I'm from Russia , I can say that we really have children start swearing very early and we have to hide it very well so as not to get from their parents)
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As a Russian I will tell you what Russian children do on vacation We ride bears, drink vodka behind the garages, play Dota and World of Tanks, whoever the bottle points to, we put a KROSAR1000 firecracker in this bottle and the loser sits on it and gets blown up (my favorite game) Well, hide and seek too (we hide in abandoned buildings, on roofs, on trees, in a den with bears, we drink vodka while they are looking for us) in general, WE HAVE VERY FUN IN RUSSIA!❤
@@lordx4641 Where are you from? Did you know around 36% Americans suffer from obesity, that's a lot compared to Russia no offense not trying to be mean.
I love when the little girl falls and she says "oh blyat" the parents dont even get mad, they just laugh. Learning swear words is an important step of any russian's childhood
I tell you as the most Russian child. This is a very important step in the childhood of every Russian only when it happens on -40 in red square, riding a bear, with the anthem of the USSR, wearing a cap with earflaps, holding a bottle of vodka in his hands, under the New Year’s speech of the president. only in words: “everything is fine in Russia” you can say "oh blyat"
I would say that swear words are part of the culture of the Russian language. Putting the same swear words in different order, a Russian person can Express admiration, disappointment, anger, irony, and shock (and other emotions). And you can easily make whole sentences and texts out of swear words without using censored words. And every Russian person will understand what you mean. Once my uncle was so angry that he cursed for 10 minutes without stopping, without saying a single censorious word. At the same time not a single word was repeated)))
Watch this! ruclips.net/video/cn-8Mfz_pnw/видео.html
Yoo
Ok
🅰️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️
1 day ago. nice
Ngl my first thought seeing the link is a rickroll
Most countries with strays: cats, dogs
Russia: *T A N K*
When i was in russia, i saw a fricking tank at the gas station
Здравия товарищ)))) Это словянин))))
Stray bears
@@AJGaming-fg8vq У нас медведи не ходят xd
@@Стулинчик ok...
?????????!!!!!!!!!
Training for War:
Americans: Training stealth using Tanks
Russians: Drifting Tanks
Déjà Blyat!
I just been in this tank before!
билет
Americans be so baffled that they can't react fast enough to the army of Russians coming from the bushes.
0:12
🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
In America: you obey physics
In Russia: Physics obey you
HAHAHAH
No, physics obey US
Pff lame
@@webber4427 Nice joke
No wonder they are able to drive a tank through the air
As a Russian child, I fully confirm that in Russia everyone has a tank since childhood, every day I drive it to school and listen to hardbass
Nahh, now the tanks get less and less......
@@Beavis-et8oxну купить еще можно без проблем, какой нибудь поддерженный
Я подтверждаю ваши рассуждения,как русский
я тоже@@maxfilmss
Подтверждаю!!
Аниме Девочки и танки придумали именно благодаря нам
Nobody:
Me at 3 am: *I dont need sleep I need slav memes*
Да))
Same xd
Bro the world needs more people like you to Wright grate memes in comment section
You made my day
@@sanguinemporcos5380 ty bro
2:13 , American-child : " *Cried hard* "
Slav-child : " *Ooohh Blyat* "
@David Van der Beek I do
I thought blood
You can keep your poor lying wannabee Russia!
@David Van der Beek no he thought she said blood
David Van der Beek blyat means fuck
In America: Police arrest you for alcohol
In Soviet Russia: You drink alcohol and arrest police.
Лол так и есть
Lol really
LOOOOOOOL
Nor Soviet russia... Just russia...
Lol i wanna be in Russia
But the coronavirus
Kid: *falls over and cries*
Slav kid: *says blyat, gets up and fucking gets on with it*
"russian* kid"
dziecko z np polski powiedziało by "kurwa"
potwierdzam hehe
@@Maciejowy xdd
They still have that Kolkhoz mindset lol
@@DTKCEKDRK Oh, at least some people have a brain and a mindset; shame you have neither.
