Subtle Enhancing Polishing Relaxed Makeup Tutorial | JOHN MACLEAN

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @kaylindance2512
    @kaylindance2512 2 года назад +7096

    “I’m very soothing, so I was able to calm myself down.”
    The sovereign has returned 🙌🏾

    • @aurorainalaska9522
      @aurorainalaska9522 2 года назад +82

      I have no words. I am crying tears of gratitude. What a gift this Christmas!

    • @afrodit8582
      @afrodit8582 2 года назад +45

      I just love his confidence it's inspiring and humorous at the same time

    • @laurabrown3159
      @laurabrown3159 2 года назад +14

      Agreed

    • @Chiefqueef91
      @Chiefqueef91 2 года назад +11

      Goat

    • @jasperpuddingface
      @jasperpuddingface 2 года назад +5

      @@aurorainalaska9522 I agree, loved watching this video so much, so missed,so loved and admired. Please make more for all of us who admire and love you so much. xxxx

  • @hkburrows
    @hkburrows 2 года назад +2325

    60 yr old woman here, with absolutely no interest in make-up, but I'm being hypnotised by the most soothing voice ever.

    • @natthebratster
      @natthebratster 2 года назад +35

      I know right? 58 here but I love makeup...on. Not a fan of applying it though.

    • @najadahmer4862
      @najadahmer4862 2 года назад +52

      I could watch this amazing person talk nonsense for hours just to hear that soothing, relaxing and beautiful voice. And the accent is everything!

    • @swedish_granny3153
      @swedish_granny3153 2 года назад +45

      Here is a 69-yo granny who can't apply makeup for toffee, but with the help of His Lordship occasionally leaves her house without looking like a poor copy of Charlie Rivel.

    • @irishpm01
      @irishpm01 2 года назад +14

      63 and rarely use makeup. Doesn't matter if John talks to me

    • @matthewscorner2990
      @matthewscorner2990 2 года назад +16

      Fun fact. He once won an award in his school for his linguistic abilities.

  • @dominiqueprice3304
    @dominiqueprice3304 2 года назад +498

    “Touch wood, Georgian Mahogany…Cuban Of Course”
    Such a fabulous human being.I live and I do adore this gentleman.

  • @Haghenveien
    @Haghenveien 2 года назад +1031

    I'm chronically ill and I have to say that in this world of toxic positivity listening to John complaining about cold sores like the worst of the tragedies is so refreshing and very much welcome.

    • @ruthanna4713
      @ruthanna4713 2 года назад +25

      Toxic positivity... well said.

    • @brunom72
      @brunom72 2 года назад +17

      oooh "toxic positivity"... that phrase is 100% PERFECTION !!

    • @Itisrealtalk
      @Itisrealtalk 2 года назад +3

      May you get well soon :)

    • @mcd5478
      @mcd5478 2 года назад +1

      “Toxic positivity” 🫣👍🏼 #FunnyNotFunny

    • @biancaz7097
      @biancaz7097 2 года назад +1

      #SpamBot
      Toxic positivity is not a thing. Find a hobby. Quit hating happy people because you want to remain miserable.

  • @daverr423
    @daverr423 2 года назад +8128

    i've missed John's films so much that i don't even care what he's talking about today. i mean, i find his content to be both informative and entertaining, but at this moment, i'm to happy to care. :)

    • @vietto271
      @vietto271 2 года назад +268

      you mean his FILUMS ? XD

    • @daverr423
      @daverr423 2 года назад +57

      @@vietto271 Yes! That's the correct term! 😃😎💙

    • @myleemae7858
      @myleemae7858 2 года назад +16

      I so agree!

    • @LadyDiana1956
      @LadyDiana1956 2 года назад +23

      I adore him too!!!

    • @daikyosenshi
      @daikyosenshi 2 года назад +2

      and beneficial

  • @shellyrourke8994
    @shellyrourke8994 2 года назад +685

    When John says, "seamless" my soul leaves my body, goes for a luxury spa weekend then floats back.

  • @Lovisa116
    @Lovisa116 2 года назад +1865

    In all seriousness, there is something special with John's videos and I think it's because he has a perfect blend of being outrageously funny, talented, a thorough teacher AND relaxing. That's an insane combo, really, and it makes all his videos an absolute delight.

    • @ryann9370
      @ryann9370 2 года назад +20

      I soooo agree and miss his videos. I hope he keeps making more films

    • @sahraskellington1065
      @sahraskellington1065 2 года назад +23

      It’s like watching a kind superior being lol

    • @giulianacr2638
      @giulianacr2638 2 года назад +6

      I'm here for the perfect smooth skin and the soothing commentary 💖

    • @born_confused
      @born_confused 2 года назад +2

      I totally agree 💯

    • @JanelleDianeH
      @JanelleDianeH 2 года назад +16

      John is completely unique and special in the youtube beauty space, in the most wonderful of ways.

  • @Tasting_fire
    @Tasting_fire 2 года назад +530

    I love how seriously he says the brush names and numbers like it’s a weapon

  • @cartonriley
    @cartonriley 2 года назад +857

    Why does John always look and feel like a Victorian Time Traveller... So opulent and so refined... It's honestly so different than anyone who does RUclips Tutorials!

