Chess, but the rules are cursed

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @gmdFrame
    @gmdFrame 10 месяцев назад +3439

    I love how rule 8 is just a horse.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 10 месяцев назад +104

      hors

    • @ArceusFireForme
      @ArceusFireForme 10 месяцев назад +86

      He

    • @ajtcj1356
      @ajtcj1356 10 месяцев назад +30

      Hous

    • @uselesscheesucake8901
      @uselesscheesucake8901 10 месяцев назад +66

      @@ArceusFireForme I guess HE finally got tired of politics and became a horse

    • @tookiecar1
      @tookiecar1 10 месяцев назад +10

      It’s connected to rule 9

  • @darqed
    @darqed 10 месяцев назад +2350

    the closest we've gotten to a full chess battle advanced game

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood 10 месяцев назад +30

      Definitely. This is going to be fun to watch.

    • @sergewind2208
      @sergewind2208 10 месяцев назад +22

      Isn't Chess Battle Advanced supposed to be an advanced version of Chess Evolved Online? or am I rusty on the lore?

    • @felipecardope
      @felipecardope 10 месяцев назад

      @@sergewind2208 You are, chess battle advanced was canceled, now there is Chess Battle Advanced (icely version)

    • @bird9188
      @bird9188 10 месяцев назад +14

      I still don't understand what chess battle advanced is

    • @ReeseHosgood
      @ReeseHosgood 10 месяцев назад +25

      @@bird9188 Basically, the phrase “chess battle advanced” is just just a running gag on Icely’s channel similar to the phrase “that’s just a theory, a game theory” from the game theorists channel.

  • @dandykong321
    @dandykong321 10 месяцев назад +2711

    So, a theory regarding the ending:
    You turn into a troll after winning because of Rule 11, "If the black king dies, the crown is given to another member of the royal guard. The perpetual cycle continues." And the troll plays as his own king piece. But if you capture all his pieces, there's nothing else to invoke Rule 11 on. So he kings _you_. There is no win condition for white - either black wins, or white becomes black and wins.
    So how do you avoid this fate? You cheat.
    Notice how the troll's last words are to accuse you of cheating? That was his fatal mistake. Next time you play this game, try pressing space during the ending and see if it lets you go into accusation mode. Calling his Rule 1 violation and cheating back is probably how you get the good ending.

    • @hunterchichester5720
      @hunterchichester5720 10 месяцев назад +209

      OMG

    • @hptuseqz7437
      @hptuseqz7437 10 месяцев назад +642

      in theory it may give you that ending... but there's one thing you missed.
      Successfully spotting a troll cheat will allow you to cheat back as revenge... "You [may] cheat this turn"
      It's not really a direct statement... but could it be that to win is to not..?

    • @Ariamaki
      @Ariamaki 10 месяцев назад +286

      There's also the paper pointing out that he doesn't want pawns to ascend, specifically drawing out all of them...

    • @tsunamininja
      @tsunamininja 10 месяцев назад +242

      My theory (halfway through the video) is simply that you need to win without cheating to get the good ending.

    • @lantosrevial8846
      @lantosrevial8846 10 месяцев назад +193

      @@tsunamininja So I bought the game after seeing that Icely didn't want to make a no cheat run, proceeded to play the entire 1st game without cheating, and was rewarded with the good ending.
      After you win, the troll calls you an idiot for not cheating despite him cheating all the time and the rulebooks allowing you to cheat if you call *their* cheats, then asks you if you were trying to teach him a lesson, and finally tries to convince himself that you cannot change him, repeating it 4 or 5 times.
      He then slips and falls (does the slippery tiles movement). You can then go up, and get now rewarded with the "You crossed the bridge." quote, followed by the number of attempts, the time, and a quote stating that you never cheated before the credits roll, and you get sent to the main menu.

  • @exi_m7074
    @exi_m7074 10 месяцев назад +2669

    The 34th Rule of Chess: If it Exists, there is a Chess Version of it.

  • @fitsdespits6903
    @fitsdespits6903 10 месяцев назад +1457

    Hi Finn here! Thank you so much for playing the game

    • @WordUser
      @WordUser 10 месяцев назад +68

      A truly advanced version of chess

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly 10 месяцев назад +19

      underrated game + comment

    • @konignickerchen7265
      @konignickerchen7265 10 месяцев назад +41

      The hand rubbing is very formidable.