Russia is if Gta online was a country.
Thats only in memes tho
Lars Larsson
His comment is a meme too
Yeah russia is " literally "
@D R says the american...
Wasn't Flordia GTA 5 already?
Stalin: *hey wanna hear a joke hitler?*
Hitler: _ya_
Stalin: *Moscow*
Hitler: _I don’t get it_
Stalin: *EXACTLY*
Nice one amhahahah
Because Moscow is Russian so he can’t get this place ?
Stolen comment
*bruh moment ye heh🤣😉
I read it in Russian accent
0% nudity
20% drugs
0% sportcars
0% fake propaganda
80% *slav*
Ok
Oh you Russian guys, Shut up !
KROKADILE
Wtf
Did you mean:
200% slav
Как русская девушка, подтверждаю, что все, показанное на видео -наша обыденность. Танками управляют медведи. Обожаю нашу культуру, она прекрасна❤
Llevame por favor, acá en México🇲🇽 es famoso queremos saber más de rusia🇷🇺🇷🇺
Медведи в ушанках, пьющие водку и играющие на балалайках одновременно!
@@santiagomedinaperez2051It's a lie that everyone has a tank, a bear, we are waiting for you, greetings from Russia
40% видео тут постановочные.
@@ZVERGRADUS выкупи рофл
"Only in mother Russia, you can find wild tanks"
So cute to defend out home
you shouldn't be afraid. and if you show your fist the answer is the same
Перевод: только в матушке России ты можешь найти диких танков
Only in mother Russia, you can find bears in wild tanks
@Hazim Azam you can get one just give it shells and vodka
In Soviet Russia:
1. You don't make memes; memes make you.
2. Article 13 don't ban memes; memes ban Article 13.
Also in Soviet Russia:
You don't comment a video
Video comment youuuuu!!
You laugh here, but actually in russia you can go to prison for reposting bad memes...
in capitalist america you dont rob bank bank robs you
KGB plz hahahaha
Memes make you stronger
0:05- Those are not rockets. They are Russian Wedding Fireworks.
The more u know
Tiger Fighter man that must be one crazy party
Then what’s a rocket or even a nuke oh god
На каждый новый год так запускаем 😂
Tiger Fighter well then
Russian kid literally harvested a carrot and fell, then said *blyat* instead of crying and running to their parents like western kids
Он ещё сказал что он за гвоздь зацепился и пошел к отцу чтобы он помыл морковку.)))🎉
One winter in Siberia and you come out an adult by age 3
blyaaatt
@@МегафонМегафон-в3яОна* . Это девочка
@@dysfallacyyt nick young (Literally meow in Korean)
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Russian subtitles:
*М Е С Т Ь* *Д М И Т Р И Я*
Ахахаха
Tristan Ladouceur it's translates like revenge of dmitri
Лол
ДИМОООООООООООООООООН!!!
@Tristan Ladouceur revenge of Dmitriy
No one:
2 year old Russian girl: *oh blaaayt*
i'm sorry, what's that mean?
@@lanselocher9029 blyat is like "fuck" but if in English you have 1 word, we have a lot of variations of curses like "yobaniy v rot" (fucked in mouth)
@Ленивая Котя поясняю иностранцам за маты Х)
*if I sweared around my family they would fucking KILL ME*
Oh no, no, russian 2 years girls said: idi nahui cyka blayt(иди нахуй сука блять) when you don't give here the vodka
I’m starting to think in Russia tanks just roam in the wild like animals
True
underradet comment
I'm gonna steal this joke.
They do very common species
Shhhhh... don't spook him, I'm already catch them...
3:04 "In America, we follow the laws of phiysics. But ln Mother Russia, you don't obey gravity, Gravity obeys you."
Gravity: *exists*
Russians: *N O*
Нас раскусили! Сваливаей Братаны
Blyat?
