Fun fact: I was sick the day this video came out. I was bed-bound with the flu, in a half-conscious state so I just decided to watch some movie reviews with autoplay on. After a few hours of sweating silently in my bed, I felt myself trying to doze off but I couldn't because I was so sick. Fast forward to this video coming on, and this was when I was barely awake. It was going fine. Then the #horror section of the video came on. It felt like I was having a fucking illness-induced seizure. I felt like I was having a panic attack and severe fever at the same time. I genuinely didn't think this was actually real until I woke up this morning and rewatched the video. Holy shit.
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. I've heard that you've had some hush consherns about your package. I've already releases the drone on the post man and have set up 31 cameras in the post office, 76 cameras in the mailbox, and 12 cameras in your package.
Disabled people aren't physically or mentally disadvantaged, they are just in the awkward phase of ascending. I get it. Like when that disabled character in Batman vs Superman blew up his wheelchair, he was just ascending and as a result caused an explosion. It makes so much more sense now.
Wait....a guy in a wheelchair blew up so he could ascend...? Ascension.....higher plane.....Great Ones.....Bloodborne..... Dude, Gehrman was in a wheelchair.
During an interview for Civil War, the Covenant was brought up by an interviewer and Sebastian Stan's reaction of regret was just priceless. I'm having trouble finding it though.
He even mouthed something like damnit and he looked so done XD. He is regretting his life choices. But he was still the best thing about that train wreck. Btw I don't know who is the blonde guy (the one who said:Harry Potter can kiss my ass) but I wanted to punch him so bad every time he was one screen.
I feel like the whole "Macon" story is so specific that it's like... for... someone... like someone did exactly what Macon did in this video, and they know who they are.
The story is mediocre but I still love it for the action scenes and the nostalgia. Tbh I just watched it yesterday since its getting close to Halloween
agataa Same, I thought it was a purposefully bad movie comp CG film Ralph was trying to make a point about modernization with. But then I searched #horror and it was a real 2015 Movie.
Same, first time I watched it was at an overnight sleepover at like 3:00 in the morning. Friends and i legit thought we were having a brain aneurysm watching it
“It’s as if she’s been bitten by hundreds of insects. Like spiders.” Thanks doc but I remember learning in the first grade that spiders are arachnids not insects.
When your doctor doesn't know that spider are not insects, but arachnids.... honestly, if your doctor is that dumb the you don't have much a chance either way.
Missing one detail of information doesn't make a person dumb, we all have a lot of info in our heads that we get wrong all the time. And i don't think that piece of information would be that important for a doctor to know.
Sidecutt3 no sir, that is not a detail that is a simply fact most should know by highschool age. And how will you treat the world's most dangerous spider bite when you don't even know what spiders are 😂
I'm sorry Ralph I doubted you in the opening to #horror. I just couldn't fathom the fact that those were the true opening title sequence. I went and watched the first 3 minuets. I will never doubt you again.
I had forgotten I'd seen the covenant until halfway through the review, when I heard the, "That girl hasn't worn panties since...." line. That's a line that sticks with you.
Sorry, but ANYTHING is better than Twilight. Because there is nothing good about Twilight - and I'm not even a fan of the vampire mythos. I love seeing the vampire mythos get fucked with to make it more interesting - just NOT like Twilight.
Shakur Burton Sorry bro but Twilight is hilariously bad and campy fun. I’m so glad it became a pop culture phenomenon even if Vampire Sucks and Breaking Wind exist because of the series.
That is actually the most insane thing I´ve ever seen.. Makes the editors of the latest transformers seem sedated in comparison. I know there´s incompetent filmmakers out there, but seeing that in a screening and saying "yup, that´s good! Let´s release that!"? It´s beyond comprehension.
*It’s a very thought provoking commentary on a very serious real-life issues like-* Violence for views...? *Well no real life issues, but at least your thoughts are provoked. Not in the way the writers intended, but still.*
It's so weird, you literally look nothing like Ansel from baby driver without the glasses, but with the glasses you look almost the same. That was a great fucking costume idea lol
It is. It's on Netflix and I've seen it like 10 times. I don't like the flim but there's something that's so baffling about the characters, plot, and the weird af visuals that draw me back to it. It's not bad but it's weird and not even good weird
"Who, who would like and share a girl being murdered" *looks over at a conversation of people talking about ISIS beheading videos* "The government would be tracking this and taking it down instantly" *backs away slowly, while tripping over someone watching people die in car accidents on live leak*
"Time to listen to this new dope AnalCunt track! School Shooting With Shadow the Hedgehog!" "Aww sweet dude how's it go?" "Like this bruh!" *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Yeah hacks like I declare war, rings of Saturn, faceless use them. I know it’s ok to not like pig squeals i mean I fucking love them I use it myself because it’s so fucking brutal but AC was never serious I was just a bunch a people fuck around.
