@@nimajack-gj1fz the joke is miners sounds like minors, so, when she said lover of miners. Without the subtitles people would think it would be lover of minors. Even though this is probably a joke, I take stuff seriously :)
@@El-beans_destroyersee a player made a name for themself in this game for having name let me solo her and wait at the hardest boss in the game to be summon and then solo the boss with nothing but a jar on his head and his weapon
I know you meant to say tell but this cracked me up way too much 😂 i'm just coming up with random sentences and replacing tell with John lol. You don't John me, I John you. Don't make me John you twice. How many times do I have to John you?
This is why Malenia had it figured out. Stays optional boss so doesn't get hassled as much and actually has a chair to sit and sleep in. Wake up, kick ass; sit back in chair, go back to sleep.
@@juju8285 the semi minimalistic build that I use I really only see it using the Ash war and healing flasks so he surprises me how useful and non-braindead it is at times when you don’t give him too many options. Plus me being a strength/dex build he’s tanky, takes aggro, and pretty strong
@Sin_Of_Greed yeah, i honostly just used cheats to set myself to the recommended boss level and fought them all, without getting any medallions or doing the quests
@@delphy2478I’ve literally counted how long bosses and enemies wind up their attacks. No joke, a lot of them delay their attacks for like 10 seconds. One of the reasons I’m not fond of a lot of bosses in elden ring. The combo joke was very true aswell. The bosses really do be pulling undodgeable high damage combos out of their ass.
@@holden-caulfieldwho cares, I want that ability to be available for the players. I wonder how long it would take for everyone to realise how broken that is in a game where commitment to your moves is key.
@@holden-caulfielddelayed attacks just are bad in general and makes no sense, why get ready to swing but suddenly pause for about 4 seconds for no reason, mogh was the only boss with delayed attacks that made sense or worked right
I've good idea for clip. Where Bandits are just regular poor people. Innocent poor people defending they're cave. The dragonbornb always known as guy who raids the land for gold and he keeps raiding Bandits aka regular poor people can't live in city but live in caves
:Hears spirit summon:
Tarnished: "prepare for trouble"
Mimic: "and make it double"
lmaoo
To protect the world from devastation,
@@Paramecium13to unite al people
@@mahakhan1746 within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love!@@emmagray6082
The reason he chop his own arm in phase 2 is so he could hold an arm, holding an axe, doubling his range and attack damage
Bro bears arms
"lover of miners" 😭
He lives underground. What else is he going to love.
@@nimajack-gj1fz the joke is miners sounds like minors, so, when she said lover of miners. Without the subtitles people would think it would be lover of minors. Even though this is probably a joke, I take stuff seriously :)
Rock n stone
@spacenumber1149 Damm, right
Average minecraft youtubers
"Lover of miners"
Whoa, settle down there Doc.
The disrespect is crazy
Can’t wait for someone not to understand this reply lmao
@@NoahCallenberglmaoo
Cant wait to be a minor, so my string could be whipped
The first one that i "encountered" was in the Fingees video about him adding guns into minecraft
@@NoahCallenberg😂💀
"It's just one guy.... Why is he completely naked except for a pot helmet?"
*Insert bad ass music like doom*
Doom starts
What?😊
Nah, totally naked but a buckler and a dagger
@@EN4myX let me solo her, the legend
Love how bro has a drawing of a drake on his chest
Really sells the “lover of miners” idea
Where is Drake?
@@Ojbebettera drake (dragon) not drake (the music artist)
Nah drakes don't have wings
Half expected that the Tarnished would have a pot on his head.
That’s skyrim
@@El-beans_destroyer no, he just meant to say jar. And in Skyrim you put the bucket on other heads, not your own.
@@El-beans_destroyer I was talking about let me solo her
@@joshuahetzler1548 oh I thought he meant put the bucket on the other guys head
@@El-beans_destroyersee a player made a name for themself in this game for having name let me solo her and wait at the hardest boss in the game to be summon and then solo the boss with nothing but a jar on his head and his weapon
At least Malenia gets to take a nap while she's waiting for you... most bosses just sit in a room they barely fit in silently watching the door
And when he gets below 33% health, he spawns his brother. Drake, lover of minors.
Nah, under 18%
@@alexandertelson3713 possibly the greatest reply ive had the pleasure of reading
And his weakness is a tarnished named "Kendrick Lamar"
Fun Fact: You can damage the brother if your mic is turned on by saying OVHO over and over again.
Drake and John Lover of Minors
This is a great commentary on why (unlike Dark Souls bosses) most of the Elden Ring bosses are there and why they attack you. The answer is " ".
There’s someone who fights John for other players just like Let Me Solo Her. His name is Chris Hansen.