@@microwave9529 privet brat (don't brat, brat = brother on russian)
Blyt
@@watermelonisgood2500 blyat?
america: cannot swear till teenage years
Russia: two year olds screaming curses
This is litterly in Poland
@@maciej8620 it's absolutely fucking not
It isn't illegal to swear
That kid: Blyat Blyat Blyat Blyat
I'm from Russia , I can say that we really have children start swearing very early and we have to hide it very well so as not to get from their parents)
0:01 *You break Ivan's arm, now Ivan breaks you.*
BBBBBBBLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYAAAAAATTTTTTT
Kieron M nah he breaks your entire country
Gaming Dood he can’t idiot tell me where is he
XDDDD
breaks your village*
人参を引っこ抜く女の子がすっごくかわいい！
寝てたらイタズラで起こされてびっくりした人もかわいい
Also a girl taking out a carrot who was swearing at this time:
2:48 Russian Army invading Berlin
-1945 Colorized
World of tanks be like:
2:48
The newest model of AA guns in the Russian army
Lmao 😂
I’m Russian 😂🇷🇺
you have the name of music ?
IndyCarFan265 RBLX 1945 was when world war w so put 1935 lol no have just wanted to put that there have a great day
Russia is basically me and the boys when the teacher leaves the room
so many of these school related jokes in russian vids lol
Descrypted same.
@@skatingisfunnn also same
Not funni tbh
Американц
Stalin: Wanna hear a joke?
Fellow Russians: Ok.
Stalin: Private property.
Fellow Russians:We don’t get it.
Stalin: Exactly.
Fellow ethnic peoples*
We Russians were part of the ppls who had this shit happen
Любитель Задниц soviet use to be Russia.
Sir I am going to have to take away your ownership of this meme it is now in my use have a good day
@@bunkdunkle9078 FML
I love how the dude with the gasmask guy in the store is just blasting music and the two people in there doesn't even react
To jest Polska 🇵🇱
Nie reagujemy na ruską hołotę....do czasu.
Top 3 unsolved cases :
1 : Area 51 Aliens
2 : Bermuda Triangle
3 : YT Recommendations
Edit:how did I got this much likes
Lol
и ведь не поспоришь
( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
And Hong Kong protest
Nah man I searched up communism and this popped up.
Europe: Honey watch out! There's a cat crossing the road!
Russia: Watch out! There's a tank of drunken slavs crossing the road!
EmberDrops Sweden: watch out thare is a rapist from Syria coming this way with a knife 😔
блять почему все так думают у нас также и само как в россии
Idk why but I read the Russian part with a Russian accent
@Zombie Got popp3d It reads better with accent XD
Jiří Pechman do u not realize that America is the one that broke their promises or u do and u just making a joke??
That MTF giving the prisoner the gun and tieng his shoes is gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣
it seems like fake and not fake
Edit: thanks for the like ig eh
(dont really care about likes tbh)
dont like this chat anymore this has 69 likes
@@crow4038 what to say
They are Russians
ik
Hw gets out early for good behavior. He also knows hes fucked if he tried anything
2:03 that "blyat" came straight from the heart 😂
Russian person: looks out window
Russian person: sees a tank
Russian person: just a normal day in russia
Me: опа, танк, значит уже можно совершить самоубийство.
Blyatttttt
Also Pakistan
You can see tank every day if you life in military unit.
@@CamacamRaphael If in you city have monument-tank- yes.
Now imagine all the stuff that isn’t caught on camera.
believe me , there's a lot of fun going on in Russia, I'm from Russia .
@@astra_rey5335 LOL
@@astra_rey5335 i want go in Russia but im broke
Oh shit he's right
u can't even imagine, lmfao. (I'm Russian)
America: hey Russia do u know what legal and illegal means?
Russia: *That's not a word*
Hello fellow Jerry comrade, приятно видеть другого друга здесь
подозрительный Jerry hello my fellow comrade!!
Hey?
E
:00000
Ребята спасибо от роликов прослезился, ностальгия из 2000 -ных.
