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  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 лет назад +4717

    Michael Peña looks like Angry Joe.

  • @connerwiltshire7719
    @connerwiltshire7719 6 лет назад +1680

    I hope you're happy with yourself you just funded the sequel with those blu ray purchases.

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 6 лет назад +197

      Why wouldn't he want a sequel to the greatest film ever made?

    • @TheTowerDark
      @TheTowerDark 6 лет назад +4

      Hey,the dead cruiser. Nice.

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 6 лет назад +34

      what, the $18 in empty blu ray cases? i doubt that'll do much

    • @danielattrell
      @danielattrell 2 месяца назад

      Still waiting…

    • @shearedsheep1284
      @shearedsheep1284 Месяц назад

      @@umphreak99996 years late but that is the joke bro

  • @PicotheSpicyWarlord
    @PicotheSpicyWarlord 6 лет назад +4503

    I wait for there to one day be a Chips crossover with CHARLES STILES: MYSTERY DINERS where they have to rescue T but it ain't no easy grab and the ghost of Yankee Jim possesses Zack Snyder and they all become the sauce.

    • @grunkleg.29691
      @grunkleg.29691 6 лет назад +339

      That will never happen because we don't deserve such a masterpiece

    • @liammiller6247
      @liammiller6247 6 лет назад +274

      Directed by Marc Webb

    • @pansnemesis
      @pansnemesis 6 лет назад +170

      We placed hidden cameras in his boots and on the inside of his helmet

    • @daneen2fabulous
      @daneen2fabulous 6 лет назад +81

      Oh, hi Marc.

    • @AshenAlbaz0079
      @AshenAlbaz0079 6 лет назад +51

      PicotheSpicyWarlord that would be so... beautifulllll!!!
      *Sheds a single manly tear*

  • @embercoral
    @embercoral 6 лет назад +510

    12:35
    I just noticed that Ralph actually got food from that Torpasta place promoted by Charles Styles. Very attractive, indeed.

    • @thatsallreviews
      @thatsallreviews 4 года назад +87

      I believe you mean Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 лет назад +3309

    Can we all appreciate the fact that Ralph bought a dozen copies of Chips for the sole purpose of this video?

  • @Chewietehhamster
    @Chewietehhamster 6 лет назад +1832

    All $25 million was how much money it took to get women to pretend to find Michael Peña attractive

    • @ciaoperative3074
      @ciaoperative3074 5 лет назад +64

      Dude like a burnt casserole

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +97

      @@ciaoperative3074 He doesn't look that awful but he's not Calvin Klein or Captain America material.

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 4 года назад +20

      Michael Peña and Dax Shepherd. I don't know how the hell he got Veronica Mars.

    • @spideyguy3315
      @spideyguy3315 4 года назад +1

      @@anikmonette2140 or thor😁

    • @svinjamaria
      @svinjamaria 4 года назад +20

      The 25 million went to buying 300 chevys

  • @stephenbrown4698
    @stephenbrown4698 6 лет назад +2501

    Before you make a movie, ask yourself:
    Is it Clever?
    Is it Humorous?
    Is it Inspirational?
    Is it Perfect?
    Is it Smart?
    Chips is all of this and more, and every movie should strive to be like Chips.

  • @SwipSedai
    @SwipSedai 5 лет назад +697

    Michael Peña looks so uncomfortable and pained in that interview I can just see the "it's for the paycheck" on his defeated face

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +20

      Claire Carter Yeah cuz he can actually be pretty good in certain roles

    • @mike_tysons_lisp4248
      @mike_tysons_lisp4248 4 года назад +12

      @@galleryofrogues he was really good in sniper with Marky Mark

    • @tofutoph
      @tofutoph 4 года назад +15

      His best role was in Crash, he was one of the few good parts of that bad movie. I miss him doing serious roles.

    • @hankheavy
      @hankheavy 3 года назад +1

      Defeted face lmfao thanks for that

    • @Matter-Dark
      @Matter-Dark 3 года назад +6

      He was great in End of Watch.

  • @echomoon1431
    @echomoon1431 6 лет назад +636

    Charles
    Hstiles
    Imystery
    Pdiners
    S

  • @ToddHimself
    @ToddHimself 6 лет назад +332

    Missed an opportunity for when Erik Estrada showed up you could have played the Cool Cat clip where Erik Estrada goes "dere he is!"

    • @roflturkey6513
      @roflturkey6513 6 лет назад +36

      Trite That kid kicked sand in Cool Cats face.

    • @dixienormus2802
      @dixienormus2802 6 лет назад +15

      I'll never forgive Ralph for missing that opportunity

    • @TanatatKnight246
      @TanatatKnight246 6 лет назад +3

      Trite I feel like that’s YMS/Adam’s thing more than it is Ralph’s

    • @greppim911
      @greppim911 6 лет назад

      Tanatat Knight DERE HE IS

  • @QuintonReviews
    @QuintonReviews 6 лет назад +2148

    CHIPS!?!? OH BOY
    P.S. Alexandra Daddario is, like, the most beautiful woman alive

    • @Aaron-tb3eq
      @Aaron-tb3eq 6 лет назад +21

      oh boy indeed

    • @jtr2761
      @jtr2761 6 лет назад +418

      what about holly from charles stiles mystery diners

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 6 лет назад +25

      I want so her daddarios...TONIGHT !

    • @RVE122
      @RVE122 6 лет назад +1

      Notice me papa

    • @kairider1770
      @kairider1770 6 лет назад +6

      Quinton Reviews personally, she comes in third to Becky G and Natalie Dormer, but you're definitely on the right track

  • @alondraeugenia9910
    @alondraeugenia9910 5 лет назад +481

    You said "Pena" instead of "Peña" which is funny because "pena" means "shame" in spanish which is... extremely fitting 🤔

    • @gris2499
      @gris2499 4 года назад +7

      Prob la ley because in English the ñ isn’t in the alphabet

    • @gris2499
      @gris2499 3 года назад +3

      @@BonneFox314 no pena means shame too

    • @messygamez5675
      @messygamez5675 3 года назад +16

      @@BonneFox314 "que pena" in english translates to "what a shame". So really "pena" is anything that upsets.

