Fallout: New Vegas for Intellectuals

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  • @elliepowder
    @elliepowder 5 месяцев назад +881

    Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @morganmattish
      @morganmattish 5 месяцев назад +58

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @eateat2316
      @eateat2316 5 месяцев назад +35

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @BLANK-pr5qs
      @BLANK-pr5qs 5 месяцев назад +28

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @THE_Random_Men
      @THE_Random_Men 5 месяцев назад +16

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

    • @l2_linksklix
      @l2_linksklix 5 месяцев назад +10

      *gets nuked*

  • @comediccomrade5716
    @comediccomrade5716 5 месяцев назад +652

    “I hope this doesn’t lead to any fallout between us…. Fallout-New Vegas”

    • @CrimSang420
      @CrimSang420 5 месяцев назад +6

      Lowest. Common. Denominator...
      ....love it.

    • @carsonyoder7320
      @carsonyoder7320 5 месяцев назад +17

      He said the thing😮🫵

    • @CrimSang420
      @CrimSang420 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@carsonyoder7320 I know, like HE said the thing, and then later, HE said the thing it was AWESOME! WU!

    • @carsonyoder7320
      @carsonyoder7320 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@CrimSang420 WOOOW THAT S CRAAAAAAZZZY

    • @internet_unfunny_man
      @internet_unfunny_man 5 месяцев назад +2

      I’m pretty sure it will lead to a FALLOUT between us, FALLOUT NEW (gets shot in the head)

  • @XanthosAcanthus
    @XanthosAcanthus 5 месяцев назад +306

    1 int courier is the cannon courier. A bullets gonna do what a bullets gonna do tithe brain.

    • @XanthosAcanthus
      @XanthosAcanthus 5 месяцев назад +27

      I would change the grammar, but I got a heart. *canon and *the.

    • @karelpasek6284
      @karelpasek6284 5 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@XanthosAcanthus honestly the original comment is perfect 👌
      Especially for 1 IN courier

    • @nathanfivecoate5848
      @nathanfivecoate5848 5 месяцев назад +13

      Dain bramage is no maffin latter

    • @XanthosAcanthus
      @XanthosAcanthus 5 месяцев назад

      @@nathanfivecoate5848 me think it yeh

  • @l2_linksklix
    @l2_linksklix 5 месяцев назад +131

    Dislike, you didn’t kill Oliver, the lottery guy

    • @ryanedwards1790
      @ryanedwards1790 5 месяцев назад +4

      He tried 😂

    • @meodrac
      @meodrac 5 месяцев назад +4

      well not for a lack of will, he just failed

    • @getfucked3559
      @getfucked3559 3 месяца назад

      It was his lucky day, he won the lottery

    • @PRITISINGH-hj6kk
      @PRITISINGH-hj6kk Месяц назад

      I killed him 100 times by reloading saves

  • @EspressoStreams
    @EspressoStreams 5 месяцев назад +287

    The shoulder the wasteland needs. Not the shoulder the wasteland wanted

    • @CrimSang420
      @CrimSang420 5 месяцев назад +17

      They shoulder not have bothered.

    • @therealcyanman
      @therealcyanman  5 месяцев назад +48

      Me pet aminals

    • @Willem_Lind
      @Willem_Lind 4 месяца назад +2

      @@therealcyanman " I See you have important buisness to do, ill just have to let you through "

  • @o_mateuscampos
    @o_mateuscampos 5 месяцев назад +155

    Now that you're a Fallout fan, you must know the rules:
    1. Hate every other Fallout fan (even the New Vegas ones).