    • @sassykat2000
      @sassykat2000 2 года назад +74

      Because he's been alive for centuries.

    • @oshifish2
      @oshifish2 2 года назад +6

      Different from anyone ever.

    • @cartonriley
      @cartonriley 2 года назад +18

      @@sassykat2000 I know, right? Kinda like the Volturi!

    • @SnipsTano
      @SnipsTano 2 года назад +41

      John is legit a seamless being who’s been around for hundreds and hundreds of years, an immortal sovereign. No one can convince me otherwise.

    • @cartonriley
      @cartonriley 2 года назад +7

      @@SnipsTano Same here! 😂

  • @thejeswith1s
    @thejeswith1s 2 года назад +1924

    John’s voice feels like smooth black velvet in my ears. We need a Bedtime ASMR video where he is sitting in an armchair-in front of a fireplace and reads us classic fairytale story books. 😴🖤

  • @DBeautybykat
    @DBeautybykat 2 года назад +229

    “I’m quite soothing so I was able to calm myself down”… 😁 YOUVE BEEN MISSED Sir Maclean!!!

  • @PecanBaby...
    @PecanBaby... 2 года назад +479

    I literally laughed out loud when John announced that he was going to summon the kraken over a cold sore but he managed to soothe himself. 🤣

    • @duyendo97
      @duyendo97 2 года назад +6

      I came across your comment at the same time as that part of the video played 😂

    • @spiritmatter1553
      @spiritmatter1553 2 года назад +7

      Because he’s very calming. I love this dude.

    • @jossilyns
      @jossilyns 2 года назад +2

      Croc footwear also gives me nightmares 🤣

    • @LoveSaidNo
      @LoveSaidNo Год назад +2

      Don‘t forget to knock on Mahagony wood afterwards… isn‘t he great? His videos are so refreshing as they are informative.

  • @6milkyyeet9
    @6milkyyeet9 2 года назад +774

    John's humor is what I imagine the things the queen would laugh to while having tea. No snort laughing allowed because we're that classy.

    • @stealthis
      @stealthis 2 года назад +16

      He would allow snorting, just not of himself, because standards.

    • @jacquelined3542
      @jacquelined3542 2 года назад +16

      Not pointing out the faux pax of others is the height of decorum. So naturally he would not say a thing should a snort slip out.

  • @Haffmatthew
    @Haffmatthew 2 года назад +1183

    This filum has proved to be substantially beneficial to my glum and melancholy day. I have nothing but great admiration and fondness for John’s seamlessness in both character and natural ability in producing said filums.

    • @goawayandlearnsomedamnmann1391
      @goawayandlearnsomedamnmann1391 2 года назад +29

      I’m so glad someone else uses the word fillum 😂❤️

    • @alessiatara5397
      @alessiatara5397 2 года назад +15

      Fillum 💯

    • @KripaWilliams
      @KripaWilliams 2 года назад +6

      I love this comment 😊😊❤️🥰 made my day. John is an amazing soul.

    • @laraisokay
      @laraisokay 2 года назад +7

      I hope tomorrow is a better day for you. ✨

    • @Peannlui
      @Peannlui 2 года назад +3

      Aye, they're great filums.

  • @spacecowboyeddie6803
    @spacecowboyeddie6803 2 года назад +357

    “I just went on a voyage to the necessarium” - pure poetry.

  • @magdat6194
    @magdat6194 2 года назад +80

    John is the Bob Ross of makeup. Not only is it magical art but SO SOOTHING to just listen to

  • @manareality8671
    @manareality8671 2 года назад +427

    John is just so prestige, calming, and majestic. It’s like watching an aristocratic vampire gracing us with their presence. There is no way this is a human.

    • @kateoc8
      @kateoc8 2 года назад +1

      Prestige?

    • @DreamseedVR
      @DreamseedVR 2 года назад +4

      Yes prestige :)

    • @KripaWilliams
      @KripaWilliams 2 года назад +1

      Yes 👍 I couldn’t agree more. 😊🤟🏼✌🏼

    • @janelleespinosa6247
      @janelleespinosa6247 2 года назад +1

      He is one of a kind, and in the most top tier way. I agree with you.

  • @bekkadominguez356
    @bekkadominguez356 2 года назад +336

    “I thought I would have a chat with myself, and I am very soothing, so I was able to calm myself down”… John even works magic on John 💗

  • @YonekuniKyuhyun
    @YonekuniKyuhyun 2 года назад +1453

    This new filum is the gift this 2021 needed. The story-telling skills, the soothing makeup routine, the sound effects... Amazing, show-stopping, incredible, one of a kind.

  • @calamity4376
    @calamity4376 2 года назад +544

    The comments you see under Johns content are just epic. Everyone's bringing out their $4 words and essay grammar lol
    He inspires the inner intellectual, inner artist, and inner weirdo of his viewers :) it's so good!

