JEFFREE STAR MAGIC STAR CONCEALER REVIEW | THE PALEST SHADE

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @amberladella7047
    @amberladella7047 5 лет назад +11631

    Cursive is almost an insult...
    John speaks in Calligraphy.

    • @shootroot4989
      @shootroot4989 5 лет назад +286

      This is it. This is the correct description. omg

    • @trash9534
      @trash9534 5 лет назад +83

      damn this couldn't be more precise

    • @-tyrese-7931
      @-tyrese-7931 5 лет назад +31

      Omg this is perfect

    • @piinko8644
      @piinko8644 5 лет назад +33

      More like hieroglyphics

    • @cmtheone
      @cmtheone 5 лет назад +14

      Calligraphy is cursive

  • @beatricegrand1230
    @beatricegrand1230 5 лет назад +3070

    I'm permanently ruined. I physically cannot watch other makeup influencers if they do not unbox with white gloves from now on.

    • @Mayarose1324
      @Mayarose1324 5 лет назад +23

      Every time I watch an unboxing video from now on..I get PTSD from this video😭

    • @deborahbishop3300
      @deborahbishop3300 5 лет назад +25

      Yes we must unveil our makeup properly .

    • @beatricegrand1230
      @beatricegrand1230 5 лет назад +36

      Lyvia in the correct fashion so as to bestow the adequate respect that must be afforded to the item

    • @emilyfitzgerald702
      @emilyfitzgerald702 5 лет назад

      Beatrice Grand b

    • @Mayarose1324
      @Mayarose1324 5 лет назад +2

      @@beatricegrand1230 yes...what you said

  • @ale-qx3ux
    @ale-qx3ux 4 года назад +8245

    His vocabulary is more expensive than Kylie’s brushes set

  • @츼은지
    @츼은지 4 года назад +1745

    "It reminds me of the late victorian era, from around 1830's up untill 1890's. Marvelous time, none of you are old enough to remember it"
    Iconic

    • @elana8551
      @elana8551 4 года назад +62

      I'm convinced he's the first and last human ever

    • @izzybeach3570
      @izzybeach3570 4 года назад +19

      I couldn't tell if he was joking or not at first😂😂

    • @alexslide333
      @alexslide333 4 года назад +25

      Yup he's explained he's a 24000 year old god 🤣

    • @hwlsgrl
      @hwlsgrl 3 года назад +10

      why do i believe him

  • @ericandreski3025
    @ericandreski3025 5 лет назад +2531

    "None of you are old enough to remember" just a casual reminder that John Maclean is an immortal and we cannot fathom his power

  • @gabyceee
    @gabyceee 5 лет назад +10898

    I really don’t see John as a male or female physically nor vocally. He is more like a empty full void of immortality.

  • @gyqz
    @gyqz 5 лет назад +6070

    Normal people: "I don't smell anything in this concealer"
    John Maclean: "It has a slight scent of Pinot Grigio"
    The style, the flair, the upscale of it all.

    • @feelsreel
      @feelsreel 5 лет назад +4

      gyqz FRRR LOL

    • @saraestaa
      @saraestaa 5 лет назад +7

      The stule, the flair of your comment... 😘

    • @sandramorrison99
      @sandramorrison99 5 лет назад +4

      Wats pinot WHATEVER that is?

    • @Ghouly23
      @Ghouly23 5 лет назад +17

      @@sandramorrison99 It is a white wine

    • @gabrielquesada1702
      @gabrielquesada1702 5 лет назад

      What Pinot Grigio is??

  • @muhammadiqmal4729
    @muhammadiqmal4729 4 года назад +3728

    Teacher : Where did u learn English?
    Me : John Maclean
    Teacher : Good

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 года назад +2

      Nama _ Aku _ Iqmal 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @xhuliopicari4542
      @xhuliopicari4542 4 года назад +29

      I legit rewatch his videos before my english assignments, just so i can use fancy language and get good grades. Gotta love john 😋✌

    • @korviscapetrova5269
      @korviscapetrova5269 4 года назад +27

      No. No no no
      The Professor will say and I'd quote, "Marvellous."

  • @CB-cw9yt
    @CB-cw9yt 5 лет назад +5066

    John: I really like the packaging. It almost reminds me of
    Me: Sailor Moon?
    John: The St. Basil's Cathedral in Moscow and I find also looks quite late Victorian.

    • @DMontero17
      @DMontero17 5 лет назад +126

      I was expecting he would say Sailor Moon as well U.U

    • @iJechRawr
      @iJechRawr 5 лет назад

      That is sooo extra lol

    • @judemelroses9920
      @judemelroses9920 5 лет назад +13

      Hilarious 😆

    • @romarina2687
      @romarina2687 4 года назад +37

      C B your cultural level is out of this world

    • @MixedBBOfficial
      @MixedBBOfficial 4 года назад +7

      I felt this. So deep. Lmao

  • @jewelmckie
    @jewelmckie 5 лет назад +3383

    He said "2019 A.D." now if that isn't the most precise way to say what year it is

    • @KittyPieVibes
      @KittyPieVibes 5 лет назад +354

      When you’ve been alive since prehistory it is important to keep track of eras

    • @annagreen772
      @annagreen772 5 лет назад +44

      hey don’t know you but i wanted to say your makeup looks gorgeous! u done popped off sis 👏🏾

    • @the.annethology
      @the.annethology 5 лет назад +105

      uhm, he's immortal sis, so you can't blame him for being specific with time periods. he doesn't want to get confused you know

    • @Cymricus
      @Cymricus 5 лет назад +28

      he also said double u double u double u dot youtube dot com lol this is why we love him - he is precise and refined 💅🏻

    • @aradia410
      @aradia410 5 лет назад

      I thought I was the only one who heard that 💀

  • @teresagibson4946
    @teresagibson4946 5 лет назад +3628

    I want to hear him say, "Turn to page 394".

    • @XxCherylCravenXx
      @XxCherylCravenXx 4 года назад +42

      Teresa Gibson yes! Someone else said. it!!!

