Laura Montalvan Well we must not forget that the decor in hell is ghastly as well! LoL! This filum was just loaded with amazing one liners. By broom or carriage....😂😂😂😂
Jessica Santillo Its actually a joke of sorts. Check out his video about accepting your skin tone, he speaks more on it there, plus, its a great video. Basically, he has been teased/bullied for being so pale and people have called him vampire as a way to make fun of him. So, its his way of saying, "You can say what you want about me, I know who and what I am." Plus, the way he does it is hilarious. My advice, go watch his videos, in order. That way you'll have a better understanding of who John is, and why most of us think he's flat out an amazing person and an inspiration. Hope this helps!
I've come to the conclusion that he is a got of death. But like "come in your sleep", "ending your suffering" kind of death, not "rip you from the mortal coil", "take you kicking and screaming" death.
In another video he explained that he wasn't actually born, but summoned into this world. His "birthday" is what he calls the day on which he celebrates the anniversary of his summoning.
itsjustmel yes! I started laughing and woke my husband up. This was second time. The first was after his comment about escorting his eyelash curlers to hell.
What if everyone thinks John is joking around when he talks about his age and attending these events and being the dark lord but as soon as the camera cuts out he’s just sitting there snickering and rubbing his hands together with small flames coming out of his eyes while he whispers “ *foolish humans and their naïve minds* “ and then hops onto his broom and flies into the night sky.
Well, duh! What else could you expect? Only instead of the little flames in is eyes there's a glacial cold glimmer as it has a rather seamless presence yet clearly quite menacing.
that was the most poetic comment I’ve read on this platform 😂 We need some kind of fictional story written about what we think his life is like outside of youtube
When he hops onto his broom,I think its more insert than straddle, its gives more speed that way and uses less virgin's blood. It is good to hear someone talk who has more than a basic 500 word vocabulary.
Now that I'm 34,999 years old my upper lids are dropping and it has ruined any chance of sporting a winged eyeliner from now on. I have to resort to shadow wings. I'm upset about this but your video is helping me -I would love to see more tutorials on older eyes.
Me too. Applying eyeshadow, not to mention a winged eyeliner, on a wrinkled eyelid that is twitching ever so slightly, but constantly, is close to torture.
I must say The Dark Lord MacLean is my FAVORITE. Also I truly believe he has the best subscribers. I love reading all the comments from everyone... Such positivity. Xoxo
Alexandra Mazaka He's gained almost 100k subbies since his Fenty beauty review. I've been obsessed with seamlessness and self portraiture ever since. 😂😂
John is a magnificient makeupartist, soooo much more REFINED and SEAMLESSNESS than all other fakes out there. I watch the fakes for the fun (cake-cake-cake-bake-bake-bake), but John is there for all my real life refining seamlessness needs.
Right!! Commentators switch up and say things like "John is quite a lovely being" but the same people are ratchet on other's channels. It's hilarious 🤣
I had to rewind to the part where you personally “wanted to escort your eyelash curler to hell since you had a membership card but you were to grief stricken” about fell out of my chair with laughter 🤣 had to watch that over and over! I did order a eyelash brush I can’t wait to use it, I enjoy the results you get .
AlternatepersonalityMUA I have a top 10 list of his quotes... the mascara juju one had me off my chair just as much as the hell membership did... he's brilliant!!!
Most comment on your diction, speech and humor - you’re so deserving of all the warmth sent your way but I cannot help but focus my thoughts on your skills as a make up artist first. You’re so clear and precise in your application and explanations, thank you so much. Now all one mortal such as myself needs to do is wish you’d do my make up for me one day!
Somewhere in the world, an auction house is preparing itself for the sale of a Charles Fox "no.1" brush. One can only imagine the frenzy such a brush would cause.
I love John's videos, I don't even care at this point if his personality is just a character or not, I love the idea that such an eccentric really exists in this world and I e s p e c i a l l y love the fact that he stays on point, speaking about the makeup and the overall look rather than giving undignified drama any time in his day. That dry, sharp humor and those vocab words are marvelous touches as well. Hail Lord Maclean.
