Normal people: "I don't smell anything in this concealer" John Maclean: "It has a slight scent of Pinot Grigio" The style, the flair, the upscale of it all.
John: I really like the packaging. It almost reminds me of Me: Sailor Moon? John: The St. Basil's Cathedral in Moscow and I find also looks quite late Victorian.
I just realized, if a blind person was to watch this this they would know exactly what everything is because John is really descriptive. That's a really great thing💞
I like how John portrays himself as an immortal beauty through supernatural means while Jeffree tends to portray himself as an un-aging mortal through scientific or alien means. And they both feel so rich.
Normal youtuber: I’m going to show you the packaging John Maclean: I shall be engaging you in a visual representation to show you the packaging of the product
Everyone: The packaging reminds me of Sailormoon John Maclean: This packaging reminds me of classical architecture from parts of the world. WE'RE NOT WORTHY.
I'm perfectly convinced he's either a vampire or Loki himself who got bored and decided to be a beauty guru because why not and you can't prove otherwise.
"Subscription is optional". Well damn, the first RUclipsr to not shove subscribing in my face. Combined with that sense if humour, I'm in. Subscription confirmed.
*Jeffree:* I was inspired by Sailor Moon and anime and stars..... *John:* it reminds me of glass and crystal decanters, it _also_ reminds me of Saint Basil's cathedral in Moscow, as well as different styles of architecture from Morocco to Saudi Arabia.
But of course I do not give a damm on J.Star´s products, what I do care is on Lord John McLean, he is such a delight to watch, so entertaining and informative at the same time, besides its so long since he uploaded a FILM!
Marcela Largo I'm with you. I only mentioned in my comment about Jeffree, was because I just recently saw that he had a break in at one of his warehouses. I don't follow him, it showed up as a suggestion. I don't know why I clicked on it but I did. I only got as far as him saying what happened and I quit then I stopped watching it.
Just Abbi I love how John is so refined and classy, he doesn’t get into any petty drama and is so nice in his reviews god I stan this immortal vampire queen
I imagine if John were to stub his toe, he would exclaim as followed... "Ouch! It appears I have collided this finely lacquered, oak table leg with the smallest foot phalange, located on the left foot. Although the digit appears intact, one is to believe that the sheer force of this blow will result in a later throbbing, crimson shade toe."
@Omara Oliver because blind people want to look good just like the rest of us. there's nothing different about them besides their lack of eyesight. having makeup on gives some people an extra boost of confidence and everybody deserves that :)
Omara, also at the beginning of the video John gives tons of information about the packaging which I imagine is delightful for someone who can’t see it. It gives a person who can’t see a full run down they wouldn’t get otherwise.
amy-claire jones I was just thinking that, he’s very self aware, and gives us exactly what we want! But damn, I actually pulled away from my cell I was so scared when he “froze” like that!
John MacLean: "just to ensure..." Me:"seamlessness" John McLean: *looking deep into my soul from my screen* Me:" plz say it my Lord" John:*looks away* Me:"WAIT WHAT UR NOT GONNA.." John:"SEAMLESSNESS" *he says it so elegantly* Me:*my wig has been snatched ever so slightly* "my day is finally blessed"
@@heatherstorck7204 jeffree: bitch I'm shook John: *steadies Jeffree* do not shake, it's unsightly Jeffree: .... John:..... Nate:..... John: s e e m l e s s
*John:* " It also looks quite late Victorians, sorta 1830's onwards towards 1890's **smirks** *marvelous time none of you are old enough to remember it"* *Me:* ok 👁️👄👁️
"my own natural forehead is quite square and of course it's quite large, in fact ive been trying to find a tenant for it" 😂😂😂 Why nobody is fascinated by lord's sense of humour.?
