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    Honest Trailers | Dark Phoenix
    Title Design by Robert Holtby
    Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
    Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen
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  • @hei2150
    @hei2150 4 года назад +2100

    Hugh Jackman: I retire for, what, like five minutes, and it all goes to shit.

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 3 года назад +18

      😬

    • @Elliott1314
      @Elliott1314 3 года назад +18

      Love that reference

    • @hayleyaglynis4055
      @hayleyaglynis4055 3 года назад +13

      My sister: I don´t understand...
      Me: I DO! I understood that reference.

    • @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939
      @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939 3 года назад +6

      What is funny is that the movie is based on the Hellfire Club arc and not the Shi'ar arc. But these chumps never realized this. 🤣

    • @wilbourke4188
      @wilbourke4188 3 года назад

      Deadpool 2: am i a joke to you?

  • @MoLetalis
    @MoLetalis 4 года назад +4045

    I always pretend this franchise ended with Days of Future Past and Logan.

    • @butterflymcdonald6224
      @butterflymcdonald6224 4 года назад +74

      Amen and preach on that

    • @SensiofRabbitude
      @SensiofRabbitude 4 года назад +175

      By itself, Logan is a fantastic movie. It's a kind of depressing franchise end for me though, after the end to Future Past undid all the dumb stuff like Cyclops dying offscreen.
      The original cast got a happy ending, only to have it taken away again after things got arguably worse for them, than it was before they got their happy ending.

    • @MoLetalis
      @MoLetalis 4 года назад +74

      @@SensiofRabbitude Wolverine's story is also a depressing one, and it fits perfectly into his arch. Apocalypse was shite and I don't even dare to watch Dark Phoenix.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 года назад +14

      @@SensiofRabbitude yeah multiple timelines and what not

    • @richardferrara3000
      @richardferrara3000 4 года назад +12

      i always pretend none of these FoX-Men movies exist since the first abomination! Goodbye Huge Jackoff and the FoX-Men!

  • @danielcooper3332
    @danielcooper3332 4 года назад +1726

    I like how Magento in this movie is motivated by his feelings for Mystique like he didn't try to kill her 2 movies back.

    • @Saurabhrkohardy
      @Saurabhrkohardy 4 года назад +75

      Yaa but the thing is dark phoenix takes place after 16 years of dofp which are more than enough to move on

    • @arnav8606
      @arnav8606 3 года назад +12

      Ikr!! It didn't make any sense 😣

    • @aish28493
      @aish28493 3 года назад +13

      IMO Magento is a much better name!

    • @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939
      @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939 3 года назад +11

      @@arnav8606 That is like saying Wolverine shouldn’t have killed Jean because he “loved” her.

    • @mystichdx
      @mystichdx 3 года назад +8

      Yea, silly Magneto for putting
      self-preservation + extinction of all mutants above something _really_ important like a little nookie.

  • @onnixcarmichele3911
    @onnixcarmichele3911 4 года назад +2144

    This movie’s saving graces:
    1. James McAvoy’s acting
    2. Michael Fassbender’s acting
    3. Quicksilver/Evan Peters
    4. See 1-3

    • @euu277
      @euu277 4 года назад +70

      Soundtrack?

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +126

      5. J-Law's Mystique died

    • @caffeinatednation8885
      @caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад +2

      Exactly!

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +11

      To bad Logan wasn’t in this movie

    • @jimthompson8947
      @jimthompson8947 4 года назад +39

      ...Quicksilver sidelined again before he makes everyone pointless... Yep.. How is he so clumsy ? Hasn't he been around his powers since like..puberty ? That's like Xavier forgetting how to shit..even though he mostly can't feel it... Ew gross sorry plegies 🙏

  • @aMilling
    @aMilling 4 года назад +2638

    Sad thing about this, is that i actually really liked michael fassbender and james mcavoy as Magneto and Xavier.

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 4 года назад +123

      The only thing worth watching are those 2. The rest.....well they casted Kristen Stewart 2.0 red edition in a leading role sooo ...... 💩💩💩💩💩

    • @nixeleth
      @nixeleth 4 года назад +167

      Well, of course: they were the best thing about the X-Men reboot. And then for some reason, the movies after First Class just kept focusing more and more on things other than the dynamic between Magneto and Xavier and what would eventually become their complicated friendship that basically drove the comic.
      For me, the most annoying part of this gradual trainwreck was Apocalypse, simply because they kept putting Magneto through the same exact storyline over and over again--he's atoning... and oh, he's not atoning again. If they hadn't screwed themselves by introducing Gambit in the joke that was Origin and putting Apocalypse in the pre-Wolverine/Rogue timeline, they could have made a story that made some kind of sense. They basically crammed Magneto into Gambit's storyline and were like, "SHUT UP IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE JUST WATCH IT!"

    • @7hew0lv3r1ne
      @7hew0lv3r1ne 4 года назад +61

      That's not sad. McAvoy and Fassbender were awesome.

    • @JoJ0estar
      @JoJ0estar 4 года назад +68

      @@7hew0lv3r1ne
      Which is why it's sad because the characters will probably get recast.

    • @7hew0lv3r1ne
      @7hew0lv3r1ne 4 года назад +19

      @@JoJ0estar All good things must come to an end. Whoever is cast to play those characters in the MCU will have big shoes to fill.

  • @akesiaxavier276
    @akesiaxavier276 4 года назад +5960

    This is the closest I'll ever get to watching the actual movie.

    • @ericross441
      @ericross441 4 года назад +48

      It's not as bad as everyone says....but, it's not great, either lol. It's not "Last Jedi" bad, anyway

    • @moatasimfarooque7952
      @moatasimfarooque7952 4 года назад +14

      @DevilMayhem666 booo

    • @pixxelwizzard
      @pixxelwizzard 4 года назад +74

      @DevilMayhem666 "Ok" movies are not ok. I don't want to waste my time on "ok" movies. I want to watch good movies!

