Two idiots try to play 5D chess

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @wurststar9023
    @wurststar9023 3 года назад +3754

    5D chess in real life:
    "Check"
    "What, when"
    "Yesterday, 3:52 pm."

    • @-loarado
      @-loarado 3 года назад +72

      aw man

    • @FenLupimo
      @FenLupimo 3 года назад +56

      @@-loarado so we are back in the mine

    • @dylanmooney6330
      @dylanmooney6330 3 года назад +37

      Which timeline

    • @the-oncomingstorm
      @the-oncomingstorm 3 года назад +15

      @@FenLupimo what are you talking about. We're clearly in spaceships.

    • @cheeseycheezy
      @cheeseycheezy 3 года назад +16

      @@the-oncomingstorm uncultured

  • @themathhatter5290
    @themathhatter5290 4 года назад +3177

    Total moves: 151.
    Furthest along one timeline: 21 moves.
    Total timelines: 25.
    Brain wrinkles: incalculable.

    • @davidmorley7495
      @davidmorley7495 4 года назад +167

      The brain wrinkles went back in time to make more brain wrinkles

    • @tommybomby4122
      @tommybomby4122 3 года назад +19

      @Nicholas Natale ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @tabnk2
      @tabnk2 3 года назад +28

      There were so many wrinkles that they were amplifying and destroying themselves

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 3 года назад +9

      Yeah that was a fucking _hell_ of a time snarl they ended up with.

    • @mac6na6na26
      @mac6na6na26 3 года назад +5

      Each of the wrinkles were actually portals into another timeline in which it accesses more wrinkles which are actually portals, and so on and so on where at infinity there are actual brain wrinkles, so the amount of brain power you have in equivalent to infinity to the power of infinity.

  • @Collisto2435
    @Collisto2435 3 года назад +2770

    “Okay that puts you in check”
    “Wait in what timeline am I in check?”
    “You’ll find out”
    This game in a nutshell

    • @imbw267
      @imbw267 3 года назад +11

      19:30 :)

    • @sgtrazorclaw1033
      @sgtrazorclaw1033 3 года назад +8

      "and so will I!"

    • @sirius1320
      @sirius1320 2 года назад +3

      You see check as a "!", but only, if the Present is in this timeline. You have to move in the present, the rest is optional. (The Present is this big Line in the middle)

  • @pokefanbro673
    @pokefanbro673 3 года назад +810

    This is literally the definition of both:
    "I'm four parallel universes ahead of you."
    &
    "I'm doing 1,000 calculations a second, and they're all wrong!"

    • @jabrark5828
      @jabrark5828 23 дня назад +2

      That's equipping two Z-souls at once! (*O*)

  • @MsNotorials
    @MsNotorials 4 года назад +3706

    Finally, a game immune to backseat gaming.

    • @ParadoxAAA
      @ParadoxAAA 3 года назад +651

      "Bro you should move your queen to the yesterday where you moved tomorrow's knight to the today that you moved that one pawn yesterday"

    • @WeegeSeries
      @WeegeSeries 3 года назад +131

      GOD DAMMIT

    • @MsNotorials
      @MsNotorials 3 года назад +17

      @@WeegeSeries
      ?

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 3 года назад +62

      @@WeegeSeries silence backseater

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 3 года назад +6

      Me: AAAAAAAAAA

  • @pouyapourmehran9770
    @pouyapourmehran9770 4 года назад +1179

    1 : Ey bro your king is in check.
    2 : which one?

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 3 года назад +5

      I keep hearing the Vsause theme in every single one of these comments, and it's driving me insane!

    • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
      @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 3 года назад +3

      Or do I? **Vsause Theme Plays**

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 3 года назад +1

      @@dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 Hey Vsauce! Michael here.

    • @BFDI_Leaf
      @BFDI_Leaf 3 года назад +1

      @@teedeegremlin today we're gonna look at parallel universes.

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 2 года назад

      @@BFDI_Leaf *end of the video* and thats why hot dogs are a sandwich

  • @UnfunnyGoose
    @UnfunnyGoose 3 года назад +467

    Imagine thinking you've won but decades later on your deathbed you realise your bloodline lost centuries ago

  • @connorcook6813
    @connorcook6813 3 года назад +1458

    This is probably the best 5D chess content I've seen. Everything else I've seen is vs the computer and done by people who like, play chess for a living. That isn't what this game is about, it's about screwing around until someone wins for no reason.

