That’s the thing a lot of people neglect about their pet Russian is their happiness. Just the other day my pet Russians lighter ran out. Poor guy was running around with a cigarette in his mouth and no damn lighter and it’s not like he can voice this concern to anyone he can’t speak anything legible. So I went up to him and gave him another Bic lighter. 🥹 the smile on his face as he lit one up. He was so happy he began throwing empty bottles in the air and dancing the Kalinskaya.
God knows what would have happened if you didn't already have a shooting range for the little guy. They need a LOT of space to burn energy. And barrels.
Grandmaster of Anime You’re pet *Russian* is too epic bro! In *Hawaii* we have pet a *menehune* that will chuck spears and will steal & eat *famous* explorers.
@@spaghettiman421 Grats bro! I shall get my tribe together and host an *epic* feast for you! We'll find the most fat obnoxious politician we can find. I'll get our volcano ready! 👍🍖🌋😋
See? Everybody talks about how "dangerous" it is to have a pet Russian because "it could get violent", but even with a fully loaded Kalashnikov, his Russian just wanted to keep his owner safe. It's obvious his pet Russian was clearly raised with love, care and plenty of borscht. It's all about how the owner raises them.
Rose in a Fist поступался is incorrect, «ся» is a returnable particle and it shouldn’t be used with this verb, either way it makes no sense. If you want to say that you would do this multiple times(present simple) then you should use «поступал», if it was an act that was supposed to happen once, you would use it in past tense, поступил.
@@XD-ty2xw What about a NATO Supreme Allied Commander and US Air Force General, Philip Breedlove naming Russia an "existential threat". Also, Air Force Gen. John Hyten said "they (Russia) pose the only existential threat to the country right now..."
Le Venusine Well your right we still do worry about them, but that statement was 3 years ago, yeah there is the recent information brought up about the Russian bounties on our troops to the taliban, but I haven’t heard any other concerns regarding Russia recently.
@@vetrix215 tf you think a silencer is? A magical device that will absorb every sound in your gun to a point where you yourself cant hear it? Also, you cant just shoot a dog that is meant and trained to guard a house, those things are tough asf
@@largocharles8729 1. No I never said silencer will do that but owners definitly wont hear it with the dog barking and especially trought the wall, unless the window is open 2. It woudnt be my first nor the second time shooting a dog.
stoplooking atmeplease ak101 mags are way straighter and ak74ms stock are polymer not wood Edit: ak101’s are also polymer who questions my AK knowledge next
@@guywhohascutedoggo65 Let me try to guess all the wrong things he did. Using a gun as a toy. Obscured vision. Bad posture when shooting. Quickly placing the magazine. Rushing forward to shoot and almost tripping. And I can't think of more at the moment.
You see, they can say that about us Americans because where an ocean away. Russia is in Europe, so they can't say anything or feel the wrath of 'Pet Russians'
That is indeed a ak-74. The mag has less of a curvature than the ak-47 mag since it is chambered in 5.45mm. They are also commonly stocked colored orange
The way he's crouch walking , lifting the ak like a caveman, immediately starting to fire after placing the mag, not even holding the grip and just fingering the trigger while controlling the gun using the arm guard and pure grip strength, this is art
Stoudtminer1 I think you missed the humor in my comment I’m not making fun of you I’m putting a play on words, of course there is nothing wrong with being gay
Ah rookie Mistake, see if you’re gonna feed meat to your pet Russian make sure you cook it first, all kinds of nasty diseases in raw meat like capitalism, communism and autocracies Remember this next time
@@diamond.armour.0866 Ice hockey? That's a new one. Usually people stereotype us with football and cheeseburgers. I think you got your Canada stereotypes and your America stereotypes mixed up.
Guys he's been acting so strange lately... Every time I try to give him a light mag He just screams and tries to knife me I read about it online and they said you should give him an extended heavy mag So I gave him a one , he started sniffing it for a while , i thought he was so happi 🥰 But he threw at time and then started screaming and knifing again What should I do?
“Does he bite?”
Me: are you German 🤨
WHEN YOU NA** IS WE GET ONE SHOT YOU
Yes.......?
