Before you make a movie, ask yourself: Is it Clever? Is it Humorous? Is it Inspirational? Is it Perfect? Is it Smart? Chips is all of this and more, and every movie should strive to be like Chips.
I wait for there to one day be a Chips crossover with CHARLES STILES: MYSTERY DINERS where they have to rescue T but it ain't no easy grab and the ghost of Yankee Jim possesses Zack Snyder and they all become the sauce.
Zebraxazz #999 Even Ralph's unfunny jokes are funnier! Yeah, I laughed at that horribly drawn skit where executives have a meeting and someone is pulling out his dick, suck it and then throw it across the screen... Well, I think that happened anyway and that it wasn't some batshit dream of mine! 😁
I saw Erik Estrada a couple months ago and he told me that more people ask him about starring in my Cool Cat movies opposed to every other film he's done, and he seemed a bit mad about it. I told him it's all good and be happy! There He Is!!
This is literally the next 2001. Not only were the critics wrong but this is actually the greatest movie of all time. It’s impossible to enjoy any movie after witnessing this as it’s way to smart for us.. There is nothing that surpasses chips. People thrive to make movies even remotely as good as this stunning masterpiece.
Ralph, CHiPs is just too smart for you. Dax Shepard and Michael Pena's long and unnecessary improv bits are actually clever statements on modern politics. It's a shame that the movie is just too complex and fascinating for your brain to handle.
@@CineMasterDamian nah the Matrix is good cause it has kick ass special effects (for the time), dope choreographed fighting scenes and a cool and at the time unique story. Living in a simulation wasn't done to death back then.
Colorclash ̇ Alex bought like 10 copies of “the little panda fighter” However, he bought it for the sole reason that he didn’t want stupid parents or grandparents being fooled into buying it
CHiPs (budget: $25 million) that’s equivalent to the budgets of Terminator ($6 mill) + Star Wars a New Hope ($11mill) + American Graffiti ($5mill) + Monty Python and The Holy Grail ($2mill) + Night of The Living Dead ($1mill). *with inflation already adjusted for. CHiPs a throw away comedy film that was forgotten with in a year versus a handful of the greatest sci-fi, horror, comedy, drama films made over the course of the last 50 years. Really illustrates the importance of talented and creative individuals have in a films quality and success.
It was criminal it didn't win a single thing! I was in awe when the scene of the drone happened. Charles said "Release the drone" and I was like... "How did they do that?"
Oh my god the picture of Ralph eating the sandwich at 12:34 . . . the bag says Torpasta! One of the restaurants from his Mystery Diners review?! I honestly don't know why but I got a good laugh when I noticed that.
I'm really shocked you didn't mention that appalling, clearly added in post-production, chewing sound when he was eating the pills. Who chews pills like that? Who chews pain pills at all? Why couldn't they make it sound realistic and not like they clearly added it in after? So many questions....this movie is a mess.
_Notes from the brain-storming desk of the marketing boys:_ Chip happens ✓ The Chip hits the fan I ain't got time for this Chip Holy Chips We're in deep Chips now It's time to get your Chips together You're Chips out of luck It's time to lose your Chips This movie is a piece of Chips I need to find a bathroom before I Chips my pants I left Chips in the toilet, so I gotta flush it Oh Chip, did you just Chip in your hands, and then take out your Peña, and rub that filthy Chip all over your Peña? Jesus, why would you do Dax? Dax just gross! There's something seriously wrong with you!! Chips, man!! Michael Peña and Dax Shepard star in "SHiT". Coming soon
Daniel commonly mistaken for Nathaniel. A funny, relevant one at that. Trust me, there are a lot of overused trump jokes not relevant to the video they're posted on.
carlos rivas The joke itself doesn't make any sense. AND THAT'S THE POINT. Sure you can disagree on whether or not it was funny, but that's besides the point. It's not a very clear statement on anything, it's supposed to be.