    • @nick4949
      @nick4949 4 года назад +53

      It probably would of caught me off guard and leave me looking for a text book I don’t have

    • @daneaverydevera4753
      @daneaverydevera4753 4 года назад +3

      Yes,hahahaha

    • @HKxIvy999
      @HKxIvy999 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lillystryker8570
      @lillystryker8570 4 года назад +10

      Teresa Gibson I would so get all of the ASMR chills if he did.

  • @fl0c91
    @fl0c91 4 года назад +938

    I just realized, if a blind person was to watch this this they would know exactly what everything is because John is really descriptive. That's a really great thing💞

  • @sherine9033
    @sherine9033 5 лет назад +1994

    He unboxed the products with gloves 😭😭😭 and he sounded like a flight attendant giving instructions 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS TOO PURE I CAN'T

    • @shay1816
      @shay1816 5 лет назад +5

      sherine yup we don’t deserve him😅

    • @Marsese
      @Marsese 5 лет назад +2

      sherine I got tingles while watching him introduced Jeffrey’s products. Am I weird???

    • @io.nebulae
      @io.nebulae 5 лет назад +3

      He would not want unwanted papercuts!

    • @sherine9033
      @sherine9033 5 лет назад

      @@Marsese can't exactly answer that 😅

    • @weirdomermaid
      @weirdomermaid 5 лет назад

      I have a new kink tbh

  • @rainandpaperprints5311
    @rainandpaperprints5311 5 лет назад +1281

    “1830’s to 1890’s onwards, marvellous time, none of you are old enough to remember” John is immortal confirmed

    • @lukrecija8435
      @lukrecija8435 5 лет назад +4

      RainandPaperPrints well obviously

    • @OrgulloCero
      @OrgulloCero 5 лет назад +7

      I was looking for this comment. He's a genious

    • @djustours2011
      @djustours2011 5 лет назад +1

      but he refers to Poly Pockes in his childhood...oups :)

    • @ShEcCiD100
      @ShEcCiD100 5 лет назад +1

      He is a vampire 🤗

  • @monsieurromanbedlam5101
    @monsieurromanbedlam5101 5 лет назад +4074

    I like how John portrays himself as an immortal beauty through supernatural means while Jeffree tends to portray himself as an un-aging mortal through scientific or alien means. And they both feel so rich.

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 года назад +222

      John is immortal the ethereal way and Jeffree is more otherworldly (like.... android alieny if that makes sense)

    • @Dr4vgr
      @Dr4vgr 4 года назад +222

      Roman 1987
      Supernatural vs Extraterrestrial. Who will win.

    • @akumayoxiruma
      @akumayoxiruma 4 года назад +34

      @@Dr4vgr That is an accurate description.

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 года назад +1

      Roman 1987 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @korviscapetrova5269
      @korviscapetrova5269 4 года назад +2

      Polar opposites attract

  • @NASZIEREDITS
    @NASZIEREDITS 4 года назад +1643

    John: “Just to ensure....”
    .
    .
    .
    Me: “SEAAAMLESSNESSS!!!”
    .
    .
    .
    .
    John: “s e a m l e s s n e s s” 😁

    • @nihilus0
      @nihilus0 4 года назад +8

      alijha martin YES! 🤣 me to!! 💜

    • @korviscapetrova5269
      @korviscapetrova5269 4 года назад +2

      What's the time stamp for it?

    • @nihilus0
      @nihilus0 4 года назад +2

      @@korviscapetrova5269 19:30

    • @Xiayay
      @Xiayay 4 года назад +3

      Ivan Gaborović 19:40

    • @sarahcainess
      @sarahcainess 4 года назад +81

      It scared me to death like I thought he could see me.

  • @luciasv5147
    @luciasv5147 5 лет назад +5582

    Normal youtuber: I’m going to show you the packaging
    John Maclean: I shall be engaging you in a visual representation to show you the packaging of the product

    • @femke8036
      @femke8036 5 лет назад +251

      Lucia SV I thought you were just joking but then he actually said it and I just -

    • @davidnewark3069
      @davidnewark3069 5 лет назад +20

      @@femke8036 I can't wait for Willam to get ahold of this video lol

    • @perfecttrash3378
      @perfecttrash3378 5 лет назад +35

      *I C O N I C*

    • @femke8036
      @femke8036 5 лет назад

      David Newark I’m sorry but which Willam do you mean?😂

    • @stefanh1057
      @stefanh1057 5 лет назад +7

      I felt weird listening to it but ig its good for blind people.

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 5 лет назад +2908

    Umm so Jeffree needs to add you onto his PR list asap

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 5 лет назад +96

      Colby and Brennen I’m wondering why the hell he’s not already on the list?? Jeffree, tf you doin?

    • @jenniferrose6620
      @jenniferrose6620 5 лет назад +13

      For real.

    • @VV-hd9md
      @VV-hd9md 5 лет назад +4

      I thought he was on the list

    • @jarrellidk
      @jarrellidk 5 лет назад

      Well, John does barely ever upload lol

  • @hayly7099
    @hayly7099 5 лет назад +3138

    Uses Jeffrey's Blue Blood pallette but doesn't use any blue. Iconic.

  • @korviscapetrova5269
    @korviscapetrova5269 4 года назад +469

    For some reason I find myself disappointed to notice that John called it a wig and not artificially hair accoutrements.

  • @Mamama241
    @Mamama241 5 лет назад +4222

    No one:
    Literally nobody in the whole platform:
    John: *double u double u double u dot RUclips dot com*

  • @adriannamachik4678
    @adriannamachik4678 5 лет назад +1833

    eyeshadow: *blends*
    John: 𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼

    • @lucialacarrubba
      @lucialacarrubba 5 лет назад +9

      LOVE IT

    • @creed156
      @creed156 4 года назад +4

      No idea what this says

    • @xglamvee9577
      @xglamvee9577 4 года назад +4

      @@creed156 it says seemlessness lol

    • @creed156
      @creed156 4 года назад +2

      @@xglamvee9577thought that it would be seamlessness :))

    • @xglamvee9577
      @xglamvee9577 4 года назад

      @@creed156 oops I'm sorry I used the voice button to speech it out and it didn't write it the way I said it yes it's with an "A" now and "E".