    • @Ickerus13
      @Ickerus13 2 года назад +4

      wait what is a $4 word lol

    • @mcd5478
      @mcd5478 2 года назад

      Indeed

    • @MarcePaz2008
      @MarcePaz2008 2 года назад +7

      In these days of really bad- influencers to have someone like him setting the standard up so High, can only be so positive for all of us watching! So I really do highly appreciate his level of language used ( I live in Denmark and my mother language is not English, but I like to learn)

    • @tk97898
      @tk97898 2 года назад

      YEP

    • @jazz2012
      @jazz2012 2 года назад +4

      @@Ickerus13 I Googled it, it appears it is a big prentious word. I had no clue until Professor Google explained it to me.

  • @freddy353
    @freddy353 2 года назад +558

    I don’t know how John manages to be so poised and yet a goofball all at once. Chapeau!

    • @hannakinn
      @hannakinn 2 года назад +22

      I love John's sense of humor. John's a real treasure and a rare beauty.

  • @CerebralTombstone
    @CerebralTombstone 2 года назад +623

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate just how funny John is? He has an impeccable sense of humor!

    • @spiritmatter1553
      @spiritmatter1553 2 года назад

      Perfect timing.

    • @mcd5478
      @mcd5478 2 года назад +2

      His British humor is indeed impeccable 🇺🇸❤️🇬🇧

    • @jodane6186
      @jodane6186 2 года назад +1

      I'm still laughing over the Imp in the Atelier

  • @slgarrett
    @slgarrett 2 года назад +361

    I love how you can be so formal and then exhibit flashes of silliness. It makes everything more fun. Thank you.

  • @aimster2084
    @aimster2084 2 года назад +747

    I've missed you!! You seem a little different personality-wise than in previous videos. More playful maybe? I can't put my finger on it, but I like it and you seem happy. So happy so see a new video. And you always give the BEST tips and tricks and techniques.

    • @impIicit
      @impIicit 2 года назад +40

      i noticed a bit of a difference too 🧐

    • @laylawalker8897
      @laylawalker8897 2 года назад +36

      he doesn't like the finger 💀

    • @zephirothia
      @zephirothia 2 года назад +57

      must be the cold sore after effect

    • @HaHaHaLMFAOtv
      @HaHaHaLMFAOtv 2 года назад +55

      definitely more jokes and he's more daring with them

    • @illidelphian1508
      @illidelphian1508 2 года назад +38

      Then you must look at the compilations of John or he is actually quite quirky and funny. John has an amazing sense of humor. Just look up best John MacLean moments. And then while you’re at it look up the parity of him which is a hilarious. I’ll be back to get the name- I forget their name right now

  • @stardoll1995
    @stardoll1995 2 года назад +428

    Yay it's 4am on Christmas Eve and I see we all just had our first Christmas present of the season! ♡

    • @laurac86
      @laurac86 2 года назад +6

      It’s not Christmas Eve day for me yet so this is an early Christmas present 😆

  • @drowningincats3921
    @drowningincats3921 2 года назад +541

    The GORGEOUS, the REFINED, the ROYAL AIRE of John is BACK! Oh this is such a fantastic Christmas gift! 🎁

    • @lynnhobby32321
      @lynnhobby32321 2 года назад +2

      I swear if I were blessed with the presence… I’d bow!

  • @catenthusiast81
    @catenthusiast81 2 года назад +565

    I could listen to John talk about their cold sores ALL YEAR LONG. You are, indeed, quite soothing, John.

    • @maze6797
      @maze6797 2 года назад +2

      whose cold sores?

    • @icyyou3837
      @icyyou3837 2 года назад +5

      @@maze6797 Johns .... 1:05 for reference

    • @hannahbrown5465
      @hannahbrown5465 2 года назад +6

      @@maze6797 the comment literally says John, you must have a problem with the gender neutral pronoun?

    • @maze6797
      @maze6797 2 года назад +2

      @@hannahbrown5465 It says "I could listen to John talk about their cold sores." I get that they like John but these could be anybody's cold sores. This beautifully illustrates the need for correct English.

    • @izmuth7081
      @izmuth7081 2 года назад +12

      @@maze6797 they as a singular pronoun is very commonly used in the english language, you just haven’t realized it
      when you find someone’s car keys, you don’t say “oh someone lost he or she’s car keys,” you said “oh, someone lost their car keys”
      find another excuse

  • @sarahdenyer5423
    @sarahdenyer5423 2 года назад +6

    ‘A voyage to the necessarium’ is possibly my favourite quote ever.

  • @irismartinez5353
    @irismartinez5353 2 года назад +275

    “Crocs footwear also gives me nightmares” 😝 so true! I keep pausing this tutorial because I just don’t want this fillum to end, missed you so very much John! 🖤

    • @ggeemmiinnii
      @ggeemmiinnii 2 года назад +6

      Thank you for giving the correct spelling of 'fillum'. I'm sure John would appreciate it. Lol...everyone is doing just one 'L'.

  • @isaibenavides9117
    @isaibenavides9117 2 года назад +518

    I don’t even wear makeup.. watching John’s videos is relaxing therapy.