    • @garfd
      @garfd 3 года назад

      doesnt pena mean embarrassment or to be shy? "yo tengo pena" would be "im nervous"
      ok nvm saw the other replies it depends alot on context

  • @knoelle1357
    @knoelle1357 6 лет назад +3698

    I’m trying to figure out if he really purchased 40 copies of CHiPs or if he altered that many dvd cases.

    • @itsrainingmelons6202
      @itsrainingmelons6202 5 лет назад +278

      Buying one copy is a crime

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 5 лет назад +195

      Colorclash ̇ Alex bought like 10 copies of “the little panda fighter” However, he bought it for the sole reason that he didn’t want stupid parents or grandparents being fooled into buying it

    • @yungdeenobeats5937
      @yungdeenobeats5937 5 лет назад +8

      Cyrsclin by the time he would have gotten home he would have tht money back back he’d got a big fanbase n loads of YT moneyyy

    • @nikolaisthirdeye1913
      @nikolaisthirdeye1913 5 лет назад +7

      Umm those werent the movie they were the original show from the 80s

    • @archer454
      @archer454 5 лет назад +9

      yungdeeno beats he’s only got 526k subs. He makes a decent bit but not as much as you would think.

  • @akalink77
    @akalink77 6 лет назад +1445

    Why are those 15 year olds drinking!?
    D:

    • @greppim911
      @greppim911 6 лет назад +74

      akalink77 he is like 22.
      He goes to film college

    • @OGKoudelka
      @OGKoudelka 6 лет назад +213

      a pretentious douchebag that's the joke.

    • @OGKoudelka
      @OGKoudelka 6 лет назад +22

      *College

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 6 лет назад +138

      You’re both wrong, it’s coolledge.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +4

      Sneak Peek If you are Turkish and your last name is Kunt it's actually a thing to be proud of... 😊

  • @mikelawrence1556
    @mikelawrence1556 6 лет назад +1159

    3:46 *Dere he is!!!*

    • @MemeAccountno
      @MemeAccountno 6 лет назад +77

      iG L3GiT that kid kicked sand in Cool Cats face!!

    • @goofstersupreme5362
      @goofstersupreme5362 6 лет назад +100

      *"Did you see that? That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!"*

    • @Unpopularpage
      @Unpopularpage 6 лет назад +31

      The best actor are Erik Estrada's teeth again

    • @wqewf663
      @wqewf663 6 лет назад +24

      you forgot 11:56. DERE HE IS

    • @cole-the-mole3368
      @cole-the-mole3368 6 лет назад +9

      And Maria is crying

  • @arloandbehold88
    @arloandbehold88 5 лет назад +1309

    All the ladies want that Michael Peñis.

    • @mixwidman5458
      @mixwidman5458 5 лет назад +33

      BOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • @everestsdriveway366
      @everestsdriveway366 4 года назад +6

      Of course that one dumbass in the comments said this...

    • @pillowcasecorner7519
      @pillowcasecorner7519 4 года назад +15

      Psykomanteum Don’t worry, he’s the obligatory take the joke too seriously guy

    • @dfkman
      @dfkman 3 года назад +2

      Colada that is

    • @dillonyoung5502
      @dillonyoung5502 3 года назад +10

      Says Michael Peña to himself in the mirror everyday

  • @nate3864
    @nate3864 6 лет назад +2396

    Ralph, CHiPs is just too smart for you. Dax Shepard and Michael Pena's long and unnecessary improv bits are actually clever statements on modern politics. It's a shame that the movie is just too complex and fascinating for your brain to handle.

    • @Myth_or_Mystery76
      @Myth_or_Mystery76 6 лет назад +15

      Doesn't make it funny or good.

    • @CineMasterDamian
      @CineMasterDamian 6 лет назад +32

      It's like why "The Matrix" is good. Cause it's SYMBOLIC AND MEANS STUFF!!!!

    • @gokufromfortnite5600
      @gokufromfortnite5600 6 лет назад +61

      R/wooooosh

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 5 лет назад +14

      I dunno if it says anything clever on modern politics, but it says an awful lot on modern comedies...

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 5 лет назад +22

      @@CineMasterDamian nah the Matrix is good cause it has kick ass special effects (for the time), dope choreographed fighting scenes and a cool and at the time unique story. Living in a simulation wasn't done to death back then.

  • @Bolt3456
    @Bolt3456 6 лет назад +417

    Come on baby let's go grammy snub

  • @LuckIsImpossible
    @LuckIsImpossible 6 лет назад +894

    Ralph has a fucking drinking problem if he wasn't expecting that much nudity, chevy promotion, chase scenes.

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 6 лет назад +45

      LuckIsImpossible Chevy chase

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 6 лет назад +13

      I wish I could have been drinking like that too, I'm jealous

    • @lulucanpy3513
      @lulucanpy3513 6 лет назад +23

      There's a reason he only had 3 rules, most drinking games have more.

    • @dannimalcrossing
      @dannimalcrossing 6 лет назад

      That's what I originally thought he meant, so I was like oh no Chevy Chase is in this? lol

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts 6 лет назад +3

      Dannielle Laws Chevy Chase is great what are you on about.

  • @r.s6187
    @r.s6187 6 лет назад +1102

    I'm really shocked you didn't mention that appalling, clearly added in post-production, chewing sound when he was eating the pills. Who chews pills like that? Who chews pain pills at all? Why couldn't they make it sound realistic and not like they clearly added it in after? So many questions....this movie is a mess.

