"I swear to God I can make a montage at this point." Someone please do. Compile all of Rags' Biden moments so we can show them to a neuropsychiatrist for study.
The tism he’s been subjected to must have something to do with it. I’m pretty sure this is a more recent thing for him, I don’t remember it ever happening earlier on.
"73 unnamed people, local celebrity Mrs. Racist, and a unknown number of dolphins died today when a race track mysteriously exploded. Main characters are believed to have survived. "Honestly I wasn't really trying this time" admitted a harried Death, "I was sort of distracted playing around with the 3D. Lots of pointless spikes, it looked cool". Mr. Death, whose business has recently been under fire for multiple lapses, went on to say "I'm doing my best. Has anyone seen my pigeons? My rat, perhaps?"
"In breaking news,after a slew of recent controversies and diminishing results,the abstract concept of Death has been purchased by Elon Musk. Vowing a complete overhaul of the operation, Musk has fired 75% of all reapers. When asked for comment,spokesmen for Anubis revealed "Hey,at least they paid out my contract,I'M RICH BEEYOTCHS! I'M TAKIN MY ASS TO CANCÚN!!"
I love how at the "two weeks later" he smugly says "it pays to be safe man" to the construction worker and then proceeds to immediately jaywalk in the Final Destination universe
Remember back in the first movie where when someone dies we actually see the aftermath and people's horrified reactions and grief. None of this "oh, they're dea- OK NEXT SCENE" bullshit
I'm not sure why they replaced it with CGI. If you look at some of the behind the scenes for these films, you see some practical things being done, but the final product shows mostly CG.
Seemed like around mid 90s and late 2000s there was a phase when after a break through or advancement in CGI, a lot of mediocre filmmakers that just abuse the availability of it all at once.
I'm convinced the Final Destination movies take place in a universe where humans aren't actually resilient and are, in fact, made of paper mache and jelly. How does someone get diced by a chain link fence?!
The fence would clearly just fall over. Or the chains would separate from the poles. There's no pressure holding the chains in place sufficient to slice open a human.
Where people can get killed by car wash squeegees. I've had friends who have ridden through car washes on the outsides of their cars and didn't get a scratch. They were just really cold afterward.
I wonder if Death has an intern. think about it, the whole thing sounds like the intern screwed things up, tried to fix it and things get more and more out of controle. And he has to hide all of it from the boss who comes every half year, thats why there is this 6 month vacation period where death doesnt kill people
The intern is that guy in the office who works very hard at creating a system that allows him to blow off work for as long as conceivably possible. It absolutely hurts the rest of the company in the long run and his co-workers detest him, but his domino-ass killstreaks make him look really good to the higher ups during performance reviews
I would like a Final Destination Movie, where the premonition character dies like halfway through and the other people need to figure stuff out from what he told them and everyone is super paranoid, because they dont have any idea what could be happening
Main character is an actual medium or someone who is familiar with the supernatural. There's another character who says he's also a medium as well but he's a fake, once MC dies everyone relies (or goes against) the fake medium as he gets more people killed and Death is like "wow you're doing my job for me!"
My brother worked on this film's VFX (he also worked on Avatar that same year - and Snakes on the Plane some years earlier...). It was a lesson on how the VFX industry gets a bad rap courtesy of horrible directorial input. They would basically make versions of these shots that somewhat followed the laws of physics...but the director would always shoot them down and demand shit like: "I want this to bounce this and that way to then shoot at the screen and then-and then...." They wasted so much time and energy trying to reason with the director, but ultimately he's the client.
This is probably just a me thing but Did a director ever give the VFX artist a heads up before getting started with the VFX of certain directions like “Hey just heads up but we’re going to play a bit loose with the psychics might get a bit goofy just letting you guys know” or is it always “HEY DO THIS THING INSTEAD” I’m just curious Also sorry about your brother VFX suffering
Handsome Man was horribly victimized by the film, so that's worse. But racist actually had a name in the movie they just forgot to put it in the credits which is also worse.
death should just stop. Every time somebody dies, there's a minimum of like 5 other people who get injured. Or maybe that's how it started. Death originally meant to only kill 1 person who really pissed him off 10 million years ago... but every time he kills a person 2 others end up on his list.
Fun fact, the famous dolphin noise is actually just a pitched up kookaburra. This means that this movie takes place in an alternate universe where Australians speak like Americans.
Where America never won their independence, so it wasn't just Virginia and Maryland that started as convict colonies... It was the whole place... And somehow kookaburras were also there.
A final destination movie where the main character knows about the people dying in order so he tries to kill himself to save the others. However, every time he tries to kill himself he starts the sequence of events that leads to the death of the others.
It feels like the people in these movies get over seeing their friends and loved ones die in horrible ways very easily. Psychologists must be out of a job in this town
@@nont18411 I think the boys actually got out with their father in the original premonition. Their mother got separated from them by the crowd. They survived, but she didn't.
Agent: Hey man, Ive got an awesome new role for you in an established franchise Man: Great! Is it a named role? Agent: Yes, you'll play a guy called Milfs and your surname is Husband.
I seriously doubt a ceiling would collapse under a bath just because said bath was filled with water. Because usually, baths every day ARE filled with water, AND a human is put into them too! :)
59:03 - It would be hilarious if in the middle of one of these convoluted Rube Goldberg puzzles suddenly the construction guys would come back and be all "geez look at all this mess, you guys should properly secure the equipment next time!" and just set things back, while Death annoyedly snaps his boney fingers and walks away.
Fun fact, most of the car crash scene is practical. If you look at behind the scenes footage for the film they actually had practical setups for all the opening deaths, they even had a car flipped on its side attached to railing to mimic crashing. So what the fuck happened?
Main character with hand in cast: "Pays to be safe, man. Trust me." Also main character with hand in cast: *immediately jaywalks DIAGONALLY across the street*
@@BlueAxeRacer That's right! I've heard that if you're jaywalking and a car hits you, the car just bounces right off you. It's something to do with the 'angle of impact' or something. Try it and see for yourself. It's 100% true! :)
@@atomicdancer I didn't say that crossing the road isn't dangerous, but making sure that you are seen as a pedestrian isn't a legal responsibility because you can't make drivers look out for you.