Its fantastic to watch Sebastian Stan's (Bucky Barnes) reaction when interviewers bring this movie up. Its like he thinks if he just pretends he wasn't in this movie hard enough, it'll be true, and they're crushing his newly created reality.
You know there is a famous tale about a old man and a tinker. Once upon a time an old man came upon the house of a tinker seeking for him to fix his favorite coo-coo clock. When the old man asked the young tinker what it would cost to fix the clock, the tinker joyfully responded with “I’m ascending.” The End
When the knife emoji escapes into the real world and takes over an unsuspecting human all hell breaks loose ... The teenagers who shunned him and refused to use him will pay the price. In the end he'll get the last #LOL.
The great thing about Harry Potter as well is that although it's magic and they can make up whatever, yes, they have rules, but they also convey a sense of magic as something you can learn and master. The kids start out knowing very few spells and a lot of time is dedicated to showing that they can't control magic as well as older students and adults. That sets up tension, it sets up progression. Kids mess up spells, they learn new ones from different people, and they practice to get them right. That's magic done right. It's not that it's random and without borders, there are rules and there is a sense of realism to it. That's not the same with super powers and I get that movies are only so long so you can't cram a bunch of learning montages and explain every power, but you can at least do something. Deadpool is another good example. Those who know nothing about Deadpool can find out very quickly what his powers are without exposition. We find out he's a mercenary, so he's great at fighting and he's strong. Then we find out he can heal quite quickly, doesn't really feel pain, and has incredible reflexes. All of these things are done in a matter of minutes by being shown to the audience. The rest of the film is finding out the limits of his powers like when he gets stabbed in the brain, we find out that although he seems invincible, he can at least be severely hurt for a period of time.
@Dorian Green But in cases where he talks to almost anyone else (except the people he pays and his family), it's just badly choreographed attempted murder.
The visual representation of their power is so fucking boring and I absolutely hate it when movies and tv shows do this. Granted, I tend to give tv shows a pass because they have a significantly lower budget, but when movies only have enough creativity to have their powers be this pseudo-Force bullshit, I roll my eyes into the back of my skull. It's just actors thrusting their hands forward and some shitty CG wave effects, it's so goddamn bad.
Super Mutant Sam and Mas Not to mention the badass* dodging of things and making it like being just a sweaty guy in general makes it all worth *not really badass
But my 94 year old grandma knows that social media doesn't look like that. It's not even on par with a Las Vegas slot machine...It's a Reno gas station slot machine.
eldospinks technically I don't need to add "full" because that's just a sorta "enhancing word." You don't need to have it in, because without it, the sentence still works, so though saying "learn how to make a full sentence" would work, so would "learn how to make a sentence" so technically my sentence still makes sense and has the same impact. Adding "full" just makes it more specific I guess.
I don't get it... Pulp Fiction is not a student film, which means the joke is not that Ralph likes it. (If it was a poster of a shitty movie, then it would make more sense cuz you're calling him a hypocrite for calling this movie shitty.) Which means the poster isn't telling you that he likes bad movies, just that he likes movies...? And "it's a poster student filmmakers would have," that's the only logical thing I can think of that this comment implies. Except...he literally is a student film maker lol. Or was. IDK if he's graduated yet, probably has a degree by now, but point is he's made shitty movies already himself. So, you don't need the poster to say he's like a student filmmaker too. 😂 That's my point. The poster isn't good evidence, when compared to the fact he's literally been to school for film and has made movies you can insult.
Fun fact: I was sick the day this video came out. I was bed-bound with the flu, in a half-conscious state so I just decided to watch some movie reviews with autoplay on. After a few hours of sweating silently in my bed, I felt myself trying to doze off but I couldn't because I was so sick. Fast forward to this video coming on, and this was when I was barely awake. It was going fine. Then the #horror section of the video came on. It felt like I was having a fucking illness-induced seizure. I felt like I was having a panic attack and severe fever at the same time. I genuinely didn't think this was actually real until I woke up this morning and rewatched the video. Holy shit.
LuckyStoneDragon is it weird to piss blood?