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 5 лет назад +89

      Rose S chewing a pain pill would taste so nasty you would spit it out. No one does that shit it makes no sense lol

    • @worthplayingfor2197
      @worthplayingfor2197 5 лет назад +16

      Rose S I literally read that comment during that scene

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 5 лет назад +63

      If you're listening on decent speakers or any kind of headphones, you can hear a brief sound pop when the ADR track ends. Holy shit it's bad.

    • @loganphelps4916
      @loganphelps4916 5 лет назад +19

      some pain pills have an extended release coat on them, and if you chew them, they kick in faster. not sure if that was their intention, but, maybe?

    • @hosebeefstick
      @hosebeefstick 5 лет назад +23

      I've chewed pain pills several times, actually. Then again, I'm a degenerate, lol.

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 лет назад +695

    Oh man this is gonna be tasty

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 6 лет назад +1551

    Didn't this movie win like 5 Oscars last year? Besides Charles Stiles: Mystery Diners: The Movie?

    • @Coolcomix1
      @Coolcomix1 6 лет назад +117

      Yes but it was nominated for 15

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 6 лет назад +157

      if your cat is black, well of course

    • @QuankyFlacidFilms
      @QuankyFlacidFilms 6 лет назад +10

      ffejpsycho HAHAA

    • @alexandersmith7982
      @alexandersmith7982 6 лет назад +42

      It was criminal it didn't win a single thing! I was in awe when the scene of the drone happened. Charles said "Release the drone" and I was like...
      "How did they do that?"

    • @toonstudios1
      @toonstudios1 6 лет назад +10

      I was disappointed when the SuperMarioLogan Movie got snubbed though

  • @ayelmao307
    @ayelmao307 6 лет назад +1068

    In a normal society, everyday would be Chips day but thanks to Trumps position on foreign policy, we can’t have that.

    • @julkarcerum7618
      @julkarcerum7618 6 лет назад

      A Y E L M A O ???

    • @Nail-pk9hb
      @Nail-pk9hb 6 лет назад +26

      Daniel commonly mistaken for Nathaniel.
      A funny, relevant one at that. Trust me, there are a lot of overused trump jokes not relevant to the video they're posted on.

    • @HondaAccordCoupe-vg4tw
      @HondaAccordCoupe-vg4tw 6 лет назад

      Daniel commonly mistaken for Nathaniel. I thought it was kinda funny but I'm also a degenerate so idk whatever

    • @gallusgallusdomesticus281
      @gallusgallusdomesticus281 6 лет назад +14

      carlos rivas The joke itself doesn't make any sense. AND THAT'S THE POINT.
      Sure you can disagree on whether or not it was funny, but that's besides the point.
      It's not a very clear statement on anything, it's supposed to be.

    • @HondaAccordCoupe-vg4tw
      @HondaAccordCoupe-vg4tw 6 лет назад +19

      carlos rivas It was a fucking joke lmao

  • @eyriene4559
    @eyriene4559 6 лет назад +2343

    Wasn’t Erik Estrada in Cool Cat Saves the Kids???!!!!

  • @acanuck4life
    @acanuck4life 6 лет назад +205

    On this episode of "ralph gets alcohol poisoning"...

  • @Redthedemon227
    @Redthedemon227 6 лет назад +752

    ralphthemoviemaker? More like ralphthefuturealcoholic

    • @henri3170
      @henri3170 6 лет назад +81

      more like ralphthecurrentalcoholic

    • @alexl.8122
      @alexl.8122 5 лет назад +4

      You guessed right

    • @drakkarlogan9070
      @drakkarlogan9070 5 лет назад +4

      RedletterRalph

    • @ShemmyLass
      @ShemmyLass 5 лет назад +7

      I had a brainfart for a fat second and read that as the futu real coholic

  • @byrneinhell
    @byrneinhell 6 лет назад +300

    "Hey guys it's me Ralphthemoviemaker, I'm on my spaceship right now, exploring the universe trying to find the joke"

    • @plbster
      @plbster 6 лет назад +13

      Zebraxazz #999 I need a green screen of that

    • @whitehorse8558
      @whitehorse8558 6 лет назад +1

      that made me laugh kms

    • @godisdeadandimheretorule4580
      @godisdeadandimheretorule4580 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah, did she eat yours?

    • @IAmGameAddicted
      @IAmGameAddicted 6 лет назад +3

      Best joke in the video tbh

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад

      Zebraxazz #999 Even Ralph's unfunny jokes are funnier! Yeah, I laughed at that horribly drawn skit where executives have a meeting and someone is pulling out his dick, suck it and then throw it across the screen... Well, I think that happened anyway and that it wasn't some batshit dream of mine! 😁

  • @ThatLittleKitten
    @ThatLittleKitten 6 лет назад +487

    This movie is more unintentionally gay than Nightmare on Elm Street 2

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 4 года назад +13

      Lmao I read this right when they were bumping there junk together in the locker room 😂😂

    • @patrickwigington
      @patrickwigington 4 года назад +57

      But nightmare on elm street 2 is INTENTIONALLY gay

    • @Matter-Dark
      @Matter-Dark 3 года назад +5

      But Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge is way better.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 3 года назад +6

      Such a wacky accident when they set a scene at the gay SnM club

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 лет назад +653

    Is this the sequel to Sleepless? Was this going to be an easy grab?

    • @fuzz134
      @fuzz134 6 лет назад +119

      But it ain't no easy grab, they got C!

