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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @daddymememaster9651
    @daddymememaster9651 6 лет назад +3013

    I love how he actually TEACHES you how to apply the makeup. Most MUAs on youtube these days are just like "Omg look at me do my makeup for 30 minutes" but he actually carries you step-by-step and explains why he's doing what he's doing, etc. It's so refreshing. A real tutorial.

    • @adrianna986
      @adrianna986 6 лет назад +9

      Daddy Meme Master
      Sylvia Gani does this

    • @daddymememaster9651
      @daddymememaster9651 6 лет назад +3

      @@adrianna986 never heard of her but I'll watch her now thank u!!!

    • @basementbats
      @basementbats 6 лет назад +59

      THIS is what has been bothering me about current makeup gurus and I couldn’t figure it out til I read this thank you

    • @seikoshinobaka9139
      @seikoshinobaka9139 6 лет назад +32

      Sometimes, I feel like beauty gurus are only famous because most of them are guys, and guys wearing makeup is considered progressive. Of course I have nothing against guys who wear makeup, I mean, even this guy does, but sometimes I feel like their fans don't care about the actual tutorial at all, they just want to be progressive. And people like Laura Lee act like idiots to attract the masses, it's a damn shame. Someone like this deserves way more attention,

    • @Solarpunkkait
      @Solarpunkkait 6 лет назад

      This

  • @papayapeaks1693
    @papayapeaks1693 6 лет назад +3675

    Most beauty gurus are so loud and obnoxious. Some have such limited vocabulary so I find it hard understanding them when they describe what they do. John Maclean is very underrated.

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 6 лет назад +90

      enterbooty town Haha I know right. His speech is so clean the English subtitles are accurate. Never happens on RUclips. 😫

    • @mynameiskrysta
      @mynameiskrysta 6 лет назад +1

      *bye*

    • @whatif3271
      @whatif3271 6 лет назад +15

      enterbooty town john McLean is great, but if you cant understand the other gurus, i think theres something wrong with you, not them

    • @jas5609
      @jas5609 6 лет назад +5

      Okay well u have a point yk, but then again, this is 2018 sis🤣. at least keep up with the time🤷‍♀️. Ppl like those beauty gurus you’re talking abt bc they’re entertaining. They focus on the audience that watches them.

    • @StealingSunsets
      @StealingSunsets 6 лет назад +22

      so pigmented. very very pigmented. very SO pigmented

  • @magenta590
    @magenta590 5 лет назад +8669

    I feels like it isn't right to hear his voice for free

    • @mikemola7424
      @mikemola7424 4 года назад +142

      sakura chan yep. His voice is expensive.we should buy it instead of listening to it for free.😂

    • @rassicosmetics
      @rassicosmetics 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Dana-lk3cg
      @Dana-lk3cg 4 года назад +18

      I paid for the internet connection 😁

    • @jonatanpereira
      @jonatanpereira 4 года назад +7

      Dana its low cost for this pleasure

    • @Dana-lk3cg
      @Dana-lk3cg 4 года назад +6

      @@jonatanpereira actually it's not a low cost for me. 😅 but, for this kind of pleasure, yes, it worthed.

  • @kozzyarts
    @kozzyarts 4 года назад +9290

    People: “Contour”
    John: “Contāùxrē”

    • @sjkdsfsdf52
      @sjkdsfsdf52 4 года назад +61

      under rated comment

    • @afiqmua2842
      @afiqmua2842 4 года назад +70

      Contāùxrē sounds more like french I think for him is more of a high class English❤

    • @xxsashaxx1000
      @xxsashaxx1000 4 года назад +2

      KozzyArts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @santaanaluna4563
      @santaanaluna4563 4 года назад

      ❤️❤️🤣

    • @alinkim8929
      @alinkim8929 4 года назад

      Deep😭

  • @haileyjohnston8968
    @haileyjohnston8968 5 лет назад +2571

    *speaks in louis vuitton*

  • @jjak4878
    @jjak4878 6 лет назад +2087

    This reminds me of old RUclips, where everyone was so calm, no drama no codes shoved down our throats...just wonderful

    • @kettle4796
      @kettle4796 6 лет назад +7

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @geminikb
      @geminikb 6 лет назад +5

      Except Willam’s reaction to this video. I’m surprised it isn’t mentioned in the comments.

    • @user-ii9yi3fi1e
      @user-ii9yi3fi1e 6 лет назад +5

      Kristen Bleninger-Sundar who is william?

    • @sahanaganj62
      @sahanaganj62 6 лет назад +3

      use code ‘james’ for 10% off

    • @Lilmisscostumedrama
      @Lilmisscostumedrama 6 лет назад

      JJ Ak yesssss!

  • @majaconeva
    @majaconeva 6 лет назад +29093

    You are the inner voice of every house cat

  • @neojng
    @neojng 4 года назад +3515

    its said only John knows how to pronounce X Æ A-12.

    • @lootleo4022
      @lootleo4022 4 года назад +7

      neojng Hahahaha! Yass!

    • @bikerianm
      @bikerianm 4 года назад +3

      he said for which that i did !!!

    • @StarringMac
      @StarringMac 4 года назад +10

      it’s pronounced X-Ash-A-12 (ex-ash-ah-twelve) ygm??