Showed this to my van.
Now it's Ivan.
I laughed. - Slav ivan (me)
wevan
Mastar хахахаха😂 мрш бе
Ourvan*
Is that an apple product
Whole world=drifts with sports cars
Russian=hold my tank
xd
Poland: hold my maluch
So perfect :V
Car guy?
Then the guy actually holds a tank with one fingers
No one:
The little girl : Ooooooo blyat
@@Olorin_Menelgwair Как дела?
@@Olorin_Menelgwair Такой же🙃
Оооо блядь...
@@spinelthefoxbaldifanart4sq611 ah yes i remember now
the new version of oooooo f***
All over the world: when a baby is born he cries
Meanwhile in Russia: when a child is born, he says "Syka, blyad"
the girl getting the carrot is so wholesome, especially when she said "blyat"
you can tell she's Russian for that exact reason
it
just
PIZDEZZ NAHOU BLYAT
Yeah, I'm from Russia
ahh blyat
Лол Україна
@@vincentrivera1784 hahahaha🤣🤣🤣
Teacher:Kids,we are going to Russia.
Girls:Uhhh okey...But so much drunks.
Boys: *M O S K A M O S K A U*
Dont be foolish
Strange RS I’m girl and I think Russia is beautiful >:
@@theradiatorisonfire7768 It looks beautiful
Its just a comment ;-;
Moscau moscau throw da glasses at da wall Russia is a beautiful country
Ohohoho
Gay
America : "hold my beer."
Literally Russia: "Hold my AK."
Hold my vodka
Muhammad Andika Black bruh you ruined the joke
Hold OUR ak
Makarov.
*OUR AK*
3:23 be like: the reactor of Cernobyl exploded!!! 😱 Meanwhile some drunk guys:dancin and chillin
Kid: Daddy is that a shooting star
Dad: No Honey,Thats A Missle
it's true, this is the land where they drink vodka for breakfast and have bears as pets
Only in Soviet Russia where kids wish upon a shooting Tzar
lol
@Elv misscle
@@diegosccp7004 muscle
Toddler falls down.
In the West: "Ouchies!"
In Russia: "Oh Blyat!"
I thought you were joking but I just saw the clip😂😂
Zazepilas za gvozd
Ай блять, водку уронил сука. Я из России
Dennis Hall read that as soon as it happened
Only Reading this comment Made me laugh
its not a communist joke unless everyone gets it
The Slav lmaaaooo dawg, your videos are funny asf 😂😂😂😂
Kapellon G 😂 thanks
This is hilarious
YESSS
R/expectedcommunisum
Such a legendary nostalgic video
Russia is a country where blowing up someone's house is a prank
1:59
Yea but u blow up the house with a nuke
Well Iraq is a country where taking down 2 of the largest buildings in New York is a prank
@@doge4730 Russia is a country where u do gender reveal with a nuke
@@jayesh1891 lol
_American garage : Car_
*Soviet garage : TANKS*
Stalin loves this.
Russian garage:ВОЕННЫЙ КОРАБЛЬ БАЛЯ
German Garage: drunken mman that has no idea how the f#ck he got there (i live in germany)
brivio12 _Gaming do you think we have a garage
kak ty uznal?
Gravity : exists
Russians : we don't do that here
Oque dia ?
no thats in the philipines
Australians: am I a joke to you
Us Russians breath co2
@@torilenarz2480 oof
as the Polish i see this very related to our part of the world
все славяне братья но власть всё портит
Привет из Владивостока, братья поляки ❤❤❤
seeing tanks in Russia is just like seeing alligators in Florida.
That's true
What's the name of the song in the first meme of the vodeo
@@gecko5892 Moskau by Dschinghis Khan
@@georggrech5924 thanks man i m going to listen to it right now
Seeing tanks in Florida is like seeing the titan rumbling in Russia.
American kids: Rely on their parents and siblings to survive.
Russian kids: **Harvests carrot**
And a whole fucking Vodka tree
@@Alizadaaaaa Nastrovje .
