Sam Hyde, Nick & Charls Watch ABSURD TikToks

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @Roosterboi21
    @Roosterboi21 11 месяцев назад +1702

    Imagine sitting with your family at a stoplight and two divorced dads come flying through your trunk. Then they make a video letting everyone know the car is ok.

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +255

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @bobkin611
      @bobkin611 11 месяцев назад

      They legit never talked about how the people in the Honda Odyssey were doing. Fuckin dick heads. People had to pry that information out of them by blasting them on socials.

    • @bobkin611
      @bobkin611 11 месяцев назад +49

      @@budget-88 God bless them all.

    • @haptic1804
      @haptic1804 11 месяцев назад +49

      ​@@budget-88thats madddd disrespectful adding that retar "ë" on there dude. Dont talk about the uss liberty if you're going to be like that

    • @IndiaNumberOneCoubtry
      @IndiaNumberOneCoubtry 11 месяцев назад

      @@haptic1804reeee

  • @sammahoney9343
    @sammahoney9343 11 месяцев назад +566

    “I hope those guys get frozen” absolutely killed me

    • @DunoHARM
      @DunoHARM 11 месяцев назад +15

      Shit made me howl

    • @Mr.InbetweenFX
      @Mr.InbetweenFX 11 месяцев назад +53

      “Hey why don’t you come over for a quick freeze?”

    • @justinayers3589
      @justinayers3589 11 месяцев назад +82

      Nick's revenge fantasies are so bizarre, its hilarious

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 11 месяцев назад

      @@justinayers3589 like drawing a bow to the face of a guy lowballing for trucks on facebook marketplace

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +14

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

  • @Absolute_Goblin
    @Absolute_Goblin 11 месяцев назад +570

    That landlord tipping vid made me into a deranged leftist eat the rich guy for like 30 seconds

    • @thesebadseeds
      @thesebadseeds 11 месяцев назад +108

      His smug sillybilly *GOTCHA* face

    • @LabiaLicker
      @LabiaLicker 11 месяцев назад

      get the tipping money ready now rent pig

    • @doompatrol5733
      @doompatrol5733 11 месяцев назад +115

      "And next time, Ill add gratuity to your rent" that dude should be tar and feathered.

    • @hydromancer4916
      @hydromancer4916 11 месяцев назад +1

      The greatest crime leftists ever committed was getting class consciousness associated with gays and immigration

    • @Drawingtillthecasketdrops
      @Drawingtillthecasketdrops 11 месяцев назад +80

      I stood outside my landlord's door with a bike lock in a balaclava for like 15 minutes after watching this .

  • @Xvladin
    @Xvladin 11 месяцев назад +264

    Lowes is actually crazy. I showed up on my first day and they immediately made me use a cherry picker to put a 300lb cabinet on the very top shelf alone with no training. I was a skinny kid too.
    They hire kids and then fire them before they get benefits, so it was a constant revolving door of people who had no idea what they were doing doing all the work.

    • @vulturett
      @vulturett 11 месяцев назад +29

      LOL

    • @middlesiderrider
      @middlesiderrider 11 месяцев назад +77

      My dad lost his career when the housing market collapsed in '08(he was head of sales for a building materials company). He took a position at Lowe's until he could get something better, and he quickly became a manager. My dad has had a ton of different jobs over the years, but he told me Lowe's had the most toxic workplace of them all. He hated that place.

    • @FardtilUshid
      @FardtilUshid 11 месяцев назад +61

      I used to stock cabinets, kick the sides as hard as possible while in box.
      Thousands in damaged, thrown in compactor, or "missing" product on my watch.
      Managers were aggressive, the results they got still tickle me.

    • @Xvladin
      @Xvladin 11 месяцев назад +56

      @@middlesiderrider It's a weird thing that you'd never know if you didn't work there, because who cares about Lowes, but the corporate management is ridiculously and obviously bad.
      The very first night the manager sat me down and told me that corporate micromanages everything they can and that he's just trying to make the best of it and that he's looking for another job. That's like the third thing he said to me.

    • @Mr.InbetweenFX
      @Mr.InbetweenFX 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@FardtilUshidI personally love to hear that. That’s what I did at my short time with a store that didn’t pay well and expected insane results. The amount of broken shit and missing expensive food items really evened the situation out for me.

  • @GreggsOverEZ
    @GreggsOverEZ 11 месяцев назад +172

    1300 hp, "We only need 3 of the 5 seat straps buckled."

    • @SamTehGr8
      @SamTehGr8 11 месяцев назад +48

      cathartic seeing boomers getting lawn-chaired into the dash.

    • @yermom014
      @yermom014 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@SamTehGr8Lawn-darted*

  • @KreatorOfDeath1985
    @KreatorOfDeath1985 11 месяцев назад +265

    When charls joins with these 2 its actually godlike i never laughed so hard at a podcast

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +32

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

  • @MastA420
    @MastA420 11 месяцев назад +1362

    Tipping a landlord is the wildest shit ever 😂

    • @Saku19
      @Saku19 11 месяцев назад +243

      That's another reason to own a suppressor, imo.

    • @Eazyjaypee
      @Eazyjaypee 11 месяцев назад +60

      You don’t tip yours?