    • @magoria1382
      @magoria1382 4 года назад +16

      "Æ" is a danish letter, pronounced like the swedish letter "Ä" which sounds like the letters A and I in the english word "air" so basically "air" without the letter "R"

    • @annaedvardsen4317
      @annaedvardsen4317 4 года назад +6

      @@magoria1382 It is also a Norwegian letter pronounce like an in between thing of A and E

  • @israachachnie9296
    @israachachnie9296 6 лет назад +1577

    Can you write my english essay for me

    • @SA-xl1tk
      @SA-xl1tk 6 лет назад +16

      Write all my assignments lol

    • @choccymilk7425
      @choccymilk7425 6 лет назад +9

      Use captions, the vocabulary there is more extra than the regular comprehension books 😂

    • @yunyun865
      @yunyun865 6 лет назад +4

      He’s better than all my english teachers 😔

  • @izzypanda2590
    @izzypanda2590 5 лет назад +2867

    His voice is calling me poor

  • @lizztruly
    @lizztruly 5 лет назад +2149

    Jesus Christ. "I just want to keep the tone and the hue very consistent. There is definitely an equilibrium between how fascinated I am by this and how strange I also find it." These are bars never before used by makeup artists.

    • @natalia-rv4cd
      @natalia-rv4cd 5 лет назад +39

      bARS

    • @marios1861
      @marios1861 4 года назад +2

      @@natalia-rv4cd nicki minaj roman revenge: i got bAARS

  • @aidanmcelroy8207
    @aidanmcelroy8207 4 года назад +5404

    “I do have quite a large forehead. It has almost the same mass as Russia.”
    GIRL SAMEE

    • @SeiergaRugendorf
      @SeiergaRugendorf 4 года назад +30

      Me living in Russia: "Преувеличение - это красивая иллюстрация, которая, однако, не даёт понять реальных масштабов ситуации"

    • @roses2122
      @roses2122 4 года назад +3

      Eva Laterman Ceard?

    • @SeiergaRugendorf
      @SeiergaRugendorf 4 года назад +1

      @@roses2122 что?

    • @Ajilysom
      @Ajilysom 4 года назад +8

      @@SeiergaRugendorf me living in italy "yes"

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 3 года назад +2

      I don't think he identifies as a woman, unless that has changed...

  • @sriana5136
    @sriana5136 6 лет назад +8453

    His voice sounds so expensive I’m living

  • @ava-bv4rx
    @ava-bv4rx 5 лет назад +8801

    speaks in cursive

  • @yvonnie4632
    @yvonnie4632 5 лет назад +14462

    came here for make up, left with an english degree

  • @jabberwock0176
    @jabberwock0176 4 года назад +1396

    He calls light skin 'moon tan'.. Isn't it so beautiful and shakespeareian??

  • @jimenacorrea8986
    @jimenacorrea8986 6 лет назад +1719

    Every word you say is sharper than a knife.

  • @mynameiskrysta
    @mynameiskrysta 6 лет назад +3153

    *_just ever so slightly_*

    • @mimiramos1513
      @mimiramos1513 6 лет назад +24

      I read this just as he had said it 😂

    • @chelseatschernischow9358
      @chelseatschernischow9358 6 лет назад +6

      OOoooOoOooooOoooOO asmr darling is shooketh

    • @kaylak9470
      @kaylak9470 6 лет назад +4

      Chelsea Xoxo Yt who is she?? she can’t even compete 😂😂

  • @keiko4043
    @keiko4043 6 лет назад +878

    John is one of those youtubers who doesn't need background music in his videos and I'd still be intrigued by what he's saying

  • @jordangeorge6229
    @jordangeorge6229 4 года назад +3066

    Me staring at John👁️👄👁️
    John staring at me 🧿👄🧿

  • @mmprendergast
    @mmprendergast 5 лет назад +8685

    I can’t afford to listen to his voice.

    • @racharina
      @racharina 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @karslake
      @karslake 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @bruhlano3129
      @bruhlano3129 5 лет назад +4

      His???..

    • @mmprendergast
      @mmprendergast 5 лет назад +37

      Bruh Lano on his website he uses the male pronoun He, so I used it too.

    • @filastyle84
      @filastyle84 5 лет назад +12

      So posh and proper!

  • @madisonp2835
    @madisonp2835 6 лет назад +2184

    *watches him to make my essays better*

  • @cuddlycactus5765
    @cuddlycactus5765 7 лет назад +6273

    A very posh speaking vampire just gave me the best nose contouring advice I've ever recieved, I'm shook ...and thankful.

    • @roxylmskahama1112
      @roxylmskahama1112 7 лет назад +10

      Cuddly Cactus
      THIS GIRL IS CRAZY AMD ANYONE ELSE WHO THINKS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!

    • @cuddlycactus5765
      @cuddlycactus5765 7 лет назад +99

      As a vampire myself I appericate the tan look as a fun, once in a blue moon alternative to my day glow pale. When I said Vampire I meant it in the most postive way...elegance, intelligence, beautiful, very posh sounding and PALE (mabye I've read to many Anne Rice books)...chill out it was a compliment.

    • @linzbelle
      @linzbelle 7 лет назад

      ME TOO!!

    • @sarahnicoleee8337
      @sarahnicoleee8337 7 лет назад +2

      Cuddly Cactus amen.

    • @crackshroom3815
      @crackshroom3815 7 лет назад +2

      the best comment.

  • @lizardpeoplepoetry
    @lizardpeoplepoetry 4 года назад +387

    i really respect someone who can look directly into a camera and say "shaft and tip" without so much as a twinkle in their eye

    • @brittanyfraser9838
      @brittanyfraser9838 3 года назад +11

      I laughed for about 10 minutes straight with your comment. Still laughing as I type 😆 It takes a lot for something I read to make me laugh out loud like that!! Kudos!

    • @MrsCharityK
      @MrsCharityK Год назад +7

      I could have sworn I saw his mouth twitch just a bit.

  • @cocoa6581
    @cocoa6581 5 лет назад +2133

    I tried to watch this but felt I wasn’t good enough

    • @martinitime3537
      @martinitime3537 5 лет назад +23

      Juanita Walker
      Lol 😂
      He does sound very posh, doesn’t he.

