The Life of a Skyrim Bandit

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024

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  • @secretspy44
    @secretspy44 9 месяцев назад +9014

    In Skyrim, the wind is a leading cause of injury and death.

    • @stephenwood6663
      @stephenwood6663 8 месяцев назад +420

      Bonus points if your character is named The Wind.

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 8 месяцев назад +148

      @@stephenwood6663
      LOL!! Why have I not heard this one before now

    • @Tallerixoo
      @Tallerixoo 8 месяцев назад +158

      ​ @stephenwood6663 holy shit, thats better than calling your self "not on the list" for the "hes not on the list"

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 8 месяцев назад +34

      Thats what happens when you work in a drafty old tomb I guess.

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 8 месяцев назад +68

      @@Tallerixoo
      That’s a great one too, but it also is kinda a one and done, ya know? The Wind keeps being relevant the whole game, so it makes you laugh every time you forget

  • @luciferiarose465
    @luciferiarose465 9 месяцев назад +33144

    The body rag dolling and rolling/flopping around was completely on point.

    • @Ball_fondler69
      @Ball_fondler69 9 месяцев назад +331

      Should’ve been the spinning death animation

    • @mrbloodymeme1853
      @mrbloodymeme1853 9 месяцев назад +35

      True

    • @Alexminecrafter1
      @Alexminecrafter1 9 месяцев назад +38

      its like every npc lol

    • @Variodyn
      @Variodyn 9 месяцев назад +93

      I once shot a draugr and it just flipped straight to the back rooms with the speed of the sun x1000

    • @elbonnybar
      @elbonnybar 9 месяцев назад +7

      crap, i commented the same thing. still, is was funny AF

  • @ItsMeHernandez
    @ItsMeHernandez 9 месяцев назад +10929

    "Never should have come here"
    One second later: "must have been the wind"

    • @ItsMeHernandez
      @ItsMeHernandez 9 месяцев назад +34

      300 likes and no reply? Fine, I'll do it my self.

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 9 месяцев назад +50

      *kills DB*
      Must've run off.

    • @Imracisttowardsbritishpeople
      @Imracisttowardsbritishpeople 9 месяцев назад

      Now you gotta pay

    • @matthewreckamp4005
      @matthewreckamp4005 8 месяцев назад +74

      My head canon is that there's a guy named The Wind and he's the most successful assassin in all of Tamriel, so much so that every time someone seemingly dies randomly they just assume that it was him and accept their fate.

    • @Imracisttowardsbritishpeople
      @Imracisttowardsbritishpeople 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@matthewreckamp4005 I can agree with that that sounds agreeable thank you

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 9 месяцев назад +7316

    The ragdoll physics for Jimmy was amazingly done, I tip my hat to you, sir

    • @TheRealFrozenFire
      @TheRealFrozenFire 9 месяцев назад +37

      I have literally never seen a Skyrim NPC do the things everyone memes about them doing upon death, so every time it catches me a little off guard lol

    • @angstydoodles1101
      @angstydoodles1101 9 месяцев назад +49

      ​@TheRealFrozenFire Man, you've missed out. I've been almost exclusively playing on the PS3 for years, and it's so funny. One of the best parts of the game, especially when they get all stretchy and shit.

    • @grimm3995
      @grimm3995 9 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@TheRealFrozenFireHOW

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 9 месяцев назад +5

      redditor

    • @indiankid8601
      @indiankid8601 8 месяцев назад +1

      Who the hell is named Jimmy in Skyrim?😂

  • @andrewfiske3558
    @andrewfiske3558 9 месяцев назад +18653

    Dagger deserves more screentime.

  • @Henwy-zm4fh
    @Henwy-zm4fh 9 месяцев назад +5199

    "i used to be an adventurer like you. then i took an arrow in the knee". just keeps on happening man.

    • @sad_hedgehog
      @sad_hedgehog 9 месяцев назад +41

      ...i warned you dawg.

    • @ابوتورا
      @ابوتورا 9 месяцев назад +59

      must have been the wind

    • @dominonine
      @dominonine 9 месяцев назад +25

      I'm not entirely stoked on the implication that the city guards are former bandits, though.

