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  • Опубликовано: 24 сен 2024
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  • @Emerild
    @Emerild 8 месяцев назад +101

    Alex is hyperbolic but if it exists, theres probably a really dark side to it.

    • @Vindictator1972
      @Vindictator1972 8 месяцев назад +4

      He also reads the News, so thats why the A. Jones AKA Person Number One jar is always right jar is always getting money added to it.

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 8 месяцев назад +68

    Wait, so this guy who lost his license to act like a doctor and decided to scam rich peobye. By pretending to still be a doctor is getting his immortality method from a serial killer? Sounds about right.

  • @Mystic1011
    @Mystic1011 8 месяцев назад +28

    The plasma donation clinic near me is at the University, you can donate 2x a week and they pay you using a reloadable credit card. It depends on weight but they usually take 880ml each time.
    Also they're not taking blood, it's plasma. They spin the plasma and blood cells apart and then give you back the blood cells in cycles. At the end you also get a saline drip to compensate for the lose of plasma.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 8 месяцев назад +56

    "He looks a bit inflamed" is probably the deepest cut I've ever heard.

    • @Midire
      @Midire 8 месяцев назад +4

      I read this before I got to the injection part. I honestly thought he had some skin disease.

    • @mukaonline3
      @mukaonline3 8 месяцев назад

      Inflamed or infore....

  • @matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330
    @matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330 8 месяцев назад +33

    the desire to live forever is the evolution of the desire to survive, in my opinion.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 8 месяцев назад +15

      That's pretty much it, it's the same. Self preservation. The desire to live and continue living no matter what.

    • @matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330
      @matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@achair7265 also competition. who can do it first, better and last longer.

    • @williansnobre
      @williansnobre 8 месяцев назад +12

      And like all desires it can go wrong.
      We love sugar and fat because they are high in calories but now it backfires and we overeat.

    • @matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330
      @matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@williansnobre yes

    • @FunkyJeff22
      @FunkyJeff22 8 месяцев назад

      It's impossible to live forever, but you can slow aging. There's a death cult that wants to stigmatize people attempting to get healthier.

  • @maddragon3076
    @maddragon3076 8 месяцев назад +42

    Young blood sounds like a bad teenage vampire drama series.

    • @Midire
      @Midire 8 месяцев назад +8

      Try a bad Wolfenstein game.

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 8 месяцев назад +3

      A bad comic book series, actually.

    • @Midire
      @Midire 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Enchie Youngblood's disease?

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 8 месяцев назад

      @@Midire
      Yes.

    • @notdemomantf2294
      @notdemomantf2294 7 месяцев назад

      well iy is also a 5 srconds of summer song so it is a yes

  • @Enchie
    @Enchie 8 месяцев назад +45

    Time to add this to the "Alex Jones was right" jar.

  • @ebookie_meowda
    @ebookie_meowda 8 месяцев назад +16

    Fun fact: Elizabeth Bathory is quite possibly one of the sources for the book called Carmilla.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 3 месяца назад +1

      Its also basically up in the air ,THERE is zero evidence she actually did anything
      She was accused and then put to trial
      and her accusers had all the power in the court

  • @nat1attack249
    @nat1attack249 8 месяцев назад +24

    Back when I was in highschool, there was some group or another(I dont actually remember the name) that came to our scholl to take blood donations from students. It wasnt mandatory, students could take some time to do a donation in the gym and to about their day at school. I never did it, so I dont know any bonuses other than skipping class. But this makes that just a little more fucked

    • @yumin_pluto558
      @yumin_pluto558 8 месяцев назад +10

      Who knows it may have been the Red Cross who do legit good (afaik) with it.

    • @gidi3250
      @gidi3250 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@yumin_pluto558yea here in South Africa there is a whole company who just spends their time going around collecting blood for local and nation wide hospitals. They pop in quarterly at the areas biggest school and set up shop for like a week in the school's main hall then move on to the next school.

  • @BlueSatoshi
    @BlueSatoshi 8 месяцев назад +76

    Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these:
    "Alex Jones was right again."

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 8 месяцев назад +9

      I wish he wasn't right all the time.

    • @Vindictator1972
      @Vindictator1972 8 месяцев назад +1

      IF you want him to be wrong, you need to start intercepting the news he reads and then change it to be wrong.

    • @captainremington5109
      @captainremington5109 5 месяцев назад +3

      Sad, but if it wasn't the case, we'd have a harder time finding out more. Like how the Gay Frogs was a chemical run-off from pesticides and hormone corporations that was forcing frogs to change their gender.

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 8 месяцев назад +6

    Disney made a show called my babysitter is a vampire. The vampires stealing from a blood bank was the plot of an episode.

    • @vytah
      @vytah 8 месяцев назад

      It turns out they don't have to steal it, they can just buy it.