@@BlueAxeRacer didn't you though? In your original comment, you said very definitely that Jaywalking isn't dangerous without any qualifiers that would clarify that you were talking about how specifically jaywalking isn't any more dangerous than crossing the street or whatever you were trying to get at(also if I did screw up what you were trying to communicate please do clarify what you meant as I am genuinely curious). I also do disagree with you that it isn't more dangerous because intersections where you are supposed to cross are often where people(like drivers) often do slow down and look around to avoid hitting others and thus they are more likely to notice you as you try to cross the street.
@@caseywensnahan3543 I didn't say it was less dangerous than using designated crossings, but it's often no more dangerous than using designated crossings. The point is that how one crosses the street isn't legislated in Europe because 1) it wouldn't be practical and 2) we actually believe that most people have enough common sense to figure out where and when it's safe to cross.
It's fun to see the evolution from what may have been seen as really freaky accidents, acts of nature, or just sheer human stupidity and occasional waterbending in the first movies, to what now seems like ghosts just moving things around to make people dead.
Says a lot about how little these writers thought about the script and how 1-dimensional the characters are that they are just calling these two characters "Racist" and "MILF"
EFAP movies is slowly becoming my favourite format, over the regural EFAPs. However I would never want the regural EFAP episodes to stop, we need that long, juicy content.
@@baseddugalle1838 I mean, there is a lot of terrible media that's getting pumped out constantly, and unfortunately good portion of it comes from famous and beloved franchises... So it's kinda hard not to talk about them.
@@baseddugalle1838 Coverage of BCS is going to be a challenge, it's a great, complicated show so it's probably going to require more than one episode to do it justice, maybe even a whole mini series. + They have 2 or 3 other shows to cover already.
Lmao "this is just America." That's right. Every day we live in America is a constant dance with death. You guys keep saying it's unbelievable, but just today I saw my best friend whose name was just "best friend" get pushed through a chain link fence after a wacky set of seemingly deadly coincidences. The laugh track did seem a bit odd, but I assumed that was just a bald eagle flying overhead doing it's signature call.
The worst part about that construction site explosion is that they didn't need the barrels of explodinging macguffinite, fine sawdust or grain in the air is actually highly explosive and grainaries explode frequently from dust explosions. The smarter way to do it would just have the fan turn on, atomize the sawdust and find a spark, but the writers aren't smart enough to have thought of it and had to rely on magic exploding barrels again. Also I had a hunch that the budget was larger due to not being filmed in Vancouver and I was right, it was filmed in New Orleans instead.
When YMS mentioned a mass killer event but then someone mentioned that it doesn't work if the deaths aren't accidents, that gave me the idea that it IS a mass murderer event except that the people keep dying by accident just before the killer can get them and eventually he's just like "WTF!". But then, it turns out that the killer is the one who gets the vision, so the movie is the killer and Death competing to try to kill the people he was after throughout the film, rather than him trying to save them.
I'm gonna admit. This movie actually scarred me and gave me a fear of pools and escalators. I legitimately avoid both to this day, and if i have to use an escalator i suddenly get anxiety. It was my first Final Destination, saw it in theaters and I was like 9 or 10. As an adult I'm kinda embarrassed that these stupid implausible deaths affected me so much and that i still get anxiety around those things.
@@2ndlegend125 well, not to ruin your life, but there are videos out there of people's shoes/pants/hair getting stuck at the end and... yeah -_- But you're totally fine lol 👍
Jay made an amazing joke and no one reacted. Someone said "we have no racists and no milfs" and Jay said "wait till the next movie when they have a racist milf... WAIT ITS KAREN!"
It's hilarious when you realize that *none* of the characters aside from the main four have *any* names aside from a single word descriptor. Also, the cowboy *survived* the accident, he never left before it happened. Why the fuck did death want to kill him?
This EFAP movies arc is the only reason I realised this wasn’t the first movie. I watched the first scene a few years ago, and assumed the lack of a number in the title meant it was the first one. When these videos started coming out I was very confused about the lack of cars in the first movie, then I made the connection
I also used to think this. I also used to think that these movie were just a collection of scenes were the audience is supposed guess how the person is going to die, I had no idea there was a story.
You guys were correct, the Racist's death scene felt like something straight from another tale, namely Breaking Bad or (even more so) Justified. Fun fact - both actors, Justin Welborn and Mykelti Williamson - would play recurring parts in Justified years later.
Depends on the car, but top gear did a couple challenges with cars filled with water. Some are better than others, but none were able to be filled above the level of the windows.
Cthulhu: "I make people lose their sanity" Satan: "I make people sacrifice other people for me" Death: "I caused some guy to get sucked ASS FIRST into the pool drain"
The stone thing actually nearly happened to me once. My dad was mowing the lawn and I was inside my room standing at my desk doing something. and next thing I know is I hear a pop and crack. I get spooked and jump a bit seeing what happened thinking my pc just blew up. next thing i know is I see my window cracked with a pebble stuck inside of it. From the look of it it would have hit my head if not for the window being there.
I thought with the final destination films it was just more of a coincidence that these events happen and then because the main characters get the vision and leave and miss their original death then Death comes in and kills them in different ways. Now it seems like death itself does too much to cause these accidents to happen. A plane exploding like in the first is more believable if there are issues with the plane, a screw becoming unscrewed for no reason other than to kick off the scene is just strange
The problem with these movies is that, outside of 2, they just made it so there's no way to win. It removes the tension when all the characters simply are doomed to die and you can't stop it. You need to have some kind of rule that lets them have a chance.
