Q&A Part Three | John Maclean
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Hello Everyone,
For a continued period, I have been in reception of your Question's and Query's therefore I decided to Produce a third Questions and Answers Film where I elicit information as response to the many questions and query's that so many of you so very kindly direct to me.
I thoroughly hope you find this Film to be useful or helpful.
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"I will contact all my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse them of stealing it, that will give them something to do."
Lololol
Jakku an icon
Jakku hilarious plus when he says I wasn’t born I was summoned here.
"I wasn't born in a traditional way, I was summoned"
- Jhon MacLean.
varun k John*
My high school quote is going to be this now
Personally I think it was John that was doing the summoning. I'd bet my life on it.
Epicness in a sentence.
I need the time stamp
Job interviewer: What is your best skill?
Me: I have the ability to answer a question not only thorough but in depth and full of information without even answering the question at all.
More like: While speaking to a person, I tend to speak with such eloquence and enlightenment in conjunction of my transfixing gaze that the subject of which we are speaking eludes them SEEMLESSLY.
@@caseyelgin6988 yasss
I wish I was him
She never has a problem with filling the word count in an essay. 😂😂
She does answer the questions, by the way...she just likes to give a detailed explanation of it which I quite like. It gives me insight on how she views the world.
This is my boss's super power. I've never seen someone so elegantly and efficiently and CONSISTENTLY skirt difficult questions by saying basically nothing but using fancy, sophisticated words to do so. 😑🤣🤣
“You don’t owe anything to someone who harms you. Especially a response. “
Such strong, true advice, thank you.
"My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court" I died.
Marc Sound I full on cackled when he said that. I just found him today and am so incredibly hooked already. An absolute icon.
iim not english pls someone explain that sentence !!
Hizkia Siappudan my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Freddy A what
Hizkia Siappudan he just said the more fancier way of “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” lol using fancy words
When Jeffree jokes about being a vampire or immortal, I usually just chuckle and move on.
When John said he's immortal....I became a believer.
Same
Jeffree is an alien, John is a vampire
So true! 😂
Cassandra Crosbie Yes!
@@samcrosbie6120 John is an Imortal.
When he said "being feminine in any capacity is not wrong" I just felt relief. What a beautiful and encouraging person
Did you need someone to tell you that?
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 in a world like this, sometimes you do
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 For many change can be found not only within oneself, but in the mindset of other people. So many people have a concrete set mindset where some things just cannot seem to be, in any capacity, able to function in any other way. Not until someone else shows them something different.
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 You receive messages subconsciously and consciously,through bodylaguage,oral communication as well as visually,even if you know better,you may feel or carry a burden subconsciously that affect your psyche and more. So if you have a normal comprehension,emotions etc it is a sign of being prefectly human in an imperfect world ruined by inhumane people affected everything as if we were caught in a wave made by string we were attached to somewhat & moving in a motion to everything and everyone,not able to stop the negative intensions of greed & soulless people unless ppl gather together to help buildt "walls against the waves" in which ppls sacrifice,meant survival of someone's future protected or capable of drawing the wall metaphorically!
Love watching your films.. inspiring and entertaining.
"I love the outdoors, such high ceilings." how have I not come across these videos earlier
Ikr!!! How am I just now discovering this deity?
You meant fillem? Lol
“First of all... I am John Maclean” I screamed
"As I gotten older
And older
And older
And older
And older..."
😂😂😂 He knows that we know the secret
He's a vampire lmao
Right!!! I died laughing at that part
Yes 😂
What’s the secret.
"The people that are around you, they dont know any better. They're thick, they're idiots. And in the end, they'll all die"
John Maclean
Oddly soothing words.
my favorite line of the entire video
I love how the “does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?” question resulted in John talking about his disgust for milk 😂
*_I find it absolutely rancid_*
Someone explain what they meant by that plzz
@@SomeOne-wb6np the question is referencing to a song (you can search that online), asking if John attracts other dudes lol
_"when one's outfit is too stiff one is in danger of looking.. slightly like an erection"_ what an icon
Lmao I was looking for this comment
I died when he said that 😂😂
I shot into space when he said that..... im currently floating amongst the clouds
When you accidentally time travel from 1870 to 2016
Tha Visionaire why 2016 tho 😂
Its 2018 what
Emma X he went to a night club in 2016 and was confused by the slang being used
Summoned 😂
The perfect youtuber doesn’t exi-
Kristine Gavin him and Jenna Marbles are my favorite youtubers.