@@saed2428 (I'm also an army) Please, can you STOP saying that, I know it's exciting seeing your favorite idol. But come on, it's seriously annoying alot of people, including fellow fans. Just stop, please. (Not trying to be rude)
I'm visually impaired although I'm partially sighted I thought the same thing excellent description of the products. It's what has got me pressing the sub button.. nicely done @JohnMaclean well put he had me smiling!😎🍀😉✌
Larena Thompson I’m not entirely sure if I’m correct but I think a lot of visually impaired people use a voiceover feature, I know Apple phones have it as does probably most technology nowadays. It’s really interesting. Look up videos on how they go about their day to day life - I watched one by an almost completely blind girl once and it was amazing to see what she does and how she does it
I was amazed by how detailed he was, and I wasn't even annoyed by it! Everyone else I skip past the entire beginning of the video to get to the swatches, but Sir Maclean receives all my attention.
Normal person: i will drink water Jhon: let me get a clean and clear glass of water with the designated amount that i’ve wanted for my body to stay dehydrated and healthy.
Clorox drink up...I’m sure there’s several benie sanders or any of the other democrat fans that have already drank bleach or Lysol....they’re the same group of people that were eating laundry soap pods not too long ago...sooo
Cursive is almost an insult...
John speaks in Calligraphy.
This is it. This is the correct description. omg
damn this couldn't be more precise
Omg this is perfect
More like hieroglyphics
Calligraphy is cursive
I'm permanently ruined. I physically cannot watch other makeup influencers if they do not unbox with white gloves from now on.
Every time I watch an unboxing video from now on..I get PTSD from this video😭
Yes we must unveil our makeup properly .
Lyvia in the correct fashion so as to bestow the adequate respect that must be afforded to the item
Beatrice Grand b
@@beatricegrand1230 yes...what you said
His vocabulary is more expensive than Kylie’s brushes set
Amen
LOL
Can I have his voice in PR? XDDDD
AMEN!!
Nothing is more accurate on the internet :)
"It reminds me of the late victorian era, from around 1830's up untill 1890's. Marvelous time, none of you are old enough to remember it"
Iconic
I'm convinced he's the first and last human ever
I couldn't tell if he was joking or not at first😂😂
Yup he's explained he's a 24000 year old god 🤣
why do i believe him
"None of you are old enough to remember" just a casual reminder that John Maclean is an immortal and we cannot fathom his power
(Vampire confirmed)
Eric Andreski I picked up on that too 😉... 100% immortal
I really don’t see John as a male or female physically nor vocally. He is more like a empty full void of immortality.
GabyCee Yh he kinda scary ngl like who tf wears gloves to open makeup 😂
V a m p i r e
*Y E S*
correct.
*They
Normal people: "I don't smell anything in this concealer"
John Maclean: "It has a slight scent of Pinot Grigio"
The style, the flair, the upscale of it all.
gyqz FRRR LOL
The stule, the flair of your comment... 😘
Wats pinot WHATEVER that is?
@@sandramorrison99 It is a white wine
What Pinot Grigio is??
Teacher : Where did u learn English?
Me : John Maclean
Teacher : Good
Nama _ Aku _ Iqmal 👏🏻👏🏻
I legit rewatch his videos before my english assignments, just so i can use fancy language and get good grades. Gotta love john 😋✌
No. No no no
The Professor will say and I'd quote, "Marvellous."
John: I really like the packaging. It almost reminds me of
Me: Sailor Moon?
John: The St. Basil's Cathedral in Moscow and I find also looks quite late Victorian.
I was expecting he would say Sailor Moon as well U.U
That is sooo extra lol
Hilarious 😆
C B your cultural level is out of this world
I felt this. So deep. Lmao
He said "2019 A.D." now if that isn't the most precise way to say what year it is
When you’ve been alive since prehistory it is important to keep track of eras
hey don’t know you but i wanted to say your makeup looks gorgeous! u done popped off sis 👏🏾
uhm, he's immortal sis, so you can't blame him for being specific with time periods. he doesn't want to get confused you know
he also said double u double u double u dot youtube dot com lol this is why we love him - he is precise and refined 💅🏻
I thought I was the only one who heard that 💀
I want to hear him say, "Turn to page 394".