Oh lord
Be careful
Edgy Veggie Nah you're alright as long as you don't feel the gay
Crippling Sadness and dank memes stuck a drill in my urethral
Ralph thought the coat was gonna be an easy grab. But it ain’t no easy grab, they got T.
The Special Broccoli actually laughed at this thanks lol
Hah.
The Special Broccoli i subbed to you for the name
I don't get it
you need to watch his video on sleepless to get the joke, and please do its an amazing joke
@@Sehon13Ultd
"Dudes, she hasn't worn panties since she was 12." Whoever wrote the script needs a background check and every hard drive they own scanned.
bitches always be leaving kiss-prints on all the bus seats
Lazogna Lazogna What kinda busses have you been in?
Octogon Smuggler
The right ones apparently
Von_Sternberg i
Von_Sternberg jj
*_The Covenant is my Captain America: The Winter Soldier fanfiction._*
its a masterpiece
It's certainly homoerotic enough.
I’d read that fanfic
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. I've heard that you've had some hush consherns about your package. I've already releases the drone on the post man and have set up 31 cameras in the post office, 76 cameras in the mailbox, and 12 cameras in your package.
You don't need 12 cameras to fully capture Ralph's tiny package.
I love this meme to death.thxs for this lmao
Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners *shush
Is the deliverer the mythical Iraqi food cart man?
You fucking bitch, stealing my god damn name
Disabled people aren't physically or mentally disadvantaged, they are just in the awkward phase of ascending. I get it. Like when that disabled character in Batman vs Superman blew up his wheelchair, he was just ascending and as a result caused an explosion. It makes so much more sense now.
Don't reveal the secret! People need to think I'm weak before I ascend and fuck their shit.
icup joke XD
It makes so much sense now
Wait....a guy in a wheelchair blew up so he could ascend...? Ascension.....higher plane.....Great Ones.....Bloodborne.....
Dude, Gehrman was in a wheelchair.
#Horror predicted Logan Pauls suicide forest video
Cornerman just came here to say the same thing.
Cornerman I think I'm #woke now LMAOOOOO
Cornerman Ralph: "who even likes and shares this kind of video"
Apparently 500k Logan Paul fans.
I thought the same thing when he said "who would like and share that?" ehhhhhh
Darshan Raj åå
"homoerotic subtext" i feel like it stopped being "sub" text after the direct kiss on the mouth
Domtext
Bottomtext
The montages in #horror looks like the bowling animations.
rich l'il frogg nigga LMFAO
Marcus Zyker nah man. I don't know if you've seen the animations on the score monitors in a bowling alley, but it's those animations I mean.
rich l'il frogg nigga no I have XD. I was just playing dumb
"They're witches... don't quote me on that" Ralphthemoviemaker- 2017
They're Saiyans.
*2012
"I'm happier than a pedophile in a daycare"- Ralph Sepe Jr. 2017
Varinder Bhandal you’re everywhere.
You’re*
Joshua Kelp. Juice well you didn’t.
Get some grammar nigga.
Professor Cube fat poos fat lol
At least people with red-green colorblindness won't struggle to watch covenant
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as a person with red green colorblindness i can confirm that i could indeed watch the covenant. 10/10 wouldnt add color again
That's me.
People with blue-yellow colorblindness are SOL though
"Covenant" is probably the closest we'll ever have to a big budget adaption of "My Immortal"
RIP in piece, Michael "Baby Driver" Cera, my favorite video game reviewer.
He has ascended.
The Covenant is just too smart for you Ralph
and too gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It could never be too gay for Ralph
Long story short, The Covenant is what happens when a bicurious filmographer reads too much Harry Potter and listens to too much My Chemical Romance.
In The Covenant edginess is power. Literally the first thing they do is fly off the EDGE of a cliff.
Stop watching Naruto, because it sucks and get job!
@@TheCheesybeef 15:18 Ha, you called it.
@@gloriouscontent3538 fuck off
@@bakedpancakes5054 hes right tho
@@bakedpancakes5054 hes right tho
His face says *"NO"* but his armpits say "I'm Italian"
im Greek and i thought everybody had the same armpits
"That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, only smaller."
this is probably the best line in the movie
Gem Merchant He says to a person who appearently is wearing pants.
Which is also one of the most overused lines of dialogue in movies with any sort of innuendo.
welcome back to my favorite RTMM episode
me too adoihfs
During an interview for Civil War, the Covenant was brought up by an interviewer and Sebastian Stan's reaction of regret was just priceless.