    • @chadvolk7178
      @chadvolk7178 6 лет назад +3

      There's a starman waiting in the sky hey reply me

    • @Joseph-no6sn
      @Joseph-no6sn 6 лет назад +44

      Nah there isn't a T in the title so if you think about it...
      THEY GOT "T"

    • @poptartbarbarian6170
      @poptartbarbarian6170 6 лет назад +12

      They thought it was just gonna be an easy cash grab, but it ain't no easy cash grab no one remembers CHiPs

    • @liamgannon2345
      @liamgannon2345 6 лет назад +2

      THEY GOT D! (Dax shephard)

  • @TheCulturalBomb
    @TheCulturalBomb 6 лет назад +353

    How many times do we think the Amazon guy packaging this together had to look at what he was packing. Just to make sure he wasn't going mad.

    • @paigewheeler2810
      @paigewheeler2810 6 лет назад +13

      TheCulturalBomb I don’t think he actually ordered those, I think he printed out the dvd labels and just slipped them in the bluray packaging

    • @CoAndCoLaptopAccount
      @CoAndCoLaptopAccount 4 года назад +1

      @@paigewheeler2810 precisely what he did

  • @nbamanuel7373
    @nbamanuel7373 6 лет назад +2395

    This is literally the next 2001. Not only were the critics wrong but this is actually the greatest movie of all time. It’s impossible to enjoy any movie after witnessing this as it’s way to smart for us.. There is nothing that surpasses chips. People thrive to make movies even remotely as good as this stunning masterpiece.

    • @retrobat153
      @retrobat153 6 лет назад +37

      sarcasm overload

    • @cassiuscorrigal2815
      @cassiuscorrigal2815 6 лет назад +71

      This movie is what Quentin Tarantino was trying to accomplish all these years.

    • @Doognukem
      @Doognukem 6 лет назад +4

      Elijah Loves Movies I laughed so hard I snotted

    • @Marie-qv6on
      @Marie-qv6on 5 лет назад +4

      strive*

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 5 лет назад +7

      Elijah Loves Movies 2001: A Space Travesty

  • @coolcatfunhouse
    @coolcatfunhouse 5 лет назад +431

    I saw Erik Estrada a couple months ago and he told me that more people ask him about starring in my Cool Cat movies opposed to every other film he's done, and he seemed a bit mad about it. I told him it's all good and be happy! There He Is!!

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 6 лет назад +1224

    It's only bad because the studio tampered with Dax's vision
    #ReleaseTheShepardCut

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 6 лет назад +31

      Still better than the Last Jedi

    • @sadmyspaceuser
      @sadmyspaceuser 6 лет назад +26

      TJ Hastie #releasethedrone

    • @mrrobot4479
      @mrrobot4479 6 лет назад +37

      +MrJohnlennon007 fuck off

    • @CaptainDoesMinecraf1
      @CaptainDoesMinecraf1 6 лет назад +44

      MrJohnlennon007 dude no one cares it's chips day not star wars day

    • @someguy9284
      @someguy9284 6 лет назад +33

      Elisa Castro Because it's Chips' time to shine god dammit.

  • @atomicdancer
    @atomicdancer 6 лет назад +2907

    _Notes from the brain-storming desk of the marketing boys:_
    Chip happens ✓
    The Chip hits the fan
    I ain't got time for this Chip
    Holy Chips
    We're in deep Chips now
    It's time to get your Chips together
    You're Chips out of luck
    It's time to lose your Chips
    This movie is a piece of Chips
    I need to find a bathroom before I Chips my pants
    I left Chips in the toilet, so I gotta flush it
    Oh Chip, did you just Chip in your hands, and then take out your Peña, and rub that filthy Chip all over your Peña? Jesus, why would you do Dax? Dax just gross! There's something seriously wrong with you!! Chips, man!!
    Michael Peña and Dax Shepard star in "SHiT". Coming soon

    • @bageltoo
      @bageltoo 6 лет назад +90

      What the Chip was that?

    • @Tyto451
      @Tyto451 6 лет назад +19

      atomicdancer This deserves more likes.

    • @thesaltmerchant4564
      @thesaltmerchant4564 6 лет назад +21

      Last one is the most appropriate

    • @pinknet9811
      @pinknet9811 6 лет назад +21

      Get your chip together man

    • @okuyashoe_official
      @okuyashoe_official 6 лет назад +22

      This comment is a load of bull chip

  • @devinholmgren7986
    @devinholmgren7986 6 лет назад +261

    1. Nudity
    2. Chevy
    3. Chase

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 6 лет назад +44

      Devin Holmgren so basically, We watched a Nude Chevy Chase porno?

    • @alisu7564
      @alisu7564 6 лет назад

      Devin Holmgren Gravy

    • @yuushicat5469
      @yuushicat5469 6 лет назад

      Nude Chevy Chase

  • @sergeantceltic6886
    @sergeantceltic6886 5 лет назад +1832

    Dax Shepard is the nickleback of comedy

    • @notmyrealname453
      @notmyrealname453 5 лет назад +47

      What, underrated?

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 лет назад +138

      Insult to nickelback

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 5 лет назад +10

      Is that why he wears that wig?

    • @jamiestewart48
      @jamiestewart48 5 лет назад +41

      @Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal I thought he was the crack-addicted version of the dude from Scrubs.

    • @jamiestewart48
      @jamiestewart48 5 лет назад +4

      Isn’t he slamming Kristen Bell? Jammy fucking goof.

  • @cheary30
    @cheary30 6 лет назад +687

    What are you talkin’ ‘bout Ralph? You have all us lady-viewers creaming

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 6 лет назад +40

      Fr 😍

    • @Smogfellows
      @Smogfellows 5 лет назад +73

      dont forget about the guys

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop 5 лет назад +31

      I think he’s super cute but I think he’s half my age. So I never say that out loud.

    • @iandoobz6799
      @iandoobz6799 5 лет назад +40

      Boobalopbop don't think that would stop Ralph

    • @michelle.pearl.
      @michelle.pearl. 5 лет назад +1

      @@Boobalopbop Okay but same

  • @Oldschool1943
    @Oldschool1943 6 лет назад +350

    that pill sound effect scene tho lmao

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +38

      go nuts *CRONCH*

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 года назад +19

      I always chew my meds, especially the ones where the instructions tells you specifically to NOT DO THAT! 😄

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 2 года назад +3

      I can't get over it. 😂 The pill crunching sound is literally louder then the human voices, HOW?

