EFAP Movies #52: Spiral: From The Book of Saw

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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  • @TheSteelBastard
    @TheSteelBastard 10 месяцев назад +409

    20:32
    Adum: "Could you imagine hiring someone onto the project that doesn't respect the franchise at all?"
    Everyone else: "Oh, you sweet summer child."

    • @miep3934
      @miep3934 10 месяцев назад +84

      *Looks at
      Terminator
      Predator
      Star Wars
      The Witcher
      Rings of Power*
      ...no. I have trouble imaginating it

    • @trajanthegreat2928
      @trajanthegreat2928 10 месяцев назад +51

      Thank you Wolf for adding in the destroyed franchise clips.

    • @TheSteelBastard
      @TheSteelBastard 10 месяцев назад +48

      Its amazing how Adum is a veritable font for movie trivia, obscure facts, insight, etc. Yet he seems blissfully ignorant in how much Hollywood hates all these franchises, and the people who follow them.

    • @darkpuppetlordful
      @darkpuppetlordful 10 месяцев назад

      ​@TheSteelBastard it's cause he's a media snob with a "robust media diet" so shit like star wars turning to shit because it's creators helps puff up his "I watch indie movies at festivals, I'm better than you" based ego

    • @Screenments
      @Screenments 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@TheSteelBastard He doesn't follow mainstream film as much as the other guys, so it makes sense. The other guys watch those franchises and have deeper connections with them than Adum does

  • @WontStopMeNow
    @WontStopMeNow 10 месяцев назад +186

    Now I want a Saw film where Arnold Schwarzenegger is dressed up as the Saw puppet, coming out on a little tricycle saying, "I want to play a game."

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 10 месяцев назад +34

      "Come on, play me, I'm here!!!"

    • @AsperTheGhost
      @AsperTheGhost 10 месяцев назад +23

      That's how Jigsaw returns. Turns out "It's not a tumor!"

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@AsperTheGhost "girls have a triangle, boys have a spiral" 🤣

    • @mantha6912
      @mantha6912 10 месяцев назад +12

      the suit is really tight on him because it's way too small and the puppet mask barely covers half his face

    • @marcthomas5949
      @marcthomas5949 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@NicTheGreek1979 omg think about it his like off screen watching the victim to stupid to play the tape recorder and he's like
      "Come on it'd right here
      PLAY IT
      COME ON PLAY IT NOWW

  • @LithionR1se114
    @LithionR1se114 10 месяцев назад +160

    Attended a prerelease screening of this movie with special guests Darren Lynn Bousman and one of the writers. Once the movie wrapped up and credits began we were so stunned by the blinding genius before us, we forgot to clap until we slowly remembered that the director was in the theater with us.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 10 месяцев назад

      You're part of the problem if you actually clapped for this shit

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 9 месяцев назад +2

      Did the director pull a Jeb?

  • @sionaramel746
    @sionaramel746 10 месяцев назад +199

    I’ll be honest, Chris Rock does not have the vocal range to do anything other than comedy. He just sounds like a cartoon character 99% of the time which really just keeps him as Chris Rock in any situation.
    You get someone like Robin Williams who could deepen his voice or raise it, but had such immense control at all times which really aided his transition to drama. Even Bill Burr when he is quiet can pull some gravitas out.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer 10 месяцев назад

      Eddie Murphy too. He knew how to change it up if need be.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 10 месяцев назад +3

      I don't know about that, but he certainly doesn't have the talent

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 6 месяцев назад +3

      It's not a vocal range issue because he doesn't suffer from some extremely specific medical condition that impedes him from deepening his voice. It's just pure lack of talent.
      Takes just a bit of time doing some vocal training to find your vocal range, but his default voice has served him well his entire career, why fkn bother working on it when going into entirely different projects am I rite

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 10 месяцев назад +141

    "John Kramer Was Right." He says as he does the exact opposite of what John Kramer's subtle-as-a-brick philosophy is all about because we need to pretend this has anything to do with Saw.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 10 месяцев назад +24

      “John Kramer was right.”
      “Yeah, after she got AIDS.”

  • @Zara-Bari
    @Zara-Bari 10 месяцев назад +178

    Imagine establishing an eight movie pattern where the least interesting thing going on is the time wasting detectives who all pointlessly die at the end of the movie without accomplishing anything of consequence. Now imagine that in the ninth movie you make the detective the only plot line and expect people to get invested.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 10 месяцев назад +37

      Here's the thing, that could've been really cool. A Seven like story following a detective who tracks Jigsaw down. The problem is they hire the most incompetent people do it.