    • @HueyEmmerich1
      @HueyEmmerich1 5 месяцев назад +5

      So true ❤

    • @Zoroasterisk
      @Zoroasterisk 5 месяцев назад +4

      You Fallout fans sure are a contentious people

    • @drunk_famasmf5135
      @drunk_famasmf5135 5 месяцев назад +5

      No, there are only 4 rules in New Vegas
      1 - no mods for crosshair and/or sprint
      2 - play every DLC
      3 - Ulisses is a degenerate
      4 - degenerates (except a 1 int Courier) belong on a cross

    • @Washius
      @Washius 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@Zoroasterisk
      They're natural enemies...just like 1 fans and new vegas fans, 2 and New Vegas fans. Or 3/4 and new Vegas fans.
      Or, New Vegas Fans and New Vegas fans. Damn, New Vegas fans, they ruined New Vegas.

    • @HueyEmmerich1
      @HueyEmmerich1 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Washius SO FUCKING REAL. ITS JUST LIKE ME AND METAL GEAR, FUCKING REDDITORS RUINED MY FAVORITE GAME TOO

  • @DFireWind008
    @DFireWind008 5 месяцев назад +181

    Intelligence: 1
    Accurate Fallout player... playing.

    • @CrimSang420
      @CrimSang420 5 месяцев назад +6

      What do you "Reply" when all you wanted to say was just uttered, verbatim? Disregard, moot and rhetorical.. Mere musings of a madman...

    • @DFireWind008
      @DFireWind008 5 месяцев назад

      @@CrimSang420 me be retardical, me smooooooort

    • @chikinonfrydai
      @chikinonfrydai 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@CrimSang420 because this is a comments section, not a reply section, he’s commenting on a part of the video he liked, that’s what comments are for. his comment isn’t anywhere near as useless as yours

    • @vacillatingScoundrel
      @vacillatingScoundrel 5 месяцев назад

      @@chikinonfrydai How about you three fuck it out, 'kay?

    • @CrimSang420
      @CrimSang420 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@chikinonfrydai I hope you'll feel better soon. :)

  • @demoreil
    @demoreil 5 месяцев назад +112

    I never thought I’d see kitchen gun here, you’re a real one

  • @MetalMonkey1453
    @MetalMonkey1453 5 месяцев назад +74

    I have never, not once in my life, played a 1 int character in a fallout game. This was hilarious to see.
    Pizza!

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 5 месяцев назад

      Fallout 1 and 2 had ALL dialogue different (i think) if you had 1 int.
      Same with "Arcanum of steamworks and magic obscura"(A good oldie).

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn 5 месяцев назад +3

      you REALLY should do it. you can have up to 3 int to get the low int dialogues, and its totally worth losing the extra XP from int. Its a barrel of laughs having everyone treat you like a baby in a nuclear wasteland.

  • @lt.kitkat
    @lt.kitkat 5 месяцев назад +31

    1 Int and high speech really makes it seem like the only reason you do well is because everyone just takes pity on you and lets you do what you want.

  • @Cryonator_932
    @Cryonator_932 5 месяцев назад +39

    "getting there, that's not the hard part, It's letting go, because you are so stupid to go back."

  • @mojotheaverage
    @mojotheaverage 5 месяцев назад +32

    My guy, I'm a fellow nosebleed water faller. I've never felt such kinship with a RUclipsr before

  • @MindofEmbers
    @MindofEmbers 5 месяцев назад +27

    Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

    • @connorkitchen7285
      @connorkitchen7285 5 месяцев назад +3

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

    • @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL.
      @V1_ULTRAOFFICIAL. 5 месяцев назад +2

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.

  • @G-ve8uq
    @G-ve8uq 5 месяцев назад +38

    This wasteland's getting crazy

  • @zacharygreen4404
    @zacharygreen4404 5 месяцев назад +30

    The most cinematic this game has ever been

  • @juleswoodbury58
    @juleswoodbury58 5 месяцев назад +30

    if you have charisma ten, you' companions become so ridiculously overpowered, that you can let them do all the work.

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin 5 месяцев назад +7

      One of my favorite builds is 10/10/10 C/I/L, favouring explosives. Basically a main character character.