    • @eh3451
      @eh3451 5 лет назад +3

      Honestly same

    • @amayasayo2225
      @amayasayo2225 5 лет назад +1

      😂

  • @lindseyeverdeen2925
    @lindseyeverdeen2925 6 лет назад +5512

    friend: i watch james charles wbu
    me, an intellectual:

  • @Jessashfair
    @Jessashfair 6 лет назад +952

    The way he speaks to me is like I have no choice but to do what he is saying.

    • @xxxxxxxxx1652
      @xxxxxxxxx1652 6 лет назад +5

      Jessica Faircloth he is truly mesmerizing!

  • @laurabertrand1999
    @laurabertrand1999 4 года назад +797

    It’s funny cuz that foundation isn’t even that dark on most people he’s just so fair that it looks crazy on him

    • @Feminazi1dc
      @Feminazi1dc Год назад

      Yeah lol white people are a thing

  • @sumayyaby
    @sumayyaby 6 лет назад +7256

    He taught his English teachers in school

  • @niteshadesings9050
    @niteshadesings9050 5 лет назад +7538

    "i have a very large forehead, it almost has the same mass as russia" CRYING

  • @darcyburrows5315
    @darcyburrows5315 6 лет назад +2419

    *”I do have quite a large forehead.”*
    *”it almost has the same mass as Russia.”*
    *absolute royalty*

  • @stanleyhudson7122
    @stanleyhudson7122 4 года назад +2925

    His voice is more expensive than Jeffree Star

    • @camouflage9213
      @camouflage9213 4 года назад +85

      Lmao Jeffree's networth at this point is like 10 cents

    • @quubed
      @quubed 4 года назад +170

      jeffrey is bougie rich while John MacLean is 𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝑅𝒾𝒸𝒽

    • @brianna3340
      @brianna3340 4 года назад +42

      His voice is so expensive I don't even think my broke ass can handle his voice

    • @scarleyscattering
      @scarleyscattering 4 года назад +3

      omg i didn’t even know that that’s a man

    • @bub2811
      @bub2811 3 года назад +27

      Jeffery star is trash compared to John Maclean

  • @dasty3314
    @dasty3314 6 лет назад +2628

    me trying to use my summer foundation in the winter

    • @SeahorseTrash
      @SeahorseTrash 6 лет назад +78

      dingus I can’t even wear my summer shade in the summer because I don’t go outside lmao

    • @animavestra9874
      @animavestra9874 6 лет назад +5

      💀💀💀

    • @sadclouds3075
      @sadclouds3075 6 лет назад +4

      dingus LMAOOOOO MEEEE😂😂😂

    • @ladywytch129
      @ladywytch129 6 лет назад +14

      I have yet to achieve...seamlessness...

    • @abbysmith2219
      @abbysmith2219 6 лет назад +6

      My summer and winter shades are the same...nearly white 😂

  • @savannahjohnson633
    @savannahjohnson633 5 лет назад +2397

    I went into debt listening to John's voice. Sounds expensive af

    • @tiffanymadsen8720
      @tiffanymadsen8720 4 года назад

      @@crybaby4138 perhaps you meant to use the word Vocabulary instead of Grammar 😂😂😂 priceless. Perhaps you should just keep watching, in the hopes that you expand your own vocabulary 😂😂😂

  • @esastly
    @esastly 6 лет назад +1427

    Other RUclipsrs;“This video”
    john Mclean; “This film”
    He’s a vampire from the past guys

  • @CherryRedBanshee
    @CherryRedBanshee 4 года назад +2906

    I would literally pay to hear John say “Forgive me, I implore, because I do not speak the language of the impoverished.”

  • @натаосмер
    @натаосмер 6 лет назад +323

    he is completely different from other beauty gurus, because his every move is so PROFESSIONAL. i kinda want to say... qualified. he is the McGonagall of the beauty world.

  • @starlightsubs2093
    @starlightsubs2093 5 лет назад +5437

    Therapist: Don’t worry tan John Maclean isn’t real so he can’t hurt you
    Tan John Maclean:

  • @kenz8824
    @kenz8824 6 лет назад +2293

    You could make a 4 hour video just talking about paper towels and I would watch every second of it

  • @julianekongo5320
    @julianekongo5320 5 лет назад +3407

    “If English was a person “

    • @intouchdm
      @intouchdm 4 года назад +80

      Julia Nekongo as Scotsmen that me and John both are, that comment kinda stings.. 😂

    • @Algrenion
      @Algrenion 4 года назад +53

      every scottish person in the comments: :-(

    • @aimee4927
      @aimee4927 4 года назад +30

      But
      He's Scottish

    • @bikerianm
      @bikerianm 4 года назад +4

      @@aimee4927 posh over acted scots

    • @wabisabi2310
      @wabisabi2310 4 года назад

      Fuck feet 🤣🤣

  • @loganatorexit
    @loganatorexit 5 лет назад +12015

    When james Charles thinks he found his shade

  • @WayneGoss
    @WayneGoss 7 лет назад +6268

    This was literally meditation for me ... thank you xx

    • @Sister_Jossie
      @Sister_Jossie 7 лет назад +27

      Love your videos Wayne! xox

    • @user-ge2gx5ch8u
      @user-ge2gx5ch8u 7 лет назад +120

      You two should do a collab!

    • @Nursepractitionerd
      @Nursepractitionerd 7 лет назад +180

      That meta moment when one of my favorite makeup artists comments on another one of my favorite artists. *swoons*

    • @karinakay8847
      @karinakay8847 7 лет назад +37

      I adore both of you! In one of your latest videos you used the term "ever so slightly" which made me smile:)

    • @Layla-yg4yx
      @Layla-yg4yx 7 лет назад +53

      Isn't he adorable ?? I literally find you and him the only two who make films that are truly educational informative with sincere honest guides that one can use 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Now we demand a collab between you two 😍

  • @RobertaAvola
    @RobertaAvola 6 лет назад +1885

    How do you speak in cursive?