@@romeobiongcog1661 count yer days 😂
He Russia
Mustache man has come from 1939 and his name was hit-
See guys, pet shouldn't be locked in a cage. It should be free in the shooting range
AND THE GODDAMN DEVIL CATS SHOULD BE THE TARGET FOR TODAY
@@YourFriendlyHouseInvader lol
Bars
LOL this needs more likes
@@YourFriendlyHouseInvader what?
He looks exactly like a borderlands psycho
His walk, his stance, his hipfiring position, its perfect
It killed me when he immediately started firing. Having no idea he had a target range floored me more. Hes so happy!!
Oh man thats what I was thinking too hahaha
Reminds me a lot of the Reapers from InFAMOUS personally :D
@@fluffybluefastboi103 same
He is the first generation
That’s the thing a lot of people neglect about their pet Russian is their happiness. Just the other day my pet Russians lighter ran out. Poor guy was running around with a cigarette in his mouth and no damn lighter and it’s not like he can voice this concern to anyone he can’t speak anything legible. So I went up to him and gave him another Bic lighter. 🥹 the smile on his face as he lit one up. He was so happy he began throwing empty bottles in the air and dancing the Kalinskaya.
What is Kalinskaya? Did you meant russian tennis player? :D
A Russian can never function without his black label sobranie. That's a fact.
@@Life_Enjoyer pretty sure he meant Kalinka, just autocorrect
@@Invizive agreed :)
Lmfaoooo I'm dead twice
“And now for gift for pet German. Pet German, where are you?”
*Panzer IV lumbers around the corner*
It works on schnitzel, doesnt it?
Lol
Lol
Pet German, where are you?
MP 40: *viciously cocking near your border*😂
@@hertz9879Pet German I have gift for you!!
Pet German: *aggressive zipper sounds intensify
My pet Russian has an RPK
Any updates?
Yeah he killed about five wolfs
Angel Pates oh trust me he killed 3 guys who tried to mug me while we were walking in the park
Wow but did your pet mess with the innocent people?
@@angelpates4085 no he did not he's really nice to people
Pet russian: *Fires at a random guy*
Owner: -Hes so happy-
Just let him finish
More like
Hez so hapvy
He’s so heppy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably got shot afterwards
Да
“Hes so happy”
Indeed he is☺️
Сразу видно что хозяин любит и заботится о своём русском питомце ❤
"Is he dangerous?"
"No he's not."
The pet :
Underrated
But he’s so happy
yes
he's happy so
🤣
God knows what would have happened if you didn't already have a shooting range for the little guy.
They need a LOT of space to burn energy. And barrels.
XDDD
Usually they use Syrian kids
@@GarbyBoi nope, thats Pet American
Especially using a 50. to spray syrian kids
Pet Russians were sitting in truck with camera and cought this
Give pet Russian Vodka, he so happy
@@sovietred7371 someone's a bit offended eh? Lol
In America we shoot our guns normally
BUT In Soviet Russia:
It's reversed when your in Detroit or the Bronx.
In Soviet Russia guns... shoot you?
Wait....
It's always a great day when pet Russian is recommended to me
what a polite pet he even reloads it by himself *what a good boi*
Nah, it's just instincts of all pets Russian
@@kolobokmain6101 lol
@Deagan Kapeller same here, buddy
asia is near russia right??? ight imma go get one ighttt
@@anntopacio5192 russia is in asia
"Oh my... Does he bite?"
"No. He shoot."
Lol 🤣
Copi
Gacha Blue fuck off gachatard
*Oh, shoot*
Blyat, will he take ak or mosin
This feels like a glimpse into a past life, jesus
Pet Russian😂😂😂
Петросян😐😐🚬🚬
Мда...
Тоже заметил
Я не видел, что.
You’r dog kinda weird but I still like him
Now this comment is on 69 likes
Don't like anymore
u stoopid
its pet russian
ofc we like him
@@erenyeager4502 too late bro. It's 410 likes right now
He don't bite, but he shoots
@Anton Babani yes he is.
Fun fact: pet Russians have a life span for over 80 years
Spawn?
@@Rainn804 spawn.
*WARNING : LIFE WILL SPAWN IN 2 MINUTES*
Well ill be 'spawn' camping for a long time
Fun Fact: Russian pets have a life span of 0-75 years!