I've heard the pool intestine story before, too. Came to me as part of a series of stories about nasty endeavors to bust. The guy was at the bottom of his pool "pearl-diving", using the suction of the filter on his backside to assist in attaining the nut, and when he realized he was stuck he panicked. He managed to pop himself off, but in the process his intestine got sucked out through his bum and caught in the suction/machinery. He ended up having to cut himself free to escape, and actually survived if memory serves. As for the dangers of a car wash, no, the spinning brushes aren't that much of a threat. If anything were to be a hazard to you it would be the wash chemicals and noise from the blowers, and neither of them would be immediately lethal. You might go blind if enough gets in your eyes and you don't rinse them out and get medical attention, or need to get your stomach pumped if you accidentally ingest it, but otherwise the worst you would get is probably just a rash. The blowers would only be a threat to your ears, they get super loud. On top of that, at least at the wash I worked at, there was always someone at the terminal linked to the cameras in the wash tunnel, and if they saw someone's window open, let alone their whole head sticking up out of their sun roof, they'd stop the wash and most everyone nearby would run in to help. Unless the one I worked at was staffed by nutters. Not impossible, one of them broke his back trying to lift a car back up onto the guide track. They were good people.
2:21 "Genuine question: What would you guys pick if you wanted to do your opening big death scene? What would it be?" NASA rocket launch suffering a catastrophic failure and comes reigning down on people that came to watch it lift off. It would be utterly ridiculous, improbable, and over the top. That, or, if I had to do something more realistic, then something akin to 2003 The Station nightclub fire.
I like that. Since they referred to it in the 3rd, I still think having a Final Destination 9/11 would also work. Just some people escaping the buildings prior.
Why do movies think that fire sprinklers are also smoke detectors? The sprinkler itself is just a sprinkler... the detection of smoke and/or fire is handled by a separate device that then triggers the sprinkler to do its sprinkling. It would be completely unsafe to have an electric system built-in to a water dispensing device. Nobody would do that! Oh, wait... I guess it could happen... 4 movies in a row even.
The drain pool thing is why Jonathan Edwards, former presidential candidate, became a famous attorney in the US. A girl got stuck to the drain, didn't die though, did pull her intestines out, permanently disabled.
To Rags’ comment at the end of the ep. Something I like about the saw movies, particularly the first few, is that the traps/puzzles people end up in typically relate to their personality/wrongdoing
Actually it somewhat makes sense that you vomit blood from being crushed... literally pressure increase after all and everything got ONE easy exit... up and out.
Well the more likely result is that she probably bit her tongue or cheek from the sudden pain. It’s why surgeons and field medics put a leather belt in someone’s teeth in days gone by.
I've had my shoelace caught in an escalator because I was a dumb child. It tore at the aglet. Looked jank but death didn't then come follow me for years...to my knowledge!
The suicidal guy gose to prison and trys to kill himself by picking fights, but then he ends up killing all those who challenge him, and then the film just turns into Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. ... hey guys i gotta EFAP Movies recommendation for ya!
I remember shortly after I got eye surgery I was able to experience my first 3D film without having to wear normal glasses... still hurt my head watching, but at least it was crystal clear! I'm glad that movies moved away from going 3D or nothing, as 3D movies seem to have an abnormally higher rate of triggering migraines in people that suffer from chronic migraines. Also I'm cheap and don't want to pay 50% more for the ticket...
*Shopping mall during a holiday charity event.* Building in disrepair, huge crowds of people piled onto a mid-level platform exceeding its intended occupancy. A water pipe bursts, the supports give out; suddenly the deck +80 people collapses sideways onto shoppers below and into nearby shops, taking displays and hanging shit with it. And for the rest of the movie I'd explore the theme of _culpability._ Some deaths are maliciously crafted by a person, some deaths are simply due to negligence but were _completely avoidable;_ and some deaths are so unpredictable and undeserved that there's just no meaning in it whatsoever. All of this with the MC starting to feel like they're responsible for the lives of the death-ees even though none of this is their fault. Final Destination is a goldmine of exploring survivor's guilt, how to deal with your own mortality and fear thereof, and the confusion that happens after tragedy. As someone who grew up paranoid of elevators I find this under-explored.
"I'm looking for a certain bra. it's gold, 38 DDD. that's three D's." "I realize that, thank you." (turns to the camera) "everything about him was 3D."
For the last year the only thing holding my cieling fan is the cord. If the cord is reinforced and anchored properly, that’s fine. It doesn’t move at all.
01:05:16 - "I'll just put this fire over here with the other fire" :D Also, this place is under construction with tons of oil and gasoline that... y'know what, WHY does construction need oil in these quanitites? And yet the sprinkler system is totally set up? Also, when they find him nailed to the wall there, they will totally suspect him to have started the fire. Also-also, water does not extinguish flaming oil at all.
This film might have been the highest grossing, but because its budget was much higher than the others, it didn't actually make more money than the others in that context, it's the second least profitable. The least profitable one was the second film, and the most profitable one is the first film. Edit: That being said, it did still make 4.65 times more than the budget, the first film made 4.9 times its budget. So all of the films were WILDLY profitable films compared to how much it cost to make them.
@@capthavic Many people don't know, but marketing is included in the total budget and is considered when looking at the profit margin. It's easy to determine if a film was successful on your own too. The industry standard to determine if a film is successful is to take its worldwide gross and divide it by the budget. Anything more than 2x the budget is considered a success, and each multiple above that is another factor of success. Edit: Source, I was a film student.
This should have been sold as a comedy. Say what you will about the previous movies but they tried to be horror, this is such a parody of itself it's hilarious 😂
When main character walked to his girlfriend in the movie theater at 1:01:08 he looked like he was making the motions of moving, but forgot to look human.
I'll be honest I'm more afraid getting a haircut then going to the dentist. Dentist perfectly calm, was awake when they pulled out my wisdom teeth no issue. Scissors near my ear slight panic.
I have premonitions of taking shits, then having to take them again. They're called my dreams lol. I also woke up trying to eat my pillow recently. I thought that brownie was really tough...
If I had to make a Final Destination movie, my starting incident would probably be a whole apartment complex blowing up because of a gas leak or something.