    • @malxxilv8682
      @malxxilv8682 5 лет назад +1

      Roberta Avola LOLLLLL

    • @kaitlyn8593
      @kaitlyn8593 5 лет назад +14

      This is literally the perfect description lmao

    • @jakeysimard4633
      @jakeysimard4633 5 лет назад

      Roberta Avola AAAAHAAAHAAAA

    • @MakerBayfield
      @MakerBayfield 5 лет назад +2

      Roberta Avola what is his accent? like where from?

    • @Sianxogo
      @Sianxogo 5 лет назад +1

      Maker Bayfield England bro

  • @shizafatima1558
    @shizafatima1558 4 года назад +335

    The way he talks makes me feel like I’ve disappointed him and now he’s being salty because he has to teach me makeup. Subscribing.

  • @sproutsrevil6508
    @sproutsrevil6508 5 лет назад +1273

    Poshest vampire I’ve ever seen
    Moon tan. Love it

  • @aisab68
    @aisab68 6 лет назад +1187

    He puts me in a trance ever so slightly

  • @Valentina-yx9mw
    @Valentina-yx9mw 6 лет назад +1872

    I don't like how you look directly into my soul

  • @alannatp
    @alannatp 5 лет назад +509

    I really appreciate the intelligence you bring to the makeup industry. You never cuss, you never knock products...you only teach, give advice, and show love to yourself with your makeup❤

    • @bikerianm
      @bikerianm 4 года назад +1

      intelligence is the wrong word . !!

    • @kats.5958
      @kats.5958 2 года назад +2

      @@bikerianm what's the right word?

    • @BleedthisFreak83
      @BleedthisFreak83 2 года назад +4

      @@kats.5958 i would use the word class 💅🏽😏

    • @kats.5958
      @kats.5958 2 года назад +4

      @@BleedthisFreak83 alllll the class 🍸

  • @juliak2158
    @juliak2158 6 лет назад +1539

    John roasting himself is EVERYTHING

    • @deanna7711
      @deanna7711 6 лет назад +65

      “I do have quite a large forehead. It almost has the same mass as Russia” LMAO

    • @Wigconic.
      @Wigconic. 6 лет назад +7

      Lmao I cant even do like his way

  • @laneylynch6637
    @laneylynch6637 6 лет назад +1251

    Is this James Charles trying to guess his shade

    • @malxxilv8682
      @malxxilv8682 5 лет назад

      Laney Eats? LOLLLLL

    • @juliaruminska6437
      @juliaruminska6437 5 лет назад

      *screaming*

    • @lauryn4213
      @lauryn4213 5 лет назад

      Genious😂😂😂

    • @jayleehamilton7429
      @jayleehamilton7429 5 лет назад +10

      Laney Eats? 😂😂😂all the foundation that was a match for him he was like, “it’s too pale” and I’m like no bitch ur just pale💗

    • @ebiUsher
      @ebiUsher 5 лет назад +16

      @@jayleehamilton7429 his skin is pink as fuck but he insists on being dark orange

  • @shilpihota6276
    @shilpihota6276 6 лет назад +614

    John and wanye goss should do a collab.....just imagine the knowledge ..no unnecessary shrieking..no drama..just two artists creating a masterpiece

    • @baekhyunsbambi6978
      @baekhyunsbambi6978 6 лет назад +5

      👍👍👍

    • @loonavelvet7611
      @loonavelvet7611 6 лет назад +5

      @@baekhyunsbambi6978 exoL, a wise person I see

    • @goldyd144
      @goldyd144 6 лет назад +15

      Throw in Nyma Tang and we'll have the super polite/professional/informative trifecta!

    • @baekhyunsbambi6978
      @baekhyunsbambi6978 6 лет назад +2

      @@loonavelvet7611 Exo=mature+wise+class... just like John😎😎😎

    • @loonavelvet7611
      @loonavelvet7611 6 лет назад +1

      @@baekhyunsbambi6978 John looks like Mamamoo's Hwasa at the end, right?

  • @davetinoco
    @davetinoco 4 года назад +732

    You know whats amazing about this dude? He’s real. He shows you the before and after. And then he makes you question your sakshualitay....

  • @kayleelyon4738
    @kayleelyon4738 6 лет назад +1048

    crush: i only like tan girls with british accents
    me:

    • @cait5731
      @cait5731 6 лет назад +13

      ur mom walk down the road where I’m from and find plenty of orange girls with British accents

    • @thefudgestix
      @thefudgestix 6 лет назад +6

      Then yo crush is too shallow for you.

    • @natalielindley
      @natalielindley 6 лет назад +1

      whichwitch Issa joke bahahah I don’t think her crush actually said that😂😂 lol

    • @vicquinn7611
      @vicquinn7611 6 лет назад

      Common basic Bri girls

    • @octover6567
      @octover6567 6 лет назад

      hannah-joy walker and Northern Ireland

  • @haleyjalitza1011
    @haleyjalitza1011 6 лет назад +717

    Can someone make a compilation video of John saying “ever so slightly”? Thanks.

    • @HoldThatThot
      @HoldThatThot 6 лет назад +39

      And don’t forget a “to ensure seamlessness” companion-compilation.

    • @ShreeNation
      @ShreeNation 5 лет назад

      Can someone combine it all like Joe Rogan's "it's entirely possible"

    • @es7691
      @es7691 5 лет назад +3

      "first of all"

    • @amb-z
      @amb-z 5 лет назад

      right when i read this comment he said it in the video. 16:31 lmao!