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 года назад

      Same.

    • @Imbeachedwhale
      @Imbeachedwhale 4 года назад +11

      Pixxel Wizzard Ok movies are best for when you need something in the background while you’re working on something else. Not so good or so bad that you must watch every minute because it is awesome/hilarious.

  • @supercutify.8898
    @supercutify.8898 3 года назад +102

    "Jean, did u kill Cyclops off screen again?" always get me XDDD

  • @YodaMan.
    @YodaMan. 4 года назад +856

    funny how "the highest high" and "the lowest low" are both ryan reynolds as deadpool.
    we love you ryan!!! it wasnt your fault!!! neither was green lantern.

    • @djones7571
      @djones7571 4 года назад +14

      Ryan Reynolds will ALWAYS be Van Wilder to me. Just like Mark Paul Gosselar will always be Zack Morris and Kit Harrington will always be Jon Snow

    • @WorldWidePatriots
      @WorldWidePatriots 4 года назад +5

      Deadpool was ace though ay

    • @nelsonta00
      @nelsonta00 4 года назад +10

      Lets not forget Ryan Reynolds was pretty bad in Blade 3 too.

    • @asaashara2592
      @asaashara2592 4 года назад +15

      @@nelsonta00 that whole movie was bad no one could have saved it

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 года назад +1

      @@djones7571 And Will Arnett will always be G.O.B.

  • @Rosula_D
    @Rosula_D 4 года назад +1184

    You can say a lot about Fox, but they found the perfect Magneto & Xavier, not once, but twice! Will we be so lucky the third time?

    • @jmac9327
      @jmac9327 4 года назад +64

      Rose Diamonds considering they’ll be black in the MCU, no.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 года назад +36

      I mean they technically already changed Magneto’s race with this franchise. He was never Jewish in the comics prior to this but they made him one in this film series.

    • @optimusprime4090
      @optimusprime4090 4 года назад +8

      Wow you are so right. I'm sure the mcu will manage some fresh actors. I just dunno how they are going to inject the xmen into it...

    • @meganesenpai
      @meganesenpai 4 года назад +22

      Third times a charm, dude.
      In Feige we trust!

    • @BloodOfMadara
      @BloodOfMadara 4 года назад +11

      Rose Diamonds Agreed! 😩😖I’m gonna miss James and Michael! Everyone else will play 2nd fiddle!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 4 года назад +2148

    Who the HELL thought the same guy who wrote the Last Stand should write what's essentially the remake?

    • @Hossak
      @Hossak 4 года назад +118

      Fox?

    • @sban2009
      @sban2009 4 года назад +97

      AND* direct

    • @jgatzby4263
      @jgatzby4263 4 года назад +92

      Some troll at Fox at the time who figured “If Disney is buying us anyway and 1/2 of the fans don’t like our non-DeadPool x-movies, then hell, let’s PO the other half of fans who barely hung in there with us and call it a day.@

    • @seditiouswalrus
      @seditiouswalrus 4 года назад +57

      Some fucking stupid moronic yet highly paid executive.

    • @93soby
      @93soby 4 года назад +7

      Write and direct sadly lol epic fail

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 3 года назад +89

    "X-Men 4: X3: Take 2: The Last One" is still less convoluted than the series' timeline at this point.

  • @heatraizer666
    @heatraizer666 4 года назад +223

    "So what are Magneto's and Jean's powers?"
    3:20 Jazz hands!

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 4 года назад +16

      Constipated jazz hands

  • @jaredbeilstein209
    @jaredbeilstein209 4 года назад +2704

    I'm surprised you didnt talk about how Mystiques' makeup progressively got worse with each new movie

    • @sanchithrao1603
      @sanchithrao1603 4 года назад +61

      I was the sixty-ninth like. I'm proud of myself.

    • @joey1723
      @joey1723 4 года назад +83

      He sort of did at 02:19

    • @sbird8675
      @sbird8675 4 года назад +159

      It fit since her performance also got worse with each new movie.

    • @ronjon1651
      @ronjon1651 4 года назад +59

      It was so bad, the Phoenix killed her.

    • @alienraven
      @alienraven 4 года назад +101

      it kinda fits with how performance wise Jennifer Lawrence clearly cared less and less about each movie.

  • @dreday1062000
    @dreday1062000 4 года назад +910

    Quick silver could literally handle 90% of all the X-Men's problems.

    • @lurker6918
      @lurker6918 4 года назад +38

      But noooo, plot convenience is just too important

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 4 года назад +3

      Word

    • @justinr291
      @justinr291 4 года назад +33

      Now c'mon. You know Quicksilver hasn't saved everyone, including the innocent students in the school, multiple times it's always the women saving the day!

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 4 года назад +6

      @@justinr291 that's just dumb. storm is the only woman who does anything helpful at any point

    • @Willcaballero
      @Willcaballero 4 года назад +4

      Lerai Palmer especially if he had a knife and could stab anyone who got in his way.

  • @TylerCWilliams
    @TylerCWilliams 4 года назад +431

    Fox brings back the same writer who botched the Dark Phoenix saga in Last Stand back to direct as well as write Dark Phoenix.
    Completely setting yourself up for repeat failure when you could have redeemed yourself.

    • @Nikenik2001
      @Nikenik2001 4 года назад +4

      They must be really nice easy going guys to work with to keep getting hired. Shame they're not insufferable jerks who knows how to make great movies... von Trier, Bergman, Kubrick, Oliver Stone, Herzog, Lynch...