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@jcore0981, even if it were a cool movie, it still wouldn't be a SAW movie. It would be something else.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 10 месяцев назад +10

      @Zara-Bari I mean what even is Saw? It's just torture porn. You can basically make any kind of film as long as you slap some traps in it.

    • @Zara-Bari
      @Zara-Bari 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@jcore0981 , well yes. At this point in the franchise there's really nothing you could do to change the formula that would make it better without making it not Saw. The unsatisfying endings, inescapable traps, the purported lessons people are supposed to learn but get killed anyway even if they learn them, there's really not a redeeming feature to it.
      But it sells, and I'm pretty sure that the selling point has never been waiting for the tech team to show up. You could probably cut the detective portions from a Saw film entirely and nobody would miss it.

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 10 месяцев назад +7

      @Zara-Bari But what I'm saying is you COULD make it interesting. For example, instead of stupidly killing off Donnie, have him be the central focus of Saw 5. The trap parts sucked anyway. It could be him and Strohm teaming up. You could probably get some good character interactions out of it as well. A cat and mouse dynamic could be really cool

  • @realmofloredor
    @realmofloredor 10 месяцев назад +146

    *”This movie has sent me on a downward Spiral. I will now place the Earth in a reverse bear trap”*
    -Jiggypuff- -John Kramer

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 10 месяцев назад +103

    16:48 “He talked to her asshole?!”
    It’s what Big Tongue O’Malley would have wanted, Mauler.

  • @sweetpeaches6955
    @sweetpeaches6955 10 месяцев назад +94

    The new Jigsaw voice sounds like Chris Stuckmann 😂

  • @ImMichaelB
    @ImMichaelB 10 месяцев назад +139

    Hold fast Lads!! We're Spiral-ing towards the end of Spookmus.
    It's been great revisiting this contorted monstrosity of a film franchise.
    I'd like to give a HUGE thank you to Mewbler and Co for keeping this month truly horrific. ❤
    P.s Much love to the editors! Y'all are legends for creating so many quality videos for this month.

    • @harrydubois6619
      @harrydubois6619 10 месяцев назад +8

      I dunno, I think this arc has Spiraled out of control

    • @Markm8
      @Markm8 10 месяцев назад +1

      Its peak moive

    • @unpopularopinions7407
      @unpopularopinions7407 10 месяцев назад +2

      Wolf’s the only editor for this series actually

    • @kreese-yi2nb
      @kreese-yi2nb 10 месяцев назад

      @@unpopularopinions7407 Saw X too? That would be sweet, because it indicates his engagement continuity.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 10 месяцев назад +323

    I can't believe EFAP managed to get ahold of THE Chris Rock for this.

    • @realmofloredor
      @realmofloredor 10 месяцев назад +36

      I heard he was kidnapped by The Jiggler himself.

    • @EpicJasonX9000
      @EpicJasonX9000 10 месяцев назад +15

      All it took was a single slap

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus 10 месяцев назад +40

      "Hello, Chris. I want to play a game - Years ago, you were slapped by well-known actor, Will Smith. Now, it is your turn to experience what it is like to do the slapping..."

    • @johnnycrown5097
      @johnnycrown5097 10 месяцев назад +9

      First time I've ever seen a clickbait in the comment section...

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@johnnycrown5097 I've seen jokes in this manner several times over here.

  • @namecomingsoon9517
    @namecomingsoon9517 10 месяцев назад +86

    I can not take Spiral’s voice serious at all. It sounds like Kylo Ren going through puberty

    • @HolyApplebutter
      @HolyApplebutter 9 месяцев назад +2

      At first I thought it was a bit they were doing.

    • @theclown3967
      @theclown3967 9 месяцев назад +8

      Hewwo Detectwive BadMan.
      I swear to God. Lmao.

  • @AWeirdLisa
    @AWeirdLisa 10 месяцев назад +55

    Crying at how Adam is slightly getting better (somehow) at playing the theme on the recorder/flute each time a new video is out :')

    • @DaKdawg
      @DaKdawg 10 месяцев назад +16

      It's honestly the progression that I've been wanting the most and he's delivering.

  • @jcore0981
    @jcore0981 10 месяцев назад +234

    I absolutely love this movie. It's the only movie to make my dad go, "That was terrible." And he likes Transformers.😂

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 10 месяцев назад +5

      @Amarenamann I mean, he's not really a film guy. He just likes whatever is on.

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 10 месяцев назад +3

      Lol, sounds like my dad. Anything he sees in the cinema is always, "brilliant".