    • @Boneknuckleskin
      @Boneknuckleskin 2 года назад +5

      Same. I really have no interest in make up and I don’t use makeup but I watch every one of his videos in my bed and it chills me out. Also the looks he create are quite stunning, the way his cheeks looked at the end of the video 😯

    • @Manic71
      @Manic71 2 года назад +2

      Agree!! But I must confess I yielded a small shriek of happiness when he brought out the Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream! A staple in my home!

    • @isaibenavides9117
      @isaibenavides9117 2 года назад

      @@Boneknuckleskin ikr! 🙊

    • @isaibenavides9117
      @isaibenavides9117 2 года назад

      @@Manic71 I think I must try it then 🧐

  • @lauradacunto
    @lauradacunto 2 года назад +771

    It's refreshing to see makeup applied thoughtfully and meticulously, and not just slapped on in bucket loads and blended out like crazy

    • @MooMooFutch
      @MooMooFutch 2 года назад +75

      You didn’t have to come for Trixie Mattel like that.

    • @onethatdoesart5650
      @onethatdoesart5650 2 года назад +22

      @@MooMooFutch YOU ARE WRONG FOR THAT 😅🤣☠

    • @lauradacunto
      @lauradacunto 2 года назад +3

      I've never actually watched any Trixie 😊

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 2 года назад +13

      @@MooMooFutch hey dont say thaabout Mattel, we all know she dont blend🙃

    • @stealthis
      @stealthis 2 года назад +5

      What do you mean you don't like seeing copious amounts of makeup applied to the skin (so you have to go out and buy more) and then removed with a beauty sponge?

  • @kitkatie0
    @kitkatie0 2 года назад +243

    The "touch wood" bit got me cackling like a witch, I just wasn't expecting it. So happy you're back and can't wait to see more! I'm trying to guess the foundation but honestly there has been so many new releases I lose track lol.

    • @milenahandarova
      @milenahandarova 2 года назад +6

      I think it’s Lisa Eldridge’s Seamless skin foundation

  • @helen3971
    @helen3971 2 года назад +270

    “Uninvited guests”! Love it. And the finger comment! John is effortlessly hilarious.
    And I’ll eat my hat if that’s not Lisa Eldridge foundation!!!

    • @katherineowl8172
      @katherineowl8172 2 года назад +13

      I have a feeling it’s the Lisa Eldridge foundation too. It looks beautiful on him!

    • @helen3971
      @helen3971 2 года назад +11

      @@katherineowl8172 gosh looks seamless! I’m so looking forward to John doing a full review of LE products. I’ve bought a few and have my own views. Would NOT recommend the lipsticks so far. Nice but not worth the price. I really want the foundations to be top drawer.

    • @daynabee5521
      @daynabee5521 2 года назад +7

      I adore the, “And I’ll eat my hat if…”

  • @laurieh.6508
    @laurieh.6508 2 года назад +504

    “I get nightmares about having 5 o’clock shadow - croc footwear also give me nightmares.” I love how John says the funniest tidbits with a straight face!

  • @manub.1068
    @manub.1068 2 года назад +163

    And when the world needed Him the most, He appeared to ease our darkest days. Thank you, Lord Maclean, we missed your presence dearly.

  • @katiesanchez4676
    @katiesanchez4676 2 года назад +109

    This is the first time I’ve seen a video from you, but today my whole home town is burning and we may loose my childhood home again to flames for the second time in four years. Watching your video has taken my mind off of this horrific tragedy for 36 minutes and I am incredibly grateful.

  • @gabrielaperez5867
    @gabrielaperez5867 2 года назад +293

    John’s humor has enhanced tenfold and I absolutely love every minute of it ✨

  • @modedogs204
    @modedogs204 2 года назад +25

    oh my goodness! where have you been, it's great to see you back! xo

  • @TheMukana
    @TheMukana 2 года назад +447

    I usually tend to skip a good bit of videos, but John is something else, his voice and mannerism of the way he talks is almost hypnotizing, so refreshing to my brain I love it

    • @Belthazar1990
      @Belthazar1990 2 года назад +10

      I can't skip a single second of his videos in fear of the risk of missing one of his funniest quips

  • @canadianjaneoriginal
    @canadianjaneoriginal 2 года назад +64

    Ah how I missed you! RUclips has felt empty without you. No one actually does explanatory tutorials anymore. I love that you will always explain in detail everything. You always make me giggle a few and my days can go from bad to good in a moment’s notice if you upload.

  • @halloween_valentine
    @halloween_valentine 2 года назад +242

    THE SEAMLESSNESS. So iconic, so gorgeous. Love seeing you with and without makeup. ❤

  • @saraf3933
    @saraf3933 2 года назад +30

    "I am just using my classic application technique of applying foundation: slap it on and hope for the best." Oh how I missed you and your clever remarks. Glad you're back!

  • @aelbert128
    @aelbert128 2 года назад +632

    Didn’t think my Christmas Eve could’ve been better, then a video from John shows and the day is complete. Thank you John!