    • @Henwy-zm4fh
      @Henwy-zm4fh 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@dominonine "adventuring" at the cost of others

    • @agut.3263
      @agut.3263 9 месяцев назад +32

      "taking an arrow to the knee" is nordic slang for proposing/ getting married

  • @jazzyj7834
    @jazzyj7834 9 месяцев назад +2255

    I need a mod where if you hit a bandit with an arrow right in the knee without getting detected, they'll suddenly transform into a city guard and turn on their friends. If they survive, they'll walk to the nearest city and just hang out.

    • @Enricco_pucci-
      @Enricco_pucci- 9 месяцев назад +193

      Holy frick i need this too

    • @xNirex44
      @xNirex44 9 месяцев назад +161

      Hi, is this where I give you all my money?

    • @WhiteFyreLeo
      @WhiteFyreLeo 9 месяцев назад +74

      Anyone know a mod maker?

    • @BlueBD
      @BlueBD 9 месяцев назад +78

      Who know getting an arrow to the knee would be such a huge upgrade

    • @anangelicpancake7876
      @anangelicpancake7876 9 месяцев назад +77

      @@BlueBDThe knee is the secret “Promotion” button

  • @cresentiel5670
    @cresentiel5670 9 месяцев назад +970

    the wind must've been powerful huh

  • @maxostmeyer8768
    @maxostmeyer8768 9 месяцев назад +8134

    Super excited for a potential Skyrim series

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 9 месяцев назад +348

    That was incredible. Ragdoll physics, game accurate stealth, chefs kiss.

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman 9 месяцев назад +92

    That “never should have come here” sounded like it was directed at himself, not the dragonborn

  • @teegovr
    @teegovr 9 месяцев назад +711

    You’ve gotta do one where a player’s companion watches them speedrun, that’d be the funniest shit

    • @BeanersParadise
      @BeanersParadise 7 месяцев назад +19

      "...thats not where you put a goblet but okay...."

    • @Damini368
      @Damini368 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@BeanersParadiseDid you just… *tries to replicate putting the goblet there in order to go through the wall too*

    • @magicball3201
      @magicball3201 7 месяцев назад +9

      How did you get all these brushes?
      _How are you making the float???_

    • @mewithyouu
      @mewithyouu 7 месяцев назад +1

      yess

    • @wander1139
      @wander1139 5 месяцев назад +4

      There's actually a book series that does something like that its called prophecy approved companion

  • @suitedpanda3108
    @suitedpanda3108 9 месяцев назад +262

    JIIIIMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    must’ve been the wind

  • @gaben0127
    @gaben0127 9 месяцев назад +101

    The fact i instantly recognized bleak falls barrow as the location shows that us Skyrim players need another hobby

    • @barmeyblonde
      @barmeyblonde 9 месяцев назад +9

      Nah, you just need new mods

    • @chrisbennett9048
      @chrisbennett9048 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@barmeyblondeor a new elder scrolls game. Looking at you Bethesda

    • @infinitespace2520
      @infinitespace2520 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@barmeyblonde Mods that make Bleak Falls barrow look more barrowy?

    • @MattJDylan
      @MattJDylan 8 месяцев назад +6

      I played skyrim very briefly, starting a couple runs but never going particularly further in the game, and yet I knew the place instantly too... it's just that iconic I think, although I never bothered to learn the name of it... 😅

    • @Dylan_Thomas1
      @Dylan_Thomas1 6 месяцев назад +2

      It's the first place you go to for a word of power.

  • @jtucker4462
    @jtucker4462 9 месяцев назад +90

    “Go to the college” da said… “use your smarts” he said… like I’m supposed to figure out which college he meant…

    • @jakeschwartz2514
      @jakeschwartz2514 8 месяцев назад +2

      This. This right here

    • @mathelgameroom4592
      @mathelgameroom4592 9 дней назад +2

      Well, there _are_ two colleges in Skyrim. Bard college is probably safer.

    • @jtucker4462
      @jtucker4462 8 дней назад

      @@mathelgameroom4592 I honestly hadn’t thought about that. I only considered the college of Winterhold

  • @JesusAteMyFries
    @JesusAteMyFries 9 месяцев назад +94

    Jimmy twitching around is so accurate 😂😭 then the “must’ve been the wind” for reaaaal

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 7 месяцев назад +37

    the “Must have been the wind” is SO accurate

  • @Joov
    @Joov 8 месяцев назад +52

    How have I not seen this. Awesome work!

