Death creates the plane crash to clean up his loose ends from the bridge. Then he creates the pileup to clean up the the loose ends from the plane crash. Death really just fucks up. Gotta wonder if the big opening death events that kick off the 3rd and 4th movies are also death trying to clean up previous fuckups that we just haven't seen.
We saw the theater explosion to kill the final survivors of the Nascar crash, only for the same guy to get premonition both times and the theater one is extra crazy because that's dozens of folks who are now missing their deaths and are going to be subjected to crazy Rube Goldberg Machine deaths with no context at all...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC well, the movies follow people that don't die to a massive "accident" because they heeded the warnings of someone having a premonition (or were otherwise forced/motivated to leave as a result). So considering one guy stopped it from happening rather than him warning people and some of them choosing to leave for the theater, I don't think that one applies as all those people cheating death.
Turns out the only reason people die at all is because Death missed some rando ten thousand years ago and has to endlessly chain together combos to clean up.
@@Keeki95 Except the first Final Destination debunks this notion since no one other than Alex' Goth Girlfriend ended up heeding his warning. The rest got dragged out because of him losing his shit on the plane. So by all means, everyone in that theater is still getting murdered in random and brutal ways. Since they avoided their death.
I think it’s a more general reference to Mothman. The most famous secondary incident involving the moth man was the silver bridge accident in West Virginia which occurred when a suspension bridge collapsed and dropped a bunch of cars and its passengers into the river below I believe something like 30 people were killed that day. Reports of sightings of the moth man were very prevalent after the incident and thus the mothman became an omen of disaster.
I like the idea of Death as an entity standing up in his performance evaluation and screaming, "And if it wasn't for those pesky kids, I would have got them all and beat your highscore, Matt!"
@@daskampffredchen "Help" is pushing it. All he did was give cryptic possibilities that continue to be proven false with each movie. Case in point, the deleted scene from FD3 confirming that the characters from 2 got iced.
To be honest Tony Todd's character just being this weird dude fucking with the survivors of each film for the LOLs makes far more sense than him somehow knowing how to aid them in (and I'm being very generous when I say this since every piece of advice he gives is proven to be false) cheating death again.
So at this point, Death found out that his intern screwed up and tried to cover it all up. now he has to fix it himself, but like every middle manager, he doesnt know how and makes it worse. These interns nowadays are just useless.
31:50 What absolutely kills me about that death is that you'd have to be absolutely brain dead already to go like, "..Oh shit! I've got dust in my eye! Better still do this flip!"
I had the impression that her releasing the pole was accidental, regardless of the reason, I think we can agree it wouldn't have killed her, probably injured and be quite painful, but not killed, not like that.
Yeah my sister is a gymnast and that isn’t something any would do. All would slow down their momentum if something was wrong and just drop down, not flip. Even if the bar screw was starting to loosen, as she slowed down her momentum and it fell out the worst would be she just falls on the mats below her. But no way that would kill her even with the flip. Human bodies are much more durable that that and the power of gravity wouldn’t be nearly enough for her bones to pop out like that.
@@TheGamingAngel18 maybe it could work if they made the scene happen during a competition or something? In that situation, I can imagine someone still trying their best despite getting something in their eye, but during training?? Wtf lmao
I just watched that clip, was surprised by how good he was. Not just much better than expected from a 2000s spoof movie, but actually really, really good.
42:12 when you’ve watched so many cliche movies that you can sync up your trope prediction perfectly with the movie in real time. Godlike, Mauler, simply godlike.
Is it weird that, when it comes to these movies, the film that got the biggest reaction out of me was Karen? That movie reached a type of cringe I didn’t think was possible!
After watching Karen we cannot return to our pre-beautiful, intelligent, socially aware, woke, college educated state. We need a Karen 2 so we can transcend our mental limitations.
I know it was a throwaway joke, but Final Destination movies taking place in different time periods sounds like an amazing idea to me. Imagine if it started with like some Roman woman with her family at the collosseum and she gets a premonition that a chariot crash is gonna happen, saves some people, the accident happens, and shes's like "the Gods sent me a message!" And everyone believes her, in the first 20 minutes and now you get to do all the crazy shit you can think of to kill people in the Final Destination style in period pieces. I think if the series continued, this is better then a reboot
The first Final Destination had an interesting idea with “death” coming after someone after having avoided a death. But as the series went along, it just became too predictable, so they really had to up the antics with “bigger and better” deaths to keep people’s attention.
The Final Destination Franchise is the Smartest Dumbest Franchise. The concept is fantastic and could make for really interesting horror,but the execution is laughable bad. However, I will say the ending of 5 is the closest the franchise came to greatness. It places a lot of focus on the terror of being in this situation. And the take someone else’s life is pretty interesting.
I watched my father die today, now I've just watched you talk about a movie and say the word death every other word and even that managed to brighten my day coming from you.
I think my favorite description of these movies is when Deusdaecon reviewed them all, and described them as taking place in a world of people made out of jelly and breadsticks, and argued that it wasn’t Death killing everybody: it was a Health and Safety Pixie punishing everybody for bad OSHA practices. Edit: the guy everyone called “Wal-Mart” Tom Cruise actually played a spoof of Tom Cruise in one of the Scary Movie films. I think 4, in a scene spoofing when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch
I really really want a movie, where the premonition guy dies after like 2 or 3 deaths and the others have to go from what he told. This movie showed me again, that the formula they use kinda lost its magic. shake it up and show me people going completely crazy, because they dont have even less of an idea than normal protagonists.
