okay, so im kinda confused and haven't seen anyone clearly state, but he is a cross dresser right? idk, maybe im just stupid but it's kinda been hard now adays to figure out what someone qualifies as.
What I like about John is that he's a literal beauty guru. He gives us advice and shows us how to put on makeup while people who say they are beauty gurus just comment on new makeup to get on pr lists and get sponsors. Thank god we have John.
I'm from Nova Scotia, Canada ("New Scotland" in Latin) and my father says "fill-um" as well. Apparently this pronunciation goes back to the 1500's... so maybe John is indeed 24000 years old.
Same I remember seeing a recommended video and thinking damn she's stunning. Weeks later, another video is recommended, another gorgeous lady, I clicked. When he began to speak, I was beyond shook but no less attracted, then I found out that he was the first attractive "lady" I saw and in that moment all doubts regarding my pansexuality flew out the window owing to the fact that I don't know what they identify as but I'm into it.
What is amazing about John Maclean is that he is an original. He is not predictable and certainly not pedestrian in any sense of the word. He's a self-fulfilled individual and therefore cannot be put in any societal category. The "take-away" is that we should never assume anything about anybody.
My favorite part is him saying take care of yourself instead of like and subscribe I've honest to God have never heard anyone on RUclips do that before
i like to imagine it isn't even an act, he is actually a celestial being sent from another universe and he just tell's the truth to do reverse psychology on us.
@@tieiatalks I think it is also a derivative rural thing. When I lived in a country town older people would say it that way. It was a town of Irish, Scottish and English people but they all said it like that.
John reminds me of Lucifer in the TV Show... like how hes always saying out rightly that hes the devil and stuff but everyone takes it as a joke... he said he was 24000 years old. Twice. Like I dont wanna start a conspiracy theory but that's exactly what I'm doing.
I study english at school but I learnt almost everything on you tube... unfortunately not every youtuber speaks a good english and use many words of the vocabulary. I’ll try to learn some new word with john
Every time I watch one of his phillums, I feel as though a rather large dictionary wrapped in silk has been thrown at my head and 27 new brain cells are grown.
Kuroshitsuji _UNDERTAKER_ check out his Q & A - 3 filums; quite lengthy but by the time you have experienced number 3 you will have the utmost respect for this person
When someone says they are immortal, I laugh
When John says he's immortal... I'm a believer
Same
Ayyye my day!! 💕💕
Honestly same
"I was not actually born.
I was *summoned* here."
Same
You can really tell he was summoned
@@reggiepollock4669 wdym same u cant be on the same level
Ohh ISEKAI
_Sup_
"It is very important to always smile and be friendly so that nobody knows that you are the devil"
I’M CRYING OMG 😂
😂
i found his advice to be very useful :D
||-//
This is good advice for me. My horns show so much when i need them not to
It's good advice actually
“The only man that will take me home is my chauffeur” dying 😂😂😂
Too funny
😂
The only being that could make Jeffree star feel poor
Beth Grez Jeffree’s dirty rich, John’s so, so classy rich
You can’t buy class
@@jen737 Exactly! John doesnt show off, he is just elegance!
Hmm can't relate
He’s much nicer to look at, too!
*This man invented the English language*
We are all failing at it
@@poisonpixie1146 i'm literally British and I get told I have a posh accent.. and then I watch John's videos
@@autumn5097 SAME
Love how he speaks
John is british... just not english.
“I am the man”
Theeggchannel Bop *thee
"I am thee man!" Lol
Somebody also make a meme
WOman
okay, so im kinda confused and haven't seen anyone clearly state, but he is a cross dresser right? idk, maybe im just stupid but it's kinda been hard now adays to figure out what someone qualifies as.
"i resemble an oversized piece of sushi"
😂
I was searching for this oh my god
Same
Same
*My caviar has been reputed for luring all the lords to the court*
😂😂 He's soo funny
Damn right, it's better than yours. It rhymes better and everything 🤣
I died .
Iconic
Laughed out so loud at this.
I have gained back my brain cells.
Watch him one per day to increase IQ
Right?
I was gonna like your comment but then I saw your username and realized I was not welcomed here
@@me566uk4 XD you're never late to my comments. I'm on RUclips 24/7.
@@bread-pe4cu k
“My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court.”
I C O N I C
👐
Miss Lyntheena I remember that the first time he ever said it, and I think about it all the time. Icooonic!
And they're like, it's better than yours
He's a real lord? :0
😂
What I like about John is that he's a literal beauty guru. He gives us advice and shows us how to put on makeup while people who say they are beauty gurus just comment on new makeup to get on pr lists and get sponsors. Thank god we have John.
Yes this is true. Iv never actually realised that before. But that's true
Excuse me... thank whoever summoned John
John is god himself
We shall be grateful to John, The Man himself, for blessing us with his presence.
He’s what beauty gurus used to be when they started coming out. They were actual makeup artists. It’s very rare now these days.