    • @Aoneify
      @Aoneify 5 лет назад

      And “lift”

  • @danielamichelle76
    @danielamichelle76 6 лет назад +16738

    I feel like this person invented the English language

    • @katiecummings3591
      @katiecummings3591 6 лет назад +249

      I was thinking Mrs.Doubtfire

    • @freddyvonrabenau1
      @freddyvonrabenau1 6 лет назад +373

      I have to admit that I have never really heard anyone speaking English quite like that. Except maybe in audio tutorials "English as a foreign language".

    • @SuperCocodiva
      @SuperCocodiva 6 лет назад +274

      OMG you stole my thought! His enunciation!!! I could listen to him all day. I could imagine him conversing during the Elizabethan era.

    • @nailissima
      @nailissima 6 лет назад +8

      Are u English?

    • @violetjohnson9214
      @violetjohnson9214 6 лет назад +3

      Daniela Reyes yesssss

  • @CorinneIsIn
    @CorinneIsIn 5 лет назад +4777

    Can you imagine Johns voice as your GPS? 😂🤣

    • @itsmetokyo596
      @itsmetokyo596 5 лет назад +137

      Hes gonna make a whole tutorial where to go😂😂 hes sounds very expensive tho..

    • @Chingasaveinte
      @Chingasaveinte 5 лет назад +72

      Cosmetically Corinne I’d never be able to get anywhere because I’d get lost in his voice 😍

    • @CorinneIsIn
      @CorinneIsIn 5 лет назад +30

      @@Chingasaveinte right? I love his sophistication. It's perfect.

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 лет назад +193

      “Please do turn right in 2.5 miles onto I-96 North, before turning ever so slightly into Lake Rd...”

    • @CorinneIsIn
      @CorinneIsIn 5 лет назад +8

      @@kottonkandy0962 😂🤣😂🤣😂yesssss!!!

  • @weneedlivesproductions5329
    @weneedlivesproductions5329 5 лет назад +613

    This is probably the most educational beauty channel I’ve ever seen. Not only do you teach us the look, you teach us different techniques and helpful tips

    • @chrys8048
      @chrys8048 5 лет назад +27

      And how to speak correctly 😉

    • @JK-ux9du
      @JK-ux9du 5 лет назад +1

      Who the fuck would want to look like this? She is absolutely CAKED in makeup which is downright repulsive.

    • @jeannec9112
      @jeannec9112 5 лет назад +11

      @@JK-ux9du he

    • @Olivia-ee5nq
      @Olivia-ee5nq 5 лет назад +14

      @@JK-ux9du nobody says they want to look like that. The comment states that his techniques are helpful while also teaching a look

    • @dianestewart7917
      @dianestewart7917 5 лет назад +2

      @@JK-ux9du lmao. John is a guy. Lol

  • @marissaleanne4544
    @marissaleanne4544 5 лет назад +453

    nobody has ever been so informative and detailed about a makeup tutorial

  • @giabea.
    @giabea. 4 года назад +511

    “it almost has the same mass as Russia”
    I’m DyING

  • @GenAesthetic
    @GenAesthetic 6 лет назад +1016

    Hearing how proper his English is, makes me realize how trash mine is. Also why is his voice so alluring? Like I can’t stop. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤤

    • @lydiap9300
      @lydiap9300 6 лет назад +1

      Gen Aesthetic same, I couldn't sound more common in comparison😂

    • @moeshamaduray8178
      @moeshamaduray8178 6 лет назад +25

      Why did I hear the word alluring in his voice

    • @nadiaalbert4336
      @nadiaalbert4336 6 лет назад +3

      You said he, I though this was a woman?

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti 6 лет назад +12

      He's affecting an accent. It's not his natural speech. If you watch other videos where he's applying makeup to other people while narrating his natural Scottish accent is more evident. And I imagine in his every day life he speaks even more casually with even more of his natural Scottish pronunciation. But when doing these videos where he himself is the star there's a *persona,* complete with the fake way of speaking.

    • @5gramsinsilentdarkness74
      @5gramsinsilentdarkness74 6 лет назад +7

      I'm English (I would say my accent is pretty middle class) and his Scottish accent is so obviously trying to come through.

  • @CiciAnderson
    @CiciAnderson 5 лет назад +867

    yes we know he speaks amazing but can we talk about how TALENTED he is??? like wow

  • @anna_tgeorge
    @anna_tgeorge 5 лет назад +1550

    *problematic beauty gurus have left the chat*

  • @ChristenLongero
    @ChristenLongero 4 года назад +228

    Your super pale hand makes it look like someone else is doing your makeup. It’s too funny

    • @tessquarles9587
      @tessquarles9587 4 года назад +6

      OMGGG!! I was just getting ready to comment that!!🤣🤣 it's looks like a random hand is just there applying his makeup!! Love it!!💜

  • @RolyWestYT
    @RolyWestYT 6 лет назад +3752

    Does make me laugh seeing this pale white hand doing this while you had such a tan look

  • @michaeljaysonbanua4870
    @michaeljaysonbanua4870 6 лет назад +546

    I just grew additional brain cells. Now I feel more educated. It felt like I've graduated in Harvard after watching your videos.