@@PresidentScrooge oh thats devious, I like that. And considering 9/11 is in the lore, they probably could get that to work, and use the picture with the shadow on the building as the poster or something.
@@PresidentScrooge oh no I agree. I just had the thought of "this would definitely be controversial" and it honestly would fit with the story since it was there at one point.
So fun fact: the beginning premonition scene, specifically when the flaming car hits the cowboy man, was a practical effect. They had the body of the race car mounted to a green screen rail and shot it practically. But they also shot it with native 3D cameras, and with that paired with the shitty vfx layered on top of that practical car, it just makes the whole thing look terrible.
These writers do not understand that the human body - well, all vertebrates bodies - are a tad more resilient than this. A flying tire would not cut someone in half. Crush some bones, yes, but not tear them in half. :D
"I swear to God I can make a montage at this point." Someone please do. Compile all of Rags' Biden moments so we can show them to a neuropsychiatrist for study.
The thumbnail must be an orange Biden with dog ears and pixel sunglasses.
The tism he’s been subjected to must have something to do with it. I’m pretty sure this is a more recent thing for him, I don’t remember it ever happening earlier on.
Poor pupper is getting up there in years
Does anyone remember which video where Jay and crew figure out that they can just convince rags of anything?
And this was _a year ago_
"73 unnamed people, local celebrity Mrs. Racist, and a unknown number of dolphins died today when a race track mysteriously exploded. Main characters are believed to have survived. "Honestly I wasn't really trying this time" admitted a harried Death, "I was sort of distracted playing around with the 3D. Lots of pointless spikes, it looked cool". Mr. Death, whose business has recently been under fire for multiple lapses, went on to say "I'm doing my best. Has anyone seen my pigeons? My rat, perhaps?"
Was Death hired by Asylum Films recently, per chance?
"In breaking news,after a slew of recent controversies and diminishing results,the abstract concept of Death has been purchased by Elon Musk. Vowing a complete overhaul of the operation, Musk has fired 75% of all reapers. When asked for comment,spokesmen for Anubis revealed "Hey,at least they paid out my contract,I'M RICH BEEYOTCHS! I'M TAKIN MY ASS TO CANCÚN!!"
@@benjamingrant5970 75% automatically better
The dolphins are what’d killing everyone
Do you think this Death is like a week away from leaving Death Inc. And that's why they just didn't try
I love how at the "two weeks later" he smugly says "it pays to be safe man" to the construction worker and then proceeds to immediately jaywalk in the Final Destination universe
Remember back in the first movie where when someone dies we actually see the aftermath and people's horrified reactions and grief. None of this "oh, they're dea- OK NEXT SCENE" bullshit
Unfortunate fact: much like 2011's The Thing, there were some practical effects filmed for this movie, but they replaced it all with CGI.
Was the practical effects just bad or what?
What justified the cgi?
I'm not sure why they replaced it with CGI. If you look at some of the behind the scenes for these films, you see some practical things being done, but the final product shows mostly CG.
Seemed like around mid 90s and late 2000s there was a phase when after a break through or advancement in CGI, a lot of mediocre filmmakers that just abuse the availability of it all at once.
@@CameronFulbright odd
I'm convinced the Final Destination movies take place in a universe where humans aren't actually resilient and are, in fact, made of paper mache and jelly. How does someone get diced by a chain link fence?!
The fence would clearly just fall over. Or the chains would separate from the poles. There's no pressure holding the chains in place sufficient to slice open a human.
Chain?
I don't think it's possible. If you were throwm in that velocity, your body would probably break the fence.
Where people can get killed by car wash squeegees.
I've had friends who have ridden through car washes on the outsides of their cars and didn't get a scratch. They were just really cold afterward.
@@bad-people6510 What nasty mf decides to bathe in a car wash
I wonder if Death has an intern. think about it, the whole thing sounds like the intern screwed things up, tried to fix it and things get more and more out of controle. And he has to hide all of it from the boss who comes every half year, thats why there is this 6 month vacation period where death doesnt kill people
I like this theory a lot! I hope he sees this comment. :)
This one was Death’s B team
The intern is that guy in the office who works very hard at creating a system that allows him to blow off work for as long as conceivably possible. It absolutely hurts the rest of the company in the long run and his co-workers detest him, but his domino-ass killstreaks make him look really good to the higher ups during performance reviews
I'm enjoying the idea that the intern is Grim from Billy and Mandy.
So... It's actually a cringe comedy about an incompetent intern, but we're just seeing it from an alternate perspective? Yeah- I could buy that.
I would like a Final Destination Movie, where the premonition character dies like halfway through and the other people need to figure stuff out from what he told them and everyone is super paranoid, because they dont have any idea what could be happening
That's a good idea
Main character is an actual medium or someone who is familiar with the supernatural.
There's another character who says he's also a medium as well but he's a fake, once MC dies everyone relies (or goes against) the fake medium as he gets more people killed and Death is like "wow you're doing my job for me!"
My brother worked on this film's VFX (he also worked on Avatar that same year - and Snakes on the Plane some years earlier...).
It was a lesson on how the VFX industry gets a bad rap courtesy of horrible directorial input.
They would basically make versions of these shots that somewhat followed the laws of physics...but the director would always shoot them down and demand shit like: "I want this to bounce this and that way to then shoot at the screen and then-and then...."
They wasted so much time and energy trying to reason with the director, but ultimately he's the client.
This is probably just a me thing but
Did a director ever give the VFX artist a heads up before getting started with the VFX of certain directions like
“Hey just heads up but we’re going to play a bit loose with the psychics might get a bit goofy just letting you guys know” or is it always “HEY DO THIS THING INSTEAD”
I’m just curious
Also sorry about your brother VFX suffering
Every time a driver is scared/distracted in these movies: "I'M GONNA TAKE AS MANY AS I CAN WITH ME!!!!!"
This is the movie where a character is credited as "Racist"...
Is that better than WW84 having "Handsome Man"?
