I Cooked PIZZA in the MIDDLE EAST!!! (It was crazy...) with Jet Neptune
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune fly out to the border of Israel and Palestine to cook up a one-of-a-kind "PIZZA" with a REAL flamethrower! Sam Hyde and Jet try to ease tensions between Israel and Palestine by delivering some delicious home cooked "FOOD" straight to the Middle East...
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All comments made in this video are purely satirical and for comedic/entertainment purposes only. This is a comedy video. Do not take anything said in the video seriously. All people seen in this video are paid actors, this video was filmed on a film set with professionals. Comments made by actors are not to be confused with the real opinions of the actors. This is a staged comedic performance.
I did a soil scan on this location after they filmed it. The soil was not disturbed, implying no chicken nuggets were buried on location. This film is fake or doctored
yer comin' wit me
Took samples of the grill and there was no gas residue
I uploaded a 3D model of this site into Blender then used a plugin to convert it into a semi-compatible Minecraft world format. Utilizing the most recent version of Minecraft BEDROCK *(this part will become significant later) Edition I dug. In Survival mode, for hours on end I chipped away at the Earth, through sand and clay and stone. Yet, I came up empty handed. Nothing protein or poultry to speak of. And so I relented, until the next morning. I took a much needed leave of rest to restore my body for the days of mining ahead, however, tossing and turning well into the night. Running on empty and a quality of sleep you could measure in minutes, my mind drifted, then all at once had awoken into into an idea. Preposterous as it was, how could I not entertain it? I could cast aside my morals as well as the rules I had personally defined for myself that had previously hindered my search to mere possibilities. I could switch to Creative mode! I could take my balled up fist; Beat, blow, and bust through the remaining doubly hardened Earthen stone, through into the bedrock, and finally, the void below. At the least, I would have shattered the confines of my prison of struggle. At most, the truth. Miraculously, as it so happens; just below the bedrock I saw what looked to be, drifting in multiple directions at once, a strewn mass of ground flesh, of feathers, and bones. Blackened both by time and ostensibly the searing lick of a long since rented flame thrower. "Yeah, Kick-[REDACTED]..." I thought before quickly wafting away the stench of my reminiscent thoughts. "Stay focused" I scolded to myself. Before you, the procession of hundreds of once living, pooping, peeping chicks. More importantly, the materialization of hundreds of hours of unpaid labor in a single word. "The truth". That's two words but it doesn't matter now. We can now say for certain that it is, entirely possible -- probable even, that this apolitical barbecue seminar of health and wellness was filmed prior to a sudden cataclysmic geographical event that had occurred outside of the scope of recorded history. Or perhaps, and very well, we have been lied to; Mislead by our general education, indoctrination-tailored public schooling system. A mere socialization station. A daycare for the unfortunate. They never had a chance. Michelle Obama. Please update me if you find uncover new information. I will remain vigilant myself. Until next time.
WOODEN DOORS
Oyvey you can't dig up our nuggets, it's against our religious law to disturb nuggets! You'll just have to take our word that 6 gorilzillion nuggets have been buried in that spot.
I cant belive that those 6 million brazilians died making this video
6 Bazillian people
seems high
yeah right, I'd believe 60k maybe 600k but 6 million is waaay off, noone's gonna believe that ever happened bruh
he cant keep getting away with this
I find it weird, I mean "Totally cool" how the 6 mil number was already being thrown around before the war even started... but in reference to the soviet pogroms.
6 billion corndogs cooked in an 11 minute video? Oh. My. Science..
THANKS SCIENCE 🧑🔬
Seems like an unrealistic amount of corndogs.
Kicked out of 109 cook-offs? Idk bro
"It wasn't a lie." he said. "It was my imagination and, in my mind, I believed it."