Teresa Gibson yes! Someone else said. it!!!
It probably would of caught me off guard and leave me looking for a text book I don’t have
Yes,hahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
Teresa Gibson I would so get all of the ASMR chills if he did.
I just realized, if a blind person was to watch this this they would know exactly what everything is because John is really descriptive. That's a really great thing💞
Truly..
He unboxed the products with gloves 😭😭😭 and he sounded like a flight attendant giving instructions 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS TOO PURE I CAN'T
sherine yup we don’t deserve him😅
sherine I got tingles while watching him introduced Jeffrey’s products. Am I weird???
He would not want unwanted papercuts!
@@Marsese can't exactly answer that 😅
I have a new kink tbh
“1830’s to 1890’s onwards, marvellous time, none of you are old enough to remember” John is immortal confirmed
RainandPaperPrints well obviously
I was looking for this comment. He's a genious
but he refers to Poly Pockes in his childhood...oups :)
He is a vampire 🤗
I like how John portrays himself as an immortal beauty through supernatural means while Jeffree tends to portray himself as an un-aging mortal through scientific or alien means. And they both feel so rich.
John is immortal the ethereal way and Jeffree is more otherworldly (like.... android alieny if that makes sense)
Roman 1987
Supernatural vs Extraterrestrial. Who will win.
@@Dr4vgr That is an accurate description.
Roman 1987 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Polar opposites attract
John: “Just to ensure....”
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Me: “SEAAAMLESSNESSS!!!”
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John: “s e a m l e s s n e s s” 😁
alijha martin YES! 🤣 me to!! 💜
What's the time stamp for it?
@@korviscapetrova5269 19:30
Ivan Gaborović 19:40
It scared me to death like I thought he could see me.
Normal youtuber: I’m going to show you the packaging
John Maclean: I shall be engaging you in a visual representation to show you the packaging of the product
Lucia SV I thought you were just joking but then he actually said it and I just -
@@femke8036 I can't wait for Willam to get ahold of this video lol
*I C O N I C*
David Newark I’m sorry but which Willam do you mean?😂
I felt weird listening to it but ig its good for blind people.
Umm so Jeffree needs to add you onto his PR list asap
Colby and Brennen I’m wondering why the hell he’s not already on the list?? Jeffree, tf you doin?
For real.
I thought he was on the list
Well, John does barely ever upload lol
Uses Jeffrey's Blue Blood pallette but doesn't use any blue. Iconic.
Imagine blue eyeshadow on eyes as blue as Lord Johns!! ;)
H. LeMond omg yessssss lol
Exactly. Iconic!
No "Y"! Remove that Y from Jeffrey! Imbecile!
Weird Cat it’s jeffree
For some reason I find myself disappointed to notice that John called it a wig and not artificially hair accoutrements.
LMAAAOOOOO
,🤣
Lol
Never again shall I call a wig a wig...
No one:
Literally nobody in the whole platform:
John: *double u double u double u dot RUclips dot com*
Love it
Did u rlly just say *double u* oh my goud
Hahah😂🤣
@@pinkcatacombs I mean .. they r not wrong......
John is the level of extra I aspire to
eyeshadow: *blends*
John: 𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼
LOVE IT
No idea what this says
@@creed156 it says seemlessness lol
@@xglamvee9577thought that it would be seamlessness :))
@@creed156 oops I'm sorry I used the voice button to speech it out and it didn't write it the way I said it yes it's with an "A" now and "E".
if expensive was a language, it would be this
m meza this would simply be the richest of the richest 💰💰💰💰
m meza 😂😂😂
Hell no
What a treat huh
So true. I am in love with the way John Maclean speaks!
Why do I feel like john was the first human and will be the last 😂
Emily he’s a robot
Many a humans have mistook him as a human but that is false.