  • @isabellaonline1
    @isabellaonline1 5 лет назад +7399

    if expensive was a language, it would be this

  • @Ghost_0418
    @Ghost_0418 4 года назад +1093

    Why do I feel like john was the first human and will be the last 😂

    • @angelalee8767
      @angelalee8767 4 года назад +5

      Emily he’s a robot

    • @donutbetes
      @donutbetes 4 года назад +25

      Many a humans have mistook him as a human but that is false.

    • @chrish7975
      @chrish7975 3 года назад +2

      Now we know who the Face of Bo really is.

    • @sosansational
      @sosansational 3 года назад +4

      cher, cockroaches and john maclean.

    • @ねこ男の子
      @ねこ男の子 Год назад +2

      @@sosansational LMAO stop

  • @lucindaladybird8623
    @lucindaladybird8623 5 лет назад +3267

    Can we TALK ABOUT how great these descriptions are for blind people???? Beautiful descriptions my Lord!

    • @laifuwaifu3551
      @laifuwaifu3551 5 лет назад +186

      I know right. Its very handy for people like me who have nearly no vision or for others with no vision.

    • @sakshi5610
      @sakshi5610 5 лет назад +91

      John Maclean is honestly the definition of perfection. He never disappoints.

    • @HayaJi
      @HayaJi 5 лет назад +6

      Absolutely!!

    • @poojajena8945
      @poojajena8945 5 лет назад +58

      Great? We only know exquisite.

    • @janelle009
      @janelle009 5 лет назад +3

      So very true

  • @kristelacruz8223
    @kristelacruz8223 5 лет назад +2218

    Everyone: The packaging reminds me of Sailormoon
    John Maclean: This packaging reminds me of classical architecture from parts of the world.
    WE'RE NOT WORTHY.

  • @berrytsai
    @berrytsai 5 лет назад +1274

    I normally skip through videos but I feel if I skip through this I will offend a whole kingdom and immortal beings so...

  • @rubydarling7564
    @rubydarling7564 4 года назад +596

    "Opening the cardboard flaps with the greatest of vigor" 😂

    • @queenrayna
      @queenrayna 4 года назад +3

      That took me outtt 😂

  • @kristinLFG
    @kristinLFG 5 лет назад +2433

    John Maclean describing the concealer packaging and likening it to architecture and I just thought it looked like a Sailor Moon wand...

    • @lady_stog
      @lady_stog 5 лет назад +23

      Me too! 😆 I actually have some Sailor Moon makeup that looks pretty much the same 😁

    • @caseyshort8475
      @caseyshort8475 5 лет назад +20

      I mean Jeffree Star himself even likened the design to sailor moon so...lol

    • @trashbasket11
      @trashbasket11 5 лет назад +11

      That's honestly why I love the packaging 😂 eight year old me would be fangirling hardcore

    • @ny_cruz
      @ny_cruz 5 лет назад +4

      Sailor Moon...Yesss! I was thinking it reminded me of something. 😂😂😂

    • @angel4u2
      @angel4u2 5 лет назад +1

      Same😂

  • @micheallebeau675
    @micheallebeau675 5 лет назад +1505

    Bold of you to assume that I wasn’t there with you in the 1800’s

  • @aliciahermosillo7829
    @aliciahermosillo7829 5 лет назад +2236

    "I have more roots than the actual oak."
    "My forehead is quite large, in fact I'm trying to find a tenant for it."
    I can't with his humor! 😂

    • @professionalcommenter1120
      @professionalcommenter1120 5 лет назад +31

      When he used the fork and scratch his head, I laughed and still laugh. Then when he said he'd wear the concealer as earrings, I died!

    • @_axyss
      @_axyss 5 лет назад +14

      "However, it was Easter". 😂

  • @Omgits7ito
    @Omgits7ito 4 года назад +162

    John is so concise, precise, effervescent , professional, informative, respectful and so inspirational.

  • @ericag8678
    @ericag8678 5 лет назад +2307

    "They launched on the 19th of April 2019, AD" 😱
    *Yup, Confirmed. He's totally a vampire*

    • @davidbui6350
      @davidbui6350 4 года назад +106

      he did say that none of us are old enough to remember the victorian times in the 1800s 😂

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 года назад +1

      Erica G definitely

    • @LadyLucyla
      @LadyLucyla 4 года назад

      I'm perfectly convinced he's either a vampire or Loki himself who got bored and decided to be a beauty guru because why not and you can't prove otherwise.

    • @sammymaldonado8598
      @sammymaldonado8598 4 года назад +1

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @sezkins79
      @sezkins79 4 года назад +5

      That knocked the breath right out of my lungs 😂

  • @lyndsaymaria
    @lyndsaymaria 5 лет назад +1601

    Laura Lee: DRAAANKS!
    John: Would anyone care for a refreshing alcohol-based beverage?

  • @darkicewolf16
    @darkicewolf16 5 лет назад +2786

    "Subscription is optional". Well damn, the first RUclipsr to not shove subscribing in my face. Combined with that sense if humour, I'm in. Subscription confirmed.

  • @nyxiie5423
    @nyxiie5423 4 года назад +176

    I’m almost 100028% sure that John participated in the creation of the 10 commandments

  • @bored_darling
    @bored_darling 5 лет назад +2297

    That humor. That class. That aesthetic. That perfection.

    • @carolkittner3702
      @carolkittner3702 5 лет назад +32

      Rose Noirw that seamlessness

    • @bokicake
      @bokicake 5 лет назад +4

      = God

    • @YenNhi-lx1vq
      @YenNhi-lx1vq 5 лет назад +1

      Rose Noirw that 666 likes

    • @joliescheile4897
      @joliescheile4897 5 лет назад +1

      Alright he kinda scared me a lot

    • @jongomez5832
      @jongomez5832 4 года назад

      The humor that he has, the class that he as, the aesthetic that he has

  • @IDontLikeCantaloupe
    @IDontLikeCantaloupe 5 лет назад +4589

    I’m almost convinced that John wrote the Declaration of Independence.