    • @ArkayaStudios
      @ArkayaStudios 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh shit, didn't expect to see you here

    • @west3Dgaming
      @west3Dgaming 4 месяца назад +1

      When your mom and your teacher start talking at the grocery store 8-I

  • @trianime
    @trianime 9 месяцев назад +111

    That ragdoll physics is spot on

  • @rhoidesu
    @rhoidesu 9 месяцев назад +71

    love that jimmy just ragdolls. doesnt even stop moving. Just Ragdoll

  • @saslui2336
    @saslui2336 9 месяцев назад +47

    Now we finally can see the legendary stealth archer build from other side

  • @MAC-xl5dn
    @MAC-xl5dn 5 месяцев назад +5

    Dagger broke the vital law of the universe, after taking an arrow to knee he didn't become a guard

  • @Intrinsety
    @Intrinsety 7 месяцев назад +7

    I cannot get over that beautiful rag-doll

  • @MAC-0
    @MAC-0 9 месяцев назад +30

    Jackson doing Skyrim content now?!
    Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes...

  • @rooster4293
    @rooster4293 9 месяцев назад +27

    An arrow to the knee, what a cruel fate

  • @Angie13133
    @Angie13133 9 месяцев назад +27

    That goddamn wind...

  • @KhaosGorvin
    @KhaosGorvin 9 месяцев назад +23

    This is a really accurate representation of a Skyrim npc.

  • @harpoon_eggs
    @harpoon_eggs 7 месяцев назад +4

    Honorable mention to bandits running into their own lethal traps

    • @mathelgameroom4592
      @mathelgameroom4592 9 дней назад

      How about bandits running repeatedly into the same bear trap, until they die from it on the 15th time?

  • @oli1764
    @oli1764 9 месяцев назад +10

    My man's struck gold with this. Instant fan favourite I'm calling it

  • @idiot_ambitious
    @idiot_ambitious 9 месяцев назад +42

    The most abused npc in skyrim 😂

    • @MistaOppritunity
      @MistaOppritunity 6 месяцев назад

      I'd say it's giants. 90% of them are just chilling in their territory, the Jarl of Windhelm even gave one in his hold full control of ITS land and told his subjects to just leave him alone, but greater and grand soul gems need to be filled somehow and they have easy to access loot.

  • @Synkhan
    @Synkhan 8 месяцев назад +2

    Not me saying "Must have been the wind" just before you said it and absolutely bursting into laughter when you did lol. Peak delivery that. I love it!!!!!

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 9 месяцев назад +8

    Happy to see you do skyrim but love dagger hope we see more of him

  • @user-me6zk2vb7m
    @user-me6zk2vb7m 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Must have been the wind..." "Never should have come here!" Most accurate quotes

  • @Colonel_Jurten
    @Colonel_Jurten 9 месяцев назад +8

    A safety inspector video on a hive city would be pretty cool ngl

  • @Jeeiscrazy
    @Jeeiscrazy 9 месяцев назад +6

    "Bandits head get cut off"
    Also bandit- huh must have been the wind.

  • @mynameispaul553
    @mynameispaul553 9 месяцев назад +5

    "must've been the wind" omfg that lost me 😂

  • @calebtheholyman545
    @calebtheholyman545 3 месяца назад +2

    Never seen anyone portray skyrim ragdoll quite so well

  • @tjwest2605
    @tjwest2605 9 месяцев назад +4

    My favourite tbing to say at something super obvious. "Must've been the wind"

  • @snerble
    @snerble 9 месяцев назад +4

    props for him getting the npc placements right

  • @pajwubx1809
    @pajwubx1809 9 месяцев назад +3

    I love how the corpse is still moving, truly captured the Bethesda "Magic"!

  • @immortalinaros8751
    @immortalinaros8751 9 месяцев назад +4

    That Dragonborn was the good old Stealth Archer.

  • @simplyweird8706
    @simplyweird8706 9 месяцев назад +4

    He was not the hero we deserved, but he was the hero we needed 🫡

  • @IceManIsaac
    @IceManIsaac 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro your content is so freaking good 😂 binged your videos for like an hour and have been reeling. Keep it up!