Last time I saw this was like 2017 so glad this meme is making a comeback
This was uploaded in 2019…
As a "half" Russian I can confirm that this is our pets in Russia
I'm full Russian. This is what Chechen pet look like
Life Of Boris wants to:
*Be your pet russian*
Boris isn't russian
@@user-yz7cd9eb4c no one knows what he is hes Slavic that means hes either Ukrainian,Russian,Polish,or Belarusian
@@pelinalwhitestrake8195 he said he isn't Russian
@@user-yz7cd9eb4c then that leaves Ukrainian,Polish,and Belarusian
@@pelinalwhitestrake8195 I last remember he was Estonian
Them: Is your dog a German Shepherd or it is a Siberian Husky?
Me: *It's kinda complicated.*
Russian Shepherd or Russian Husky?
My favorite breeds! Oh I can’t decide--
I actually had a mix of those two
Had to shoot in the head a couple of days ago though because I'm tired of waiting in the bread line for nothing
I have a mix of those two breeds. I named her Katyusha and she is smart as fuck.
its a Russian bully you dummy
Надо так с американцами попробовать 😊
But you need oil to feed them XD
They take 556 nato and oil and tend to be overweight and unruly if not properly trained.
Just get some Russian hotties and I’ll guarantee that you will hook a few Americans.
You have M16 mags???? I take 20's 30's and up, steel, aluminum, or plastic. I accept all.
Me like m4 magy’s
He sounds happy too 😊
he's handling that rifle like a bass guitar. And shooting like playing slaps
tf is a bass guitar
@@bananamouth7985 daive504
Get outta here davie fanboys
@@rakawajdi8920 i will slap you
you can tell this guy watches davie504
“Yo dog bite?”
“Nah fam but he will steal your ak mag”
Grandmaster of Anime You’re pet *Russian* is too epic bro! In *Hawaii* we have pet a *menehune* that will chuck spears and will steal & eat *famous* explorers.
I’ve done it... at last... I have achieved comedy........this is the first time I’ve ever gotten 1k likes took me 4 years 😅
@@spaghettiman421 Grats bro! I shall get my tribe together and host an *epic* feast for you! We'll find the most fat obnoxious politician we can find. I'll get our volcano ready! 👍🍖🌋😋
"will he chew my shoes?"
"no but he will shoot them if he has a ak mag"
@ꨄhxneyꨄ You be safe in *Hawaii* because we only hate racist people here.... But we use em for volcanic sacrifices though.
-"Does he bite?"
-"Нет, я прийду к вам ночью"
😳
Dude I haven’t seen this in forever... and it’s still hilarious 😂
Girl: "Russian puppy are cute"
Boys:
Indo anjir
@@user-fy3iv3nf1o Что с тобой?
блять
Гей?
@@user-fy3iv3nf1o yahahaha bukan indo
See? Everybody talks about how "dangerous" it is to have a pet Russian because "it could get violent", but even with a fully loaded Kalashnikov, his Russian just wanted to keep his owner safe. It's obvious his pet Russian was clearly raised with love, care and plenty of borscht. It's all about how the owner raises them.
Sub Zero Same difference, dude. Either spelling works.
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 the "T"errorists must be eliminated
The only reason pet Russians get a bad rep is because they were bred for fighting by bad owners :(
@@cookieofchaos No they use a lot of Vodka, cost too much.
tho make sure they don’t smoke much
"He's russian I has gift for you."
The pet russian: oo
That actually cracked me up! Hilarious! LOL
The funny part about this joke was that it was a real gun.
And that it being semi-auto completely* stops it from being used as a full-auto
lol
Yeah no shit
WhiteShadow2355 ruclips.net/video/MMY_SUuobww/видео.html
What the fuck is your pfp and banner, that's so fucking strange
I guess
So the next pokemon game takes place in Russia
MVPerry I guess,
I bet this pomemon love vodka
Hey dint expect you here
Tsar bomba I choose you
this is the place i would least expect you to pop up
I was waiting to hear "My Precious!!" 😂
Aaaw look at the cute little Doog he got a new mag
The way he said "i have a gift for you" is better than the way my parents talk to me
whoooooaaaaaahhhhhyyyy
Dang.
Dang
Moai
@Moai wdym?