I'm having trouble finding it though.
If you do find it please link it.
I've been trying without success :(
Anthony Mackie was also present.
I dont believe it, i actually found it LOL. It happens around 2mins into the interview.
ruclips.net/video/P9boDl-fJKA/видео.html
Thanks
He even mouthed something like damnit and he looked so done XD. He is regretting his life choices. But he was still the best thing about that train wreck. Btw I don't know who is the blonde guy (the one who said:Harry Potter can kiss my ass) but I wanted to punch him so bad every time he was one screen.
I'm glad you exist, Ralph.
Telic ever get your equipment back, man?
Oh hey Telic, any updat about the studio?
Actually yeah, guys ill have an update video soon on my studio being replaced after the robbery. i got a few things replaced
Honestly I would like him but he's black so I can't watch him anymore.
Ralph is my favourite black RUclipsr.
Varinder Bhandal same
Varinder Bhandal he’s a Barney
Varinder Bhandal what about Dunkey?
Floodrunner_ 20 He's from Puerto Rican descent.
Varinder Bhandal mine is dunkey
This is when Disney planted Macon
But he doesn't even shit on DC in this video
@@herpderpitypurple73 Indeed, they made sure to send Macon when he wasn't reviewing a DC film to not look suspicious.
@@kato856 Clever
Kamijou Shiina Like when he reviewed transformers. Macon was there
Investigate 311
The band?
I feel like the whole "Macon" story is so specific that it's like... for... someone... like someone did exactly what Macon did in this video, and they know who they are.
Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo we will never know
It was me. I poisoned his son.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Looking back on this, it’s so specific like it HAS to be about someone
When Macon is his only acknowledgement of his fans though, it comes off kinda shitty.
Shayna C.S. True, but it’s important to keep in mind it’s a comedic exaggeration
"Ｉ ｈａｖｅ Ａｓｃｅｎｄｅｄ"
*S I Z E I S N ' T E V E R Y T H I N G*
ralph: ascend
Justin Young my ascension millennium 🙃...Corey Feldman style 🤗
Why are you on every Single video and who spawned you in this hell
Justin Young fuck off
"Bitten by thousands of INSECTS like SPIDERS"
"insects"
"spiders"
arrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhh
No
Samuel Jackson shut upp
Bro, Insects, Like SPIDERS sxjksahdwdjksj chsjdghwq lkcdjshs wpo;cl jnxb dfuck dcksajd alkdfjas
At least she wasn't torn apart by hundreds of Canines, like Cats.
Samuel Jackson neeeerd
Spiders are not insects they form part chelicerata.
“Get Shane Dawson away from me”
“Happier than an p*do in a daycare”
These things have aged finer than wine 🍷
Yes, it has indeed
The actor that played Baby in Baby Driver has also been accused of assaulting someone in their teens so double yikes
@@justTeysa really, holy shit.
@@mariovsspongebob56536 Yup, it came to light during the big BLM protests so it was swept under the rug mostly but if you google it it comes up
"Who would watch a video about a dead person?"
I dunno, but Logan Paul and his friends thought something similarly dumb...
Too soon...
Brian Aguilar Still alive... yay
If only the video was about Logan himself..
@ Wow. You think he was mistreated? The national moronic rich douchebag didn't get his chance because people didn't get his way of making "art"?
The Covenant= My immortal fanfic turned into a movie
My Immortal as written by a guy who’s slightly more literate than Tara.
Xianos only slightly
Well, their story writing skills are almost identical.
I don't know...My immortal at least made me laugh. This one makes me sad.
@@androidinblack5291 theres no way that was a guy
"To get a million views I'd kill a kid. Why not?" - Ralph Sepe
I unironically loved The Covenant when I was in middle school. It was just the awesome edgy shit teenage me ate up.
I just liked it for the powers.
Hah, GAY
I can imagine you with tour black makeup and dark clothing
The story is mediocre but I still love it for the action scenes and the nostalgia. Tbh I just watched it yesterday since its getting close to Halloween
Adonan the Stoic agreed
no one hates the covenant more than Sebastian Stan
At least Marvel HEAVILY improved his career!
Lmao I had a stroke when I first saw him in this shit show of a movie
#horror felt like a fever dream and for the longest time i was convinced it wasn’t actually a real movie and i made it all up in my head
agataa Same, I thought it was a purposefully bad movie comp CG film Ralph was trying to make a point about modernization with. But then I searched #horror and it was a real 2015 Movie.