The only thing I don't like is the uploading schedule. I need more of this!!! But I guess quality over quantity
AmethystEyes 😔i miss her so much
" The chandeliers are nowhere to be seen "
Why do I (almost) un-ironically agree that the absence of chandeliers is a modern tragedy!
apartments and cages are too small to fit them in.
@@yanamorim5747 to be fair, so were tenements...
1:39 - “My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court”
PUT THIS ON MY HEADSTONE
I showed my daughter that part and she lost it! 😂😂
what does it mean tho ?
this literally translates to “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
*My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the Lords to the court*
lejeonds I died
I'm sorry, but can you explain what does it mean?
I was rolling 😂😂
@@putapipi3531 parody of 'MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD'
Thảo Vy Đàm basically being known to attract men where ever he is. Lol
It's been a year and we still haven't got the "a day in the life" filum.
He had raised my standards, corrected my posture, improved my vocabulary, cleared my skin and healed my traumas. Thank you very much.
I gained brain cells while watching this
Iconic YES
Iconic saaaaaame
Lex Calia lmao i love that for you
Ikr
I, too, gained the brain cells lost in me whilst watching other beauty professional's film.
"I guess they thought I was doing a peculiar exotic dance when I was looking around in distress"..... I am dead!!!!!! LMFAO 😂😂 😂
Please Hollywood give John his own tv series or PHILUM!!!!
"You owe no one who harms you anything" words to live by
*“Because my iPad has gone missing. I don’t know where. So once I have finished today, I’m going to individually contact each of my friends, -even the ones that are DEAD- and accuse each and everyone of them of THEFT. Now my iPad is probably in my bag or something, but, I might as well accuse all of them. It’ll give them something to do.”*
I wasn’t ready for this 😂😂😂
He is the greatest isn't he..
I lost it about the club story explaining new age home sexuals, with Yass Girlll and Slay😍
That’s literally me though i accuse everyone and then find what went missing in the weirdest place
ePhone*
When does he say this?
I didnt catch this one can u drop the time? Haha i focused on his voice not what hes talking about 😂
"Trends are designed for the anxious"
TRUTH BOMB ✨
That whole talk about femininity and masculinity was so beautiful and full of positivity. It made me feel so calm and validated (even tho I'm a traditionally feminine female). Everyone needs to hear it. If possible I would like to tattoo that whole part of the video on to my forehead.
YES! Gender indentity and gender expression are two VERY different things. They don't always coincide. You can ne a feminine boy or a masculine girl and that's ok. There is the belief, even with in the trans community that if you are a male like to dress feminine, you must really be a female or if you are a girl and like to dress more in more traditional men's attire, you must be a man. There are many men you go into mostly female-dominated careers for example, doesn't make them any less of a man. I went through a bit of a tomboy phase in 6th grade but never identified and still don't identify as a man. I had a friend in elementary school who hated wearing dress and disposed anything traditionally feminine. She was an adventurous person, very outdoorsy and still is to this day, And guess what? She's still a woman. You don't nee to change your gender to fit the way you express yourself. Gender shaming needs to stop!
"I wasn't born, I was summoned"
Speaking of summoning...my like is the number 666.
He speaks in cursive
With a quill pen
With an ink pen
* Dead *
Dxc3 B2a2 Speaks in Calligraphy~
Exactly!!
“Hyenas squabbling over carrots.” What a perfect analogy. Laughing scavengers arguing over something which ultimately will never satisfy their hunger. Describes the social media world so concisely. 🖤
"In the end, they will all die". Words of wisdom!
