5D Chess is a Psychological Horror Game

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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2023
  • this game either makes your brain stronger... or breaks it
    The G I was playin with:
    / vodalia
    / @vodalia
    Game:
    store.steampowered.com/app/13...
    Other Socials I barely use:
    / artemissalty
    / artemissalty
    / artemissalty
    Music:
    Kirby Super Star - Green Greens & Bubbly Cloud
    Donkey Kong Country - Island Swing & Bonus Room Blitz
    Super Mario World - Underground & Yoshi's Island
    Final Fantasy - Victory Fanfare
    hope you enjoyed my pain and suffering
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  • @PlusRyan-de9ng
    @PlusRyan-de9ng Год назад +5824

    Whenever I try and think about how this game works, I start convulsing.

    • @Xoruam
      @Xoruam Год назад +276

      No, no. I watched a video that explained it and it does make sense.
      Like, for example: The knight usually moves two squares in one direction and one square sideways, right?
      Now imagine that you are not playing on a flat chessboard, but on an 8x8x8 cube, with squares being replaced by small cubes. On the XY axes, it's a regular chessboard, while the Z axis is the forward/backward in time.
      You can still move the knight two squares in one direction and one square in a perpendicular direction, except one possible direction is Z axis, so now you can move the horse two chessboards back/forwards and one square to the side. Or two squares on a flat chessboard and one "square" (chessboard) forward/backward in time.
      Rook is easier to explain, as it moves only in straight lines - Let's say you have a rook on C3. You can now move it anywhere along the C axis, anywhere along the 3 axis, and anywhere forward/backward in time, but keep it on C3. And that's how it works with every figure, I believe.
      The problem begins when you introduce split universes, as they introduce a secondary axis to the dimension of time I believe, but the trick is to stop thinking in 3D space, and more in abstract terms, and it makes perfect sense, at least on paper.
      Actually _playing_ a game like that, now that's... challenging.

    • @Schinshikss
      @Schinshikss Год назад +131

      There is a key feature hidden in plain sight which people seldom realizes: since you just have to checkmate *ONE* king to win the game, every time you make a move, and every time you create an alternative timeline, you are in fact duplicating your (and enemy's) kings and getting both of you gradually more exposed to the opponent. More kings = more liabilities.
      That's why getting the knight to fork the two kings at 1:28 is such a power move.

    • @RicarteElit
      @RicarteElit Год назад +39

      @@Schinshikss It was hilarious to see. You sure can save ONE of the kings if you move them in that timeline... but you can't save the other.

    • @fakeletobr730
      @fakeletobr730 Год назад +1

      @@RicarteElit you mean, you can't save a king if you just make both the king from future and present be forked and die for the same horse lol

    • @brewhwk9391
      @brewhwk9391 Год назад +18

      @@Xoruam *Starts Convulsing*

  • @djpheeze
    @djpheeze Год назад +1435

    Imagine being a beta tester for this game. Every bug report must be like: "That's not supposed to happen... I think. Right?"

    • @CrazedKen
      @CrazedKen 28 дней назад +3

      No jo, that’s supposed to happen

    • @remrevo3944
      @remrevo3944 27 дней назад +28

      I mean the actual rules how the single pieces move are relatively simple and well defined.
      That HARD thing is to predict how those rules interact with each other and to actually plan any goal ahead with them.

    • @xiarno3373
      @xiarno3373 25 дней назад +11

      This is my life as a FQA Game tester.
      Most of the time it's "Yes it's a bug".
      And the times where it's CLEARLY a bug that shouldn't be there and actually make the experience worse it's closed by the dev "as designed".... bruh.

  • @VibeBritzs
    @VibeBritzs Год назад +5983

    2 3D "people" try and understand a 5D chess game in 2D

    • @Mythinull
      @Mythinull Год назад +319

      It's only 4D, there is no Z axis

    • @claudio6391
      @claudio6391 Год назад +160

      that's the mind trick, it exists as an implication

    • @titouanboulanger6877
      @titouanboulanger6877 Год назад +416

      @@Mythinull the Z axis is used by the knight to jump over pieces

    • @Mythinull
      @Mythinull Год назад +132

      @@titouanboulanger6877 holy shit I didn't think of that

    • @kinproto2782
      @kinproto2782 Год назад +119

      ​@@titouanboulanger6877The idea that it can get deeper from usage of the z axis psychologically scares me.