Underrated comment
But you see I-I call him Chris Handsome
@@ygypt😧
He wouldn't get the Favored Enemy damage since despite the name he just loves miners...
@@ygypt”Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yowrs”
Tarnish has a new summon: the FBI
No he summoned Chris Hansen...... probably
Bro summoned Chris Hansen
With the summon bell to bring help
Not the summon bell 😭😂
What does that mean?
@@milolopez787 An item in elden ring, to summon helpers like poisonous jellyfish or skeletons
@@XSotaxX or... YOURSELF!
@milolopez787 the sound of a bell ringing at the end of the video is from elden ring where you can summon something to help fight the boss.
@@Healcraft That would be the worst enemy of anybody
*ring a ding*
"Psst. I see dead people."
“ 🎺 “
“I hear you like em young”
I can already John, Lover of Miners would be a name feared by all Tarnished.
I know you meant to say tell but this cracked me up way too much 😂 i'm just coming up with random sentences and replacing tell with John lol.
You don't John me, I John you.
Don't make me John you twice.
How many times do I have to John you?
@@Pandemia616 BAHAHAHAAA Im gonna leave it unchanged just cause of rhis reply
Especially the young ones
Yes and there's an NPC called "miner, Lover of John"
This is why Malenia had it figured out. Stays optional boss so doesn't get hassled as much and actually has a chair to sit and sleep in. Wake up, kick ass; sit back in chair, go back to sleep.
Lady Maria samelikewise, though maybe without the optional bit.
No way, it's THE John Elden Ring
I love how many subtle references form Elden Ring there was in here. Really well done dude this is halarious 🙌🏻
I’ll never forget the close battle I had against THE Lover of Miners.
They were truly terrifying, I mean just their name invokes fear.
Did you summon a mimic?
@@pongangelo2048I’m so annoyed I had to mimic. Dude wasn’t giving no me the time of day
This is hilarious!!!! I was thinking of this fact so many times of what the boss does waiting to fight!!!!
“I will raise my axe and wait umm 3-5 business da-“
watching this before elden ring and not understanding this short then watching it again after beating the game and finding it way too relatable lol
Surprised he wasnt a dragon..... a drake.
Well played sir
More like a serpent
CURSEEEEE YOUUUUU BAAAAAAAAAAYYYYLLEEEEE
WITH A RAIN OF HARPOONS!!!!
We can’t tarnish dragons like that
The fact that the cutting your own arm and using it as a weapon is something that actually happened in Dark Souls 2 is crazy
Imagine a boss with a friendly Australian accent ? Named Skip devourer of Fosters..
No one in Australia drinks that. Most liquor stores don’t even sell it.
@qwertyman747 I know, but it's quite popular in the southwest of Australia, though... It's popular in the UK, but we hate drinking it 😒 😑
@@qwertyman747 I was thinking Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo...
@@Pandajo Do you live near Perth? I didn't know any part of Australia drank it
@@qwertyman747 I instinctively thought he meant foster home children
I love when the last giant did that in DS2, it made the fight so much fun
And how the fire giant did it with his leg in this game
The summon bell lmao
Dude I haven’t laughed like that out of nowhere in forever the title was amazing
John knew instantly the mimic tear was beyond his capabilities
DLC changed that but I played Elden ring after sekiro shadows die twice and the change is a bit jarring
The true Elden Lord
@@Yes-x4w still using the mimic tear in the DLC and it’s still OP AF😅
@nexvibes3549 quick question, is it more or less brain dead then before the DLC came out?
@@juju8285 the semi minimalistic build that I use I really only see it using the Ash war and healing flasks so he surprises me how useful and non-braindead it is at times when you don’t give him too many options. Plus me being a strength/dex build he’s tanky, takes aggro, and pretty strong
Bro went full Dr. Disrespect at the end
That summoning bell was calling in Hansen, Chris of Hansen
“Sometimes I act like I’m gonna hit them really fast, then I just kinda hit em once” I felt that
I’m on my first Elden Ring playthrough and this is exactly what I imagine the bosses doing
When tarnished is an FBI agent about to spirit summon a SWAT team:
I know nothing about Elden Ring and this is still incredibly entertaining 😂
Hop on elden ring
The dialogue was a bit lazy, still made me laugh though
@Sin_Of_Greed yeah, i honostly just used cheats to set myself to the recommended boss level and fought them all, without getting any medallions or doing the quests
@@eggproductions9683 so, did you ever beat the game fairly or what?
@@bunnitomoe3866 technically, no.