    • @Blob411
      @Blob411 3 месяца назад

      I remember watching that show it was good from what I remember

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 8 месяцев назад +28

    Alana, if you want to be tax-exempt, look into canadian IRS standards for a church. You might actually qualify. John Oliver did it a few years ago. And according to him he met most of the qualifications by complete accident

    • @JohnBrown-tw2qi
      @JohnBrown-tw2qi 8 месяцев назад

      Pretty much any streamer or talk show host could technically form their own tax-free church if they really wanted to.

  • @jamesleuthauser9336
    @jamesleuthauser9336 8 месяцев назад +5

    I'm sorry, this came on while I was sleeping and the line "women live longer because periods use bad blood" was so stupid it woke me up out of a cold slumber

  • @markjacobs3232
    @markjacobs3232 8 месяцев назад +15

    See....this why Alex went crazy, he saw a lot of this and didn't know what was real or not. Imagine knowing all this a decade+ in advance and no one knows and thinks your crazy.

  • @rinneryusansara3974
    @rinneryusansara3974 8 месяцев назад +20

    This is why there is always a "shortage of plasma" to help people with conditions like Ironmouse's 🤔😕

    • @CelticAssassin
      @CelticAssassin 8 месяцев назад +5

      I'm not sure if you mean outside the US but here in the US we absolutely do not have a plasma shortage. If anything we're actively supporting other countries which do have plasma shortages. We export substantial quantities of plasma to the EU constantly and are essentially carrying most of Europe when it comes to plasma supply. It's whole blood we constantly have a shortage of.

    • @yurika12
      @yurika12 8 месяцев назад

      Its entirely disingenuous for the original video to equate blood donation(whole blood) with Plasma (and derivative blood products).

    • @accant-qg1ys
      @accant-qg1ys 6 месяцев назад +2

      The mouse is rich now, she too can become a vampire!

  • @cthomaspeasant3059
    @cthomaspeasant3059 8 месяцев назад +61

    The more clownish and unhinged this world gets, The more it proves Alex Jones right

    • @Pinstripe105
      @Pinstripe105 8 месяцев назад +3

      A broken clock I guess

  • @dontassociate
    @dontassociate 8 месяцев назад +21

    This dude is gonna need a new son soon his first one is getting too old to use

  • @johnnivek9653
    @johnnivek9653 8 месяцев назад +13

    Calling the book Dracula boring is actually extremely based. I read it too. The fact that it was written like diary entries would be interesting if the story was actually interesting.

    • @rolandswift4311
      @rolandswift4311 2 месяца назад

      The fun part comes when you realize it was the contemporary equivalent of all the ham-fisted, politics first, activist media people are complaining about today.

  • @patrickdix772
    @patrickdix772 24 дня назад

    Months later, but there's also other health issues with blood donations, specifically platelets. Since when they collect platelets, they cycle the rest of the blood back into you, they need to use anticoagulants which can cause you to lose calcium from your bones. The more regularly you donate, the worse it is, potentially leading to early onset of osteoporosis.

  • @Rezuvious
    @Rezuvious 8 месяцев назад +4

    Live forever? Fuck that, but staying young forever? Hell yeah!

  • @NCRRanger7753
    @NCRRanger7753 8 месяцев назад +9

    Damn, I didn't know about selling my plasma even existed until I stumbled across Ironmouse and she was talking about it.

  • @michaurban1041
    @michaurban1041 8 месяцев назад +9

    So I normally don’t comment on videos but I needed to address one thing here. Elizabeth Bathory didn't take baths in the blood of young women. Sure she was a harsh ruler and that was pretty much it. The whole story started when her husband died and she inherited all his possessions, since there were so many she was even able to sell a castle to the Habsburgs, the problem here the Habsburgs didn’t pay and were indebted to her. Further more she was slightly vocal about forming or rather joining a coalition to bring another noble to the Hungarian throne and well take it form the Habsburgs.
    When it came to the women that died in her castle well … it was due to an small epidemic and Elizabeth wasn’t even inside of the castle not even near it. Also no one witnessed any atrocities and all the witnesses had the story that went more or less “Well I heard something …. That She did well kill or drink blood”. Next There was no court order to imprison her (Yes you needed a court order to imprison a noble) so she was basically forcefully and unrightfully imprisoned. The Notebook that was found …. Allegedly had 650 names of young noble women, well if one of them went missing I’m pretty sure that their fathers would investigate that after all marriages secured alliances.
    So in the end She was put in house arrest and after her mysterious death her kids were called traitors and her whole wealth was taken by the Habsburgs, meaning that they secured that no coalition will form and that they wont have to pay for the castle.
    The more graphic story though was written by a Jesuit that first wanted to gain points by the Habsburgs and second wanted to portray that if someone converts from the Catholic faith they will surely become a demon. Problem though that Elizabeth was never Catholic she never converted and was the whole time Protestant but he conveniently left that out. So yeah that the story but still in some schools even this misconception is thought because reasons so ….yeah.