    • @EllisHudsonn
      @EllisHudsonn 11 месяцев назад +127

      That’s what ur supposed to do 🙄 landlord lives matter

    • @thebrezlin4104
      @thebrezlin4104 11 месяцев назад +104

      They don't deserve to be called lords.

    • @ililililil8385
      @ililililil8385 11 месяцев назад +33

      Yea cause they don't make enough money already.

  • @marcoxalfonso
    @marcoxalfonso 11 месяцев назад +229

    I like how the guy screamed hold on and hyper extended both of his arms on impact

    • @patrickmcguire9671
      @patrickmcguire9671 11 месяцев назад +65

      I cringed so hard at him locking his arms

    • @jojobizadTRASH
      @jojobizadTRASH 11 месяцев назад +19

      When I noticed that I just looked away afterwards, that shit fills my mind with dread.

    • @calholli
      @calholli 11 месяцев назад +33

      It takes a certain skill to destroy yourself so completely

    • @harvey_weenstain8857
      @harvey_weenstain8857 11 месяцев назад +14

      Maybe he just thought it's okay I'm pretty strong

    • @AMeanDude
      @AMeanDude 11 месяцев назад

      Why were they not wearing seatbelts? Us eurocucks are good goys and we follow the rules by putting on seatbelts always!

  • @dustinrisinger1958
    @dustinrisinger1958 11 месяцев назад +284

    Don't even mention the family you rammed into lol

    • @Roosterboi21
      @Roosterboi21 11 месяцев назад +116

      Wish I was that family's lawyer. Dude even uploaded evidence that they knew the car was screwed up.

    • @bweshangout
      @bweshangout 11 месяцев назад +45

      or the fact that car should have never been on the road

    • @frankvonfrauner
      @frankvonfrauner 10 месяцев назад

      They won the lottery for sure. Well, at least Moneywise.
      Their necks are going to be fucked for the rest of their lives.

    • @hmmm8735
      @hmmm8735 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@bweshangoutplus that fuckin bonehead driving

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 8 месяцев назад +30

      95%+ of people have no fucking business being allowed to drive. Let alone breath.

  • @mikekedian1221
    @mikekedian1221 11 месяцев назад +121

    That idiot in the car crash did a french fry when he should've pizzaed.

  • @ChristopherFodor
    @ChristopherFodor 11 месяцев назад +245

    Saying "I deny history" is so f'n funny

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 11 месяцев назад +21

      I deny reality

    • @thesebadseeds
      @thesebadseeds 11 месяцев назад +25

      Oy vey.

    • @Terence.McKenna
      @Terence.McKenna 10 месяцев назад +10

      It's an interesting topic. History is written by the winners. Who knows...

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 8 месяцев назад +7

      historians making people believe greeks civilized the world, when in reality it was 8 foot tall buddhist aryans from asia (tochari,scythian)@@Terence.McKenna

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 8 месяцев назад

      same group of people also pioneered drug use, kush, and opium.@@Terence.McKenna

  • @AnalogLanguage
    @AnalogLanguage 11 месяцев назад +108

    "Are they at sandy hook?" Charls is so good in these.

  • @knowwerk5452
    @knowwerk5452 11 месяцев назад +555

    Watching those two guys get their shit rocked against the dash of their car was cathartic. I work at a dispensary and these types of dudes spend 40 minutes at the counter expelling confused anger while they try to buy the “highest sativa”.

    • @schmoopen
      @schmoopen 11 месяцев назад +33

      YO IS THAT A YELLOW GOAT!? Those are pretty rare, dood

    • @Awesome0Saus
      @Awesome0Saus 11 месяцев назад +97

      U need a better job

    • @colt-_-jonson1743
      @colt-_-jonson1743 11 месяцев назад +52

      bloodly boomers took the car out knowing they had to step on the brakes 24/7 because of a sticking throttle

    • @Ethiixx
      @Ethiixx 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@Awesome0Saus Speak for yourself goober.

    • @ShatteredPulsar
      @ShatteredPulsar 11 месяцев назад +2

      Dude fr

  • @alexscottthompson812
    @alexscottthompson812 11 месяцев назад +84

    The "tip your landlord" guy made a "tip your tenant" video because people were so pissed

    • @AJBAXTER7677
      @AJBAXTER7677 11 месяцев назад +62

      What's next? Tip your boss? Tip the company for the privilege of working at a dead end job?
      Tip your parents for being born?
      Tip your sister? (Alabama Only)

    • @alexscottthompson812
      @alexscottthompson812 11 месяцев назад +28

      @@AJBAXTER7677 tip the world, then it just becomes a society where we're all tipping each other odd amounts of money at random lol

    • @MrSh4des
      @MrSh4des 11 месяцев назад +7

      I'd tip my landlord. Just because they're renting me a house and a welding shop for 2000$ a month. Which is realistically what rent should be but Asians are insane and greedy.