    • @admiralaralani9878
      @admiralaralani9878 5 лет назад +33

      Sit down somewhere. It’s funny because he’s English

    • @larobalibros
      @larobalibros 4 года назад +6

      @@admiralaralani9878 isn't he Scottish?

    • @lilybeth1509
      @lilybeth1509 4 года назад +31

      Ania Dances he’s Scottish

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 4 года назад +16

      More like he birthed all of William of Normandy’s family line

    • @BlackZatara
      @BlackZatara 4 года назад +35

      He wrote all of the Shakespeare plays back in the day. Lol

  • @dudeperfectz8904
    @dudeperfectz8904 5 лет назад +2299

    Other beauty gurus: I'll show you
    John: I shall be engaging you in a visual representation

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 4 года назад +6

      Dude Perfectz 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @mykindofuniverse9170
      @mykindofuniverse9170 4 года назад +51

      Me trying to hit the word mark in my essay lmaoo

    • @noanewman5237
      @noanewman5237 4 года назад

      I read this the same time he said it omfg that freaked me out a little bit

    • @sierracampbell6155
      @sierracampbell6155 4 года назад +1

      @@mykindofuniverse9170 Omg same lmaooo

    • @Niviatab
      @Niviatab 4 года назад +1

      Standing ovation for John McLean’s vocabulary. 👏

  • @d0llf4ce-n3ko
    @d0llf4ce-n3ko 4 года назад +324

    “As it is springtime here in England I shall be spending a lot of time avoiding the sun” XD

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 лет назад +5450

    *Jeffree:* I was inspired by Sailor Moon and anime and stars.....
    *John:* it reminds me of glass and crystal decanters, it _also_ reminds me of Saint Basil's cathedral in Moscow, as well as different styles of architecture from Morocco to Saudi Arabia.

  • @tangerain
    @tangerain 5 лет назад +1964

    I dont think even Jeffree Star explains his own packaging like that 😂

    • @upasikarai
      @upasikarai 5 лет назад +5

      I was gonna say that 😂😂😂

    • @kylef6126
      @kylef6126 5 лет назад

      LOLLLLL

    • @racharina
      @racharina 5 лет назад

      LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @agathacccc2710
      @agathacccc2710 5 лет назад +1

      oooh guuurl look at that packaging biiiiisssh
      meanwhile John: eVeR sO sLighTly sEamLeSs

  • @No-rt2hl
    @No-rt2hl 5 лет назад +15279

    I never knew someone could speak cursive.

  • @fractalcat3696
    @fractalcat3696 2 года назад +102

    John: *meticulously describes each minute detail of the product while sounding very posh and chic*
    also John: *scratches his head with a fork*

  • @pempem9800
    @pempem9800 5 лет назад +832

    5% of the comments: about the review
    95% of the comments: praising and saying how much they have missed our Lord John McLean

    • @tootsie3612
      @tootsie3612 5 лет назад +3

      Pem Pem Right. I love Lord MacLean 😍

    • @DamnAdriane
      @DamnAdriane 5 лет назад +2

      Today we are blessed

    • @MarcePaz2008
      @MarcePaz2008 5 лет назад +4

      But of course I do not give a damm on J.Star´s products, what I do care is on Lord John McLean, he is such a delight to watch, so entertaining and informative at the same time, besides its so long since he uploaded a FILM!

    • @tootsie3612
      @tootsie3612 5 лет назад +1

      Marcela Largo I'm with you. I only mentioned in my comment about Jeffree, was because I just recently saw that he had a break in at one of his warehouses. I don't follow him, it showed up as a suggestion. I don't know why I clicked on it but I did. I only got as far as him saying what happened and I quit then I stopped watching it.

  • @mariagabriela9613
    @mariagabriela9613 5 лет назад +14001

    This guy's essays must have been a whole another level

    • @elznmusic9569
      @elznmusic9569 5 лет назад +466

      HAHAHAHA he's probably in the Dean list if he study's literature

    • @nickydreamlady
      @nickydreamlady 5 лет назад +45

      María Gabriela my thoughts exactly 😱

    • @hyrtthyrtt3743
      @hyrtthyrtt3743 5 лет назад +463

      There’s no letter grade available for his essays. The professors just accept it don’t even read them and just give him a 100

    • @papicthulu
      @papicthulu 5 лет назад +88

      Lol imagine his love letters

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 лет назад +8

      Shes not a guy though

  • @abigailcraig4247
    @abigailcraig4247 5 лет назад +1509

    I’ve said this once I’ll say it again. This is the bob ross of the makeup community. My personal opinion

    • @purgatorian1616
      @purgatorian1616 5 лет назад +28

      They remind me of a female Snape from Harry Potter rlly, and I frkn love it

    • @valeriebays8364
      @valeriebays8364 5 лет назад +3

      A cardboard casket!!!

    • @shawna.m
      @shawna.m 5 лет назад +9

      Can you imagine ASMR from John? 😍

    • @anettes96
      @anettes96 5 лет назад

      @@purgatorian1616 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

    • @Jasmine-pv8cw
      @Jasmine-pv8cw 5 лет назад +6

      Just Abbi I love how John is so refined and classy, he doesn’t get into any petty drama and is so nice in his reviews god I stan this immortal vampire queen

  • @eva_pe
    @eva_pe 4 года назад +139

    John looks like the love child of Dita von Teese and Morticia Adams. And I mean that as a compliment, of course :)

  • @gregeggeddyed
    @gregeggeddyed 5 лет назад +9636

    I imagine if John were to stub his toe, he would exclaim as followed...
    "Ouch! It appears I have collided this finely lacquered, oak table leg with the smallest foot phalange, located on the left foot. Although the digit appears intact, one is to believe that the sheer force of this blow will result in a later throbbing, crimson shade toe."