I have a film theory. Tony Todd's character actually did defeat death, and is now immortal. However, after being alive for so long, he yearns for death. That's why he hangs out in morgues and at funerals, he wants to be close to death.
Okay Final Destination Spinoff idea. The crew is on a spaceship they jump into a new sector, and soon the ship gets destroyed by some weird accidents, but then it is reversed back final destination style to the protagonist. They immediately believe him, stop the initial disaster, and try to counteract death's weird plots of sabotaging the spaceship, but some of them die in the process. The goal would be to engage the warp-drive so maybe by doing that they would leave death behind. Basically, a lower budget Event Horizon. The name wouldn't have FInal Destination in it.
With the end skit, I honestly believed that those pens were going to magically insert themselves into MauLer's nose and canister holes on his mask, choking him. This is because I know what to expect from a contrived Final Destination kill scene, and the fact my expectations were subverted in such a subversive way is peak kino.
The tom cruise looking guy is actually the tom cruise impersonator from either epic movie or disaster movie or date movie..one of the "insert genre" movies I don't remember and I'm too lazy to Google it
@@CroBro1990 Underworld is a pretty good idea. At least they tried to not make me want to stab my eyes because the CGI in the later films unlike a certain long snek franchise.
I'm pretty confident Mauler's wrong about Lasik not being permanent. When I had mine, they mentioned the possibility that it might need correction in the future, but that was as an edge case rather than the norm. The only thing they said was definite was that normal aging would happen, so eventually I'd need reading glasses.
I find it fascinating that the Frozen movie was brought up, I saw that independently and hated it for a couple of reasons. It's a movie I didn't expect efap to mention. Honestly that kinda made my day
"My glasses, my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" "My glasses, my glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!" Laser eye surgery reminds me of that x-ray machine that errored and nuked people. Also, the US military is taking notes!
Imagine if the laser scene was inspired by this real life accident. Like some hospital managed to get a hold of some therac-1 machine and adopted its code to another with modifications but still retained the error that can kill a character.
I never knew this one existed so i was going in completely blind. i think i like it more than 3 and 4. And i kinda like the plot twist at the end. oh and the return of Todd was nice.
I like 3's whole photo predictions' thing. Maybe it'd nostalgia, but I like the edgy emo kid wanting revenge after his goth gf got nailed right in front of him (pun intended)
I love how all the machines in this universe have "Do not exceed X value" As if a machine to do laser-eye surgery would have the capacity to go to extreme-damage level. They'd have pre-set values and wouldn't be able to go beyond them
Can't wait for a 'Final Destination: Titanic' where a guy prevents the ship from hitting the iceberg, so Death spends the rest of the movie killing 1500 people.
Or why she’d dismount when she can’t see, all they had to do was make the dust or whatever slower so it reached her as she released her grip and it would make sense and be less dumb.
So the problem with killing another person to 'time vampire' them in this franchise is that, if it is not already your time to die, you then will *not* die. Meaning that anyone you kill, you gain zero time from, because that *was* their time to die. If you're unable to kill them, that's because it's not yet their time.
That's why I don't believe that the time vampire thing is actually a rule in this series. I think it's just a way to justify the lack of the "skipping" knowledge gained in 1. Arguably the first dude who died saved the black dude, and the black dude only died after the cycle reset from the plane exploding. No time was truly bought, it was just paranoia that lead to that idea
The ending reminds me of that Robert Pattinson movie Remember Me. The twist is that the entire movie took place in 2001 and he works in the World Trade Center.
I have been in gymnastics my whole life and I have not seen anyone combust the moment they fell from the high bar. Laziest way to kill someone in a gymnastics environment
180 is a "death" number that they made up for the series. It's basically a foreshadowing of death and doom. The number usually shows up three to four times per movie.
What I've learned most from this franchise is that doctors like leaving people alone trapped in dangerous situations while they go screw with dumb crap in the other room
I think that's DasBoSchitt's voice in the intro and he edited this EFAP Movies episode. Cheers, man! That ending was hilarious! Jay: We're all gonna doe in a horrible accident by then... Das: Badly animated 3D R/C car crash and explosions. I definitely died of laughter!
Re: 20:58 and "high winds brought down a bridge" That's actually happened -- the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse of 1940. It's a famous incident in terms of structural engineering. The bridge opened in July 1940 and collapsed in November of that same year. At the time the bridge was completed it was the third-longest suspension bridge in the world. During construction it was found the bridge span oscillated in windy conditions. Several damping measures were tried to reduce the problem but these proved inadequate. The bridge was closed to traffic when the span was rocking too much, so when the span finally sheared away and collapsed into the river below, no lives were lost. You can easily find online newsreel film taken of the bridge span collapse. The cause of the problem was traced to the particulars of its design which made it highly susceptible to winds in ways that had not been anticipated.
Yes, that one is famous, which is why those kinds of colapses don't happen anymore; existing bridges that shared its flaws were either torn down or altered, and bridges biult after accounted for such issues. There are plenty of ways to have a bridge collapse, especially given it was undergoing maintenance, and thus could have something go wrong with that.