    • @born_confused
      @born_confused 2 года назад +1

      I just commented the same 😁

  • @jaimebibelot4398
    @jaimebibelot4398 2 года назад +80

    I haven't watched John in a while, glad to see he still has that crazed ravenous look in his eyes while he speaks softly of blending and seamlessness.
    perfection 💖

  • @shighbenable
    @shighbenable 2 года назад +587

    You’ll never convince me otherwise that John is gone for such large tracks of time because he’s actually exploring the boundaries of time and space. Takes a lot out of one to be time hopping.
    Edited to update the pronoun! I didn’t want to assume because I wasn’t sure and didn’t want to offend so figured they was a safer route! But after some digging it turns out his (jokingly) preferred pronoun is “Your Grace” from an old tweet. 🙃😂

  • @veritush
    @veritush 2 года назад +109

    HIS MAJESTY IS BACK
    edit: John your sense of humour is a BLESSING

  • @MariamMoshref
    @MariamMoshref 2 года назад +329

    I feel like the joy I felt when I heard you say “filum this filum” was undeserved but I’m grateful for it none the less. Thank you

    • @apryl9481
      @apryl9481 2 года назад +9

      Hey, I know you were just ✨joking✨, but you always deserve joy. Have an amazing New Year darling 🌞

    • @MariamMoshref
      @MariamMoshref 2 года назад +5

      @@apryl9481 Aw thank you❤️ yes, it was all in jest! We all deserve happiness and I wish you a wonderful, joyful new year as well!

  • @charlenejordan6224
    @charlenejordan6224 2 года назад +49

    Summon the kraken! Omg I love him so much! He is so genuine so often but also so funny at moments. I just love him! The beautiful work he does is truly an art and so amazing to watch. Thank you John for sharing so much of yourself with us all. And listening to your voice is so relaxing.

  • @LindsayD228
    @LindsayD228 2 года назад +319

    I’m having the absolute worst month and this video was like a balm to my soul. Thank you, John!!!

    • @JanelleDianeH
      @JanelleDianeH 2 года назад +13

      I hope things turn around for you right away. Maybe this video is the start of that, lol.

    • @LindsayD228
      @LindsayD228 2 года назад +3

      @@JanelleDianeH thanks, friend ❤️

    • @jtarantula3390
      @jtarantula3390 2 года назад +3

      Hope you feel better soon, hang in there, greetings

    • @wendycho2518
      @wendycho2518 2 года назад +2

      I hope you have better days soon.. Take care hugs

  • @kimarnette9318
    @kimarnette9318 2 года назад +122

    Hi from Colorado. I literally pulled into a Target 🎯 parking lot just to watch Lord McLean. Your voice is a balm to my soul. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @crying2emoji5
      @crying2emoji5 2 года назад +2

      eyyyyy I’m from Colorado too lol

    • @kristiinakapinen2071
      @kristiinakapinen2071 2 года назад +1

      Ikr My soul healed a little❤️ (Hi from Finland😁)

    • @Mantuamaker
      @Mantuamaker 2 года назад +3

      I’m in Colorado too!

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 2 года назад +96

    I love the seamlessness of this video being uploaded like a Christmas gift.

  • @paulawhaley5354
    @paulawhaley5354 2 года назад +80

    I just "found" John and have spent the better part of an afternoon watching this amazing spirit speak to us and show us quite distinctly what a thoroughly evolved human being is. A pleasure on so many levels!

    • @claireplauche7724
      @claireplauche7724 2 года назад +4

      Get ready...ive been subscribed for a couple of years and he is one of a kind...he represents a part of me that as a 47 yearold mother of 4 and psych nurse just doesn't get to access much. HAVE FUN! 👑🌠💙💎

    • @TheLaurenp123
      @TheLaurenp123 2 года назад +2

      SAME

  • @tessf2022
    @tessf2022 2 года назад +339

    I am absolutely ecstatic to finally see John filming again. His soothing voice and informative manner is the best combination to get my attention to everything he says and he never fails 🖤

  • @user-mp7wk9xb8v
    @user-mp7wk9xb8v 2 года назад +71

    My utmost excitement when I saw John Maclean’s new fillum, I wanted to scream but I don’t want to use too much face muscle to avoid aging fast so I took a deep breath, and moved my lips ever so slightly to resemble a small smile.

  • @SurferGirlAllAroundTheWorld
    @SurferGirlAllAroundTheWorld 2 года назад +143

    Not only have I waited 7 months for a new filum, I waited 14 minutes to get my "seamlessness" fix! Lol! Thanks for uploading another one of your great filums John! Also, thank you for the little jokes here and there. It really put a smile on my face and I appreciate them. 🥰

  • @coppercat3940
    @coppercat3940 2 года назад +8

    I am fair skinned and always pay close attention to your advice, your tips are always so unique.
    You also have an ASMR voice embedded with humor and I love it!

  • @mae982
    @mae982 2 года назад +179

    AHHHH IM SO GLAD JOHN IS BACK! Not even 5 mins in and I’m already laughing my ass off 😂

  • @rhaenyraitargaryen6360
    @rhaenyraitargaryen6360 2 года назад +69

    LORD MACLEAN HAS FINALLY GRACED US WITH HIS PRESENCE! 😭

  • @ashleyknight2344
    @ashleyknight2344 2 года назад +147

    "A good, hedonistic layer" is what we all need in our lives.