    • @juleswoodbury58
      @juleswoodbury58 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@ChiefCrewin mine is usually
      1S 4P 1E 10C 1I 10A 10L makes for a really fun hot gunslinger build who blows snot bubbles during conversations but fixes every problem by sleeping with everyone they meet. First two perks i get is always bisexuality

  • @borekminer
    @borekminer 5 месяцев назад +10

    "a few tissues later"
    "i try traveling with one hand"
    well that sure is an interesting way to describe a nose bleed

  • @dynomitejec
    @dynomitejec 5 месяцев назад +7

    0:45 that was the best mix of scenes ever created and I thank you, even if its here for such treason. It's so perfect. I replayed it like 20 times before even getting to the real video it's so good. Gotta say I'm glad more people are getting into Fallout, I've been a fan since fallout 3 got it right after it came out through sheer luck that my mom let me since it was my money (the perk of mowing yards), and it's like it went from a niche rpg to being big even if thats caused changes.

  • @morganmattish
    @morganmattish 5 месяцев назад +10

    This was great! New Vegas is my favorite game, and it's awesome seeing you play it for the first time. Looking forward to more episodes!

  • @commandercody1210
    @commandercody1210 5 месяцев назад +6

    "I got this one shot"
    *8 shots later gives up and pulls out a smg*

  • @earthtolizz2546
    @earthtolizz2546 5 месяцев назад +2

    You found a way to take all of my favorite dialogue and put in in one video 😭 I’ve had a terrible day and this made me feel sm better

  • @JohnFaalout
    @JohnFaalout 5 месяцев назад +20

    The best part was when John Faalout sad that the real Faalout is the Friends we Made along the way

  • @GentleGiantJoe
    @GentleGiantJoe 5 месяцев назад +11

    Nice, hope you enjoyed playing new vegas for the first time. Good luck on further playthroughs. Because no one can play New Vegas once, and not feel the urge to do things differently.

  • @Nikibooyyyyy
    @Nikibooyyyyy 5 месяцев назад +8

    man this made my day! thank you

  • @Erucus
    @Erucus 5 месяцев назад +8

    I like your editing and this great content

  • @beep6202
    @beep6202 4 месяца назад +2

    Your editing is just so good!

  • @Duck-2017
    @Duck-2017 5 месяцев назад +2

    i have never seen this channel before, but i am very happy i found it, only 16 hours after the video was posted too. this video was a fever dream an i loved every second of it.

  • @kittyluvr
    @kittyluvr 5 месяцев назад +3

    instead of commenting anything important i just wanna say , the nose bleeding part was very relatable

  • @captshavers
    @captshavers 5 месяцев назад +6

    kitchen gun is a throwback XD

  • @TheBreadbear
    @TheBreadbear 5 месяцев назад +8

    I always do 10 intelligence builds. Especially since I always play on Hardcore + Very hard and go after the bigger fish on low levels.
    You bet your ass I'm not letting any of those Giant Radscorpions near Goodsprings live. Doesn't matter I'm level 3.

  • @DASBIGUN
    @DASBIGUN 5 месяцев назад +5

    Hay there Cyan, I get the same thing. Then walls in the nostrails or something the like. I DO know you DONT hold your head back, cause then you just swallo the blood which you don't re-absorb AND you can also accidentally inhale the blood while holding your head back and chock or it just ends up in the lungs...which COULD become a problem.
    Best way I have found is to put water (COLD) on the back of your neck while leaning over a sink or toilet (I don't judge you) and just let it flow until it slows down to a crawl, then note-up some TP and stuff it in your nose.

  • @shawnhollis4586
    @shawnhollis4586 5 месяцев назад +1

    You have blue balled me. I was so invested in the video and I enjoyed seeing your experience and hearing what you had to say and reminiscing on how I went through areas that you'd go to.
    You made it to Benny and I wanted so desperately to see how you'd handle Benny. It was the only way a man with an IQ of 3 could do it; with knuckle sandwiches, and you sure fed Benny.
    That's where I was blue balled by you and your working tactic of keeping me invested for your next upload.