"The designers of the bridge didn't thik there'd be people on it." Hey, the Canadian navy almost capsized their first new (1980s) frigate because their simulations assumed that every pipe in the ship would be filled with water. So it's not that crazy.
I remember seeing the trailer for this one in theaters when i was 7 let's just i was a little scared The teddy bear falling made me sad lol Now I'm probably gonna laugh my ass off at the movie
As a Civil Engineer, I am absolutely appalled by the bridge at the beginning. There is literally a 0% chance any design team would design (and be approved by the client) a bridge that would make that event possible. High winds? Seriously? Engineers absolutely account for that. The writers could of at least used a massive earthquake or a freak storm or something. And if there was any chance the construction could jeopardize the integrity of the structure, they would not be allowing people to drive on it. Never.
High winds can absolutely cause a bridge collapse. The Tacoma Narrows Bridge in Washington collapsed in 1940, even though the wind that caused it was only blowing at 35 miles/hour. You can find video of it here on RUclips, it's really quite surreal to see a bridge moving so much. In that case, it wasn't that the bridge was so flimsy it couldn't stand up to 35 mph winds- in fact, it could withstand much more than that- but the wind was basically at the perfect speed to cause the bridge to flutter (think holding a towel out of a car window, it will snap up and down) which just so happened to match the bridge's natural frequency, causing it to oscillate out of control and collapse after about four hours of oscillation. This scenario is different, but the point is- it's not crazy to say a bridge collapsed during construction in high winds.
Thats actually a cool game concept. Youre like devon sawa when he locks himself in the cabin. Gotta avoid death in various rooms and shit. You could format it like an escape room game maybe.
The VR game I Expect You To Die. Not exactly what you mean since you play a secret agent but still kind of that There is also the game Death Coming where you play as Death
I didnt think anyone was gonna comment this but you beat me to it. The jelly human bodies, the people doing things that they normally wouldnt do to get themselves killed, the refusal to narrow down the rules, it all lines up
31:45 I’ve been waiting for the EFAP crews reaction to this death since you announced you were doing the whole series My god what a shit shot that death was… she landed on the god damn mat
32:00 Geez, jelly people is right. I wasn't quite sure what to expect, but when it happened, I just had visible confusion on my face for a few seconds before laughing. She didn't just die, but THAT happened? What??? 😂🤣
Tony Todd going to every funeral and saying "Death" is like this alien dude in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy who travels around in the universe and insulting everyone in alphabetical order
I distinctly remember seeing the trailer for this movie after only having heard of the first one, and thinking to myself, "There were FIVE of these movies?!?!?!"
Yeah, lasik and prk should last most of your life until you're much older and your eyesight gets worse (so you will still need reading glasses). And no, you're not left alone during the procedure. It only takes about five minutes. Go for it, Mauler.
"In early 2011, Tony Todd said in an interview with Dread Central that if Final Destination 5 was a success at the box office, then two sequels would be filmed back-to-back. On August 23, when asked whether he would be directing a sequel, Steven Quale elaborated: "Who knows. Never say never. I mean, it'll be up to the fans. We'll see how this one performs internationally, and if it makes as much money as the fourth one, I'm sure Warner Brothers will want to make another one" " I guess Death finally head enough and decided to kill the franchise too, as well as the characters.
I want a death sitcom where it's revealed that these movies are because of death's team if interns. You have: Real death: rides a pale horse, is the boss who is in charge of the interns. Lost a lot of clout when Christ rose from the grave Speedrunner death: tries to kill as many people as quickly as possible. If something fails, and then is followed up immediately by another attempt, it was probably this death Poetic justice death: is seen by the others as a pretentious prick Cheater death: interacts with physical objects the most. Does things that aren't physically possible And many more!
I got LASIK, and it was explained to me that my near-sightedness was fixed for the foreseeable future, but once I get old, I will still need glasses regardless since that is the point that most people's eyesight naturally worsens. So no, you do not need to get it every few years [Edit: also, the doctor would never leave the room while the surgery is ongoing (in my case, there was a team of people in the room), and they drug you up good beforehand to ease the pain and calm your nerves. A version of this scene where she's high on painkillers would be a lot funnier]
The guy inside the bus at 14:25 would have been falling inside a bus that was already in free-fall. He might have fell down for a little while (as the bus was first slipping over the edge, but by the time he hit the water, there wouldn't have been anything pressing down on him, and he'd just be waiting for the sudden stop at the water's surface. He wouldn't have had his entire body pressed down into the glass like that...
I'm surprised that EFAP didn't point out that at the end of the Lasik eye scene, when the car runs over the eye, there is no place for that car to drive past the scene that way. Look at the shot of the building she falls from in the shot before and compare it to how the car drives through to run over the eye, that car is driving at about 30 mph into a wall
Death creates the plane crash to clean up his loose ends from the bridge.
Then he creates the pileup to clean up the the loose ends from the plane crash.
Death really just fucks up. Gotta wonder if the big opening death events that kick off the 3rd and 4th movies are also death trying to clean up previous fuckups that we just haven't seen.
He is bound to be replaced with a combine harvester soon. The Auditors of Reality are really breathing down his neck.