Now we know who the Face of Bo really is.
cher, cockroaches and john maclean.
@@sosansational LMAO stop
Can we TALK ABOUT how great these descriptions are for blind people???? Beautiful descriptions my Lord!
I know right. Its very handy for people like me who have nearly no vision or for others with no vision.
John Maclean is honestly the definition of perfection. He never disappoints.
Absolutely!!
Great? We only know exquisite.
So very true
Everyone: The packaging reminds me of Sailormoon
John Maclean: This packaging reminds me of classical architecture from parts of the world.
WE'RE NOT WORTHY.
@cricket 😂😂😂
@cricket LMAO 😂😂😂
I normally skip through videos but I feel if I skip through this I will offend a whole kingdom and immortal beings so...
You would.
Lol
I even watched the whole one add without skipping so same
Now that's funny
"Opening the cardboard flaps with the greatest of vigor" 😂
That took me outtt 😂
John Maclean describing the concealer packaging and likening it to architecture and I just thought it looked like a Sailor Moon wand...
Me too! 😆 I actually have some Sailor Moon makeup that looks pretty much the same 😁
I mean Jeffree Star himself even likened the design to sailor moon so...lol
That's honestly why I love the packaging 😂 eight year old me would be fangirling hardcore
Sailor Moon...Yesss! I was thinking it reminded me of something. 😂😂😂
Same😂
Bold of you to assume that I wasn’t there with you in the 1800’s
"I have more roots than the actual oak."
"My forehead is quite large, in fact I'm trying to find a tenant for it."
I can't with his humor! 😂
When he used the fork and scratch his head, I laughed and still laugh. Then when he said he'd wear the concealer as earrings, I died!
"However, it was Easter". 😂
John is so concise, precise, effervescent , professional, informative, respectful and so inspirational.
"They launched on the 19th of April 2019, AD" 😱
*Yup, Confirmed. He's totally a vampire*
he did say that none of us are old enough to remember the victorian times in the 1800s 😂
Erica G definitely
I'm perfectly convinced he's either a vampire or Loki himself who got bored and decided to be a beauty guru because why not and you can't prove otherwise.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
That knocked the breath right out of my lungs 😂
Laura Lee: DRAAANKS!
John: Would anyone care for a refreshing alcohol-based beverage?
*Leech
i am the 1000th like
Alastor leech*
"Subscription is optional". Well damn, the first RUclipsr to not shove subscribing in my face. Combined with that sense if humour, I'm in. Subscription confirmed.
CLASSY.
I’m almost 100028% sure that John participated in the creation of the 10 commandments
That humor. That class. That aesthetic. That perfection.
Rose Noirw that seamlessness
= God
Rose Noirw that 666 likes
Alright he kinda scared me a lot
The humor that he has, the class that he as, the aesthetic that he has
I’m almost convinced that John wrote the Declaration of Independence.
Sit down somewhere. It’s funny because he’s English
@@admiralaralani9878 isn't he Scottish?
Ania Dances he’s Scottish
More like he birthed all of William of Normandy’s family line
He wrote all of the Shakespeare plays back in the day. Lol
Other beauty gurus: I'll show you
John: I shall be engaging you in a visual representation
Dude Perfectz 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Me trying to hit the word mark in my essay lmaoo
I read this the same time he said it omfg that freaked me out a little bit
@@mykindofuniverse9170 Omg same lmaooo
Standing ovation for John McLean’s vocabulary. 👏
“As it is springtime here in England I shall be spending a lot of time avoiding the sun” XD
He’s a vampire
Same
It's not hard to do when the sun in England spends most of its time avoiding us too x)
*Jeffree:* I was inspired by Sailor Moon and anime and stars.....
*John:* it reminds me of glass and crystal decanters, it _also_ reminds me of Saint Basil's cathedral in Moscow, as well as different styles of architecture from Morocco to Saudi Arabia.
