HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024
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  • @plasticbazooka
    @plasticbazooka Год назад +309

    All Paradox games need to add a "We share a border and our colors are too similar" casus belli.

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 Год назад +392

    "Europe has being historically polish. We're are simply taking back what was ours"
    - A Polish guy, probably

    • @balintiboi6596
      @balintiboi6596 Год назад +5

      I dunno Hungary is very Hungarian.
      And yes there are no words that describe this better.

    • @mrspecs9211
      @mrspecs9211 Год назад +6

      Actually it was
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 Год назад

      It really wasn't poland just had just 1 time were it wasn't a military rump state

  • @calebsutton6798
    @calebsutton6798 Год назад +653

    God gives the poles his toughest battles, for he fears what they will do when they are bored

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 Год назад +66

      When they're bored they start killing each other again and again. Like orks in Warhammer 40,000.

    • @aaronjackson2066
      @aaronjackson2066 Год назад +3

      Why is this comment very topical?

    • @PasiastyPasek
      @PasiastyPasek Год назад +22

      Last time we were bored, we started killing eachother

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 Год назад +4

      @@PasiastyPasek And y'all are on the straight path to doing it again

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 Год назад

      Anything to keep the Catholic Poles busy.

  • @guybrushthreepwood362
    @guybrushthreepwood362 Год назад +88

    I agree there is no war goal more permanent in a Paradox game than another country being to close to my RGB values

  • @Neerdrin
    @Neerdrin Год назад +24

    Hi Stakuyi. Love this video! A Polish man here btw. There are some small historical errors though:
    - Poland was supposed to be a monarchy, but not after it freed from Russia but Germany. The Regency Council was a project born within the former german-occupied part of the country,
    - historical path is not really democratic. Sanacja (Sanation) was a military government, mixing ideals of patriotism, militarism, non-communist socialism, and imperialism. Within the government itself there were more "right" (militaristic, nationalists) and "left" factions (socialist made a significant part of the gov).

  • @acanadianchicken
    @acanadianchicken Год назад +182

    If you puppeted Lithuanian you could've formed the Commonwealth immediately with the focus

    • @JacobFraps
      @JacobFraps Год назад +3

      🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 Год назад +36

      @@JacobFraps its not cheese, its literally one of the requirments

    • @MrPeteeer
      @MrPeteeer Год назад +1

      @@cebulak6695🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 Год назад +27

      @@MrPeteeer ah yes. Using intended feature is a cheese. If they didn't want you to be able to form commonwealth via this method they could just not add it as one of requirements like in the case of forming commonwealth through decision. Then you have to gain compailance and you can't do it via puppet

    • @Modelta
      @Modelta Год назад +2

      @@cebulak6695 🧀

  • @gavin_tg
    @gavin_tg Год назад +154

    If you ever think the Soviet Union messed up bad in the Winter War take a look at the battle of Warsaw its incredible what happened.

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo Год назад +37

      Literally, the Soviets had that battle won if not for Stalin. Tukhachevsky needed support and the Soviets sent Stalin to do it. But Stalin said “fuck it we ball” and went all the way to Lwow, and started a siege. Tukhachevsky didn’t have the numbers to win the battle by overwhelming the poles. Stalin is the reason communism failed to push westward ironically

    • @dippie.wastaken
      @dippie.wastaken Год назад +16

      ​@@TheLordNovocommon commie L

  • @EnduringGamer
    @EnduringGamer Год назад +15

    29:52 "What's the anime that has all the horse girls in it?" That is Uma Musume (literally means "horse girls").

    • @remus885
      @remus885 3 месяца назад

      I know that anime containe only one horse girl, but one of my favorite is Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou ^^
      Or another lovely one is Monster Musume no Oishasan ^^

  • @negandavidson9600
    @negandavidson9600 Год назад +58

    Japan and Poland had a good relationship in real life.

    • @P0PG03S
      @P0PG03S Год назад +2

      Then the dog came in.