He wouldn't
Thank you for appearing on my technological device.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE IS A HOOT ISNT HE
Your ephone 😂😂😂😂
Kari Tacoma oh this is just the best . I actually find myself procuring quite eloquent conversations after viewing his filiums
“Trends are for the anxious”
Where’s the lie, though? 😂
He must ve been that type of student who , when got asked by teacher a question he didnt know , he went around the question , gave a full answer that has nothing to do with the actual question and still convince the teacher he was 100% precise and correct
"Trends are designs for the anxious" So true. Lol
"My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the Lords to the court" my lungs, help I'm wheezing!
7Mushrooms7 only
Damn right it's better than yours 🎶
i feel so dumb for not understanding this
@@poshie3867 me too
“Does your milkshake bring boys to the yard?”.............. “no”. “But my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court” 😂😂😂😂
Bring ?
Bianka Latoma LUL
*Then goes on a tangent about milk intolerance* lmaoo 😂💖
Bring* You kind of forgot a crucial word..
My favorite line😂😂😂
I love his commentary on feminine men. People need to broaden the spectrum of what they will accept from men. His comments about the pathological and pervasive hatred of the feminine was also very insightful...it also explains a lot! In the end we are all to blame.
Yeses! I LOVE feminine men , they make the world a better place. Which is probably why there's a billion dollar industry invested in sterilising them all and turning them into lifelong medical patients. 🤔
Honestly, as a woman I've been shamed all my life for not being "feminine". I've been called despectively "too aggressive", conflictive", "too much", " men dont like women like me", "intimidating", and so on, because I stand up for myself and dont put up with bs. I've effectively ended up believing that I'm never going to find a partner that's going to put up with all my "too much-ness".
Don't think that. You just have not met someone who balances you. With the right man you will allow him to be more dominant and it not feel like you're sacrificing who you are at all
The fact that i dont even question the fact that he’s immortal
same
meeee
keke2silly me
❤❤❤❤❤❤
“Fem-eh-nine” , “fillem” and “eh-pad” are the secret passwords into the House of Maclean.
I just realised fillems not a real word.
Extras come with uttering the word "seemlessness" .
HAHAHAHHAHA
I don't know anybody in this comment thread of replies but I love you all 😂😂😂 I'm dying
@@josephdiab3010 It's how they pronounce film in Ireland. In his earlier videos he has a stronger Irish accent rather than this fancy English sounding one.
As Mithrandir said, "for us to decide what to do with the time that has been given to us." I fell in love!!!
Bethany Scherette I thought I was the only one to catch John quote Mithrandir. Only a true Lord of the Rings fan could do so! I thought I was smitten by John before but now I am truly head over heels.
The fact that he did not say 'Gandalf', makes me think he might be one of the Maiar.
While watching this my 8 year old looked over and asked 'are they a boy or girl" complete child curiosity. I said " he is a boy". Child said "he is SOOOO good at makeup". I feel proud.
My caviar has been reputed to allure all the lords to the court.
I’m done. Slain. Deceased.
John’s the man.
*The Man. Fixed that for you. 😉
Especially after that haughty, offended glare! He's so funny!
Just when I think everything has been done, he says THAT 😂🤣😂🤣
'my caviar has been known for luring all the lord's to the court' holy crap why didn't I watch these get to know me videos sooner omg
I nearly cried I laughed so hard! It was so unexpected!
Can we talk about his facial expression and that simply “no”? 😂😂 WE DONT DESERVE!
I will save you from the 666
I didn't get that...can anyone explain
@@ansukadalabehera8204 the question was "does your milkshake bring the boys to the yard"
and John's response was more than a yes it was very sophisticated and in John's nature to say "no. my caviar (equivalent to milkshake) brings the lords (boys) to the court (yard)"
9:31 - _The Lord of the Rings_ reference blew me away.
I'm dead. ⚰️ In pieces. You can shove me in a matchbox and throw me into the ocean.
When John says he's immortal, i believe him completely.
I really never had doubts
John is low key a comedian
I'm thorn
High key
Definitely high key.