  • @abigailrodriguez8591
    @abigailrodriguez8591 5 лет назад +1245

    The rest of the world: it reminds me of sailor moon!!
    John Maclean: it’s reminiscent of Victorian architecture

    • @bcboot
      @bcboot 5 лет назад +6

      Abigail Rodriguez LMAO

    • @rosiem928
      @rosiem928 5 лет назад +1

      I never once thought of sailor moon but i did the victorian age.

  • @aoife1298
    @aoife1298 5 лет назад +3582

    Thank you for blessing my ear holes with your voice

    • @lumley535
      @lumley535 5 лет назад +17

      Gotta be the best saying I've heard thus far xo

    • @_lynnloo9988
      @_lynnloo9988 5 лет назад +12

      im DECEASED

    • @Araitne
      @Araitne 5 лет назад +5

      I'm just sad that he considers C0 as corrector shade when it's actually normal concealer shade 😂

    • @jamaicanpianistcomposer
      @jamaicanpianistcomposer 5 лет назад +4

      PEEEEEERRRRIOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @adobeaccount2622
      @adobeaccount2622 5 лет назад +2

      it's so calming i honestly could sleep to it

  • @jordan84
    @jordan84 4 года назад +185

    “Wealthy is a color that’s not too far from my natural skin tone.”

  • @PadiMixTV
    @PadiMixTV 5 лет назад +2852

    we have certainly missed you, our lord.

    • @evangeIija
      @evangeIija 5 лет назад +8

      BRUH 1K LIKES IN 52 MINUTES HOLY SHIT CONGRATS

  • @tsukikosuzuki6645
    @tsukikosuzuki6645 5 лет назад +1256

    Can you please write my English essay?
    Edit: HOLY COW THAT’S A LOT OF LIKES! And my comment is highlighted.

  • @soph3311
    @soph3311 5 лет назад +2500

    Other makeup artists: OUUU ITS PINK
    John: its an exquisite bubble gum pink

  • @justjessssss
    @justjessssss 4 года назад +199

    “More roots than the average oak.”
    Iconic.

  • @riccisun8411
    @riccisun8411 5 лет назад +3159

    why do i feel like i'm watching royalty

  • @zaidajones-sanchez5319
    @zaidajones-sanchez5319 5 лет назад +1082

    "it looks sort of 1830's onwards to about 1890's. marvelous time, none of you are old enough to remember it"
    im dead

  • @v2tanviandbhuvee942
    @v2tanviandbhuvee942 5 лет назад +1856

    My friend is blind
    She finds your videos very helpful
    Thank you so much for giving such detailed descriptions

    • @michaelaxjoyce
      @michaelaxjoyce 5 лет назад +92

      Omara Oliver she probably just likes playing with it 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @what.4849
      @what.4849 5 лет назад +94

      Omara Oliver check out Molly Burke’s channel.

    • @christylinck4493
      @christylinck4493 5 лет назад +17

      @@what.4849 I'm so glad you said that because she instantly came to my mind when I read this comment. I couldn't remember her name

    • @Jewbee69
      @Jewbee69 5 лет назад +122

      @Omara Oliver because blind people want to look good just like the rest of us. there's nothing different about them besides their lack of eyesight. having makeup on gives some people an extra boost of confidence and everybody deserves that :)

    • @anchbom5407
      @anchbom5407 5 лет назад +27

      Omara, also at the beginning of the video John gives tons of information about the packaging which I imagine is delightful for someone who can’t see it. It gives a person who can’t see a full run down they wouldn’t get otherwise.

  • @EternalNyappy
    @EternalNyappy 4 года назад +133

    19:40 I was browsing my phone and I felt like he noticed and judged me for not paying full attention.

  • @sophie1137
    @sophie1137 5 лет назад +817

    *_I feel like him describing the package of the concealer was almost like an profissional ASMR_*

    • @domdom3938
      @domdom3938 5 лет назад +4

      It was like an advertisement on the TV but enjoyable

  • @fitz2741
    @fitz2741 5 лет назад +2293

    My girlfriend sent me this video saying "Oh my god he speaks in cursive" and now that I'm watching, I see what she means.

  • @SweetDeath777
    @SweetDeath777 5 лет назад +1869

    John Mclean : makes a very detailed, well thought out professional review
    Us, the goblins coming out of our cave: F I L U M!!!

  • @caseyelgin6988
    @caseyelgin6988 4 года назад +162

    When he stops to stare....then "SEAMLESSNESS"
    Omg I died 😂

    • @bellaruben7458
      @bellaruben7458 4 года назад +4

      Casey Elgin it’s essential to ensure seamlessness

  • @kat99381
    @kat99381 5 лет назад +551

    Ok but John, if he hasn’t already, should be on Jeffree’s pr start because I don’t see anyone doing such a detailed, peaceful review of his products!

  • @officialrhysand
    @officialrhysand 5 лет назад +1644

    “On the 19th of April, 2019 A.D.” 💀💀💀

    • @louise-yo7kz
      @louise-yo7kz 5 лет назад +6

      Rich

    • @mxkeyxoxo
      @mxkeyxoxo 5 лет назад +14

      The best part lmao 😂😂😂

    • @KarenNagorny
      @KarenNagorny 5 лет назад

      Greetings fellow exo Stan. I respect you.

  • @danielamichelle76
    @danielamichelle76 5 лет назад +3640

    I firmly believe John was born hundreds of years ago and is immortal

    • @sydthekid922
      @sydthekid922 5 лет назад +159

      He said “1830’s onward, marvelous time none of you would remember” i think that confirms it

    • @georgeboy6877
      @georgeboy6877 5 лет назад +60

      Vampire did cross my mind.