    • @FoolishPoppycock
      @FoolishPoppycock 11 месяцев назад

      @@alexscottthompson812 this is the solution pro-tippers are looking for but they don't even know it yet

    • @drewpowell409
      @drewpowell409 11 месяцев назад +4

      I make sure to tip the irs, because they put so much work into keeping our infrastructure running😊

  • @nattiecraft
    @nattiecraft 11 месяцев назад +105

    “Oh damn we got no breaks… (shifts and hit the gas)”

    • @roarbertbearatheon8565
      @roarbertbearatheon8565 11 месяцев назад +8

      thats actually the secret selfish strat to survive any crash cuz if you’re going faster than the car you hit you take less damage it’s physics

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 11 месяцев назад

      @@roarbertbearatheon8565 is that actually real or a joke?

    • @mr.wezzer4535
      @mr.wezzer4535 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@roarbertbearatheon8565 looks like the car they slammed was at a stop, though.

    • @Liquid_Mike
      @Liquid_Mike 7 месяцев назад +10

      Definitely DON'T kill the engine, or even simply throw it into neutral to lessen the hit!

    • @thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053
      @thewonderfulwizardoftheweb1053 3 месяца назад +4

      I like how he locks every joint he could to inflict maximum damage

  • @Funvideosmate
    @Funvideosmate 11 месяцев назад +107

    I’m glad that Charls is back brother. So glad.

    • @wigger99457
      @wigger99457 11 месяцев назад +25

      It actually is really amazing watching he and Sam heal the friendship and just jump right back in. I think it helped both of them a ton. And I think they enrich each others lives. You can hear Sam just cracking up at Chuck's cracking wise. These 3 guys are special...

    • @Stryker98
      @Stryker98 11 месяцев назад

      Charls was busy attending his job as a KFC manager for the sole purpose of harassing minorities. Once I saw him shank a black kid with a sharpened chicken bone because he didn't "know his place" in front of the sign of colonial slave master Sanders.

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +9

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @brotbrotsen1100
      @brotbrotsen1100 11 месяцев назад

      ​@budget-88 100s of proud African - Asians.. And there life just ended tragically

  • @thomasyancey5887
    @thomasyancey5887 11 месяцев назад +50

    On Trudeau: people that don't do manual labor at all, have to focus so hard on what one hand is doing, the other has to help it concentrate. Some people have a condition too, like mirrored action

    • @SlimReaper1997
      @SlimReaper1997 7 месяцев назад +2

      It looked almost identical to when my hand spazzes out from doing heavy weightlifting/constant gripping of bars and my fingers lock up and cramp. I was looking for how he was reacting to it and if it was painful or him controlling it. He probably was really hard on his ligaments and joints resulting in this type of thing. I could see mechanics ending up with hands in similar condition

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 месяца назад

      Literally cured by doing 20 to 50 pushups a day 😂

  • @ninthundertow
    @ninthundertow 11 месяцев назад +68

    Dude in wreck locked his arms and held on to steering wheel. What an amateur for a "car guy".

    • @CauliflowerConqueror
      @CauliflowerConqueror 11 месяцев назад +26

      Yeah it looked like his right elbow got bent backwards on impact, nasty.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 11 месяцев назад +22

      is part of the requirments of being a "car guy" being in so many car accidents that you train your panic response to a car crash?

    • @necro4258
      @necro4258 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@lucasnadamas9317 What an amateur! Doesn’t even simulate 50mph car crashes regularly.

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@lucasnadamas9317 No, but you relax, bend your arms, and go limp during a crash. The reason why drunks seem to survive more often than the innocent people they hit.

    • @hmmm8735
      @hmmm8735 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@lucasnadamas9317no, it's knowing how to deal with one in the event it happens. Dude was driving a 1300 hp car with a stuck throttle, continued driving while riding brakes, then locked up on impact. Dude should have been nowhere near even a 300 hp car. Complete moron activities.

  • @Will-nt7ju
    @Will-nt7ju 11 месяцев назад +100

    Dude really ate an entire wasp nest without wincing in the slightest. Fucking based

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +17

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @David-ck3gv
      @David-ck3gv 11 месяцев назад

      You didn't see the obvious cut? Lol

    • @Will-nt7ju
      @Will-nt7ju 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@David-ck3gv bro.. don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story

    • @cosmoisacutefleabag550
      @cosmoisacutefleabag550 8 месяцев назад

      @@David-ck3gvthere. No cut duanbsdss

  • @daroachdoggSR
    @daroachdoggSR 11 месяцев назад +192

    Sam torturing Nick with his ironically bad tiktoks is my favorite PGL bit

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 8 месяцев назад +2

      "Ironically" bad doesn't mean anything if you don't/can't do unironically good.

    • @daroachdoggSR
      @daroachdoggSR 8 месяцев назад

      @@iunnox666 If you're a comedian why would you make unironically good tiktoks? It's a garbage app. He's doing a parody of third world/Chinese tiktoks anyways.

    • @daroachdoggSR
      @daroachdoggSR 8 месяцев назад

      @@iunnox666 If you're a comedian why would you make unironically good tiktoks? It's a garbage app. He's doing a parody of the worst of tiktok anyways.

    • @daroachdoggSR
      @daroachdoggSR 8 месяцев назад

      @@iunnox666 lmao If you're a comedian why would you make unironically good tiktoks? It's one of the worst apps.

    • @daroachdoggSR
      @daroachdoggSR 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@iunnox666 lmao If you're a comedian why would you make unironically good tiktoks?