Ace Coordinator Mary he’s sooo proper *I LIVE FOR IT*
He knows his stuffs better than some drama channels man I’m out
@@pplcantuseyouifyoureuseles6705 saaaaaame
Our Lord Maclean is the epitome of class!
Oh lol
I dont think even Jeffree Star explains his own packaging like that 😂
I was gonna say that 😂😂😂
LOLLLLL
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
oooh guuurl look at that packaging biiiiisssh
meanwhile John: eVeR sO sLighTly sEamLeSs
I never knew someone could speak cursive.
Kassandra S BWAHAHAHA
When you laugh so hard you cough lol 😂😂😂
Lmaooo😂💀
Perfect comment!
Lmao why
John: *meticulously describes each minute detail of the product while sounding very posh and chic*
also John: *scratches his head with a fork*
😂😂😂😂😂
5% of the comments: about the review
95% of the comments: praising and saying how much they have missed our Lord John McLean
Pem Pem Right. I love Lord MacLean 😍
Today we are blessed
But of course I do not give a damm on J.Star´s products, what I do care is on Lord John McLean, he is such a delight to watch, so entertaining and informative at the same time, besides its so long since he uploaded a FILM!
Marcela Largo I'm with you. I only mentioned in my comment about Jeffree, was because I just recently saw that he had a break in at one of his warehouses. I don't follow him, it showed up as a suggestion. I don't know why I clicked on it but I did. I only got as far as him saying what happened and I quit then I stopped watching it.
This guy's essays must have been a whole another level
HAHAHAHA he's probably in the Dean list if he study's literature
María Gabriela my thoughts exactly 😱
There’s no letter grade available for his essays. The professors just accept it don’t even read them and just give him a 100
Lol imagine his love letters
Shes not a guy though
I’ve said this once I’ll say it again. This is the bob ross of the makeup community. My personal opinion
They remind me of a female Snape from Harry Potter rlly, and I frkn love it
A cardboard casket!!!
Can you imagine ASMR from John? 😍
@@purgatorian1616 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888
Just Abbi I love how John is so refined and classy, he doesn’t get into any petty drama and is so nice in his reviews god I stan this immortal vampire queen
John looks like the love child of Dita von Teese and Morticia Adams. And I mean that as a compliment, of course :)
I imagine if John were to stub his toe, he would exclaim as followed...
"Ouch! It appears I have collided this finely lacquered, oak table leg with the smallest foot phalange, located on the left foot. Although the digit appears intact, one is to believe that the sheer force of this blow will result in a later throbbing, crimson shade toe."
This made me laugh!
ava cella this was splendid 👏🏻
Were you possessed by John to write this?
I could hear his voice as I read this! Very funny!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The rest of the world: it reminds me of sailor moon!!
John Maclean: it’s reminiscent of Victorian architecture
Abigail Rodriguez LMAO
I never once thought of sailor moon but i did the victorian age.
Thank you for blessing my ear holes with your voice
Gotta be the best saying I've heard thus far xo
im DECEASED
I'm just sad that he considers C0 as corrector shade when it's actually normal concealer shade 😂
PEEEEEERRRRIOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
it's so calming i honestly could sleep to it
“Wealthy is a color that’s not too far from my natural skin tone.”
we have certainly missed you, our lord.
BRUH 1K LIKES IN 52 MINUTES HOLY SHIT CONGRATS
Can you please write my English essay?
Edit: HOLY COW THAT’S A LOT OF LIKES! And my comment is highlighted.
😂😂😂
Mine too like damn
Other makeup artists: OUUU ITS PINK
John: its an exquisite bubble gum pink
*an
@@augustdreamingg you mean, it's*
“More roots than the average oak.”
Iconic.
why do i feel like i'm watching royalty
Pristine Sun YOU ARE!!!😂
Royalty wishes to look so fine.
Pristine Sun because you are.
honey, we ARE.
He is hypnotising he is a vampire
"it looks sort of 1830's onwards to about 1890's. marvelous time, none of you are old enough to remember it"
im dead
Zaida Jones-Sanchez what time was that at lol!