We saw the theater explosion to kill the final survivors of the Nascar crash, only for the same guy to get premonition both times and the theater one is extra crazy because that's dozens of folks who are now missing their deaths and are going to be subjected to crazy Rube Goldberg Machine deaths with no context at all...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC well, the movies follow people that don't die to a massive "accident" because they heeded the warnings of someone having a premonition (or were otherwise forced/motivated to leave as a result). So considering one guy stopped it from happening rather than him warning people and some of them choosing to leave for the theater, I don't think that one applies as all those people cheating death.
Turns out the only reason people die at all is because Death missed some rando ten thousand years ago and has to endlessly chain together combos to clean up.
@@Keeki95 Except the first Final Destination debunks this notion since no one other than Alex' Goth Girlfriend ended up heeding his warning. The rest got dragged out because of him losing his shit on the plane. So by all means, everyone in that theater is still getting murdered in random and brutal ways. Since they avoided their death.
"If you're going to kill someone go for Betty White, she's not dying anytime soon." -Mauler
crazy how far ahead this was recorded
This aged like fine Scottish beer
Yip RIP Betty White
I was boutta say Jesus bruh how long ago was this recorded
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
That gymnastic death still had better CG than She-Hulk throwing Man-Bull
Death increased the gravity for that one a bit.
At least it doesnt flip and skip in the middle of the animation
And got me way harder
We could’ve avoided this whole movie if Mothman appeared to warn everyone about the bridge
No joke, that would be pretty awesome if Mothman were a character in these movies
Is this a reference to last podcast? Or moth man generally?
I think it’s a more general reference to Mothman. The most famous secondary incident involving the moth man was the silver bridge accident in West Virginia which occurred when a suspension bridge collapsed and dropped a bunch of cars and its passengers into the river below I believe something like 30 people were killed that day. Reports of sightings of the moth man were very prevalent after the incident and thus the mothman became an omen of disaster.
@@seanhavern2384 Aquateam hunger force , moth man
Y'mean Arthur from The Tick?
Such a fascinating franchise with compelling multidimensional characters such as racist and MILF.
And cowboy, the best of them all.
Don't forget MILF's Husband
Don't forget about Girl on Top
Not to forget milfs husband
His name was MILF's Husband.
Say his name!
A franchise about Death working hard to not get fired.
The game Death and Taxes, except its from the perspective of the people not death
Exactly.
I like the idea of Death as an entity standing up in his performance evaluation and screaming, "And if it wasn't for those pesky kids, I would have got them all and beat your highscore, Matt!"
Death's boss been coming over lately with "Hi Death. What's happening? We need to talk about these TPS reports."
@@JayMaverick "If you could, y'know, increase the number of deaths per day to a couple million more, that'd be great, m'key? "
The part where the lady said "What are you, a beggar in a tempest searching for a hand hold?" And death says "There is a tempest in ME!" 10/10
Goddamn it. I can’t stop losing it every time I see a comment referencing that line. ROP should’ve been a comedy show
I clapped so hard when the lady said "yes, but you haven't seen what I have SEEN!" It was also BoNeChiLLinG when death said "it's death'n time"
I am the tempest that is approaching
I cried
Death set off an entire volcano to get Galadriel and it still didn't work. He really is terrible at this, isn't he?
I like to think that Tony Todd was making all those rules up because he got off on giving people false hope.
Well. He did help the guys in the second one
(Even though there is a deleted scene from the third one that says they died in an insane accident)
@@daskampffredchen "Help" is pushing it. All he did was give cryptic possibilities that continue to be proven false with each movie. Case in point, the deleted scene from FD3 confirming that the characters from 2 got iced.
To be honest Tony Todd's character just being this weird dude fucking with the survivors of each film for the LOLs makes far more sense than him somehow knowing how to aid them in (and I'm being very generous when I say this since every piece of advice he gives is proven to be false) cheating death again.
So at this point, Death found out that his intern screwed up and tried to cover it all up. now he has to fix it himself, but like every middle manager, he doesnt know how and makes it worse. These interns nowadays are just useless.
Premonitions are like leaks on Twitter except for horrifying death, and death doxs you and all your friends if you get them
That doesn't make sense. It's a prequel
@HerohammerStudios this was the first fuck up
Wouldn't death be like the CEO??
I'm reminded of that game "Have A Nice Death".
Death: These assholes keep ruining my damn plans... Well, they won't see the alien in Kansa coming.
*FINAL DESTINATION: MAN OF STEEL*
For the cowboy final destination at least one character must get run over by a silent stampede that came out of nowhere
That mental image made my day 😂
Poetic.
“People die at the fair”
31:50 What absolutely kills me about that death is that you'd have to be absolutely brain dead already to go like, "..Oh shit! I've got dust in my eye! Better still do this flip!"
I had the impression that her releasing the pole was accidental, regardless of the reason, I think we can agree it wouldn't have killed her, probably injured and be quite painful, but not killed, not like that.
Yeah my sister is a gymnast and that isn’t something any would do. All would slow down their momentum if something was wrong and just drop down, not flip. Even if the bar screw was starting to loosen, as she slowed down her momentum and it fell out the worst would be she just falls on the mats below her. But no way that would kill her even with the flip. Human bodies are much more durable that that and the power of gravity wouldn’t be nearly enough for her bones to pop out like that.