  • @Rockotier
    @Rockotier 6 лет назад +247

    Chips is to Ralph like Knack 2 is to Dunkey

    • @azakayen1268
      @azakayen1268 6 лет назад +25

      freedun KNACK 2 BABYYYYY

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад

      freedun Knack 2? Dunkey? What are you talking about?

    • @starpicnic
      @starpicnic 6 лет назад +22

      game of da year babyeeeeee

    • @CarlosAugusto-rv6op
      @CarlosAugusto-rv6op 6 лет назад +4

      ADP1998 videogamedunkey. Look it up

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 лет назад +9

      But what about Super Mario Bros 2?

  • @flyingsloth730
    @flyingsloth730 5 лет назад +377

    CHiPs (budget: $25 million) that’s equivalent to the budgets of Terminator ($6 mill) + Star Wars a New Hope ($11mill) + American Graffiti ($5mill) + Monty Python and The Holy Grail ($2mill) + Night of The Living Dead ($1mill).
    *with inflation already adjusted for.
    CHiPs a throw away comedy film that was forgotten with in a year versus a handful of the greatest sci-fi, horror, comedy, drama films made over the course of the last 50 years.
    Really illustrates the importance of talented and creative individuals have in a films quality and success.

    • @nitrogenFox
      @nitrogenFox 5 лет назад +2

      ...this comment is underappreciated

    • @markparkinson6378
      @markparkinson6378 5 лет назад +17

      I think the budget mainly had to do with acquiring the rights for some of the motorcycle footage in the film.

    • @noahbossier1131
      @noahbossier1131 5 лет назад

      agree.

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад +2

      WHY THEY MAKE THIS MOVIE?!?!? That money coukd have been given to mr beast

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage 4 года назад +6

      Eh, I get your point. But you do have to factor in inflation

  • @outsider344
    @outsider344 6 лет назад +345

    Are you old enough to be drinking Ralph?

    • @outsider344
      @outsider344 6 лет назад +86

      Alexzis Edwards with that baby face? Ehhhhh... I'm not convinced.

    • @chonkway7557
      @chonkway7557 6 лет назад +155

      outsider344 don't let them fool you he's actually 12

    • @austinrevis6821
      @austinrevis6821 6 лет назад

      Shut up

    • @grunkleg.29691
      @grunkleg.29691 6 лет назад +34

      Who cares? It's for CHIPS

    • @pocketmac7664
      @pocketmac7664 6 лет назад +11

      i know he's in college but idk if he's 22

  • @iphoneadditions100
    @iphoneadditions100 6 лет назад +281

    There was a kid on my bus talking about this movie, and these were his exact words, "chips sucked, no wonder it got an r rating."

    • @plbster
      @plbster 6 лет назад +29

      It's time to make Eric and Dylan proud

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +2

      Iphoneadditions Smart boy.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 6 лет назад +1

      What does that even mean??

    • @alexavila7700
      @alexavila7700 6 лет назад +21

      Dark Arts Dabbler I guess he thought that the "R" stands for "Retarded"

    • @porbbamt_
      @porbbamt_ 6 лет назад +2

      Dark Arts Dabbler It might be a joke about “sucks.”

  • @dukeang9613
    @dukeang9613 6 лет назад +268

    "I'm Ralph's sugar daddy" is the best patron

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 6 лет назад +6

      i'm sure sugar, and daddy is involved, yes...

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 6 лет назад +17

      I BET RALPH EATS ASS

  • @ChrisCastellaniCLC
    @ChrisCastellaniCLC 3 года назад +139

    "And the safety net I found was CHiPS" what a fucking bonkers quote.

  • @FlopperWorshipper
    @FlopperWorshipper 6 лет назад +1185

    THEY GOT T

  • @Jish00742
    @Jish00742 6 лет назад +309

    You rap like a text to speech generator

  • @Balileart
    @Balileart 6 лет назад +252

    Wow Ralph, I would have you inside me in an instant! You're so confident and have such a big audience!

    • @Boofy011
      @Boofy011 6 лет назад +37

      Balile wot in tarnation

    • @amen9715
      @amen9715 6 лет назад

      I’m with I Am Everything

    • @phatmantv
      @phatmantv 4 года назад +1

      Thirsty in heat. Send him photos and ya never know!?

  • @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves
    @Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves 5 лет назад +193

    The slow descent of Ralph into alcoholism - the video essay.
    Also Ralph you are hot.

  • @MrBump2
    @MrBump2 6 лет назад +172

    Erik Estrada had a cameo as a cop in Drake & Josh.

  • @TheJerry220
    @TheJerry220 6 лет назад +311

    Oh my god the picture of Ralph eating the sandwich at 12:34 . . . the bag says Torpasta! One of the restaurants from his Mystery Diners review?! I honestly don't know why but I got a good laugh when I noticed that.

    • @dr.nosborn6330
      @dr.nosborn6330 6 лет назад +44

      Why did he go to Torpasta™? He should go for a Torpatty™ or a Torpedo™?

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 6 лет назад +33

      @@dr.nosborn6330 Because the Torpatty™ ripped off the Torpasta™ creation.

    • @deleted07
      @deleted07 5 лет назад +4

      The Ralphthemoviemaker Cinematic Universe

  • @superstarlive.
    @superstarlive. 6 лет назад +387

    We have slowly watched Ralph go insane, and we have done nothing.

  • @papayer
    @papayer 5 лет назад +139

    the spaceship gag you did, lasting a whopping 15 seconds, was funnier than any joke in the entire movie.