The way he shoots looks like NPCs from Call of Duty campaign
More like CSGO
He's bumpfiring lol
Hahaha
Yeah, and when all the enemies are dead they just stand up straight and walk around normally
Unlike the Frist cod, where npcs were op
This is the best video I’ve ever seen
Words cannot describe the sheer amount of joy and hilarity.
I'm Russian and that's exactly what I would do if someone gifted me a mag with live ammo.
А как же заорать блык лыйвс мытыр и обвинить калаш в расизме за то что не чёрный?
Rose in a Fist English
Rose in a Fist Будучи американцем, я бы так же поступил с калашом
Rose in a Fist поступался is incorrect, «ся» is a returnable particle and it shouldn’t be used with this verb, either way it makes no sense. If you want to say that you would do this multiple times(present simple) then you should use «поступал», if it was an act that was supposed to happen once, you would use it in past tense, поступил.
Rose in a Fist alright, good luck and enjoy learning language :)
I see why the Americans feared the Russians during the cold war, they were right to do so
They still fear them
Le Venusine says who?
@@XD-ty2xw What about a NATO Supreme Allied Commander and US Air Force General, Philip Breedlove naming Russia an "existential threat".
Also, Air Force Gen. John Hyten said "they (Russia) pose the only existential threat to the country right now..."
Le Venusine Well your right we still do worry about them, but that statement was 3 years ago, yeah there is the recent information brought up about the Russian bounties on our troops to the taliban, but I haven’t heard any other concerns regarding Russia recently.
And Russians fear American spies, so it's pretty even.
This looks oddly familiar and I can't tell if it's old or new. Either way I remember seeing this a few years ago.
Awwww hes so cuuute ❤
USA : Dogs are the best way to protect your house from thieves
Russia :
I have never once heard someone say that a dog is the best way to protect your house
Rex Gaming_501st I’ve heard it plenty of times. If you have a big dog robbers wouldn’t even dare to break in
@@Momoxyo Shoot the dog with the silenced weaon. Unless people are suspicious of dog suddently going silent you're all good.
@@vetrix215 tf you think a silencer is? A magical device that will absorb every sound in your gun to a point where you yourself cant hear it? Also, you cant just shoot a dog that is meant and trained to guard a house, those things are tough asf
@@largocharles8729 1. No I never said silencer will do that but owners definitly wont hear it with the dog barking and especially trought the wall, unless the window is open
2. It woudnt be my first nor the second time shooting a dog.
You can really see the love between this man and his pet Russian. If only more pet owners were like you.
UwU
I ship l i f e L o v e.
Bruh
Ikr? Owners who gave their pets ak47 are the best.
-I'm- We're the 569th like
I know so sweet right
,, does he bite"?
,, no he shoot". 💀
I have a similar breed, a pet Finn. He listens to Sakkjarven polka on repeat for hours.
Let me guess, he drinks a lot of Beer And loves old Bolt action rifles?
This dislikes are the people who have pets as M16 Rifles
Bruh mine does no shit...
Pets with m-16 rifles not as m16 bro
Lemonchino Reviews mk
shakablemarlin0 lucky all i got is a pet glock 😑
My pet have a Barret
Best part he stands up and just walks away like a NPC done doing his task
That’s why it looked so familiar to me
He ran out of ammo and just got sad
Underrated 😭😂
NPC:Quick! We gotta get this potion to save my wif-
Me:untracks mission
NPC:*proceeds to stand there until mission is tracked*
😂😂😂😂
He gives he’s pet an mag for his Al 47
"Does he bite "
"No better he shoots"
“What breed is your pet?”
“AK-47”
“...”
Hate to be that guy but the gun he had was an AK-74
Andon Martin we don’t know what ak it is pet Russians owner said
*”I have new AK mag”* most people would just say AK47 or AK74 but we don’t know
1.5K subs with 2 videos challenge its easy to know AK-74 mags have less of a curve then AK-47 mags
@@andonmartin4142 hate to be that guy too but it's probably more like an AK74M or an AK101 w/ 5.56x45mm , fight begins in 3..2..1
stoplooking atmeplease ak101 mags are way straighter and ak74ms stock are polymer not wood
Edit: ak101’s are also polymer who questions my AK knowledge next
The "He's so happy!" Is perfect...