ты не знаешь южноамериканцев
@@JavierGarcia-dv9rj ...what about south americans?
@@bananaboiii9965 well we are seeing who has better corruption
3:07 Gravity.exe stopped working
They sent gravity to the gulags
Do you see his legs are planted in the ground ??
That's how he do it
Для русских не существует гравитации :D
Easy HQ r/woooosh
@@ludredgamer its not a woosh I was just explaining
LOL! This is great!! The captions are funny too- good job
Me : aww how cu-
Little girl : *BLYAT*
Me : ಠ_ʖಠ
FBI OPEN UP
@@backinla4453 OH SHIT RUN
Little girls don't know this word
What is blyat?
@@fanboydabeaxd5812 says Scheiße or shit
Goku: I can do 1 trillion sit up without getting tired
Slav soldier: *Hold my vodka*
@USA RULES!!!! !!! Respect for you
Водка🤤🤤
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Slav soldier: I did 2 trillion situps without sitting
Slav solider can do more its just russia no one can beat em
American toddler falling over: cries and parents comfort it
Russian toddler: "O H B L Y A T"
Personally, I speak at such moments "Pizdos" and "Ebani rot.
Lmao
Че мы тут по русскому разговариваем, Англичане!?
Красавчик
oh blyat? ;-;
Any people that have a sense of humor about themselves, I love them.
Top ten unsolved mysteries:
Why are Russians so good at drifting tanks?
Хороший вопрос
It's just that since childhood you've been sitting in a tank:0
Easier than you think just brake and turn
Ah well it’s in our blood
Вам американцем этого не понять...
Chance to encounter a tank
America: 1 to 8%
Russia: *everyday*
I made you 69 likes... NICE
@@rikdaniels6902 bruh!!!!.... Thanks :D
no, it's not true, here are memes of 2013
i live in russia, but i never seen a tank in real life.
@@Uivy17 so ure telling me that some random dutch person has seen more tanks then someone from russia? doesnt really reflect the memes xD
Showed this video to a tree
Now it's a dimitree
Jjajajajajajjaa
Underated
Aaryan Tokekar the one from gta iv
Dimitree Petreenko
Почему все пишут на английском!?
After watching this video, my beer changed to premium Kalashnikov vodka.
0:12
north Korea: we have the best rockets.
Russia: hold our vodka
we will do it with you, if you humiliate Russia!
Russia :IS IS KATUHA IN WW2 GERMAN: AAaA!!!!!! MY TANKS AqAaaa!!!
это ЕЩО не ИСКАДРИЛ-М
U wot?
Hold *OUR* vodka
Physics: dude you can't do that 3:08
Russian soldier: I missed the part where that's my problem
I think his feet froze into the ground XDD
What's the song tho
69th like
@@Fiux-yn9ke it's german tho too good I understand what they sing
@@Fiux-yn9ke moskau 1979
American Dad: here's your car son!
American son: Wow Thanks Dad!
Russian dad: Look In The Garage son..
Russian drives out in a tank: Thanks Dad!
oy
I want a tank! ;-;
What kind of student refuse to go to Russia? Адский студент делает это?!
So true
Lmao Het I dont think so
0:47
"do you trust me?"
"with every cell of my body."
Teacher: today we are learning about russia.
Girls: ugh. Thats so boring!
Boys:
Та да😂
I'm nonbinary, but I can totally relate to the boys in this situation
I can relate to the *teacher*
If my Teacher said that (Today we are leraning about Russia)
And my body: Squat at the Chair.
My mind: (HardBass)
Sans The Skeleton shut the fuck up foo
Russia: So, what can u do.
Japan: drift cars.
Russia: Noobs, Hold my vodka.
Our vodka*
raihan mirza, its says «Pidors» not "noobs" comrade
I may not be Russian but u will be my second favorite type of people
@@levireeder2848 hah
Tanks
**kid pulling a carrot**
> what's so russian about that?