  • @CrimeBeanus
    @CrimeBeanus 11 месяцев назад +54

    Not an autistic tick, Trudeau has just never flipped a pancake in his life so it took all of his physical focus and intensity, hence the gnarling fingers. His butler usually handles all the pancake flipping.

    • @borntopwnyou
      @borntopwnyou 11 месяцев назад +13

      His boyfriend*

    • @edpriolo
      @edpriolo 2 месяца назад

      Fidel had the same tic. 🫢

  • @bobkin611
    @bobkin611 11 месяцев назад +56

    I was eating soup when he said "I hope they get frozen(6:42)" I nearly spit out hot soup on my keyboard. God damn man. Nick is the funniest dude alive. I'll die on that cross

  • @street_pisser
    @street_pisser 11 месяцев назад +96

    I can't blame the guy for making poor decisions while panicking, but if my brakes go out, I'm hopefully looking for openings and inclines. He went almost right for that other car. I understand his logic, he wanted to come to a stop, but not hitting someone means maybe getting out of the situation without hurting anyone else, maybe even yourself. Whereas choosing to collide with that other driver guarantees the injury or death of all involved parties.

    • @imjustaguy8232
      @imjustaguy8232 11 месяцев назад +17

      I broke both my hands cause i thought i could keep the steering wheel straight during a wreck.

    • @Nick-zp8wk
      @Nick-zp8wk 11 месяцев назад +18

      I destroyed a Toyota Vanguard when the brakes went out as I was coming down an exit ramp toward a roundabout. Luckily late at night so no other traffic around. Threw it into park and slowly pulled the handbrake but still ended up eating a tree as I tried to exit the roundabout.

    • @street_pisser
      @street_pisser 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@imjustaguy8232 gnarly stuff, dude

    • @street_pisser
      @street_pisser 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@Nick-zp8wk You did everything you could, sounds like. You were dealt a bad hand, pal.

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 11 месяцев назад +22

      The only solution is to jerk the wheel as hard to the side as you can and try to flip it. Wheels don't touch ground, car can't go

  • @joebenis
    @joebenis 11 месяцев назад +38

    nick looked so disappointed watching his tiktoks

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 8 месяцев назад +3

      As he should be. They're unironi ally as bad as he's ironically trying to make them. Not putting in a real effort "as a joke" doesn't make anything good.

  • @VideoMakesMeHappy
    @VideoMakesMeHappy 11 месяцев назад +35

    Charls first words: ”You mean Fidel Castro’s son?!”

  • @CigEconomy
    @CigEconomy 9 месяцев назад +29

    If my landlord was a young sweet cutie patootie instead of a balding jew I'd think about tipping (but then still not tip).

  • @DrCallistoTesla
    @DrCallistoTesla 10 месяцев назад +28

    The first line about Monkey Bananaing up my house has me dead for some reason

    • @Wecameformoore
      @Wecameformoore 5 месяцев назад +2

      I was driving and almost ran a red light laughing from that.

  • @Top_Lad
    @Top_Lad 11 месяцев назад +47

    Bro said the brakes don't work and SPED UP 😂

  • @Alexander-tk3ct
    @Alexander-tk3ct 11 месяцев назад +31

    I LMAO'd at the slow motion "Hold Onnn!"

  • @SitKid721
    @SitKid721 11 месяцев назад +122

    Tipping anyone is dumb. It shouldn't be on the consumer to make sure the employee is being paid enough.

    • @wyattc.4455
      @wyattc.4455 11 месяцев назад +4

      I agree but it is for whatever reason. Worked as a server in Virginia and tips were no longer tips, they were my pay. The restaurant only had to pay me around 2 dollars an hour.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 11 месяцев назад +6

      Meh it's a fine sistem otherwise you'd just pay more for the food to compensate and the workers would get payed the same amount. it being a thing where you can choose and have some imput is better than being forced into it indirectly at least if someone really fucked you you can not tip and it's an incentive for them to do their job properly

    • @roarbertbearatheon8565
      @roarbertbearatheon8565 11 месяцев назад +30

      Historically tipping wasn’t done to subsidize infra-minimum wagies but was done as a bonus for a job well done or if you were a sinatra type hot shot

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@wyattc.4455 So you knowingly agreed to work for bad pay? That's on you.

    • @smokedbeefandcheese4144
      @smokedbeefandcheese4144 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@wyattc.4455Bro but it isn’t. We are not obligated to pay for shit dude. Only reason I do it at the restaurant is so you don’t spit in my food. Your boss should pay you. And that should be the end of it it’s only not that way because your boss set it up that way.

  • @honorablegent1201
    @honorablegent1201 11 месяцев назад +42

    Im gay actor Michael Douglas and I just came into this thread to promote my movie " Wallstreet" that features " The crisco kid" himself Charlie Sheen

  • @ZeGermanFox
    @ZeGermanFox 11 месяцев назад +53

    The guys' never-ending infatuation with MetalStorm is one of the funniest things to me

  • @alexscottthompson812
    @alexscottthompson812 11 месяцев назад +222

    Nick and Charls need to REALLY start asking some SERIOUS questions about why "Sam HYDE" is the only fella who seems to get his last name in titles. Time to unionize.

    • @smithjones1906
      @smithjones1906 11 месяцев назад +10

      Solidarity ✊

    • @timothyadams4477
      @timothyadams4477 11 месяцев назад +20

      Probably because it's his company and he never took a break.