    • @sanwayzar
      @sanwayzar 4 года назад +15

      Exactly. I can't believe they made the same mistake twice. Squandered so much potential with this story... TWICE!

    • @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939
      @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939 3 года назад +2

      @@sanwayzar Dude, did you even read the Dark Phoenix Saga? This was meant to be an origin story about how Jean becomes Phoenix, not an adaptation of the entire saga.

    • @2000sanjit
      @2000sanjit 3 года назад

      Just check who wrote Days of Future Past :)

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 года назад

      Yeah, that's like hiring the same director who by his own admission is terrible at endings to end a 40 plus year old franchise and expect everyone to love it- oh, wait.

  • @alexcallahan6747
    @alexcallahan6747 4 года назад +272

    “Audience...and over it.”
    You just BBQ’d the blue off of her 😂

    • @joshuaobat
      @joshuaobat 4 года назад +2

      Alex Callahan BAHAHAH I ALMOST PASSED OUT 😂😂😂

  • @Gretchaninov
    @Gretchaninov 4 года назад +1012

    "Jake Gyllenhaal"
    Lol, I was so confused until I remembered the Nightcrawler movie.

    • @pablochacon666
      @pablochacon666 4 года назад +59

      Lol, thank you for that comment, I would never make that connection myself (I mean it)

    • @abhishekparmar6702
      @abhishekparmar6702 4 года назад +8

      @@pablochacon666 it's a good movie. Not as kick-ass as Donnie D. But still a good one from Jake G.

    • @muhamadiqbalbassar5798
      @muhamadiqbalbassar5798 4 года назад +10

      Now I know why. I was truly confused about that.

    • @blazefreezer8788
      @blazefreezer8788 4 года назад +5

      Thanks you...!

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад +1

      Yes, this was super smart!

  • @TheWWEfan768
    @TheWWEfan768 4 года назад +394

    Sophie doing her very best to do an american accent: "I DON'T HAVE A HÄME"

    • @kimberleymorris8052
      @kimberleymorris8052 4 года назад +7

      She can’t fucking act to save her life

    • @MYTUBE427
      @MYTUBE427 4 года назад +14

      Yew mæde shewre of thaught.

    • @MYTUBE427
      @MYTUBE427 4 года назад +17

      and we’re like “oooooooookay Sansa, good jerb, gooooood jerb.”
      Now take this little keychain and go home lol

  • @squarebiz90
    @squarebiz90 4 года назад +397

    Can we talk about how the X-men had time to bury Mystique, change clothes & have an entire funeral for her while the police were still at the crime scene?

    • @justmika6964
      @justmika6964 3 года назад +12

      Did they somehow borrow quicksilvers powers? Is there a xmen that can mass borrow and give like that?

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 года назад

      LMAO

    • @alpharaharold5378
      @alpharaharold5378 2 года назад

      I don't know if this is a joke, but how are you suppose to show two different scenes happening in the same time in one screen? It's just what movies do. You gotta know by yourself that those are happening in the same time. Plus, adding the crime scene after Mystique's death will ruin the dramatic thing yk-

    • @squarebiz90
      @squarebiz90 2 года назад +1

      @@alpharaharold5378 that makes no sense. My point is that it was incredibly fast for them to have a whole burial & funeral before the police could even leave the scene of the crime. They literally flew from jeans house & just threw her in the ground in a matter of minutes. Not to mention Magneto saw mystiques blood on Jeans shirt when Jean was nowhere near mystique when she died! This movie was a mess.

  • @joesubel
    @joesubel 4 года назад +292

    The X Men cinematic universe? Oh you mean the Wolverine and Mystique cinematic universe.

    • @ryanchase9332
      @ryanchase9332 3 года назад +26

      No, that was just the first four ones. The rest are James and Michael's Excellent Adventure Occasionally Featuring Mutants.

    • @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939
      @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939 3 года назад +2

      @@ryanchase9332 Jean is the protagonist of this movie since her journey defined the narrative structure.

  • @docsays
    @docsays 4 года назад +1463

    “Storm let it rain at the funeral” - 🤣 I didn’t even notice that when I watched the movie!!!
    Edit: whoa thanks for all the likes everybody ! 👍🏼

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 года назад +8

      muh symbolism

    • @WHO_is_on_first
      @WHO_is_on_first 4 года назад +46

      Maybe she was so into the sad aesthetic she made it rain

    • @XMachete
      @XMachete 4 года назад +32

      @@WHO_is_on_first see, that could've been the obvious solution and established with maybe two lines of dialog or even a glance scene. And they couldn't even hit that softball. I bet they didn't even remember her powers until they wanted her to do lightning. I'm guessing because of course I haven't seen this movie.

    • @lightclaw1772
      @lightclaw1772 4 года назад +9

      She was the REASON it was raining plebtards!!!

    • @jediknight73
      @jediknight73 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @Sag3brush
    @Sag3brush 4 года назад +411

    It looks like Mystique died the same way Logan did. Sitting down, leaned back with a sharp piece of wood going through her stomach. Very original.

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock 4 года назад +16

      she died as she acted. woodenly.

    • @autumbreeze1129
      @autumbreeze1129 4 года назад +23

      Wow. I didn't even think of that. Just shows how lazy they were.
      Couldn't even bother to try thinking of anything original

    • @edwardjones282
      @edwardjones282 4 года назад +1

      The only problem is that wood can't penetrate adamantium so that scene didn't make sense. Wolvie has ribs like the rest of us.

    • @thefrog9119
      @thefrog9119 4 года назад +5

      And how could she even die as basically her powers allow her to change her metabolism to survive. I mean her DNA was used to create the Sentinels because of that power.
      Remember that she survived after been impaled on Wolfie's claws !
      And sorry Sophie Turner as I did not see you in GOT but can you act for real ?