    • @SuperAllelujah
      @SuperAllelujah 10 месяцев назад +6

      I love Transformers but only the first movie

    • @Tundra.
      @Tundra. 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@akashajones6079He sounds like he's just impressed by the concept of a movie generally. He doesn't call them "the pictures," does he?

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 10 месяцев назад +1

      LOL

  • @decepticonleaderstarscream6551
    @decepticonleaderstarscream6551 10 месяцев назад +23

    I've been loving Adum's journey of progressively getting better at playing the Saw theme on a recorder

  • @kyubiiofrage
    @kyubiiofrage 10 месяцев назад +58

    The sweet SWEET irony of Adam saying what he says at 20:34 after that whole EFAP where he was trying to defend his rant against the Critical Drinker.

    • @Tundra.
      @Tundra. 10 месяцев назад +22

      All these recordings are from before that EFAP episode, so he said that, then turned around and insulted Drinker for having the same position some number of months later.

    • @Albacksen
      @Albacksen 10 месяцев назад +22

      It is very hard to separate yms from that travesty of a "debate", but hopefully he realizes he was acting the mickey at some point.

    • @jungkinoid8706
      @jungkinoid8706 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Albacksen Yeah, I really like the guy and his reviews aside from things like that.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 10 месяцев назад

      I don’t really see the irony, I don’t think he ever said this kind of stuff doesn’t happen today just that it always happened.

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva 10 месяцев назад +47

    Gritty Saw reboot that changes the meaning of "reverse bear trap" to a trap that frees bears instead of trapping them. The bears then proceed to maul Jigsaw's victims.

  • @harrydubois6619
    @harrydubois6619 10 месяцев назад +78

    I vote we start referring to the killer in Spiral as Soysaw from now on

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns 10 месяцев назад +9

      Insawl

    • @nand8203
      @nand8203 10 месяцев назад +18

      Not JigSoy?

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@nand8203 I vote that one

  • @DigiMyst
    @DigiMyst 10 месяцев назад +61

    Adum's gonna have a field day with this one

    • @dusky5535
      @dusky5535 10 месяцев назад +11

      I was hoping to hear his hatred leak out lol

    • @denzelcooper3153
      @denzelcooper3153 10 месяцев назад +19

      It’s sad he’s not going to be there for saw x

    • @dusky5535
      @dusky5535 10 месяцев назад

      Really? I wanted to hear his thoughts on it damn@@denzelcooper3153

  • @bigmitchy4026
    @bigmitchy4026 10 месяцев назад +56

    anytime I hear the halo matchmaking countdown beeps I'm like "oh this was edited by Wolf wasn't it"

  • @tunabones5534
    @tunabones5534 10 месяцев назад +36

    Interesting choice to cast Kermit as Jigsaw

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 10 месяцев назад +50

    I still find it insane that they saw the concept of "Chris Rock and Samuel L Jackson as the main characters in a
    Saw film" and thought, "YES! This will be the film that will bring new life into the series."

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 10 месяцев назад +63

    Adam's idea in which some of the Saw movies are canonically movies in the Saw universe makes me think of Wes Craven's New Nightmare, which used the existence of a lot of Nightmare on Elm Street movies as a plot device.

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 10 месяцев назад +5

      Didn't the human centipede movies do that too?
      Oh, no. There's a certain videogame franchise loosely inspired by Saw in which the previous games were acknowledged as being works of fiction in a sequel. This might be a recurring thing.

    • @Modification102
      @Modification102 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@hoonterofhoonters6588I am pretty sure it is the Scream franchise that does it, where prior movies also exist in the series canonically as the Stab moviea

    • @blackdragoncyrus
      @blackdragoncyrus 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@hoonterofhoonters6588 Yes, and I think it's a terrible plot twist in that game, it screamed "we're being meta for the sake of being meta, and because we can.".

    • @jcore0981
      @jcore0981 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@blackdragoncyrusWhat game?

  • @TJK10
    @TJK10 10 месяцев назад +35

    I would describe Zeke’s character performance as “slap-able.”

  • @graboid78
    @graboid78 10 месяцев назад +26

    Spiral is a guilty pleasure for me, it's such a strange combination of styles and genres that's weirdly interesting to me
    Trying to make Chris Rock seem younger by having him wear a backwards cap was just hysterical, several people at my cinema showing started giggling

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 10 месяцев назад +5

      lol backwards cap Chris Rock shoulda had a cool teen conversation with backwards cap Kramer from two movies ago

  • @TheMasterJCL
    @TheMasterJCL 10 месяцев назад +26

    The voice the villain uses in this sounds so much like Broly from DBZ Abridged

    • @ChrisCash720
      @ChrisCash720 10 месяцев назад +5

      Hey Hoffman... what's your powerlevel?