Soyboy sadness it was at 8:24 i think
is he hinting something 🤔☁
He’s dead too 💀😂
Ok, he is a vampire confirmed.
My friend is blind
She finds your videos very helpful
Thank you so much for giving such detailed descriptions
Omara Oliver she probably just likes playing with it 🤷🏻♀️
Omara Oliver check out Molly Burke’s channel.
@@what.4849 I'm so glad you said that because she instantly came to my mind when I read this comment. I couldn't remember her name
@Omara Oliver because blind people want to look good just like the rest of us. there's nothing different about them besides their lack of eyesight. having makeup on gives some people an extra boost of confidence and everybody deserves that :)
Omara, also at the beginning of the video John gives tons of information about the packaging which I imagine is delightful for someone who can’t see it. It gives a person who can’t see a full run down they wouldn’t get otherwise.
19:40 I was browsing my phone and I felt like he noticed and judged me for not paying full attention.
This.
I’m dying 😆
I felt the same
*_I feel like him describing the package of the concealer was almost like an profissional ASMR_*
It was like an advertisement on the TV but enjoyable
My girlfriend sent me this video saying "Oh my god he speaks in cursive" and now that I'm watching, I see what she means.
Yes... yes yessss
Nah he speaks calligraphy
Lmaoooo
@@venomrie damn
Noah we Stan a supportive boyfriend watching his girls makeup videos
John Mclean : makes a very detailed, well thought out professional review
Us, the goblins coming out of our cave: F I L U M!!!
That's a well put description of us goblins I must say.
s e a m l e s s n e s s
x'DD
Except for at 0:15 ... 🤔
I resemble this remark!
When he stops to stare....then "SEAMLESSNESS"
Omg I died 😂
Casey Elgin it’s essential to ensure seamlessness
Ok but John, if he hasn’t already, should be on Jeffree’s pr start because I don’t see anyone doing such a detailed, peaceful review of his products!
“On the 19th of April, 2019 A.D.” 💀💀💀
Rich
The best part lmao 😂😂😂
Greetings fellow exo Stan. I respect you.
I firmly believe John was born hundreds of years ago and is immortal
He said “1830’s onward, marvelous time none of you would remember” i think that confirms it
Vampire did cross my mind.
@@sydthekid922 as well as "avoiding the sun as usual"
Yo , real shit 😂
He was not born, he was summoned
@ 2:55
“Opening the cardboard flaps with the greatest of vigor.”
I can’t lol. 😂
he knows what he does to us when he says seamlessness
he knows he is an icon
h e k n o w s
so humble
amy-claire jones I was just thinking that, he’s very self aware, and gives us exactly what we want!
But damn, I actually pulled away from my cell I was so scared when he “froze” like that!
Lara Brandão i know, just as i looked away he stared, i heard silence so i looked back and it was like a jump scare 😂
A humble God!
That literally terrified me 😂
I think they like playing with their audience.
John MacLean: "just to ensure..."
Me:"seamlessness"
John McLean: *looking deep into my soul from my screen*
Me:" plz say it my Lord"
John:*looks away*
Me:"WAIT WHAT UR NOT GONNA.."
John:"SEAMLESSNESS" *he says it so elegantly*
Me:*my wig has been snatched ever so slightly* "my day is finally blessed"
Pem Pem “ ever so slightly “ 😂
I CHOKED WHEN I READ "MY WIG SNATCHED EVER SO SLIGHTLY" HAHAHHA
my wig has been snatched ever so slightly
I'M WHEEZINGGGGGG
I cackled loud enough for the neighbors to hear when he finally said it! ^_^
Okay this fucked me up because I opened it back up on this exact moment 😂 *bald*
i kinda want jeffree and john to collab. imagine the personalities
The Crassness of Jeffree dealing with the perfect ettiqute of John... Someone will end up in tears and I don't think it will be John.