    • @richardferrara3000
      @richardferrara3000 4 года назад +2

      @@edwardjones282 Because...MOVIE! Just another hole in the over-rated farce that was Logan! Bye-bye Huge Jackoff and the FOX-Men!

  • @marcusmg4904
    @marcusmg4904 4 года назад +86

    "Old Magneto had a farm" had me dying XD

  • @caffeinatednation8885
    @caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад +100

    "X-Men 4 X3, Take 2: The Last One" 😂😂😂

  • @nathanielvaughn6728
    @nathanielvaughn6728 4 года назад +533

    "Jean, did you kill Cyclops off screen again?"

    • @bazzakrak
      @bazzakrak 4 года назад +4

      One thing you learn when watching these, dont drink while watching or you will squirt whatever liquid you are drinking out of your nose. That one really made me laugh.

  • @bobbycutts2111
    @bobbycutts2111 4 года назад +1545

    Goodbye Xmen franchise, you can't hurt us any more

    • @ryouma1717
      @ryouma1717 4 года назад +41

      untill the next spin off

    • @thewitcherking937
      @thewitcherking937 4 года назад +22

      It never did.

    • @parikshitrao4208
      @parikshitrao4208 4 года назад

      @@xgray2012 lol no

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 4 года назад +7

      Until MCU X-Men starts

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 4 года назад +4

      1978 Superman did, but then Batman and Robin killed it for quite a while.

  • @theghost4729
    @theghost4729 4 года назад +125

    Mystique was such a waste
    The original mystique said less and was awesome

    • @dianabandicoot
      @dianabandicoot 3 года назад +9

      But she wasn’t overrated Jennifer Lawrence who actually somehow had to be the main character

  • @ank1060
    @ank1060 4 года назад +73

    "You know what would be a real kickass name: Taserface!" Hahahaha I just keep thinking of Rocket

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 4 года назад +309

    “It’s like focusing on mystique for the last 3 movies was a bad choice”
    That right there is the entirety of the three movies

    • @nixeleth
      @nixeleth 4 года назад +43

      Now, if it had been Rebecca's Mystique, then yeah, I would've concurred. But Jennifer's Mystique... no.

    • @quietcontender6969
      @quietcontender6969 4 года назад +2

      Jennifer Lawrence was super big around the time because of hunger games so they want to use her as much as possible. Smart idea but has bad consequences in the long run

    • @ghostuscoyote
      @ghostuscoyote 4 года назад +5

      Hold up, if you are suggesting focus on someone who wears more clothes than I will have to strongly disagree with you.
      Blue paint no clothes lady make me happy.

    • @EdCarefree
      @EdCarefree 4 года назад +11

      @@englishatheart I agree it was a bad movie but saying Jennifer Lawrence is mediocre because she half-assed a comic book movie in a dying franchise? Bro

  • @09dindaayularasati65
    @09dindaayularasati65 4 года назад +340

    "Charlie and the Child Soldier Factory" might be the best one yet.

  • @Ceares
    @Ceares 4 года назад +359

    wow, I did not know they put the guy responsible for the worst X-men movie in charge of this one. No wonder even the trailer made me cringe.

    • @taitjones6310
      @taitjones6310 4 года назад +21

      i thought the Wolverine origins story was the worst one. Which is really pathetic considering his comic origin story is arguably the most interesting.

    • @dannyapeshit
      @dannyapeshit 3 года назад +1

      I actually liked X-Men The Last Stand and Dark Phoenix. The action was actually good in those movies. Brian Singer was a terrible action director I felt. Only Days of Future Past was had descent action imo. I would say X-Men Apocalypse was the worst, not counting the first two wolverine movies.

    • @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939
      @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939 3 года назад

      Uh, no. Brett Ratner was director of The Last Stand.

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 3 года назад

      and he managed to top himself with this.
      um...
      can we call Simon Kinberg the Seltzer and Friedberg of superheroes?

  • @LUX711
    @LUX711 4 года назад +99

    Lol Magneto *physically* shakes when trying to _control metal harder_
    *Seems legit*

    • @joesubel
      @joesubel 4 года назад +35

      That was some BS, the movie acts like we didn't see him rip all of the metal from the Earth's surface with relative ease lmao

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 4 года назад +15

      Yeah, let's ignore the fact he was fighting against Jean Gray's power vs just moving the helicopter unopposed.

  • @YPAReviews
    @YPAReviews 4 года назад +1281

    Sophie Turner is going for the Guinness Book of World Records for starring in terrible endings to once promising franchises.

    • @newmod1974
      @newmod1974 4 года назад +213

      Yeah, she should be in Star Wars next.

    • @WangWang-kd8cb
      @WangWang-kd8cb 4 года назад +23

      YPA Reviews Its really a shame because she gives a good performance in all of them.

    • @Lollaksyotuube
      @Lollaksyotuube 4 года назад +15

      Guinness*

    • @Wallychans
      @Wallychans 4 года назад +35

      Both franchises seemed to kiss her ass too. Tried to highlight her with such undeserved praise.
      Wonder what goes on behind scenes, Cuz her acting itself is far from worthy of such praise.

    • @Skidz1818
      @Skidz1818 4 года назад +47

      maybe she should try pornhub, at least it would have a happy ending

  • @surlyedi
    @surlyedi 4 года назад +430

    "X-Men 4: X3, Take 2, The Last One" made me laugh out loud really hard

    • @nixeleth
      @nixeleth 4 года назад +10

      Me, too. This whole trailer had a lot of lines I had to hit pause for so I'd stop laughing over what they were saying next (namely: "It craps itself," "like you're trying to open a jar with your mind," and "X-Men Origins: Frasier").