  • @apkaiser96
    @apkaiser96 10 месяцев назад +31

    I literally fell asleep watching this EFAP Movies... I can't imagine how hard it would be to watch the movie itself

    • @theclown3967
      @theclown3967 9 месяцев назад

      It's funny if you're drinking.

  • @resuemannet
    @resuemannet 10 месяцев назад +20

    Having never seen this movie before, there were multiple times I genuinely thought the faux Jigsaw voice was one of them mocking the movie when it started playing.

  • @Chris-th5fl
    @Chris-th5fl 10 месяцев назад +47

    I don't care if you get the best/well known actors in the world. If they told you to not put in tobin bell/jigsaw because they felt they could do something better, I would question that actor as to how you would not want to use the face of the franchise.

  • @undrcovrmallard1463
    @undrcovrmallard1463 10 месяцев назад +41

    One of the many upsides of having Wolf edit these is he can take shots at 343i

  • @jackattacksfilms
    @jackattacksfilms 10 месяцев назад +50

    This movie was the real reason Chris Rock got slapped

    • @hungtotheover3385
      @hungtotheover3385 10 месяцев назад +6

      GOD I LOVE the image of Will Smith walking up to Chris Rock on the stage and him saying, “This is for Saw: Spiral” SLAP 👋 😂

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 10 месяцев назад +53

    The real twist is that in the sequel…
    Spiral 2: Gettin Jiggy With Saw
    …the copycat killer is actually Will Smith.

    • @IamaCosmonaut
      @IamaCosmonaut 10 месяцев назад +14

      It's just Will Smith playing himself and putting Chris Rock on a trap where he is constantly hitting himself in the face. And in order for Christopher Rockinson the II to be set free he has to cut out his tounge so he can't ever insult Will Smith's totally beautiful and wholesome waifu.

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 10 месяцев назад +2

      Take the key to free yourself from this trap OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

  • @harrydubois6619
    @harrydubois6619 10 месяцев назад +21

    I seriously don’t know what they were thinking by making the Spiral killer sound like Gay Tony

  • @Aviak1453
    @Aviak1453 10 месяцев назад +25

    Rumor says Chris Rock got the slap for this movie.

  • @davidmendez3899
    @davidmendez3899 10 месяцев назад +13

    “Game Over” - the Jigginator

  • @bowiehunter
    @bowiehunter 10 месяцев назад +9

    "Hello Dr. Gordon. I want to play a game. Over the last few years, my copy cats have gotten so shit I needed to come back to life. You're the only one in my little circle that's still alive so I put you in the trap."
    -Jigsaw 2024

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser 10 месяцев назад +1

      I get that Cary Elwes wants nothing to do with these films but would it have been so hard to recast him to keep Dr. Gordon involved somehow?

  • @szeltovivarsydroxan9944
    @szeltovivarsydroxan9944 10 месяцев назад +7

    These Saw EFAPs helped me get over some very dark time. It was worth watching just for JLongbones's fantastic outbursts of laughs. Thanks, lads and lady.

  • @chack321
    @chack321 10 месяцев назад +9

    9:38 That will NEVER hold up in court.
    "So you're telling me that your detective was a part of the crime without any official undercover assignment?" - The judge, just prior to dismissing the case with prejudice

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva 10 месяцев назад +15

    Spiral, or alternate title: "You Thought The Previous Movie Was the Worst?"

  • @mattwcook9127
    @mattwcook9127 10 месяцев назад +21

    This one more than the others feels like the Asylum version of Se7en

  • @sparco956
    @sparco956 10 месяцев назад +9

    12:45 Fun fact this is in Canada. This is Lower Bay Station, in Toronto. Its an out of service, loop below the in-service station and is used for storage, testing, and filming MANY movies including Spiral, Johnny Mnemonic, Suicide Squad, and Shazam

  • @davidmendez3899
    @davidmendez3899 10 месяцев назад +42

    all I remember about this movie is that the traps didn’t have that “je ne sais quoi” that made the others fun.

    • @SelfReassuringTitle
      @SelfReassuringTitle 10 месяцев назад +2

      Glass Thrower was fun and the finger trap was memorable, but you’re right the others sucked

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 10 месяцев назад +21

      @@SelfReassuringTitle I think they’re interesting on paper but I think it’s because the build up isn’t there. I feel like the best traps give you enough time to think about what the trap is going to do, how to beat it, and if the person might over come it. these traps barely have those aspects.