I’ve recently discovered your channel, and I’m a bit blushed when I say that I’ve been watching as many of your videos as I possibly can each day since. I am so fond of your eloquence and class. Your content is not only refreshing, but very educational. I feel like I am actually learning when viewing your tutorials. I appreciate the kindness and gentleness that you carry within yourself. Your talent is presented in such a humble, and lovely way. I am actually honored to have the chance to learn from such an elegant soul.
beautifulgorgeousone I've been trying since 2016! LMAO...A girl can only keep on trying, right?! I'll soon achieve COMPLETE seamlessness, I've gotten closer with every filuem! We ADORE John here!
Yayyy for witches coven! Us witches in my region enjoyed the full moon on the first day of the year - which was also my birthday. 😊 Unfortunately this first Friday of the year I am sick. Would you please do a little of your spells tonight for me? 🤒💚
Could you do me a solid and call me nightly and just repeat “ever so slightly” until I fall into a deep infant baby sleep. Maybe toss in a few “films” occasionally. Kthanksjohnyboy
He published a lovely little "seamlessly, every so slightly" lullaby on his Twitter and Instagram accounts. His singing voice is hauntingly beautiful, turns out. 💗
I’d love to think I’m as graceful as John but this morning I had to apply my loose powder with an actual paintbrush. Not a soft art brush, no, I used an actual wall paintbrush.
The voice and sophisticated voice and use of amazing words and the once in a word here or there with the dark humor just makes it all worth watching. He's a beautiful person. Especially at the end of a filium...
Gosh, I love this channel! I would love to know more about you! Or just have a sit down video. I watched your Q and A and Christmas video and you are just so inspirational and you seem to be very wise, well spoken and just oozing with elegance. I just love the way you speak as well! x
Heavenly Athena I believe James did runway in the mid nineties so I'm afraid his age is he closer to fifty than 25. But I agree he could say 20 and I'd believe it.
“Diminutify” never heard it before and had to look it up. Now I know it’s not a real word but somehow it makes me feel more refined and intelligent and I’ll be seeking to include it in my daily vocabulary. Seamlessness all 2018
You are the epitome of sophistication. Fittingly, I am watching in the middle of the night. I am just too scared to wait for the daylight to be able to touch your likeness via this fillum and be responsible for you dissolving into smoke.
I know we spend a lot of time confessing our admiration of your beauty and joking with you about things, but that aside, following your tutorials has changed my make-up game tenfold. I love your wit and overall being, but your talent and ability to teach is beyond incredible. 🖤💕🖤
All i know is it's better to watch john give me NEW tips i can use rather than the same old grey tone get ready with me videos with the same old techniques. Love this man! *seamlessness .... and seamless skin always looks expensive*
Your teaching technique is pure perfection. I have learned so many new ways to apply eyeshadow since I started watching your channel. I can not wait to see what else you do in 2018!
You are so incredibly calming & interesting to watch. I never get bored watching you. I usually fast forward through other people’s videos on YT but I can watch yours all the way through. Not to mention the way you do makeup is amazing as well. Thank you for sharing your talent & great personality with the world.
I listen to your videos when I'm feeling anxious. ASMR videos don't work for me but yours help a lot. Your voice is just so soothing for me. I appreciate you putting them out there, I hope you continue to make new videos for a while
I usually have a rule that I only subscribe to someone if I find myself watching more than 5 vids of someone’s channel, this is the 1st vid of Lord Maclean’s that I’ve seen and I immediately subscribed! What a fabulously interesting human!!
I like watching johns videos late at night because i can trust him to not zoom in, boost the bass by 1000x, give himself big eyes and turn the volume up all the way. You are a true blessing, john
John , you're not a makeup artist , U R A MASTER 🙏🏻 Mac cosmetics should collaborate with you for a majestic dark collection this will sell out instantly 👌🏻
“I was going to escort them to hell personally myself as I have a membership card” LMAO
Laura Montalvan Well we must not forget that the decor in hell is ghastly as well! LoL! This filum was just loaded with amazing one liners. By broom or carriage....😂😂😂😂
"but I was to griefestrucken"
Venus Leoz 😂
Venus Leoz almost died when he said that. I just to had to replay it for my husband 😂😂
laura’s dumbass channel LMAOOO
Why does no one ever talk about how he holds the single shadows up with that magnetic thing omfg it’s my favorite thing he does in his filums
Steph right! One of my many favorites
Does he work for MAC?