    • @capricorn6234
      @capricorn6234 2 года назад +3

      Omg, instead of "lives" I've read "livers" 👀 after the holidays...

    • @fxxrnando
      @fxxrnando 2 года назад +2

      YASSS

  • @ArkansasSquaw
    @ArkansasSquaw 2 года назад +2

    His cheekbones are gorgeous. He's speaking and I'm listening, but those cheekbones- oh my!

  • @Jinjins
    @Jinjins 2 года назад +71

    I'm not even a make-up enthusiast; I'm a total wildling. I leave my eyebrows completely untouched, I use concealer to hide only the biggest pimples and to my eyeliner is just that black thing I slather on for death metal gigs. Yet I look at John like Gimli looks at Galadriel, totally spellbound. He truly is THE man.

    • @Ashaliyeva
      @Ashaliyeva 2 года назад +3

      “like Gimli looks at Galadriel” 💖😆 I love that!

    • @ophelia60
      @ophelia60 2 года назад +3

      dude u should write a book lol this was a nice comment to read😭

  • @garyvelazquez5424
    @garyvelazquez5424 2 года назад +125

    I love how we spend around 5 mins+ talking about lash curlers and I’m okay with that! So soothing and relaxing. ❤️

    • @natxon
      @natxon 2 года назад +6

      the way he rants about literally one single eyelash sends me

  • @angiemadrigal2715
    @angiemadrigal2715 2 года назад +86

    John using a Wayne Goss brush, is everything. Legends mentioning legends.❤️

  • @disgracefulfaith6425
    @disgracefulfaith6425 2 года назад +3

    Suddenly remembered you today. Even though im so sleepy right i spent 30 minutes scrolling through the channels i subscribed to over the yeaes just to find your channel. I missed seeing your vids and im so happy i found you again

  • @edgarcastellon6475
    @edgarcastellon6475 2 года назад +127

    I saw on Instagram he had posted a new "filum" and I almost broke a leg running to my biggest TV to watch his new video after so long! John deserves to be seen in 4K with surround sound!

  • @kelleya.2845
    @kelleya.2845 2 года назад +325

    I hope you know how much you've truly been missed John! You bring such a soft, delicate, sophisticated, intelligent and refined elegance. And do so in such a lovely way, with a soft voice and fun witty sense of humor. Not taking yourself too seriously as if you don't know what a beautiful and divine human being you are. Your energy is magical. Thank you so much for posting. I'm sure I'm not the only one that needed a dose of your energy 😊❤

  • @nataliaalfonso2662
    @nataliaalfonso2662 2 года назад +104

    The story of the donkey and the horse had me cackling. A comedy legend! A true raconteur!

  • @venaamoris5019
    @venaamoris5019 2 года назад +67

    I’m living for all the funny storytelling in this 😂 John McLean is so good with all his sound effects 😂

    • @little_wonderer9290
      @little_wonderer9290 2 года назад +6

      It's so unexpected every time because he's so elegant lol

  • @ibeatrashcan
    @ibeatrashcan 2 года назад +466

    My daughter is just getting into makeup, as her grandmother bought her some of the sailor moon collection, and she is exploring and I feel this video will be absolutely instrumental in helping guide her when she wants to experiment on her own. You are, honestly, the only beauty youtuber I would have her watch.

    • @ALT-vz3jn
      @ALT-vz3jn 2 года назад +8

      Pick me vibes

    • @rosedelrey9686
      @rosedelrey9686 2 года назад +54

      @@ALT-vz3jn How is this person being a ”pick me”

    • @zeylasacli1641
      @zeylasacli1641 2 года назад +17

      @@ALT-vz3jn yes you do have that vibe A LT

    • @cucumber6402
      @cucumber6402 2 года назад +5

      @@ALT-vz3jn what

    • @angieschubert
      @angieschubert 2 года назад +45

      @@ALT-vz3jn a mother thanking a youtuber for being a great guide, someone who she feels comfortable with letting her underage daughter watch and know it’s going to help her?? How is that “pick me vibes” 💀

  • @Begining2013
    @Begining2013 2 года назад +289

    Seeing this video is an instant Christmas gift to me here on Christmas Eve in Tasmania, Australia. I'm briefly resting before I start cooking our Eve family feast and I'm adoring John's refinement and soothing talent in this video.

    • @adamfilewood3416
      @adamfilewood3416 2 года назад +4

      NSW here🎄 joy and hope to you and your loved ones

    • @oscardog6719
      @oscardog6719 2 года назад +4

      Relaxing out the back here in Adelaide with a glass of McLaren Vale red😃🍷 I got really excited seeing John’s new video. Cheers fellow Aussies, have a great day tomorrow🥰

    • @adamfilewood3416
      @adamfilewood3416 2 года назад +2

      @@oscardog6719 looking forward to seeing the family for the 1st Xmas together in a few years🙂

    • @lilipop9
      @lilipop9 2 года назад +2

      Well said friend ♥
      Have an amazing Christmas.