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 8 месяцев назад +4

    The journalists in this video are hemoragy envy.

  • @captainvlad
    @captainvlad 7 месяцев назад +1

    Everyone thought the apocalypse would be quick amd exciting, surprise it's here it's slow and dystopian as shit

  • @ericclubb3761
    @ericclubb3761 6 дней назад

    Lol, I didn't know you reacted to boy boy, they're one of my favorite channels. My favorite video of theirs is "We Snuck Into a CIA Base In The Aussie Outback," it's hilarious.

  • @CursedCrow47
    @CursedCrow47 Месяц назад

    “Lost his FDA approval”
    Which means
    They approved it in the first place apparently? What?

  • @avatar40k86
    @avatar40k86 8 месяцев назад +3

    TL;DR Donating Whole Blood is rewarding and easy and goes to Hospitals. Donating Plasma can earn you money, but it sucks, and they're for profit.
    Donate blood to your local blood bank, for medical transfusions. You help your community, and your body gains strength from regenerating blood. I used to do it as often as possible until my blood pressure became too high for it to be safe. You only feel it for 1 to 3 days. Very rewarding even if it doesn't really make a difference to your health.
    Wasn't done with the video when I posted this. Donate WHOLE blood to a community blood bank. They do not pay for it. They're not for profit. Donating Plasma is different, a lot stricter, honestly it sucks. I did it once and only once. When I went back for a second time, I still had a bruise from the first time, and you only got money that's worth the 2 to 4 hours you spend there, if you do it consistently over set time periods.
    Also, donating Plasma can be done very often, because it only takes the plasma, not all of the blood. Donating Whole Blood can only be done every several months. I believe 2 at the MINIMUM.

    • @MrDrekki
      @MrDrekki 8 месяцев назад

      in france i donate plasma and blood for free ( we get free food, from bakeries that partners with them, and some candies ), because we're not crazy like the us and it goes to hospitals for burn victims, also i can donate my plasma and they ask that i donate it because my platelets count is over 3millions instead of the 200k to 300k usual, so i litteraly can help people reform a layer of skin and preserve their fluid better, it's not about donating blood and getting cash in the EU, it's about saving people, your blood cannot be used by everyone, your plasma can. You can even make platelets donations here, 1 time per 6 month, and the process is very long, but you keep your blood and your plasma. And no, donating plasma cannot be done often and shouldn't. It's a lie. You have a donor card here with the dates you donated, and if you try to donate again they will send you back home, also you get a bloodcheck for free and can even request a fullcheckup after 5 donations.

    • @CelticAssassin
      @CelticAssassin 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@MrDrekki​Plasma here in the US is compensated and typically for profit to encourage people to donate said plasma as well as to help pay for the lengthy and arduous task of processing it both for the donor and the folk working with it. Unlike whole blood, plasma isn't immediately usable unless it's just being used to increase blood pressure which is a job mostly replaced by saline now.
      Whole blood is treated differently here both because hospitals often will refuse to use for profit blood due to ethical issues and because the FDA highly discourages it since it could lead to desperate people with bloodborne illnesses illegally donating for a quick buck and the poor being exploited. It's also of a much higher focus here in the US because whole blood is the most used of the two here and we're near constantly in a blood shortage. Plasma we don't typically have an issue with whereas we're almost always low on whole blood thanks to its short shelf life, limited compatibility, and to an extent lack of incentive to donate.
      I'm an O+ and a semi frequent donor. I'm hounded left and right and downright begged for my blood. Never had anyone ask me for plasma. In fact, we have plasma in such large supply here that the EU as a whole imports plasma from us in significant quantities. Just how it works. If it weren't for the serious ethical and practical issues, having whole blood be compensated and for profit as well would likely solve our shortage.

  • @RaptorTroll360
    @RaptorTroll360 8 месяцев назад +5

    You'd be surprised how many things Alex Jones has been right about, he's crazy but he's turned out to be right(generally, he uses A LOT of hyperbole) way too many times to be only crazy, he knows stuff.

    • @DogsRSweet
      @DogsRSweet 8 месяцев назад +1

      Like, the Turn the Frogs Gay meme, comes from a real thing.
      Just as a reminder, when he said this, we called everything gay. Specifically when man or male was perceived as weak and effeminate.
      The study Alex uses is real. It is about how certain chemicals and things are disrupting the hormone development of frogs. Tadpoles would be exposed to the chemicals and it was found that the run off made the tadpoles more disposed to develop more feminine and produced less male hormones.
      Like it is believed that these micro plastics or hormone disrupters are part of the reason Erectile dysfunction, low testosterone, low sperm counts and generally weaker men as time goes on.
      It was a crazy, hyperbolic expression he used. But the news and Internet took it literally. Like he was saying that scientists were injecting chemicals into frogs that made male frogs have sex with other male frogs. Which isn't what he was saying. If anything, a more accurate expression would be making the Frogs trans.