-Corndogcaust survivor Herman Rosenblat
@@mme9646only the coolest people get kicked out
Them Jewish cats really jumped off the porch
Them J boys really turning Gaza 2 zaza: SMOKES
@@bmkbbk123 who should we support in the war dm below
Need me some Iron Dome
This war shit got me hella tight
@@bmkbbk123 cringe
Can't believe a survivor of the Bosnian War is now living his best life fighting in the border of Israel and Palestine, respect.
HES NOT A SURVIVOR OF ANYTHING HES JUST A RUclipsR DUMBBAASSS
@yolumyolum4200 take ur meds sweetie 💅🏿
Survivor? More like war criminal of yugoslavia.
@@yolumyolum4200 he served Serbia like the hero that he is.
Sam just solved the Israel/Palestine conflict
Food brings peepuw together!
Muslim or Jew, the real ones the the flavuh
Started it and solved it all in under 2 years time.
This is just a script, they already solved it in the kitchen, just moving one stick.
But he didnt have to kill them all for that😢
Fuckin love the one time a year they do a RUclips video.
It feels like Christmas mornin
🤮
👳🏿♂️ “Ur puking on muh head sar!”
Ben Shapiro is gonna somehow use this as propaganda.
Most definitely as a prime example of antisimetisn
He already used char brisket, so why not?
that ish is weird
Shapiro is smart
@@John-bravooo LOL
LMAO even
"like mom used to say: ya can't make an omelette without bombing a hospital"
-Sam Hyde, 2024
Surprised this didn't get censored.
@@UncleButterworthHe left out all the trigger words, a true linguist.
This is what Ian and Ethan COULD be doing
Are women still the problem? Ethan and Ian have em and they turned doodoo.
Sam and Jet are single and successful
@@MonsieurBigssris
@@MonsieurBigbecoming pussy-whipped is inevitable in a modern marriage
@@MonsieurBigdude. Idubbz wife made him get a vasectomy...it's just a tragedy. They don't even have kids. Which is probably lucky for the kids, now that I think about it.
@@hisaceinthehole3426 If thats true she has quite literally emasculated him.
No toddlers were turned into a crisp during the filming of this video
Only lightly fried 😁
Not at that location
I was looking forward to brisket :(
Why.
Well, some were. Just not in that location
Waiting for Ben Shapiro to show pics of the burnt corn dogs.
"Israel was forced to bomb that hospital. You should see what Sam Hyde did to that pizza if you want to see messed up."
Stop posting pictures of charred brisket that shi be weird bro
That ish weird bruh
Sam loves the people of Israel so much he showed them a real bbq!
Bringin Haitian BBQ to the middle east, fusion cuisine so hot right now
These Jet-Humiliation-Ritual videos are getting wild
Grandmaster samilzky is a righteous leader.
Its crazy how little chemistry these two have together
Jet should be operating a textile mill not attempting comedy
Nah it works because they are 2 different people not clones of eachother they're doing their own thing
Jeez, Duskbear way to just shovel shit right onto somebody's dinner plate, you're not a fun person
You want a gay boyfriend with asburgers U_Uu- sfa
@@bubbaisdead2582Who doesnt
Them J Boys really turning Gaza to Zaza; SMOKES
This war make me hella tight
How you gonna praise Mohammed but make no profits?
need me some iron dome
J boyz hoppin off da porch frfr
Who’s side should we take in the war⁉️
Mr middle beast
We finna light up the Zaza Strip 😂😂
WE FINNA LI-ACK
Them cats really off the porch
@@h930hec if you got weed or 😺we party'n
@@h930hec yea boi. Dey be wilin
Lady Zaza ooo la la
They straight up ripped this right out of the IDF cookbook
My wife's boyfriend's son came out as a super straight aryan after watching this.
how cool 😎
Somebody call the Anti Desalination League.
im feeling salty
Susan isnt going to premote this one lol
susan is gone now is Muhammed
Susan's been gone for ages, update your memes
sam killed her child
I wonder what Susan Wojiskiiiiii's tribe of origin is. I'm sure I wouldn't be at all shocked by it.