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 3 года назад +6

      no

    • @bagelninja3264
      @bagelninja3264 3 года назад +67

      DamageMaximo yes

    • @Mr-vy7zf
      @Mr-vy7zf 3 года назад +14

      I remember seeing somewhere on YT a duel for "Rank 1" between 2 humans, one is (pardon my memory if I mistake) Linx 5D and other was Dreamer

    • @yugodeandrawirayudha4908
      @yugodeandrawirayudha4908 3 года назад +42

      "Screwing around until someone wins for no reason"
      Me and my friend

    • @BauerMan24
      @BauerMan24 3 года назад +6

      In the beginning, yes, if you plan to play and get good, then no. Otherwise you could say this about regular chess. Watching two beginner players play chess (I"m a class B player) is painful. But if you were to analyze their moves it would be random until there is an accidental stalemate normally, or threatening mate in 1 will be the end because the other player wont see it.

  • @fefehaulas
    @fefehaulas 4 года назад +773

    Normal chess: hm.. Good move
    5d chess: Why you do normal moves? Just create another timeline

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 года назад +5

      _Just make more_

    • @-minushyphen1two379
      @-minushyphen1two379 3 года назад +6

      Jurassic rook

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx Год назад +8

      virgin 2D chess grandmaster: what?! HOW IS THAT CHECK?!?
      chad 5D chess amateur: I have no clue. by the way, checkmate

  • @Bone8380
    @Bone8380 3 года назад +199

    They got so deep into alternate dimensions that they completely forgot that nothing they do matters until The Present catches up to the board. Its like if in normal chess you brainjacked two players together and they got so deep into future moves they never moved a piece on the real board, resulting in zero progress despite the intense mental effort going on.

    • @jabrark5828
      @jabrark5828 23 дня назад

      So basically this game is designed to make you feel like Hikaru without making you feel like Hikaru.
      EDIT: I think we see the effect of this culminate into a massive moment in 31:33, where we finally see the check from those two stacked queens register when the present catches up.

  • @Kompoteek
    @Kompoteek 3 года назад +580

    Time traveller: **kicks the rock** "I guess nothing will happen"
    Timeline:

  • @stove3517
    @stove3517 3 года назад +597

    If you played this in real life, you'd need: a warehouse; hundreds of boards; like 40 people that mark current boards; thousands of white and black flags; someone to mark the present; and people with string, chalk, or like managing a vr thing that everyone is hooked into, to signify transfers and that shit.

    • @МатвейКирик
      @МатвейКирик 3 года назад +24

      Or just a two more dimensions to add to our 3

    • @scoobiusmaximus9508
      @scoobiusmaximus9508 3 года назад +39

      Also like 20 refs that know the game and so maybe one of them would know what the hell is actually going on.

    • @sparkfrog777
      @sparkfrog777 3 года назад +13

      And the best part is this game doesn't use the 3rd dimension, which is actually used in 4d chess which is another whole thing

    • @stove3517
      @stove3517 3 года назад +1

      @@sparkfrog777 oh yeah lol

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx Год назад

      @@МатвейКирик or just one more, if you're okay with stacking boards like 4D jenga blocks

  • @LimeyLassen
    @LimeyLassen 4 года назад +711

    tfw there are more timelines than there are turns taken.

    • @orange_man_from
      @orange_man_from 3 года назад +17

      Harnessing the big brain to count our timelines vs. moves. It's just the Limey way

    • @flatearthtruth1298
      @flatearthtruth1298 3 года назад

      @@orange_man_from Make that reply the most liked ever

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 4 года назад +762

    What's mind blowing is that we're in a timeline where we're watching people play chess in different timelines.

  • @timothygiese6726
    @timothygiese6726 3 года назад +298

    "NOOOO, YOU CANT JUST USE QUEENS TO MAKE NEW TIMELINES"
    "Haha, chessboard goes brrrrrrrr"

  • @bluehairedemon
    @bluehairedemon 3 года назад +231

    "Why are you doing normal moves? That's so boring"
    *proceeds to win the game*

  • @vp21ct
    @vp21ct 3 года назад +651

    Fun idea: Every time a new timeline is created, take a shot.