    • @Alex_Fahey
      @Alex_Fahey 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@SelfReassuringTitleI think the finger trap could have been great if the guy just had the time to actually survive. As this one was in the movie (and all of the traps really), there just wasn't enough time to actually be the jigsaw brand of trap. They need to have the time to agonize over the choice and waste minutes trying to convince themselves to do what is necessary to survive - stopping and starting many times while trying to get through the ordeal. There is no way this guy had a chance at 'winning' this trap even if he couldn't feel pain and wanted to be fingerless.

    • @denzelcooper3153
      @denzelcooper3153 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@davidmendez3899the traps in this one are lack luster but tbf the killer does just want to kill them

    • @SelfReassuringTitle
      @SelfReassuringTitle 10 месяцев назад

      @@Alex_Fahey I hear you man. I don’t want to spoil Saw X but that problem comes up again, shall we say

  • @PapaAwiz
    @PapaAwiz 10 месяцев назад +31

    1) Mauler's editing is legit god tier
    2) Horse avatar absolutely STOLE this entire video, lmao. So glad I watched this.

    • @SquallLionhart409
      @SquallLionhart409 10 месяцев назад +25

      The editor for this was Wolf and yes.

    • @HermitBlake
      @HermitBlake 10 месяцев назад +8

      "Edited by Wolf"

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 10 месяцев назад +8

      *Wolf's editing.
      Most of these EFAP movies are edited by others iirc, like Meme Repository, and others.

    • @Don11037
      @Don11037 10 месяцев назад

      This was edited by remarkable republican

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 10 месяцев назад +4

      40:41 was the best editing. When Mauler threw Metal's avatar to speak some truth to Rags, I lost it.

  • @NurseToby525
    @NurseToby525 10 месяцев назад +7

    It makes sense that the next natural progression for Chrischan was becoming Jigsaw

  • @bilson7523
    @bilson7523 10 месяцев назад +19

    I wanted to like this movie, the idea of breaking off from the established Saw canon into something that could be an anthology felt like the right way to do this.
    Problem is the wrong people were making this movie.

  • @Nardrasil
    @Nardrasil 10 месяцев назад +15

    How they managed to make it worse than 2, 3 and 8 is quite impressive

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 10 месяцев назад +6

    Nine minutes in, and this looks like it’s a made-for-TV movie.
    The music, the lighting, even the framerate it’s shot in is just so bizarre

  • @markstrone2041
    @markstrone2041 10 месяцев назад +17

    isn't this suppose to be for Sunday?
    in the "The SAW EFAP Movies Arc - Official Trailer," mauler shows the calendar. Ain't this suppose to be on the 29th?
    not complaining though, I'm HYPED!!

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 10 месяцев назад +6

      In some other stream they mentioned moving things around (forget why). Either way, I’m guessing they’re going to do an EFAP on Saw X tomorrow to coincide with this since it already released a month ago and waiting until next week seems like a poor idea. So if I’m right, it lines up perfectly.

    • @MauLerYT
      @MauLerYT 10 месяцев назад +11

      Ahsoka compilation and Alan Wake 2 streams have screwed up the timeline 😢

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva 10 месяцев назад +15

    I love that so far the Saw series was good for like arguably 1 and a half movies lol

    • @harrydubois6619
      @harrydubois6619 10 месяцев назад +4

      1-good
      6-good
      10-good
      5-half good

    • @italyspit5192
      @italyspit5192 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@harrydubois6619it’s more like 1 and 6 are neat, 5 is funny and I can’t speak on ten

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 10 месяцев назад

      @@harrydubois6619 I didn't watch 10 yet, but imo 1 and 6 were both half to 3/4 of the way to good. That's my whole math in the matter.

    • @Sigmundfrued
      @Sigmundfrued 10 месяцев назад

      @@harrydubois66192 is good also

  • @NicTheGreek1979
    @NicTheGreek1979 10 месяцев назад +13

    I can't wait to see how London Lynn's arc looks!!!

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 10 месяцев назад +1

      Is that the (mocked) name? I thought it was Lin Dinlen, lol. I don’t even remember which character that was in reference too. Hard to keep track when the movie’s covered and also you’re watching/listening at high speed.

    • @NicTheGreek1979
      @NicTheGreek1979 10 месяцев назад

      @mrshmuga9 I came up with it a few weeks ago lol, I've not heard it anywhere else tbh!!! 😅

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 10 месяцев назад +14

    I think YMS doesn't like the director of this movie.

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ya think?