Chris Hansen summoned the local PD 😭
Bro is the drake of Elden ring
bro just explained godrick the grafted
I was thinking the same thing
The 3-5 minutes wait is so accurate, elden ring attacks are so delayed
excepts it's waiting 5-3 minutes, so it's even more unpredictable :P
@@delphy2478I’ve literally counted how long bosses and enemies wind up their attacks. No joke, a lot of them delay their attacks for like 10 seconds. One of the reasons I’m not fond of a lot of bosses in elden ring. The combo joke was very true aswell. The bosses really do be pulling undodgeable high damage combos out of their ass.
@@illusion8457 why this makes you to not like them? I think this is what makes them difficult, because it punishes panick dodging.
@@holden-caulfieldwho cares, I want that ability to be available for the players.
I wonder how long it would take for everyone to realise how broken that is in a game where commitment to your moves is key.
@@holden-caulfielddelayed attacks just are bad in general and makes no sense, why get ready to swing but suddenly pause for about 4 seconds for no reason, mogh was the only boss with delayed attacks that made sense or worked right
"I'm around them all the time, it'd be weird if I didn't like miners."
That is a wild thing to say lmao
'And John got a weird case why is he around'💀
I remember when I went through that first cave near spawn and I found this big man I wanted to scream because I had to go through those bs minors.
Tryna strike a cord and it's prolly a mine~~~~~~r
“You dumbass! Why do you have that huge hammer? And why are you glowing?”
*ring ring*
“Oh shit.”
I love how you are still wearing your crocs 😂
The moment where they first wait a few lightyears and then do a few really quick undodgeble attacks is so accurate
I didn’t know John was crashing in the same boss room with the magma wrym
When he gets to 69% health it spawns drdiserpect, also a lover of miners
Oh the pain, I can only imagine how difficult a job like this might be :(
Yeah but youve got all those untouched minors- I mean miners
I like this elden ring video make more i enjoy them alot
forefathers one and all, BEAR WITNESS
" Tarnished are cruel, Jack - and I love miners! "
John is definitely a Minecraft RUclipsr
There’s also John Wolfe, who is currently playing Elden Ring!
Tryna strike the boss but it's probably a minerrrrrr....😂
John, The Miner Lord 😂
Bro this is actually hilarious. Had me in the first 7 seconds
Love the content!
There he is, John Elden Ring in all his glory
I love miners I even have a few in my basement
"Tryneth strike thy corde, but tis probably A-Minerrrr"
John the lover of miners, on his third phase summons Joe, lover of minors.
Yo 💀
You gotta do more of elden ring!! This is fantastic!😂😂
It would've been great if he added the sound " FBI open up " at the end 😂
He should have used a dragons head as his arm
"John, have a seat."
Poor John about to get that Malenia treatment from the legend himself, Let Me Solo Her
Another Banger vid anyway so true lol
The way he said "wait what" sounded so sad
''Hey, why there is two of them now?''
Tarnished: get ready for some hands
Mimic: because we’re serving up an all you can eat
My name is john, lover of miners I mean I am surrounded by them. John was fired from the school board the next day.
"Let Me Solo Her Has Joined The Game"
Bro misread the name and all the gloves came off
Such a missed opportunity not saying his name was Grand Drake lover of Miners
Loving the interview. Do a dark souls 2 video 😂
The "wait what?" at the end got me.
"Lover of miners" Average Minecraft RUclipsr
the classic insta summon without attempting even once
*summoning bell rings*
Boss: wait what
No way ! It's Elden John !
Im just now realizing that every time we summon a creature we are literally going: “With this treasure I summon…..”
Damn John Souls is finally a boss? I've been dreaming about this moment for a long time
The Stonedigger troll. Biggest pain in my ass in the entire game.
I get the feeling that you and mohg before shadow of the erdtree would’ve gotten along real fast
I've good idea for clip.
Where Bandits are just regular poor people. Innocent poor people defending they're cave.
The dragonbornb always known as guy who raids the land for gold and he keeps raiding Bandits aka regular poor people can't live in city but live in caves
The ending. You could say you struck gold
I genuinely laughed at this. Really well done
The crocs really tie the costume together 😅❤
“5 seconds to 3 minutes” so relatable 😭
Its all over when you hear the hunters bell
I swear that sound is haunting for a boss definitely if they see Tiche
Imagine spending your days hiding in the tunnels because you fear the Black Knives only for some naked man to find you and summon Tiche
John, Lover of Miners. That is how you summon Chris Hanson. Please take that back.
Make one about a noble wanderer and a op spirit summon that wants a break
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!"
the amount of bosses he just described in elden ring is astonishing
I thought he'd say his name is John elden
Oh no bro went from the hottest boss to the nottest boss in the span of one short.
Love the humor tho +1 sub
The slow windup is spot on.