    • @marvolofarhel1578
      @marvolofarhel1578 3 года назад +42

      Dear god

    • @amf3118
      @amf3118 3 года назад +32

      Multi-temporaly drunk

    • @inertinertia9514
      @inertinertia9514 3 года назад +63

      Getting more drunk as the game gets more complicated, beautiful

    • @_The_Dumbass_
      @_The_Dumbass_ 3 года назад +14

      I don't think they should do that, because no one wants to cause alchohol poisoning

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 3 года назад +25

      A friend tried it and is now in a coma 10/10, can recommend.

  • @NA-pz9qf
    @NA-pz9qf 4 года назад +402

    The moment I heard about 5D chess, I had to watch it. There is ground here for prodigies to create new moves, but until then...
    Wii shopping music played casually made this even better

    • @sawderf741
      @sawderf741 4 года назад +10

      "You are smart" in katimari damacy is also good.

  • @darknessblades
    @darknessblades 4 года назад +232

    The ultimate challenge in this game:
    win by Stalemates on at least 64 different timelines.

    • @353-d8o
      @353-d8o 3 года назад +11

      "win by stablemates"

    • @jabrark5828
      @jabrark5828 23 дня назад

      You'd need a platinum trophy on PSN just for that, JESUS.

    • @darknessblades
      @darknessblades 23 дня назад

      @@jabrark5828 Trust me its much much harder than you think. since you can accidentally create a checkmate by moving just 1 piece

  • @axc0mmt
    @axc0mmt 4 года назад +2311

    There isn’t a tutorial in this game because the even the creator doesn’t understand it

    • @nef36
      @nef36 4 года назад +164

      The puzzles and numerous variants speak otherwise

    • @AAxolotl1
      @AAxolotl1 4 года назад +169

      Honestly if there was a tutorial it would take a good hour and a half based on how complicated this game is it took my friend playing it and me telling him how to play took a good 45 minutes

    • @NakedUnderMyClothes
      @NakedUnderMyClothes 4 года назад +107

      For real, I read the guide and that's a challenge in and of itself. I need a guide for the guide.

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 4 года назад +79

      The creator made an actual tutorial eventually, upon realizing how unintuitive and hard to understand the game is.

    • @xxwarmouthxx
      @xxwarmouthxx 4 года назад +5

      there is a tutorial

  • @beriukay
    @beriukay 3 года назад +69

    "How would they even train generals for this shit?"
    Keep sending them into the past until they pass the class?

  • @SomeFreakingCactus
    @SomeFreakingCactus 3 года назад +188

    In 5D chess, the dimensions are:
    X: left and right on a board.
    Y: up and down on a board.
    Z: forwards and backwards in time.
    Alpha: boards that are on the same turn count as the present (different branches)
    Beta: boards that branched off of a given board (different branching points).
    Since knights in regular chess move two spaces in one dimension and one space in another dimension, the same is true in 5D chess. A knight can move two spaces to the left, and one back in time, one space upwards and two spots down a newly-branched timeline, one board forwards in time and two spaces to the right, and so on.
    At least, that's how I understand it. Still don't get diagonal moves.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 2 года назад +19

      Diagonal moves move 1 dimension in time and 1 dimension in space
      So like the bishop moves 1 in the y axis and 1 in the x axis to move diagonally but in 4d you can move 1 in the y axis and 1 in the time axis

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx Год назад +2

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real which is how you get bishops that look like they can check like rooks. suitably cursed, as it should be

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Год назад +6

      @@AMan-xz7tx like the 4d Gods intended

    • @oneleaf11
      @oneleaf11 Год назад +6

      this game is technically 4d, as the pieces and boards don’t have height.