CHIPs is a cinematic masterpiece, far superior to Citizen Kane, Casablanca or any other films put on that level. I love the charisma displayed by the actors, the clever writing. Nothing has ever been so good!
Madder Max As much as I love CHIPs, Cool Cat is just better. It’s essentially the perfecting of a modern American Myth. As Great a director as Daddy Derek is, he can never again create anything as perfect in every way.
After watching chips, I've seen the highest level of comedy you can go. No other movie is funny to me in the slightest, I've become desensitized to all other attempts at making me laugh. It's a blessing and a curse
Dax Shepard out here actin like he's Lin Manuel Miranda, Writing directing, and staring in this trash. He out here like he's as good as Lin and it's like... Have you seen this shit?!
Katie Whittier I was going to say that he could just refund them but I just made it to the part where they are flushing them down the toilet sooooo nevermind.
I'd love to state while vacationing in LA, Dax Sheppard almost walked right in front of our moving vehicle. Like we missed him by a foot. Little did I know he would go on to make this piece of shit. Sometimes I wonder what the world would have been like had we put him down that faithful day.
I hope you're happy with yourself you just funded the sequel with those blu ray purchases.
Why wouldn't he want a sequel to the greatest film ever made?
Hey,the dead cruiser. Nice.
what, the $18 in empty blu ray cases? i doubt that'll do much
Still waiting…
@@umphreak99996 years late but that is the joke bro
Before you make a movie, ask yourself:
Is it Clever?
Is it Humorous?
Is it Inspirational?
Is it Perfect?
Is it Smart?
Chips is all of this and more, and every movie should strive to be like Chips.
Stephen Brown everything is cheap
Stephen Brown chip day that is
Is it Chips?
What's the difference between clever and smart?
Fatter Platter clever means quick-thinking, witty, often humerous in an intelligant way.
I wait for there to one day be a Chips crossover with CHARLES STILES: MYSTERY DINERS where they have to rescue T but it ain't no easy grab and the ghost of Yankee Jim possesses Zack Snyder and they all become the sauce.
That will never happen because we don't deserve such a masterpiece
Directed by Marc Webb
We placed hidden cameras in his boots and on the inside of his helmet
Oh, hi Marc.
PicotheSpicyWarlord that would be so... beautifulllll!!!
*Sheds a single manly tear*
Michael Peña looks so uncomfortable and pained in that interview I can just see the "it's for the paycheck" on his defeated face
Claire Carter Yeah cuz he can actually be pretty good in certain roles
@@galleryofrogues he was really good in sniper with Marky Mark
His best role was in Crash, he was one of the few good parts of that bad movie. I miss him doing serious roles.
Defeted face lmfao thanks for that
He was great in End of Watch.
All $25 million was how much money it took to get women to pretend to find Michael Peña attractive
Dude like a burnt casserole
@@ciaoperative3074 He doesn't look that awful but he's not Calvin Klein or Captain America material.
Michael Peña and Dax Shepherd. I don't know how the hell he got Veronica Mars.
@@anikmonette2140 or thor😁
The 25 million went to buying 300 chevys
Michael Peña looks like Angry Joe.
Hey now. Michael isn't that fat.
Dr Shaym they both get women
Peña makes better movie reviews
Trump Jr Jr that use them for their money
Dr Shaym holy shit you're right
Charles
Hstiles
Imystery
Pdiners
S
Coincidence? I think NOT
Justin Hogsett Lmao
*D A N G I T!*
Deadass spit out my tea
CHarles stIles myPstery dSiners
12:35
I just noticed that Ralph actually got food from that Torpasta place promoted by Charles Styles. Very attractive, indeed.
I believe you mean Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners
Can we all appreciate the fact that Ralph bought a dozen copies of Chips for the sole purpose of this video?
*30 copies*
Yes. Yes we can appreciate that.
ralphthemoviemaker How much did you pay for *CHIPS* ?