    • @Liv-dh6tn
      @Liv-dh6tn 5 лет назад +24

      @@sydthekid922 as well as "avoiding the sun as usual"

    • @shiraenid
      @shiraenid 5 лет назад +3

      Yo , real shit 😂

    • @TMichelle555
      @TMichelle555 5 лет назад +62

      He was not born, he was summoned

  • @nakm0741
    @nakm0741 4 года назад +37

    @ 2:55
    “Opening the cardboard flaps with the greatest of vigor.”
    I can’t lol. 😂

  • @raquel-nv9tu
    @raquel-nv9tu 5 лет назад +1354

    he knows what he does to us when he says seamlessness
    he knows he is an icon
    h e k n o w s
    so humble

    • @larabrandao1601
      @larabrandao1601 5 лет назад +30

      amy-claire jones I was just thinking that, he’s very self aware, and gives us exactly what we want!
      But damn, I actually pulled away from my cell I was so scared when he “froze” like that!

    • @raquel-nv9tu
      @raquel-nv9tu 5 лет назад +13

      Lara Brandão i know, just as i looked away he stared, i heard silence so i looked back and it was like a jump scare 😂

    • @camilapinilla3955
      @camilapinilla3955 5 лет назад +6

      A humble God!

    • @gretamurray9440
      @gretamurray9440 5 лет назад +4

      That literally terrified me 😂

    • @MK-dn8oq
      @MK-dn8oq 5 лет назад

      I think they like playing with their audience.

  • @pempem9800
    @pempem9800 5 лет назад +741

    John MacLean: "just to ensure..."
    Me:"seamlessness"
    John McLean: *looking deep into my soul from my screen*
    Me:" plz say it my Lord"
    John:*looks away*
    Me:"WAIT WHAT UR NOT GONNA.."
    John:"SEAMLESSNESS" *he says it so elegantly*
    Me:*my wig has been snatched ever so slightly* "my day is finally blessed"

    • @kcgarcia1249
      @kcgarcia1249 5 лет назад +28

      Pem Pem “ ever so slightly “ 😂

    • @kirannnn1870
      @kirannnn1870 5 лет назад +23

      I CHOKED WHEN I READ "MY WIG SNATCHED EVER SO SLIGHTLY" HAHAHHA

    • @fave525
      @fave525 5 лет назад +13

      my wig has been snatched ever so slightly
      I'M WHEEZINGGGGGG

    • @kimberlyturf5045
      @kimberlyturf5045 5 лет назад +2

      I cackled loud enough for the neighbors to hear when he finally said it! ^_^

    • @lakeofbees
      @lakeofbees 5 лет назад +1

      Okay this fucked me up because I opened it back up on this exact moment 😂 *bald*

  • @jaceym993
    @jaceym993 5 лет назад +4635

    i kinda want jeffree and john to collab. imagine the personalities

    • @heatherstorck7204
      @heatherstorck7204 5 лет назад +509

      The Crassness of Jeffree dealing with the perfect ettiqute of John... Someone will end up in tears and I don't think it will be John.

    • @-baby-2842
      @-baby-2842 5 лет назад +624

      @@heatherstorck7204 jeffree: bitch I'm shook John: *steadies Jeffree* do not shake, it's unsightly
      Jeffree: ....
      John:.....
      Nate:.....
      John: s e e m l e s s

    • @isobellahuntley7951
      @isobellahuntley7951 5 лет назад +50

      @@-baby-2842 I need this to live OML someone make it happen 😂😂

    • @patriciajerez1416
      @patriciajerez1416 5 лет назад +156

      The Immortal palette

    • @KIWIKIMI14
      @KIWIKIMI14 5 лет назад +6

      Patricia Jerez !!!!!!!!!!! Yes !

  • @lourie_01
    @lourie_01 4 года назад +160

    Me: *violently slaps my head*
    John: *Scratches scalp with a fork*

    • @queenrayna
      @queenrayna 4 года назад +18

      It’s a dinglehopper

    • @Niviatab
      @Niviatab 4 года назад

      😂🤣😂

  • @kerenbgro16
    @kerenbgro16 5 лет назад +1095

    *John:* " It also looks quite late Victorians, sorta 1830's onwards towards 1890's **smirks** *marvelous time none of you are old enough to remember it"*
    *Me:* ok 👁️👄👁️

    • @kiyoko2792
      @kiyoko2792 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +8

      ...Marbles? Is that you?

    • @jadyngarcia1122
      @jadyngarcia1122 5 лет назад

      Karen R Baldenegro lmao i watched that part and said to myself “i knew he was a vampire”

    • @LaDivinaLover
      @LaDivinaLover 5 лет назад

      Emilio Stuff that weird little teary eye lips made my motherfuckin day. So thank you!!

    • @stephaniemcnugg9693
      @stephaniemcnugg9693 5 лет назад

      He a vampire sis 👁👄👁

  • @lizzyjamieson2630
    @lizzyjamieson2630 5 лет назад +3281

    * trying to write an essay *
    Expectations: John
    Reality: James Charles

    • @radinastefanova08
      @radinastefanova08 5 лет назад +11

      Diamond Darkwood omg this is too funny 😂

    • @lindskiyomi5381
      @lindskiyomi5381 5 лет назад +10

      Diamond Darkwood *THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER* _wig_

    • @lisowzki
      @lisowzki 5 лет назад

      Ommggg

    • @assrash2312
      @assrash2312 5 лет назад +9

      MY reality: Laura Lee

    • @minhhang1996hm
      @minhhang1996hm 5 лет назад +1

      omg i just fell off my chair =)))))))))))))))))))

  • @chp763
    @chp763 5 лет назад +1686

    When John Maclean shows the concealer better than Jefree Star himself.

  • @Farfalla17
    @Farfalla17 4 года назад +74

    i love love love john but when he just stopped talking and stared directly at the camera I got so scared.

  • @learnersdigest101
    @learnersdigest101 5 лет назад +2243

    "my own natural forehead is quite square and of course it's quite large, in fact ive been trying to find a tenant for it" 😂😂😂
    Why nobody is fascinated by lord's sense of humour.?