    • @AaronAcademyOfficial
      @AaronAcademyOfficial 10 месяцев назад +1

      findanse

    • @paulomatute4114
      @paulomatute4114 10 месяцев назад +10

      I think it would be nicer if you didn't instantly lose for you cheating/false accusing, just a bit too punishing in my opinion

  • @cachotognax3600
    @cachotognax3600 10 месяцев назад +327

    act/chapter 1 is before meeting the goblin, act/chapter 3 is after defeating it.

    • @DonickPL
      @DonickPL 10 месяцев назад +25

      so this is act 2?
      and where is the act 1

    • @TSquitz
      @TSquitz 10 месяцев назад +57

      @@DonickPL act 1 is the start of the game, before the goblin appears, act 2 is before challenging the goblin

  • @CrippIusDungledeen
    @CrippIusDungledeen 10 месяцев назад +260

    When there's only one piece left, you can actually just cheat. He has no more pieces, therefore he has lost.

    • @Can-uj5pv
      @Can-uj5pv 10 месяцев назад +13

      Except for a tower, if you still have one on your side, I'd guess.

    • @valorune
      @valorune 10 месяцев назад +3

      cool i was wondering if you could do that

    • @Ayelis
      @Ayelis 9 месяцев назад

      How do you mean? Doesn't he always take your king with his king, which is his last piece?

    • @blanca-borb
      @blanca-borb Месяц назад

      Oh, you mean the king that doesn't exist, because there are no more pieces?

  • @umbra0rpng173
    @umbra0rpng173 10 месяцев назад +418

    CBA!!!!!!
    "The rules are the same as chess, except for these changes."

    • @Joe_Griddly
      @Joe_Griddly 10 месяцев назад +21

      that was a uhhhh whos that one guy that makes videos like "How to play uno flip" and he explains it beautifully reference, right?

    • @_Solose_
      @_Solose_ 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Joe_Griddlyi dont know troller

    • @theneoreformationist
      @theneoreformationist 10 месяцев назад

      yes@@Joe_Griddly

    • @janthejetplane5668
      @janthejetplane5668 10 месяцев назад

      ,,For a refresher of those rules, check out this video *points to top-right corner*''

    • @thomkoval
      @thomkoval 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@_Solose_it's something like sss games.

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 10 месяцев назад +169

    I think the good ending involves something along the lines of getting across the bridge... without trollification. Maybe no cheating.

    • @aidensnyder2420
      @aidensnyder2420 10 месяцев назад +44

      yeah, probably beat the game without revenge cheating

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist 10 месяцев назад +14

      This is correct. It took 7 attempts and 48 minutes, but I just got the good ending. Just don't cheat.

  • @Rafael-w4j
    @Rafael-w4j 10 месяцев назад +242

    Cheat Battle Advanced.

  • @sadmate_
    @sadmate_ 10 месяцев назад +175

    you out-goblin'd the goblin by not doing the no-revenge-cheat run. I am frustrated but at the same time I'd do it too. lol

  • @warmwater9509
    @warmwater9509 10 месяцев назад +232

    Finally, chess got an update

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code 10 месяцев назад +46

    9:00 "This is undefended right now" he says forgetting the troll rules on pawn movement

    • @ZachAttack6089
      @ZachAttack6089 10 месяцев назад +3

      Also not realizing that there's a bishop right next to it defending it lol

  • @mathematicskid
    @mathematicskid 10 месяцев назад +63

    9:40 it was you capturing the old king with your queen

  • @rovalen_hagane
    @rovalen_hagane 10 месяцев назад +87

    We'll be waiting for the sequel to this CBA, the Decent Battle Advanced

  • @Ka_muu
    @Ka_muu 10 месяцев назад +38

    100%ed this game just now. Great game.
    My complaint was exactly what Icely did -- troll does not understand page T2. He can accuse you of cheating even when the cheating piece does not exist, HOWEVER -- that's because this is a special case. Both the troll and the player are not allowed to cheat in a way that removes the cheating piece from play. If the cheating piece becomes a castle, the castle is now the cheating piece.