He’s cheeky
low key? more like Comedic genius
"you owe no one who harms you anything" john i am in love with you thank you for coming to save the human race
The answer to “for not being manly” question is so spot on! The best thing I heard in my life, such a powerful answer 👏🏽👏🏽 Sending some love to y’all from Sweden 🇸🇪 ❤️
I've never had a bigger ah ha moment in my life. Ever!
He not only quoted Gandalf he used his elvish name. I have not and never will not ever wear makeup but I love this person's mind.
“My caviar brings all the lords to the court” AN ICON
What does that mean? Im baffled
its a parody to "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
That's not exactly what he said, but yes iconic!
If you're gonna quote someone, do it right
The haters in this comment ar email they didn't say it first lmaoo
Why pay for a therapist when you can watch John Maclean.
You're not kidding. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would absolutely love to see you collab with Robert Welsh....
celeste_ rose i think Robert is the only RUclipsr worthy of a collaboration with John.
Yes I would watch that as a ten part series
Robert OR James Welsh... or just BOTH at once
The trifecta of robert, john and lisa eldridge
I think robert is the only one who could handle the mystery of lord john maclean
Bahahahahahaaaaa. 🤣🤣🤣 He took the “Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?” On the best tangent ever. I’m officially deceased. 🤣🤣🤣
''In the end, it doesn't matter, they all die''
- John Maclean 2018
John, not to say that you would, but, please never delete this. This is the only video I need to show my son as he grows into his formative years. We indeed live in rather strange times and confronting the hostility towards femininity with intellectual acuity and passion is the only way we will convey what needs to be heard. May you remain profound and prosperous now and forevermore. Happy birthday, as well xo
Absolutely. I'll be doing the same for my son as he grows older. God knows he'll need it, the way gender ideology is being force fed to kids at school.
John, I saved this video five years ago, and I come back to it every time I need to recenter myself. It always helps me achieve that goal. You address the hatred of the feminine so succinctly; when the world wears me down, your words build me back up. Your leadership is very much appreciated. Thank you.
"i love outdoors, they have such high ceilings"
- Jhon MacLean
John*
"Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard."
"............no."
Why did I laugh so hard??
Ara Riddley I had to rewind that part at least a good 5 times before I continued on with the video 😂🤣
I read this just as he was saying it on the video and laughed probably even harder than you did
"No...but my caviar brings all the Lords to the Court."
Adriane Pulliam 😂😂😂
"No...but my caviar brings all the Lords to the Court" is high class while "Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard," is ghetto? Is that right? LOL!!
This whole speech about femininity and masculinity was just so deep and mind opening, followed by flipping finger to the sun. Perfect.
I lost count of how many times I've watched this, it's addictive.
Sees John Maclean video
10 minutes later:
* Sips tea with pinkie finger up *
oh thank goodness the laws of etiquette are not lost on all of us. the absurdity. some people should stick to their starbucks coffee cups.
Literally laughed out loud
karlo. How
*puts a coaster under my drink*
I, myself, have never reflected on a statement greater than yours. *sips tea with pinky fingers up*
ePad
ePhone
Sergio Arruda Filho im learning french and some languages pronounce i as e and e as i
Yasmin Devan
Yeah, first time I heard a french person say iTunes, I laughed for quite some time haha
Sergio Arruda Filho I was having trouble breathing
Yasmin Devan Here, I pronounce e as i 🙋
yep i am french and it's hard to pronounce the right way everytime :')
"and besides, I am incredibly square."
You speak to my soul, John.
What spf do you wear?
"Haute Couture"
"That great big shiny ogre is not going anywhere near me" *middle finger*
WELL DAMN I STAN OUR CLASSY IMMORTAL LORD JOHN MACLEAN
"In the end, they all die." words I live by ❤
TWITCH KID that had me cackling lol
My grandmother used say that all the time when we would complain about a bully or someone being mean to us. 😂
“Even though of course I am a man and of course THE man.”
I wish I had found John back when I was teaching sociology. I could have used this when talking about the sociology of gender expression and sexuality.
"I have the ability to give in depth and thorough answers to questions without actually answering the question. I would make a great politician" The SHADE💅
"They are thick, they are idiots, and in the end, they will all die"
“First of all, I’m John Maclean...