    • @alexscottthompson812
      @alexscottthompson812 11 месяцев назад +39

      @@Greelis they cannot be allowed to continue denying him a place at the table of black excellence

    • @Stryker98
      @Stryker98 11 месяцев назад

      Sam is using an old Zionist trick by gaslighting everyone into thinking he isn't descended from those goblin kin. 👃

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +5

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

  • @des5748
    @des5748 11 месяцев назад +101

    Damn, the boys throwing up illuminati signs. It's so over

    • @Dewteliflower
      @Dewteliflower 11 месяцев назад +43

      Mondo NFT’s are sams humiliation ritual

    • @DingaLingu
      @DingaLingu 11 месяцев назад +4

      Uninitiated nerd

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +10

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @des5748
      @des5748 11 месяцев назад

      @@budget-88 o7

    • @PapaRikkiBalls
      @PapaRikkiBalls 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@budget-88der der der der

  • @jaymatthews9324
    @jaymatthews9324 11 месяцев назад +32

    I've seen the Trudeau hand thing a lot in the wild. Some people do weird shit with their off-hand when they try to do something technical with one hand.

    • @middlesiderrider
      @middlesiderrider 11 месяцев назад +16

      Something technical like flipping pancakes haha. And you'll notice he can't even do that right. He splatters the batter

    • @calholli
      @calholli 11 месяцев назад +20

      It's called inter-limb interaction.. and what usually happens is you will do the same action with both hands.. Such as squeezing something in one hand, the other hand will squeeze also; at least for some people. This is how a lot of people have negligent discharged of guns: because they are fiddling with something in one hand and have their finger on the trigger in the other hand and end up squeezing with both... But the canadian commie has something completely different. That's like some traces of cerebraI palzy going on.

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 13 дней назад

      ​@@calholli If Shitlob globalists are Commies then how come they have vastly different policies and economic systems than Communist countries?

  • @thefoodlion4353
    @thefoodlion4353 11 месяцев назад +12

    Had a manic episode last week because of these videos so thanks for helping me find out I’m biopolar

  • @Putzing
    @Putzing 11 месяцев назад +37

    Cars make such a cool hobby. Everyone thinks it's so cool. That guy and his basic divorce-looking friend in that crash are cool.

  • @mattposky2892
    @mattposky2892 11 месяцев назад +32

    That Knife School reference was great. Most important sketch not to feature Nick

    • @MrLukedanger
      @MrLukedanger 11 месяцев назад

      Where was it, my fav sketch

    • @m92quad55
      @m92quad55 11 месяцев назад

      Best ever

  • @frankvonfrauner
    @frankvonfrauner 10 месяцев назад +10

    Nick's breakdown of the consequences of ignoring ESG was fucking perfect.
    Capital is so fucking important at the multi-billion level, and Blackrock and Vanguard have all of it.

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 11 месяцев назад +59

    First dude filming his employees like a carnival show, I think if a dude who was paying him 100k to redo his floors shot him in the foot mid conversation, he'd be like "alright man great stuff see ya tomorrow!" then limps out with a smile and a still bleeding foot.

    • @Will-nt7ju
      @Will-nt7ju 11 месяцев назад +8

      Lmao, acting like he’s beetlejuice

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +3

      Nëver forget the USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @calholli
      @calholli 11 месяцев назад

      no

    • @GooberGunkThe3rd-ik2tl
      @GooberGunkThe3rd-ik2tl 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah no he's looking for validation about such a good g a y he is

  • @shmegma4371
    @shmegma4371 11 месяцев назад +29

    Mookie is his christian name 😂

  • @fluffypinkpandas
    @fluffypinkpandas 11 месяцев назад +33

    the only tips you should give a landlord is blue tips, green tips, red tips, orange tips

    • @avtist5639
      @avtist5639 11 месяцев назад +15

      hollow tips

    • @fluffypinkpandas
      @fluffypinkpandas 11 месяцев назад

      @@avtist5639yup hollow tips mhm
      cross tips
      flat tips
      jacketed tips

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 5 месяцев назад

      Mushroom tips

  • @helpIthinkmylegsaregone
    @helpIthinkmylegsaregone 6 месяцев назад +4

    Destroying someone's cabinets, taking extra money for that and then trying to sell the parts back to them is actually a massive comedic achievement.

  • @VNDER88
    @VNDER88 11 месяцев назад +18

    is that second guy actually THE john stupid?...

  • @PhildoBaggins
    @PhildoBaggins 11 месяцев назад +37

    Can always spot a highschool baseball player.

  • @Gchapel17
    @Gchapel17 11 месяцев назад +76

    Lmao at the guys in the car just wearing the lap belt on a five point harness. IM IN MY OLD SKOOL I ONLY WEAR THE LAP BELT! Would have been a lot better off for the driver if he didn’t tense up, thats why drunks don’t die in crazy crashes. Should have been more drunk!

    • @snoop_lion
      @snoop_lion 11 месяцев назад +21

      I couldn't believe it when I saw the five point shoulder straps fly up from behind him. How do you have a 5 point and not use it?? It's so much better than normal seatbelts.