@@TheGamingAngel18 maybe it could work if they made the scene happen during a competition or something? In that situation, I can imagine someone still trying their best despite getting something in their eye, but during training?? Wtf lmao
Yeah, that's definitely not the intention
The intention was that she got some crap in her face and accidentally let go
The ending was actually very neat.
I can even appreciate the 3d trash all over it in the credits. They wanted us to have some FINAL fun.
Reminds me of that Robert Pattinson movie Remember Me.
Plot Twist: He works in the World Trade Center.
Miles Fisher actually DID play Tom Cruise in a parody movie! :)
Superhero movies
I just watched that clip, was surprised by how good he was. Not just much better than expected from a 2000s spoof movie, but actually really, really good.
also, he does impressions on his own channel
42:12 when you’ve watched so many cliche movies that you can sync up your trope prediction perfectly with the movie in real time. Godlike, Mauler, simply godlike.
Is it weird that, when it comes to these movies, the film that got the biggest reaction out of me was Karen? That movie reached a type of cringe I didn’t think was possible!
What is there even to watch after experiencing that ... thing...
It's all downhill from here.
I like trees as well.
Still got post-watch cringe-flares... Urrrgh..
Karen was just the embodiment of "disgusting".
I personally found that film a lot more entertaining than any of these films, so bizarre, so cringe and unintentionally funny.
After watching Karen we cannot return to our pre-beautiful, intelligent, socially aware, woke, college educated state.
We need a Karen 2 so we can transcend our mental limitations.
I know it was a throwaway joke, but Final Destination movies taking place in different time periods sounds like an amazing idea to me. Imagine if it started with like some Roman woman with her family at the collosseum and she gets a premonition that a chariot crash is gonna happen, saves some people, the accident happens, and shes's like "the Gods sent me a message!" And everyone believes her, in the first 20 minutes and now you get to do all the crazy shit you can think of to kill people in the Final Destination style in period pieces. I think if the series continued, this is better then a reboot
Final destination: mediaeval mayhem would be fun.
Oooooh! You could set it during slavery and bring “Racist” back!
Christian Bale used a Letterman interview with Tom Cruise as inspiration for American Psycho. This guy is that character fusion made flesh.
Are you fucking shitting me?! The EFAP crew jinxed Betty White lol
@@solusmaximus2566 Last Halloween
Just like they did with Wilford Brimley and Me High Cheek Sent Me High!
Just like Internet Historian with Queen Elizabeth!
Wait, when did they mention Betty White?
“she’s not dying any time soon” this was recorded in October. They died in December. EFAP is taking out people
@@BR-dy1ie Hopefully they do Ghislaine Maxwell next.
Don't you just hate it when the acupuncturist accidentally performs acuparalysis?
You got equipped with Needle Cannon.
And THEN they ask you to SLEEP for 30 mins and LEAVE you there... Ugh, its the worst!
The first Final Destination had an interesting idea with “death” coming after someone after having avoided a death. But as the series went along, it just became too predictable, so they really had to up the antics with “bigger and better” deaths to keep people’s attention.
The Tom Cruise looking guy actually played Tom Cruise in Superhero Movie
"I can fly."
Thomas Coast, semi-professional Tom Cruise
Hah, I know he looked familiar.
He's the deepfake Tom Cruise.
Lol!
Maybe the real Final Destination was the friends that died along the way?
Or the people we drove over along the way.
RIP racist man.
Great twist ending when Rich Evans shows up and his laugh combines with Mikes alcoholism to form a super-weapon that defeats death.
I remember in FD2 the director wanted to try and imitate actual human body limitations on death, in FD5 they’re like nah, jelly people
There's no way you can get cut cleanly in half by barbed wire though, 2 still has it's share of bullshit.
This one was ridiculous lol, how she died was hilarious
The bar wire part was ridiculous and I think the Myth Busters tried to launch wire through a ballistic dummy and could get it to work. Point taken.
"I was born with glass bones & paper skin"
I loved the part when Death said "It's finalin' time" and then started destinationing all over the place.
I'm so funny, damn
And I loved the part when I died.
By the way, I like funny people, wanna go on a date and eat some spaghetti?
@@Kernwadi I would love to go on a spaghetti date with you. Where and when?
@@darkbum1510 France, in the middle of winter, that would be very romantic.
WAIT, DOES THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE MOVIE 4 REAL???
I feel like such a 3rd wheel
It appears that we've reached our final destination (hehe)... Which is a shame.
I'm going to miss the Karen franchise.
One of the best EFAP movie endings for sure. Hats off to editor Mr Capital O.
Nah not this time, description says it was Das who edited.
Correction: Mr Dasboshit
Cap edited Karen and the first 3, 4th was Mauler and this one is edited by Das
Throughout this entire series. Metal just laughs through all the deaths.
Germans are scary.
The Final Destination Franchise is the Smartest Dumbest Franchise.
The concept is fantastic and could make for really interesting horror,but the execution is laughable bad.
However, I will say the ending of 5 is the closest the franchise came to greatness. It places a lot of focus on the terror of being in this situation. And the take someone else’s life is pretty interesting.
I watched my father die today, now I've just watched you talk about a movie and say the word death every other word and even that managed to brighten my day coming from you.
Damn dude. Hope you're doing alright.
You'll pull through this, just like you did with everything else before. 👍
My condolences my friend.