I love it so much omg it looks like the little mirror the dentist uses I always laugh so hard
Never acknowledged this, but while reading this comment, up pops a mac shadow in the magnetic holder 😂😂😂
exactly I love it too!!!!
You don't look a day over 23,999. You're absolutely stunning! 😍
Hahaha...! My thoughts exactly!!!! He looks just flaaaawless!!
Screaming 😂💀
Omg I love your comment! so funny! xoxo
What does he mean ?
im so fucking confused
24,000 year old vampire ✔
Mulled wine ✔
Witches & ritual ✔
Self Portraiture ✔
Just another Friday night for the Dark Lord. Priceless seamlessness.
Don't get refined elegance. Ensured.
LISTEN!!!! You are summing up the AESTHETIC!!! yassssssssss i live
Mary Kate Hilton so he really claims he is a vampire? Is that what the dark lord is? I rly don’t know. I’m trying to figure this out!
Jessica Santillo Its actually a joke of sorts. Check out his video about accepting your skin tone, he speaks more on it there, plus, its a great video. Basically, he has been teased/bullied for being so pale and people have called him vampire as a way to make fun of him. So, its his way of saying, "You can say what you want about me, I know who and what I am." Plus, the way he does it is hilarious.
My advice, go watch his videos, in order. That way you'll have a better understanding of who John is, and why most of us think he's flat out an amazing person and an inspiration.
Hope this helps!
Mary Kate Hilton well stated!
It's 1:52 in the morning...I need to sleep but I also need to learn how to do a rose bronze cat eye
Musicsavedme its 2:35am where I'm at and SAMEEEE
3,50am here
2:18 here in Ireland Im here for the filluum
3:31 am... but hey, priorities
2.37am here in Surrey in the UK!
*_It is certainly not correct for the Dark Lord to be mingling with regular witches. That would be a travesty_* honestly I love how extra he is
Magix he's so extra but in such a refined way hahahaha. It's literally the best.
This was the exact moment that I hit the like button ^_^
I've come to the conclusion that he is a got of death. But like "come in your sleep", "ending your suffering" kind of death, not "rip you from the mortal coil", "take you kicking and screaming" death.
This!
I don’t watch him because of his make up, I watch him because the way he speak is just magnificent and very sophisticated. I want to learn it
I watch for everything.
Gabby M I love listening to him talk.
Gabby M me too
Watch the fantastic fillum ‘The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie’ you’ll get it on dvd, John sounds like her
He reminds me of Anne of Green Gables enthusiasm.
"Seamless skin ALWAYS looks expensive." - JOHN MACLEAN 2018
24,000 years of beauty!
"I do not enjoy irritation where it Need Not Be." 😤
John summimg up my life
what a mood
I don’t want to believe that John has a birthday. He was created with the universe and exists as a Being of seamless refinement and SAT words
SAT words 😂😂😂
But this is the day he chose for himself
In another video he explained that he wasn't actually born, but summoned into this world. His "birthday" is what he calls the day on which he celebrates the anniversary of his summoning.
“I have such a fat neck, it almost resembles the base of a Corinthian” 😂I’m dead
itsjustmel yes! I started laughing and woke my husband up. This was second time. The first was after his comment about escorting his eyelash curlers to hell.
pinky andthebrain Omg yes that had me choking 😂
*Ever so slightly*
maja sedic SAME
The Dark Lord!!
I'm here for the filum.
Dani 😎 hopefully for another 24000 years!!
The filums are so very refined...................first of all.
Dani don’t forget the seemlessness too.
LMFAO
"I do not enjoy irritation where it need not be" dassa whole ass mood
What if everyone thinks John is joking around when he talks about his age and attending these events and being the dark lord but as soon as the camera cuts out he’s just sitting there snickering and rubbing his hands together with small flames coming out of his eyes while he whispers “ *foolish humans and their naïve minds* “ and then hops onto his broom and flies into the night sky.
Victoria Kososki 😬
Blasphemy! He can fly reasonably well _without_ a broom.