  • @vidushikar6168
    @vidushikar6168 5 лет назад +3010

    E v e r s o s l i g h t l y

  • @acciobread3073
    @acciobread3073 4 года назад +234

    Me: Jason Derulo
    John: Jason Desrouleaux

    • @natatattful
      @natatattful 3 года назад +1

      Jason: JAsOuHn DeSroUleAUx

  • @thecommonpenguin6712
    @thecommonpenguin6712 6 лет назад +1443

    “It almost has the same mass as Russia” - I died

    • @thatsgay5790
      @thatsgay5790 6 лет назад +17

      Eliott R its too funny especially when you are russian yourself

    • @TheRealMrsMVP
      @TheRealMrsMVP 6 лет назад +10

      Lol I checked to see if anyone else thought that was funny. Lol

    • @bigboinate211
      @bigboinate211 6 лет назад +1

      Sameee

  • @jackiemolyneaux7414
    @jackiemolyneaux7414 5 лет назад +1798

    I just want him to come out as 1000000 year old vampire

    • @PhoenixYah
      @PhoenixYah 5 лет назад

      LOL WOW YOU NAILED IT NOW I KNOW WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT HE DOES LOOK LIKE VAMPIRE

    • @wickedwaters7010
      @wickedwaters7010 5 лет назад

      I 100% BELIEVE he is a *Vampire*

    • @ceresa.lee21
      @ceresa.lee21 5 лет назад +3

      Jackie Molyneaux Jackie wtf 😂😂

    • @freya1136
      @freya1136 5 лет назад +52

      When he reviewed Jeffree stars concealer he Said the packaging looked like it was from the 19th century and then said not that any of you would remember that lol

    • @hanselrios17
      @hanselrios17 5 лет назад +1

      him?

  • @kamryn8124
    @kamryn8124 6 лет назад +799

    “imagine how awfully tragic it would be if this was irrevocable” literally is equivalent to “would you still be my friend if I looked like this”

  • @kadenmorris3108
    @kadenmorris3108 4 года назад +183

    There needs to be a John Maclean option for Siri

    • @LaciRae
      @LaciRae 4 года назад +7

      i would pay for that.

    • @MissReneeMichelle
      @MissReneeMichelle 4 года назад +4

      I need navigation settings for his voice

    • @hawaiipommom.1306
      @hawaiipommom.1306 4 года назад +1

      Yes!

    • @yaszking6624
      @yaszking6624 3 года назад

      It would take 5 years to complete one answer.. I'll probably be in the dustbin by then.. in pieces..

  • @katarinakatavic8929
    @katarinakatavic8929 5 лет назад +4643

    *speaks in gucci*

  • @hannybannyxd
    @hannybannyxd 6 лет назад +343

    Found you by sabastions video titled “if god was a makeup artist” and I was so fascinated with how diverse you are from all the other beauty gurus. You speak slower and way easier to follow, you stay true to your roots, proper English, and still exciting to watch. In love 😍

  • @thedamneddamsel8518
    @thedamneddamsel8518 6 лет назад +887

    “i do have quite a large forehead. it almost has the same mass as russia.”
    *ICONIC*

    • @rileyg.3405
      @rileyg.3405 6 лет назад +5

      The Damned Damsel honestly when he said that I went, sameee

    • @funnycreep
      @funnycreep 6 лет назад +7

      I am from russia and have a huge forehead. Haha my own country has followed me on my head

    • @MadisonFalcoFoods
      @MadisonFalcoFoods 6 лет назад

      So dry and I live for it lol

    • @stinky.winky420
      @stinky.winky420 6 лет назад

      I was gonna like but you had 666 likes

    • @ramonsmit7156
      @ramonsmit7156 6 лет назад

      The Damned Damsel 😂🤣

  • @acciobread3073
    @acciobread3073 4 года назад +334

    Most: lol what if my tan doesn’t come off
    John: I must admit I find it a little daunting, the prospect from having a moon tan to a sun tan. Imagine how awful and tragic it would be if this were irrevocable
    💀💀

    • @Wayward666
      @Wayward666 Год назад +4

      Oh that’s what he meant 😅😅 I just listened and went heehee okay…

  • @maceyking5687
    @maceyking5687 6 лет назад +568

    The way he annunciates seems aggressive but his vocabulary is intoxicating

    • @twaght
      @twaght 6 лет назад +2

      Macey King
      Right? So it's not just me? Idk something about the facial movements is like okay I know you don't talk and act like that all the time lol

    • @welq3616
      @welq3616 6 лет назад

      ummmbye *his *he

    • @twaght
      @twaght 6 лет назад

      Victoria
      Oh stop. John jokes about looking feminine all the time, I know he's a boy, but he'd probably giggle at someone calling him a pretty girl.

  • @TheMetatronGirl
    @TheMetatronGirl 5 лет назад +786

    Your diction is impeccable. I’ve not heard someone speak as beautifully as you do in many years. Lovely tutorial!

    • @methvenarundell3057
      @methvenarundell3057 5 лет назад +3

      Scottish middle class.

    • @peekpeek9545
      @peekpeek9545 5 лет назад

      *edited*

    • @leahdorothy
      @leahdorothy 5 лет назад

      Methven Arundell i can’t believe he’s scottish. i’ve lived here my whole life and i’ve never heard anyone else speak like this lmao

    • @methvenarundell3057
      @methvenarundell3057 5 лет назад

      @@leahdorothy You cannot be serious. Not everyone in Scotland speaks like Rab C. Nesbit. Try widening your social circle! I'm Scottish and absolutely his accent is educated middle class from Scotland!

  • @nikki4545
    @nikki4545 6 лет назад +1288

    hes so educated and British I feel like I'm at a Hogwarts learning to contour and I'm here for it girl.

    • @poolswithoutladders4011
      @poolswithoutladders4011 6 лет назад +36

      @IKEHH he's Scottish. Our vowel pronoucation is drastically different from all ranges of Irish accents. The confusion is that most Scottish people aren't as articulately spoken, regardless of social class. It's hard to tell where in Scotland but I'm putting my money on Edinburgh.

    • @bikerianm
      @bikerianm 4 года назад +1

      hes not british and a fake accent and terrible grammar does not mean educated ???