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr 10 месяцев назад +32

    I remember watching YMS's coverage of the saw movies years ago and really enjoying it and then he released his spiral video and if I recall correctly he had this bit where he would sarcastically say "remember guys this is NOT saw it's spiral" and I don't know if I was just tired or having a massive autism moment or what but I just heard that obvious sarcasm, it flew right over my head I thought to myself "wait it's not?... Damn, I really wanted to see another saw review" and just clicked onto another video... I don't know how I managed to do that to myself and not realize my error for many years but... oops

  • @Sand_Dolphin
    @Sand_Dolphin 10 месяцев назад +11

    I feel dizzy, like getting slapped by Will Smith while spiraling.
    --Chris Bag

  • @mattjeffers4375
    @mattjeffers4375 10 месяцев назад +11

    I got myself, a friend, another friend and his girlfriend, and another friend and his wife *and* her brother to all come watch Spiral with me in theaters. Now i walk around with my 9mm and check every corner of my home because that's the sin of my life that has earned me my Saw trap.

  • @pieshka4509
    @pieshka4509 10 месяцев назад +11

    lmao they seriously took the spirals on the cheeks of the doll as some grand symbol for change?

  • @milkmancometh149
    @milkmancometh149 10 месяцев назад +9

    Omg that hitler reference with Metal 😂😂😂

  • @rlou4386
    @rlou4386 10 месяцев назад +11

    Hello Chris. I'd like to play a game. Last year you made fun of my lack of hair in an award ceremony.

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- 10 месяцев назад +6

      "KEEP HER NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" - Jigsmith

    • @akashajones6079
      @akashajones6079 10 месяцев назад +1

      Actually, he didn't make fun of her lack of hair. He likened her to another women with very little hair.

  • @darthnihilus1608
    @darthnihilus1608 10 месяцев назад +7

    Spiral? More like downwards spiral!......I'll be here all day

  • @mitrioneworld
    @mitrioneworld 10 месяцев назад +28

    I love when Jigsaw jigsawed all over Chris Rock's face. Really a Jigsaw moment of all time.

    • @colinr0380
      @colinr0380 10 месяцев назад +4

      When he said "It's Jigsawin' time" and then Spiral'ed everywhere, I was shocked.

  • @kaprelesartware
    @kaprelesartware 10 месяцев назад +11

    Saw starring Chris Rock? "Keep Jiggy's name out of your mouth! 🤚" (Will Smith, probably)

  • @Tiltigo
    @Tiltigo 10 месяцев назад +6

    The voice-recordings of the killer seriously sounds like when Mauler puts on a silly voice.
    I legit thought that it was at first.

  • @harrydubois6619
    @harrydubois6619 10 месяцев назад +12

    Man, I forgot how boring Spiral was. Literally all it has going for it is Sam Jackson not trying, and Chris Rock trying too hard and failing.

  • @deterlanglytone
    @deterlanglytone 10 месяцев назад +21

    So... that first trap reminds me of my childhood... I stuck my tongue out and get it ripped off. So I will say from personal experience, its very likely that he'd go into shock, which would mean his tongue would be bleeding which leads to two more possibilities. Like for instance, choking on his own blood or if his mouth is open, because that could be how to handle the blood so it pours out of your mouth rather than down your throat blood lose.
    Tongues can be hard to stem the bleeding with just your hands, very squishy organ. So while probably not as bad for long term life, as tongues can be reattached and even tissue transplants from elsewhere on your body will allow doctors to recreate it, in the short time losing your arm would be more survivable. As you can do things to stem the bloodflow of the reminder of the limb easier than your tongue.
    Unless you know what your doing with the tongue. In which case its a different story.

    • @Sue20022010
      @Sue20022010 10 месяцев назад +17

      Wait, wait. You can't just drop, I got my tongue ripped off..." and just move on

    • @ridderjaim3
      @ridderjaim3 10 месяцев назад +1

      "Unless you know what your doing with the tongue. In which case its a different story." Isn't it always?

    • @deterlanglytone
      @deterlanglytone 10 месяцев назад +15

      Long story but okay.
      Well. ripped is a lie. I was a young child. Thought I was tough shit and climbed this climbing thing, we call them Monkey Bars here where I live but in America I'm pretty sure Monkey Bars are a different thing.
      Anyway, so I climbed up on top of it. And was told by this girl who'd lived in the same estate as I did to come down. So I stuck my tongue out and leaped between the bars and twisted in the air to fit through them at the same time.
      This was fucking stupid. As if I had gone down the normal way, I'd been fine. But as it is my tongue got caught being stuck out and my jaw slammed shut.
      Then I blacked out from the pain. My blood covering my neck down to my shoes when I woke up. My tongue was in a ice box across the room.
      Then the people who'd I'd gone to this part with, as a Summer Camp/scheme thing, decided to ask me;
      "DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DOCTOR IS?"
      ... I replied with a very reasonable series of mumbles BECAUSE MY TONGUE WAS IN THE BOX ACROSS THE ROOM!
      Then they didn't even send me to the hospital. They sent me to a local MD, who sent me to the closet Hospital.
      And then the nice Doctor that put my tongue back on explained to me how lucky I was to be alive...
      I was six, so very terrified with this all. It was only then that my dad arrived and he... well, he had some words for everyone ejit involved and the summer scheme thing never opened again. @@Sue20022010