  • @david-mw8ov
    @david-mw8ov 4 месяца назад

    I want to live forever to watch all Vtubers for all of history

  • @John-hy6vu
    @John-hy6vu 16 дней назад

    So this is why 14,630 kids have gone missing in DC since 2017?... fuck I wish I didn't think this could possibly be true -_-

  • @AlastorsNight
    @AlastorsNight 8 месяцев назад +4

    I use to donate plasma a long time ago back when I didn't have a job, it was my only source of stable income for like a year and I would go the alloted twice a week, usually Tuesday and Thursday since there had to be a day in between. I never noticed it while donating but apparently I would be moody and more scatter brained than usual during my donating days, then I would start to nomralize over the weekend and then fall right back into that moody and scatter brained state after my Tuesday appointment. Once I was forced to stop donating due to health reasons I started to noticed how much better I felt and everyone close to me commented on how much better I seemed now that I had stopped. It does more than mess with you physically, there are mental side effects as well.

  • @MrHellknightimp
    @MrHellknightimp 8 месяцев назад +33

    Alex Jones is literally right more often then he is wrong, like 60 40 or better or something

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 8 месяцев назад +7

      He's only partly right when he's right, that's how silly conspiracy people work.

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@ectothermic
      That's why all weather people are liars, because sometimes they are wrong. That is your logic.

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 8 месяцев назад

      @@Enchie What a moronic thing to say. The way conspiracy people work is by sprinkling in some truth in their nonsense, that way people latch on to the bit of truth and accept the rest as truth. Same with online wealth gurus and people like Andrew Tate. Sprinkle in some well known stuff, build credibility, then go off the deep end. It's been documented extensively for cults as well. Weather is naturally unpredictable and understood to be only relatively accurate predictions based on constantly fluctuating factors. Kindly go fuck yourself.

    • @CelticAssassin
      @CelticAssassin 8 месяцев назад

      It's a monkeys and typewriters situation. Say enough mildly plausible stuff in a small enough amount of time and at least some of it is bound to come true. I think the more horrifying part is that the random shit he throws out by pure chance happens to be at least partially correct as often as it does.

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 8 месяцев назад

      @@Enchie I guess my old comment got deleted. No that's not how it works. Every scammer and conman sprinkles in a little bit of truth in all their BS. You see it in cults, you see it in wellness gurus, you see it in goop, that's how they get you. You accept that part that is common knowledge and then follow with them with whatever nonsense they have left. Just look at the big names like Andrew Tate. He gives bottom shelf advice any 10 year old could give you and then goes off the deep end to create a cult of desperate, depressed men who have only him as an idol. Naturally, this makes them failures at life, which thanks to his teachings means they have to try harder by spending more money. It's basic psychological manipulation. People have been doing it since religion was invented.

  • @DestroySteve
    @DestroySteve 8 месяцев назад +6

    I can’t imagine the torture of eternal life.

  • @alexander-oe3sn
    @alexander-oe3sn 3 месяца назад

    So of the crap in Paltrows concoction are probably lethal if used for extended periods of time, such as copper, was mentioned in one of the products, and in high enough doses, can be fatal (this is true for virtually everything, but for most metals it’s fairly low dose that can have long term effects on your health).

  • @danbrit9848
    @danbrit9848 8 месяцев назад +2

    when ever you hear history ...remember its written by the victor

  • @Spectral-Senpai
    @Spectral-Senpai 3 месяца назад

    Let's collinize another planet. Planet smug

  • @Spahki
    @Spahki 18 дней назад

    14:05 Like they said Alana; they're exchanging bio-fluids ;)

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 Месяц назад

    whats funny is the places that dont pay for it end up selling it overseas lol

  • @danbrit9848
    @danbrit9848 8 месяцев назад +1

    ppl say the inspiration for vampires was a diabetes before we knew what stuff like that was

    • @rolandswift4311
      @rolandswift4311 2 месяца назад

      It also had a lot to do with the premature burials. They'd exhume bodies for one reason or another and find scratch marks on the inside of the coffin, and the way bodies dehydrate caused the lips and gums to recede and made the canines look bigger.