    • @MayimHastings
      @MayimHastings 2 года назад +1

      Merry Christmas, Natasha! 🙏🎄❤️

  • @Lezukochan
    @Lezukochan 2 года назад +223

    I'm so delighted John's content is back. Today's look was pure seamlessness🤩

  • @BluesBewitch
    @BluesBewitch 2 года назад +3

    Touch wood! Georgian mahogany. Cuban of course. I love this so much!!!!

  • @sensualsquelch
    @sensualsquelch 2 года назад +176

    Laying in bed sick right now, definitely needed a relaxing voice while I fight through it, thank you 🥺

    • @elainebines6803
      @elainebines6803 2 года назад +5

      Wish you better... There's something definitely going around.... Its called flu. Nothing more, nothing less but still a nuisance

    • @jasmynelliott
      @jasmynelliott 2 года назад +2

      Hope you get well soon 🙏🏽

    • @b_r_a_n
      @b_r_a_n 2 года назад +3

      you're cute afff, get well soon!

    • @deirdreevangelista856
      @deirdreevangelista856 2 года назад +2

      Get Well, it will pass....take it easy...

    • @ScrappingDiva
      @ScrappingDiva 2 года назад +3

      Feel better. Eat soup.

  • @AndiGarner17
    @AndiGarner17 2 года назад +213

    I have long straight donkey eyelashes and I can fully relate to what the eyelash curler did to John's friend's lashes. That story made me laugh so much, and honestly the entire film brought me a lot of joy. It's so wonderful to see John back on youtube

    • @alexinwonderland5393
      @alexinwonderland5393 2 года назад +3

      Not donkey lashes 😭😭😭 that’s what I have

    • @eleo_b
      @eleo_b 2 года назад

      I call mine elephant lashes

  • @bex.jackalope
    @bex.jackalope 2 года назад +84

    the subtle humor always smacks me directly in the face in just the right way.
    happiest of holidays and new year blessings.
    ✨🦋✨

  • @easteryeko9742
    @easteryeko9742 2 года назад +2

    I love your humor so much xd i am glad you are back and i am now back to addictive watching lmao

  • @aliciahunter1973
    @aliciahunter1973 2 года назад +134

    Never realised how much I have missed you until now, I hope we can see more of you in the new year, thank you for the Christmas treat, x

  • @alisonvarga6954
    @alisonvarga6954 2 года назад +24

    Oh I’m so happy you have returned! That must be the Lisa Eldridge foundation?? Looking forward to a full review soon

    • @oscardog6719
      @oscardog6719 2 года назад +1

      Hi Alison, yes that was my first thought too. Cheers from Australia 🥰🍷🇦🇺

  • @mairino7799
    @mairino7799 2 года назад +24

    As a similarly translucent person, I find that blanking out my eyelids first really helps my looks appear more seamless, so that the color of my veins does not make it appear that my shadow is not properly blended.

  • @Em-vp2ot
    @Em-vp2ot 2 года назад +45

    I swear I could be in the worst mood ever and I’ll hop on RUclips and come to this channel and feel better instantly. I love this guy so much, I’ve been watching his videos for years on end, always puts a huge smile on my face when I see that he’s released another video. I swear I would pay to just listen to his voice all day everyday. Sending much love to you John ♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @laurenleonard8590
    @laurenleonard8590 2 года назад +96

    I have literally never seen this channel before. Popped up in my feed and I am not disappointed. Ill have to find a clever turn of phrase to do your humor justice. But as to your look, you remind me of oil paintings from the middle Ages: fascinating, eccentric and pure royalty!!

    • @natthebratster
      @natthebratster 2 года назад +2

      Hi!! You so have to go back and watch some of his earlier videos like a GRWM or date night type one. He is so interestingly hilarious and smart as heck!!!

    • @Yupitsmeagain2
      @Yupitsmeagain2 2 года назад +2

      You've probably seem them in the paintings of those times, as our lord, John, is an immortal.

  • @07celebrity
    @07celebrity 2 года назад +40

    You just don't know how good it is to hear "Fil'um" again before the year is over! Gives me hope! 🙏💖😊

  • @JanelleDianeH
    @JanelleDianeH 2 года назад +30

    Definitely the beautiful Lisa Eldridge foundation. I can tell by looking at it. It really is very distinctive looking to me, even on a screen. But I also know you love Lisa, and her foundation just came out 😄
    I hope this new video means we'll be seeing you more often. It's been a full year! I've missed you very much.

    • @thatsydvicious
      @thatsydvicious 2 года назад +4

      I thought Lisa Eldridge as well ✨

  • @kpr4225
    @kpr4225 2 года назад +24

    I had massive cold sores around the same time and the exact same locations as John and seeing that being mentioned made me fee much better about it. Cold sores can be so disheartening.

  • @klaudia1214
    @klaudia1214 2 года назад +77

    I just scrolled through the comments quickly and oh got all emotional- John, you made so many people so happy with this new filum, myself included! Happy holidays!