    • @Sue20022010
      @Sue20022010 10 месяцев назад +4

      Holy shot. How traumatic! That's the best story I've heard someone mumble in a long time! Glad you didn't die, Bruh

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@deterlanglytone Holy shit, this comment was a fucking journey. You had a more eventful summer camp than the events in Spiral!

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 10 месяцев назад +8

    Retire "Book of" as a movie preface please. Book of Eli was alright. Book of Henry was an abomination. Book of Boba Fett caused desolation. I don't even want to know what this was. No more Books Of as movies.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 10 месяцев назад +4

      Books? I grew up surrounded by books.

  • @SelfReassuringTitle
    @SelfReassuringTitle 10 месяцев назад +5

    Can’t wait for their review of Saw X

  • @reval1989
    @reval1989 10 месяцев назад +4

    "His foot on the neck of this community"
    You know a movie's bad when the script makes this level of clumsy reference to real-world events

  • @silastipton9982
    @silastipton9982 10 месяцев назад +7

    We need the sad video essay voice to do the jigsaw voice

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 10 месяцев назад

      The guy who was crying about Spider-Man? I think it might’ve been Hi-Top.

  • @rockdragon3
    @rockdragon3 10 месяцев назад +10

    Rags is on to something with suggesting Piranha
    they aren't all in the same universe but there are enough piranha movies to make a small series.
    piranha, piranha 2, piranha 3D, piranha 3DD. mega piranha, the list goes on.
    that or the sharknado movies.

    • @DaKdawg
      @DaKdawg 10 месяцев назад +1

      Sharknado is a guilty pleasure. Watched a bunch of them with my cinema group. We loved and hated it the entire time.

  • @IamaCosmonaut
    @IamaCosmonaut 10 месяцев назад +8

    If Sam Jackson doesn't get to say "game over, mptherfucker" in this film it's a 100% proof that the director is a literal baby who doesn't understand how to utilize people's talent properly.

  • @BWGmedia
    @BWGmedia 10 месяцев назад +2

    As expected Adums recorder playing skills was the best arc of the series. 10/10

  • @1990BJK
    @1990BJK 10 месяцев назад +10

    Chris Rock deserves every Oscar for his performance in this movie.

    • @Jasper_Silva
      @Jasper_Silva 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes and Will Smith should hand them to him.

  • @Grassroots_Hegemon
    @Grassroots_Hegemon 10 месяцев назад +7

    This SAW movie killed most of its victims by boredom

  • @squidhat9323
    @squidhat9323 10 месяцев назад +16

    It was so obvious Sam Jackson was all roped up and the whole squad fired on him. I love it

  • @TheLoos3Goos33
    @TheLoos3Goos33 10 месяцев назад +6

    44:06 - What good acting is versus Bad; an example
    Chris Rock's character right here and Blackmask in Saw 6 at the end of the carousel trap.

  • @nick_4972
    @nick_4972 10 месяцев назад +7

    I don't even count this as a Saw film

  • @somerandomrpgenthusiast8451
    @somerandomrpgenthusiast8451 10 месяцев назад +5

    This movie would've been ten times better if the twist was that Samuel L. Jackson was another of Jigsaw's apprentices, and the film ended with ''Game over, motherfucker!''

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 9 месяцев назад

      "Hello motherfucker, we're going to play a game!"

  • @EpicJasonX9000
    @EpicJasonX9000 10 месяцев назад +10

    Chris Rock played a far better written detective character in Lethal Weapon 4.

  • @lewiff
    @lewiff 10 месяцев назад +5

    “What was her sin?”
    “Being a woman.”
    No, that was Saw 3D

  • @comeatmebro8120
    @comeatmebro8120 10 месяцев назад +7

    After seeing Chris Rock’s performance in this movie, I now stand by Will Smith slapping him

  • @revolversnake126
    @revolversnake126 10 месяцев назад +6

    I miss Hoffman so much.