Varinder Bhandal That is what I call dedication. Ralph is a quality guy, I tell you that much.
On Blu-Ray as well.
"Hey guys it's me Ralphthemoviemaker, I'm on my spaceship right now, exploring the universe trying to find the joke"
Zebraxazz #999 I need a green screen of that
that made me laugh kms
Yeah, did she eat yours?
Best joke in the video tbh
Zebraxazz #999 Even Ralph's unfunny jokes are funnier! Yeah, I laughed at that horribly drawn skit where executives have a meeting and someone is pulling out his dick, suck it and then throw it across the screen... Well, I think that happened anyway and that it wasn't some batshit dream of mine! 😁
Ralph has a fucking drinking problem if he wasn't expecting that much nudity, chevy promotion, chase scenes.
LuckIsImpossible Chevy chase
I wish I could have been drinking like that too, I'm jealous
There's a reason he only had 3 rules, most drinking games have more.
That's what I originally thought he meant, so I was like oh no Chevy Chase is in this? lol
Dannielle Laws Chevy Chase is great what are you on about.
All the ladies want that Michael Peñis.
BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Of course that one dumbass in the comments said this...
Psykomanteum Don’t worry, he’s the obligatory take the joke too seriously guy
Colada that is
Says Michael Peña to himself in the mirror everyday
Missed an opportunity for when Erik Estrada showed up you could have played the Cool Cat clip where Erik Estrada goes "dere he is!"
Trite That kid kicked sand in Cool Cats face.
I'll never forgive Ralph for missing that opportunity
Trite I feel like that’s YMS/Adam’s thing more than it is Ralph’s
Tanatat Knight DERE HE IS
1. Nudity
2. Chevy
3. Chase
Devin Holmgren so basically, We watched a Nude Chevy Chase porno?
Devin Holmgren Gravy
Nude Chevy Chase
How many times do we think the Amazon guy packaging this together had to look at what he was packing. Just to make sure he wasn't going mad.
TheCulturalBomb I don’t think he actually ordered those, I think he printed out the dvd labels and just slipped them in the bluray packaging
@@paigewheeler2810 precisely what he did
I saw Erik Estrada a couple months ago and he told me that more people ask him about starring in my Cool Cat movies opposed to every other film he's done, and he seemed a bit mad about it. I told him it's all good and be happy! There He Is!!
How has nobody found this comment?
what the fuck
how does this only have 72 likes
DADDY DEREK
I pirate all the Cool Cat movies. Dirty Dog for life!
3:46 *Dere he is!!!*
iG L3GiT that kid kicked sand in Cool Cats face!!
*"Did you see that? That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!"*
The best actor are Erik Estrada's teeth again
you forgot 11:56. DERE HE IS
And Maria is crying
On this episode of "ralph gets alcohol poisoning"...
This is literally the next 2001. Not only were the critics wrong but this is actually the greatest movie of all time. It’s impossible to enjoy any movie after witnessing this as it’s way to smart for us.. There is nothing that surpasses chips. People thrive to make movies even remotely as good as this stunning masterpiece.
sarcasm overload
This movie is what Quentin Tarantino was trying to accomplish all these years.
Elijah Loves Movies I laughed so hard I snotted
strive*
Elijah Loves Movies 2001: A Space Travesty
"And the safety net I found was CHiPS" what a fucking bonkers quote.
Ralph, CHiPs is just too smart for you. Dax Shepard and Michael Pena's long and unnecessary improv bits are actually clever statements on modern politics. It's a shame that the movie is just too complex and fascinating for your brain to handle.
Doesn't make it funny or good.
It's like why "The Matrix" is good. Cause it's SYMBOLIC AND MEANS STUFF!!!!
R/wooooosh
I dunno if it says anything clever on modern politics, but it says an awful lot on modern comedies...