His full name is Racist Billy-Bob McBubb, named for his grandfather, Racist Worthington Horace McBubb, Esq.
At least racist is descriptive of a character trait and not just physical appearance?
At least the racist didn’t get raped like the handsome man.
@@nont18411 true, and it's handsome guy, what little name he has let's at least get it correct.
Handsome Man was horribly victimized by the film, so that's worse. But racist actually had a name in the movie they just forgot to put it in the credits which is also worse.
Do not forget about every one he saved in the movie theater, now they are on Death's list.
death should just stop. Every time somebody dies, there's a minimum of like 5 other people who get injured.
Or maybe that's how it started. Death originally meant to only kill 1 person who really pissed him off 10 million years ago... but every time he kills a person 2 others end up on his list.
Fun fact, the famous dolphin noise is actually just a pitched up kookaburra. This means that this movie takes place in an alternate universe where Australians speak like Americans.
Where America never won their independence, so it wasn't just Virginia and Maryland that started as convict colonies... It was the whole place... And somehow kookaburras were also there.
An alternate world where the great Emu war was won, weakening the force that held the kookaburras in check.
@@TyrDrum Mass chaos would ensue... with Joker-esque kookaburra laughter ringing out across the world...
Like in the Lethal Weapon films?
LOOOL for reals?
That guy literally had 2 tries at preventing the cinema exploding and he never tried to call the fire fighters or trigger the fire alarm.
It looked like he pulled it but it mysteriously didn’t work
@@UmbraMan1 I thiiiink because it was damaged or disabled...but I don't know why in tge hell that would be without closing half the area down.
@@TheFatalcrest The second it stops working there would be a signal letting someone know that it wasnt working and would send someone to fix it
@@joanjorge566 xD I guess in this world that's turned off too
@@TheFatalcrest Death made the repair person get stuck in traffic
I love that the franchise has finally reached a place where death is using the WIND to turn on a FAN.
A final destination movie where the main character knows about the people dying in order so he tries to kill himself to save the others. However, every time he tries to kill himself he starts the sequence of events that leads to the death of the others.
I don't know if that would be horrifying or hilarious, perhaps both.
That sounds more like a comedy. 😅
Viewer: "Those boys saw their mom get killed. They're going to be traumatized forever."
Death: "Fuck them kids."
The people around everyone who died in these movies seemed way more apathetic than the last movies, anyway
It feels like the people in these movies get over seeing their friends and loved ones die in horrible ways very easily. Psychologists must be out of a job in this town
Also, aren’t the boys supposed to die too? Because they also left the stadium thanks to the premonition.
@@nont18411 I think the boys actually got out with their father in the original premonition. Their mother got separated from them by the crowd. They survived, but she didn't.
Death doesn't discriminate. Kids can die too.
Agent: Hey man, Ive got an awesome new role for you in an established franchise
Man: Great! Is it a named role?
Agent: Yes, you'll play a guy called Milfs and your surname is Husband.
“…Where do I sign?”
"The name's Husband. Milfs Husband."
“You really thing so?” :D
Wait, I misunderstood the joke. Disregard my comment.
It's a crime they don't do EFAP movies more often.
I second this.
Think of the poor editors.
@@denkerbosu3551 MEME HAD HIS CHANCE!
My friend I have been lobbying for this very thing...
pretty sure they do. I think they have a decent backlog. What they need is more editors.
I seriously doubt a ceiling would collapse under a bath just because said bath was filled with water. Because usually, baths every day ARE filled with water, AND a human is put into them too! :)
When Final Destination 4 commits to racist characters more than ANYTHING made about racism today.
59:03 - It would be hilarious if in the middle of one of these convoluted Rube Goldberg puzzles suddenly the construction guys would come back and be all "geez look at all this mess, you guys should properly secure the equipment next time!" and just set things back, while Death annoyedly snaps his boney fingers and walks away.
Fun fact, most of the car crash scene is practical. If you look at behind the scenes footage for the film they actually had practical setups for all the opening deaths, they even had a car flipped on its side attached to railing to mimic crashing. So what the fuck happened?
Nascars have actually leapt into those fences before and the fences have caught the whole car.
Recently on Indy 500 a wheel flew off and almost into the crowd
Death, step aside- there's a new villain in town, and his name is "THREE DEE"
His name is “Racist”
Main character with hand in cast: "Pays to be safe, man. Trust me."
Also main character with hand in cast: *immediately jaywalks DIAGONALLY across the street*
Jaywalking isn't dangerous, in fact it's not even a crime in most countries. People do it all the time over here.
@@BlueAxeRacer That's right! I've heard that if you're jaywalking and a car hits you, the car just bounces right off you. It's something to do with the 'angle of impact' or something. Try it and see for yourself. It's 100% true! :)
@@atomicdancer I didn't say that crossing the road isn't dangerous, but making sure that you are seen as a pedestrian isn't a legal responsibility because you can't make drivers look out for you.
@@BlueAxeRacer didn't you though? In your original comment, you said very definitely that Jaywalking isn't dangerous without any qualifiers that would clarify that you were talking about how specifically jaywalking isn't any more dangerous than crossing the street or whatever you were trying to get at(also if I did screw up what you were trying to communicate please do clarify what you meant as I am genuinely curious). I also do disagree with you that it isn't more dangerous because intersections where you are supposed to cross are often where people(like drivers) often do slow down and look around to avoid hitting others and thus they are more likely to notice you as you try to cross the street.
@@caseywensnahan3543 I didn't say it was less dangerous than using designated crossings, but it's often no more dangerous than using designated crossings. The point is that how one crosses the street isn't legislated in Europe because 1) it wouldn't be practical and 2) we actually believe that most people have enough common sense to figure out where and when it's safe to cross.
Mauler wears GLASSES! the image of his face is slowly developing
I hear he has a handlebar mustache & orange hair
He used to have facecam way back in the day
@@thoronbarlol yeah and there is footage of that in his oldest critique videos.