  • @Glamikuns
    @Glamikuns 6 лет назад +355

    oooooh my god please tell me you didn't actually buy multiple copies of Chips. Ouch.

    • @EpicthedogYT
      @EpicthedogYT 6 лет назад +14

      Katie Whittier I was going to say that he could just refund them but I just made it to the part where they are flushing them down the toilet sooooo nevermind.

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 6 лет назад +25

      20:33 you can see the case is empty so he probably bought a lot of Blu Ray boxes and printed the cover

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 5 лет назад +1

      he bought 30 copies

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 4 года назад

      Saves other people from accidentally buying it.

    • @Matter-Dark
      @Matter-Dark 3 года назад

      They were probably like 10 cents a piece.

  • @thesuitedbaton4130
    @thesuitedbaton4130 6 лет назад +504

    Gonna ask, how much did all them blu-rays cost altogether?

    • @mitchellk129
      @mitchellk129 6 лет назад +168

      11.98 each on Amazon, assuming he has around 30 copies there...$359.40, give or take.

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 6 лет назад +373

      Robert K. or about $18 in empty blu ray cases and 30 sheets of printer paper.

    • @mitchellk129
      @mitchellk129 6 лет назад +285

      Matt Brown also possible, but then you don't get the full CHIPS experience.

    • @namepending5620
      @namepending5620 6 лет назад +149

      Matt Brown are you trying to tell me he didn't buy about 30 copies of the hit clever comedy movie CHIPS!!!

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 6 лет назад +13

      They're props, never shows the label.

  • @widing19
    @widing19 6 лет назад +174

    Underaged drinking is illegal ralph

    • @Greigames
      @Greigames 6 лет назад +110

      Jesper w he’s not underage the drinking age in Boston is 7

    • @asare240
      @asare240 6 лет назад

      Is he not 21?

    • @JuvenileStacks
      @JuvenileStacks 6 лет назад +40

      Jesper w He's actually 57, fyi

    • @Babylauncher3000
      @Babylauncher3000 6 лет назад +4

      kanimo24 He is. He just looks young and that's the joke.

    • @alexk5907
      @alexk5907 6 лет назад

      Jesper w but fuckin seriously... how old is Ralph?

  • @jibb.
    @jibb. 5 лет назад +232

    Chips is the single most intellectual and sophisticated movie of all time. Forget Rick and Morty, THIS is what REAL smart people watch.

    • @TheTitanJesus
      @TheTitanJesus 5 лет назад +1

      Get over the rick and morty stereotypes and try thinking of just one thing, yourself.

    • @_trashmandan_2903
      @_trashmandan_2903 5 лет назад +15

      Alexander Schoen My low-iq libtard mind can’t comprehend your comment

    • @josiahagin2100
      @josiahagin2100 4 года назад +2

      I HOPE this comment is a joke.

    • @mikaeljvabom67
      @mikaeljvabom67 3 года назад

      But smart people watch futurama and libtards watch rick and morty

    • @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553
      @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 3 года назад +4

      Extremely intelligent people watch xavier renegade angel

  • @julienjal
    @julienjal 6 лет назад +182

    I’m sorry but when you read the rules for the drinking game, I got an image of a nude Chevy Chase. My mind will not recover

    • @gremblo7965
      @gremblo7965 6 лет назад +18

      Drink the entire bottle for a nude Chevy Chase driving a Chevy in a car chase.

    • @maxmcquide7147
      @maxmcquide7147 6 лет назад +1

      Damnit now I have that image in my head

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 6 лет назад +1

      We talking old Chevy Chase or young Chevy Chase?

    • @santoambre
      @santoambre 6 лет назад

      Julien L. so i know you think your comment was great but you killed the joke because it was already implied so now you just sounds stupid

  • @samcopus1
    @samcopus1 6 лет назад +74

    Hey, its Erik Estrada, from award winning classic Cool Cat Saves the Kids. THERE HE IS!!!

  • @Lion-ny7nz
    @Lion-ny7nz 6 лет назад +94

    "How many chevys can we buy with 25M dollars?

  • @zucchinipotato
    @zucchinipotato 4 года назад +140

    Best part of this is that Ralph went from calling him “Michael Pena” (Michael Shame) to “Michael Piña” (Michael Pineapple)

  • @j_sp1d3r55
    @j_sp1d3r55 6 лет назад +139

    Ralph needs to do more rap covers immediately

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 6 лет назад +14

      Yep. Perfectly off beat and everything.

    • @getnaenaed99
      @getnaenaed99 6 лет назад +3

      Ralph >>>>> Kendrick

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад

      The bars he drops are golden mann

  • @memehunter2385
    @memehunter2385 6 лет назад +235

    Why is it that every time Ralph drinks in a video it looks like he's under 21 drinking water

  • @auden9540
    @auden9540 6 лет назад +806

    Do I Hate Mars Bars

    • @FlameLOGNET
      @FlameLOGNET 6 лет назад +44

      Auden somewhere in a comment section. There's someone always asking for an I hate mars bars video...

    • @goofstersupreme5362
      @goofstersupreme5362 6 лет назад +14

      *Make I hate Mars Bars

    • @FlameLOGNET
      @FlameLOGNET 6 лет назад +12

      MC Ben Boi at some point someone is gonna have to...and I honestly want a colab with ihe and Ralph on it...

    • @goofstersupreme5362
      @goofstersupreme5362 6 лет назад +9

      The Living Flame Gotta let YMS join in

    • @FlameLOGNET
      @FlameLOGNET 6 лет назад +8

      MC Ben Boi not until YMS finishes his 2015 list

  • @RollerChoster
    @RollerChoster 4 года назад +66

    "There's got to be a safety net"
    Bratz, Garbage Pail Kids, Transformers,and Jem and the Holograms were thrown under the bus from that logic

  • @w.547
    @w.547 6 лет назад +177

    leaked script of chips 2:
    they got *chips* it ain't no easy *chips* got a lot of *chips* tryna drain me of my *chips*

  • @Shadzmaster
    @Shadzmaster 6 лет назад +130

    Wow, when did Ralph get his own spaceship

    • @commando7238
      @commando7238 6 лет назад +19

      N J it probably belonged to Charles styles

    • @greppim911
      @greppim911 6 лет назад +4

      Taylor Barbieri Dang it!