  • @gameplaysuffering1620
    @gameplaysuffering1620 Год назад +4330

    the fact that you can run out of ram while playing this is something else

    • @munzerabdulhamid
      @munzerabdulhamid Год назад +209

      Huh that's interesting I didn't know it was even possible to do it with this game

    • @aadenboy
      @aadenboy Год назад +272

      our planet is not yet ready for the horrors of this game

    • @lollol5263
      @lollol5263 Год назад +49

      ​@@munzerabdulhamid Not really possible cuz there is certain condition for creating new timelines, but I forgot what it is.

    • @O5MO
      @O5MO Год назад +71

      @@munzerabdulhamid with low enough ram, any game can crash

    • @denki2558
      @denki2558 Год назад +102

      Ram isn't that of an issue for a pvp. If you're against an AI though, the search space for a move increases manyfold per new timeline and move.

  • @captainstroon1555
    @captainstroon1555 Год назад +2074

    I really want some high end chess masters to play a game of this in real life, with real chess boards.
    "Please excuse the short break, we've run out of chess sets, we have to order some more"

    • @Vearru
      @Vearru Год назад +243

      Unfortunately in higher level play of this game there isn’t much time travel done, it’s typically only done to set up a mate or escape from a potential mate, so you’d only ever really see 1 main timeline with 1-3 offshoots.

    • @EvelynNdenial
      @EvelynNdenial Год назад +121

      yep, games typically end with on single jump back in time to a particular point where like a queen can threaten the opponents king even further back through some of the first openings made in their line.

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem Год назад +87

      Sadly, what makes this game playable is that the computer keeps track of the bajillions of potential mates. THat does sound kinda funny tho, maybe some sort of vr setup?

    • @Kafj302
      @Kafj302 Год назад +107

      @@fractalgem imagine the panel of judges sitting there going through each move and trying to figure out if something is in mate or not.

    • @Dodger24
      @Dodger24 Год назад +31

      RTGame played it with Anna Chess (Olympic chess player) a couple years ago, it melted her brain and she said that several grand masters that she knew were confused by it as well

  • @thunk6681
    @thunk6681 Год назад +2547

    Coding this game must have gave the devs a stroke

    • @Kycilak
      @Kycilak Год назад +566

      The rules are quite simple so not that hard to code. The horror comes from what those simple rules facilitate.

    • @tomhewitt8017
      @tomhewitt8017 Год назад +46

      Playing it sure does

    • @Horsti10001
      @Horsti10001 Год назад +22

      I think writing a 5D chess Engine would be hell

    • @neathp6883
      @neathp6883 Год назад +110

      @@Horsti10001 I've been working on one for a while now, and it isn't too bad until you get to checkmate detection. That is actual hell

    • @zacharymarino8926
      @zacharymarino8926 Год назад +14

      *Dev, actually. Singular.

  • @Aereto
    @Aereto Год назад +1844

    People who have a hidden talent in 5D Chess would be a great deal of terrifying if they can plan ahead and take contingencies to such levels naturally.

    • @gabrielgomes242
      @gabrielgomes242 Год назад +95

      imagine magnus carlsen in 5D chess

    • @gabrielgomes242
      @gabrielgomes242 Год назад +85

      imagine stock🐟 in 5D chess
      💀💀💀

    • @Mich1.
      @Mich1. Год назад +21

      ​@@gabrielgomes242 se traban osea la inteligencia artificial intenta encontrar la mejor combinación de movimientos en todas las líneas de tiempo y se traba durísimo

    • @gabrielgomes242
      @gabrielgomes242 Год назад +3

      @@Mich1. wut¿

    • @jpgaminf7834
      @jpgaminf7834 Год назад +5

      @@gabrielgomes242 he means the AIs hang up

  • @fractalgem
    @fractalgem Год назад +2399

    If your opponent makes a bunch of timelines and you only make a few, you can ignore most of their timelines until you start making some.

    • @K0nomi
      @K0nomi Год назад +217

      you only have to play on the ones with purple arrows
      also, everything in the future (past the present line) is optional until the present reaches them

    • @NoName-bo4tb
      @NoName-bo4tb Год назад +34

      What?😭

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem Год назад +76

      indeed, konomi.
      To put it anotherway, no name, each player starts with one "timeline activation" point, uses one whenever they create a timeline, and gains one whenever their opponent creates a timeline. If they have no timeline activation left, the timelines they make will not force people to play on them.
      This means it's NOT advantageous to create tons and tons of timelines. Most of these will be inactive. If your OPPONENT makes this mistake, sending pieces to dead timelines, you can ignore these timelines; however, if you start making timelines of your own, these timelines will start becoming active one by one as well.
      Example: your opponent has created two timelines. The first is active, the second is inactive. Due to queen/bishop positioning, if you ever make a move on the second timeline, you will lose. Thus, you should probably avoid making any more timelines.
      DOes that make sense yet?