@@thoronbarhis face was a camera??? 😮
1:04:23 The protagonist cannot disrupt Death's design, if you disable his hand.
Damn that's good.
It's fun to see the evolution from what may have been seen as really freaky accidents, acts of nature, or just sheer human stupidity and occasional waterbending in the first movies, to what now seems like ghosts just moving things around to make people dead.
Says a lot about how little these writers thought about the script and how 1-dimensional the characters are that they are just calling these two characters "Racist" and "MILF"
That dolphin sound always reminds me of Spongebob's sentence enhancers.
38:44 Pretty sure he did, Rag''''s.
EFAP movies is slowly becoming my favourite format, over the regural EFAPs.
However I would never want the regural EFAP episodes to stop, we need that long, juicy content.
I wish they'd stop constantly talking about terrible media, where's the fucking BCS coverage...
@@baseddugalle1838 I mean, there is a lot of terrible media that's getting pumped out constantly, and unfortunately good portion of it comes from famous and beloved franchises... So it's kinda hard not to talk about them.
@@baseddugalle1838 bcs?
@@HerohammerStudios Better Call Saul
@@baseddugalle1838 Coverage of BCS is going to be a challenge, it's a great, complicated show so it's probably going to require more than one episode to do it justice, maybe even a whole mini series.
+ They have 2 or 3 other shows to cover already.
Lmao "this is just America." That's right. Every day we live in America is a constant dance with death. You guys keep saying it's unbelievable, but just today I saw my best friend whose name was just "best friend" get pushed through a chain link fence after a wacky set of seemingly deadly coincidences. The laugh track did seem a bit odd, but I assumed that was just a bald eagle flying overhead doing it's signature call.
I love how Rags was actually paying attention this time but they still had a laugh about it
The worst part about that construction site explosion is that they didn't need the barrels of explodinging macguffinite, fine sawdust or grain in the air is actually highly explosive and grainaries explode frequently from dust explosions. The smarter way to do it would just have the fan turn on, atomize the sawdust and find a spark, but the writers aren't smart enough to have thought of it and had to rely on magic exploding barrels again.
Also I had a hunch that the budget was larger due to not being filmed in Vancouver and I was right, it was filmed in New Orleans instead.
When YMS mentioned a mass killer event but then someone mentioned that it doesn't work if the deaths aren't accidents, that gave me the idea that it IS a mass murderer event except that the people keep dying by accident just before the killer can get them and eventually he's just like "WTF!". But then, it turns out that the killer is the one who gets the vision, so the movie is the killer and Death competing to try to kill the people he was after throughout the film, rather than him trying to save them.
You can have it so that he sees the deaths before they happen, he goes crazy, and tries to prevent his own death by killing everyone else
@@MilkT0ast Yeah, something like that.
Tucker and Dale meets Final Destination. I like it.
It could be Jean Grey, telekinetically manipulating stuff. Nobody would notice.
That would be an interesting twist.
I'm gonna admit. This movie actually scarred me and gave me a fear of pools and escalators. I legitimately avoid both to this day, and if i have to use an escalator i suddenly get anxiety. It was my first Final Destination, saw it in theaters and I was like 9 or 10. As an adult I'm kinda embarrassed that these stupid implausible deaths affected me so much and that i still get anxiety around those things.
It's okay man - those of us that are slightly older are still petrified of empty water bottles on the floor of cars 🤣
@@gingeranagram2467 I actually find that reasonable cuz that could happen. There's no way in hell I can be crunched by an escalator.
@@2ndlegend125 well, not to ruin your life, but there are videos out there of people's shoes/pants/hair getting stuck at the end and... yeah -_-
But you're totally fine lol 👍
Yeah don’t look up chinese security cam videos of people being swallowed by escalators
@@_e1i why did you have to tell me about this?
Jay made an amazing joke and no one reacted. Someone said "we have no racists and no milfs" and Jay said "wait till the next movie when they have a racist milf... WAIT ITS KAREN!"
28:50 FYI
It's hilarious when you realize that *none* of the characters aside from the main four have *any* names aside from a single word descriptor.
Also, the cowboy *survived* the accident, he never left before it happened. Why the fuck did death want to kill him?
This EFAP movies arc is the only reason I realised this wasn’t the first movie.
I watched the first scene a few years ago, and assumed the lack of a number in the title meant it was the first one.
When these videos started coming out I was very confused about the lack of cars in the first movie, then I made the connection
This is why Hollywood needs to title there films better
I also used to think this. I also used to think that these movie were just a collection of scenes were the audience is supposed guess how the person is going to die, I had no idea there was a story.
You guys were correct, the Racist's death scene felt like something straight from another tale, namely Breaking Bad or (even more so) Justified.
Fun fact - both actors, Justin Welborn and Mykelti Williamson - would play recurring parts in Justified years later.
Such a good show.
Depends on the car, but top gear did a couple challenges with cars filled with water. Some are better than others, but none were able to be filled above the level of the windows.
And that was using multiple fire engine hoses
Mythbusters should have looked into this as well.
I was hoping you’d find a way to keep Tony Todd in the thumbnail😔 whips & chains✊🏿
He went from whips and chains to whips and chaaaaaaaaaiiiins. 🎵
How did we go from whips and chains to whips and chocolate~
Cthulhu: "I make people lose their sanity"
Satan: "I make people sacrifice other people for me"
Death: "I caused some guy to get sucked ASS FIRST into the pool drain"
The stone thing actually nearly happened to me once. My dad was mowing the lawn and I was inside my room standing at my desk doing something. and next thing I know is I hear a pop and crack. I get spooked and jump a bit seeing what happened thinking my pc just blew up. next thing i know is I see my window cracked with a pebble stuck inside of it. From the look of it it would have hit my head if not for the window being there.
"Your time's comin', chocolate."
But people like chocolate.
I love Mauler getting paranoid by the intestines drain story
YMS wasn't lying about the drain scene. There was even a law made after Virginia Grahme Baker died.