To be fair, i would be happy too
Legendary
So happy
@@Ferrari255GTO ikr
it's all perfect😂
I'm glad you updated his shots
bro took hip fire to a whole nother level😂😂😂
This was an interesting take on Russian Father-Son relationships. Mind if I do my thesis on this?
Da, I encourage this
Dadaddadadadaddadadadaada
Meanwhile, a Crusader is pointing a shotgun at his Son.
@@thereplication2567 so much references bro
@@thereplication2567 its almost a cinematic universe.
“Does he bite?”
“No he blyat”
He shoot
he fook?
666th like ohh yea
Ахаахаахахахкхах
@@jaylinmcintyre7044 why are you here
Average Russian after giving them an AK as a child😂
Instructions unclear: he found my tf2 intro music
❤😂🎉😂❤🎉😂❤🎉😂❤🎉😂❤🎉😂❤🎉😂❤🎉😂❤
Europe: Wow American’s are crazy with their guns
Russia:
Yes! We Russians really love weapons.
Вот так. 😁👌
As a Texan, he violated 7 safety measures
@@guywhohascutedoggo65 as a Texan, who asked
@@guywhohascutedoggo65 Let me try to guess all the wrong things he did. Using a gun as a toy. Obscured vision. Bad posture when shooting. Quickly placing the magazine. Rushing forward to shoot and almost tripping. And I can't think of more at the moment.
You see, they can say that about us Americans because where an ocean away. Russia is in Europe, so they can't say anything or feel the wrath of 'Pet Russians'
Who's That Pokemon It's
Pet Russian
Type: Ak-74
Weakness: No Magazine
Underrated
All the gun nerds including me: “aCtUaLly tHaTs aN aK-74”. Yes I know, I’m self aware
Lol
@Peestain25 I can see the magazine curvature
That is indeed a ak-74. The mag has less of a curvature than the ak-47 mag since it is chambered in 5.45mm. They are also commonly stocked colored orange
Watching this years later, I’ve noticed how incredible this man was with gun safety while making a funny
I don't know why but the way he says "I have gift for him is new AK mag" gives me life.
Family: *wants a pet russian
Dad: *doesn't want a pet russian
Family: *gets pet russian anyways
Dad and the russian:
Good meme.Here,have a gift *gives ak47 magazine.
Ya
The worst mistake was giving him a magazine
Sopmod Tew 74*
*laughs in Russia*
He's not your pet Russian. He's OUR pet Russian.
Ussr antem play
COMMIE
XD
Comrade
باري صديقي
"He so happy!" killed me
I have never seen this video for a few years until now…thanks for unlocking this memory
The way he's crouch walking , lifting the ak like a caveman, immediately starting to fire after placing the mag, not even holding the grip and just fingering the trigger while controlling the gun using the arm guard and pure grip strength, this is art
The Analyst
@@Akumar2121 The Anal-yst ;)
@@ayushkaushik8794 *jazz music starts playing*
Ur comment is art
Never received this much love before
"Bring your pet to school" day is gonna be a massacre.
Bruh
Bring "our" pet to school
Nice
Nice
Nice
Me: what do you need to entertain him/her??
Shop owner:guns lots of guns
Pet Russian is so happy that he stood up straight
Why don’t you ever play with the neighbors kid ?
*the neighbors kid* :
Your mom would get mad
Why do you not like the neighbor's kid
well done.
I'd play with the neighbour's kid if they were like this
maybe their pet russian would like me
I am the neighbor-
I wish I had a pet like that just in case of war
Just kidnap anyone from America, hell even as a kid I had a gun
Yeah, but... there's a problem with it's aim
If you were to fight an invading army yourself as a civilian you can be damn sure that you’re dead
i want it with me everday every minute
@@szneqz nope
Therapist: Pet Russia isn't real, Pet Russia can't hurt you.
Me:
The silent kid after school with father
"Bring your pet to school" day gonna be wild.
Quiet kid: Finally a worthy opponent.