    • @patrickmcguire9671
      @patrickmcguire9671 11 месяцев назад +14

      Bro locked his elbows on impact and got fucked up. Gotta stay loose.

    • @bweshangout
      @bweshangout 11 месяцев назад

      those idiots were asking for it

    • @fluffythenut4615
      @fluffythenut4615 6 месяцев назад

      @@patrickmcguire9671his arm snapped in half

    • @thedislikebutton69
      @thedislikebutton69 5 месяцев назад

      just fuckin say it

  • @ericmcmanus5179
    @ericmcmanus5179 8 месяцев назад +9

    12:40 the guys had 5 point harnesses in the car and didn't use them. "There points I've learned that I'd like to pass on to you guys". No, I'm ok bro. I'm not stupid enough to not wear my seat belt. Especially not in a 1300hp death machine.

  • @Goat_biscuit
    @Goat_biscuit 11 месяцев назад +35

    I like the 30-40 min podcasts. Keeps me watching at work.

    • @wigger99457
      @wigger99457 11 месяцев назад +10

      PGL at work is the best form of time thieving

    • @friendlyfella123
      @friendlyfella123 11 месяцев назад

      @@wigger99457as long as they think you’re working it’s fine

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +2

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @wigger99457
      @wigger99457 11 месяцев назад

      yeah it's gotten to the point where the gumroad isn't really putting out enough content to justify the cost. Especially if you've watched like every video in the backlog.@@real1mem3s

  • @benputhoff9898
    @benputhoff9898 11 месяцев назад +13

    I feel like the tiktok at 30:34 could be a sleeper agent activation trigger

  • @joshuagraham9770
    @joshuagraham9770 11 месяцев назад +10

    I love how hasanabi is one of the tags

  • @colebeans3145
    @colebeans3145 11 месяцев назад +11

    Not found in dumpster covered in maggots is wild 😂

  • @OPTIMUSL1ME
    @OPTIMUSL1ME 11 месяцев назад +55

    Lil Shitpost uploaded? I'm gunking ugh I'm fucking gunking!

  • @FunnyMonkeyReallyFunny
    @FunnyMonkeyReallyFunny 11 месяцев назад +58

    Edging to this. Thanks guys

    • @theneonpython
      @theneonpython 11 месяцев назад +8

      Im gooned out

    • @bweshangout
      @bweshangout 11 месяцев назад +9

      this may just be what i need to bust

  • @JohnDoe-z2r
    @JohnDoe-z2r 11 месяцев назад +35

    Sam reveling in Nick's horror and disappointment as he shows him his shorts

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 8 месяцев назад

      The shittiness of his shorts is like a cut your nose to spite your face thing. They're *just* bad. That being the point doesn't make them funny or good.
      Sam was capable of being legitimately funny at one point. Watching his new "comedy" is depressing.

  • @EricTheCleric93
    @EricTheCleric93 11 месяцев назад +6

    I wanna see Nick's reaction to the hacked AC-130 in MW2 that shoots the 105mm cannon like a machine gun.

  • @Kinnr_
    @Kinnr_ 2 месяца назад +1

    Subtly and confidently asking someone to come over, as an acquaintance, that they might wanna come over for a quick freeze (1000 years) is the funniest shit ever. This could have been 3 movies in the early 2000s alone.

  • @relleck2036
    @relleck2036 11 месяцев назад +3

    4:38 that "your hands do this right guys?" comment had me fucking dying for like 15mins lmao

  • @hrglass8395
    @hrglass8395 11 месяцев назад +94

    Jet, u should curate like 20-50 tiktoks every week for the guys to react to! would be a great series

    • @cisimean4327
      @cisimean4327 11 месяцев назад +27

      Jet Neptune stinks

    • @rileysanders701
      @rileysanders701 11 месяцев назад +25

      Jet doesn’t do this it’s joey. Jet’s a tool

    • @eprimchad2576
      @eprimchad2576 11 месяцев назад +18

      No he shouldnt that would be fuckin cringe

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr 11 месяцев назад +5

      its gotten lazy enough

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +5

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

  • @tomtumulec2504
    @tomtumulec2504 11 месяцев назад +39

    if any landlord say i need to tip him...some socks with cement is gooing to be flushed down the toilet before i leave.

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 5 месяцев назад +2

      Oh my God that's genious.

  • @GarnonEre
    @GarnonEre 11 месяцев назад +25

    Nick please do more of those singing skits they are so so good, straight BANG laughter!

  • @mrbungle3310
    @mrbungle3310 11 месяцев назад +11

    Listening to these 3 makes me realise i never had cool friends and im 22

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 11 месяцев назад +3

      22 is young bro. I am 30 and I can say that 22 is young. I am still young too. 30 is still young. You will see when you get there

  • @Deadricblood
    @Deadricblood 11 месяцев назад +7

    Nick asking if that was Shoenice is the funniest shit ever.

    • @drewsymedia
      @drewsymedia 7 месяцев назад

      "Well bAAAAAsically"

  • @Bradley.Calavera
    @Bradley.Calavera 11 месяцев назад +16

    Bananing around is insaaaane LMAO

  • @terminallyonline280
    @terminallyonline280 11 месяцев назад +8

    sam not helping the stereotype of poc not tipping

  • @Outmode88_music
    @Outmode88_music 11 месяцев назад +2

    "I dont doubt it, but at the same time I do" - Charls in a nut shell

  • @BlastBinary
    @BlastBinary 11 месяцев назад +6

    19:00 this needs to be an MDE skit.