    • @C4MER0N41
      @C4MER0N41 2 года назад +1

      @@bikerianm pretty sure that by "educated" they were referring to the actual info he is sharing in the video.........

    • @miss_girl6978
      @miss_girl6978 2 года назад

      @@bikerianm Lmao u just mad 💀🖤

    • @lauraromdeussen864
      @lauraromdeussen864 2 года назад

      @@poolswithoutladders4011 He is from Outer Hebridies.

  • @redfortydye
    @redfortydye 4 года назад +144

    he’s so.....proper i feel like i am not allowed to be in his presence

  • @PNWelope
    @PNWelope 6 лет назад +1012

    He’s the Bob Ross of the makeup world 🙏🏻🙌🏻

    • @moifikea8288
      @moifikea8288 6 лет назад +30

      Kayla Means "now i'll be using this hwhite foundation"

    • @kimebina2586
      @kimebina2586 6 лет назад

      Kayla Means 😂😂😂😂yesss fave comment

    • @kiradavies2181
      @kiradavies2181 6 лет назад +9

      I swear John's fanbase is honestly the best

    • @niniandkrys5198
      @niniandkrys5198 6 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @morgan3918
      @morgan3918 6 лет назад +5

      "Seamless little clouds...." ♥

  • @nokia6630videos
    @nokia6630videos 5 лет назад +744

    Every time I see a thumbnail with his face on it I'm like OMG NEW FELEM

  • @MichaelLyons8
    @MichaelLyons8 6 лет назад +8829

    Is this the British Jeffree Star?

    • @thatbitchnoemie
      @thatbitchnoemie 6 лет назад +648

      Michael Lyons wtf there's no comparison

    • @aryakidding8613
      @aryakidding8613 6 лет назад +1810

      Noémie Steele No eyebrows, Pale, Feminine hair, fancy/chic/glamourous
      The differences are about their personalities but the biggest is:
      That Jeffree is the Queen
      And that John is the Goddess

    • @MichaelLyons8
      @MichaelLyons8 6 лет назад +40

      Une Habitante D'Hinamizawa
      👏

    • @thatbitchnoemie
      @thatbitchnoemie 6 лет назад +36

      Une Habitante D'Hinamizawa that is why I said there's no comparison.

    • @donttouchtherolex7158
      @donttouchtherolex7158 6 лет назад +122

      Michael Lyons Scottish actually

  • @tabithacrouse8858
    @tabithacrouse8858 4 года назад +182

    I love how although he is naturally incredibly pale he knows know to work with shades applicable for a wide range of skin tones

    • @grellpowa
      @grellpowa 4 года назад +6

      A true makeup artist !

    • @mariamahalimuyak9753
      @mariamahalimuyak9753 3 года назад +8

      Because he actually has the skill he also do masterclasses, compared to the other beauty gurus that only know how to be obnoxious and get involve in drama.

    • @Gloomyraindrop
      @Gloomyraindrop 3 года назад

      I'm not really sure how someone's skin tone has anything to do with their knowledge of their profession.
      Many men are in the profession of giving boob jobs, do they need to be women in order to do that? No. But your comparison is even stranger. That would be like saying you'd be surprised that the darkest toned person knows how to work with a broad range of skin tones.

    • @morganboggis03
      @morganboggis03 2 года назад +7

      @@Gloomyraindrop makeup tones are different for pale skin to dark skin. As someone who is pale I wouldn’t know what blush/ colours compliment darker skin. It’s not about the skill of actually applying the makeup it’s knowing the tones to use for a skin tone that isn’t his. Many darker skinned models have been exposing the makeup artists in the modelling industry for completely botching makeup on set to the point they have to do their own. It’s not as easy as you would think.

  • @FeroxCinereoLupus
    @FeroxCinereoLupus 7 лет назад +484

    Your name sounds like a really expensive brand

    • @valeriagonzalez1215
      @valeriagonzalez1215 7 лет назад +2

      FeroxCinereoLupus indeed

    • @RainbowSprinkles1001
      @RainbowSprinkles1001 7 лет назад +20

      FeroxCinereoLupus His appearance, voice, and person sounds like an expensive brand 😂

    • @ruthdaly7922
      @ruthdaly7922 7 лет назад +2

      So does his voice😂😂

    • @GothicaBeauty
      @GothicaBeauty 7 лет назад

      FeroxCinereoLupus I think the Lord McLean gives it away.

  • @ink1422
    @ink1422 6 лет назад +699

    “I have quite a large forehead”
    **randomly out of the blue**
    “It almost has the same mass as Russia” this took me by surprise 😂😂❤️

    • @leilani4454
      @leilani4454 6 лет назад +3

      I died when he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @agr2762
      @agr2762 6 лет назад

      Issy Kent right when I scrolled down to this comment he said that. *I M S H O O K*

  • @charlotteb4579
    @charlotteb4579 6 лет назад +1373

    He got so aggressive while talking about highlighting that I felt threatened sksksk

    • @dieowo4549
      @dieowo4549 6 лет назад +36

      卌BlueBoyMGC卌 // I felt kind of scared lmaoo

    • @alexc4908
      @alexc4908 6 лет назад +5

      卌BlueBoyMGC卌 SAME

    • @cuddly2003
      @cuddly2003 6 лет назад +2

      hahahhaha ikr!! also love ur profile pic

    • @Amaninene
      @Amaninene 6 лет назад +2

      Freaked out.. but i loved it

    • @JayAlfordElementJMusic
      @JayAlfordElementJMusic 6 лет назад +3

      OKAY SAME HAHAHA I GOT SCARED AF LMAO KJDSLKJHFAKJHD

  • @sherinevictoria
    @sherinevictoria 4 года назад +120

    He looks like blend of Loki and Hela

  • @Graces_Side_Jobs
    @Graces_Side_Jobs 6 лет назад +377

    I believe you will roast anyone with elegance

    • @beige_ricaforte
      @beige_ricaforte 6 лет назад +7

      He might not even give a damn 😂😂 too much classy-ness 😎

  • @alexjames2685
    @alexjames2685 5 лет назад +2816

    Watching 5:46 on mute makes it feel like he’s yelling at me

  • @unnecessary111
    @unnecessary111 6 лет назад +1253

    In a world full of Laura Leeches, get yourself a John Maclean

  • @sarahthomas6956
    @sarahthomas6956 4 года назад +36

    This makes me appreciate your natural pale beauty. Not saying that tan isn't pretty just that everyone looks great in their own color