Kid: B L Y A T
OUR CARROT YOU MEAN.
Suka blyat you mean
хахах
у нас танки топ
Уф
@@meemcat188 COMERADE! Our CARROT
I came fro the memes , but stayed for the hardbass
In Soviet Russia, tank drives you!
Avery Lopez-Baines in Germany bullet got you
Just like in Cuba CHAMAAAA !!
*gasp*
Avery Lopez-Baines hey Fidel is still alive
Crazy
"If you don't visit russia"
"Russia visits you"
- " Vladimir Putin
-Vladamir Stalin*
@@VinoProduction192 Ты охуел? А ты Гитлер!
@@VinoProduction192 Владимир Владимирович, если бы увидел такое-заставил-бы тебя учить Русский Язык!
@@РомаКолесников-ъ2ы i dont speak russian
But i know Russian
@@VinoProduction192 иди изучай!
I showed this to my cow
Now it s Moscow
Noice
Yooooo!!
You mean our cow
ツ H E A R T B R O K E N
Lmao
F.B.I
F-Female
B-Body
I-Inspection
As a Russian I will tell you what Russian children do on vacation
We ride bears, drink vodka behind the garages, play Dota and World of Tanks, whoever the bottle points to, we put a KROSAR1000 firecracker in this bottle and the loser sits on it and gets blown up (my favorite game) Well, hide and seek too (we hide in abandoned buildings, on roofs, on trees, in a den with bears, we drink vodka while they are looking for us) in general, WE HAVE VERY FUN IN RUSSIA!❤
Это правда,у нас в России пиздец как весело!
American 2 year old girls when they fall on the ground:
start crying
Russian 2 year old girls when they fall on the ground
*oh blaaayt*
Blyaat germans are like man wich idiot make this street
Blyat its mean fuck uwu
@@valer.a you can go uwu yourself out of here
Хахах Жиза
TaiAnej owo
In America, you ride train.
In Soviet Russia, train ride you.
Yo Mama Joke. Cool.
gut anglish
《 ĒRIKS 》,
tank u :)
No
'*rides'
3:05 ɪsᴀᴀᴄ ɴᴇᴡᴛᴏɴ 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵
3:08 ɪsᴀᴀᴄ ɴᴇᴡᴛᴏɴ 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵
Leeft?
Left*
Slavic: can do pushups without hands
Lel
1:33 Russian alarm clock
0:10 when you find the camper that was killing you the whole time
striker tanki online
PUBG memes
World of tanks. Lol. 😂
*shoots the corpse a few more times to make sure*
Song?
USA : We are making best memes
Slav People : Hold OUR *VODKA*
Hold *OUR* vodka*
our
OUR
Thanxs guys I edited our comment xd
@@enverpasha15ylonce98 nyet problem comrade
USA: DAD i Want car
RUSSIAN: i want tank
USA : DAD I WANT TOY
RUSSİAN : I WANT TSAR BOMB 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
USA: no guns unless permit
Russia: if born get gun
@@rev5242 greeting comrade
@@rev5242 да ладно?! А почему тогда на Русском Языке не говорим????
Bruh how is it even fun
3:31 they're dancing like actual NPCs 💀
In Soviet Russia, you don’t find this video
*The video finds you*
Gabriel Avila RUclips recommendations be like:
True
блять страшно
Gabriel Avila *recommendations entered the chat*
NO, THE VIDEO FINDS *US*
Almost every country: Have Dogs and Cats as pets
Also Russia: _b e a r_
bear is a friend (comrade)
Tanks too
stereotypes (•∩• )
Bear is comrade to me
@@limonuka3435 мне эти англичане надоели, придумывают того чего нет. У нас тоже кошки и собаки домашние животные
UNITED STATES: can’t carry a knife longer than 4 inches
MOTHERLAND: TANK
United states 2:04
US: too fat to carry an ak cuz he's obese so he has to carry an m4
Motherland: BUFF COMRADE DUAL WIELDING AK
@@rakijaenjoyer5488 i have not seen obese americans yet
@@lordx4641 Where are you from? Did you know around 36% Americans suffer from obesity, that's a lot compared to Russia no offense not trying to be mean.