    • @TS-jm7jm
      @TS-jm7jm Год назад +25

      ​@@fractalgem honestly no, wtf is this game

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem Год назад +34

      @t s Chess, but with the ability to time travel, creating new timelines in the process.
      Pieces can move across time, the multiverse, or the board they start on, in ways based upon their normal moveset.
      The explosive creation of a bajillion timelines you see in this video is not a typical game, though it DOES apparently make for good youtube. Typical games will only have 2-4 timelines created.
      Would you like a link to a video for aiding in learning this eldritch game? :3

  • @zotaninoron3548
    @zotaninoron3548 Год назад +919

    I've followed people trying to place this game for a couple years and it really feels like the objective of the game is to avoid losing long enough to win by accident.

    • @mdrmdr944
      @mdrmdr944 Год назад +54

      Absolutely I've never felt like a win was planned

  • @Nate77HK
    @Nate77HK Год назад +488

    The weird thing about this game is that it generally becomes best to just play solid chess in a main timeline and force your opponent to get timey-wimey, then catch them in a contradiction.

    • @worldweaver2691
      @worldweaver2691 Год назад +42

      problem: what happens when you are terrible at reg chest and then attempt this?

    • @vitalikbaird3248
      @vitalikbaird3248 Год назад +95

      ​@@worldweaver2691go timey wimey and hope you win.

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 Год назад +30

      @@worldweaver2691 constantly go back in time with very minor alterations to mess with em

  • @LAFaLittle
    @LAFaLittle Год назад +175

    If you ever feel useless, rember that the present exits in a game of nonlinear time

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 Год назад +28

      I mean at least it determines which timelines are compulsory to play on.

  • @ImTheGuy
    @ImTheGuy Год назад +851

    It's more of a cosmic horror, still a horror game nevertheless

  • @leshommesdupilly
    @leshommesdupilly Год назад +290

    -W.. wait ? It’s mate ??
    -Always has been *gun shot*

    • @royan-oe9ig
      @royan-oe9ig 29 дней назад +1

      -Always will be *gun shot 14 moves after*

    • @rich.wishes
      @rich.wishes 25 дней назад

      @@royan-oe9igand before, at the same time

  • @fxm4720
    @fxm4720 Год назад +64

    I'm still laughing my ass off that this game has Survival Horror as actual tag on steam lmaooo

  • @soni182
    @soni182 Год назад +330

    I have huge respect for the people that coded this monstrosity. Spaghetti code at its finest

    • @neathp6883
      @neathp6883 Год назад +23

      I've actually looked at the decompiled source code and it isn't too bad, it's just inefficient since it handles a lot of problems using simple techniques

  • @maikha8963
    @maikha8963 Год назад +509

    time traveler: *breaths*
    the timeline:

  • @AexisRai
    @AexisRai Год назад +896

    you should have clicked the flashing "!" on the board when you won so that it would show the arrows to all the other timelines that make it checkmate, I think

    • @ArtemIsSalty
      @ArtemIsSalty  Год назад +185

      I did, it only showed one other timeline tho :l

    • @AexisRai
      @AexisRai Год назад +73

      @@ArtemIsSalty oh slightly anticlimactic ending then

    • @ArtemIsSalty
      @ArtemIsSalty  Год назад +106

      @@AexisRai honestly I think it was just because there was too many timelines lol

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname Год назад +33

      ​@@ArtemIsSaltyfor how many timelines y'all had
      There were still a lot more pieces in rotation than normal,
      Making cross dimension travel quite difficult.

    • @ferugulant
      @ferugulant Год назад +41

      it was a king fork in the past.
      the king on the "final" board was in check (ie. the white queen could take it on her next move), but she could _also_ take the same king by moving three squares "diagonally back in time"
      as there was no way to capture the queen (from any timeline), one of the two kings would be captured no matter what, and therefore it's checkmate

  • @pallingtontheshrike6374
    @pallingtontheshrike6374 Год назад +487

    basically the only time i played this game, it was my friend introducing it to me.
    they started pulling weird 5d stuff, i tried to follow but it got funky.
    So i decided to just make a gun with my queen and bishop, and attack......
    that was checkmate......

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 Год назад +15

      What do you mean "make a gun"? Just like, the shape?

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 Год назад +107

      @@syweb2 just stack them on the same diagonal and chuck the queen straight at the king with the bishop behind, like with rook-queen guns but diagonal.

    • @zier.0
      @zier.0 Год назад +6

      gun 💀💀💀

    • @pallingtontheshrike6374
      @pallingtontheshrike6374 Год назад

      @@zier.0 gun

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 Год назад +81

      The official term for this is battery.