  • @m.smozie
    @m.smozie 6 лет назад +700

    *but I shall be doing so for today’s*
    *f i l l a m*

    • @user-ii9yi3fi1e
      @user-ii9yi3fi1e 6 лет назад +15

      jimins left eye wrinkle is prettier than me john macleans *fillums* are braincell regenerating. *change my mind*

    • @verca4000
      @verca4000 6 лет назад +4

      jimins left eye wrinkle is prettier than me SORRY BUT UR NAME 😂😂

    • @m.smozie
      @m.smozie 6 лет назад

      Ver ča LOL💜✨

    • @jljljl1820
      @jljljl1820 5 лет назад

      i love it

    • @JK-jj8fs
      @JK-jj8fs 5 лет назад

      Fillum

  • @kayrules8534
    @kayrules8534 6 лет назад +976

    This is better than *"tHaT's helLa pIgMeNtEd*

    • @growwiththeflow4854
      @growwiththeflow4854 6 лет назад +4

      Amen.

    • @samanthal234
      @samanthal234 6 лет назад +11

      Or all of the bloody faces "im so shook with all of this ridiculous highlighter" 🙄

    • @two0nina
      @two0nina 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao right! I feel like my vocabulary was expanded after watching this video!

    • @bronxcouture
      @bronxcouture 5 лет назад

      You made me lol 😂

    • @RadioCity96
      @RadioCity96 5 лет назад

      I feel attacked 😂😂😂😂

  • @brigetterouseshangh
    @brigetterouseshangh 6 лет назад +234

    literally subscribed because you said subsciption was optional

  • @UFO339
    @UFO339 4 года назад +168

    If you were my english teacher i could score good grades and never miss a single english class

    • @elstagersaurus
      @elstagersaurus 4 года назад +4

      @@sometimessnarky1642 I've never seen a more accurate username

    • @UFO339
      @UFO339 3 года назад

      @@sometimessnarky1642 your user name should be all time snarky /:

    • @mariamahalimuyak9753
      @mariamahalimuyak9753 3 года назад

      @@sometimessnarky1642
      Remove urself from this place, impoverished peasant.

  • @chloerobinson8033
    @chloerobinson8033 6 лет назад +455

    Why do I feel like he’s shouting at my quietly

    • @KikiMauMau
      @KikiMauMau 6 лет назад +15

      Chloe Robinson I feel like he’s an English mother trying to quietly scold me in public

    • @chloerobinson8033
      @chloerobinson8033 6 лет назад +2

      @@KikiMauMau omg yes! that what it is ahhahahaha

  • @Gugunet26
    @Gugunet26 5 лет назад +1097

    John is SUCH an underrated makeup artist! His makeup looks are so good, and he clearly has a lot of skill!

    • @marios1861
      @marios1861 4 года назад +1

      his*

    • @muhammadghadaffi8705
      @muhammadghadaffi8705 4 года назад +2

      @@marios1861 omg

    • @simsovichea3738
      @simsovichea3738 4 года назад +6

      Girl if there's no drama he won't be well known anytime soon

    • @Kubulek17
      @Kubulek17 4 года назад +46

      Gugunet26 it’s because he’s an actual makeup artist. Not someone who kind of knows makeup and is popular.

    • @ruthvernotico2876
      @ruthvernotico2876 3 года назад +1

      ‘Slightly vigorous’
      Me trying to do anything chill

  • @emmychen5726
    @emmychen5726 6 лет назад +876

    e n s u r i n g s e a m l e s s n e s s

    • @deborahrealoficial
      @deborahrealoficial 6 лет назад +33

      e v e r s o s l i g h t l y

    • @louiem.m6116
      @louiem.m6116 6 лет назад +7

      w w w . t w i t t e r . c o m

    • @louiem.m6116
      @louiem.m6116 6 лет назад

      w w w . t w i t t e r . c o m

    • @mason7031
      @mason7031 6 лет назад

      @@louiem.m6116 He always says *W W.*

    • @msmltvcktl
      @msmltvcktl 6 лет назад +3

      Imagine how tragic it would be if it weren't seamless? The embarrassment would be irrevocable..

  • @rosaaliandoe
    @rosaaliandoe 3 года назад +40

    I miss John, which is why I've been watching his old fillums....

  • @conniewilson7663
    @conniewilson7663 6 лет назад +853

    this guy is so fuckin articulate. and i could seriously fall asleep to his voice it's so relaxing

    • @danieljason
      @danieljason 6 лет назад +3

      Connie Wilson that's what I'm doing rn good night

    • @GothamPrincess
      @GothamPrincess 6 лет назад +5

      Same! Wish he read stories!

    • @justellie9538
      @justellie9538 6 лет назад +9

      His voice is creepy to me

    • @jawa2410
      @jawa2410 6 лет назад +2

      You should try asmr it's 10x better😂

    • @anassorbestiak
      @anassorbestiak 6 лет назад +8

      This is why i am a subscriber. I dont even wear make up