Same, first time I watched it was at an overnight sleepover at like 3:00 in the morning. Friends and i legit thought we were having a brain aneurysm watching it
I feel like you're slowly losing your mind with the more videos you make. Getting pissed off more, talking to yourself, fucking things up,
I love it
He even made a new retarded fictional character
Ti My Wait, Ralph is fictional?
Wow, he actually blew up a building for the outro. That's some dedication right there.
R.I.P. Ralph's Roommate's Nice Wooden Comb
The McRib thanks, I appreciate it
Zach Churnetski Are you his roommate? Haha
The McRib yuh
Zach Churnetski woah really?
Zach Churnetski Cool, hopefully you can find a good replacement
Suddenly I am overwhelmed by your resemblance to Michael Cera.
He really wants to be the Baby Driver but we all know he's just Evan from SuperBad. And we love him for it.
Mattytime no stop i hate michael cera
I always thought he looked and sounded like an older Tom Holland (from spiderman).
Figurative Sandwich hey, Michael Cera banged Aubrey Plaza
Mattytime he doesn't look like that guy at all. He looks like the older dude from stranger things.
Wow I almost cut myself on that edge there.
“It’s as if she’s been bitten by hundreds of insects. Like spiders.”
Thanks doc but I remember learning in the first grade that spiders are arachnids not insects.
The Covenant feels like a movie adaptation of that bad Harry Potter fanfic, "My Immortal"
It also feels like a DCEU movie prototype
'...that bad Harry Potter fanfic...' In other words - Harry Potter....OHHHHHHHHHH!!!
@@knshinn2 Nah.
Jacob Mould shooting angrily
You mean the amazing, ahead of its time fanfic, “my immortal”
When your doctor doesn't know that spider are not insects, but arachnids.... honestly, if your doctor is that dumb the you don't have much a chance either way.
Right, that was my thought too
Missing one detail of information doesn't make a person dumb, we all have a lot of info in our heads that we get wrong all the time. And i don't think that piece of information would be that important for a doctor to know.
To be fair, entomology and physiology are two different subjects.
Sidecutt3 no sir, that is not a detail that is a simply fact most should know by highschool age. And how will you treat the world's most dangerous spider bite when you don't even know what spiders are 😂
Sidecutt3 it is very important when he is trying to treat spider bites lol how will he treat a spider bite if he doesn't even know what a spider is?
I'm sorry Ralph I doubted you in the opening to #horror. I just couldn't fathom the fact that those were the true opening title sequence. I went and watched the first 3 minuets. I will never doubt you again.
*Fun fact:* The Covenant was shipped to theaters under the code name, "Full Power".
If only it was called Ascend!
What was it ship as that
I remember I was in a fight once and I was getting my ass handed to me. But then...... I ASCENDED
*Edgy Rock Music™*
asscended one might say
(sees moist naked men)
*I M A S C E N D I N G*
Doctor Dank i
Only edgy wizards use mops to fly
PREMIUM PICKAXE only shotty writers call spiders "insects"
I use a swiffer sweeper to fly.
I'm glad this is back i laughed my ass off to this few years ago
Alien The Covenant
24 Frames Of Nick My thoughts exactly
I can see the connection. Buff guys swimming, gay androids sexually playing the piccolo, it's all there.
Here's a funny fact...Renny Harlin (director of this film) was supposed to direct Alien 3 before Fincher.
Anal the Cuntvenant
24 Frames Of Nick kkkj
34:38 R.I.P.
Ralph Sepe
1864 - 2017
He is already forgotten.
who?
I had forgotten I'd seen the covenant until halfway through the review, when I heard the, "That girl hasn't worn panties since...." line. That's a line that sticks with you.
the only thing I remember about that movie is that particular ass, that's it, it is the only frame that is still in my mind
I think the story of DmC: Devil May Cry might've been inspired by the covenant
Most of the characters even looks like emo dante. The guy in the thumbnail looks like ben shapiro too.
@@LikeADamnFIDDLE Could you imagine Ben Shapiro as a character in DMC?
I was definitely getting Devil May Cry 5 vibes, especially the three characters including V look eerily like this.
Except DMC is actually good...
"At least they have decent color in the opening..." *Roll Credits*
#Horror is actually lynchian horror, made by an actual cosmic creature. Humans can not grasp it.
Deadlights
Well duh. I mean look at the title sequence.