@@heatherstorck7204 jeffree: bitch I'm shook John: *steadies Jeffree* do not shake, it's unsightly
Jeffree: ....
John:.....
Nate:.....
John: s e e m l e s s
@@-baby-2842 I need this to live OML someone make it happen 😂😂
The Immortal palette
Patricia Jerez !!!!!!!!!!! Yes !
Me: *violently slaps my head*
John: *Scratches scalp with a fork*
It’s a dinglehopper
😂🤣😂
*John:* " It also looks quite late Victorians, sorta 1830's onwards towards 1890's **smirks** *marvelous time none of you are old enough to remember it"*
*Me:* ok 👁️👄👁️
LMAO 😂😂😂
...Marbles? Is that you?
Karen R Baldenegro lmao i watched that part and said to myself “i knew he was a vampire”
Emilio Stuff that weird little teary eye lips made my motherfuckin day. So thank you!!
He a vampire sis 👁👄👁
* trying to write an essay *
Expectations: John
Reality: James Charles
Diamond Darkwood omg this is too funny 😂
Diamond Darkwood *THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER* _wig_
Ommggg
MY reality: Laura Lee
omg i just fell off my chair =)))))))))))))))))))
When John Maclean shows the concealer better than Jefree Star himself.
La Geor yesss
I love Jefree but agreed
Jeffree probably assigned this review to John for this reason.
Lol,That Part.
Agree, I watch the whole video but skip thru Jeffree
i love love love john but when he just stopped talking and stared directly at the camera I got so scared.
I have to look back 😂
"my own natural forehead is quite square and of course it's quite large, in fact ive been trying to find a tenant for it" 😂😂😂
Why nobody is fascinated by lord's sense of humour.?
I am. I'm always waiting for it 😂
"i kinda look like an egg" it cracked me!
I laughed so hard that I almost choked when he said it. Oh, boy...😂😂
6:54
He’s sooo funny. I think people take him too seriously. He’s hilarious and in on the joke. A true master of makeup and humor!
For goodness sake Jeffree let him be in your PR list
Jenny Lalruatsangi there a boy?
@@thatfuckinggirlthatwatches7879 yes
@@kaliko5245 istg not all of us are that fucking annoying lmao
@@thatfuckinggirlthatwatches7879 John is a man, yes. THE man.
@@saed2428
(I'm also an army) Please, can you STOP saying that, I know it's exciting seeing your favorite idol. But come on, it's seriously annoying alot of people, including fellow fans. Just stop, please. (Not trying to be rude)
John's humor is so immaculately blended into his speaking that you forget to laugh for a few seconds because you are so entranced.
...that's--that's the best description of what has been happening when I have binged his videos. Well done!
He has such a dry sense of humor and it's wonderful
@@GetWellSoonR.E.M.He certainly does!
I don't feel like I'm intelligent or sophisticated enough to have the privilage of laughing.
His voice is seamless something the Lord has mastered
This is the most extra thing I’ve seen in my goddamn life and I’m LIVING for it
Cannot believe the concealer its more pale than your actual skin color
Shooked
As a ghost, I'm super excited by this!
The new L'Oreal one is also like this
John's vocabulary makes me feel poor and I love it
Zeal 😂😂😂
Everyone is just here because John is a kink none of us understand but all of us have
Every time..
I feel very illiterate when I watch his videos
Me: *deciding whether to subscribe or to bow to his vocabulary*
JM: "subscription is optional"
Me: "Not anymore" *subscribes*
Waldo078 SAME!!!😭😂😂😂
Yes that just made me subscribe!!!!
"He is beauty, he is grace"....I love that he is above resorting to trashing other ppls products, and only states the positive.
You’re the only guru I don’t want to fast forward through because I’ll miss gems like:
*intense stare*
....seamlessness
Plot twist : he wrote the dictionary.