My condolences.
Sorry to hear this. My thoughts go out to you and your family at this most difficult of times.
Stay strong brother.
I think my favorite description of these movies is when Deusdaecon reviewed them all, and described them as taking place in a world of people made out of jelly and breadsticks, and argued that it wasn’t Death killing everybody: it was a Health and Safety Pixie punishing everybody for bad OSHA practices.
Edit: the guy everyone called “Wal-Mart” Tom Cruise actually played a spoof of Tom Cruise in one of the Scary Movie films. I think 4, in a scene spoofing when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch
It's probable. These people don't seem to have bones of any kind.
That was a different actor, but he did play Tom Cruise in Superhero Movie
I really really want a movie, where the premonition guy dies after like 2 or 3 deaths and the others have to go from what he told. This movie showed me again, that the formula they use kinda lost its magic. shake it up and show me people going completely crazy, because they dont have even less of an idea than normal protagonists.
Efap movies is one of two things that keeps me on RUclips
what's the other
Maulers long vids?
@@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329 EFAP Minis. The Batwoman ones in particular.
I have a film theory. Tony Todd's character actually did defeat death, and is now immortal. However, after being alive for so long, he yearns for death. That's why he hangs out in morgues and at funerals, he wants to be close to death.
fer real! either that or these all have happened in the same town where he's the coroner.
DasBoSchitt better bring back the ultra cringe graphic in the future. I was not prepared for that moment when it occurred and I was rolling.
Fun fact, the Rorschach man who also looks like Tom Cruise actually played him in a brief scene in superhero movie... he could not fly.
He was the guy who died at the beginning of Kick-Ass right?
I thought it was spoon guy fun now you see me
I thought it was actually Tom Cruise...
Okay Final Destination Spinoff idea.
The crew is on a spaceship they jump into a new sector, and soon the ship gets destroyed by some weird accidents, but then it is reversed back final destination style to the protagonist.
They immediately believe him, stop the initial disaster, and try to counteract death's weird plots of sabotaging the spaceship, but some of them die in the process.
The goal would be to engage the warp-drive so maybe by doing that they would leave death behind.
Basically, a lower budget Event Horizon.
The name wouldn't have FInal Destination in it.
With the end skit, I honestly believed that those pens were going to magically insert themselves into MauLer's nose and canister holes on his mask, choking him. This is because I know what to expect from a contrived Final Destination kill scene, and the fact my expectations were subverted in such a subversive way is peak kino.
The tom cruise looking guy is actually the tom cruise impersonator from either epic movie or disaster movie or date movie..one of the "insert genre" movies I don't remember and I'm too lazy to Google it
Ok I'm back from Google.
His name is Miles Fisher
And it was "superhero movie"
You guys should do the Anaconda movies next.
@@CroBro1990 Underworld is a pretty good idea. At least they tried to not make me want to stab my eyes because the CGI in the later films unlike a certain long snek franchise.
Watch Phelous' reviews. Jon Voight kills more people with his legs in it than the anaconda. :)
I'm pretty confident Mauler's wrong about Lasik not being permanent. When I had mine, they mentioned the possibility that it might need correction in the future, but that was as an edge case rather than the norm. The only thing they said was definite was that normal aging would happen, so eventually I'd need reading glasses.
I find it fascinating that the Frozen movie was brought up, I saw that independently and hated it for a couple of reasons.
It's a movie I didn't expect efap to mention. Honestly that kinda made my day
Go watch YMS's video on it.
"My glasses, my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"
"My glasses, my glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!"
Laser eye surgery reminds me of that x-ray machine that errored and nuked people.
Also, the US military is taking notes!
Wasn't expecting a Johnny Bravo reference today, but I do appreciate it.
X-ray machine that nuked people? Da fuq is that from?
@@mantha6912 Video on youtube: "How history's worst software error weaponized a radiation machine" by Kyle Hill
@@klafsen Sounds like I need to make some popcorn. Thanks!
Imagine if the laser scene was inspired by this real life accident. Like some hospital managed to get a hold of some therac-1 machine and adopted its code to another with modifications but still retained the error that can kill a character.
The suspense bridge just becomes a normal bridge when you already know everyone is going to die, that's why it fell apart.
I love these film series EFAP Movies with reoccurring cast members. They’re brilliant ^.-.^
Howdy Beuwen!!
Happy Happy Spookyween you wonderful floof!!
@@yetanotherspuart3993 Gday Spuart friendo! Don bless you this fine Season ^.-.^
Happy Halloween everyone. Please be safe tomorrow night. Go with your kids of course, keep them out of traffic, check their candy. All that good shit.
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Check your kids candy. I found Guyladriel saying “THERE IS A TEMPEST IN ME” in a Snickers.
I never knew this one existed so i was going in completely blind. i think i like it more than 3 and 4. And i kinda like the plot twist at the end. oh and the return of Todd was nice.
I like 3's whole photo predictions' thing. Maybe it'd nostalgia, but I like the edgy emo kid wanting revenge after his goth gf got nailed right in front of him (pun intended)
The destination so final, it came back 4 times.
When he did the Tony Todd impersonation and said "Start killing people", I laughed out loud so fucking hard.
Imagine THAT being every serial killer's defence... "Tony Todd made me do it! If I didnt, Death would Kill Me!"