@@CineMasterDamian nah the Matrix is good cause it has kick ass special effects (for the time), dope choreographed fighting scenes and a cool and at the time unique story. Living in a simulation wasn't done to death back then.
I’m trying to figure out if he really purchased 40 copies of CHiPs or if he altered that many dvd cases.
Buying one copy is a crime
Colorclash ̇ Alex bought like 10 copies of “the little panda fighter” However, he bought it for the sole reason that he didn’t want stupid parents or grandparents being fooled into buying it
Cyrsclin by the time he would have gotten home he would have tht money back back he’d got a big fanbase n loads of YT moneyyy
Umm those werent the movie they were the original show from the 80s
yungdeeno beats he’s only got 526k subs. He makes a decent bit but not as much as you would think.
"I'm Ralph's sugar daddy" is the best patron
i'm sure sugar, and daddy is involved, yes...
I BET RALPH EATS ASS
CHiPs (budget: $25 million) that’s equivalent to the budgets of Terminator ($6 mill) + Star Wars a New Hope ($11mill) + American Graffiti ($5mill) + Monty Python and The Holy Grail ($2mill) + Night of The Living Dead ($1mill).
*with inflation already adjusted for.
CHiPs a throw away comedy film that was forgotten with in a year versus a handful of the greatest sci-fi, horror, comedy, drama films made over the course of the last 50 years.
Really illustrates the importance of talented and creative individuals have in a films quality and success.
...this comment is underappreciated
I think the budget mainly had to do with acquiring the rights for some of the motorcycle footage in the film.
agree.
WHY THEY MAKE THIS MOVIE?!?!? That money coukd have been given to mr beast
Eh, I get your point. But you do have to factor in inflation
It's only bad because the studio tampered with Dax's vision
#ReleaseTheShepardCut
Still better than the Last Jedi
TJ Hastie #releasethedrone
+MrJohnlennon007 fuck off
MrJohnlennon007 dude no one cares it's chips day not star wars day
Elisa Castro Because it's Chips' time to shine god dammit.
Come on baby let's go grammy snub
Didn't this movie win like 5 Oscars last year? Besides Charles Stiles: Mystery Diners: The Movie?
Yes but it was nominated for 15
if your cat is black, well of course
ffejpsycho HAHAA
It was criminal it didn't win a single thing! I was in awe when the scene of the drone happened. Charles said "Release the drone" and I was like...
"How did they do that?"
I was disappointed when the SuperMarioLogan Movie got snubbed though
Dax Shepard is the nickleback of comedy
What, underrated?
Insult to nickelback
Is that why he wears that wig?
@Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal I thought he was the crack-addicted version of the dude from Scrubs.
Isn’t he slamming Kristen Bell? Jammy fucking goof.
Chips is to Ralph like Knack 2 is to Dunkey
freedun KNACK 2 BABYYYYY
freedun Knack 2? Dunkey? What are you talking about?
game of da year babyeeeeee
ADP1998 videogamedunkey. Look it up
But what about Super Mario Bros 2?
Why are those 15 year olds drinking!?
D:
akalink77 he is like 22.
He goes to film college
a pretentious douchebag that's the joke.
*College
You’re both wrong, it’s coolledge.
Sneak Peek If you are Turkish and your last name is Kunt it's actually a thing to be proud of... 😊
that pill sound effect scene tho lmao
go nuts *CRONCH*
I always chew my meds, especially the ones where the instructions tells you specifically to NOT DO THAT! 😄
I can't get over it. 😂 The pill crunching sound is literally louder then the human voices, HOW?
This movie is more unintentionally gay than Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Lmao I read this right when they were bumping there junk together in the locker room 😂😂
But nightmare on elm street 2 is INTENTIONALLY gay
But Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge is way better.
Such a wacky accident when they set a scene at the gay SnM club
Oh my god the picture of Ralph eating the sandwich at 12:34 . . . the bag says Torpasta! One of the restaurants from his Mystery Diners review?! I honestly don't know why but I got a good laugh when I noticed that.