I seriously thought you had added the opening credits. Like I didnt think a movie could ever produce this...
Thegameres you could be talking about either of the movies he talked about. Lol
Turns out there is such a thing as too much editing
Nobody can make this shit up for a review if they tried.
This is why You give some adult guys the freedom of making a movie they dont know shit about modern society and how to edit.
why is baby driver being so mean to sick boy
#Horror is totes retar
Loser winS hahahahhaaha
Duncan Schaafsma which I do
At least we didn’t shoot up the school!!!!!
"We get in poorly shot car chases."
That's my favorite thing to do as a teenager
Didn't us all?
I was Ralph's age when this movie came out lol the 2000's edginess is off the charts
The 2000s was also known for using an uncomfortable amount of wide-angle lenses in their movies.
I was 14 when this came out.
I was too lol!
When it really comes down to it, The Covenant is a movie about family.
And thats what's so powerful about it
vin diesel moment
@@robot2971 LMAOOO
Twilight fans rejoice, for now you can say "still a better love story than The Covenant"
"Yaay our movie was better!" Yeah... But this is covenant? Right? Twilight fans:"SHUTUPHATER!!!!"
Sorry, but ANYTHING is better than Twilight. Because there is nothing good about Twilight - and I'm not even a fan of the vampire mythos. I love seeing the vampire mythos get fucked with to make it more interesting - just NOT like Twilight.
Shakur Burton Twilight had a good soundtrack and Anna Kendrick.
The fight scene in the last Twilight movie was enjoyable
Shakur Burton Sorry bro but Twilight is hilariously bad and campy fun. I’m so glad it became a pop culture phenomenon even if Vampire Sucks and Breaking Wind exist because of the series.
#Horror looks like those parody horror movies you see in actual horror movies.
All of the dudes are so good looking that they all look the same. Seriously, I can't tell them apart.
"Good looking"
Ken dolls being good looking, interesting
Well what would be considered good looking to most at least. I didn't expect people to find hi unattractive as well.
See butt hurt incels above. Lmao
carnando Let's call it "conventionally attractive"
Which is boring as hell tbh
Thanks for unlisting this and other og uploads. Trolls remorse is definitely real but god damn these were good times
why'd he unlist all his videos?
Probably trolls remorse
@Bubblepoppin why trolls remorse? Didn't seem like he was being hateful
What are you talking about?
The most scary part was I think at the end of the movie Charles Stiles released the drone.
ShadowBlade :6 thirty-four cameras have been installed in the drone area
Mai El Taweel it might even be more than that
I'm sorry I can't watch your channel anymore there wasn't enough edge
Zparty4 said No one ever
The scariest part of the movie was that THEY GOT T
THEY GOT T
eddie囍 You see... this guy. He’s got a lot of enemies.
You da sauce.
eddie囍 He said it was just gon be an easy grab
Time to release the drone.
Crazy how Macon was a government agent the whole time
Disney isn't the government :P
@nejdalej With how much they've changed US law, they might as well be
Geez! #Horror looks like if the editor snorted cocaine and watched a sped-up version of Suicide Squad and DiCaprio's Romeo + Juliet for inspiration.
Mindd Kidzag 100% accurate
With a dash of Enter The Void (like Ralph mentioned) and some goddamn emojis for some reason.
In a horror film.
Speaking of cocaine, pocket mirror 1:38
That is actually the most insane thing I´ve ever seen.. Makes the editors of the latest transformers seem sedated in comparison. I know there´s incompetent filmmakers out there, but seeing that in a screening and saying "yup, that´s good! Let´s release that!"? It´s beyond comprehension.
It also appears to be written by a 40 year old who got a smartphone 2 years ago and is now an 'expert' on what the kids are into these days...
*_You need to have a very high IQ to understand _**_#Horror_**_._*
Duarte Vader is IQ cocaine because that's what you need
*It’s a very thought provoking commentary on a very serious real-life issues like-*
Violence for views...?
*Well no real life issues, but at least your thoughts are provoked. Not in the way the writers intended, but still.*
There's an Integer Overflow joke there that I'm just not smart enough to make. Damn it!
You ALSO need to NOT have a diagnosis of epilepsy in order to not die during #Horror.
Best part of this movie was the homosexual undertone.
Dio Singson
It's called bromance
@Tyler Coon He means undertones.
The Covenant is just My Immortal without the dress up montages.