@valentinegonsalves7322 "Your Honor, my client had a deep voice whisper in his ear, telling him to rob that bank."
I love how all the machines in this universe have "Do not exceed X value"
As if a machine to do laser-eye surgery would have the capacity to go to extreme-damage level. They'd have pre-set values and wouldn't be able to go beyond them
"Come on... Put yer back into it!"
Death Skywalker, esquire
Can't wait for a 'Final Destination: Titanic' where a guy prevents the ship from hitting the iceberg, so Death spends the rest of the movie killing 1500 people.
That gym scene, are there no spotters? There's no way you'd not look down at where you're going and miss the screw or the water and wire.
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Or why she’d dismount when she can’t see, all they had to do was make the dust or whatever slower so it reached her as she released her grip and it would make sense and be less dumb.
So the problem with killing another person to 'time vampire' them in this franchise is that, if it is not already your time to die, you then will *not* die. Meaning that anyone you kill, you gain zero time from, because that *was* their time to die. If you're unable to kill them, that's because it's not yet their time.
That's why I don't believe that the time vampire thing is actually a rule in this series. I think it's just a way to justify the lack of the "skipping" knowledge gained in 1. Arguably the first dude who died saved the black dude, and the black dude only died after the cycle reset from the plane exploding. No time was truly bought, it was just paranoia that lead to that idea
Final Destination 6:
Someone slips on a banana peel and lands his head... which explodes of course.
Not gonna lie - I like that they ended up on the plane from the first movie.
I actually enjoyed the franchise and like the 5's ending, the commentary is chef's kiss 👌
The ending reminds me of that Robert Pattinson movie Remember Me.
The twist is that the entire movie took place in 2001 and he works in the World Trade Center.
If you haven't seen it, I'd recommend watching the bridge scene but with sound effects from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
You most likely won't regret it.
The log truck in 2 and mall in 4 were done even better! XD
I hole heartedly agree
I was a fan of these films as a kid
It's always great when EFAP shows me that my taste was shit 😃😃
Keep EFAPing guys
Holy shit the “Whammy!” Killed me 😂
I scrolled to find this comment specifically. It was a thing of beauty.
If I blew up an orphanage would that render me functionally immortal or would that be considered part of Death's plan?
I have been in gymnastics my whole life and I have not seen anyone combust the moment they fell from the high bar. Laziest way to kill someone in a gymnastics environment
180 is a "death" number that they made up for the series. It's basically a foreshadowing of death and doom. The number usually shows up three to four times per movie.
Our road crews also like to put their construction ahead signs six miles away from where they're working.
What I've learned most from this franchise is that doctors like leaving people alone trapped in dangerous situations while they go screw with dumb crap in the other room
I think that's DasBoSchitt's voice in the intro and he edited this EFAP Movies episode.
Cheers, man! That ending was hilarious!
Jay: We're all gonna doe in a horrible accident by then...
Das: Badly animated 3D R/C car crash and explosions.
I definitely died of laughter!
Re: 20:58 and "high winds brought down a bridge"
That's actually happened -- the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse of 1940. It's a famous incident in terms of structural engineering. The bridge opened in July 1940 and collapsed in November of that same year. At the time the bridge was completed it was the third-longest suspension bridge in the world.
During construction it was found the bridge span oscillated in windy conditions. Several damping measures were tried to reduce the problem but these proved inadequate. The bridge was closed to traffic when the span was rocking too much, so when the span finally sheared away and collapsed into the river below, no lives were lost. You can easily find online newsreel film taken of the bridge span collapse.
The cause of the problem was traced to the particulars of its design which made it highly susceptible to winds in ways that had not been anticipated.
Yes, that one is famous, which is why those kinds of colapses don't happen anymore; existing bridges that shared its flaws were either torn down or altered, and bridges biult after accounted for such issues.
There are plenty of ways to have a bridge collapse, especially given it was undergoing maintenance, and thus could have something go wrong with that.
"The designers of the bridge didn't thik there'd be people on it."
Hey, the Canadian navy almost capsized their first new (1980s) frigate because their simulations assumed that every pipe in the ship would be filled with water. So it's not that crazy.
This is the most commitment shoe has put into anything.
I remember seeing the trailer for this one in theaters when i was 7 let's just i was a little scared
The teddy bear falling made me sad lol
Now I'm probably gonna laugh my ass off at the movie
Dude Fringy, just let them experience the twist for themselves
As a Civil Engineer, I am absolutely appalled by the bridge at the beginning. There is literally a 0% chance any design team would design (and be approved by the client) a bridge that would make that event possible. High winds? Seriously? Engineers absolutely account for that. The writers could of at least used a massive earthquake or a freak storm or something. And if there was any chance the construction could jeopardize the integrity of the structure, they would not be allowing people to drive on it. Never.
But bridges collapse all the time.
Hence why people fear them. Like flying, it is unnatural to go over water instead of through it.
Joel in Spaaaaccceeee!