  • @skunkmaid
    @skunkmaid 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love how Jimmy keeps moving.

  • @theflyingcyclops5555
    @theflyingcyclops5555 9 месяцев назад +10

    gets fucking blown up, jackson must have been the wind

  • @37_newts_in_a_costume
    @37_newts_in_a_costume 9 месяцев назад +4

    Never back down never give up

  • @FaytVanguard
    @FaytVanguard 9 месяцев назад +2

    Reminder that Skyrim has divines that can wipe memories.

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin 2 дня назад +1

    The body moving around like that brought me back lol

  • @bitterbanana3638
    @bitterbanana3638 9 месяцев назад +7

    NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER WHAT?!?!?!🗿🔥🔥🔥

    • @themineguy1234
      @themineguy1234 9 месяцев назад +2

      NEVER GIVE UP

    • @ACID_
      @ACID_ 7 месяцев назад

      I CAN'T HEAR YOU !

  • @sleepyyAshh
    @sleepyyAshh 7 месяцев назад +2

    must have been the wind : FUS ROH DAH

  • @mysterb_
    @mysterb_ 3 месяца назад +1

    “I used to be an adventurer like you, before i took an arrow to the knee”

  • @cosmiccustard9726
    @cosmiccustard9726 5 месяцев назад +1

    you’ve picked a bad time to get lost friend - bandit

  • @somerandomgamer8504
    @somerandomgamer8504 9 месяцев назад +4

    What you gonna do to this cat, turn me into a rug?

  • @Just_a_Gamer924
    @Just_a_Gamer924 9 месяцев назад +4

    PETITION FOR HIM TO MAKE NEXT MINECRAFT SHORT: The Life of a Steve

  • @FijianSouljah1312
    @FijianSouljah1312 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lad, I fkn D I E D when he ragdolled on the ground 😭😭🤣 transported me back to the x360 days ahahahahahah

  • @Dog2009
    @Dog2009 9 месяцев назад +1

    This isnt pregnant but he always delivers

  • @varudacan3983
    @varudacan3983 9 месяцев назад +5

    Dagger is the real deal

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 7 месяцев назад

    The body falling on its knees and ragdolling was perfection.

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 6 месяцев назад +1

    CHAT NEVER LET HIM FORGET WHAT HE HAS PROMISED.

  • @bwalters9762
    @bwalters9762 9 месяцев назад

    The dying is even more funny as I just watched a guy parodying dying in video games and you nailed the skyrim ones

  • @N.C.O.G-Marine
    @N.C.O.G-Marine 7 месяцев назад +1

    *literally gets shot in the knee with an arrow* 5.2 seconds later: "must have been the wind"

  • @KlintKaras
    @KlintKaras 9 месяцев назад

    You deserve millions more subscribers for that ragdoll performance.(also just amazing videos!)

  • @thattwoguy
    @thattwoguy 28 дней назад

    When the bandits say “never should have come here” they are talking to themselves

  • @wren3216
    @wren3216 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Jimmy had a family!!!” Is a good summary of my inner thoughts any time I have to kill somebody in a game

  • @MrFingers-ip9ug
    @MrFingers-ip9ug 4 месяца назад

    The body, the body flopping was perfect and exactly how it happens. “Must have been the wind”

  • @karharablackwolf6044
    @karharablackwolf6044 8 месяцев назад

    This is a nice change. Seeing you do skyrim shorts is the best😂🤣

  • @JadeAnnabelArt
    @JadeAnnabelArt 9 месяцев назад +1

    The ragdolling was so hilarious XD

  • @coltonk.3086
    @coltonk.3086 9 месяцев назад

    Him taking an arrow to the knee has to be the funniest detail!!

  • @victorlannister5606
    @victorlannister5606 8 месяцев назад

    The way jimmy is dead but still moving in that signature Skyrim way really sells it for me!

  • @toastymc182
    @toastymc182 9 месяцев назад +1

    Never expected Skyrim to pop up, keep it up man ❤

  • @Phoenixqueen77
    @Phoenixqueen77 8 месяцев назад +1

    Not enough people are congratulating Dagger on his marriage and swift promotion to city guard.