  • @onion7067
    @onion7067 5 месяцев назад +2

    fun fact for the maybe 3 ppl who didnt know this: kitchen gun guy made the male voice for Dark Souls

  • @UVImpaler
    @UVImpaler 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nice use of the Derek Bum sketch as well as the old and classic western Daffy Duck.

  • @maaauel
    @maaauel 5 месяцев назад +4

    what a good time - and welcome to the Nosebleed Section

  • @Kenthis15
    @Kenthis15 5 месяцев назад +1

    He might be the one who digs but it’s the courier who is the one who knocks.

  • @GhostersSupreme
    @GhostersSupreme 5 месяцев назад +1

    First time seeing your content and honestly amazing video and great editing style. Looking forward binging your channel over the next month

  • @CondemnedInformer
    @CondemnedInformer 5 месяцев назад +2

    I don't think I've ever run into an NCR deserter and I have 400+ hours in this game.

  • @casualcrazy2009
    @casualcrazy2009 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'd love to see a follow-up on this. I highly recommend doing the DLCs as well. Old World Blues is the fan favorite but Lonesome Road is my personal favorite. They're all pretty good though and they give so much more context on the events of the game, they're heavily tied in with stuff you'll be hearing about in the base game.
    Also, for maximum enjoyment of the game, just kinda explore and do your own thing, you'll find a lot of fun stuff to get up to. Every time I play this game, I end up spending like 80% of my time on random sidequests and messing around. Heck one of the best companions in any Fallout game I've played, Raul Tejada, is hidden very far out of the way. As a sidenote: all companions have a quest attached to them, Veronica even has an extra hidden one that I didn't know about until after I already had around 150 hours in this game.

  • @loajump8522
    @loajump8522 5 месяцев назад

    I hope you do more of this adventure. It's a blast watching you play a lot of us' favorite game.

  • @BigBearWeek
    @BigBearWeek 5 месяцев назад +1

    They really should release another fallout game that acts as a sequel to 1,2, NV in 2025, it would be a great time since it’s written on the upside down photo in the opening.

  • @codymuller5744
    @codymuller5744 5 месяцев назад +1

    I recently starting playing it WITH MODS for the first time. A "vanilla+" kind of thing.
    Sprint mod, an enb, high res textures mod, and fallout 4 looting mod are essential for playability in 2024

  • @dictatorofthecheese
    @dictatorofthecheese 5 месяцев назад +1

    Loved the “Look at the flowers” reference 😆

  • @hydraliskgaming5895
    @hydraliskgaming5895 5 месяцев назад

    "If the legion breaks through are defenses I have one bullet I'm saving just for me"

  • @Grimpy970
    @Grimpy970 5 месяцев назад

    Wishes for fallout to end his bloody nose: gets a bloody nose as part of radiation sickness

  • @UmbraeNaught
    @UmbraeNaught 5 месяцев назад +1

    If he is to play any DLC I beg for the Old World Blues, its the shortest with the best dark humor throughout. The others are amazing but they're quite the journey.

  • @sam_wilds
    @sam_wilds 5 месяцев назад

    This isn't normally my type of video, but you're actually very entertaining
    I think it's that you stay in-character instead of addressing the viewer directly

  • @slingumingus
    @slingumingus 5 месяцев назад

    Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for this guys modlist

  • @celestialcthulhu773
    @celestialcthulhu773 5 месяцев назад

    Your power knows no bounds, it pushes you out of the map.

  • @Qwayzar
    @Qwayzar 5 месяцев назад

    Imagine this build but knowing how to stop hop because of low int high agility so the character just knows how to abuse the physics system. Like double jumping in real life but never questioning it.

  • @anon9469
    @anon9469 5 месяцев назад

    1:18 How DARE you drink Nuka-Cola? This is EXCLUSIVELY a Sunset Sarsparilla town.