    • @samwilde8311
      @samwilde8311 Год назад +4

      ​@@oneleaf11 the 3rd dimension is used as an intermediary to more easily display the higher dimensions

  • @andromeda4917
    @andromeda4917 3 года назад +71

    When you realise that this game also has princesses, dragons and unicorns:☠
    It's basically if Terminator, D&D and chess had children and then let them grow up to be chainsmokers

  • @denis441166
    @denis441166 4 года назад +235

    35:06 "A rookie mistake" hahahahaha

  • @KWCHope
    @KWCHope 3 года назад +124

    Me: Not understanding a damn thing
    Random Guy: This is some BlazBlue shit
    Me: Immediately understands the complexity of the situation

  • @glitchygang702
    @glitchygang702 3 года назад +128

    This is literally the legend of zelda's timeline

  • @Near_Void
    @Near_Void 3 года назад +60

    Its like normal chess, if normal chess is the MIT Math finals and you are blindfolded and you hold your pencil with a pair of chopsticks while handcuffed

    • @flatearthtruth1298
      @flatearthtruth1298 3 года назад +2

      Behind your back

    • @oneleaf11
      @oneleaf11 Год назад

      During a tornado

    • @erei-i
      @erei-i Год назад

      underwater

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 6 месяцев назад

      The bright side is you only have to get a better score than another guy in the exact same situation.

    • @icedqq
      @icedqq 6 месяцев назад

      @@tylerian4648that _is_ 5d chess

  • @MrSonny6155
    @MrSonny6155 3 года назад +239

    I split my character's soul into 7 horcruxes so I can level them separately at 7 times the speed without XP gain scaling. Then I resolved a cross-timeline merge request to multiply my main level exponentially!

  • @DynoKea
    @DynoKea Год назад +14

    Literally only strategies I can think of are:
    1. Don't move the king to decrease the number of possible checks
    2. Get those rooks moving. When checked you can send them back in time to delay the present

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative 4 года назад +291

    I've honestly been waiting for a video where people are actually having fun with this game.

  • @ulysses9488
    @ulysses9488 3 года назад +47

    This game is like little kids saying 'Uh uh, I totally got your king' 'When?' 'In the uh... NEW timeline!'

  • @Masworder
    @Masworder 4 года назад +264

    Quality content for a small channel, epic.

  • @UsernameDoesntCare
    @UsernameDoesntCare 3 года назад +11

    I can't wait for one of them to get into an argument, and one goes "I beat you in 5D chess, so get fucked"

    • @KlineStife
      @KlineStife  3 года назад +7

      it has already happened repeatedly

  • @arka5429
    @arka5429 3 года назад +212

    I don't want to be that guy, but wouldn't it be "when" instead of "where", and let's be honest, it would be hilarious to hear them say things like "I have you on check everywhen"

    • @flatearthtruth1298
      @flatearthtruth1298 3 года назад +9

      Technically the boards all still fit on the plane, so they're locations and not times.

    • @sky_0f_blue979
      @sky_0f_blue979 3 года назад +1

      If it helps you can think of them referring to locations on their screen, instead of timelines

  • @KaizarNike
    @KaizarNike 4 года назад +155

    You two are so big brained. The puzzles should help to see when trouble is coming, but with this many timelines only some manydimensionedbrain chessmaster from a comic dude could see that far ahead.

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 4 года назад +4

      I think the game isn't supposed to be played in so many timelines :P

    • @KaizarNike
      @KaizarNike 4 года назад +18

      High level play seems to mostly revolve around under 3 timelines, but watching time and space spaghetti out is its own reward.

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 4 года назад +13

      @@KaizarNike Sometimes, you just need a powertrip, and nothing gives as big a trip as playing God, now does it?

  • @saqvobase4301
    @saqvobase4301 3 года назад +44

    This game is the meme of "I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

  • @naosouumpatopoha7861
    @naosouumpatopoha7861 8 месяцев назад +5

    that's why they banned time travel in 2065

  • @voidfirestudios
    @voidfirestudios 4 года назад +97

    The shot at the beginning killed me instantly

  • @spirk314
    @spirk314 3 года назад +17

    If this is hard to understand, I have a concept of "8 dimensional chess with deparadoxing timelines, and megaverse timelines that intercept"

  • @hauntedbedsheet
    @hauntedbedsheet 3 года назад +29

    He made the intro at the end and traveled back to the beginning of the video to create an alternate timeline with the new intro and where he loses the game. So technically, you won

  • @Zweiloushead
    @Zweiloushead 3 года назад +39

    As someone who's owned 5D chess for about a week, this is accurate to actually playing with friends

  • @primetime3422
    @primetime3422 3 года назад +20

    Just imagine 5d chess with multiverses time travel, with 5 players.