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 6 лет назад

      patreon money

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 6 лет назад

      N J You kidding me? They give Enterprise ships away!

  • @IAmNumber4000
    @IAmNumber4000 6 лет назад +401

    That homophobic scene is the ultimate cringe. A cringe not to be out-cringed.

    • @IAmNumber4000
      @IAmNumber4000 5 лет назад +7

      @ yes lol. I made a rigged Marvin model in Blender, rendered it, and made it my pfp.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 5 лет назад +6

      IAN 4000 honestly that fact of your profile makes me happy

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 лет назад

      As a gay man I hope everyone involved in making that scene dies and dies wrong.

  • @dakotarain7745
    @dakotarain7745 5 лет назад +64

    The Chips DVD’s that he bought was the total amount they made in the box office 🤣

    • @josiahagin2100
      @josiahagin2100 4 года назад +3

      He bought Blu-Rays. But still, excellent point.

  • @sheevinit1490
    @sheevinit1490 6 лет назад +130

    CHIPs is a cinematic masterpiece, far superior to Citizen Kane, Casablanca or any other films put on that level. I love the charisma displayed by the actors, the clever writing. Nothing has ever been so good!

    • @FlameLOGNET
      @FlameLOGNET 6 лет назад +12

      Timmy agreed. The movie was just too smart for Ralph.

    • @sheevinit1490
      @sheevinit1490 6 лет назад +6

      Madder Max As much as I love CHIPs, Cool Cat is just better. It’s essentially the perfecting of a modern American Myth. As Great a director as Daddy Derek is, he can never again create anything as perfect in every way.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 лет назад +7

      To be fair you need a fairly high IQ to understand CHIPs.

    • @sheevinit1490
      @sheevinit1490 6 лет назад +1

      TheUltimateSucc True.

    • @sheevinit1490
      @sheevinit1490 6 лет назад +1

      Ti My Everyone’s eating everyone’s ass now.

  • @ProDucktions0
    @ProDucktions0 6 лет назад +185

    R e l e a s e t h e *CHIPS*

    • @void_4871
      @void_4871 6 лет назад +3

      ProDucktions the camera has been placed in the Iraqi food court

    • @ProDucktions0
      @ProDucktions0 6 лет назад +3

      3 cameras have been placed in the Chevy Malibu

  • @srslydoatm9251
    @srslydoatm9251 6 лет назад +105

    Is Ralph's sanity eroding away or?

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 6 лет назад +6

      What sanity?

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 лет назад +5

      Fist of The North West When was Ralph ever sane?

    • @kamarulariffin3093
      @kamarulariffin3093 6 лет назад +4

      Fist of The North West nah it's gone a long time ago back at the time of charles stiles mystery diner

    • @NeonGarden91
      @NeonGarden91 6 лет назад +1

      no he's getting smarter

  • @CyberKirby
    @CyberKirby 6 лет назад +67

    “Good work, Dax Shepherd.”
    “Thank you, Dax Shepherd.”

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 6 лет назад +81

    Wait a fucking minute.
    The original CHiPS had Erik Estrada?
    As in, "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!" Erik Estrada?
    10/10 best show ever.

  • @montyvoid
    @montyvoid 6 лет назад +116

    *sees Erik Estrada*
    DER HE IS!

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 6 лет назад +8

      Shayne quin *Bully kicks sand*

    • @100billionsubscriberswithn4
      @100billionsubscriberswithn4 6 лет назад +11

      THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE!

    • @CineRage
      @CineRage 6 лет назад +3

      I can't believe so much time has passed since Cool Cat was a thing.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 6 лет назад +1

      Cool Cat never stopped being a thing. He’s just biding his time until we let our guard down enough for him to strike again.

  • @thegameres816
    @thegameres816 6 лет назад +156

    i cant under age drink so i took a shot of water every time you took a shot.

  • @haroldlikins9728
    @haroldlikins9728 4 года назад +27

    Well Ralph, Scoob was also a flop.
    If only I remembered this comment when the movie came out. Guess you weren't wrong after all.

  • @Browncheeze
    @Browncheeze 6 лет назад +120

    Do Bad Moms 2 next its a true masterpiece

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +2

      Browncheeze I haven't seen those movies and you can thank the trailers for that! : /

    • @seaneas7054
      @seaneas7054 6 лет назад

      He's already seen daddy's home 2

  • @WarCriminalPhlox
    @WarCriminalPhlox 6 лет назад +76

    17:18 *That* *.* *Sound* *.* *Effect* *.*

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 6 лет назад +4

      Isn't it well mixed!?
      Amazing ADR from an Amazing movie.

    • @Ben-uc8ms
      @Ben-uc8ms 6 лет назад +8

      Sure sounds like a $20,000,000 movie to me!

    • @Wargoat6
      @Wargoat6 6 лет назад

      Heitor Mello garbage foley

  • @flimpeenflarmpoon1353
    @flimpeenflarmpoon1353 6 лет назад +44

    I paused Chips for this.

    • @noahbutter1243
      @noahbutter1243 6 лет назад +1

      Matt S. But it ain't an easy grab, they got T!?!?

  • @HeckaLives
    @HeckaLives 5 лет назад +80

    That CG blood couldn't have been in the movie. That looks worse than my grade 11 film project.