  • @SomaCruz500
    @SomaCruz500 5 месяцев назад

    Welcome to Mojave, Wastelander.
    Glad you finally made it.

  • @adamsparks6551
    @adamsparks6551 5 месяцев назад

    Don't forget, the guys running at you with tire irons while you have a gun are blasted off jet and full of irradiated water. Super courage.

  • @Wheagg
    @Wheagg 4 месяца назад

    5:00 I feel your pain, I used to have chronic nosebleeds. Took many different doctors to finally figure it out. You never realize how bad it is until you don't have to deal with it anymore lol

  • @Warpded
    @Warpded 5 месяцев назад

    The best kind of negotiating is negotiating with small arms fire or a pneumatic gauntlet to the head. FNV teachable moments

  • @naimashamoushaki7166
    @naimashamoushaki7166 Месяц назад

    Hearing "Patrolling the Mojave wasteland almost makes you wish for a nuclear wi ter" almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter for sure.

  • @ChrisClarion
    @ChrisClarion 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dude my nose started bleeding at exactly same time too lol

  • @grantmorgan1794
    @grantmorgan1794 5 месяцев назад

    You deserve several million+ views. Please keep up the great work. A+ game on the thumbnails!

  • @Annathefemboy
    @Annathefemboy 27 дней назад

    Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

  • @TedBarnhart-h9g
    @TedBarnhart-h9g 5 месяцев назад +1

    Very funny man, it's like a fever dream and dehydration mirage mixed with guns and people getting bonked 😂

  • @porkflaps4717
    @porkflaps4717 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fantastic video! One of the best I've seen since the onslaught of newer people playing Fallout on YT since the show premiered. Keep 'em coming!

  • @SirBobBotsalot
    @SirBobBotsalot 5 месяцев назад

    "We won't go quiet, the Legion can count on that."

  • @Mrw1274
    @Mrw1274 5 месяцев назад

    Patrolling Florida almost makes you wish for the ice caps to melt.

  • @th3r0d
    @th3r0d 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm like 4 minutes in and this is fucking GOLD! SPECIAL stacked to be "special"

  • @dudley2far362
    @dudley2far362 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love the videos my guy, hope the bloody noses only added to the immersion

  • @Festive_Mike_Pence
    @Festive_Mike_Pence 5 месяцев назад

    please do a part 2 man, this video is gold

  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey! Personal tip.
    If you touch your middle finger and thumb together on both your hands, your nose will stop bleeding.
    Don't know why it works, but it does.

  • @donu-donu3075
    @donu-donu3075 5 месяцев назад

    I have never once leveled up intelligence in fallout new Vegas, and it’s awesome

  • @cameronj8450
    @cameronj8450 5 месяцев назад +1

    “What the fuck is this piece of shit!” Had me weak 😂😂😂 it’s so funny watching someone play Fallout NV for the first time bro 😂😂

  • @JohnCox340
    @JohnCox340 5 месяцев назад

    Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes you wish for a Mojave

  • @philmazzie3674
    @philmazzie3674 5 месяцев назад

    That was the perfect first playthrough.

  • @Justacheese
    @Justacheese 3 месяца назад

    Liked the vid for the running Tom Cruise meme near the end. That was so funny :)

  • @CrowCody
    @CrowCody 5 месяцев назад

    Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

  • @danielbuie6878
    @danielbuie6878 5 месяцев назад

    I found it funny that you thought 1 int and 1 cha would make the game harder, especially with all that agility and luck, but you were absolutely right about it being funny.

  • @thomasgrazier9251
    @thomasgrazier9251 5 месяцев назад

    Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

  • @weischreiner
    @weischreiner 5 месяцев назад

    Bloody nose tip I use a lot: fold a tissue 4 times and roll it up the other direction and plug it in your nose for 15-60 minutes and the bleeding stops

  • @JaredTakesTime
    @JaredTakesTime 5 месяцев назад +1

    We gotta get a New Vegas Part 2, Electric Boogaloo. Would love to see you meet Caesar. Or Kai Sar. Not sure how you're supposed to say it.