    • @emancoy
      @emancoy 4 года назад +3

      😂

    • @moscreefus
      @moscreefus 4 года назад +3

      Really, really impressive that was

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 года назад +917

    Ah, X-Men: Dark Phoenix. The second most disappointing thing Sophie Turner has been in this year.

    • @oldmanrick68
      @oldmanrick68 4 года назад +21

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @emreevo8
      @emreevo8 4 года назад +5

      What's the first?

    • @kaiserzer0468
      @kaiserzer0468 4 года назад +82

      Emre Season 8 of Game Of Thrones

    • @mygoldenwitch
      @mygoldenwitch 4 года назад +68

      Ever heard about this thing involving people playing elaborate games to get to sit on a large chair? (though Sophie's hardly to blame for that--nor are any of the actors, for that matter, the acting was top-notch despite the horrific scripts they were given to work with)

    • @IRHasDiabetes911
      @IRHasDiabetes911 4 года назад +47

      @@mygoldenwitch To be fair, her character was probably the most likable part of the entire season. She was calling everyone else out on their stupid two-dimensional decisions.

  • @Ethanyount
    @Ethanyount 4 года назад +91

    “Charlie: in a child soldier factory” might be the best joke you’ve ever made on this show.

  • @harrisonlogan8306
    @harrisonlogan8306 4 года назад +1615

    The blood on Jean's shirt was the blood of the director, because he did a freaking horrible job

    • @donlapham1265
      @donlapham1265 4 года назад +37

      The blood of everyone who made good X-Men movies before this steaming dump.

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +4

      Logan: I am dead for 10 seconds,and it all goes to hell

    • @rajatbasak9703
      @rajatbasak9703 4 года назад +5

      It's her period blood. 😆

    • @sc850408
      @sc850408 4 года назад +18

      That's my blood. This movie's so bad my eye bleeds

    • @dannymorgan8027
      @dannymorgan8027 4 года назад +1

      A terrible one

  • @JacobSmithEngineer
    @JacobSmithEngineer 4 года назад +232

    "Michael, pretend you are trying to open a jar with your mind."
    "Harder! Harder! Push your hands out more!"
    "Don't worry, it will look cool later."
    LOL

    • @nixeleth
      @nixeleth 4 года назад +12

      I laughed. so. hard. Especially the rushed "I'm in over my head" at the end.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 4 года назад

      Lol, it’s extra hilarious cuz actors often look super retarded in studio, and are always told “don’t worry it’ll look cool later” lmao.
      Watch some behind the scenes studio footage of superhero shows for a good laugh. There’s a compilation vid of the dc Netflix actors without the graphic effects edited in yet is super funny (flash waving his hands in circles to make the wind funnel thing for example)

  • @deybimejia11
    @deybimejia11 4 года назад +82

    ""The MCU stealing the X-Men. Oh, I get" :P HAHAHAHAAHAH too much!!

  • @artorias6502
    @artorias6502 2 года назад +9

    Charles limping up the stairs in silence.
    That killed me. 😂

  • @kamau4462
    @kamau4462 4 года назад +125

    "Storm....that she lets it pour rain at a funeral." LMFAO 😂😂😂!!!

    • @TheFlock83
      @TheFlock83 4 года назад +7

      Ka Mau they needed a raining at a funeral cliche (ding)

    • @Hossak
      @Hossak 4 года назад +3

      That wet dog smell though :(

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 4 года назад +1

      She probably made it rain, because a Hollywood funeral must have rain.

  • @omariwalker1006
    @omariwalker1006 4 года назад +250

    "From Disney"😂 best opening ever!!

    • @hetdholakia6447
      @hetdholakia6447 4 года назад

      I didnt understand that

    • @nickkhil
      @nickkhil 4 года назад +21

      @@hetdholakia6447 Disney has bought 20th century fox

    • @hetdholakia6447
      @hetdholakia6447 4 года назад

      @@nickkhil didnt they just buy the rights?

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 4 года назад +1

      They didn't make the film just inherited it

    • @video409
      @video409 4 года назад +1

      @@zygas25 woosh

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 4 года назад +13

    I wish there was a nightcrawler and mystique focused movie. Their stories have so much potential and they're both such intresting characters.

  • @chesh1re_cat
    @chesh1re_cat 4 года назад +20

    "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and... you could probably fool me again. Because nerds are easy marks and I like the cartoons!"
    TOO HONEST, SCALE IT BACK, SCALE IT BACK!

  • @deb1847
    @deb1847 4 года назад +344

    Dark phoneix and green lantern had one thing in common:
    *Evil space clouds* 😂

    • @codyrowland1826
      @codyrowland1826 4 года назад +36

      And Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 4 года назад

      I noticed that as well.

    • @InfectionFever
      @InfectionFever 4 года назад

      also fantastic four, the second one

    • @somakuruso
      @somakuruso 4 года назад

      Two things, evil space clouds and both suck

    • @somakuruso
      @somakuruso 4 года назад +2

      @Jack Bat also Thor: Dark world

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 4 года назад +111

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: We're X-Men.
    Deadpool: No, you're X-People.
    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: You're X-hausting.
    Deadpool: I see what you did there. Puns.

  • @sablewings2693
    @sablewings2693 4 года назад +29

    “From Disney,” at the beginning 🤣

  • @spongeman1512
    @spongeman1512 4 года назад +384

    When quicksilver doesn't have awesome music with him. Everything turn to shit.

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 4 года назад +17

      I was waiting for his mojo, but even that joy Kinberg robbed us of 😤😒

    • @richardnelson1013
      @richardnelson1013 4 года назад +2

      It was already shit.