  • @luxobscuras5582
    @luxobscuras5582 7 месяцев назад +2

    Some Random Guy: Jokes on you, my blood is filled with micro-plastics and STDs

  • @RavenCloak13
    @RavenCloak13 8 месяцев назад +1

    When I was about 14 or so, I just went to the logic of one of the Oracle Twins from American Dragon Jake Long.
    Yes, this has a point.
    The twin who could see all the bad things was happy while her other twin saw only good became emo. The logic being that if you only see everything is bad, all the small little good in the world becomes brighter. Reverse logic for the emo girl.
    Reduced me wanting to anhero myself as a kid significantly when I assumed things were bad, like really bad, and I just didn't know details.
    Stuff like this makes me convinced becoming nihilistic for my own mental health was a good choice. It didn't hurt when bad stuff started to happen throughout my life as much as I thought it should. Even my mom kicking me out because I didn't want her giving money to a guy claiming to be Tyler Perry and thinking she was his wife. She then threw my grandmother under the bus trying to say she was a whore and not her for doing this (told her I already knew this cause of shit she said before) and she didn't know how else to respond to me being pissed and hitting her just to want her to give me a straight honest anwser to why she was using the money from my job to give to some random scammer and making me pay all the bills and even lied we owed rent when we acfually didn't.
    I didn't even care she kicked me out. I was legit just more angry she didn't even fucking admit she was lying to me for 3 years when I went out to find cash in hand jobs and worked my self so much I was skipping most meals and barely eating once a day just to get to work.
    Sorry for the long tangent but it's sort of relevant to explain the whole point and I want to be honest about what I did.
    My moms reason for doing all this? She liked a guy she thought was handsome called her pretty. That's it. I would call her crazy but when she goes to the doctors and shit they don't bring it up and can't out her in a ward and I ended up having to question now how many years has she been lying about this stuff with similar things she has said in the past.
    The main point being that I figured evil shit like this happened all the time already since young. No concrete info but you could make educated guesses based on the past and information declassifed like say the Tsukegee experiments.
    It basicaly makes me truly wonder how people can call stuff like Alex Jones crazy when the shit he says ends up being less crazy then reality for the simple fact reality is burecratic. There is no great plan or anything, no evil master mind behind everything. Hell, not even a sympathetic or compelling backstory to why shit like this happens.
    No, people just wanted to get rich. That's it. They saw an oppurtunity, tried it, worked out the kinks and now make billions off selling other peoples blood to rich people with procedures that don't even work! The cult shit ends up sounding more realistic because it sounds reasonable in comparison to this actual saturday morning cartoon villian sounding shit but this is just normal buisness!
    Sorry for the long comment again, just getting the point across for my own view of the world and honestly wanting to express it more then anything in a more personal explination way then just say shit without any related point to the crazy you just watched.

  • @SRodSS007
    @SRodSS007 Месяц назад

    Back to the future 2 talked about this.. called it a "rejuvenation clinic". look it up

  • @wolveraspeaks
    @wolveraspeaks 8 месяцев назад +1

    Staring at my Octapharma Plasma card, wondering if my pride and morals are worth feeding me and my cat.
    FFS I hate this planet too Alana😢

  • @ThreeArrowsThirteenStar
    @ThreeArrowsThirteenStar 5 месяцев назад

    am I the only one hearing whispers in the audio saying stuff like "bagga" ?

  • @alexanderdaviescastle8134
    @alexanderdaviescastle8134 8 месяцев назад +1

    You should do the one where he goes into an industry military weaponry convention.

  • @patrickbratton9343
    @patrickbratton9343 8 месяцев назад +1

    I wouldn't do something like drain people of their blood for it, but immortality is super high on my wish list lol. I have said this about every show or game with an immortal person who gets bored of life: They are boring people who don't know how to enjoy life. I have literally SOOO many things I could do with hundreds of years RIGHT NOW, and that's only with the things I have on hand at the moment, just think what I could do with the content of the next hundred years.

  • @maddragon3076
    @maddragon3076 8 месяцев назад +3

    Ohh boy here i go bloodletting again.

  • @DICEBOY22
    @DICEBOY22 8 месяцев назад +2

    Alex Jones you kinda need to know how to sort through and separate the potential thing going on from the zanny "what the fuck you on about?!"

  • @toospooky051
    @toospooky051 7 месяцев назад

    My favorite thing about these cash for blood plasma scams now is that oftentimes they won't even give you cash. You get discount cards or gift certificates to fast food restaurants or s*** like Walmart and Target

    • @rolandswift4311
      @rolandswift4311 2 месяца назад

      I think that's supposed to be for tax reasons. Plus; It keeps drugies from using these services to get drug money.