I thought with the final destination films it was just more of a coincidence that these events happen and then because the main characters get the vision and leave and miss their original death then Death comes in and kills them in different ways. Now it seems like death itself does too much to cause these accidents to happen. A plane exploding like in the first is more believable if there are issues with the plane, a screw becoming unscrewed for no reason other than to kick off the scene is just strange
Well, the first one did have water retreating back under a toilet.
@@EternalModerate but that was afterwards. The initial incident always seemed random
The problem with these movies is that, outside of 2, they just made it so there's no way to win. It removes the tension when all the characters simply are doomed to die and you can't stop it. You need to have some kind of rule that lets them have a chance.
@@TheNoonish or at least the illusion of it
A chess grandmaster could beat this, we know from precedent
I've heard the pool intestine story before, too.
Came to me as part of a series of stories about nasty endeavors to bust. The guy was at the bottom of his pool "pearl-diving", using the suction of the filter on his backside to assist in attaining the nut, and when he realized he was stuck he panicked. He managed to pop himself off, but in the process his intestine got sucked out through his bum and caught in the suction/machinery. He ended up having to cut himself free to escape, and actually survived if memory serves.
As for the dangers of a car wash, no, the spinning brushes aren't that much of a threat. If anything were to be a hazard to you it would be the wash chemicals and noise from the blowers, and neither of them would be immediately lethal. You might go blind if enough gets in your eyes and you don't rinse them out and get medical attention, or need to get your stomach pumped if you accidentally ingest it, but otherwise the worst you would get is probably just a rash. The blowers would only be a threat to your ears, they get super loud.
On top of that, at least at the wash I worked at, there was always someone at the terminal linked to the cameras in the wash tunnel, and if they saw someone's window open, let alone their whole head sticking up out of their sun roof, they'd stop the wash and most everyone nearby would run in to help. Unless the one I worked at was staffed by nutters. Not impossible, one of them broke his back trying to lift a car back up onto the guide track. They were good people.
The pearl diving story is a from a short story by Chuck Palahniuk. Became an urban myth in the early 2000s
I highly recommend checking out Palahniuk reading that excerpt from his book. It’s honestly both hilarious and horrifying in equal measure.
That never happened. Urban legends, like the whole "car vacuum orgasms" thing from the philippines.
2:21 "Genuine question: What would you guys pick if you wanted to do your opening big death scene? What would it be?"
NASA rocket launch suffering a catastrophic failure and comes reigning down on people that came to watch it lift off. It would be utterly ridiculous, improbable, and over the top.
That, or, if I had to do something more realistic, then something akin to 2003 The Station nightclub fire.
I like that.
Since they referred to it in the 3rd, I still think having a Final Destination 9/11 would also work. Just some people escaping the buildings prior.
Wait so death killed like 100 people in the cinema to get to 2 ... WTF
. Mission Complete 😃
That is just efficient, saves him some time later when it would be their time.
This is America, collateral damage is our trademark. The math adds up to me.
Maybe they were all going to die anyway, and Death decided to lump them all in.
There were three pedos, four war criminals, eight abusive parents, five abusive spouses, and the remaining were twitter or tik tok users.
Why do movies think that fire sprinklers are also smoke detectors? The sprinkler itself is just a sprinkler... the detection of smoke and/or fire is handled by a separate device that then triggers the sprinkler to do its sprinkling. It would be completely unsafe to have an electric system built-in to a water dispensing device. Nobody would do that! Oh, wait... I guess it could happen... 4 movies in a row even.
Imagine trying to watch a movie when there's a whole ass construction site on the other side of the wall
The drain pool thing is why Jonathan Edwards, former presidential candidate, became a famous attorney in the US. A girl got stuck to the drain, didn't die though, did pull her intestines out, permanently disabled.
You get taught that when becoming a lifeguard in North Carolina
After recently having to go to a workshop safety seminar, the thought of being pulled into a machine like that escalator scares the shit out of me.
You guys ought to check out the Ed, Edd n Eddy sound effects versions of these movies. Your sides will split open!! XD
That sounds annoying. Besides, we've already got dolphin noises on cars
@@HerohammerStudios Actually it makes the series of events more logical if you think of them as Eddy's money-making schemes gone horribly wrong.
To Rags’ comment at the end of the ep. Something I like about the saw movies, particularly the first few, is that the traps/puzzles people end up in typically relate to their personality/wrongdoing
Actually it somewhat makes sense that you vomit blood from being crushed... literally pressure increase after all and everything got ONE easy exit... up and out.
Well the more likely result is that she probably bit her tongue or cheek from the sudden pain. It’s why surgeons and field medics put a leather belt in someone’s teeth in days gone by.
I can’t believe that The Final Destination 4 has more realistic racism than Karen, a movie centered around a racist.
40:00 Pool drains are dangerous because of the massive pressure differential, aka ΔP. The tons of water above you trap you.
The two kids from the lawnmower scene survived btw 👀🤔🤔
Death kinda forgot
they got so traumatized idk how much surviving that actually is 😅
I've had my shoelace caught in an escalator because I was a dumb child. It tore at the aglet. Looked jank but death didn't then come follow me for years...to my knowledge!
The suicidal guy gose to prison and trys to kill himself by picking fights, but then he ends up killing all those who challenge him, and then the film just turns into Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. ... hey guys i gotta EFAP Movies recommendation for ya!
I remember shortly after I got eye surgery I was able to experience my first 3D film without having to wear normal glasses... still hurt my head watching, but at least it was crystal clear! I'm glad that movies moved away from going 3D or nothing, as 3D movies seem to have an abnormally higher rate of triggering migraines in people that suffer from chronic migraines. Also I'm cheap and don't want to pay 50% more for the ticket...
Wow, some of the CGI in this movie is like 90s video game cutscene CGI. In 2009. The year Avatar came out.
*Shopping mall during a holiday charity event.* Building in disrepair, huge crowds of people piled onto a mid-level platform exceeding its intended occupancy. A water pipe bursts, the supports give out; suddenly the deck +80 people collapses sideways onto shoppers below and into nearby shops, taking displays and hanging shit with it.