Why did he go to Torpasta™? He should go for a Torpatty™ or a Torpedo™?
@@dr.nosborn6330 Because the Torpatty™ ripped off the Torpasta™ creation.
The Ralphthemoviemaker Cinematic Universe
Hey, its Erik Estrada, from award winning classic Cool Cat Saves the Kids. THERE HE IS!!!
samcopus1 still the greatest line in cinematic history
ralphthemoviemaker? More like ralphthefuturealcoholic
more like ralphthecurrentalcoholic
You guessed right
RedletterRalph
I had a brainfart for a fat second and read that as the futu real coholic
Wasn’t Erik Estrada in Cool Cat Saves the Kids???!!!!
eyriene yeah I don’t know what the fuckvykdkslmasooskwjf
Top 10 Anime Crossovers
eyriene there he was
eyriene THERE HE IS!
And Sealab 2021, AKA Prototype Archer
We have slowly watched Ralph go insane, and we have done nothing.
He is to far gone we have to put him down
We have to unite.
#saveRalph
Why should we?
Panda pilot We're the real monsters here.
Panda pilot Well, some of us made some really bad recommendations...
There was a kid on my bus talking about this movie, and these were his exact words, "chips sucked, no wonder it got an r rating."
It's time to make Eric and Dylan proud
Iphoneadditions Smart boy.
What does that even mean??
Dark Arts Dabbler I guess he thought that the "R" stands for "Retarded"
Dark Arts Dabbler It might be a joke about “sucks.”
Erik Estrada had a cameo as a cop in Drake & Josh.
Sealab 2021
I'm really shocked you didn't mention that appalling, clearly added in post-production, chewing sound when he was eating the pills. Who chews pills like that? Who chews pain pills at all? Why couldn't they make it sound realistic and not like they clearly added it in after? So many questions....this movie is a mess.
Rose S chewing a pain pill would taste so nasty you would spit it out. No one does that shit it makes no sense lol
Rose S I literally read that comment during that scene
If you're listening on decent speakers or any kind of headphones, you can hear a brief sound pop when the ADR track ends. Holy shit it's bad.
some pain pills have an extended release coat on them, and if you chew them, they kick in faster. not sure if that was their intention, but, maybe?
I've chewed pain pills several times, actually. Then again, I'm a degenerate, lol.
Is this the sequel to Sleepless? Was this going to be an easy grab?
But it ain't no easy grab, they got C!
There's a starman waiting in the sky hey reply me
Nah there isn't a T in the title so if you think about it...
THEY GOT "T"
They thought it was just gonna be an easy cash grab, but it ain't no easy cash grab no one remembers CHiPs
THEY GOT D! (Dax shephard)
What are you talkin’ ‘bout Ralph? You have all us lady-viewers creaming
Fr 😍
dont forget about the guys
I think he’s super cute but I think he’s half my age. So I never say that out loud.
Boobalopbop don't think that would stop Ralph
@@Boobalopbop Okay but same
Wow Ralph, I would have you inside me in an instant! You're so confident and have such a big audience!
Balile wot in tarnation
I’m with I Am Everything
Thirsty in heat. Send him photos and ya never know!?
the spaceship gag you did, lasting a whopping 15 seconds, was funnier than any joke in the entire movie.
THEY GOT T
They got h
THEY GOT LAY-Z!!
Release the drone
DANG IT!!!
It was no easy grab
"How many chevys can we buy with 25M dollars?
_Notes from the brain-storming desk of the marketing boys:_
Chip happens ✓
The Chip hits the fan
I ain't got time for this Chip
Holy Chips
We're in deep Chips now
It's time to get your Chips together
You're Chips out of luck
It's time to lose your Chips
This movie is a piece of Chips
I need to find a bathroom before I Chips my pants
I left Chips in the toilet, so I gotta flush it
Oh Chip, did you just Chip in your hands, and then take out your Peña, and rub that filthy Chip all over your Peña? Jesus, why would you do Dax? Dax just gross! There's something seriously wrong with you!! Chips, man!!