@@WeeG-bwc77 Probably Puerto Rican
The old idubbzz royalty free music did not go unnoticed. Well played.
Spicy as always, dont ever stop. You've always been the best.
This ain’t about peace in the middle east this is about world peace 🌎 ✌️
middle east:
FIXED✅
We'll have gay marriage in the Middle East soon enough.
WEST BANK
EMPTIED 📵
666 likes. Interesting.
the hard cuts to classic YT intro blaring music is hysterical
Agreed. Very nice touch.
This is not staying up😭
Fr 😂😂😂
Trust the plan it will
it’s pro israel it’s fine, it’s monetized and everything
inshallah this video will not be stricken down by no infadel
@@jahcobtomas2840 TRVST THE PLQN...
the 50x intros they did for sam hyde is gold because the editing style is just like all the brain rot big youtubers holy shit this videos golden
This is by far the worst video I have ever seen. truly awful. Keep up the good work!
"You can't make an omelet without bawmbing a hospital."
It's amazing to see Sam show respect for the native indian culture who's land they stand on, by using 100% of the packaging the food came in.
Interestingly enough, when the natives would prepare chopped ham, rather than consuming the entire product, the the females and young children were often giving the packaging along with some bison sinew, so they could fashion satchels for carrying berries and herbs
Sam took the outro music from idubbbz, he took fatty from idubbbz, next he will own anisa, and then creator clash
Sam can fix her
Sammy gunnz can fix Anisa with a couple right hooks.
@@WeeG-bwc77 A couple wouldn't suffice I'm afraid
I think you can just buy that
@@PocketRocket_oy vey we can just buy it
Meh
I didn't laugh once. Wtf Sam Hyde doing?
Samuel Hydenstein coming to ya live from Rafah.
I LOVE JEWS. I LOVE JEWS I LOVE JEWS I LOVE JEWS.
Jews rock
TOTAL JEW LOVE
@@MultiSpeedMetaltotal kite lover
JEWS ARE INCAPABLE OF WARCRIMES
THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF WARCRIMES JEWS ARE A PEACEFUL PEOPLE
Finally some kosher kooking
kosher kooking klub
this feels so dated and cringey. cool it with the irony for 12 seconds.
Finally someone speaking sense. Huge fan of Sam Hyde but this shit was wack.
なんて愚かなことを言うのでしょう
I miss hwd
Sounds like someone needs their funny bone tickled😂😂😂😂
god your content fell off
lol the content cop music
Jews rock!
🕺🇮🇱✡️🇮🇱💃
SO TRVE
*rule
Blackrock
"Gas em! Gas em!"
damn this is terrible
wipe
Jets trash
The New Mr Beast✡
I PAYED A MILLION IMMIGRANTS TO MOVE TO EUROPE
That 2013 mlg intros are genius. Awesome video.
Right after "I've got the perfect thing for you fucking J E W S" is histerical
Lmao right
The “dude perfect” intro kills me
I cannot believe I finnsly found my people. this is the side of RUclips I want to be on. this kind of humor will go over most normies heads and that’s why I love it
Oh yeah, if you recently found sam hyde and mde, you have quite the rabbit hole to go down lol
sam needs to retire
Sam you crazy for this one
Why? Talking about joos is hip now, thats why they are trying to make it illegal
The fact this is monetized is crazy 💀
It’s pro Israel, why wouldn’t it be
@@STOPSYPHER Ironically with Sam being anti-jew
It supports the purge of the tribe of Esau youtube is okay with it.
get in while the gettings good boiz
@@STOPSYPHERRUclips is pro Palestine. Its quite obvious
Never forget what happened to the USS Corndog
My top 5 Joos - zelensky, the pope, will smith, petro poroshenko, aleksandr dugin, oh also Drake 😊
What about Harrison ford?
@@Billfye123 true! Can’t forget the guy who lobbied the US government to build infrastructure around the most inefficient, dangerous, and expensive form of travel!
so....world peace 2... guessing its shelved?