  • @judgementdaygaming8406
    @judgementdaygaming8406 8 месяцев назад +10

    8:41 Poland: WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU....
    Himmler: oh hey its Poland coming to save us!
    Poland: ...FROM YOURSELVES!
    Himmler: Oh hey its Poland....

  • @dylanmbouadeu9836
    @dylanmbouadeu9836 Год назад +14

    Kursk, the battle of modern machines vs dated horses.

  • @nonverbalpie8151
    @nonverbalpie8151 Год назад +19

    I did a campaign with the Cossack King a few weeks ago, and yeah, our Calvary was the best. Helped Germany take care of the Soviet Union, surprisingly Belgium, Luxemburg and the Netherlands joined the Comintern during this whilst staying Democratic. The current point in the save sees Germany possibly pursing a war with France and the Allies, but this time no Soviets and of course, with the Cossack King at the helm.

  • @justduxx5733
    @justduxx5733 Год назад +27

    Hi Stakuyi you’re my favorite youtuber i love how you play the game and be entertaining while teaching us about actually historical events and what ifs plus Giving us useful stratagies to use in the game

  • @TheCoyote808
    @TheCoyote808 Год назад +24

    Funny enough, Mechanized units are also cav, but have hardness. And with Cossack Poland, you can get enough industry to mechanize your cavalry and go town on Europe and Asia.

    • @romanmorozov6974
      @romanmorozov6974 6 месяцев назад +2

      True but it less hilarious than “embrace tradition, embrace the horse”

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Год назад +4

    They can't stopple the topple!"--Stakuyi, 1938, right before his fatal stroke.
    Apparently "stopple" is in fact another word for stopper or plug. The more you know.

  • @mercator79
    @mercator79 Год назад +9

    Poland is not the speedbump any more, and Belarus and Russia seem to be thinking about testing that theory. In your game, of course the Winged Hussars with furry Cossack hats arrived!

  • @darcbunnygaming
    @darcbunnygaming Год назад +4

    I have a save where Costa Rica became a major power. How they became one is beyond me, but somehow it happened

    • @DingleDongus1
      @DingleDongus1 Год назад +2

      I don’t have hoi4 but I need the explaination and story

  • @nolanasd6092
    @nolanasd6092 Год назад +6

    Ah, it's wonderful to see you play poland again, they have an absolutely wild focus tree.

  • @piotrpoleski2650
    @piotrpoleski2650 6 месяцев назад +1

    So having all kind of bonuses for cavalry... while playing mostly without... cavalry... spot on. 😂👍🏻

  • @jebbus132
    @jebbus132 Год назад +8

    This is a clear sign to play more Equestria at War

  • @-__-4186
    @-__-4186 4 месяца назад

    Fun fact, my great uncle served under Anders (also under Monte Cassino) and also sometimes took care of his horse.

  • @KonigHoff
    @KonigHoff Год назад +1

    Hey quick tip! You can actually reform the Commonwealth as soon as you get Lithuania by releasing them as a puppet, there's a focus that does it with that requirement.

  • @th3grav3mak3rgaming8
    @th3grav3mak3rgaming8 Год назад +1

    3:46 The 5th of November?
    “Remember remember the 5th of November
    Gunpowder, treason and plot
    I see no reason
    Why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot”
    -V for Vendetta

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 Год назад

    A really easy way to avoid garrison trouble in occupied territory is to copy your biggest cavalry brigade, take off all extra stuff but add an MP company, and set that new template to garrison. Because the MP company adds suppression to each battalion in the brigade and cavalry already have great suppression, the bigger the brigade the less overall equipment and manpower it requires. Bonus: grab the army spirit that lets you add cavalry to templates for free and fill the entire block from the start for 35 xp instead of upwards of 100. If you ever run into occupation trouble after that, you'll be controlling so much territory that you could easily run a line of armored cars, which have even more suppression than cavalry, plus the armor reduces garrison attrition. Add as many battalions as required and your stockpile allows and you'll never have to deal with insane garrison manpower issues again.