  • @TotallyNotJustCynical
    @TotallyNotJustCynical 5 месяцев назад

    Fun fact with the come fly with me ghouls, if you kill all of the followers while they're in space suits, that's the only chance to get more than just the one copy. I liked those outfits so I thought I was neat 🤷‍♂️

  • @acapybara3032
    @acapybara3032 5 месяцев назад

    Patrolling the winter almost makes you wish for a nuclear Mojave

  • @delenthqc
    @delenthqc 5 месяцев назад

    this video gave me a nosebleed too, from all the laughter

  • @jonnycarr6294
    @jonnycarr6294 4 месяца назад

    This is spectacular editing

  • @Lilly_Belle
    @Lilly_Belle 5 месяцев назад

    God, you're funny and good at editing. You deserve more views, for sure. This is quality entertainment. I was lured by your Child Catcher video after randomly thinking about Chitty Chitty Bang Bang one day and stayed for your wit.

  • @aidanclark8850
    @aidanclark8850 5 месяцев назад

    That dune reference.... got me laughing at midnight in my bed

  • @XLLXXL
    @XLLXXL 5 месяцев назад +3

    Peak Video again,sir

  • @ВіталійКоренівський
    @ВіталійКоренівський 4 месяца назад

    Nosebleeds are such a bliss

  • @pixeldott6587
    @pixeldott6587 5 месяцев назад

    I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THESE DIALOGUE OPTIONS😭😭😭 Im making a new save file.

  • @ghoul9988
    @ghoul9988 5 месяцев назад

    patrolling the winter almost makes you wish for a nuclear mojave

  • @Xellos14
    @Xellos14 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ah Fallout New Vegas 1 Int runs. Bringing the Idiot to Idiot Savant

  • @heidisparklebottom
    @heidisparklebottom 5 месяцев назад

    everytime i revisit New Vegas I'm smacked in the face by how strong the sepia tone filter is😅

  • @jacoblambert1805
    @jacoblambert1805 5 месяцев назад

    I remember back when I was a kid, seeing the graphics of Fallout NV, meanwhile playing Cod Mw2. Immediately dropped fallout because I couldn’t sprint and the graphics were soooo different

  • @DruggiePlays
    @DruggiePlays 5 месяцев назад

    "That's right the square hole"

  • @itsfischer383
    @itsfischer383 5 месяцев назад

    You've gained a subscriber, holy shit this is a great content!

  • @GrimmReaperXIII
    @GrimmReaperXIII 5 месяцев назад +1

    I need much, much, much, MUCH more of this, please. Lmao

  • @ZodiusXx
    @ZodiusXx 4 месяца назад

    10:41 "And drank your piss"
    *_WHAM, BAM, ALAKAZAM!_*
    10/10 (you made me reinstall)

  • @PyriteSkarn
    @PyriteSkarn 5 месяцев назад

    8:09 - The power of 10 Luck
    8:23 - The power of 1 Intelligence

  • @theata
    @theata 5 месяцев назад

    Few things make me sad in this world. One of them is knowing I can never experience FNV for the first time again, or the second...or third. There's a lot of ways this game can go, really.

  • @topherclay6131
    @topherclay6131 5 месяцев назад

    God, I love this game. I'm currently doing another run as we speak. Instant sub

  • @MattBradyrules
    @MattBradyrules 5 месяцев назад

    We absolutely are in a Fallout Renaissance right now!!! That is the perfect way to describe the state of Fallout 😂😂😂

  • @mistadude
    @mistadude 5 месяцев назад

    I get those random nose bleeds too man, *me shoulder*

  • @thegerb5417
    @thegerb5417 5 месяцев назад

    Kitchen Gun bit was the best!