(or Jo in Honey)
Love the ending (even though it was not a desert eagle)! 👻
High winds can absolutely cause a bridge collapse. The Tacoma Narrows Bridge in Washington collapsed in 1940, even though the wind that caused it was only blowing at 35 miles/hour. You can find video of it here on RUclips, it's really quite surreal to see a bridge moving so much. In that case, it wasn't that the bridge was so flimsy it couldn't stand up to 35 mph winds- in fact, it could withstand much more than that- but the wind was basically at the perfect speed to cause the bridge to flutter (think holding a towel out of a car window, it will snap up and down) which just so happened to match the bridge's natural frequency, causing it to oscillate out of control and collapse after about four hours of oscillation. This scenario is different, but the point is- it's not crazy to say a bridge collapsed during construction in high winds.
Ugh, I forgot about that Dead Space 2 scene, thanks for conjuring that fucking nightmare fuel up again
Step 1, step inside
Step 2, the screws go in tight
Step 3, stick a needle in your eye
Step 4,
What an amazing journey this has been. This was probably my favorite cast for efap movies
Thats actually a cool game concept. Youre like devon sawa when he locks himself in the cabin. Gotta avoid death in various rooms and shit. You could format it like an escape room game maybe.
so a dont escape like game?
The VR game I Expect You To Die. Not exactly what you mean since you play a secret agent but still kind of that
There is also the game Death Coming where you play as Death
Can we get free bird edits of the final destination opening premonitions?
“Betty white isn’t gknna anytime soon”
I’m sorry how fucking long ago was this recorded?!?
Death Note Live-Action is basically Final Destination 6
I didnt think anyone was gonna comment this but you beat me to it. The jelly human bodies, the people doing things that they normally wouldnt do to get themselves killed, the refusal to narrow down the rules, it all lines up
@@-JaggedGrace- It was like one of the most common talking points back when everyone was beating that horse
31:45 I’ve been waiting for the EFAP crews reaction to this death since you announced you were doing the whole series
My god what a shit shot that death was… she landed on the god damn mat
32:00 Geez, jelly people is right. I wasn't quite sure what to expect, but when it happened, I just had visible confusion on my face for a few seconds before laughing. She didn't just die, but THAT happened? What??? 😂🤣
Yeah, I expect her to land on her neck, not her shattering every bone in her body
As soon as they were on a plane I started begging the screen that this was the same plane from the first movie. I am IMPOSSIBLY HAPPY!!!!!!!!!
It is alright everyone, a sixth one is on its way
"make him explode and then she chokes on his flesh" is the most metal shit I've heard MauLer say
I'm waiting for some 'whips and chains' reference, if that won't happen, I'm gonna be mighty disappointed.
Tony Todd going to every funeral and saying "Death" is like this alien dude in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy who travels around in the universe and insulting everyone in alphabetical order
I distinctly remember seeing the trailer for this movie after only having heard of the first one, and thinking to myself, "There were FIVE of these movies?!?!?!"
Yeah, lasik and prk should last most of your life until you're much older and your eyesight gets worse (so you will still need reading glasses). And no, you're not left alone during the procedure. It only takes about five minutes. Go for it, Mauler.
it can ruin your eyes alot tho
oh yes... "cowboy era". my favourite part of history.
also: switch the boring parts with more engaging stuff. top advice right there
"In early 2011, Tony Todd said in an interview with Dread Central that if Final Destination 5 was a success at the box office, then two sequels would be filmed back-to-back. On August 23, when asked whether he would be directing a sequel, Steven Quale elaborated: "Who knows. Never say never. I mean, it'll be up to the fans. We'll see how this one performs internationally, and if it makes as much money as the fourth one, I'm sure Warner Brothers will want to make another one" "
I guess Death finally head enough and decided to kill the franchise too, as well as the characters.
I want a death sitcom where it's revealed that these movies are because of death's team if interns. You have:
Real death: rides a pale horse, is the boss who is in charge of the interns. Lost a lot of clout when Christ rose from the grave
Speedrunner death: tries to kill as many people as quickly as possible. If something fails, and then is followed up immediately by another attempt, it was probably this death
Poetic justice death: is seen by the others as a pretentious prick
Cheater death: interacts with physical objects the most. Does things that aren't physically possible
And many more!
Miles Fisher is actually the guy who was doing all those Deepfake Tiktoks of Tom Cruise
Karen 6 is by far my favourite in the franchise. It has the good plot of 1 + the amazing deaths of 2
So the plot of Karen and the Deaths of FD1?
I got LASIK, and it was explained to me that my near-sightedness was fixed for the foreseeable future, but once I get old, I will still need glasses regardless since that is the point that most people's eyesight naturally worsens.
So no, you do not need to get it every few years
[Edit: also, the doctor would never leave the room while the surgery is ongoing (in my case, there was a team of people in the room), and they drug you up good beforehand to ease the pain and calm your nerves. A version of this scene where she's high on painkillers would be a lot funnier]
The guy inside the bus at 14:25 would have been falling inside a bus that was already in free-fall. He might have fell down for a little while (as the bus was first slipping over the edge, but by the time he hit the water, there wouldn't have been anything pressing down on him, and he'd just be waiting for the sudden stop at the water's surface. He wouldn't have had his entire body pressed down into the glass like that...
I'm surprised that EFAP didn't point out that at the end of the Lasik eye scene, when the car runs over the eye, there is no place for that car to drive past the scene that way. Look at the shot of the building she falls from in the shot before and compare it to how the car drives through to run over the eye, that car is driving at about 30 mph into a wall
You Brimley-ed Betty White, I knew it was you!