Michael Peña and Dax Shepard star in "SHiT". Coming soon
What the Chip was that?
atomicdancer This deserves more likes.
Last one is the most appropriate
Get your chip together man
This comment is a load of bull chip
Best part of this is that Ralph went from calling him “Michael Pena” (Michael Shame) to “Michael Piña” (Michael Pineapple)
CHIPS!?!? OH BOY
P.S. Alexandra Daddario is, like, the most beautiful woman alive
oh boy indeed
what about holly from charles stiles mystery diners
I want so her daddarios...TONIGHT !
Notice me papa
Quinton Reviews personally, she comes in third to Becky G and Natalie Dormer, but you're definitely on the right track
The slow descent of Ralph into alcoholism - the video essay.
Also Ralph you are hot.
Ralph's a cutie patootie
Mood
Yuh
In a normal society, everyday would be Chips day but thanks to Trumps position on foreign policy, we can’t have that.
A Y E L M A O ???
Daniel commonly mistaken for Nathaniel.
A funny, relevant one at that. Trust me, there are a lot of overused trump jokes not relevant to the video they're posted on.
Daniel commonly mistaken for Nathaniel. I thought it was kinda funny but I'm also a degenerate so idk whatever
carlos rivas The joke itself doesn't make any sense. AND THAT'S THE POINT.
Sure you can disagree on whether or not it was funny, but that's besides the point.
It's not a very clear statement on anything, it's supposed to be.
carlos rivas It was a fucking joke lmao
You said "Pena" instead of "Peña" which is funny because "pena" means "shame" in spanish which is... extremely fitting 🤔
Prob la ley because in English the ñ isn’t in the alphabet
@@BonneFox314 no pena means shame too
@@BonneFox314 "que pena" in english translates to "what a shame". So really "pena" is anything that upsets.
doesnt pena mean embarrassment or to be shy? "yo tengo pena" would be "im nervous"
ok nvm saw the other replies it depends alot on context
leaked script of chips 2:
they got *chips* it ain't no easy *chips* got a lot of *chips* tryna drain me of my *chips*
Release the drones
@@fransandersson4717 release the CHIPS
R e l e a s e t h e *CHIPS*
ProDucktions the camera has been placed in the Iraqi food court
3 cameras have been placed in the Chevy Malibu
Wait a fucking minute.
The original CHiPS had Erik Estrada?
As in, "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!" Erik Estrada?
10/10 best show ever.
Chips is the single most intellectual and sophisticated movie of all time. Forget Rick and Morty, THIS is what REAL smart people watch.
Get over the rick and morty stereotypes and try thinking of just one thing, yourself.
Alexander Schoen My low-iq libtard mind can’t comprehend your comment
I HOPE this comment is a joke.
But smart people watch futurama and libtards watch rick and morty
Extremely intelligent people watch xavier renegade angel
CHIPs is a cinematic masterpiece, far superior to Citizen Kane, Casablanca or any other films put on that level. I love the charisma displayed by the actors, the clever writing. Nothing has ever been so good!
Timmy agreed. The movie was just too smart for Ralph.
Madder Max As much as I love CHIPs, Cool Cat is just better. It’s essentially the perfecting of a modern American Myth. As Great a director as Daddy Derek is, he can never again create anything as perfect in every way.
To be fair you need a fairly high IQ to understand CHIPs.
TheUltimateSucc True.
Ti My Everyone’s eating everyone’s ass now.
You rap like a text to speech generator
That's the hardest roast I've ever heard in my life
'Moon man moon man, can't you see?'
Why is it that every time Ralph drinks in a video it looks like he's under 21 drinking water
MEME HUNTER Because he is? Idk about drinking water, but he's definitely underage
TheGlitched64Reads What?