    • @Alpha-Trion7
      @Alpha-Trion7 4 года назад +23

      They should just have an entire movie of quicksilver doing his thing. Doing his laundry, then petting his dog, mundane but also earthshatteringly cool!. He runs so fast, it vaporizes his entire city accidentally. All while listening to um, idk, 'mickey' in the background?! And then in the outtakes, have cyclops putting on his glasses. The end! My movie, I wanna make it!

    • @98953812
      @98953812 4 года назад +10

      Spoiler (but do you really care?)
      There is NO RESOLUTION to his and Magento's relationship as father and son.

    • @jaclynddd
      @jaclynddd 4 года назад

      🙌

  • @LogicalMan6
    @LogicalMan6 4 года назад +777

    Please say: "Gotta get back. Back to the past. Samurai Jack."

    • @SourRobo8364
      @SourRobo8364 4 года назад +28

      Watch out

    • @Oceanlinx
      @Oceanlinx 4 года назад +6

      Yas

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +4

      Or say: Experience outranks everything in my book

    • @bassgx1459
      @bassgx1459 4 года назад

      @@SourRobo8364 I always hear that as Wachauuu.

  • @KoueN90s
    @KoueN90s 4 года назад +110

    "Jeeeean, did u kill Cyclops off screen again?" Hahahahahaha saw what u did there.

  • @timothyjohnson5711
    @timothyjohnson5711 4 года назад +25

    X-men 4, X3, Take 2, The Last One....I am dead.

  • @samkulkarni5208
    @samkulkarni5208 4 года назад +13

    Did u know they made books out of these movies 😂
    They even have pictures in them 🤣🤣🤣🤣died laughing

  • @2btqj
    @2btqj 4 года назад +41

    I feel like the only reason this movie was made was so screen junkies can make a honest trailer of it

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 4 года назад +319

    It's okay FoX-men, you can rest now.

    • @Kris_AB
      @Kris_AB 4 года назад +10

      Aww 🙂😥

    • @johnskylark1527
      @johnskylark1527 4 года назад +11

      After 22 movies over 11 years it's still too soon man...

    • @KANDEN3000
      @KANDEN3000 4 года назад +16

      "So, this is what it feels like"

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 4 года назад +6

      RIP X-Men Cinematic Universe.

    • @mranderson4469
      @mranderson4469 4 года назад +4

      Nope Disney will revive its rotten corpse and murder it again.

  • @fiftycentbrandkillmonger7060
    @fiftycentbrandkillmonger7060 4 года назад +11

    “Quote the raven: Please No More” this isn’t getting the credit it deserves!😂

  • @Elvisbackpack
    @Elvisbackpack 4 года назад +41

    Best joke:
    "From Disney..." *20th Century Fox logo appears*

  • @JaydenBandy
    @JaydenBandy 4 года назад +168

    The director is spending $200 million on his first student film 😂

  • @joshuapainter9597
    @joshuapainter9597 4 года назад +641

    How could they get the same writer from the worst x-men movie, then to do the same plot??
    HOW!!!!!????? WTF

    • @paulovinasrocha6166
      @paulovinasrocha6166 4 года назад +31

      X men origins wolverine is the worst x men movie

    • @SyriusJupiter
      @SyriusJupiter 4 года назад +37

      Nepotism, he must be related to somebody important in hollywood

    • @jiminycracken
      @jiminycracken 4 года назад +13

      He's worked on most of them. And the cast wanted him for Dark Phoenix because Bryan Singer was AWOL for most of Apocalypse and he stepped in to help get it finished.

    • @nokturn882
      @nokturn882 4 года назад +4

      I ponder this too when this movie was under production. But now this is behind us, we can look forward to the MCU steering this franchise to the correct course.

    • @drewsaluk6860
      @drewsaluk6860 4 года назад +1

      paulo vinas rocha
      Even so, second worst

  • @anndreiloriginal1224
    @anndreiloriginal1224 4 года назад +19

    "Quicksilver getting sidelined before he makes everyone else pointless" Of course they did, because they can't have him stealing the show. But honestly, I don't think anybody even cares for anyone else anymore.

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 4 года назад +1

      Magneto and xavier were cool characters but they kinda lost their appeal now. And mystique lost it way too long ago.

    • @anndreiloriginal1224
      @anndreiloriginal1224 4 года назад

      @@johnwinchesterp2963 So true. So true.

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 4 года назад +4

      @@anndreiloriginal1224 the epic voice said it best. Focusing on mystique for three movies was a bad idea. They should have put more focus on the young x men instead.

    • @anndreiloriginal1224
      @anndreiloriginal1224 4 года назад

      @@johnwinchesterp2963 Yes they should have. And then they might have had a future with the franchise.

  • @kostasfoto
    @kostasfoto 4 года назад +10

    Old Magneto had a farm?
    I'm dying!

  • @MrWhite066
    @MrWhite066 4 года назад +186

    Apparently Fassbender is being Eyed to be the New Dr.Doom for MCU. And tbh.. i am all for it. Through ashes of the fox X-men a new MCU will be Born with a Kickass Doom!

    • @Ambaryerno
      @Ambaryerno 4 года назад +9

      Doom is Romani. He should be played by someone who can pass for it.

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 4 года назад +15

      @@Ambaryerno You really think they care what race they are at this point?Magneto and Professor X are both gonna be African American

    • @Gisechan
      @Gisechan 4 года назад +2

      Is Dr Doom a good villain in the comics? Because he was so meh to me in all the fantastic 4 movies I don't get why they keep trying to make him appear again...

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 4 года назад +4

      @@Gisechan he's fine in the comics nothing big though

    • @paulovinasrocha6166
      @paulovinasrocha6166 4 года назад +7

      @@Gisechan he is even considered to be Marvel's second best villain, after magneto

  • @Gojiragon
    @Gojiragon 4 года назад +154

    Monotone alien and a space cloud? OH NO, it’s Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer ALL OVER AGAIN!

    • @ChimeraMK
      @ChimeraMK 4 года назад +1

      Complete with a military force that gets wiped out because they didn't listen to the good guys. No Jessica Alboobs though.

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 4 года назад +4

      At least I enjoyed that movie. Dark Phoenix is just a bad version of The Last Stand. And I liked The Last Stand and Apocalypse. So it must be something when I find Dark Phoenix to be terrible when I liked the unpopular X-Men and Fantastic Four movies.

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад

      And Green lantern

    • @jairusstrunk94
      @jairusstrunk94 4 года назад

      @@bemotivated8443 Would make a joke.......... but deadpool beat me to it

    • @Gojiragon
      @Gojiragon 4 года назад

      Sean Wheeler While you and I have different varying opinions on the movies, I think we can agree on this: Apocalypse, Fantastic Four, and Rise of the Silver Surfer? At least they had colour, humour, actual superhero antics and some charismatic acting from their leads. This and Fant4stic? Either Bored when not paying attention or angry when I am, because EVERYTHING IS JUST WROOOOOOOONG.

  • @nicsnort
    @nicsnort 4 года назад +7

    Can I just say? Nightcrawler was the best part of this whole fiasco. His final fight scene showed all his potential and brought him back to the level of badassery that he had in X2 with his opening scene.

  • @The_Chef2511
    @The_Chef2511 4 года назад +9

    The blood belonged to D&D. To try and make a heel/face turn she avenged season eight.

  • @doxazo5512
    @doxazo5512 4 года назад +289

    “Let’s see them aliens”
    Good one, culturally relevant 😂

  • @whereforeartthoume6459
    @whereforeartthoume6459 4 года назад +25

    I wanted one thing from this movie: for "Peter" to confront Erik about being his dad. And you know what they did, they wrote "Peter" out.

  • @stevenvenables7817
    @stevenvenables7817 4 года назад +13

    This was so funny and I agree but I still love every xmen film

  • @anthonypedroza4935
    @anthonypedroza4935 4 года назад +3

    4:04 “Charlie & The Child-Solider Factory” 🤣
    Frickin Genius.

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy 4 года назад +134

    "when a franchise dies , it craps itself! ”
    *lots of Farting noises *
    _I am a filmmaker and i can legitimately say that this is very accurate_ .

    • @sjvmaster
      @sjvmaster 4 года назад

      "You owe me ten bucks Kyle!"

  • @saujatyamandal6846
    @saujatyamandal6846 4 года назад +276

    Nightcrawler.... Jake Gyllenhaal 🤣🤣🤣did anyone notice that???
    That was awesome 😁

  • @chedro
    @chedro 4 года назад +7

    for me this one was a long episode of GoT where Sansa was being Sansa xD

  • @tonyk4447
    @tonyk4447 2 года назад +2

    "taserface" I'm dead XDDD

  • @SilverAlaunt
    @SilverAlaunt 4 года назад +25

    “Old Magneto Had a Farm” is by far the best character name.

  • @camtp2000
    @camtp2000 4 года назад +45

    “And a consistent American accent”
    Wow he really went there 😂😂

  • @TheCumberCoIlective
    @TheCumberCoIlective 4 года назад +9

    "Nerds are easy marks" way too true

  • @nikolakarenwibisono1760
    @nikolakarenwibisono1760 4 года назад +3

    Old Magneto had a farm. I started wheezing. And that part where charles has to choose which erik closes for chess is too damn wholesome i fell of my chair.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +222

    Dark Phoenix: Cause when you want right the wrongs of the past you get the same guy who did that wrong .

  • @jonathonpolk3592
    @jonathonpolk3592 4 года назад +163

    When you screw up, just double down! - Fox

  • @ssssSTopmotion
    @ssssSTopmotion 2 года назад +2

    That awkward moment when you've got around 10 years till you look like Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen

  • @rexv707
    @rexv707 3 года назад +26

    Regardless of how you feel about the X-Men movies themselves, you have to admit - the strength has always been the actors. They may have been given bad writing or little to do, but they still gave it their all.

  • @viji6094
    @viji6094 4 года назад +90

    “Taserface”
    Nothing can capture Cyclops and his presence in the X-Men (at least in the movies) better than this.
    😂😂

  • @rouelandrewpulma9799
    @rouelandrewpulma9799 4 года назад +16

    “Pretend you’re trying to open a jar using your mind” lol that was perfect

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 года назад +14

    Haven’t seen it. Honestly the quicksilver scenes were the only reason i saw these films.

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 Год назад +5

    The only upside of this movie is that it didn't end with a mentally ill woman being killed by a man that held one-sided feelings for her. Instead, it ends with said woman overcoming and owning her trauma, becoming stronger for it
    Now, if only it was done in a better X-Men movie

  • @JacobSmithEngineer
    @JacobSmithEngineer 4 года назад +365

    "The MCU stealing the X-men?"
    "Ohhh, I get it!"

    • @victor4782
      @victor4782 4 года назад +1

      Sadly, it needs to get stolen by the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It took 11 years but they made the Avengers the biggest movie in the world. Makes one wonder what they can do for the X-Men.

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 4 года назад +14

      That was such a pathetic and immature snipe from the filmmakers.

    • @webdude15
      @webdude15 4 года назад +17

      @@jiado6893 but, the Mutant Containment Unit was kinda a thing? no?

    • @WavyGamer18
      @WavyGamer18 4 года назад +4

      @@jiado6893 what does this mean again? Is it like them being mad that the X-Men belong to Disney now?

    • @yaynative
      @yaynative 4 года назад +1

      @@webdude15 From what I remember of the cartoon, they used sales people to lure mutants to Genosha instead of having militants kidnap them. But I don't claim to remember everything.

  • @mariasilver8579
    @mariasilver8579 4 года назад +50

    "Audience and over it!" LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @DieVorleserin-ok8zr
    @DieVorleserin-ok8zr 3 года назад +1

    I gotta admit though, loved the end with Charles and Erik in Paris. But that’s probably the only thing that’s not messed up in this film.

  • @davidshillaker7578
    @davidshillaker7578 Год назад +3

    Charles and Erik are supposed to be in their 60's in this movie

  • @thegreatimman
    @thegreatimman 4 года назад +68

    Taserface...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Old Magneto had a farm..!🤣🤣🤣
    You guys are killing me!

  • @JBrotsis1
    @JBrotsis1 4 года назад +195

    This franchise timeline ended after DOFP for me.

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 4 года назад +30

      For me it was Logan.

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 года назад +27

      @@mrnukes797 Logan only really works as a non-canon elseworlds movie (cue angry replies for using a DC term). Otherwise it pretty much undoes all of DOFP immediately after, and is a pretty shitty ending for all the other characters, all dying off screen after just getting brought back through time travel.

    • @JBrotsis1
      @JBrotsis1 4 года назад +3

      Matt Gales Logan wasn’t part of this franchise timeline. This franchise timeline includes First Class, DOFP, Apocalypse, and Dark Phoenix.

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 4 года назад +2

      @@JBrotsis1 marvel comics confirmed that the old man Logan timeline is the next change for the marvel comics. So prepare for more depressing and mature stories to be put on the big screen but probably with a pg-13 because of Disney's family friendly image.

    • @fingerflipbullets5111
      @fingerflipbullets5111 4 года назад

      To me it was Logan.
      But if were talking about the four films from first class till now. Then this movie ended at DOFP for me, FUCK the last two.

  • @timdrake719
    @timdrake719 3 года назад +4

    My movie would just be 2 hours of how goddamn awesome Magneto is and trying to mention Billy and Tommy.

  • @NightdrifterDK
    @NightdrifterDK 4 года назад +1

    You guys have saved me alot of money in movie tickets over the years.
    Thank you for your service.

  • @raylopez9217
    @raylopez9217 4 года назад +1892

    Why watch this awful terrible movie when you can simply watch its Honest Trailer and have a good laugh of it

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 4 года назад +10

      Or better! Watch the CinemaSins' "EWW" for it!

    • @ZHXOZ
      @ZHXOZ 4 года назад +22

      @@jimb.7523 cinemasins is doodoo.

    • @TStamp-lw4ku
      @TStamp-lw4ku 4 года назад +5

      Ray Lopez I thought it was pretty good

    • @rightproperlad
      @rightproperlad 4 года назад +13

      @@jimb.7523
      Or even better! Watch the Pitch Meeting!

    • @ryouma1717
      @ryouma1717 4 года назад +4

      why watch any marvel movie when you can literally do anything else in life

  • @thephoenix7242
    @thephoenix7242 4 года назад +46

    They should’ve used the f-bomb when Magneto was telling Charles that nobody cared about his speeches anymore

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak 4 года назад +3

      Nobody cares about your fabulous speeches anymore Charles

  • @realityorfiction
    @realityorfiction 4 года назад +6

    They should have hired James Mangold to direct, he's on a roll.

  • @jasonraschen1109
    @jasonraschen1109 4 года назад

    This is probably one of my favorite Honest Trailers! Great job folks!

    • @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939
      @readthisifyouloveitballsde4939 2 года назад

      Problem with it, is that they were really misinformed about the basic premise. It is meant to be an origin story about how Jean becomes Phoenix. Not an adaptation of the entire saga.

  • @LightsJusticeZ
    @LightsJusticeZ 4 года назад +21

    4:36 there's a deleted scene where the Phoenix makes her kill an old man for no reason, and gets blood on her clothes there. It's the old man she uses to disguise herself at the bar. Also in early trailers, this scene had her with deleted dialogue saying "Why did you make me do that!" and that refers to the random old man she killed.

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 4 года назад +135

    The moviegoer and Xmen franchise relation can be seen as a toxic relationship. There was a lot of awful experiences, but once in a while Xmen did something great for us that made us forget, and continue playing along. But this was the moment that convinced us that things would never be like they were once, and finally gave us the courage to break up with Xmen.
    The MCU is way hotter anyways.

    • @mystery8820
      @mystery8820 4 года назад +13

      But won’t the viewer enter a toxic relationship with the MCU after Endgame thanks to Disney+ and Stinky Cheese Larson?

    • @jimbobjunior.
      @jimbobjunior. 4 года назад

      @@mystery8820 Yeah the MCU is about to ruin everything it's built over the last decade with this next phase of woke bullshit.

    • @sidecharacter3193
      @sidecharacter3193 4 года назад

      Mystery ? As long as the keep making ok to great movies they’ll be fine

    • @thedon7082
      @thedon7082 4 года назад +11

      Dank Potatoes unfortunately, it looks like post endgame MCU might turn into another abusive relationship.

    • @heavy5013
      @heavy5013 4 года назад +2

      Mcu will probably go down hill soon.

  • @hamzamahmud7227
    @hamzamahmud7227 4 года назад +7

    3:55 Wow, they made books from these movies can't believe it. I thought they just invented them to use in logan. But why is there more picture than words

  • @jikae10
    @jikae10 4 года назад +2

    The line about Storm letting it rain during the funeral.. oh, man..