  • @Haunted-doublewide
    @Haunted-doublewide 2 года назад +41

    Listen, I don’t watch MUAs, I’m mainly here to watch vivarium artists and trades how-to’s, but John explains things in such a manner that the technicalities translate in detail even to me, a makeup non-participant. While obviously meant for the specific purposes demonstrated the techniques are still useful elsewhere and information just, well, interesting 😂
    10/10, can’t wait to see more

  • @TheRaeraeraerae
    @TheRaeraeraerae 2 года назад +131

    The Neutrogena Light Therapy Pen is absolutely brilliant for treating cold sores. The packaging says it is designed for acne but my partner suffers terribly with cold sores and this works brilliantly for preventing and treating them. He uses it several times a day when he gets the tingly feeling and now they don’t ever get to the big, angry stage and disappear quickly. Hope this helps someone! 🙂

    • @reneeleese
      @reneeleese 2 года назад +7

      myself and my cousin both also suffered with them, her so much moreso, never not having one all through high school/ were both now free of them and havent had one in years..... i hope it goes this way for him, too!!! they're the worst and affect your confidence so much!

    • @jscho8674
      @jscho8674 2 года назад +6

      Oh wow! Thank you for the wonderful tip!!!!

    • @Pats_Wal_
      @Pats_Wal_ 2 года назад +6

      Lysine supplements help as well. I'm under a red light as I type this. ❤️

    • @hawleyrigsby3123
      @hawleyrigsby3123 2 года назад +3

      A three-day course of Valacyclovir will nip an outbreak in the bud. It’s a targeted antiviral for HSV1 and 2

    • @estherkweightlossjourney9257
      @estherkweightlossjourney9257 2 года назад

      I swear the tea tree oil is a lifesaver when your feel tingling in lips and the cold sore is about to break out. Apply several times a day and it won't break out. Also it reduced my outbreaks from 5 times a years to one in a 5 years 😉

  • @soltaina4704
    @soltaina4704 2 года назад +2

    "a good, hedonistic layer", that's a phrase that will live rent free in my head for the next three days

  • @itsbunessa
    @itsbunessa 2 года назад +42

    This is going to be a seamless Christmas now that John has blessed me with this film

  • @sebastianrivera6976
    @sebastianrivera6976 2 года назад +33

    What I love about John is the way he explains things with such detail and articulate sentences, but before you notice he has caught you with a joke about imps entering his fortress to steal eyelash curlers or wakes you up with a donkey noises. The duality!

  • @mark.alex25
    @mark.alex25 2 года назад +85

    I remember binge watching your videos two and a half years ago while preparing for my first ever job interview, they calmed me down like nothing else during those times. Seeing a new video from you - still as funny and unique as two years ago - made me really happy.

  • @Courtney_Ann_
    @Courtney_Ann_ 2 года назад +56

    So much more than just a makeup tutorial, this is a masterclass in art x

  • @hormonellah
    @hormonellah 2 года назад +55

    I didn't realize at first that this was a NEW FILUM. What a glorious christmas surprise

  • @yonnarts6913
    @yonnarts6913 2 года назад +116

    Absolutely loved this filum. John is always so soothing and strangely motivating. I'm now going to clean my whole house and have a glow up.

    • @CatsInHats-S.CrouchingTiger
      @CatsInHats-S.CrouchingTiger 2 года назад +3

      Isn’t it just wonderful? I want to turn on the vacuum cleaner on Xmas day. Do you think the neighbors will mind? It’s so inappropriate....

    • @yonnarts6913
      @yonnarts6913 2 года назад +1

      @@CatsInHats-S.CrouchingTiger Ahhh do it haha.

  • @sagewillowLisa
    @sagewillowLisa 2 года назад +116

    His videos are perfect to watch when you’re sick. His voice is soothing. His energy is calm.

  • @HeavyRaluuMetal
    @HeavyRaluuMetal 2 года назад +12

    Dear John, I think at least half of the views under this film are from me. I watch your videos to help me fall asleep since I suffer from insomnia and ptsd- your voice is so soothing and relaxing. Thank you

    • @lacey488
      @lacey488 2 года назад +1

      I suffer the same, and with the most dismal nightmares. I've just discovered that John's lovely voice chases all the demons away.
      Sending you love and peaceful rest. 🖤

  • @riki24h
    @riki24h 2 года назад +165

    Dear John, you have been the most glorious tonic to my Christmas night on this extremely long and tedious year. Salutations for this beautiful comeback. I have missed your films ever so much! X

  • @celinahatton2653
    @celinahatton2653 2 года назад +72

    You have no idea how thrilled I am that you're back ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @TaraBrownBeautyandBody
    @TaraBrownBeautyandBody 2 года назад +78

    Looks like Christmas came early! Thank you for this delightful video! Happy Holidays and I hope you have the best New Year ever ! ❤

  • @SmizTokesFinest
    @SmizTokesFinest 2 года назад +15

    I think it’s so amazing how John uses the most minimal amount of pigment for the makeup, it creates ART. The look comes out phenomenal, you wonder how it was achieved, even after watching it form before your very eyes. God I wish I was this good at makeup. So soothing, so relaxing, so informative.