The Reade r He is.
The Reade r Cause he's younger than I am and I'm underage.
He's 20 FYI
"There's got to be a safety net"
Bratz, Garbage Pail Kids, Transformers,and Jem and the Holograms were thrown under the bus from that logic
Well, Transformers is a pretty good safety net.
Ralph needs to do more rap covers immediately
Yep. Perfectly off beat and everything.
Ralph >>>>> Kendrick
The bars he drops are golden mann
Are you old enough to be drinking Ralph?
Alexzis Edwards with that baby face? Ehhhhh... I'm not convinced.
outsider344 don't let them fool you he's actually 12
Shut up
Who cares? It's for CHIPS
i know he's in college but idk if he's 22
After watching chips, I've seen the highest level of comedy you can go. No other movie is funny to me in the slightest, I've become desensitized to all other attempts at making me laugh. It's a blessing and a curse
Dere he is
“Good work, Dax Shepherd.”
“Thank you, Dax Shepherd.”
Came here for the laughs, leaving inspired, with my chest swollen with joy from hearing Ralph's spot on cover of "California Love" Deuces Sepe.
Oh man this is gonna be tasty
roflcopterpilot wanna hug it out?
well then
everyone hug eachother
Wow, it makes me happy that you watch his videos
I’m sorry but when you read the rules for the drinking game, I got an image of a nude Chevy Chase. My mind will not recover
Drink the entire bottle for a nude Chevy Chase driving a Chevy in a car chase.
Damnit now I have that image in my head
We talking old Chevy Chase or young Chevy Chase?
Julien L. so i know you think your comment was great but you killed the joke because it was already implied so now you just sounds stupid
The Chips DVD’s that he bought was the total amount they made in the box office 🤣
He bought Blu-Rays. But still, excellent point.
17:18 *That* *.* *Sound* *.* *Effect* *.*
Isn't it well mixed!?
Amazing ADR from an Amazing movie.
Sure sounds like a $20,000,000 movie to me!
Heitor Mello garbage foley
Trending in Canada?? Chips has brought you fame and fortune Ralph.
i cant under age drink so i took a shot of water every time you took a shot.
Thegameres you savage
id you get yo stomach pumped
Thegameres I'm 18, so I took a shot of juice. I have type 2 diabetes now.
r/madlads
Sure you can, Ralph's doing it right in front of us.
The fact Erik Estrada is being recognized more from Cool Cat than Chips nowadays says a lot about the internet.
And S O C I E T Y
Underaged drinking is illegal ralph
Jesper w he’s not underage the drinking age in Boston is 7
Is he not 21?
Jesper w He's actually 57, fyi
kanimo24 He is. He just looks young and that's the joke.
Jesper w but fuckin seriously... how old is Ralph?
Who would give this sweet, young boy alcohol???
An african moonshine dealer
Seriously! Ralph looks like he’s about 16 or 17.
Himself
Bless him, he watched 50 shades and thinks he's a grown man now
@@galleryofrogues whooooosh, dumbass.
Gonna ask, how much did all them blu-rays cost altogether?
11.98 each on Amazon, assuming he has around 30 copies there...$359.40, give or take.
Robert K. or about $18 in empty blu ray cases and 30 sheets of printer paper.
Matt Brown also possible, but then you don't get the full CHIPS experience.
Matt Brown are you trying to tell me he didn't buy about 30 copies of the hit clever comedy movie CHIPS!!!
They're props, never shows the label.
Dax Shepard out here actin like he's Lin Manuel Miranda, Writing directing, and staring in this trash.
He out here like he's as good as Lin and it's like...
Have you seen this shit?!
I think I’m in love with this man.
I am, (I'm also a girl, hit me up ralph)
Also, yes, I do get wet watching your videos (like fr)
Professional Napper2 Lol wut.