  • @jacobpercy765
    @jacobpercy765 Год назад +474

    Not the forbidden king fork 🤣 1:32

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid Год назад +76

      That's nothing. I once forked 7 different kings through multiple timelines, in the past present and future, through three simultaneous discovered checks.
      And still lost to an AI.

    • @diketarogg
      @diketarogg Год назад +13

      @@StormTheSquid AI is pretty weak, if you know what you're doing. Try not making any king moves and 3 pawns in front of the king, refrain from making jumps into the past and try to checkmate into the past (you don't need to actually move into the past to do that). Any horsey 2 tiles away from the king has to be taken or it's mate.
      Hope that helps.

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid Год назад +11

      @@diketarogg That's the thing, the AI did all the jumping and I was forced to play on like 12 different boards at once

    • @eden3669
      @eden3669 Год назад +9

      ​@@StormTheSquid if you never create timelines then they can only make one timeline that you're actually forced to play on, since any timelines your opponent creates past (1 + the number of timelines you've created) are optional and dont affect the present until you make enough timelines for them to become active
      the optional timelines are the ones with a black/white arrow, the timelines you have to play on have a purple arrow

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid Год назад +2

      @@eden3669 They made multiple by jumping between the two present timelines afterwards, and I'm pretty sure you have to play on all present timelines.

  • @fnorgen
    @fnorgen Год назад +300

    I'm a big fan of the Jurassic queen strategy. Make sure to keep one easy to reach space unoccupied for the first 20+ turns, then send your queen through this time portal back to turn 1. Time travel is generally more valuable the further back you send things, and the stronger the piece you send. Bonus points if you pull the same stunt again if things still don't turn out right.

    • @Vearru
      @Vearru Год назад +25

      The best way to do this is to set up the opportunity to do this with your Queen or Rook if you spot a mate in 2 or 3 for your opponent you can move the Queen/Rook to the empty square, and then on your opponent’s next move send them way back. This works especially well in end games as that way you have an extremely long time to either set up a win in the past or a capture on the would be mating piece.

    • @justinbrentwood1299
      @justinbrentwood1299 Год назад +20

      The problem with this strategy is that you gain material at the cost of being able to make a relevant timeline, which may seem like a decent trade but allows your opponent some incredible strategies while massively limiting yours, not to mention that your opponent can now go back in time twice relevantly.

    • @neathp6883
      @neathp6883 Год назад +8

      @@justinbrentwood1299 For a while I would agree with you, but as of late I've found myself more and more concerned about the shenanigans of Jurassic queens after a softmate. I've just been got a few too many times when playing Mauer in public matches I guess haha

    • @christopherrogers532
      @christopherrogers532 Год назад +3

      lol the fun thing to do is trying to full a board completely with one kind of piece. So a board of Queens was one thing I tried to do once. :P

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +1

      @@christopherrogers532 lmao

  • @sensudubs4421
    @sensudubs4421 Год назад +281

    I believe I speak for everyone when I say this:
    What

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem Год назад +37

      Welcome to 5 d chess with multiversal timetravel! :3
      So. basic idea is, you can't change the past. Attempting to do so instead makes a new timeline on your side of the multiverse. You win if you checkmate ANY king anywhere on the board, past, present, or future.
      This means if you're in a bad position like mate in 3, you can potentially stall by sending a queen or bishop back in time and trying to score a win in the new timeline. (or, alternatively, if you simply think you like the sound of making a new timeline where you have two queens to play with)
      To prevent players from stalling and making new timelines forever in a loop, however, these timelines will only become active if you've only made up to one more timeline than your opponent has made. additional timelines will be inactive, and your opponent will not be obligated to play on them.
      the end result is, leaving your king exposed for more than a turn or two can leave you EXTREMELY vulnerable to being checkmated in the past by an enemy queen, and it's not a good idea to create timelnies willy nilly if you don't think you can get a sufficiently large strategitc/tactical advantage from doing so.
      Hope that helps :)

    • @loafboi
      @loafboi 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@fractalgemwhat

    • @fractalgem
      @fractalgem 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@loafboi grrrrrrriiiiinnnn
      Tbh to really understand it you kinda have to play it yourself

  • @traumatizedgermansoldier3856
    @traumatizedgermansoldier3856 Год назад +163

    The less you know about chess the easier it is to understand

  • @alternative7586
    @alternative7586 Год назад +68

    Imagine if 5d chess becomes the norm in the future and when a 5d player tries to play 2d chess he's all confused like "why isn't the game over, i moved this pawn which means the king is in check 5 moves ago"

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 29 дней назад +5

      “There’s no time travel or alternate timelines here.”