Well, duh! What else could you expect? Only instead of the little flames in is eyes there's a glacial cold glimmer as it has a rather seamless presence yet clearly quite menacing.
that was the most poetic comment I’ve read on this platform 😂 We need some kind of fictional story written about what we think his life is like outside of youtube
When he hops onto his broom,I think its more insert than straddle, its gives more speed that way and uses less virgin's blood. It is good to hear someone talk who has more than a basic 500 word vocabulary.
S E A M L E S S N E S
maja sedic Self Portraiture is my favourite. 😂😂😂
Verónica Caldas Ludeña He did say seamless and seamlessness a lot during this filum. 😂😂😂
All hail Lord Maclean!
That highlighter is divine!
It is only £3 in boots or Superdrug! They have a large array of colours, blue,gold,pink,green,yellow and a few more
Lord Maclean has got to let us mere mortals know their secrets looking so young at 24,000 years old !!!!!
U cute ;)
Jackson Weaver *Hailing* 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
*his* secrets Stacy, he is a man. He is *the* man
I swear he can make anything sound sophisticated..
_mah bells be paehd_
Now that I'm 34,999 years old my upper lids are dropping and it has ruined any chance of sporting a winged eyeliner from now on. I have to resort to shadow wings. I'm upset about this but your video is helping me -I would love to see more tutorials on older eyes.
Me too. Applying eyeshadow, not to mention a winged eyeliner, on a wrinkled eyelid that is twitching ever so slightly, but constantly, is close to torture.
I must say The Dark Lord MacLean is my FAVORITE. Also I truly believe he has the best subscribers. I love reading all the comments from everyone... Such positivity. Xoxo
Alexandra Mazaka He's gained almost 100k subbies since his Fenty beauty review. I've been obsessed with seamlessness and self portraiture ever since. 😂😂
This is how I want to start my 2018. **happy sigh**
John is a magnificient makeupartist, soooo much more REFINED and SEAMLESSNESS than all other fakes out there. I watch the fakes for the fun (cake-cake-cake-bake-bake-bake), but John is there for all my real life refining seamlessness needs.
His voice feels like a warm thick creamy hot chocolate, idk why
A C C U R A T E
Your synesthesia is showing sis
It's certainly not a typical Scottish thing. Wonder where he's from.
The best voice I ever heard in my life was posh Scottish. John confirms this - posh Scot is the most delectable of all accents.
Honestly you described it so perfectly 🙌🏻🤯
Cue everyone in the comment section making their dialogue 100% more extra than it is on the daily
Vanessa Vestal Tea!
I'm actually this extra daily. I dont leave my home so others don't have to be exposed to their own peasantry.
Lol
Right!! Commentators switch up and say things like "John is quite a lovely being" but the same people are ratchet on other's channels. It's hilarious 🤣
@@takkariarmstrong8736 Peasantry isn't an extra word. We all want to belong though. 💀💀💀
your humor is amazing lmaoo
I love how you say the word "pom-pom" I had to repeat it lol
I had to rewind to the part where you personally “wanted to escort your eyelash curler to hell since you had a membership card but you were to grief stricken” about fell out of my chair with laughter 🤣 had to watch that over and over! I did order a eyelash brush I can’t wait to use it, I enjoy the results you get .
AlternatepersonalityMUA right...had me laffs too
AlternatepersonalityMUA I have a top 10 list of his quotes... the mascara juju one had me off my chair just as much as the hell membership did... he's brilliant!!!
Amy&Jose Rosario totally
I have had one of those brushes for ages and I couldn't think what to use it for, now I know because I too suffer from the evil wanderings of mascara!
“I was going to escort them to hell personally, myself, as I have a membership card there, but I was too grief stricken...” 😂😂😂
When I think I can't love John anymore he admits to his upcoming 24,000th birthday & prepping for world class coven meeting.❤️💃🏻
You beautiful creature 😭
Katieemmaw so beautiful 😍
Did anyone else almost have a heart attack when he didn't start with Mac's Omega!!
"bye!"
Sometimes I watch his filums just to see him say bye!! It has such an honest soulful tone!!
24,000 years?
