I don’t know enough about radiation in the ocean to speak thoroughly.

  • @lordsolaire6202
    @lordsolaire6202 6 лет назад +3

    To be honest, if the Ningen -DBZ- existed, they would just be immediately killed or transformed in what we see them most fit for our uses. And also because they're sentient : racism.
    Also what if filthy frank was a god. I know you're out there lifesbiggestquestions... this is not an option m8, or things could go really bad...

  • @thebigj7104
    @thebigj7104 6 лет назад +2

    Honestly i wouldnt doubt some of these underwater creatures are real cause most of the ocean is un-explored

  • @animemageqo6741
    @animemageqo6741 6 лет назад +5

    Hey so can you make a video on these subjects
    What if dragons were real
    What if aknologia was real
    What if magic was real
    What if the 100 was real
    What if the beast rebellion was real
    What if elves were real
    What if the human race disappeared
    What if mermaids were real
    What if MMO games were real
    What if the infinity stones were real
    What if electricity was never made
    What if the mosasaur never went extinct
    What if lions ruled the world
    What if guns were never maid
    What if Zillo beast was real
    What if all anime was real was real. Simple answer. Life would be much cooler.
    What if Star Wars was real
    What if Sacar was a real place

  • @Endeboi
    @Endeboi 6 лет назад +1

    So far this is the only one of these that I WANT to exist

  • @glegg54
    @glegg54 6 лет назад +7

    Filthy ningens are real... Ningen is a Japanese word for "a human"

    • @glegg54
      @glegg54 6 лет назад +1

      CDR it can be translated as either actually.. humans are mortals and that's the type of mortal the word ningen refers to.. class dismissed.

  • @JunaidWolf3
    @JunaidWolf3 3 года назад +1

    I can’t make fun of someone saying a word wrong as I have a speech impediment

  • @PsychoJogo
    @PsychoJogo 6 лет назад +4

    Zamasu Anyone😂 NINGEN

  • @rottingweenie203
    @rottingweenie203 6 лет назад

    1:03 THAT PICTURE I'M CRYING LMAO

  • @thepermanentshockedface9177
    @thepermanentshockedface9177 6 лет назад +4

    YOU NINGEN!!!!

  • @Daszombes
    @Daszombes 6 лет назад

    I was gonna make another zamasu joke but I looked into the comments and decided to bless you all with this comment instead

  • @rainierlozano3093
    @rainierlozano3093 5 лет назад

    Zamasu: what are you?
    Ningen: Ningen
    Zamasu: DIE

  • @namesdontmattergaming2756
    @namesdontmattergaming2756 6 лет назад +9

    What if the omnitrix was real?

    • @gokublack9379
      @gokublack9379 6 лет назад +4

      From Ben 10?? Pitiful Ningen, I will erase you from existence

    • @namesdontmattergaming2756
      @namesdontmattergaming2756 6 лет назад +2

      Goku Black Lol funny, but alien x though

    • @ArachnidoComics
      @ArachnidoComics 6 лет назад +1

      Goku Black Hold on just a second, the original Ben 10 was actually pretty good.

    • @namesdontmattergaming2756
      @namesdontmattergaming2756 6 лет назад +1

      ArachnidoComics All of them were good(except the reboot). Plus alien x would wipe goku black

    • @marcuswebb9350
      @marcuswebb9350 6 лет назад +1

      @@namesdontmattergaming2756 alien x stops at whis, proceeds to take L

  • @ajshim
    @ajshim 6 лет назад

    I like your accent. Very soothing.

  • @Tortaslayer07
    @Tortaslayer07 6 лет назад +5

    What if Mosasaurs didn't excited

  • @justt2066
    @justt2066 6 лет назад

    (Every scary encounter ever):Hey guys a unknown creature, quickly take out your worst quality cameras!

  • @ohyeahyeah4323
    @ohyeahyeah4323 6 лет назад +6

    What if djinns where real?

  • @casechow
    @casechow 2 года назад

    I like the direction you took this; co-mingling the species.

  • @hectornava3195
    @hectornava3195 6 лет назад +28

    What if no one was ever born gay?

    • @xx_squirtle8621
      @xx_squirtle8621 6 лет назад +8

      Hector Nava but no one was...

    • @randomuruk7230
      @randomuruk7230 6 лет назад

      I dont think baby's are sexually attracted to anything

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 6 лет назад

      Then Yaoi and Yuri wouldn't exist because the concept 2 creatures of the same sex mating with each other were never thought of.

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 6 лет назад

      That or, more Yaoi and Yuri would be made because people love fiction.

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 6 лет назад

      Denisse Gonzales
      I didn't ask, but thanks for telling, I guess?

  • @yaboicode8593
    @yaboicode8593 6 лет назад +1

    NINGEN - Zamasu

  • @zombielizard218
    @zombielizard218 6 лет назад +5

    What if Illithids were real?

    • @zombielizard218
      @zombielizard218 6 лет назад +1

      Good old underground living, brain eating, slave empire having Mindflayers.

  • @Apeironn87
    @Apeironn87 4 года назад

    You know why Ningens hate us?
    PLASTIC POLLUTION

  • @gagemister6191
    @gagemister6191 6 лет назад +4

    Its pronounced ningen, duh!

  • @chocolateex1907
    @chocolateex1907 6 лет назад +1

    Zamasu would be the hero we all need but don't deserve

  • @rafay72
    @rafay72 6 лет назад +6

    Zamaz!!!!

  • @marimo1309
    @marimo1309 6 лет назад

    1:07 lmao that looks like that one cat with only legs

  • @lrgoten244
    @lrgoten244 6 лет назад +4

    Zamasuuuu

  • @1of1june
    @1of1june 6 лет назад +1

    Zamasu would exact his ZERO MORTAL PLAN xd

  • @serendipitymusic2989
    @serendipitymusic2989 6 лет назад +3

    Wait humans are actually not real.....
    *h o e l y s h i t*

  • @pan_con_palta9872
    @pan_con_palta9872 5 лет назад +1

    What a fricking ningen- family friendly questions pewdiepie

  • @salehsiddiqi4363
    @salehsiddiqi4363 6 лет назад +3

    I feel like your just making up names.... Just saying.

  • @PlantagenetRose
    @PlantagenetRose 5 лет назад +1

    You make everything sound so cute and happy