  • @captaindropkik
    @captaindropkik 10 месяцев назад +6

    This movie is the real reason Will Smith slapped him

  • @matthewcollins4773
    @matthewcollins4773 10 месяцев назад +4

    "Failing to finish my games is distasteful... *to me*."
    -- Lewis

  • @mrshmuga9
    @mrshmuga9 10 месяцев назад +6

    Microsoft Sam would be a better voice than that. Like, if there was a trap with spinning blades and he went “My ROFL copter goes SWOH SWOH SWOH” it would be kinda unnerving. Because it’s a very goofy thing but a very serious situation. Would give the impression he’s psychotic and enjoys torturing people… at the very least, it would be more entertaining.

    • @nagger8216
      @nagger8216 10 месяцев назад +2

      Now I need a parody of Chief putting Arbiter in some shitty Saw trap that's put together with cardboard and string with Adum's flute version of the theme playing

  • @bluefenix1457
    @bluefenix1457 10 месяцев назад +1

    39:30 the jigsaw puppet looks so adorable XD

  • @ButtSolution
    @ButtSolution 10 месяцев назад +3

    I'm pretty sure the dialogue of this movie is like 75% the word "fuck".

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 10 месяцев назад +2

    39:40
    "We killed the Rookie? We didn't even do anything with him!"
    Halo fans: first time?

  • @CommanderWolfe
    @CommanderWolfe Месяц назад +1

    18:41 This scene was one that upset me the most; these cops wanted to catch the cop killer because Boz died, so one would think regardless who was talking, they’d take notes and follow up on leads. Instead, they outright just shoot the shit with the other cops because the don’t like Chris’s character. It’s fucking bullshit.

  • @GOLDFISH817
    @GOLDFISH817 10 месяцев назад +4

    We’re in the endgame now

  • @samleembardo6202
    @samleembardo6202 10 месяцев назад +6

    Just so you guys know Chris Rock ripped off Fargo Season 1 when making this movie. He was also a fan of that show and starred in the abysmal Season 4. There is a similar thing in that show where a character is tied up by the villain and made to look like he has a gun so then a bunch of police shoot that guy. But it's a lot more believable because the guy is inside a house and you can't really see him at all except his shadow. Plus the gun is shooting at them. So yeah that ending is double trash because it's plagiarizing something done much better.

  • @giulizpaviz6381
    @giulizpaviz6381 10 месяцев назад +4

    I know it's not the first Saw movie that talks about corrupted cops and police brutality, but this one felt...not soubtle about what message wanted to give

  • @imaperson52
    @imaperson52 7 месяцев назад +1

    The funniest clip out of this pitiful movie was when Samuel L. Jackson fell to the floor and Metal goes "No, not the blood, we need that!" lmao

  • @tehguybro
    @tehguybro 13 дней назад

    OH MY WURD! Surprise cameo from Prof. Peterson. Immediately my favourite EFAP.

  • @tomjames9681
    @tomjames9681 10 месяцев назад +2

    Missed opportunity to call it “Saw and Order: Trap Victims Unit”
    I want a Saw movie with the actual Zebra from Madagascar, not just Chris Rock.

  • @TheLoos3Goos33
    @TheLoos3Goos33 10 месяцев назад +4

    46:58 - That's hilarious. Sam Jackson out of reflex when confronted with someone putting a bag around his head raises his gun to where a person would naturally assume the assailants head is. Instead of doing the scene one more time and telling Sam to aim a little higher they just made the gun miraculously move in post. Must have been less expensive to pay some underpaid effects department than risk keep Samuel Jackson on set for a second too long.
    BTW, the correct decision here to avoid all of this is to unironically write better. Make a scene where pigman is at no risk of being shot.

  • @FittedSheetGaming
    @FittedSheetGaming 3 месяца назад +1

    I can’t listen to Chris Rock give a serious speech because I instantly laugh because I start imagining Marty the zebra saying it 😂

  • @Soyuz2578
    @Soyuz2578 10 месяцев назад +4

    CinemaSins tried to do a "funny" review of this movie... They failed miserably 😂

  • @deterlanglytone
    @deterlanglytone 10 месяцев назад +7

    This film is the real reason why Chris Rock was slapped. Will Smith forsaw this.

  • @deliverymanq7333
    @deliverymanq7333 10 месяцев назад +4

    An anatomy book from the library is one thing that could have made the creators make this movie better

  • @sedrie34
    @sedrie34 6 месяцев назад

    28:33 This film crawls through barbed wires instead of just sliding underneath them so that SAW X can run through an unsecured door

  • @noah_body_cares
    @noah_body_cares 10 месяцев назад +3

    I can't wait to see their reactions to "I call that... epic bad luck." 💀