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 29 дней назад +6

      @@MatthewConnellan-xc3ojWhat?? So I can’t even play the Zorlik opening? How is anyone supposed to play this primitive game?

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 5 дней назад

      @@midnight4685
      “I can’t even be good at this, so I don’t know. If I played the version you play, my brain would explode, or melt, or something else very bad.”

  • @the_don_00
    @the_don_00 Год назад +119

    If you win, it's beginner's luck, if you lose? Also beginner's luck, if you lose, the torment ends faster.

  • @nekomakhea9440
    @nekomakhea9440 Год назад +17

    "You know what Ghandi said:"
    MY WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS

  • @pieoflords5082
    @pieoflords5082 Год назад +18

    my ass when im winning in 4 dimensions and my buddy is winning in 2, but he moves 5 of his queens to the spot in time right before I started my comeback

  • @mikkeljakobsen4068
    @mikkeljakobsen4068 Год назад +32

    If aliens come to earth, we'll try and teach them this game, hopefully they will be so confused that they'll just leave again

  • @Wynnie1121
    @Wynnie1121 Год назад +28

    This game is elevated 10 fold when you make witty remarks and try to play off your accidental plays as all being part of your master plan

  • @Theonewithaplanz
    @Theonewithaplanz Год назад +202

    Not enough timelines. Did you know you could create timelines?

    • @ArtemIsSalty
      @ArtemIsSalty  Год назад +65

      Huh?!?

    • @KusaneHexaku
      @KusaneHexaku Год назад +29

      @@ArtemIsSalty yeah you should make more timelines

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 5 дней назад

      @@KusaneHexakuPretty sure if they did, the computer would explode, implode, and 829 other bad things that end in plode at the same time.

  • @jaredkay6970
    @jaredkay6970 Год назад +20

    The whole "if you move those pieces it will bring the present back" response. " hmhmm" had me dieing

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Месяц назад +8

    I legitimately beat the AI in this game once; I got into a position on 6 timelines where I could duplicate queens to brute force kill their forces. By the end, there were 12 or so timelines, almost all of which devoid of any pieces the AI could use against me, and the few he could do so in didn't have any of my kings in them. I slowly whittled down all his forces until only the inevitable checkmate remained. I felt like a GENIUS even though the strategy I used was STUPID brute force.

  • @SynergyGaming112
    @SynergyGaming112 Год назад +176

    You dont have to play boards that arent in the present, they have different colored arrows.

  • @Solizeus
    @Solizeus Год назад +45

    I lost it when the king decided to leave the board

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 Год назад +28

    You don't have to play on the black timelines, they are hypothetical until you make enough timelines to match him. The game limits the number of "real" timelines each player can make to be no more than 1 greater than the other player.

  • @GearTech147
    @GearTech147 Год назад +68

    That second game's timeline is more complicated than Homestuck's.

    • @notNyxiann
      @notNyxiann Год назад +1

      yeah-

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 Год назад +4

      Well, seeing as Homestuck mostly* stuck to stable time loops...

    • @xXIronPeachesXx
      @xXIronPeachesXx Год назад +3

      Bro homestuck is why I could follow along at all 😂😂😂😂

    • @Grady2990
      @Grady2990 Месяц назад +1

      SPOT THE HOMESTUCK!

  • @trashpanda9160
    @trashpanda9160 Год назад +56

    5D chess is a flawless game, with no flaws whatsoever.

  • @iwillslapyou4982
    @iwillslapyou4982 Год назад +25

    "Queen to E2" "Which one?"

    • @ProtocolAbyss
      @ProtocolAbyss Год назад +2

      “Every”

    • @iwillslapyou4982
      @iwillslapyou4982 Год назад +2

      @@ProtocolAbyss "I want every queen we have to fire on that man"

    • @ProtocolAbyss
      @ProtocolAbyss Год назад

      @@iwillslapyou4982 “Too bad, I’ve killed your queen in 30 different timelines in the past, present and future”

    • @iwillslapyou4982
      @iwillslapyou4982 Год назад +1

      @@ProtocolAbyss Oh

    • @Shikaku2
      @Shikaku2 Год назад +2

      "Yes"

  • @SirNobleIZH
    @SirNobleIZH Год назад +23

    FYI, the topp review on this game on Steam is "psychological horror is an understatement"

    • @notNyxiann
      @notNyxiann Год назад

      yeah.