  • @peterconroy7375
    @peterconroy7375 Год назад +1

    18:30. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen”

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle Год назад +2

    Episode 19 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Equestria with “Twilight Theory” turned on in custom game rules.

  • @BUGSINMYSKIN1
    @BUGSINMYSKIN1 Год назад +1

    Whenever I play Poland, I ALWAYS go bermontian

  • @isaclarsson8487
    @isaclarsson8487 Год назад +1

    Since you mentioned Wiltold I must do this "INMATE IN HELL OR A HERO IN PRISON"

    • @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar
      @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar 3 месяца назад

      SOLDIER IN AUSCHWITZ, WHO KNOWS HIS NAME?
      LOCKED IN A CELL WAGING WAR FROM THE PRISON
      HIDING IN AUSCHWITZ, HE HIDES BEHIND 4859
      Sabaton fans unite!

  • @Maine_Gamer
    @Maine_Gamer Год назад +1

    Poland be like, "This speed bump has teeth"

  • @garreTTU2023
    @garreTTU2023 Год назад +17

    Bugs like the Slovakia thing make me so mad. This game is complicated so things like that can fly under the radar, but it’s not like the game is new

    • @This_is_a_burner
      @This_is_a_burner 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's like a full B-29 flying under the radar.

  • @snek1557
    @snek1557 Год назад +1

    Hell hath no fury like a pole scorned

  • @jasonjeffery9728
    @jasonjeffery9728 Год назад +1

    Bug for the Lithuanians. Release them as a puppet then core then via forcus as this bypasses the compliance requirement.

    • @doctorwhat779
      @doctorwhat779 Год назад

      it is not a bug it is a feature. focus explanation literally says you need compliance or owning lithuania as a subject

    • @jasonjeffery9728
      @jasonjeffery9728 Год назад

      @@doctorwhat779 but you dont, just release puppet them and then hit the form commonwealth button, it just works.

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 Год назад +2

    "How is Greece a major power?" He asks after having killed and beaten the shit out of the two major powers to each said of him

  • @Nexusryan
    @Nexusryan Год назад +7

    I am an avid fan of Bear Poland

  • @EVILaberation
    @EVILaberation Год назад +1

    hoi4 challenge, the planes trains and automobiles, must use railway guns, every kind of plane, motorized and armored cars for ground

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 Год назад +2

    I'll be honest, I find it tragic that Cavalry doesn't get any bonuses from doctrines. It's definetly the fun way to go.

  • @carterwebster1659
    @carterwebster1659 Год назад +2

    Can you talk about the polish soviet war and the interwar period as I think it is a under talk about time that has lots of interesting things happening in Europe and South America.

  • @RuralTowner
    @RuralTowner 3 месяца назад

    Those Winged Hussars tearing things up...

  • @lemonke4209
    @lemonke4209 Год назад +1

    I once heard these vice words. Women, men and children fight
    They were dying side by side
    And the blood they shed upon the streets
    Was a sacrifice willingly paid
    Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    1944 help that never came
    Calling Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    Rise up and hear the call
    History calling to you, 'Warszawo, walcz!'

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 Год назад

      And yes this is from sabaton Uprising atleast a part of it

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 Год назад +1

      *music*
      Spirit soul and heart
      In accordance with the old traditions
      1944 still the allies turn away
      Fighting street to street
      In a time of hope and desperation
      Did it on their own and they never lost their faith
      Women, men and children fight
      They were dying side by side
      And the blood they shed upon the streets
      Was a sacrifice willingly paid

  • @IanGerritsen
    @IanGerritsen Год назад +4

    And thus the origin story of Centaur Nayami was canonized. Great anime with serious dystopian "equality" vibes, highly recommend. Also has a WW2 episode, surprisingly relevant...