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 10 месяцев назад +34

    I think the enemy lift of your pieces occasionally to make you think that they moved and you false accuse him
    You did fall for it the first time

  • @Graknorke
    @Graknorke 10 месяцев назад +46

    Bishop goes on vacation, actually works out of town

    • @sliporful
      @sliporful 10 месяцев назад +3

      well isnt it because he goes on like missionary things

  • @ilse7743
    @ilse7743 10 месяцев назад +80

    Like playing chess against a child... who made their own rules...who is also cheating, very nice

    • @DonickPL
      @DonickPL 10 месяцев назад +32

      but he actually writen all the rules and when u catch him cheating he lets u cheat for one turn too

  • @steamedeggeggegg
    @steamedeggeggegg 10 месяцев назад +22

    We all have trauma to rules after playing the password game

  • @JustHexyl
    @JustHexyl 10 месяцев назад +18

    I see everyone is speculating how to get the good ending, my 10 cents is to keep your pawns alive, get the troll for cheating 8 times, or naturally ascend your pawns, there was a torn page about not letting all 8 of them ascend

    • @Kreschnav
      @Kreschnav 10 месяцев назад +9

      I had the same idea. The first ending I got was from ascending all my pawns. Thank you bishops.

    • @fs2t21linkaiwingp3
      @fs2t21linkaiwingp3 25 дней назад

      its to not cheat or catch bro cheating (by bro i mean troll)

  • @alfonsofonso19
    @alfonsofonso19 10 месяцев назад +56

    That rule looks very sus

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 10 месяцев назад +22

    Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • @shannonhoward4792
    @shannonhoward4792 10 месяцев назад +9

    Teacher, teacher, if the tower doesn't summon a valorite scrap every 8.5872 seconds, then may I accuse it of cheating?

  • @Pinkcircleguy
    @Pinkcircleguy 10 месяцев назад +14

    this is like if the inspector from papers please played along with the rules of chess made by a 6 year old

  • @Thirty_Five
    @Thirty_Five 10 месяцев назад +56

    Cheating Bridge Antagonist.

  • @Capiosus
    @Capiosus 10 месяцев назад +23

    Finally, an advanced chess battle.

  • @EliGamingYT
    @EliGamingYT 26 дней назад +1

    " +1 SCRAP" Got me lol😂😂😂 13:09

  • @sonicgamer999-
    @sonicgamer999- 10 месяцев назад +4

    If my paternal grandfather still had his mental faculties this game would give him a conniption

  • @phantom-ri2tg
    @phantom-ri2tg 10 месяцев назад +21

    It is totally feasible to beat him without cheating. most of his cheating is silly stuff.

  • @shieldgenerator7
    @shieldgenerator7 10 месяцев назад +6

    16:20 thats such a funny troll, changing what happens when pawn reaches the end xD

  • @cuberman5948
    @cuberman5948 10 месяцев назад +11

    I like how the troll hits a little jig

  • @fgvcosmic6752
    @fgvcosmic6752 10 месяцев назад +6

    I checked the achievements and (semi spoilers about Endings)
    Theres not just a "good" and "bad" ending: theres also an "Ascension" ending and a "Goose ending" (??!)
    I can only assume the ascension ending is based on pawns, but... goose?? I dont have a clue.

  • @SilvercattoOsom
    @SilvercattoOsom 10 месяцев назад +2

    Poofesure should play this game. The look on his face is gonna be PRICELESS.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:18 bro looking dubious with his rhyme
    Watch it at x2 speed, you wont regret it

  • @JustAnotherCommenter
    @JustAnotherCommenter 10 месяцев назад +18

    Chess Bridge Attlevanced

  • @LukeAps
    @LukeAps 10 месяцев назад +4

    What a cool little game! I'm not even going to watch the video, I'm buying this right now.

  • @calinacho7704
    @calinacho7704 10 месяцев назад +11

    Chess battle abridged

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 10 месяцев назад +3

    The only game of chess that admits the AI is cheating.

  • @gustavogodoy9626
    @gustavogodoy9626 10 месяцев назад +1

    the ending follows the Troll's rules, when the king is defeated, it passes the crown to the next piece

  • @KaileyTheAlien
    @KaileyTheAlien 10 месяцев назад +3

    This is unironically the best thumbnail I've seen in years

  • @LinkMaster5
    @LinkMaster5 10 месяцев назад +5

    I think we should show this game to Doug Doug

  • @radio5637
    @radio5637 10 месяцев назад +21

    Papers, chess.

  • @FoxDog1080
    @FoxDog1080 10 месяцев назад +7

    25:14
    You're not allowed to stack pieces

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 10 месяцев назад

      I mean, it did never say that other pieces could capture friendly pieces. Only that Towers (rooks) could.

  • @RonanJellyfish
    @RonanJellyfish 10 месяцев назад +3

    Oh my God, just take the castle with your bishop!!