@@rakijaenjoyer5488 i am a kashmiri u know kashmir
As a certified slav this is daily life
I love when the little girl falls and she says "oh blyat" the parents dont even get mad, they just laugh. Learning swear words is an important step of any russian's childhood
I tell you as the most Russian child. This is a very important step in the childhood of every Russian only when it happens on -40 in red square, riding a bear, with the anthem of the USSR, wearing a cap with earflaps, holding a bottle of vodka in his hands, under the New Year’s speech of the president. only in words: “everything is fine in Russia” you can say "oh blyat"
Sebastião Mendonça video by true slav ruclips.net/video/YX38cKBb8Ak/видео.html
I would say that swear words are part of the culture of the Russian language. Putting the same swear words in different order, a Russian person can Express admiration, disappointment, anger, irony, and shock (and other emotions). And you can easily make whole sentences and texts out of swear words without using censored words. And every Russian person will understand what you mean. Once my uncle was so angry that he cursed for 10 minutes without stopping, without saying a single censorious word. At the same time not a single word was repeated)))
@@lenacehova4760 yes this is one of the distinguishing features of Russians
@@lenacehova4760 damn, now i REALLY want to learn russian
When the ancestry results come back and you're 0.2% Russian:
Welcome, comrade.
Чики брики в зад пошёл!
Blyat!
The master marksman spy, it’s cyka urod
I'm 1 % russian
Teacher: so what did you learn about Russia
Student: everyone owns tanks and there always drunk
Say hey if you gay привет (it’s the only thing Ik in Russian xD)
@@stfu_cameron lol XD
I know English from school)))
ЧТО ТЫ ТАМ ПРО НАШУ МАТУШКУ РОССИЮ ГОВОРИШЬ?!
@@piiko321 ПУТИНА НА НИХ НЕТ!!!
@@sayheyifyougay1301 *села на медведя и уехала *
Im Slavic im from slovakia,🇸🇰🤝🚩🇷🇺
славяне скажем вместе СУКА БЛЯДЬ!
Japan: we are the best drifters in the world!!
Russia: hold my vodka
*4:05*
(Wow thanks for the likes)
@@dogeneric9696 that is false
@@dogeneric9696 japan. Us americans.... well remember pearl harbor. Eventually. Yall wont be able to drift no more if we bomb yall again.
OUR VODKA
Japan: JDM nights
Russia:Tanks Night
😂😂LOL SO TRUE
* hold my tchai
Russia is that type of country where the parents drive their children to school with a tank.
I keep trying to think of a school shooting joke to put here
[BLD]PAI-II: Jay no, we walk in the blizzard.. I’ve had experiences.
Its more like kids drive their parents to school with tanks
Tanks are part of the environment in Russia. They are like horses in Europe.
St0w1k tanks are like horses in Russia, the only wild tanks left are in Russia, the rest are just domestic tanks
Everybody: YOUTube
Russia: OURTube
сувереный инет👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣
У нас больше нет коммунизма, лет 20 как точно
Arcana cyka, Satknic’
Arcana, we don’t have communism until 1991, man
My late son loved this video, as well as Alan Aztek and the Elmo/Motherland video. He introduced me to all of this, a few years ago.
American girl: *cries*
Russian girl: *OY BLYAT*
A German Sherman stolen
Да, это точно
Жиза нахой
HELP THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING AFTER ME
@@UnconfinedConfusion нет
Russian tanks: comes out of nowhere
Russians: This is normal
а что танки как танки чего странного
Yes
I'm live in Russia and this true
Lol
This is true
America:we use car
Russian:we use tanks
Somalia: We use boats
France : We use baguette de pain au chocolat !!! XD
we use F16
Vietnam: we use trees
Italia: we use the pizza