  • @P1kaSans
    @P1kaSans Год назад +7

    brothers 🇱🇹🤝🇵🇱
    edit: STAK! i dare you to take over the soviet union as carpatho ukraine

  • @filipczarnecki7167
    @filipczarnecki7167 5 месяцев назад

    7:42 bro his name should be read Vladislav Anders (written in English italics)

  • @jackoakes1328
    @jackoakes1328 Год назад +5

    STAYUKI have u done romanov run as Poland? Secret 6th path

    • @Pollypinolly
      @Pollypinolly Год назад

      Yup, he has: ruclips.net/video/BU9-Bge-wfM/видео.html

  • @batmaninc2793
    @batmaninc2793 Год назад

    In the words of HabitualLinecrosser,
    "This speed bump has teeth," 😬

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Год назад +10

    No modern technology can match the powerr of H O R S E
    Speaking of which, more EaW when?

  • @lenorevanalstine1219
    @lenorevanalstine1219 Год назад

    going through the alps ah yes the reverse hannibal

  • @kevinimperati8644
    @kevinimperati8644 4 месяца назад

    Return of the Winged Hussar.

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 Год назад

    "What is that one anime with all the horse girls in it?"
    My Little Pony

  • @tsamoka6496
    @tsamoka6496 Год назад +2

    Hi Stakuyi! If you think it'd be worth it, I think a playthrough of the Youjo Senki Redux mod would be fun to see. =^x^=

  • @string_fellow_hawk
    @string_fellow_hawk 3 месяца назад

    0:47 in and 1st point of agreement. Poland will be a speed bump NO more. They have bought or built the first real wall in Europe.

  • @A_Senitent_Ford_F150
    @A_Senitent_Ford_F150 Год назад +2

    Love how, despite Slovakia being stolen, you kinda just forgot and let Austria-Hungary live. (Not that it matters anyway lmao)

  • @averageenjoyer2646
    @averageenjoyer2646 Год назад

    My flight got delayed but at least stakuyi got my back

  • @Timmenim
    @Timmenim Год назад +1

    Stakuyi kaissereich has a new update with China, its really cool you should try it

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад

    Lore of HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?! Momentum 100

  • @staszek461
    @staszek461 4 месяца назад

    my great grandfather fought in the polish soviet war and fought the baltic ss-men in ww2

  • @WildAcresFarms.
    @WildAcresFarms. Год назад +1

    Athula loves watching your videos

  • @retrobear7384
    @retrobear7384 10 месяцев назад

    "Polish cat girls" is wild

  • @purgeutopia8696
    @purgeutopia8696 10 месяцев назад

    The Hussars have returned!!

  • @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx
    @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx Год назад +1

    Stakuiy: going historical democratic path ( *hovers mouse over Ignacy Mościcki)*
    Me, a historian 🤓: you mean semi fascist totalitarian man ?

  • @buckn5
    @buckn5 Год назад +5

    I thought the craziest one was anastasia poland?

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 Год назад

      Isn’t Anastasia the Soviet Leader in that mod?

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 Год назад

      I thought we already did -Big Bear- Anastasia Poland on this channel before.

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 Год назад

      @@oscarcacnio8418 which Anastasia?
      Isn’t the Soviet Union the only one with her?
      Or is it the general that Poland has?

  • @kellerblair2952
    @kellerblair2952 Год назад

    You should play the 1699 Empire mod as England.

  • @gcfishing4086
    @gcfishing4086 8 месяцев назад

    I know I gave you this idea in that community HOI game years ago LOL

  • @RandooGaming
    @RandooGaming Год назад

    Then the winged hussars arrived!

  • @saoghail9769
    @saoghail9769 Год назад

    What's a truck? Is that some new breed of horse?

  • @mcfunny8887
    @mcfunny8887 Год назад

    i have done this, its absolutely ridiculous. wait a few years and become a super nation.

  • @rjagad
    @rjagad Год назад

    Bruh I think an integrated puppet would have been better to get factories and focuses from Germany.