    • @SirNobleIZH
      @SirNobleIZH Год назад +1

      @@notNyxiann somehow my brain can comprehend and understand this game
      I'm too strong for psychological horror

  • @marsheep5677
    @marsheep5677 Год назад +20

    How the lore of terminator feels like

  • @DanielSilva-gc4xz
    @DanielSilva-gc4xz Месяц назад +2

    "You made it so that I can fork your kings"
    "Ah that's rough"
    Incredible dialoge

  • @Vearru
    @Vearru Год назад +114

    As someone who has participated in 5D chess tournaments I can’t help but shake my head at many of these moves.
    A couple years back I even worked on some opening theory as most players only know one or two openings because they are generally agreed upon to be the best due to how easy it is to checkmate in the past without proper defence but I realized an alternative way to open that could defend your king in the past.
    Unfortunately it has been a couple years since I played actively so I probably would be pretty rusty but it’s a very fun game.

    • @noahburmeister771
      @noahburmeister771 Год назад +11

      I used to play 5 years from now. Stopped playing when my game crashed because my opponent set the present back to before move 1.

    • @neathp6883
      @neathp6883 Год назад +1

      When did you stop playing? Because the theory has evolved quite a bit from back then interestingly. We had an opening explosion for a bit, and then a bit of a contraction where some of those new openings died off. But we still have some ridiculous openings from white such as e4 and e3 b4.

  • @HuyTheKiller
    @HuyTheKiller Год назад +98

    lol
    in top 5d chess games, people don't branch new timelines for no reason

    • @Vodalia
      @Vodalia Год назад +11

      Gotta spice it up you know

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig Год назад +4

      *splice it up

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 Год назад +4

      The reason for that is tempo loss, on one board you lose a tempo and a piece, playing Q->, and on another board (probably a new one) you use a tempo to place that piece, say Q@h5. You also lose options as you can only create one more active timeline than the opponent has. As a result, Keep it Simple, Stupid becomes established theory.

    • @onepangaean3018
      @onepangaean3018 Год назад +1

      Is there a 5d tournament discord or something

    • @undercomposition
      @undercomposition Год назад

      ​@@donovanmahan2901 also by being the first to create another timeline you enable your opponent to create two valid timelines.

  • @JudeTheAutomaton
    @JudeTheAutomaton Год назад +10

    They ended on the good timeline. in another timeline the game is still ongoing.

  • @EvilTurkeySlices
    @EvilTurkeySlices Год назад +25

    This game hurts my brain.

    • @ArtemIsSalty
      @ArtemIsSalty  Год назад +7

      I couldn't agree more

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname Год назад +2

      If you're playing with like 5-7 timelines it's actually not that bad,
      But with this many timelines with effectively full boards things get needlessly cluttered.

  • @jsw973
    @jsw973 8 месяцев назад +5

    Just like cosmic horror, the less you understand, the saner and happier you are

  • @kulgydudemanyo
    @kulgydudemanyo Год назад +5

    The best strat ever, play the game normally while protecting your queen as much as possible. As soon as you feel you can't win that board, send her back in time as far as you can to perform a terminator's gambit.
    Bonus points if you can figure out how to do it with your rooks too.

  • @KayFourFour
    @KayFourFour Год назад +75

    cant wait for 8d chess

    • @Theonewithaplanz
      @Theonewithaplanz Год назад +12

      Please wait

    • @jeromejomon9311
      @jeromejomon9311 Год назад +1

      I mean 10d chess actually exists:
      ruclips.net/video/gVY1AQc0e_I/видео.html

    • @matthewe3813
      @matthewe3813 Год назад +1

      the board itself would have 16777216 squares. I think ill stick to thr 64 of 2d chess

  • @RazzBeri1
    @RazzBeri1 Год назад +1

    “that doesn’t make sense!”
    “yup.”

  • @funkyfox7996
    @funkyfox7996 11 месяцев назад +4

    tip: making timelines is a bad thing unless your opponent doesn't know how to deal with a big clusterfuck of boards. if the game becomes a final fantasy nightmare, the middle timelines (the first one you made and the first one your opponent made) are the 3 heavy hitters for attacks. they're also the easiest to attack. try to funnel your extra pieces to big 3 timelines for not only defense, but accidental checkmates 10 turns ago

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 Год назад +2

    The king will get taken in the past by someone from the future? Nah, we'll worry about that when the present reaches it.
    I love how the game forces you to talk like a dimension-hopping time traveler just to makes standard moves. Queen to E5 is somewhat insufficient for this many dimensions, I suppose.

  • @botanhere5926
    @botanhere5926 Год назад +30

    So this is how Araki created the Steel Ball Run universe...