  • @whiteknightmedia120
    @whiteknightmedia120 6 месяцев назад

    I can't fit any more money in the "Alex Jones was right" jar. What do i do now... 😢

  • @zhuljojo
    @zhuljojo 8 месяцев назад +1

    True man...why some people say it joke...they do it but it not effective..kid being targeted for blood...it real..but blood transfusion effect not work

  • @rnielvhinsieans.elpidama6935
    @rnielvhinsieans.elpidama6935 8 месяцев назад +1

    i recommend veritasium video titled "How to Slow Aging (and even reverse it)" its facinating

  • @TheHeartlessHero
    @TheHeartlessHero 8 месяцев назад +3

    Vampirism is a real thing. Many animals are vampiric, and even people can be born as vampiric.
    The blood needs to be able to produce certain chemicals in order for the cells to function properly.
    Sometimes, people are unable to produce the protein, iron, or amino acids in their own blood, and so they need the blood of others to function.
    This is where blood transfusions come in.
    But actually, CONSUMING blood is an extremely rare situation where some people are born with a legitimate need to consume it.
    My ex identified as a vampire, and she actually drank blood. Bought bags of it to freeze and use as ingredients for tea and such.
    She tried to stop many times, but after two weeks, she collapsed and went to the ER... they were slowly killing her because they couldn't figure out what was wrong, and so i had to let her drink my blood from my arm.
    The doctors are still baffled but MY theory is that because of certain deficiencies like what are found in vampire bats, people that need to drink blood have lower insulin levels than what is concidered normal and must drink blood at each meal or whenever needed to get enough nutrients.
    Because of my ex, we got involved in a group of people with similar issues and who all have adopted the vampire lifestyle.
    Mostly from the south of the US, there are over 5,000 self identified vampires out there across America alone.
    😅 the sterotypical image of what makes a vampire a vampire was created because of stupid people in the Middle Ages, not understanding.
    So I know vampires are real, I've dated one...
    They don't have weaknesses like in folklore though the ones that I've met DO have slight sun allergies, their skin burns like normal sunburns but they experienc A LOT of pain if exposed too much

    • @RyuusanFT86
      @RyuusanFT86 7 месяцев назад +1

      You got any study links or some kind of groups that allow observation/outside involvement?

  • @gimonkey98
    @gimonkey98 8 месяцев назад +1

    I still have a major fear of needles and I have goosebumps when on subjects like this and boy howdy it was hard not cringing or kinda shaken by this 😂

  • @theallknowingcheese
    @theallknowingcheese 8 месяцев назад

    I could really go for amnesia right now

  • @monx84
    @monx84 8 месяцев назад +1

    We want to live forever to see the next big vtuber.

  • @silvertrimhill9844
    @silvertrimhill9844 8 месяцев назад

    I just found out company’s will pay people to tattoo their logo onto the peoples skin. Because companies buying your skin isn’t horrifying.

  • @Swayntech
    @Swayntech 18 дней назад

    Imagine if balls disposed of blood like ovaries do?

  • @TheAstrobiologistOW
    @TheAstrobiologistOW 8 месяцев назад

    It's ACTUALLY fucking Bloodborne

  • @TheeSilentObserverz
    @TheeSilentObserverz 8 месяцев назад +2

    10:07 it's the same concept.. think about it

  • @kurokami5964
    @kurokami5964 8 месяцев назад

    6:00 why do they want to live forever? i dunno, not wanting to go to hell
    because yes they are indeed religious, freemasons
    atheism is mostly a peasant belief

  • @gintyerickson8295
    @gintyerickson8295 8 месяцев назад +1

    they should tell you the baby's name

  • @nobody4y
    @nobody4y 8 месяцев назад

    This reminds me of that one South Park episode but in it instead of blood the people stayed young by being PDF files

  • @jrockz133t
    @jrockz133t 8 месяцев назад +1

    Stupid RUclips took away my exact time thing and replaced it with a counting down thing instead. But somewhere around 6 minutes you asked about why someone would like to live forever. I don't have a answer. But I love Deadpool, because that's a important part of his character, and any story I wrote for myself growing up, I used that a focal part to a Immortal characters life, wanting to die but not being able to

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 8 месяцев назад

      Maybe try clicking on the timer.

  • @danteredgrave5238
    @danteredgrave5238 8 месяцев назад +1

    Btw in Austria you can also donate plasma and get 25€ for it

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 8 месяцев назад +1

      So around 16$. Scratch that almost 17$.

  • @ARViuff
    @ARViuff 8 месяцев назад

    The rich is unhinged.

  • @rvgdustin1670
    @rvgdustin1670 8 месяцев назад +8

    IDK about Korea, but in the Philippines it's pretty common for children to get circumcised, being it's part of catholic traditions. It's akin to a rite of passage to a point children get bullied and ridiculed by their peers if they aren't circumcised. My brother who studied medicine did mandatory work in government program to give free circumcisions to poor neighborhoods as part of his medical training. Seeing as Philippines is more poverty stricken and has a whole culture ingrained in baby fore skin removal, I am fairly surprised that the baby foreskin is sourced in Korea.

    • @loyalknightoffaraam9131
      @loyalknightoffaraam9131 8 месяцев назад

      Catholics don’t practice circumcision, so either you have the wrong religion or they’re practicing heretical teachings.

  • @juggernaut6666
    @juggernaut6666 8 месяцев назад

    well, there ad campaigns work im sitting here seeing that billboard through a video and thinking hmmm that's pretty good money.

  • @1stnamel4stname
    @1stnamel4stname 8 месяцев назад

    another vtuber afflicted by the "its so over" curse. not that they're wrong

  • @TheWoody8917
    @TheWoody8917 8 месяцев назад

    I work for octapharma plasma. Lol didnt expect the hear that while working.

  • @travishillsthedarkangelbun504
    @travishillsthedarkangelbun504 8 месяцев назад +2

    Love Alex jones

  • @Sys-Edit0r-1995
    @Sys-Edit0r-1995 8 месяцев назад

    Isn't... Isn't that i did a thing? (Guy on yhe left at the beginning)

  • @SRodSS007
    @SRodSS007 Месяц назад

    Alana Loves Twilight.. what team were you?

  • @CelticAssassin
    @CelticAssassin 8 месяцев назад +1

    The video is rather misleading with the wording. It's not whole blood that he's referring to, it's specifically and exclusively plasma. Hospitals will refuse to work with for profit whole blood so whole blood is exclusively a charity. Plasma on the other hand is not, though plasma is not the typical life saver that blood is. Sure plasma is processed into things that can be life saving for some people but it's not what they're giving to folk who are dying or on an operating table. While for profit whole blood is legal in the US it's highly discouraged by the FDA and is extremely unprofitable thanks to hospitals taking an ethical stance making it essentially nonexistent.

  • @sikox209
    @sikox209 Месяц назад

    I swear rich people are fucken weird.

  • @TheUmbraSol
    @TheUmbraSol 8 месяцев назад

    I wonder how much the blood itself costs

  • @aethertoast4320
    @aethertoast4320 8 месяцев назад

    Honestly I have been/am desperate enough to want to "donate" blood, but I can't due to Factor 5 blood clouting disorder.

  • @kalashydra9016
    @kalashydra9016 8 месяцев назад

    6:11 to not die ?
    9:05 the dude in the video said it was 2 weeks

  • @hellkaiser1366
    @hellkaiser1366 8 месяцев назад

    Can people stop doing this type of scams?I will not have any for myself in the future

  • @housewilma4904
    @housewilma4904 8 месяцев назад

    people wish to live forever when they have no hope or belif in a afterlife.
    so eath is true oblivion something so terrifying that cant be fought or defeated.

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ 8 месяцев назад +5

    This dude irks me. Don't get me wrong, he's doing good actually revealing this stuff, but there's so much...side misinformation he peddles that irks me.
    First off, he calls the satanic cabal cult mythological and a conspiracy but Alex Jones back in the 80's or 90's literally proved it by infiltrating Bohemian Grove.
    Second, this isn't how capitalism was intended to be, but it is a consequence of capitalism. It's a bridge that can lead to a bureaucracy, which we essentially live in already. Best economic system in the world doesn't mean it's perfect, unfortunately.
    And the last and probably least important one that shouldn't annoy me as much as it does, is that only in cartoonish media does the devil grant you powers in exchange for your soul. In every other base form it's a trick, a scam, a fraud.
    Idk why those points annoyed me, maybe I just don't like him or how he speaks. Or I'm just an idiot.

    • @CelticAssassin
      @CelticAssassin 8 месяцев назад +1

      The one that pissed me off the most was the blood aspect. While he wasn't explicitly lying he was wording things incredibly deceptively. The entire time he was wording things as if he was referring to whole blood or blood as a whole. He was referring to neither and was exclusively talking about plasma but notice how little he actually says plasma outright, instead choosing to only say blood.
      The way he phrases things would have you believe that blood is compensated in the US on the whole when in reality hospitals will outright refuse for profit whole blood and the FDA strongly discourages it as well, only plasma is regularly compensated and done for profit which is very different from whole blood.

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 6 месяцев назад

      I mean, he didn’t? The Bohemian Grove thing wasn’t satanic, Alex just claimed it was?
      Alex’s issue is that while he tends to have some basis, he overinflates and upscaled it into insane conspiracy theories

    • @Xarxes_
      @Xarxes_ 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@nevermore7285 in terms of what the average people view as satanic, I think cloaked chanting with torches and (hopefully) mock human sacrificing on a pedestal fits the category if "satanic".
      Usually conspiracy theories aren't supposed to be true, so why is it that most if not all of what he's said has been true?