  • @j-555
    @j-555 10 месяцев назад +14

    That photorealistic body cam FPS game is how a new doom should be, but in the original style of open level design and scary af demons.

  • @middlesiderrider
    @middlesiderrider 11 месяцев назад +26

    I had my brakes fail on an old Toyota pickup. It was raining and I was approaching a line of cars stopped at a red light, so I started to gently apply the brakes, but nothing happened. So I pushed on the brake pedal harder and it went nearly to the floor, but just at the bottom my brakes started working, fully. As in they locked up. I was thankfully going pretty slow, but not slow enough as I skidded on the wet blacktop onto the back of a lady's Jeep SUV. I couldn't have run into her softer if I had tried, but she freaked out. Which I understand(car accident, I was at fault) but the only damage was a rip in her Harley Davidson spare tire cover. She got so crazy a guy came over from the sidewalk and said, "Man you barely touched her car and it she tried to sue you I'll testify to that in court.". Which was awesome of that guy but she never sued, my insurance just had to pay $800. I know Harley stuff is expensive, but that's ridiculous haha. After exchanging insurance info I drove straight to Napa Auto parts. Driving a manual transmission up and down hills in traffic with brakes that either don't work or are on full lock is pretty difficult. But I made it all the way to Napa without hitting anyone. And then when I pulled into the Napa parking lot I ran into the building😂. Couldn't stop. Somehow no one noticed haha. The building was cinder block and all it did was smash my bumper bull bar. Which is when I realized bull bars are stupid and useless. Anyway I bought a new master cylinder and changed it in the parking lot. When I took the old master cylinder off(which looked like it had been replaced by a previous owner) I saw that the mc body was broken inside and leaking internally. After installing the new one I never had a problem again. I have an old Chevy truck now and I made damn sure to fix the emergency brake in case something like that ever happened again.
    Next time I'll tell you how that old Toyota jumped a block and started rolling downhill, picking up speed towards a Casey's gas station...

    • @MrLukedanger
      @MrLukedanger 11 месяцев назад +8

      The only way to drive without breaks is manual

    • @middlesiderrider
      @middlesiderrider 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@MrLukedanger that's a good point, engine braking and all that. My main issue with a manual was trying to stop on a hill then accelerate again, as my brakes were failing more and more on the way to Napa. A smart person would have stopped driving the truck and gotten a ride or some other solution that didn't involve potentially running into people and objects

    • @Gchapel17
      @Gchapel17 11 месяцев назад +18

      Hahhaha white knuckling to the napa and then hitting the building is hilarious. You should probably get AAA but your T level might be too high. FUCK IT IM GETTIN PARTS

    • @mikem5475
      @mikem5475 11 месяцев назад

      why wouldn't you just use the hand brake or emergency brake foot pedal? Easy. Every car has one

    • @middlesiderrider
      @middlesiderrider 11 месяцев назад

      @@mikem5475 not every car has one. And even if they do, many old cars have inoperable hand(emergency) brakes. It's very common for the cables to get rusty, seize, and break.
      The Toyota's emergency brake didn't work.

  • @AlistairCalvert
    @AlistairCalvert 11 месяцев назад +25

    Gicky gackers gang

  • @drogz
    @drogz 11 месяцев назад +8

    I feel the same way nick does about sam's tiktok

  • @paul-exclamation-mark
    @paul-exclamation-mark 11 месяцев назад +5

    It's awesome seeing the band get back together

  • @ret2156
    @ret2156 11 месяцев назад +8

    I tip myself for being such a good tipper. My tip comes out of what i give so i make out almost every time.

  • @apogeotropism1714
    @apogeotropism1714 9 месяцев назад +15

    The fact that they definitely made it WAY WORSE than it should’ve been, by giving the car a HYUGE amount of gas RIGHT AFTER realizing that their brakes were bad and that they were coming up on a stop light at the intersection.
    AND THEN, the fact that they didn’t just risk their own life by pulling out into the intersection…
    (Because, they definitely could’ve just squeezed in between the minivan and the car in the turning lane or you know, drove off the side of the road into a tree or even the bushes to try to slow themselves down in the parking lot to the right…
    And instead, they decided it would be better for their own health to just rear end the young, freshly started family in the minivan in front of them so that they could then push them out into the intersection so that they could possibly get into a T-Bone collision as well…
    And to think that these two guys make a living by calling themselves “car guys”…
    They should both have their auto mechanics licenses revoked along with their driving licenses.
    They’re literally a hazard to the public as long as they’re allowed to build automobiles and/or drive them.

    • @HansWick
      @HansWick 6 месяцев назад +1

      You said "They" so many times but only 1 person was driving the car, idk the back story with the brakes but the person driving was definitely a dumbass

    • @herbienbrian2
      @herbienbrian2 5 месяцев назад

      He did not hit the gas. He tried shifting into park, you can hear the parking paul clicking. The rpm rises because the transmission was disengagued from the engine basically in neutral. He should have down shifted to first gear and used engine braking instead.