ARE YOY CONFIRMING TO ME THAT YOU ARE INDEED SOME SORT OF ROYAL BLOOD-ish VAMPIRE?
r kim an A.R.M.Y over here? 💕
r kim Oh honey, he confirmed that months ago!
"my bills be paid" cryingg
Christine I couldn’t 😂😂
Christine 😂😂😂
Most comment on your diction, speech and humor - you’re so deserving of all the warmth sent your way but I cannot help but focus my thoughts on your skills as a make up artist first. You’re so clear and precise in your application and explanations, thank you so much. Now all one mortal such as myself needs to do is wish you’d do my make up for me one day!
Somewhere in the world, an auction house is preparing itself for the sale of a Charles Fox "no.1" brush. One can only imagine the frenzy such a brush would cause.
the lord has spoken
Seamlessness Squad
Lizzie Meerkat hey this will make a clever T-shirt!
I love John's videos, I don't even care at this point if his personality is just a character or not, I love the idea that such an eccentric really exists in this world and I e s p e c i a l l y love the fact that he stays on point, speaking about the makeup and the overall look rather than giving undignified drama any time in his day. That dry, sharp humor and those vocab words are marvelous touches as well. Hail Lord Maclean.
You have the best sense of humour.
Me watching other beauty gurus: Yaaass Queen!
Me watching John: Yaasss czarina, sultana, resplendent exotic wonder! YAAASS!!
it's rare to find someone who's voice is this nice to listen to.
your videos are like asmr to me.
I’ve recently discovered your channel, and I’m a bit blushed when I say that I’ve been watching as many of your videos as I possibly can each day since. I am so fond of your eloquence and class. Your content is not only refreshing, but very educational. I feel like I am actually learning when viewing your tutorials. I appreciate the kindness and gentleness that you carry within yourself. Your talent is presented in such a humble, and lovely way. I am actually honored to have the chance to learn from such an elegant soul.
Dermatologists DESPISE him !!
Mir BBL
Lol Right...haha
Why?
because vampires ain't age, yasmin
My first 2018 lesson toward achieving SEAMLESSNESS! Thank you John for this filum!☺️😍✌🏽
beautifulgorgeousone I've been trying since 2016! LMAO...A girl can only keep on trying, right?! I'll soon achieve COMPLETE seamlessness, I've gotten closer with every filuem!
We ADORE John here!
beautifulgorgeousone filum* though
Amy&Jose Rosario I’ll keep trying indeed. He’s amazing!
Biboo Yes, I amended the spelling. Thanks.👍🏽
Ahhhaaaa! Of course John you have been practicing the art of makeup for 24000 years, of course you do such a perfect job after so much practice 😄☺️😎
I refuse to believe I'm the only one drawn in by his enunciation of the Charles Fox brush designations. ;)
This eye look is pure art.
Yayyy for witches coven! Us witches in my region enjoyed the full moon on the first day of the year - which was also my birthday. 😊 Unfortunately this first Friday of the year I am sick. Would you please do a little of your spells tonight for me? 🤒💚
Naomi PR blessed be dear sister, my the goddess send you the healing that you need. )0(
GothicaBeauty. Thank you deary, I have been healing up all day. 🤗🌙
Naomi PR blessed be, I’ll speak with Goddess to send healing your way. So mote it be.
I just can't get over how beautiful John is. 💖
M Y B I L L S B E P A I D
I'm so inspired right now, i'm seriously planning to open a make-up store called " *ENSURE YOUR SEAMLESSNESS*"
alida kenzo beka LOL!
So glad you won't be mixing with the riff raff commoner witch xxxx
Could you do me a solid and call me nightly and just repeat “ever so slightly” until I fall into a deep infant baby sleep. Maybe toss in a few “films” occasionally. Kthanksjohnyboy
Nina ME too, me too!
the films...gets me every time
Gotta add "seamlessness" as well 😍😍
He published a lovely little "seamlessly, every so slightly" lullaby on his Twitter and Instagram accounts. His singing voice is hauntingly beautiful, turns out. 💗
All Products listed below.