... the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur” - our Lord, 2018.
Just found this gem an hour ago..... 3 videos in and I’m hooked.
Same
You &Robert Welsh 100% need to meet &do a collab! You'd break the damn internet. 😳😍😅
“You owe no one who harms you anything. Certainly not a response.”
Wow 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This whole answer was some next level real talk
Tricia Weinheimer search for those who won’t. There are good people around you. I promise ♥️
I died at " one is in danger of appearing slightly like an erection" 😂😂😂😂😂 I am new to his channel and the one liners are killer.
Shilpi Hota I choked on my watermelon.
Shilpi Hota I know😭😭😭😭I had to rewind I was like whaaaa
Is it too late for me to wrap myself in a blanket and leave myself on John’s doorstep so they can adopt me?
The manner of speaking takes me back to Victorian era where words are of quality and very dignified. This is very therapeutic actually, his voice is enticing like music to the ear, his wisdom and convictions are motivating❤
When you pulled out that magnifying glass though.
John is very insightful and highly intelligent. He has an ease about himself that's very entertaining to watch.
That look at 1:35 before saying “No”
😂😂😂
I wish John Maclean would do a TED talk on masculinity and femininity 😭 I would watch it all.
Every.Single.Breathe.Of.It!
Frankly, they should be called JOHN talks & be mandatory education.
I would watch his ted talk even if it were just 20 minutes of him reading his shopping list
+1
Pilar Ruiz Medina 😂😂😂
We must protect this man at all costs.
Cosmic Melons Absolutely!
@bread bowl well said
something tells me he's protecting us.
bold of ye to assume he even needs us mere mortals.
Yaaasssss!
I have only just recently discovered you, and am in awe. You have a beautiful exterior, but even more importantly, a beautiful interior- and a delicious sense of humour! I teared up a bit when you were on about self confidence and the value of the feminine. Always be your wonderful and unusual self! Looking forward to your new posts.
Thank you for being summoned to this sad spinning rock, you are a luminous being in these dark time
"My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the Lords to the court" loved it lol
Rachel Kaulitz love this too! 😂
"...my physique is quite feminine even though of course I am a man, and of course THE MAN" ... love it!
Sometimes when I listen to John, I cry. It's like he tells me everything I need to know to keep going with my life. Thank you, Godess, I appreciate your presence so much!
I love how refined and intelligent John Maclean is. Hard to find someone who actually thinks before they speak. ❤️
*Trends are designed for the anxious*
Why is he so fucking Iconic??
I feel so expensive watching this
YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS
666 likes
Spot on!
You're the only person that's Q and A's I find interesting
I find your sense of humor…refreshing…and look forward to more of your films
“Remember, in the end, they will die.” this is my new mantra
I signed up for a Q&A, instead I got advice and a view of life.
89소피 Haha yes, I feel all his Q&A's have been like this 😂
" No frills. No color. No nonsense." I want a shirt with this quote.
I have only recently discovered this channel and I must say, Lord Maclean is an absolute gem we do not deserve. I am not even interested in makeup myself but just the way he speaks is just so mesmerizing and poised. In a sea of "slays" and "yaaaas-es" John is truly a breath of fresh air. Elegance, class, dignity and amazing life advice.
"The only man that's going to take me home is the chauffeur." ICONIC
"What SPF do you use??" *appears wearing a veil, sunglasses and gloves* Old couture, that big shiny ogre is not getting anywhere near me.
K A R O L not old “haute”
@@tris1339 THANK YOU 😄❤
🖕
It was amazing 🙈🖕
It's haute couture
"I don't know where my ih pahd is. I'm going to accuse each one of my friends of theft. Even the dead ones."
I'm LIVING for the way he says iPad and iPhone😆 1:04
Lorena ST me too! I could listen to him talk all day and never get bored!!
LITERALLY just thought this verbatim , and scrolled down to see this
Lorena ST Ikr? 😂
Me too I rewound it four times!
I literally fell on the ground from laughing