  • @Kerosiin
    @Kerosiin Год назад +6

    The only thing that warps space time more than this game is the size of the headache I get looking at it

  • @cjlane5677
    @cjlane5677 Год назад +21

    Imagine seeing AI play this, it would be incredible and quite possibly terrifying

    • @derpypotato677
      @derpypotato677 8 месяцев назад

      Or it would barely work because it took a long time for computers to get good at 2d chess.

    • @cjlane5677
      @cjlane5677 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@derpypotato677 Possibly, two chess AI with the objective to learn and have them play 4D chess, have them repeat it for a period of at least a few days to a couple of weeks and I am sure we can find some crazy stuff.

    • @derpypotato677
      @derpypotato677 8 месяцев назад

      @@cjlane5677 Part of the problem is that as more moves are played in chess, the game gets exponentially more complicated. "5D" chess is already exponentially more complicated than normal chess, so we may lack processing power to make 5D stockfish. Also machine learning is awful at chess.

    • @cjlane5677
      @cjlane5677 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@derpypotato677 look dude, we manage to have some machines beat pro chess players already. We have made supercomputers that take entire rooms and can see far into the universe with a specially designed space box that uses the awesome radiant power of local suns. We were determined to get a chess AI to be smart enough to play and be a challenge for no other reason but to figure out it's limits and push it to it's maximum potential.
      No shit it will take time, money and effort, I honestly get where are going with this, I really do... But the result is cool and has the potential to change how we handle such things in the future. Let me just imagine a cool scenario of two time lord AI chess players attempting to beat the other, okay?

  • @TrueChaosDescent
    @TrueChaosDescent Год назад +17

    every time there's a new timeline, one braincell just disappears
    6:20 after the dude finished talking, the sound of agony can be heard "mhm"
    the feeling of disappointment and "why am i here"

  • @DerpyEinstein
    @DerpyEinstein Год назад +13

    Deconstructed my decaying muscle structure to this video.
    Great stuff! 👍

  • @user-qj3cq5hr7l
    @user-qj3cq5hr7l Год назад +29

    Great game. Sad it has not much players.

  • @MsQueenOfDance
    @MsQueenOfDance Год назад +4

    whatever it is thats in your title, it makes my entire youtube page in chrome go italized, and it doesn't revert back lmao.

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 8 месяцев назад +1

    RELAX WITH THE TIMELINES

  • @StormingRyder8
    @StormingRyder8 Год назад +33

    I still love how i never learned how to play chess until i played this game. This is how i learned how to play chess

  • @andromeda9818
    @andromeda9818 Год назад +12

    When we solve Chess, only then will this become the normal way of strategy game

  • @dannysanchez9140
    @dannysanchez9140 8 месяцев назад +2

    I want a game where there’s a swarm of pawns on at least one board

  • @Nope-en9bo
    @Nope-en9bo Год назад +7

    Chess Causality Theorem

  • @blackchibisan8116
    @blackchibisan8116 Год назад +32

    This is actually basically how time travel works in my realm,

  • @wulzhee
    @wulzhee Год назад +6

    "I haven't had fun since move 5" XD

  • @MhxAir
    @MhxAir Год назад +7

    At least it's not in VR from the perspective of the king in every timeline at the same time

  • @alleycatsphinx
    @alleycatsphinx Год назад +10

    This is basically beavis and butthead downprojected from a higher dimension.

  • @horntuga6080
    @horntuga6080 Год назад +7

    You know it make me think there are some one out there who have master this game and it make me chill to my bone thinking about human potential

  • @coltonhughes2724
    @coltonhughes2724 Год назад +10

    you fools ive already won about 32 moves ago!

  • @diketarogg
    @diketarogg Год назад +31

    Does anyone know why it's called 5d and not 4d?
    Consider the following, so you have 2 spacial dimentions, you can move into the past/future, so that makes 3. You can also move into parallel dimentions, so that's 4. Obviuosly, we cannot count the actual realtime dimention, because regular chess also has it and that would imply normal chess is 3d chess (2 spacial and it also has a timeline, you move into the future).
    So what's the missing fifth dimention?

    • @bigbosspanda1976
      @bigbosspanda1976 Год назад +24

      The knight uses the third spacial dimension to jump over pieces

    • @diketarogg
      @diketarogg Год назад +2

      @@bigbosspanda1976 Then normal chess should be called 3d chess as well. 🤔

    • @gadkinson
      @gadkinson Год назад +15

      I mean, chess is a 3d game turned digital

    • @defiantnight2668
      @defiantnight2668 Год назад +19

      Normal chess IS 3d chess

    • @miro6470
      @miro6470 Год назад +3

      Chess is only 3D if you assume that in order to you move your pieces, you also have to move in time. If not that, the fact that you are using 3D pieces don't necessarily make it a 3D game, since you can only move in 2D.