BASE (all products applied off camera)
Embryolisse - Lait-Crème Concentré
Estee Lauder - Double Wear Stay-In-Place Foundation Shade Shell
Illamasqua - Skin Base Foundation Shade 01
Kryolan - Dermacolor Camouflage Creme Shade D1
Kryolan - Dermacolor Camouflage Creme Shade D40 (eyebrows)
Kryolan - Loose Translucent Powder Shade TL3
Louise Young - Essential Eyeshadow Palette Shade Pom Pom (eyebrows)
Supercover - Ultimate Face Primer
CHEEKS
Kryolan - Powder Eyeshadow Shade Sahara
MAC - Powder Blush Shade Blushbaby
MUA - Highlighting Powder Undress Your Skin Shade Pink Shimmer
EYES
Kryolan - Powder Eyeshadow Shade Sahara
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Carbon
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Espresso
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Mythology
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Soft Brown
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Swiss Chocolate
MAC - Pro Longwear Fluidline Shade Dip Down
MAC - Studio Fix Powder Plus Foundation Shade NW10
PrimaLash - Half Lashes
Sleek MakeUP - i-Divine Eyeshadow Palette Storm 578 Shade #7 (Copper)
theBalm - Mary-Lou Manizer Highlighter & Shadow
theBalm - Mascara formulation What’s Your Type? “the Body Builder”
LIPS
MAC - Amplified Lipstick Shade Saint Germain
MAC - Lip Pencil Shade Spice
theBalm - Lipstick Shade Mai Bills Be Paid
TOOLS
Charles Fox - 81460/21 No. 6 Lip Brush
Charles Fox - 81460/31 Rounded Eye Defining Brush
Charles Fox - 81464/05 Synthetic Brush - Small Contour Shadow Brush
Crown - Various Brushes
DUO - Lash Adhesive Clear
Inglot - Professional Eyelash Curler
Louise Young - LY38A Medium Tapered Shadow Brush
MAC - 205 Mascara Fan Brush
MAC - 217 Synthetic Blending Brush
MAC - 239 Synthetic Eye Shader Brush
Space NK - Bent Eyeliner Brush
Space NK - Liner Brush
Zoeva - 114 Luxe Face Focus Brush
Zoeva - 126 Luxe Cheek Finish Brush
Zoeva - 227 Luxe Soft Definer Brush
Zoeva - 228 Crease Brush
Zoeva - 231 Luxe Petit Crease Brush
This cat eye liner looks absolutely amazing on you!
Your are peak human excellence.❤
watching this so i can sleep cause your voice is the best
Abdulrahman Adel asmr life
Abdulrahman Adel I watch his video before bed so I can fall asleep
+Serina Takizawa same !!! and i wakeup with my phone next to me on the pillow 😂😂
+Hambone Fakenameington yas*-*
“I don’t want to go in with one of those ghastly scratchy pencil brushes”
i like how he actually started to feel all these vampire associations
Happy 24,000th birthday in advance, queen goddess 💖💖💖
Immortality Confirmed
I’d love to think I’m as graceful as John but this morning I had to apply my loose powder with an actual paintbrush. Not a soft art brush, no, I used an actual wall paintbrush.
The voice and sophisticated voice and use of amazing words and the once in a word here or there with the dark humor just makes it all worth watching. He's a beautiful person. Especially at the end of a filium...
Gosh, I love this channel! I would love to know more about you! Or just have a sit down video. I watched your Q and A and Christmas video and you are just so inspirational and you seem to be very wise, well spoken and just oozing with elegance. I just love the way you speak as well! x
Chloe I know he probably wouldn’t but I would LOVE if he did some daily vlogs. A look into his day to day life would be fascinating!
Omg the posh way you describe stuff, ESPECIALLY about the liner pencils... is just mesmerizing. lol
You little vampire 😂 Don't worry, you look barely 25! 😘 Happy New Year
Heavenly Athena I believe James did runway in the mid nineties so I'm afraid his age is he closer to fifty than 25. But I agree he could say 20 and I'd believe it.
Jess Hammond who tfs james
Actually he is only 23. That wasn't him modelling for mugler in the 90's, he likes to keep us guessing 😊
Yeah he’s definitely early 20s- young hands
Heavenly Athena you mean barely 20,000
I am instantly obsessed. I love this beautiful androgynous vampire.