  • @AngyKrby
    @AngyKrby 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hikaru and Carlson got a hell of a rival now.

  • @paulomatute4114
    @paulomatute4114 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is a really neat concept, if it could be randomized everytime it could have a lot of potential

  • @texasred8424
    @texasred8424 10 месяцев назад +2

    3:03
    i was gonna say "guys is this a lisa the pointless reference" but i realized it might actually be a lisa the pointless reference

  • @dawnbeckett9179
    @dawnbeckett9179 10 месяцев назад +11

    Chess Bridge Adventure

  • @shadou1234567
    @shadou1234567 10 месяцев назад +2

    8 acending probably means something happens if all 8 pawns acend

  • @BobMcBobJr
    @BobMcBobJr 9 месяцев назад

    Troll: You may cheat this turn
    Me: I move all my pieces onto your pieces.

  • @chriscombs21886
    @chriscombs21886 10 месяцев назад +4

    rule number 34: if a queen is surrounded by more than 3 pieces of the opposite side she is eliminated at the start of the next turn, no exceptions

  • @syncrossus
    @syncrossus 9 месяцев назад +1

    The rules of chess are already cursed. All games of chess are two trolls competing. En-passant? Castling? Promotion? Stalemate? All rules that were clearly made up on the spot by someone who was losing.

  • @angelarodriguez6306
    @angelarodriguez6306 12 дней назад

    When the troll has only a king left, you can capture it in a illegal move like you can capture that king if with the piece if that move is a move that the troll thinks it's cheating but it'sn't (it is not) cheating.

  • @cheeseboy2251
    @cheeseboy2251 10 месяцев назад +1

    The unholy fusion we all needed. Chess and The Password Game

  • @stavros222
    @stavros222 10 месяцев назад +3

    The chess of lawyers ig

  • @memeboi1245
    @memeboi1245 9 месяцев назад

    8:50 its especially difficult considering what happened last time two towers were next to eachother

  • @BerryGo.
    @BerryGo. 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hi! You are my favourite RUclipsr and you have shown me a LOT of awesome puzzle games. Extra Deluxe Chess Battle Advanced.

  • @henriquebecker4453
    @henriquebecker4453 9 месяцев назад

    19:40 lol, Metal Gear Rising reference, The Troll was senator Armstrong the whole time.

  • @G0bl1nB
    @G0bl1nB 10 месяцев назад

    This is like playing chess against your little sibling who "always wins" and "never cheats" because he make up the rules

  • @nex7662
    @nex7662 10 месяцев назад +4

    Chess on-a-bridge advanced

  • @paradoxicallyblue
    @paradoxicallyblue 10 месяцев назад +1

    What can I say the thumbnail got me..

  • @dreamerofthorns
    @dreamerofthorns 10 месяцев назад +1

    Since I dont see anyone mentioning it: around 6 minutes, black picked up your bishop and set it down in the same square. Technically it wasn't moved. Cheeky bastard.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 10 месяцев назад +2

    Finally! Chess is getting an update! xD

  • @rueme4228
    @rueme4228 10 месяцев назад +2

    YOU READ SO INCREDIBLY FAST! I have to keep having to go back to see what the troll said…

  • @RRedSquare
    @RRedSquare 6 месяцев назад +1

    no way we got chess 2 before gta 6

  • @dominicespinosa9154
    @dominicespinosa9154 10 месяцев назад +3

    Wait the paper don’t pawns ascend if they make it to the back row what happens if all 8 pawns do?

  • @amineguettara8206
    @amineguettara8206 9 месяцев назад +4

    Rule 34 of Chess 😊
    Rule 34 💀

  • @konstralit2105
    @konstralit2105 10 месяцев назад +2

    This is Chess Battle Advanced of all time

  • @yareyaredogze6084
    @yareyaredogze6084 10 месяцев назад

    I like the fact that black pieces' king is just dancing and vibing troll 😂 It's so hilarious)

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 10 месяцев назад +1

    This is the only chess game I could win against someone because I play less chess than them

  • @f1reflam3
    @f1reflam3 10 месяцев назад +15

    Anyone can explain the chess battle advanced gag? I'm new to the channel and it is everywhere lol

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 10 месяцев назад +4

      chess battle advanced

    • @megadeth116
      @megadeth116 10 месяцев назад +1

      CBA

    • @DonickPL
      @DonickPL 10 месяцев назад +1

      chess battle advanced

    • @coolguyflex
      @coolguyflex 10 месяцев назад +5

      Imagine a chess battle, but more advanced

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 10 месяцев назад +3

      To get the answer you must vow to chess battle advanced for the rest of all time.