    • @spideyguy3315
      @spideyguy3315 4 года назад +4

      Bro I saw that scene to,my little cousin can even do a better job with blood effects with ketchup or something then that $3 effects

    • @tommiknuutila6751
      @tommiknuutila6751 3 года назад +1

      Honestly, that shit was appalling...

  • @Theo-li2rs
    @Theo-li2rs 6 лет назад +120

    Trending in Canada?? Chips has brought you fame and fortune Ralph.

  • @bwaads7947
    @bwaads7947 6 лет назад +64

    this is what you’re doing with your patreon donations

    • @GhostIsMostly
      @GhostIsMostly 6 лет назад +13

      Bwaads money well spent

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад

      Bwaads Where I live a stand up comedian can smoke and drink on stage if these things are used as props. Not sure what RUclips says about alcohol and cigarettes but I'm sure he's drinking water anyway: that amount of alcohol would have killed him! 😁

  • @seanh7758
    @seanh7758 6 лет назад +279

    Who would give this sweet, young boy alcohol???

  • @OwlCosmo
    @OwlCosmo 11 месяцев назад +6

    I wish you'd go back to this bro, I really do

    • @Thealseie
      @Thealseie 9 месяцев назад +3

      Same man, same. Maybe someday

  • @Kiladahut
    @Kiladahut 6 лет назад +59

    Dax shepard looks and sounds like a knock off Zach Braff!

    • @martijnstuart95
      @martijnstuart95 6 лет назад +11

      Kief Andrews He is the love child of Zach Braff and Owen Wilson

  • @PotatoTot
    @PotatoTot 6 лет назад +65

    Came here for the laughs, leaving inspired, with my chest swollen with joy from hearing Ralph's spot on cover of "California Love" Deuces Sepe.

  • @danielhackmn
    @danielhackmn 6 лет назад +44

    You should be proud Ralph. You removed 20 blu-rays from Amazon in the most spectacular way imaginable. Also, Two Pack 4 life.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 5 лет назад +22

    This movie is so clearly desperately trying to fill every moment it can with a joke, instead of trying to have some serious scenes and just being normal for a second but then getting back to comedy. I mean there could have been some real talking in that scene where the guy gets grossed out by the cat but no.... grossed out by a cat in a litter box.
    Also, how does a cat enter a litter box any other way then face first? I don't think cats back up into litter boxes. It just feels like yet another desperate joke to fill in space. And they do it again with the pill joke. It was clearly added in post to fill empty air.

  • @nadadealer4435
    @nadadealer4435 6 лет назад +110

    My patreon donations are going to you buying 30 copies of chips?

    • @austin3340
      @austin3340 6 лет назад +40

      Money well spent

    • @JayyJayyTripz
      @JayyJayyTripz 6 лет назад

      To be fair It's like 7 bucks a movie. Still ridiculous though. He must of got a deal .

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 6 лет назад +2

      it looks like he just printed a bunch of inserts and put them in blu ray cases lmao

    • @nadadealer4435
      @nadadealer4435 6 лет назад

      kayl
      relieving.

  • @solomon9592
    @solomon9592 6 лет назад +55

    Finally reviewing a good movie

  • @daltonriser1125
    @daltonriser1125 6 лет назад +507

    ha that's funny ralph doesn't have a female audience

  • @oddis-he4853
    @oddis-he4853 5 лет назад +66

    Owen Wilson, and john Leguizamo. Would have been my choice

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 5 лет назад +27

      If this was 2005, definitely.

    • @posthumano8679
      @posthumano8679 4 года назад +1

      I prefer Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel.

    • @zakatalmosen5984
      @zakatalmosen5984 4 года назад

      @@posthumano8679 holy shit that'd be a cool remake

    • @munkyzzb7504
      @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +8

      Owen Wilson already did Starsky and Hutch which is basically the same stupid thing.

    • @posthumano8679
      @posthumano8679 4 года назад +1

      @@munkyzzb7504 At least Owen Wilson is a good actor (Sometimes)

  • @lockthelach
    @lockthelach 6 лет назад +86

    I think I’m in love with this man.

    • @Mikasacusfan
      @Mikasacusfan 6 лет назад +9

      I am, (I'm also a girl, hit me up ralph)

    • @Mikasacusfan
      @Mikasacusfan 6 лет назад +6

      Also, yes, I do get wet watching your videos (like fr)

    • @bellatronx1385
      @bellatronx1385 6 лет назад

      Professional Napper2 Lol wut.

    • @Mikasacusfan
      @Mikasacusfan 6 лет назад +1

      Bella Tronx he's beautiful

  • @GibsonYouTube
    @GibsonYouTube 6 лет назад +83

    12:36 holy shit that's the torpasta. The thing from mystery diners

  • @morgan2522
    @morgan2522 6 лет назад +50

    There was a lot of gay jokes. I thought you would've liked them :/

  • @TheSummitCove
    @TheSummitCove 3 года назад +18

    They said it was just gonna be an easy bag.
    Well it ain’t no easy bag they got chips

  • @davieduckett2156
    @davieduckett2156 6 лет назад +26

    I think you hated it because the motorcycles didnt transform into fighting robots

    • @JeithKarrett
      @JeithKarrett 6 лет назад +4

      It's pretty obvious to me that Ralph doesn't understand CHiPs for being a masterpiece.

  • @laurenm7898
    @laurenm7898 6 лет назад +55

    aw ralphy, you’re so handsome! i commented i think you’re hot 😔

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 6 лет назад +108

    How many copies of Chips did he buy?

  • @anikmonette2140
    @anikmonette2140 4 года назад +30

    This makes no sense: couldn't he just bring him his meds instead of carrying his naked body?😐

    • @bezahltersystemtroll5055
      @bezahltersystemtroll5055 4 года назад +5

      true 🤔 havent seen the movie though so maybe there is some explanation

    • @jameslebron2403
      @jameslebron2403 3 года назад +1

      He needed to be in cold water in the tub or some shit IIRC