6:35 - 8:34 I love the dedication of always saying what the brushes are 😍
“Diminutify” never heard it before and had to look it up. Now I know it’s not a real word but somehow it makes me feel more refined and intelligent and I’ll be seeking to include it in my daily vocabulary. Seamlessness all 2018
Missconstrued86
Or "diminish"?
An actual real word...
Am I the only one who actually believes john when he says he is 23,999 years old?
We all do...
Edenian Kitana you must be joking
Naama Loll There’s always that one person that what is said just goes right over their head...
Edenian Kitana not my fault that it wasnt funny 🤷🏻♀️
it actually didn’t even phase me when he said it either...I was like yea..of course he is lol
OMG!!!
Perfection !
Porcelaine skin.
The key is your marvelous layering technique dear Lord John.
The way he’s able to memorize and recite the brush numbers is iconic
You are the epitome of sophistication. Fittingly, I am watching in the middle of the night. I am just too scared to wait for the daylight to be able to touch your likeness via this fillum and be responsible for you dissolving into smoke.
Your voice is music for my ears ❤
maclean perfectly naming the brushes he uses without even looking at it and intensely gazing at his own reflection is my life
"as I have quite a fat neck, it almost resembles the base of Corinthian" you sound so graceful talking about your neck Lord Maclean!
Oh my, you don't look a day over 20.000. On the other hand, I suppose you need that time to memorize all the Charles Fox brush numbers.
If Cate Blanchett appeared in one of your videos it would be the most elegant thing to ever happen
I know we spend a lot of time confessing our admiration of your beauty and joking with you about things, but that aside, following your tutorials has changed my make-up game tenfold. I love your wit and overall being, but your talent and ability to teach is beyond incredible. 🖤💕🖤
John mcclean’s voice is so interesting, elegant, beautiful and fabulous I could listen to them talk all day
Person: (over my shoulder) what are you watching???
Me: An immortal.
Sauron? Voldemort? Melkor? Never heard of them. All hail Dark Lord John Maclean
All i know is it's better to watch john give me NEW tips i can use rather than the same old grey tone get ready with me videos with the same old techniques. Love this man!
*seamlessness .... and seamless skin always looks expensive*
Your teaching technique is pure perfection. I have learned so many new ways to apply eyeshadow since I started watching your channel. I can not wait to see what else you do in 2018!
When you’re so early there’s no thumbnail😂 Love you John!
19oldcake. Love it. I still have that palette too, need to go dig it out and use it.
You are so incredibly calming & interesting to watch. I never get bored watching you. I usually fast forward through other people’s videos on YT but I can watch yours all the way through.
Not to mention the way you do makeup is amazing as well. Thank you for sharing your talent & great personality with the world.
omgod that "bye" at the end was the cherry on top, how can someone bare another day without Lord Maclean!
For like 2 seconds I thought this was finally an asmr video on this channel and I got so excited I'm pretty sure I teared up lol
Happy early 24,000 birthday lord ❤️
I listen to your videos when I'm feeling anxious. ASMR videos don't work for me but yours help a lot. Your voice is just so soothing for me. I appreciate you putting them out there, I hope you continue to make new videos for a while
Loved the Swiss Cottage you slipped in there, Milord! Beautiful look you've given us today. Xx
My now favourite asmrist!
FILUM...
Sending love from singapore! 💕💕💕
Oh John you made my day! I enjoyed watching this sooo much! You always make me laugh and make me feel happy 😊
I usually have a rule that I only subscribe to someone if I find myself watching more than 5 vids of someone’s channel, this is the 1st vid of Lord Maclean’s that I’ve seen and I immediately subscribed! What a fabulously interesting human!!
I like watching johns videos late at night because i can trust him to not zoom in, boost the bass by 1000x, give himself big eyes and turn the volume up all the way.
You are a true blessing, john
He's a vampire. #Confirmed
He Gets Offended By That
Your videos are so relaxing. Also I’ve been learning stuff too. You are the best.
John , you're not a makeup artist , U R A MASTER 🙏🏻 Mac cosmetics should collaborate with you for a majestic dark collection this will sell out instantly 👌🏻
" and seamless skin always looks expensive" .... My favorite quote of this video. Happy New Year.