Bella Tronx he's beautiful
Do I Hate Mars Bars
Auden somewhere in a comment section. There's someone always asking for an I hate mars bars video...
*Make I hate Mars Bars
MC Ben Boi at some point someone is gonna have to...and I honestly want a colab with ihe and Ralph on it...
The Living Flame Gotta let YMS join in
MC Ben Boi not until YMS finishes his 2015 list
I paused Chips for this.
Matt S. But it ain't an easy grab, they got T!?!?
I still think about the "do you eat ass" joke on the daily and I'm barely kidding
Wow, when did Ralph get his own spaceship
N J it probably belonged to Charles styles
Taylor Barbieri Dang it!
patreon money
N J You kidding me? They give Enterprise ships away!
You should be proud Ralph. You removed 20 blu-rays from Amazon in the most spectacular way imaginable. Also, Two Pack 4 life.
Daniel S Two Pack Shackur lol
Take a shot every time he says “CHiPS”...
YourAverage Derp That would be a great idea... If I wanted to die! XD
You'd probably end up looking like your profile picture
Eat my dust
I wish you'd go back to this bro, I really do
Same man, same. Maybe someday
*sees Erik Estrada*
DER HE IS!
Shayne quin *Bully kicks sand*
THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE!
I can't believe so much time has passed since Cool Cat was a thing.
Cool Cat never stopped being a thing. He’s just biding his time until we let our guard down enough for him to strike again.
oooooh my god please tell me you didn't actually buy multiple copies of Chips. Ouch.
Katie Whittier I was going to say that he could just refund them but I just made it to the part where they are flushing them down the toilet sooooo nevermind.
20:33 you can see the case is empty so he probably bought a lot of Blu Ray boxes and printed the cover
he bought 30 copies
Saves other people from accidentally buying it.
They were probably like 10 cents a piece.
I'd love to state while vacationing in LA, Dax Sheppard almost walked right in front of our moving vehicle. Like we missed him by a foot. Little did I know he would go on to make this piece of shit. Sometimes I wonder what the world would have been like had we put him down that faithful day.
Its Tito Should have told him how you eat ass and told him how everyone eats ass and asked him if you eat ass.
Matt S. and risk giving him this idea earlier. No thanks.
You would have been a national hero
A L O H A *cries knowing you could have saved the world*
Goddamn Tito when the hell you'd become so violent?
They said it was just gonna be an easy bag.
Well it ain’t no easy bag they got chips
12:36 holy shit that's the torpasta. The thing from mystery diners
Is Ralph's sanity eroding away or?
What sanity?
Fist of The North West When was Ralph ever sane?
Fist of The North West nah it's gone a long time ago back at the time of charles stiles mystery diner
no he's getting smarter
This is the Fear and Loathing of Las Vegas of movie reviews
MrMortsnarg this channel is the fear and loathing of Las Vegas of RUclips
when you said 'if you're zoning out' I had literally just started zoning out hahahaha
You know your movie is bad when it does that to people watching it
Add to the fact that Dax is married to Kristen Bell, a super cute actress, is infuriating.
How'd he get Kristen Bell? Damn.
Drugs
this means that we have hopes guys lol
The. She starts talking and is irritating as hell!
Ralph, you are a godly rapper. That outro was a musical masterpiece.
That homophobic scene is the ultimate cringe. A cringe not to be out-cringed.
@ yes lol. I made a rigged Marvin model in Blender, rendered it, and made it my pfp.
IAN 4000 honestly that fact of your profile makes me happy
"Knock-knock"
"WHo's there?"
"Erik Estrada"
"Erik Estrada who?"
"Erik Estrada from CHIPs"
Also why are you drinking to Chevy Chase Nudity ?
Finally reviewing a good movie
Dax shepard looks and sounds like a knock off Zach Braff!
Kief Andrews He is the love child of Zach Braff and Owen Wilson
"My safety net was chips." Best line in man's history
3:46 THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE!