the evertale ads were so bad. And the funny part is, they'd've probably made more money if they made the actual game they were advertising. As it stands, pretty sure everyone knows its a big scam at this point.
Man fuck I used to enjoy Evertale before every damned character became a thirst trap. Like man they had a female knight captain that wore plausible plate armor and they updated her avatar aaaaaannd bikini armor. And one of her variants is essentially her wearing lingerie as a wedding dress. Fuck evertale man.
For anybody curious about the compilation game that made actual games based on the ads, it's on Steam: Yeah! You Want "Those Games," Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!
The worst mobile game ad I've seen wasn't just false advertising, it was blatant copyright infringement. The ad was for a game called Tales of Wind (not part of NamcoBandai's Tales franchise), the ad was just the opening cinematic for another mobile game called Fate/Grand Order, but they made sure to cut it before the logo for Fate/Grand Order came up.
Alana missed the chance to finish with "hey yutube guys, like and subscribe or I will feed you i to a fat baby!" I have no idea what it means, but that sentence scares me.
@@mixednarwhal some of it is because I am terrible typing on my phone and missed fixing it, but the "I will feed you into a fat baby" is a quote from the video
The only 2 mobile games I play are Galaxy on fire 2 and Azur lane. The first has great campaign and the DLC that actually are expansions with new stories and heavily encourages not buying currency. Azur lane is because boat waifus are great. Only reason people spend money is for skins.
I miss when mobile games were starting out, we had legit premium (one purchase ever) games, or pretty generous f2p games. Unfortunately that's not nearly as profitable as making a fake game and tricking kids (and adults) into buying a buncha nonsense to even play the game, let alone be good at it :/ I put so many hours into a tiny MMO way back when, I don't remember the name, but it was just simple and fun enough to keep me going through college sometimes. Honestly, people shit on Genshin but that's one of the least predatory things on these mobile app stores and that's saying something. Edit: Raid Shadow Legends is developed by an Israeli studio owned by an Australian gambling company called Aristocrat Gambling.
Never seen people mention this but a common character model in those mafia mobile games is Sam Fisher from the game Splinter Cell Double Agent. You can see him numerous times in this video (he's wearing the orange pants and tanktop, skip to 7:05 for example). You can even see the gadget on his torso that will light up yellow or green if you are in shadows or not (he's from a stealth game akin to metal gear, to keep it in simple terms). Wild to me. Double Agent is the lesser known of the Splinter Cell titles so its understandable why this might be harder to discern for those unfamiliar with the games,
There days the ads i get... Are these types.. And.. A Vtuber cowboy whos running for president. And.. A loli Vtuber who laughs at me for not having youtube premium.
I remember playing Words Story, but at some point, i couldnt pass a level and my resources were low if not none, so i deleted it. But ive seen way more of the "sexual" type lately. Like, when the guy has to choose between two armies to defeat, and he picks the wrong one, then the big dommy mommy succubus eats him or burns his soul out. Like wtf
10:00 eh i downloaded a bunch of them cause they are good distractions and time eaters. Also they are free. Its not a low iq thing its more of a "eh im bored why tf not"
Hero wars was a facebook game that later on ported itself to mobile and pc, it shit played back in the day, many mobile crap games copied their gameplay loop ideas. mega cringe. Neopets surprisingly is still around alive an kicking.
It's me: I'm the one playing Hero Wars, but here me out - I only wanted to see how much of a scam it is and I want to see what the ending of the game looks like. I have 1 more chapter to go, but it takes forever to grind if you don't pay. Hopefully I'll get there sooner rather than later. To make up for it I report the ads every time I see them. RUclips does nothing about it but it feels like something.
There's 100000 fake or just bad mobile games for every genuinely good mobile game and the good games are also almost always made by or sponsored by popular companies.
Imma e real. I think it's alot of English as a second language, Indian people that are buying and trying this game. India is just now entering the Internet age as a whole and are susceptible to being scammed or are just yearning for anything
I mean objectifying women isn't good... only because we also don't objectify men! WHERE ARE MY MEN WITH SHORT SHORTS GETTING SAVED BY FEMALE LEAD BADASS BITCHES as a bi person there is a criminally low amount of objectified men
the evertale ads were so bad. And the funny part is, they'd've probably made more money if they made the actual game they were advertising. As it stands, pretty sure everyone knows its a big scam at this point.
Man fuck I used to enjoy Evertale before every damned character became a thirst trap. Like man they had a female knight captain that wore plausible plate armor and they updated her avatar aaaaaannd bikini armor. And one of her variants is essentially her wearing lingerie as a wedding dress. Fuck evertale man.
These companies clearly spent more money making these ads than they did developing their games.
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Every one of these ad company ceos and employees look utterly soulless.
And then there’s those “adult fake game ads”
“You won’t last a minute playing this game”
Now we gotta see a stream reviewing every one of these masterpieces
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Do someone remember the Level 100 mafia boss games memes? They gave some stupid laughs, love how Twitter is giving all of them community notes
For anybody curious about the compilation game that made actual games based on the ads, it's on Steam: Yeah! You Want "Those Games," Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!
Ik right who ever made that game was big brain
@@ZayecValentine it was the Katamari devs, surprisingly.
Lmao funniest thing is...
I got these ads while watching the vid lol.
Reminds me a time I saw an article in a paper about tanning booths cause skin cancer and then on the next page was an ad for sun tan city
The worst mobile game ad I've seen wasn't just false advertising, it was blatant copyright infringement. The ad was for a game called Tales of Wind (not part of NamcoBandai's Tales franchise), the ad was just the opening cinematic for another mobile game called Fate/Grand Order, but they made sure to cut it before the logo for Fate/Grand Order came up.
The fact these games actually get traffic is really convincing me of dead internet theory
Alana missed the chance to finish with "hey yutube guys, like and subscribe or I will feed you i to a fat baby!"
I have no idea what it means, but that sentence scares me.
Are the words meant to be broken English or is that just an error?
@@mixednarwhal some of it is because I am terrible typing on my phone and missed fixing it, but the "I will feed you into a fat baby" is a quote from the video
@@masteryoraerasante Thank you for the clarification, have a nice day/night.
Cant wait for new Sseth video reaction
The only 2 mobile games I play are Galaxy on fire 2 and Azur lane.
The first has great campaign and the DLC that actually are expansions with new stories and heavily encourages not buying currency.
Azur lane is because boat waifus are great. Only reason people spend money is for skins.
Or ship slots. I could never have enough space for my ship waifus.
Not enough galaxy on fire 2 live out there
I miss when mobile games were starting out, we had legit premium (one purchase ever) games, or pretty generous f2p games.
Unfortunately that's not nearly as profitable as making a fake game and tricking kids (and adults) into buying a buncha nonsense to even play the game, let alone be good at it :/
I put so many hours into a tiny MMO way back when, I don't remember the name, but it was just simple and fun enough to keep me going through college sometimes.
Honestly, people shit on Genshin but that's one of the least predatory things on these mobile app stores and that's saying something.
Edit: Raid Shadow Legends is developed by an Israeli studio owned by an Australian gambling company called Aristocrat Gambling.
13.5K subs your getting there, love the rants/tangents ha ha.
Never seen people mention this but a common character model in those mafia mobile games is Sam Fisher from the game Splinter Cell Double Agent. You can see him numerous times in this video (he's wearing the orange pants and tanktop, skip to 7:05 for example). You can even see the gadget on his torso that will light up yellow or green if you are in shadows or not (he's from a stealth game akin to metal gear, to keep it in simple terms). Wild to me. Double Agent is the lesser known of the Splinter Cell titles so its understandable why this might be harder to discern for those unfamiliar with the games,
Mobile gaming earns more money then the console and pc gaming combined,it shows how big of a difference it is.
Smug Alana: Fox Legends!
35:39 I could also help code I'm finishing my Bachlor beginning next year
15:40
"Right guys?"