  • @pewyay
    @pewyay 9 месяцев назад +1

    Me casually following and now it’s January 1938 and Germany is still in civil war:

  • @rexrules8895
    @rexrules8895 Год назад +3

    day 4 of asking stak to play maritime kingdom of hungary/United Pirates

  • @develiblefish4186
    @develiblefish4186 5 месяцев назад

    Good strat would of added more artillery tho ❤

  • @МихаилСвечкарь-ы5г

    Man, please make a video of krx Lovecraft new england this will be insane, u can revive him when he dies and core the entire planet, this will be the content for sure))

  • @dragooneoc7047
    @dragooneoc7047 Год назад

    I would like to point out that greece was actually the only major power in that war and you didn't have to Cao the SSSR

  • @somerandomguypart
    @somerandomguypart Год назад

    my papakha is extremely happy

  • @halabhalab-t7f
    @halabhalab-t7f 4 месяца назад

    cossack ❌️
    demented horse madness (russian edition)✅️

  • @overlordmateus407
    @overlordmateus407 Год назад

    Wat I've observed watching his vids, he's someone who doesn't look at his decisions that much

  • @AlexKS1992
    @AlexKS1992 Год назад

    Have you done a video on Hapsburg Poland?

  • @GwainSagaFanChannel
    @GwainSagaFanChannel Год назад

    Stakuyi to reduce world tension why didnt you justify wargoal on Indonesia instead of Netherlands?

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 Год назад

    Idea: hoi4 but all focuses are chosen by an AI

  • @greg.167
    @greg.167 Год назад

    Proper Heritage with Mongolia In kaiserredux?

  • @doctorwhat779
    @doctorwhat779 Год назад +1

    actually you could always form commonwealth if you release lithuania as your puppet.

  • @BonnieYTwithafish
    @BonnieYTwithafish Год назад

    How the heck do the polish have so many horses?!?!

  • @AtlasGaming001
    @AtlasGaming001 Год назад

    BEEAAAR POLOLAND!

  • @RichardGadsden
    @RichardGadsden Год назад

    Winged Hussars rule!

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Год назад

    Hmm yes 🇵🇱🗿👌 Bermontian intermarium into space 🚀

  • @cardengixoth6878
    @cardengixoth6878 Год назад +3

    Here's a terrifying thought: HOI5 could be about World War 3, depending on how things shake out........

  • @epicraptor777
    @epicraptor777 Год назад +1

    after the video with the albanian USA and the occupation paint tool i find it hard to think you are not cheating

  • @dianaroos1412
    @dianaroos1412 Год назад

    Can you play as sweden the next time and create the holy swedish empire

  • @ultimatestuff7111
    @ultimatestuff7111 Год назад

    Can you rebuild the Roman Empire as Italy?

  • @iskmati
    @iskmati Год назад +2

    POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 (Poland top)

  • @shadowstar1002
    @shadowstar1002 Год назад

    @stakyui
    Have you tried getting Imperial Federation in Kaiserredux yet?

  • @MH0047
    @MH0047 Год назад

    Baptized in fire 40 to 1...

  • @lennartgamer2339
    @lennartgamer2339 Год назад

    Pole-end

  • @fahianhaque4413
    @fahianhaque4413 Год назад

    I came after the bear one

  • @starksvensk
    @starksvensk Год назад

    You ain’t slick bro we all know feedback made it first

  • @JPieman
    @JPieman Год назад

    How to play MLP in vanilla HOI4!

  • @S1nner66
    @S1nner66 Год назад

    Day 4 of asking you play your favourite country on your favourite mod and taking over the whole world

  • @CarlFr-pq3cm
    @CarlFr-pq3cm Год назад

    قد انتحر مدرس التاريخ للتو The history teacher has just committed suicide

  • @darwinMayones
    @darwinMayones Год назад

    was just in poland

  • @balintiboi6596
    @balintiboi6596 Год назад

    Millennium Dawn Stakuyi pretty please 🥺

  • @FredFish99
    @FredFish99 Год назад

    hey i would love to see you play fuhrerreich/ fuhrerredux Germany please

  • @pug5960
    @pug5960 Год назад +1

    1939 Poland in the future?