This is possibly the most accurate comment I have ever read
It's so weird, you literally look nothing like Ansel from baby driver without the glasses, but with the glasses you look almost the same. That was a great fucking costume idea lol
Slootyboot ya with the glasses, he looks like he could easily play a stunt double for him
You failed to address the picnic of love, A.C.'s best album
Surprised this wasn't turning into a CW show. It's the right tone.
I found out on IMDB Steven Crowder was some extra in this movie. Weird thing to find just by chance.
Dude, you're right😅
Well we have to admit it a man with his intelligence probably will enjoy this piece of crap
Wait, was #horror an actual movie? If so, then I think Satan is growing that much closer to enslaving us.
I just saw Netflix and it's there oh god
King Bash it is. I’ve seen it. It is garbage and boredom incarnate.
It is. It's on Netflix and I've seen it like 10 times. I don't like the flim but there's something that's so baffling about the characters, plot, and the weird af visuals that draw me back to it. It's not bad but it's weird and not even good weird
😚👉👈 Promise? 😅
"Who, who would like and share a girl being murdered"
*looks over at a conversation of people talking about ISIS beheading videos*
"The government would be tracking this and taking it down instantly"
*backs away slowly, while tripping over someone watching people die in car accidents on live leak*
that shit wouldn't last more than a day on facebook
• Marche • do Russians count as white? Because there’s quite a number of “Russians getting killed by Chechens” floating around.
@@lennaertvanmierlo2955 aren't they killing gay russians tho? So nobody cares
I was going to write something similar but damn that was even better than my version. XD
There are videos of fucking plane crashes that stay up for months.
RIP: Ralph's roommates comb
"I'm ascending."
*epic music plays
And everything around you explodes*
i bursted out laughing when that shit happened
That's some jojo type shit
The Covenant feels like it was trying to make a modern Lost Boys kind of thing.
pretty good death grips song.
J1428753 not the song, the movie
Yeah, it's pretty much "Lost Boys" with a touch of "Voodoo Academy".
IAmTheUnison haha you stupid wee-atch. This video's for cool kids like me. Not you.
Aaaaaaalllllllrrrrrrrriiiighhhhghhht !!!!!!!
*_shakes head furiously_*
Holy Charles Stiles, a 36 minute Halloween Special!
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The shot of the exploding and unexploding car makes me want to give up my dream of being a filmmaker.
Aran Testa the exact same thought went through my brain, I got so mad when I saw that shot lololol
fun fact: at 8:14 I legit thought that the transition was some joke terrible editing to parody the actual terrible editing
Lol
9:16
"Time to listen to this new dope AnalCunt track! School Shooting With Shadow the Hedgehog!"
"Aww sweet dude how's it go?"
"Like this bruh!"
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Yeah hacks like I declare war, rings of Saturn, faceless use them. I know it’s ok to not like pig squeals i mean I fucking love them I use it myself because it’s so fucking brutal but AC was never serious I was just a bunch a people fuck around.
Kombat127 rings of saturn is amazing. What do you have against rings of saturn?
Daniel Deem it was sarcasm I love rings of Saturn
Kombat127 good BTW you have good taste. Sorry to jump to conclusions. Glad to meet another metalhead. Sorry for kind of being a dick.
Daniel Deem ah its cool dude and same to you on meeting another metal head
I wonder if Macon is subtlely supposed to be a message to someone who kept contacting Ralph.
Dante Diep I saw a comment saying it was based on a true story. I think a random comment is a reliable source.
Or just a reminder to his fans he doesn't want to meet and become friends with everyone who watches his videos
The whole opening of #horror is subliminal messaging I have the sudden urge to take T
Don't do it P it was supposed to be an easy grab
But it ain't no easy grab, he got T!
Its fantastic to watch Sebastian Stan's (Bucky Barnes) reaction when interviewers bring this movie up. Its like he thinks if he just pretends he wasn't in this movie hard enough, it'll be true, and they're crushing his newly created reality.
You know there is a famous tale about a old man and a tinker. Once upon a time an old man came upon the house of a tinker seeking for him to fix his favorite coo-coo clock. When the old man asked the young tinker what it would cost to fix the clock, the tinker joyfully responded with “I’m ascending.”
The End
#horror looks like the director of the Emoji movie tried to go edgy
why'd you have to make me think of that
When the knife emoji escapes into the real world and takes over an unsuspecting human all hell breaks loose ... The teenagers who shunned him and refused to use him will pay the price. In the end he'll get the last #LOL.