"Heeeere's Johnny!"
There days the ads i get... Are these types..
And.. A Vtuber cowboy whos running for president.
And.. A loli Vtuber who laughs at me for not having youtube premium.
31:14 wait-wait-wait! are those half-life 2 characters!?!? what are those three doing in a s**ty mobile game ad!!!?!
speaking of old facebook games, my favorite was wild ones.
i used to play a gacha game called battle cats, i kinda regret dropping it as i lost all the cool limited units
I remember playing Words Story, but at some point, i couldnt pass a level and my resources were low if not none, so i deleted it. But ive seen way more of the "sexual" type lately. Like, when the guy has to choose between two armies to defeat, and he picks the wrong one, then the big dommy mommy succubus eats him or burns his soul out. Like wtf
There’s some newer ones bouncing around literally using assets from WB’s Mad Max game
10:00 eh i downloaded a bunch of them cause they are good distractions and time eaters. Also they are free. Its not a low iq thing its more of a "eh im bored why tf not"
I wanna see her reaction to first descendant skins 😅😂
23:50 i swear i think rhat dialogue was made by a A.I. and it was rhen fed through google translate
Hero wars was a facebook game that later on ported itself to mobile and pc, it shit played back in the day, many mobile crap games copied their gameplay loop ideas. mega cringe. Neopets surprisingly is still around alive an kicking.
It's me: I'm the one playing Hero Wars, but here me out - I only wanted to see how much of a scam it is and I want to see what the ending of the game looks like. I have 1 more chapter to go, but it takes forever to grind if you don't pay. Hopefully I'll get there sooner rather than later.
To make up for it I report the ads every time I see them. RUclips does nothing about it but it feels like something.
I use to play that one kingdom hearts mobile game x cross or something like that really enjoyed it
10:27 CYPRUS MENTIONED 🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾 RAAAH
There's 100000 fake or just bad mobile games for every genuinely good mobile game and the good games are also almost always made by or sponsored by popular companies.
Make a gatcha game with only VT as characters :)
Cool idea but the execution would be a mess trying to get the license of peoples models. Unless it’s from a company
And this is why you use cookie blocker and ad blocker.
"transphobic"
That's one way to show your politics.
The only mobile game i play is Pokemon Go and wild rift with my friend when we hang out lol
Battle Crabs 🦀
31:20 those are half life 2 models lmao
Fuck i miss a stream i miss out on this one! ffs life sucks
Wooohoo 🙌🎉🎂🎉 let's goooooo oOoOO 🤗😌
thanks to adblocker i dont even know any of these shitty ads
We need to tell people about the actual good mobile games before these shitty ones get ahold of them
Not sure how the word "transvestite" is phobic, its the full word.
Transvestite, transgender and transsexual are 3 different things.
I’m dirty!
Imma e real. I think it's alot of English as a second language, Indian people that are buying and trying this game. India is just now entering the Internet age as a whole and are susceptible to being scammed or are just yearning for anything
The people that keep playing a game after realizing the ads that made them play said game was a lie deserve to be removed from the human genpool.
You think zuckerburg looks weird, take a look at him next to h.p. lovecraft, and tell me that isn't weird.
Does Zuckerberg own a called named Person of Color Man?
Thanks. I hate it! Now I'm going to unconsciously associate HPL with that lizard person deep one robot alien hybrid.
I'm sorry, but I take the side of these companies. Anyone who falls for such low-tier advertising gets what they deserve.
"Objectifying women"
Good god what a soy drinker take. It's just pixels dude.
I mean objectifying women isn't good... only because we also don't objectify men! WHERE ARE MY MEN WITH SHORT SHORTS GETTING SAVED BY FEMALE LEAD BADASS BITCHES as a bi person there is a criminally low amount of objectified men
40 minute video and the insecure straights gotta focus on 2 lines because the ads are very catered to a specific audience.
@@ectothermic Agreed
@@ectothermicMf in the video talked about sexism everything 2min
@@Reyob Bro is starting an argument 5 months late and doesn't even say anything useful.