  • @donutstand
    @donutstand 11 месяцев назад +3

    that hyperextension of his elbow that they replayed over and over again was grossing me out

  • @DetectiveStablerSVU
    @DetectiveStablerSVU 11 месяцев назад +8

    Hey get my man Charls another TV on the other side so he doesn't break his neck

  • @ATEN_DNAR
    @ATEN_DNAR 11 месяцев назад +4

    Seeing the boys together makes me happy.

  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER 11 месяцев назад +8

    I didn’t know Trudeau was GDK

  • @Lastman737
    @Lastman737 11 месяцев назад +3

    I work at Lowe's. The machine stopped because the old man approached it while it's raised. He needed to reset the lift and clear the area and then lower it.

  • @MaxisRichtofen
    @MaxisRichtofen 11 месяцев назад +5

    ill consider landlord tipping in the realm of maybe possibility when they fix the washer dryers in a timely manner and not a month from now

  • @THESLlCK
    @THESLlCK 11 месяцев назад +2

    I've been wanting to see sam react to these clowns in the mercury. I asked for it a while ago. The negligence is genuinely insane

  • @JokerThaToker
    @JokerThaToker Месяц назад +1

    12:32 no mention of the innocent people sitting at the red light that they rear ended while trying to do their re-tar’d experiments.

  • @ferrisbueller9991
    @ferrisbueller9991 11 месяцев назад +33

    My heart broke for the ikea box guy... those noises can come out of near any man if it is thousands of pounds. 40-90 lbs. 120lbs?

    • @marcobott7243
      @marcobott7243 11 месяцев назад +11

      he wasn't even bearing its entire weight. guy has no excuse to get that terrified and make those sorts of noises.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 11 месяцев назад +10

      100 pounds should be a breeze for a young, healthy man. Even 200 should be

    • @Logan_93
      @Logan_93 11 месяцев назад +9

      Those sounds would never come out of me, for any reason, ever. I would die before squealing like a redditor.

    • @budget-88
      @budget-88 11 месяцев назад +6

      Nëver forget the USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 11 месяцев назад +14

      It was worse than seeing someone get actually physically crushed, it was like seeing someone get emotionally destroyed and have his dignity shattered by a box that was a tough watch

  • @____________________________J
    @____________________________J 10 месяцев назад +2

    I wear contacts at work and glasses at home. I often adjust glasses that aren’t there.

  • @Poqanics
    @Poqanics 7 месяцев назад +2

    My favorite weapon of all time was the Cerebral Bore from Turok 2..so fucking good

  • @jojobizadTRASH
    @jojobizadTRASH 11 месяцев назад +4

    I still wonder if the POV in this game 20:10 is a digitized person or a 3D model. This looks insanely real.

  • @Garblegox
    @Garblegox 11 месяцев назад +18

    Ayo they call me 48 in the streets. I used to be 64 but I collapsed my vertebrae lifting all those shingles you made me lift, and now I'm 3/4 my original height. I gave this game the back off my back gnome saying?

  • @vampvhs
    @vampvhs 8 месяцев назад +1

    When getting into a car accident make sure you grip the steering wheel and lock your arms for maximum protection

  • @delfman5291
    @delfman5291 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Try and see if you can make the needle touch the red part"

  • @maxmajoros8917
    @maxmajoros8917 11 месяцев назад +8

    6:09 this HAS to be a joke

    • @Will-nt7ju
      @Will-nt7ju 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lol I don’t think it is

  • @b.p.5324
    @b.p.5324 11 месяцев назад +1

    Making up a song every time someone shows you something annoying is genius, I’m stealing that one

  • @gldntchr7122
    @gldntchr7122 11 месяцев назад +5

    I done weird hand shit when I was flying on MDMA in my younger years.

  • @coffeecryptoconstruction2582
    @coffeecryptoconstruction2582 11 месяцев назад +5

    Charlie brown is in town!

  • @alex62965
    @alex62965 11 месяцев назад +4

    The car crash clip 😂😂 his face got smushed a bit bit there eh? Nice seat belts!! 👍👍
    Deserved

  • @andrewnagavelli1215
    @andrewnagavelli1215 7 месяцев назад +2

    Chuck is the only flat earth guy I beleive

  • @reeetawd
    @reeetawd 8 месяцев назад +2

    Nick needs to do "no houses" streams. Id love to see him blow up a bunch of cars in Just Cause or GTA and watch a bunch of radom videos. The riffs he does on videos on the podcast are great.

  • @pearz420
    @pearz420 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chuck sees Metalstorm and his first thought is "I mean how do you dodge that?"

  • @lasciviouspaine
    @lasciviouspaine 5 месяцев назад +1

    they should get theater seating so Charls doesn't have to break his neck every time they show a clip

  • @Mornings
    @Mornings 11 месяцев назад +10

    Tip your landlord .44 dirty harry style epic win!!

  • @nullw8768
    @nullw8768 2 месяца назад +1

    "We probably dont need to wear our harness seat belts on the first test of this car, we're just going to floor it right out the gate"

  • @maxmoefoefan88
    @maxmoefoefan88 11 месяцев назад +2

    THE REPLAY OF THE CRASH HAS ME FUCKIN DYING