I too find the sunlight depressing
Me too! I've been a vampire, night owl my whole life.
Indeed, and heaven forbid I actually get something as ghastly as a tan!
Same
I don't go in the sun because I just don't like going outside as I use to..
Me too
Honestly hes joking about being 24000 years old but i wouldnt be surprised lol
Nether would i
He was born May 31st, 1994. HOW NUTS THAT HES ONLY 24
Same
Same
I think I'm not quite understanding the incorrect use of the gerund _"joking"._ He *is* 24000 years old.
The physical embodiment of both class and savagery
Indeed
Well said
"So I think I'd make an absolutely marvelous dictator."
He and I have that in common 🤣
Most underrated line in the whole thing
"I wasn't actually born you see,"
"I was summoned"
Does your milkshakes bring all the boy to the yard ?
*N O*
😂
Although in saying that, my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court
That no was legendary
😁
Dylan Chouinard his* John is a man, he is *the* man
“ such a subordinate drink”
🤣
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I believe he meant it's so average in comparison to mulled wine 😁 🍷
@@shesusakagodofdestructions3021 it means the drink is for peasant
i love his accent and his vocabulary my wig is snatched
Im Also form Scotland. I wish I could speak like this
" www . youtube . com "
lmao
Gets me every time
😂
Actually it's just ww
when you’re scottish but also posh
I'm Scottish. Sadly I don't sound like this
poison pixie i live in wiltshire and he has a nicer voice than me ;(
Scosh
@@akirajoestar641 no!
I'm from Nova Scotia, Canada ("New Scotland" in Latin) and my father says "fill-um" as well. Apparently this pronunciation goes back to the 1500's... so maybe John is indeed 24000 years old.
He has the fairest of skin tones
Indeed
I'm the same
Mark Ross no one has the perfect, most fairest of skin tones like our lord maclean.
Well he is a vampire
Snow white is quaking
I love that he’s not ashamed of his immortal life, and doesn’t try to hide it
It's important to achieve...
... *SEAMLESSNESS*
@@emmakennedy6640 done
@@multidimensionalhypercube thanks, didn't think you would see that 😂
@@bossboss966 Done
@@bossboss966 np
"I think when ones outfit looks stiff, one is in danger of looking like an erection"
🤣
Slightly like an erection.
(God I need help!)
😁
I love his sense of humour 😂
He is soo funny
Same
I gained brain cells while watching this
**S U M M O N E D**
😂
I'm so attracted to him, I can't even function
He is beautiful
Me too!!!!
Especially when he was wearing that black dress..... oh wait he's always wearing a black dress 😂
Same
I remember seeing a recommended video and thinking damn she's stunning.
Weeks later, another video is recommended, another gorgeous lady, I clicked.
When he began to speak, I was beyond shook but no less attracted, then I found out that he was the first attractive "lady" I saw and in that moment all doubts regarding my pansexuality flew out the window owing to the fact that I don't know what they identify as but I'm into it.
I second this.
His comic timing is impeccable. The serious face he pulls after he says 'I am John Maclean' is absolute gold. A stand-up comic couldn't do better.
What is amazing about John Maclean is that he is an original. He is not predictable and certainly not pedestrian in any sense of the word. He's a self-fulfilled individual and therefore cannot be put in any societal category. The "take-away" is that we should never assume anything about anybody.
2:58 he's lowkey not joking
*i am a peasant. i am a peasant. i am a peasant. i am a peasant. i am a peasant. i am a peasant. i am a peasant.*
As am I
But do you present a pleasant pheasant?
Everytime I watch his videos I feel smarter.
Same! He educates me and makes me laugh. Image your teacher spoke like that at school. I'd have loved that
😂
poison pixie I wouldn’t miss a single lesson❤️🤘🤷♀️
My favorite part is him saying take care of yourself instead of like and subscribe I've honest to God have never heard anyone on RUclips do that before
He's so good that people will like and subscribed without being asked ❤️
I have a weird feeling that he actually is the Devil
Let s hope so 🤣🤣
honestly same
he is:)
Same
Does he wear Prada?
“Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard”
*silence*
“No”
This is my favorite
i like to imagine it isn't even an act, he is actually a celestial being sent from another universe and he just tell's the truth to do reverse psychology on us.
It would make sense
It's not an act, he is really classy like that, I know that for a fact
“They’re sort of puzzled and shocked by existence itself”
I really relate to that on a spiritual level
4:21 "And I'm concealing any other unfortunate events." IM ON THE FLOOR LMAOO
Honestly he deserves so much more exposure, I love him; his ideologies, his makeup, everything 😌
Definitely
But not sun exposure
Definitely
He's iconic
Love him
”And then concealing any other unfortunate events” gurl yes relatable
"sunlight is very depressing"
Can relate
Iam convinced that this man is a real vampire
Same 😃
Not vampire... immortal dark Lord
When he said the brush number fast! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that part
I'm applying the Kryolan Dermacolor cream concealer in the shade D1W on a Charles Fox *EIGHTONEFOURSIXFOURZEROFIVE* brush.