Plot twist: She
Yeaoweh plot twist: unconfirmed
edit: pretty sure in a video john said “i am a man. i am THE man”
@@annettebonteri3234 idk if it's a he or she so plot twist..: he and she
@@mysteriaxo5671 What female do you know named John tf
I'm a girl named bobbie... Names like Shannon and Kelly were just male names only. Now they are commonly female names.
Everyone: *DRAMA*
John: unbothered
He can’t be disturbed by the quarrels of petty mortals.
*seamlessly unbothered*
*Why're there no comments about him wearing the concealers as earrings?????*
SUCH A MOOD LMFAO 🙌🤣🤣
John's humour is so subtle that it always catches me off guard.
he just popped up wearing them as earrings LMAO
This is my first time watching him and I’m scared. He’s a little hypnotic.
@@emmanuckles2876 Dont worry thats what most of us felt the first time too 😂
@@emmanuckles2876 don't worry it gets so much better he's a genius lol welcome
oh my god “im trying to find a tenant for it” he’s incredible
"opening the cardboard flaps with the greatest of vigour" hahah i can not
Classic
“My forehead is quite large. In fact I’ve been looking a tenant for it” omg I love his humor!!!!
His humor is European and reminds me quite a bit of the author PG Wodehouse. If you like this humor you’d like his books
Sasha MinskUSA scrolled down immediately just to see this comment 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Where did he say that I missed it
Who is this guy and why does he talk like an artificial intelligence?
A well spoken, well educated Makeup Artist. A breath of fresh air, honestly.
God
How dare you, it is the John Maclean!
@@beniapayart9462 r/wooshhhh
He's quirky. I would totally hang out with him 👍 and have a beverage 😉
As hilarious as all of us find the voiceover, I think it’s a fucking amazing description for visually impaired people. I dig it
Jade that’s exactly what I was thinking! So cool!
I'm visually impaired although I'm partially sighted I thought the same thing excellent description of the products. It's what has got me pressing the sub button.. nicely done @JohnMaclean well put he had me smiling!😎🍀😉✌
I was thinking the same! 💜
Larena Thompson I’m not entirely sure if I’m correct but I think a lot of visually impaired people use a voiceover feature, I know Apple phones have it as does probably most technology nowadays. It’s really interesting. Look up videos on how they go about their day to day life - I watched one by an almost completely blind girl once and it was amazing to see what she does and how she does it
Factsssss
I feel like My grammar and vocabulary will improve If I continue to watch his video.
Me too I hope it works 😂
Indeed. My speech has greatly improved upon viewing this film. 😂
괴상한귀여운 *filum
I can attest to that
His filim
John describing the packaging for two hours is me trying to reach a word limit on an essay💀
I was amazed by how detailed he was, and I wasn't even annoyed by it! Everyone else I skip past the entire beginning of the video to get to the swatches, but Sir Maclean receives all my attention.
He's wearing gloves to open it.....
@@gladitsnotme me too I was gonna skip but I couldn't stop watching
Normal person: i will drink water
Jhon: let me get a clean and clear glass of water with the designated amount that i’ve wanted for my body to stay dehydrated and healthy.
PERIODT
Just found this channel l. And I’m absolutely living for the comments
Do you mean a handcrafted glass vessel containing a sensible amount of aqua?
When he speaks, it makes me feel poor
😂😂😂 ooh dear...
Lmaooooooooo
Yes hahshahahah
Clorox drink up...I’m sure there’s several benie sanders or any of the other democrat fans that have already drank bleach or Lysol....they’re the same group of people that were eating laundry soap pods not too long ago...sooo
@@tigerlyn9627 wasn't it Trump who suggested injecting lysol?
every time im about to write an essay i watch some of his videos in order to better my vocabulary lol
arianaa that’s literally what I just did ngl😂
"it makes me feel a little bit like an egg but it was easter recently" i squealed that was so pure
jamie Even his jokes are classy!
Want to see John McLean and Juno Birch collab. That would be stunning. A gorgeous alien and an immortal beauty