  • @undercomposition
    @undercomposition Год назад +4

    This is a very fun game that is brutally underplayed because how confusing it is at first.

  • @alleycatsphinx
    @alleycatsphinx Год назад +1

    How did this video find me! Bless you, spaceforce.

  • @ouwle6618
    @ouwle6618 Год назад +3

    I wonder how terrifying it would be to play Stockfish 15 on 5d chess

  • @Dreamer_XD
    @Dreamer_XD Год назад +5

    Understanding the mechanics of this game made me reconsider my life views and values of existence per se.

  • @romanreipashi1158
    @romanreipashi1158 Год назад +5

    Future made of virtual insanity
    Always seems to be governed by this love we had

  • @nekomakhea9440
    @nekomakhea9440 Год назад +2

    Making your opponent run out of ram from too many timelines is the 6th dimension of chess

  • @florian2442
    @florian2442 Год назад +1

    Player 1: Makes a move
    Player 2: "That doesn't make any sense"
    Player 2 : Makes a move
    Player 1: "That doesn't make any sense"

  • @letuce3675
    @letuce3675 Год назад +13

    The ArtemisIsSaltyVerse

    • @gameoboy2
      @gameoboy2 Год назад +2

      ArtemisIsHorsey

    • @letuce3675
      @letuce3675 Год назад +1

      @@gameoboy2 ArtemisIsHungry

  • @Super-xs5gq
    @Super-xs5gq 8 месяцев назад +1

    This kind of explains how humans can’t comprehend Eldritch beings

  • @ruzanmuhammedasher3263
    @ruzanmuhammedasher3263 Год назад

    NEW 5D CHESS VIDEO LETSGOOOO! It has been a while

  • @lascrannon
    @lascrannon Год назад

    Artem: Across the Chess-Verse

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 29 дней назад

    That two king fork was a funniest thing to me, proof time travel is a liability.

  • @veroxid
    @veroxid День назад

    You know, at first I thought making it where you essentially end a path by sending your king back in time was a bit OP.
    Then the kings got forked and it all balances out.

  • @blazar347
    @blazar347 Год назад +3

    if it seems like a nightmare to play imagine how much of a nightmare it was to code omg

    • @linuslucke3838
      @linuslucke3838 Год назад

      Probably not that complicated. The rules are quite easy, they just have a very complex effect

  • @seacat.77
    @seacat.77 Год назад +1

    I think my brain is emitting smoke from looking at this video

  • @generalseal6948
    @generalseal6948 Год назад +1

    this feels like it would be a jojo episode two stand users who can reverse time play chess

  • @lovelesslies
    @lovelesslies Год назад +3

    Headaches, headaches
    My mind only headaches
    Your moves was such a strange thing to me
    I can't believe it's just a 5D chess
    Headaches, headaches
    What does it matter how my mind breaks?
    I should be knowing with some other game
    But my head aches for 5D chess

  • @JustAFungii
    @JustAFungii Год назад

    What hellscape did I stumble into

  • @samuels1123
    @samuels1123 Месяц назад

    One thing I am still scared of is the potential for 5D stockfish

  • @atomicnumber202
    @atomicnumber202 Месяц назад

    My brain is mentally breaking as this video plays, i am not sure wether I'm getting smarter or dumber.

  • @heyyou9472
    @heyyou9472 4 месяца назад

    this game hurt me on every level

  • @weakw1ll
    @weakw1ll Год назад

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS

  • @전자기기
    @전자기기 5 месяцев назад

    I love that game af

  • @ManuelCruz-nb2dc
    @ManuelCruz-nb2dc Год назад

    the most hilarius twisted thing lol

  • @SavesomeBtchs
    @SavesomeBtchs 2 месяца назад

    My brain stopped braining

  • @pepazdepa5308
    @pepazdepa5308 Год назад

    my brain just imploded

  • @arthurcaruel6598
    @arthurcaruel6598 Год назад +4

    My brain hurts…

  • @alecstorer2955
    @alecstorer2955 Год назад

    Man this looks fun

    • @ArtemIsSalty
      @ArtemIsSalty  Год назад

      Maybe if you’re a masochist it could be?

  • @jonasarnesen6825
    @jonasarnesen6825 Год назад

    At least this isn't Shogi where the pieces come back.

  • @dazombisgama3849
    @dazombisgama3849 Год назад

    man i cant wait for 6D chess

  • @IsaacFoster..
    @IsaacFoster.. Год назад +1

    I think I will restart chess just to understand this.