  • @bigboymalloy2261
    @bigboymalloy2261 5 месяцев назад

    The fact im playing skyrim as i come across this must be a sign i need to keep playing skyrim

  • @bastianpereira9734
    @bastianpereira9734 8 месяцев назад

    Or the classic ‘I submit I submit, you’re too powerful… you never should have come here’

  • @adameagleburger2254
    @adameagleburger2254 9 месяцев назад

    Props for keeping that sword in good shape I had one of those as a kid and I dont think they’ve made those for years and years

  • @Sparkzyy7887
    @Sparkzyy7887 9 месяцев назад +1

    The "must of been the wind" is sooo accurate

  • @Terik17
    @Terik17 8 месяцев назад

    I'll never get sick of people reenacting the rag-dolling from skyrim hahaha
    great video

  • @vatican65
    @vatican65 Месяц назад

    Bro felt genuine pain from that arrow

  • @Katie.JesusIsKing
    @Katie.JesusIsKing 8 месяцев назад

    The body glitching is so accurate i loved it.

  • @kgw100
    @kgw100 Месяц назад

    Muat have been the wind the first time killed me 😂 great acting and change up

  • @aydansterling
    @aydansterling 5 месяцев назад +1

    I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the must have been the wind...

  • @Lordceeyrus
    @Lordceeyrus 3 месяца назад

    Bandits have that “I can do this all day” vibe

  • @TheAlewicious
    @TheAlewicious 4 месяца назад

    So accurate how he sees his friend die and then forgets about it ten seconds later lol

  • @TheBlindRaven
    @TheBlindRaven 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 the movements of Jimmy. Perfection. You nailed Bethesda glitching.

  • @gachathis4858
    @gachathis4858 6 месяцев назад

    He needs to do one when you're the literal dragon born and a group of bandits decide to kidnap your spouse

  • @BlackDaffodils
    @BlackDaffodils 4 месяца назад

    "Mustve been the wind" mustve had a high enough sneak 😂

  • @calebbones6502
    @calebbones6502 8 месяцев назад

    The wind is actually the number 1 killer of random bandits. It’s actually very terrifying

  • @youtubersdigest
    @youtubersdigest 9 месяцев назад +1

    You missed the quote “I’ll find whoever did this” but other than that spot on😂

  • @assassinprothe1st887
    @assassinprothe1st887 6 месяцев назад

    Mustve been the wind bro had me dying 😂 with the arrow still in the knee so accurate 😂

  • @zerada00
    @zerada00 6 месяцев назад

    Dagger needs redemption arc, way too nice to be a bandit.

  • @Kinggenton
    @Kinggenton 4 дня назад

    The expression, the voice all to end with
    " musta been the wind "
    had me LAUGHING

  • @MilqDust
    @MilqDust 9 месяцев назад

    I mean, it's the most predictable jokes but it still cracks me tf up 😂

  • @elexicrain1961
    @elexicrain1961 7 месяцев назад

    “You never should have come here”…Famous last words lol

  • @runpullfourskinz6796
    @runpullfourskinz6796 Месяц назад

    I love how this implies that no matter what you set out to create, every character eventually becomes a stealth archer.

  • @MaxyStark
    @MaxyStark 5 месяцев назад

    Skyrim memes never get old 😂

  • @Cher007
    @Cher007 5 месяцев назад

    Des Video war echt genial - des Ende hätte ich echt nicht erwartet, die Mittagspause ist gut verbracht 😂

  • @thepowerplayer4530
    @thepowerplayer4530 9 месяцев назад

    Dude Skyrim is like my favorite game of all time so I really appreciated this short

  • @nathanieldonigan3659
    @nathanieldonigan3659 9 месяцев назад

    This is hilarious, I just started a new playthrough of skyrim, so the timing is impeccable 😂

  • @swishy1260
    @swishy1260 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jimmy dying while doing the Harlem Shake 💀

  • @Ash-om2um
    @Ash-om2um 2 месяца назад +1

    It would be a nice touch to add the 👁️ icon that shows enemy awareness when sneaking and when it becomes closed eye he says "must've been the wind"

  • @_brighten_
    @_brighten_ 6 месяцев назад

    the fact that this is actually accurate for featuring an stealth archer