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 6 месяцев назад

      @@Xarxes_ What he saw was the ‘cremation of care’ ceremony/play. It isn’t a majority of the things Alex claimed or tried to portray it as. Any more than rich people draining baby blood is what this all is about.
      The more effective conspiracy theories still aren’t true, but they are based in truth and dramatized to insane levels. Which is most of what Alex does.

  • @toukoenriaze9870
    @toukoenriaze9870 8 месяцев назад

    i mean its not the blood its the organs thats the problem oof

  • @ban_thedude
    @ban_thedude 6 месяцев назад

    this one was painful to watch (fyi not because of alana)

  • @_-pf_gd-_
    @_-pf_gd-_ 8 месяцев назад +15

    Oh those are the guys that took advantage of some gun youtubers to paint them as schizos, I'll skip this one.

    • @admiral_gravleos8
      @admiral_gravleos8 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yep.

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 8 месяцев назад

      Really now? Why is it always those who can do good work like this exposure of corrupt blood work? At the same time kiss the boots of the feds who let the it all slide even having a part?

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 8 месяцев назад +1

      They whot?

    • @achair7265
      @achair7265 8 месяцев назад

      @@ectothermic Exactly.

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@achair7265 That don't answer anything lmao.

  • @icarusunited
    @icarusunited 8 месяцев назад

    10:00
    Time for your daily leeches!

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher 8 месяцев назад

    Alex Jones was right again.

  • @aziouss2863
    @aziouss2863 8 месяцев назад

    I am not against immortality reaserch.
    Death is cringe.
    But holy shit not like this!!!
    Anything but this jesus f !

  • @Aliefr3550
    @Aliefr3550 4 месяца назад +1

    So dumb to blame this on capitalism, it's not capitalism, it's due to social decay and morality breaking down.
    The reason that is happening is because
    1: we've given our government too much power, which was specifically not supposed to happen.
    And 2 : Christianity is all but dead, I'm not a Christian but the morality and devotion Christians had and have is extremely beneficial to society.
    Capitalism is the only reason we have phones, cars, electric, nuclear power, the reason we know more about space, and the ocean, the reason we know about evolution, all of it is because of capitalism.
    The cause is social decay, either we fix it, or humans cannot overcome their nature, and we are doomed.

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 5 дней назад

      The government having to much power doesn’t make greedy, scamming corporations or ones that take advantage of everything they can to get the dollar. That’s absolutely an issue of capitalism. Capitalism isn’t flawless.

  • @loupblanc7944
    @loupblanc7944 8 месяцев назад +1

    27:59 Reminder that circumcision is a thing in North America. And it's push as a "good thing". You have to wonder what they do with all those fresh stem cell
    ...

    • @CelticAssassin
      @CelticAssassin 8 месяцев назад

      To my recollection it's completely disposed much like anything else that's surgically removed. Unfortunately the one you do need to be concerned with in the US is fetuses. As far as I know they're mostly donated for stem cell research but honestly who fuckin knows where exactly they go, all we know is they're going somewhere and it ain't always a hazardous waste bin.

  • @InsanityRerun
    @InsanityRerun 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is probably the worst video or person to introduce the entire cutting-edge field of epigenetics to.
    If you want to know the reasonable version of what Bryan Johnson is doing, look at Brad Stanfield or David Sinclair.
    The world's biggest X-prize was just announced for whoever can make a one-pill all-in-one epigenetics supplement we can all take to slow or even reverse aging at the intra-cellular level.

    • @InsanityRerun
      @InsanityRerun 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@weiserwolf580 Sinclair may have conflicts of interest, but the field of epigenetics is far bigger than just him after all these decades.
      The tests HAVE been all reproduced and its precisely why the X-Prize was announced at the end of last year. The field is not in speculation anymore. Its factual.
      Yeast was indeed the first test subject but every example you are pulling is towards the beginning of the research which was over 20 years ago.
      If you update your knowledge, you will find that all the animals and human organelles yielded the same or similar enough results to encourage further testing. Human testing began late last year and we will have the full results of that soon enough as well.
      Its not just yeast anymore and it hasn't for decades already.

  • @adorablecockroach5131
    @adorablecockroach5131 8 месяцев назад +1

    Was with this guy till the bitching about capitalism at the end.

  • @Charles_Drakkan
    @Charles_Drakkan 8 месяцев назад +5

    React to Boy Boy? Heck yeah they are amazing in both I Did A Thing and this, thanks for the video

  • @johnarcher6150
    @johnarcher6150 8 месяцев назад

    Vampire the Masquerade was subverted by woke ideology because it got to close too pointing out these literal leeches.

  • @alpha4517
    @alpha4517 8 месяцев назад

    25:21 You got Elon Musk to the rescue (We are going to Mars fistbump)

  • @CursedCrow47
    @CursedCrow47 Месяц назад

    “Lost his FDA approval”
    Which means
    They approved it in the first place apparently? What?