I have never met a person who sounds so manly, looks so feminine, almost speaks *cursive,* and is so godly all at the same time..
Today’s FILLUM
Love it ❤️
radieo I discovered a part of Scotland where I heard it pronounced the same way!
@@tieiatalks omg where we can find the god himself
Tieia Middleton my friend I think you’ve overlooked the whole of Ireland
@@tieiatalks I think it is also a derivative rural thing. When I lived in a country town older people would say it that way. It was a town of Irish, Scottish and English people but they all said it like that.
“My caviar has been reputed for luring all the lords to the court” 😂
😂
"Such a subordinate drink" OMG he is UNIC... Thanks for this!!! I looooove him so much!!!
He is GORGEOUS
John reminds me of Lucifer in the TV Show... like how hes always saying out rightly that hes the devil and stuff but everyone takes it as a joke... he said he was 24000 years old. Twice. Like I dont wanna start a conspiracy theory but that's exactly what I'm doing.
I know. I loved that show. Gutted it's cancelled.
i don’t think i’ve ever heard a posh scottish accent and i love it
I know. Wish that's how my accent sounded
The erection one had me screaming
I know. Said with a straight face 🤣
😊
what time?
Unixorns 2:18
an absolutely MARVELLOUS dictator 😂😂
Oversized piece of sushi😂😂 and the summoning. Ok thank you for introducing me to this person
He may change your life 😊
💖
My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court
24,000 years of objecting highly to things
Thats my life. I object highly to everything 😂
i am The Man™
“It’s always very important to smile and be friendly so that no one realizes you’re the devil” MOOD😂😂
😂
I love watching his mouth move and hear his smooth voice 🙂
“You see I’ve never used Uber before I keep calling them but no one answers”
*rINgS bElL ViGoRuSLY*
Honestly he seems so expensive and proper that everytime he talks i feel poor.
Very nice video btw!! Love him lots ♡
Poor and dirty.
It's just a pose. He's well-read and very creative with language. That's all.
@@AnnafromHungarylvNW - Being well-read and creative with language is not merely a pose, it is a way of life.
Drácula is proud somewhere.
"MY CAVIAR HAS BEEN REPUTED FOR ALLURING ALL THE LORDS TO THE COURT"
GIVE THIS ICON THE CREDIT HE DESERVES
😍
Inspiring words for everyday and this is the only dictator we need to follow
He's got my vote
our one and only dark lord
" I wasn't born I was summoned "
😂 I actually wasn't born I was summoned here
You don't need to say a quote from John Maclean to say iconic
John himself is I C O N I C
Yes John send them back to the abyss. 👑👑👑👑 my favorite filummaker.
The only man taking me home is the chauffeur 😂😂😂
i never once in my life thought that someone like this would exist but here we are and i couldnt be more proud
“because I am a man, I am the man”
I’m scrEAMINNGG
😂
😁
My 3 brain cells have gained 2 new friends
“It’s so very important to always to smile and be friendly, so nobody knows that you are the devil.” 💀😭
Wow.. LOVE😍 that last purple eye👍
Yes indeed! A visual and oral treat! Cheers!
he made a father Ted reference, I'm sold
😂
honestly I was a little intimidated but now I can't help but smile
“Sunlight is depressing”
Completely agree.
I study english at school but I learnt almost everything on you tube... unfortunately not every youtuber speaks a good english and use many words of the vocabulary. I’ll try to learn some new word with john
We can all learn better English from John.
my English has improved sooo much thanks to John lol
When he says "I am a man. I'm the man," I feel some sort of way 😍
Same 😊
Sunlight is very depressing 😂❤️
How does one reach such elegance and class?
I'd like to know
I could watch this all day lmao he's my new religion
How he pours the brandy is how I’m trying to be
Lol that's best bit
He comes from another planet. ❤️
''Such a subordinate drink'' HAHAHA
0:16 Hahaha, love him.
John Maclean is a whole mood.
The shark part had me rolling. Idk why haha
Same
Yes. He speaks the truth. Sunlight is depressing.
3:00 omg i love hin
Every time I watch one of his phillums, I feel as though a rather large dictionary wrapped in silk has been thrown at my head and 27 new brain cells are grown.
It’s always important to smile and be friendly so that nobody knows that you are the devil
That is where iv been going wrong all these years
This is the my first time seeing him and I'm already loving him!!!!😍😍😍😍😅😅😅😅😅
Kuroshitsuji _UNDERTAKER_ check out his Q & A - 3 filums; quite lengthy but by the time you have experienced number 3 you will have the utmost respect for this person
It's weird how he looks straight into my soul
I love his filums 😊
Me too