USS Liberty
Lavon affair
Gulf of Tonkin
Samson Option
Jews
Shrinkflation
This was so cool. Cook Jet Neptune next.
Jett looked sad when sam stepped on dat ham
Where's my haaamm? I put it right heeerrrree
@@MonsieurBig my holiday ham
@@worldcure7883 I put it here and now it's gooone. Where could it be?
Jet is a bad influence on Mr Hyde
1:53 actually goes so hard
I downloaded it. You should too
no
it’s not that good
@@Schixotica not about it being good its about it being removed. be an archive chad
@@Nick_ETH the archoover🤡
@@Nick_ETH the archoover🤡
Thank you Carls Junior / Hardees for sponsoring this video.
I feel like there’s no way this vid is staying up but if it does then we’re actually so back
Archive it
vicinity of obscenity in your eyes!!
Its still up
@@TheotherLumbergh we’re actually so back
to quote sam - comedy is really hard
The dubstep transition cut cracked me up.
Kino back on the menu boys
Thank Allah, Sam has finally brought peace to the middle east.
oy vey blessed by Rabbi Benyamin bin-Tailur
Art imitates life
this video feels like a personal attack on walmart
It feels like its been years since we got a regular video from Sam. Not a podcast or a Tank of Fish.
Is this spirit cooking ?
This, Harambe...it's 2016 all over again
Burning that RUclips bridge as quick as he built it lol
WOW!!! I just love the gay intro
It’s like hair cake but not as funny
Fatty being part of the MDE crew is so awesome dude. Didn't expect that little guy at the end.
little?
@@SlashXIV he's puttin in the weight loss work, soon enough
@@SlashXIVlittle is in reference to how much time fatty has on this earth. Just a few more banquets for the lad
Does Fatty still live in Michigan?
I should pay him a visit before he expires.
quack sound effects for censoring, that'll get the video on recommended
Mr. Beast in shambles rn, can’t touch this
I've ragged on fatty before but I'm happy seeing him get more active
This is some shit that the impractical jokers would laugh at unironically, and they’re gay
Finally a real video ❤
i'm pretty sure that Krilin never said "now we're cooking with fire"
Ruining your yaoi fanfiction one video at a time
Mustve been Ocean Dub.
Sam Hyde could bring peace to the Middle East simply by doing more content like this.
pretty cringe video. Sam losing his touch?
ch'welp... looks like you're gonna have to find different internet videos to watch 🥴
All pies on Rafah
his voice = BACK
He finally stopped taking crack cocaine
no offense but this wasn't funny. Yall used to be more creative years ago.
This is my favorite sam, this and the funko deep fry video remind me of my brother
Bro can't even put down the vape long enough to get through the bit. lol.. WTF
Near impossible to discover delicious kosher recipes because of the algorithm. At least that’s what I used to think before this showed up in my recommended. No clue who you guys are but KEEP GOONG. there is an audience waiting for kosher recipes!
Sam made one really funny Funko Pop cooking video and now they think that this crap and Indian food eating is funny?? Sam, maybe stop trying to impress “Jet and gang” with your content, try instead to impress God so that you can hold your work to a higher standard.
Truth
I don't understand Sam's humor anymore. This is just pointless
Jews
FBI: "That shit was lit"
Kino or slop? call it.
So nice to see a black father and his black son bonding like this, nature is healing
This is what the RUclips Headquarters sh**ter fought for.
I feel like they made this to play with a flamethrower
Facist
Wow you don't say
Seems like it was to stop war to me but ok
business expense
I feel like they made this to dunk on Brazilians
9:41 "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
I'm a certified Door Dasher. If ya'll need someone to deliver I got you.
I wonder why RUclips never recommended this to me.
im sorry jet neptune is the worst. Dont know how a redditor networked his way into this position.
im 100% sure you only know about sam hyde from the idubbbz doc
@@deityoffilth ^jet on a burner account nice
Jet Neptune has to be the gayest tryhard name on the planet