    • @toroko
      @toroko 5 лет назад +11

      I am. I'm always waiting for it 😂

    • @poisonxE
      @poisonxE 5 лет назад +16

      "i kinda look like an egg" it cracked me!

    • @nicoy7629
      @nicoy7629 5 лет назад +4

      I laughed so hard that I almost choked when he said it. Oh, boy...😂😂

    • @joserenteria5406
      @joserenteria5406 5 лет назад +1

      6:54

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 5 лет назад +5

      He’s sooo funny. I think people take him too seriously. He’s hilarious and in on the joke. A true master of makeup and humor!

  • @jennylalruatsangi3195
    @jennylalruatsangi3195 5 лет назад +1664

    For goodness sake Jeffree let him be in your PR list

    • @thatfuckinggirlthatwatches7879
      @thatfuckinggirlthatwatches7879 5 лет назад +1

      Jenny Lalruatsangi there a boy?

    • @_little.sam_
      @_little.sam_ 5 лет назад

      @@thatfuckinggirlthatwatches7879 yes

    • @leolol1265
      @leolol1265 5 лет назад +6

      @@kaliko5245 istg not all of us are that fucking annoying lmao

    • @TheR3alBoazB
      @TheR3alBoazB 5 лет назад

      @@thatfuckinggirlthatwatches7879 John is a man, yes. THE man.

    • @merakitui6232
      @merakitui6232 5 лет назад +4

      @@saed2428
      (I'm also an army) Please, can you STOP saying that, I know it's exciting seeing your favorite idol. But come on, it's seriously annoying alot of people, including fellow fans. Just stop, please. (Not trying to be rude)

  • @keepmarchingalexis
    @keepmarchingalexis 5 лет назад +2608

    John's humor is so immaculately blended into his speaking that you forget to laugh for a few seconds because you are so entranced.

    • @SavannahLeighandMeredithRose
      @SavannahLeighandMeredithRose 5 лет назад +35

      ...that's--that's the best description of what has been happening when I have binged his videos. Well done!

    • @GetWellSoonR.E.M.
      @GetWellSoonR.E.M. 5 лет назад +26

      He has such a dry sense of humor and it's wonderful

    • @SavannahLeighandMeredithRose
      @SavannahLeighandMeredithRose 5 лет назад +1

      @@GetWellSoonR.E.M.He certainly does!

    • @RedVelvetRabbit
      @RedVelvetRabbit 5 лет назад +25

      I don't feel like I'm intelligent or sophisticated enough to have the privilage of laughing.

    • @areid0528
      @areid0528 5 лет назад +7

      His voice is seamless something the Lord has mastered

  • @khylersturm7967
    @khylersturm7967 4 года назад +41

    This is the most extra thing I’ve seen in my goddamn life and I’m LIVING for it

  • @giulianicholly22
    @giulianicholly22 5 лет назад +637

    Cannot believe the concealer its more pale than your actual skin color
    Shooked

    • @sarahfrench113
      @sarahfrench113 5 лет назад +18

      As a ghost, I'm super excited by this!

    • @stealthis
      @stealthis 5 лет назад +2

      The new L'Oreal one is also like this

  • @zeal782
    @zeal782 5 лет назад +802

    John's vocabulary makes me feel poor and I love it

  • @Kevin-mb4tj
    @Kevin-mb4tj 5 лет назад +1166

    Me: *deciding whether to subscribe or to bow to his vocabulary*
    JM: "subscription is optional"
    Me: "Not anymore" *subscribes*

    • @DDankeschon
      @DDankeschon 5 лет назад +2

      Waldo078 SAME!!!😭😂😂😂

    • @jossalyn5632
      @jossalyn5632 5 лет назад

      Yes that just made me subscribe!!!!

  • @agirlhasnoname1422
    @agirlhasnoname1422 4 года назад +37

    "He is beauty, he is grace"....I love that he is above resorting to trashing other ppls products, and only states the positive.

  • @saysHotdogs
    @saysHotdogs 5 лет назад +814

    You’re the only guru I don’t want to fast forward through because I’ll miss gems like:
    *intense stare*
    ....seamlessness

  • @Raginiification
    @Raginiification 5 лет назад +7482

    Plot twist : he wrote the dictionary.

    • @annettebonteri3234
      @annettebonteri3234 5 лет назад +62

      Plot twist: She

    • @steampunkpercy
      @steampunkpercy 5 лет назад +92

      Yeaoweh plot twist: unconfirmed
      edit: pretty sure in a video john said “i am a man. i am THE man”

    • @mysteriaxo5671
      @mysteriaxo5671 5 лет назад +24

      @@annettebonteri3234 idk if it's a he or she so plot twist..: he and she

    • @leidelend5021
      @leidelend5021 5 лет назад +40

      @@mysteriaxo5671 What female do you know named John tf

    • @bobbiobanion7706
      @bobbiobanion7706 5 лет назад +14

      I'm a girl named bobbie... Names like Shannon and Kelly were just male names only. Now they are commonly female names.

  • @AMORACOUPEN
    @AMORACOUPEN 5 лет назад +1213

    Everyone: *DRAMA*
    John: unbothered

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora 5 лет назад +67

      He can’t be disturbed by the quarrels of petty mortals.

    • @cyansky__
      @cyansky__ 5 лет назад +13

      *seamlessly unbothered*

  • @sqoishicasette
    @sqoishicasette 4 года назад +42

    *Why're there no comments about him wearing the concealers as earrings?????*
    SUCH A MOOD LMFAO 🙌🤣🤣

  • @usermightbeyou
    @usermightbeyou 5 лет назад +1721

    John's humour is so subtle that it always catches me off guard.

    • @sunshinerobinsonmacmillan2395
      @sunshinerobinsonmacmillan2395 5 лет назад +43

      he just popped up wearing them as earrings LMAO

    • @emmanuckles2876
      @emmanuckles2876 5 лет назад +34

      This is my first time watching him and I’m scared. He’s a little hypnotic.