  • @Acdxls
    @Acdxls 9 месяцев назад +1

    If you catch him cheating, you can just stack two of his pieces on each other, accuse him again for walking in anothers shoes, then keep doing that until 1 move captures every single piece

  • @XTLmaker
    @XTLmaker 10 месяцев назад +11

    troll battle advance

  • @Hallko
    @Hallko 9 месяцев назад +1

    Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Reference

  • @dacleepah
    @dacleepah 10 месяцев назад

    I'm incredibly impressed how fast Icely adapted to the stupidest possible Chess rules

  • @myithspa25
    @myithspa25 10 месяцев назад +2

    16:20 the troll didn’t see you cheat there

    • @vCherrykAI16
      @vCherrykAI16 10 месяцев назад +1

      Because he was allowed to cheat that turn, due to correctly accusing the troll of cheating.

  • @willsyouintoexistence
    @willsyouintoexistence 10 месяцев назад +1

    imagine this with multiverse time travel

  • @ms.kuroitsu1633
    @ms.kuroitsu1633 9 месяцев назад

    Sounds like "Double Cranko," only with actual rules.

  • @dieschweizmann5066
    @dieschweizmann5066 10 месяцев назад +3

    finally.
    chess battle advanced.

  • @job8
    @job8 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bought the game after watching 3 minutes of your video. Best marketer award.

  • @DokterRhezaGaming
    @DokterRhezaGaming 8 месяцев назад

    "Bishop from Z99999 checkmate you" vibes

  • @jnerdsblog
    @jnerdsblog 5 месяцев назад

    3:50 I mean, like the book said, "some tiles are slippery"

  • @theStaif
    @theStaif 10 месяцев назад +1

    rule 34: do not make pawn bottom

  • @officiallyaninja
    @officiallyaninja 10 месяцев назад +7

    Is this chess battle advanced

  • @smajet5640
    @smajet5640 10 месяцев назад +3

    This was a very big-minded video.

  • @stanclaessens-b4r
    @stanclaessens-b4r 10 месяцев назад +2

    Your voice sounds like if a helium balloon meets a nuclear bomb (which is a good thing)

  • @kstarks9049
    @kstarks9049 10 месяцев назад +1

    I imagine this is what it’s like to play chess against a 5 year old.

  • @The_french_troll
    @The_french_troll 10 месяцев назад

    When the bishop turned into the king, it broke the rule cuz the king cant be out of the map

  • @kendakgifbancuher2047
    @kendakgifbancuher2047 10 месяцев назад +1

    I think you could accuse troll of being out of bounds in the last game

  • @yht6470
    @yht6470 10 месяцев назад

    You should have taken your own queen at the end, im guessing that would have checkmated him since his king was off the board and it was his last piece so all he could do was move your queen back and forth to stall. He mind-gamed you out of a checkmate victory

  • @koloslolya
    @koloslolya 10 месяцев назад +1

    The rules are same as the same as chess, except for these changes:

  • @traxter2669
    @traxter2669 10 месяцев назад +2

    papers please chess

  • @Radio.Mp4
    @Radio.Mp4 4 месяца назад

    this is just chat gpt playing chess but you can actually call out the cheats

  • @bleplord404
    @bleplord404 10 месяцев назад +2

    Dude you probably gotta ascend all of your pawns or something

  • @DrFunkman
    @DrFunkman 10 месяцев назад

    Watching him not take the castle was infuriating

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit 10 месяцев назад

    Counter-trolled the game on my first try. If you want to give the game a fair shake, you _have_ to go in blind, because the rules are the same for all clients. By metagaming based on Icely's video, I immediately knew things I'd otherwise have to trial-and-error t figure out.
    My strategy was to play dumb: The troll actually blundered material against me with some of his cheats, and accepting this board state isn't counted as cheating; for example, he moved one of my pawns to a position where on my turn, I would then be able to move that same pawn to capture something of his.

  • @QuotePilgrim
    @QuotePilgrim 10 месяцев назад +2

    You know, it has been a long time since I bought a game because the person I watched playing it was simply atrocious at it.

  • @elical7304
    @elical7304 10 месяцев назад +1

    Chess crossed with Papers Please!

  • @RaspberryTurtle
    @RaspberryTurtle 9 месяцев назад

    Your starting moves upset me greatly