  • @derekdeng9734
    @derekdeng9734 3 года назад +48

    This is going to be recommended 9 years in the future. I can see it

  • @InFiNiTeO7
    @InFiNiTeO7 Год назад +3

    This game is just pure chaos, nothing just makes sense and you have to remove all the fundamentals you have learned in normal chess because 5D chess is THAT INSANE.

  • @Marqan
    @Marqan 3 года назад +16

    "When you send a piece to the past, the alternate reality becomes the present... it's very straightforward."

  • @YuTEM
    @YuTEM 3 года назад +28

    "this is anime I need to explain your moves". I see you are a man of timelines that coalign with our civilization cultures as well, timeline.

  • @softed
    @softed 2 года назад +4

    Regular chess:
    -Check.
    -Where?
    5D chess:
    -Check.
    -When?

  • @nef36
    @nef36 4 года назад +208

    Tips: Moving between the present of two timelines doesn't create any new timelines, and has the most impact, since your moving between boards where the pieces are still moving. (most important)
    Imagine the boards being stacked on top of each other when moving pieces, especially when moving diagonally.
    You _could_ send your bishop back in time to assassinate your opponent's queen in the past, but that doesn't get rid of the queen on the board the bishop departed from, it just makes a board where they don't have a queen. This could be used to coordinate an attack under the board the bishop departed from, and the further you move back, the more time you have to set it up, but the more time the opponent can set up counterplay, so moving back in time could be risky if you get outmaneuvered before the new timeline reaches the present.
    You can protect pieces on other boards, which makes stacking pieces a lot more complicated, since you could plant a Queen under a pawn you plan to take, or a knight you don't want the opponent to take.
    The timelines coded by purple arrows are timelines that must progress. Check in that timeline may not be stalled, and neither player may refuse to move. A timeline with a white arrow is a timeline created by white after making two timelines before black made a timeline. Black may move those timelines if they wish, but if they do not, white can't make moves in those timelines, and they may only make one move per move black makes, so black could arbitrarily decide to stop moving that timeline, and white can't do anything about it. Vice versa for timelines with black arrows. If, say black starts making timelines after white made 7, then those 7 will slowly become purple as black makes more timelines, activating them as timelines that must move. This mechanic was put in so one player doesn't make 20 timelines (hey) for the hell of it.
    Opening traps are really nasty. An example is 1.e4, e5. 2.Qh5, Nf6. 3.Qxe5#. Another one is Qa4 is mate a few moves after black moves their D pawn (these work in reverse)
    EDIT: The purple timelines only need to be moved when the present line is on top of those timelines' presents.

    • @KlineStife
      @KlineStife  4 года назад +78

      i'll be sure to utilize all that when we next play, thanks for the tips.

    • @nef36
      @nef36 4 года назад +15

      @@KlineStife np

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 4 года назад +15

      Wow, I didn't know that's what made the white timeline arrows. Thanks!

    • @Azure9577
      @Azure9577 3 года назад +6

      Wat

    • @No-ok1rj
      @No-ok1rj 3 года назад +1

      @@Azure9577 Thank you, I thought i was the only one.

  • @Slaziel
    @Slaziel 3 года назад +7

    "OH MY GOD, IT'S ANOTHER TIME LINE"

  • @yukinanka
    @yukinanka Месяц назад +2

    01:46 "This timeline sucks."
    05:08 "If any of us wins, we won't know why."
    06:19 "This is all just Terminator."

  • @slugma_nuts
    @slugma_nuts 2 года назад +8

    Every now and then I come back to this video (or a certain other geoguesser one) for comfort or to avoid studying. Thank you for creating this masterpiece

  • @temperpepper
    @temperpepper Год назад +2

    RUclips recommend me more 5D chess videos. My blood is laughing in my skin.