And for the rest of the movie I'd explore the theme of _culpability._ Some deaths are maliciously crafted by a person, some deaths are simply due to negligence but were _completely avoidable;_ and some deaths are so unpredictable and undeserved that there's just no meaning in it whatsoever. All of this with the MC starting to feel like they're responsible for the lives of the death-ees even though none of this is their fault.
Final Destination is a goldmine of exploring survivor's guilt, how to deal with your own mortality and fear thereof, and the confusion that happens after tragedy. As someone who grew up paranoid of elevators I find this under-explored.
"I'm looking for a certain bra. it's gold, 38 DDD. that's three D's."
"I realize that, thank you." (turns to the camera) "everything about him was 3D."
20:21 - 21:51 this got to be the most absurd and funniest death of the five movies 😂😂
I love the scene where he lectures the construction worker on safety and then crosses the street without looking both ways.
Isn't the story about a guy's intestine being sucked up by the pool drain thing a Chuck Palahniuk story?
It's the backstory of one of the characters in his book Haunted. I always wonder if people are referencing that when they say it really happened.
I think this is the efap movies I have had the most laughing fits during. This will be perfect to put a smile on my face whenever I'm down 😂
Probably the one I kept checking the time code for the most in recent memory
Mulan is definitely up there as well.
The person that got the intestines sucked up in the pool drain is actually the author of Fight Club.
For the last year the only thing holding my cieling fan is the cord. If the cord is reinforced and anchored properly, that’s fine. It doesn’t move at all.
I like how NONE of them talk about the fact that the ambulance driver just seems to disappear after hitting Mr Chocolate.
The characters, Racist and MILF, were the best written characters of that year
So apparently racing cars are dolphin-powered, instead of horse-powered?
01:05:16 - "I'll just put this fire over here with the other fire" :D Also, this place is under construction with tons of oil and gasoline that... y'know what, WHY does construction need oil in these quanitites? And yet the sprinkler system is totally set up? Also, when they find him nailed to the wall there, they will totally suspect him to have started the fire. Also-also, water does not extinguish flaming oil at all.
This film might have been the highest grossing, but because its budget was much higher than the others, it didn't actually make more money than the others in that context, it's the second least profitable. The least profitable one was the second film, and the most profitable one is the first film.
Edit: That being said, it did still make 4.65 times more than the budget, the first film made 4.9 times its budget. So all of the films were WILDLY profitable films compared to how much it cost to make them.
Yeah and gotta take into account things like marketing too which can be massive on their own.
@@capthavic Many people don't know, but marketing is included in the total budget and is considered when looking at the profit margin. It's easy to determine if a film was successful on your own too. The industry standard to determine if a film is successful is to take its worldwide gross and divide it by the budget. Anything more than 2x the budget is considered a success, and each multiple above that is another factor of success.
Edit: Source, I was a film student.
And since it was in 3d not many more people would've seen it the ticket price was higher.
This should have been sold as a comedy. Say what you will about the previous movies but they tried to be horror, this is such a parody of itself it's hilarious 😂
I worked with the girl who does at the movie theater, and she was super cool and nice. All the line cooks were crushing on her HARD.
When main character walked to his girlfriend in the movie theater at 1:01:08 he looked like he was making the motions of moving, but forgot to look human.
I'll be honest I'm more afraid getting a haircut then going to the dentist. Dentist perfectly calm, was awake when they pulled out my wisdom teeth no issue. Scissors near my ear slight panic.
I have premonitions of taking shits, then having to take them again. They're called my dreams lol. I also woke up trying to eat my pillow recently. I thought that brownie was really tough...
if i'm not mistaken, at least 2 of the actors in this movie are in the CW DC shows
I hope one of these Halloween's they do something like cover the Scream movies. 😁
the escalator is broken and has now become stairs, sorry for the convenience.
If I had to make a Final Destination movie, my starting incident would probably be a whole apartment complex blowing up because of a gas leak or something.
Final Destination 9/11edition. Just a bunch of people of people escaping before the planes crash into the building.
@@PresidentScrooge oh thats devious, I like that. And considering 9/11 is in the lore, they probably could get that to work, and use the picture with the shadow on the building as the poster or something.
@@taylorcrawford4387
I mean, that entire franchise is so trashy, might as well go all-out on the trash. Especially as you said: Its part of the lore.
@@PresidentScrooge oh no I agree. I just had the thought of "this would definitely be controversial" and it honestly would fit with the story since it was there at one point.
So fun fact: the beginning premonition scene, specifically when the flaming car hits the cowboy man, was a practical effect. They had the body of the race car mounted to a green screen rail and shot it practically.
But they also shot it with native 3D cameras, and with that paired with the shitty vfx layered on top of that practical car, it just makes the whole thing look terrible.
Yall gotta do an efap movies when the drinkers movie comes out
50:06 "Jussie Smollett over here" 😂😂😂
I completely blanked on there being a Final Destination 3 and I've watched the EFAP movies on it twice. Even now I don't remember anything from it
Nope, it's gone again
These writers do not understand that the human body - well, all vertebrates bodies - are a tad more resilient than this. A flying tire would not cut someone in half. Crush some bones, yes, but not tear them in half. :D
Hey I can technically say I was on EFAP since I was an extra in this movie and the scene made the cut lol
Which scene are you in?
@@rooksclown316 walking around the mall
dayum
Cowboy Guy was this movies Wade. We miss you,man. 😭
EFAP Movies with Internet Historian when?
Although I have no interest in Final Destination, I have always kind of thought that YMS and JLongBone would have great chemistry. 😅
JLB laughing maniacally at death scenes in the background was unsung MVP of the entire series. Adam trailed just behind.
NASCARS & 3D in a Final Destination movie? well, they're officially out of gas.
From the director of the one with actually really good special effects comes the one with the worst special effects.
can't believe amnesia afterbirth stole fear flashes from FD4