Wym it’s just a normal Tuesday in America
Just another day In america
@@MaxFurDude Bruh
The teachers gonna take away his ak then hes gamna start swinging
How to take care of your pet:
Google: feed it
Bing:
@lulbby.brianaa bruh
lol
@lulbby.brianaa GRIND UP THOSE COMMENTS WE NEED MORE
@Greg & Forge well, i use it
GIVE IT AK MAG
bro just showing up on my fyp giving me times from my childhood
if someone wants to know what do they eat,
they drink vodka THEY DON’T EAT
No they drink vodka and potato
They eat pelmeni
Borsch , shashlik , shi , katleti s purehoi 😂
Мы едим дошик приправленный пельменями
Semichki
Russians: Why do people joke that we are scary?
Also russians:
Boy do I love being part Russian and still being the smallest in all my classes. Choking people is fun.
Stoudtminer1 woah man that’s kinda gay
@@randomclipsofmedoinrandomd4253 If you think it's gay sure. I'm not gay but suit yourself
Stoudtminer1 I think you missed the humor in my comment I’m not making fun of you I’m putting a play on words, of course there is nothing wrong with being gay
@@randomclipsofmedoinrandomd4253 I missed it then xd
The one NPC in campaigns when they get to the action scene
This never gets old
Psychologist: Pet Russian doesn't exist he can't hurt you
Pet Russian:
*Distant slavic skreeching ensues*
I just love how emerges from around the corner like some goblin lol
Oh ye, pet Russian is VERY much real and WILL hurt you
Why be scared of pet russian?
Not even a Master Ball can capture this Pokemon
As a Pokémon Veteran, I approve.
Only thing that can capture this is beat it to *DEATH*
spproved comment.
I mean its possible... Just don't complain when the bullets start to rain.
Sir Ethan the Great not even a luxury ball can capture it
Ah yes one of the classics right here
I like how it looks like the mission he was on ended at the end 😆😆
A real Russian would have a better skin than safari mesh on his ak
He's domestic. That's like comparing a lab to a wolf
true russians have black ak with hammer and sickle
Lol same pic
AK-47 Vulcan ♥
he should at least have a MW redline with 4 G2 columbus 2016 holo stickers on it fr... smh head
My pet Russian has sadly died yesterday, he fought off 10 bears... He then died from eating raw bear meat.
Ah rookie Mistake, see if you’re gonna feed meat to your pet Russian make sure you cook it first, all kinds of nasty diseases in raw meat like capitalism, communism and autocracies
Remember this next time
@@lordgamer4429 we shall.
@@lordgamer4429 we shall.
@@lordgamer4429 we shall.
@@lordgamer4429 we shall.
One of the best old videos
After 3 years i finally came back to this masterpiece
Americans in quarantine: *cries cuz he can’t go outside play football*
Russians in quarantine:
they can shoot their arsenal of guns through a window
isn’t America a fan of ice hockey so they be sad the can’t go to the ice rink
@@diamond.armour.0866 Ice hockey? That's a new one. Usually people stereotype us with football and cheeseburgers. I think you got your Canada stereotypes and your America stereotypes mixed up.
CandyGames good point
@@creeperhunterD yeah,people mainly associate us with football,honestly I can never get into a game,too boring and repetitive
Friend: so, what do you feed your pet?
Me: *Vodka*
But most importantly AK47 mag
Just like Alinty does
*alinity has entered the chat*
And 7.65mm ammo
Guys he's been acting so strange lately...
Every time I try to give him a light mag
He just screams and tries to knife me
I read about it online and they said you should give him an extended heavy mag
So I gave him a one , he started sniffing it for a while , i thought he was so happi 🥰
But he threw at time and then started screaming and knifing again
What should I do?
“Mom can I have a pet for Christmas”
“What kind honey?”
“Russian..”
The way he just walks off reminds me of the enemies from borderlands
Human: who's a good doggy?
Dog: *I must install Counter-Strike: Source*
Dog: *Does your PC have STALKER?*
CSGO*
CS 1.6, CSGO and CSS are required for Russian
@Glippidy maybe
Training for real life CSGO
"Does he bite?"
"No, But he can hurt you in other ways"
" *Dog Pulls out Ak and starts blasting* "
The chances of you getting killed by a pet with an AK is low......
But never zero
“So anyways I started blasting”
So I started blasting.
A Shuumatsu no Valkyrie fan. how is it going man?
Thats actually an AN-94 (sorry if i might have ruined the joke)
Pet Russian, *FETCH ME THEIR SOULS*
Your Russian could overheat in this weather.