  • @Fail-harold
    @Fail-harold 3 года назад +28

    "Check"
    "When"

    • @cinderare
      @cinderare 3 года назад +1

      Which one
      Where what timeline

  • @supamerio2714
    @supamerio2714 3 года назад +2

    I killed myself 8 times in 13 different timelines while watching this video

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 3 года назад +35

    I just found this game from RTGame so I randomly search for gameplay to help me understand the rule, thanks to you now I can somewhat understand how the game work, it was fun to watch too

  • @ghostfaceinyourbathroom2190
    @ghostfaceinyourbathroom2190 3 года назад +9

    I got recommended this at 3 am and i sat there in my bed just thinking “what in the actual sweet home Alabama fuck have humans created”

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 3 года назад +3

    "Are ya winning son?"
    "You could not possibly understand"

  • @MethodiaLordae
    @MethodiaLordae 4 года назад +16

    >Persona crashed and didn't save
    I'd be mad too

  • @doctheodore26
    @doctheodore26 3 года назад +20

    7:13 is just the perfect jojo moment

  • @TheEndiPL
    @TheEndiPL 3 года назад +38

    Next do quantum tunneling chess where any chess piece can spontanously swap places with another

  • @xaythearsonist2003
    @xaythearsonist2003 2 года назад +3

    "Multiverse theory's a bitch!"
    -TFS prolly

  • @danjoy2
    @danjoy2 3 года назад +3

    This is what happened after Loki killed the time keeper.

  • @exolight_fr
    @exolight_fr 3 года назад +10

    Hey guys, because of you, I just played two games with my friends. Played chess like 5 times in my life. It is now 2am, and I have accidentally won my two games. Still have absolutely no fucking idea about how I did that.
    I think my forehead is expending. Or maybe it's just a headache from all the timelines that were created. In any case, thanks for making me discover this game by total accident. 10/10 would play again.

  • @irrelevantgaymer6195
    @irrelevantgaymer6195 3 года назад +17

    It’s going to be so interesting when some big brain person develops a positional eval function to create a 5D chess engine, like the computer could potentially think of all dimensions where us humans struggle with a lot of timelines, watching computers play might be very interesting and savage

  • @magictoaster2996
    @magictoaster2996 3 года назад +8

    I remember my first game of 5d chess. I played like a true idiot and won.

  • @EK321
    @EK321 2 года назад +4

    Imagine Blitz mode in this

  • @FinalPlot
    @FinalPlot 3 года назад +5

    I have never seen such an incomprehensible board won in such a normal way

  • @NugisBiboSchicken
    @NugisBiboSchicken 3 года назад +4

    the queen of England is the terminator
    she's immortal because past versions replace the present one whenever she dies

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 3 года назад +5

    i just imagine the bot chugging for several minutes trying to calculate a decent set of moves to make in that board

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert Год назад +6

    Ya know how people joke about how every choice makes a new timeline?
    I have a feeling that doesn't happen with this game, because it would break the CPU of reality.

  • @Agent_Matt_6
    @Agent_Matt_6 Год назад +2

    Because I can, I will:
    2 spacial dimensions (your board), 3 temporal dimensions (timeline, multiverse that white makes, and multiverse black makes)

  • @dislikereporter2271
    @dislikereporter2271 3 года назад +8

    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep in a nutshell

  • @akaruiyami0015
    @akaruiyami0015 3 года назад +10

    This is the game where "I am 4 parallel universe ahead of you" meme make sense when you win

  • @nicole_animate4555
    @nicole_animate4555 3 года назад +2

    Strat: make a fuck ton of timelines to confuse the other player and get all the queens into one spot to make the other player give up.

  • @AMan-xz7tx
    @AMan-xz7tx Год назад +3

    "if any of us wins, we won't know why" is the most accurate review of 5D chess

  • @MusikCassette
    @MusikCassette 3 года назад +3

    24:00 the way to force someone tor advance a timeline is, to not create new timelines and wait to the present catches up.

  • @altered_dev
    @altered_dev 3 года назад +3

    Finally, a board game that lasts longer than Monopoly

  • @JadeyJ4d3y
    @JadeyJ4d3y 3 года назад +9

    5D Chess : where every chess piece have a Time Machine made out of a Delorean

  • @jacobschott6955
    @jacobschott6955 3 дня назад +1

    Something fun about the game; you can play exactly 1 more timeline than your opponent. Creating more can be done, but any timelines that go beyond that opponent + 1 limit are ‘non canon’ until the opponent creates enough timelines to recover that limit. As a result, neither player has to play them - the same goes for any timelines in the future, incidentally. However, non canon timelines can still contribute time travel pieces to active timelines under the both-boards-play condition.
    This is the secret fifth dimension - canonicity.