#truth
*666 likes.*
10/21/18
The great thing about Harry Potter as well is that although it's magic and they can make up whatever, yes, they have rules, but they also convey a sense of magic as something you can learn and master. The kids start out knowing very few spells and a lot of time is dedicated to showing that they can't control magic as well as older students and adults. That sets up tension, it sets up progression. Kids mess up spells, they learn new ones from different people, and they practice to get them right.
That's magic done right. It's not that it's random and without borders, there are rules and there is a sense of realism to it.
That's not the same with super powers and I get that movies are only so long so you can't cram a bunch of learning montages and explain every power, but you can at least do something. Deadpool is another good example. Those who know nothing about Deadpool can find out very quickly what his powers are without exposition. We find out he's a mercenary, so he's great at fighting and he's strong. Then we find out he can heal quite quickly, doesn't really feel pain, and has incredible reflexes. All of these things are done in a matter of minutes by being shown to the audience. The rest of the film is finding out the limits of his powers like when he gets stabbed in the brain, we find out that although he seems invincible, he can at least be severely hurt for a period of time.
The final fight in The Covenant is how Ben Shapiro imagines his arguments.
Too funny, no wonder he always has that annoying smug look
@Dorian Green But in cases where he talks to almost anyone else (except the people he pays and his family), it's just badly choreographed attempted murder.
@Dorian Green
Ironic since he's the first to play the antisemitism card
Dorian Green are you the guy who wrote the covenant
Dorian Green INCEL ALERT 🚨
when ralph put on that jacket i instantly became 300% more attracted to him
*not until you A S C E N D*
i fucking died laughibg when you did the eric andre show transition
im so autistic i cant spell
Where was that
10:43
And "Investigate 3/11!" at 18:26
I can't get over the fact that the dude in the thumbnail looks just like Ben Shapiro
Own the libtards
Steven Crowder was an extra apparently.
With the power of facts and logic I have ascended
The only horror in this is the amount of shit on the screen constantly flying, flashing, and other things.
Seriously, what the fuck is this.
*#horror
Luis Gonzalez
The directors thinks social media has like a fucking score and has a fucking scoreboard
The visual representation of their power is so fucking boring and I absolutely hate it when movies and tv shows do this.
Granted, I tend to give tv shows a pass because they have a significantly lower budget, but when movies only have enough creativity to have their powers be this pseudo-Force bullshit, I roll my eyes into the back of my skull. It's just actors thrusting their hands forward and some shitty CG wave effects, it's so goddamn bad.
Super Mutant Sam and Mas Not to mention the badass* dodging of things and making it like being just a sweaty guy in general makes it all worth
*not really badass
But my 94 year old grandma knows that social media doesn't look like that. It's not even on par with a Las Vegas slot machine...It's a Reno gas station slot machine.
I thought this was an alien covenant shot for shot remake, until I found out that it was good
Dead Sausage an alien Covenant remake in the same year as the original alien Covenant. Imagine that!
+Vietnam20820
What can I say? the nostalgia loo is going up its own ass now.
soon we'll have remakes of things the day after they come out!
I thought the editing Suicide Squad was terrible. Holy shit.
Learn how to make a sentence
Blue-Eyed Angel #horror has ADHD editing.
Fluff You forgot the full stop.
eldospinks technically I don't need to add "full" because that's just a sorta "enhancing word." You don't need to have it in, because without it, the sentence still works, so though saying "learn how to make a full sentence" would work, so would "learn how to make a sentence" so technically my sentence still makes sense and has the same impact. Adding "full" just makes it more specific I guess.
Fluff The little dot at the end of a sentence. You did not use one.
Ralph making fun of student film makers when he literally has a Pulp Fiction poster in his room.
I don't get it...
Pulp Fiction is not a student film, which means the joke is not that Ralph likes it. (If it was a poster of a shitty movie, then it would make more sense cuz you're calling him a hypocrite for calling this movie shitty.)
Which means the poster isn't telling you that he likes bad movies, just that he likes movies...? And "it's a poster student filmmakers would have," that's the only logical thing I can think of that this comment implies.
Except...he literally is a student film maker lol. Or was. IDK if he's graduated yet, probably has a degree by now, but point is he's made shitty movies already himself.
So, you don't need the poster to say he's like a student filmmaker too. 😂 That's my point. The poster isn't good evidence, when compared to the fact he's literally been to school for film and has made movies you can insult.
@@sorryifoldcomment8596 I love pulp fiction but it’s like a obvious film to love.