    • @noneisallminussome371
      @noneisallminussome371 5 лет назад +10

      @@emmanuckles2876 Dont worry thats what most of us felt the first time too 😂

    • @Robynsonfire
      @Robynsonfire 5 лет назад +6

      @@emmanuckles2876 don't worry it gets so much better he's a genius lol welcome

    • @pinkysaurusrawr
      @pinkysaurusrawr 5 лет назад +10

      oh my god “im trying to find a tenant for it” he’s incredible

  • @a.bstractly
    @a.bstractly 5 лет назад +880

    "opening the cardboard flaps with the greatest of vigour" hahah i can not

  • @BoRoKoLo
    @BoRoKoLo 5 лет назад +1351

    “My forehead is quite large. In fact I’ve been looking a tenant for it” omg I love his humor!!!!

    • @sailorarwen6101
      @sailorarwen6101 5 лет назад +4

      His humor is European and reminds me quite a bit of the author PG Wodehouse. If you like this humor you’d like his books

    • @jonnabirgersson9894
      @jonnabirgersson9894 5 лет назад

      Sasha MinskUSA scrolled down immediately just to see this comment 😂

    • @Just_Yaya
      @Just_Yaya 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulinaaguilera8357
      @paulinaaguilera8357 5 лет назад

      Where did he say that I missed it

  • @theftking
    @theftking 4 года назад +140

    Who is this guy and why does he talk like an artificial intelligence?

    • @breezyfirepuppy8749
      @breezyfirepuppy8749 4 года назад +51

      A well spoken, well educated Makeup Artist. A breath of fresh air, honestly.

    • @constantartblock
      @constantartblock 4 года назад +8

      God

    • @beniapayart9462
      @beniapayart9462 4 года назад +8

      How dare you, it is the John Maclean!

    • @bhanunez5070
      @bhanunez5070 4 года назад

      @@beniapayart9462 r/wooshhhh

    • @creativelypiscean
      @creativelypiscean 4 года назад

      He's quirky. I would totally hang out with him 👍 and have a beverage 😉

  • @jade2017
    @jade2017 5 лет назад +1548

    As hilarious as all of us find the voiceover, I think it’s a fucking amazing description for visually impaired people. I dig it

    • @montsemendoza1463
      @montsemendoza1463 5 лет назад +18

      Jade that’s exactly what I was thinking! So cool!

    • @nellythevegan854
      @nellythevegan854 5 лет назад +25

      I'm visually impaired although I'm partially sighted I thought the same thing excellent description of the products. It's what has got me pressing the sub button.. nicely done @JohnMaclean well put he had me smiling!😎🍀😉✌

    • @StillSwirling
      @StillSwirling 5 лет назад

      I was thinking the same! 💜

    • @jade2017
      @jade2017 5 лет назад

      Larena Thompson I’m not entirely sure if I’m correct but I think a lot of visually impaired people use a voiceover feature, I know Apple phones have it as does probably most technology nowadays. It’s really interesting. Look up videos on how they go about their day to day life - I watched one by an almost completely blind girl once and it was amazing to see what she does and how she does it

    • @brooklynjayy
      @brooklynjayy 5 лет назад

      Factsssss

  • @AnnaDominiqueJ
    @AnnaDominiqueJ 5 лет назад +1394

    I feel like My grammar and vocabulary will improve If I continue to watch his video.

  • @aderliscartyxx3240
    @aderliscartyxx3240 5 лет назад +1708

    John describing the packaging for two hours is me trying to reach a word limit on an essay💀

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 5 лет назад +20

      I was amazed by how detailed he was, and I wasn't even annoyed by it! Everyone else I skip past the entire beginning of the video to get to the swatches, but Sir Maclean receives all my attention.

    • @jenniecockburn8811
      @jenniecockburn8811 5 лет назад +3

      He's wearing gloves to open it.....

    • @lindsayandrade8082
      @lindsayandrade8082 5 лет назад

      @@gladitsnotme me too I was gonna skip but I couldn't stop watching

  • @c4mboy
    @c4mboy 4 года назад +163

    Normal person: i will drink water
    Jhon: let me get a clean and clear glass of water with the designated amount that i’ve wanted for my body to stay dehydrated and healthy.

    • @zara2987
      @zara2987 4 года назад +4

      PERIODT

    • @pordeka9505
      @pordeka9505 4 года назад +10

      Just found this channel l. And I’m absolutely living for the comments

    • @ilooklikemonalisarightnowl816
      @ilooklikemonalisarightnowl816 4 года назад +1

      Do you mean a handcrafted glass vessel containing a sensible amount of aqua?

  • @drinkup8330
    @drinkup8330 5 лет назад +1333

    When he speaks, it makes me feel poor

    • @Dana-lk3cg
      @Dana-lk3cg 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂 ooh dear...

    • @gerard7417
      @gerard7417 4 года назад

      Lmaooooooooo

    • @ljubicavolarov2171
      @ljubicavolarov2171 4 года назад

      Yes hahshahahah

    • @tigerlyn9627
      @tigerlyn9627 4 года назад

      Clorox drink up...I’m sure there’s several benie sanders or any of the other democrat fans that have already drank bleach or Lysol....they’re the same group of people that were eating laundry soap pods not too long ago...sooo

    • @athenawindyy966
      @athenawindyy966 4 года назад +1

      @@tigerlyn9627 wasn't it Trump who suggested injecting lysol?

  • @arianavillasenor4135
    @arianavillasenor4135 5 лет назад +1165

    every time im about to write an essay i watch some of his videos in order to better my vocabulary lol

    • @almahinojosa4800
      @almahinojosa4800 5 лет назад

      arianaa that’s literally what I just did ngl😂

  • @user-en7zs9vy6z
    @user-en7zs9vy6z 5 лет назад +707

    "it makes me feel a little bit like an egg but it was easter recently" i squealed that was so pure

  • @anleiquilloy29
    @anleiquilloy29 4 года назад +32

    Want to see John McLean and Juno Birch collab. That would be stunning. A gorgeous alien and an immortal beauty