  • @Gale42
    @Gale42 3 года назад +10

    you were blessed by youtube recommendations

  • @TerraStorm
    @TerraStorm 3 года назад +4

    Im gona pretend i understood everything that is happening

  • @stapuft
    @stapuft 3 года назад +4

    the optimal play for this game has apparently already been found, and its like a 3 turn 2 timeline checkmate. and the final move is the move that makes the second timeline...so basically the "optimal" way to play is 99% normal chess and only 1% shenanigans.

  • @buacamolijarvis7671
    @buacamolijarvis7671 4 года назад +15

    Not only did i find a cool dude on yt, i also got my brain melted

  • @nirakinos
    @nirakinos Год назад +1

    Me waiting to see a board full of kings

  • @siberianmaster
    @siberianmaster 7 месяцев назад +2

    15:15 "This is the future of warfare"
    And the past

  • @name2865-n2y
    @name2865-n2y 3 года назад +16

    Hi yes I am a random watcher who's never even played chess, I totally understood this, thanks for a really clear tutorial lmao

  • @jayjay5739
    @jayjay5739 3 года назад +7

    ending with the intro is the real 5d chess move

  • @LCCWPresents
    @LCCWPresents 3 года назад +3

    Best stratigy would be to play normal chess as long as possible to prevent the oponet from using the multiple timelines to govenator people and use the rock as your main time travel pieces.

  • @snarkylive
    @snarkylive 3 года назад +2

    Checkmate? When??
    Always has been.

  • @WaterDroplet02
    @WaterDroplet02 4 года назад +154

    you dont HAVE to move the future boards, just the present ones. in some cases the best thing to do is to not move any of the future boards and have the present catch up
    edit: you totally would have won if you did that exact thing and caught the present up to the checkmated timelines

    • @KlineStife
      @KlineStife  4 года назад +91

      yeah, we figured that out around 4/5 through the game but by then our brains were so fried that we weren't thinking at all.

    • @Drakonus_
      @Drakonus_ 4 года назад +33

      @@KlineStife Lmao, it's ironic that thinking harder in this game actually makes you dumber.

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 4 года назад +12

      @@KlineStife You don't even need to use all of the boards. The offshoots marked by white arrows are not required to move, so you can just leave them be.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 3 года назад +4

      Moving a future board can setup a lock and force the opponent to focus on it.

  • @sunsetskye483
    @sunsetskye483 3 года назад +2

    This video is two idiots playing chess and having no clue why they won. This is thoroughly entertaining.

  • @creepykoala7255
    @creepykoala7255 4 года назад +19

    18:38 Perfect summary of this video.

  • @Arniox
    @Arniox 2 года назад +3

    You can indeed force a checkmate in the past by constantly moving the present to that timeline. But they can escape by moving pieces to the past and moving the present backwards. It's how I won my first game. The AI kept saving itself by forcing the present backwards to avoid progressing a checkmate board. So I only played past boards to force that board to progress, causing a check mate and winning.

  • @pepitodelrancho
    @pepitodelrancho 3 года назад +3

    0:54 Killer Queen! Bites the Dust!!
    “my ability has now activated all your previous actions are in vain”

  • @firelasto
    @firelasto 3 года назад +17

    is it bad that i can completly understand how this game would be played and that these people are the 5d equivilent of dogs eating their own king?

  • @adriantheasian7162
    @adriantheasian7162 3 года назад +4

    The RUclips algorithm has blessed this video

  • @wtfamousone9756
    @wtfamousone9756 Год назад +2

    Can't wait to see StockFish vs AlphaZero in that game

  • @louisalzate6185
    @louisalzate6185 4 года назад +8

    cant wait for proffesional 5D chess

  • @plague6566
    @plague6566 3 года назад +4

    This is an accurate representation of the Fate series

  • @BoulderWraith
    @BoulderWraith 3 года назад +5

    Pawns could actually be the best secret killers
    They should be able to kill one space in front and one space back in time right?
    So pro tip, pawns have medusa eyes.